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Your Show Of Shows

what’s a post you think about randomly and laugh every time?

Mine is "I hate my friend Julie. She's a cunt."

by Anonymousreply 27June 27, 2020 7:34 PM

The cute OP and his potato bar idea for a party.

The RSL Nosehair Troll

Peppermint Patty- the obese, repug blogger

Robert Bore(??) Blogger coming on here and yelling at people.

by Anonymousreply 1June 25, 2020 7:30 PM

Victorian Era Datalounge can still make me laugh when I think back.

Not thread but the phrase “kick her in the cunt bone” makes me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 2June 25, 2020 7:37 PM

The margarine fountain. I've pseudo-seriously suggested this to friends who were planning parties. You'd be amazed at how many people believe you if you keep a totally straight face. (Either that or I've got some really stupid friends).

Ditto, "kick her in the cuntbone." Also, "I have sufficient."

by Anonymousreply 3June 25, 2020 7:38 PM

The Fatal Attraction daughter thread makes me snicker.

by Anonymousreply 4June 25, 2020 9:33 PM

Good posts by Helen Lawson, Didi von Cuntington, Mrs Patsy Ramsey, Joey Luft, Darfur Orphan, Erna, or other great DL characters

by Anonymousreply 5June 25, 2020 9:49 PM

*kisses doll

by Anonymousreply 6June 25, 2020 9:51 PM

Daaaaats da suck job!

I stole “cuntbone,” I admit it.

by Anonymousreply 7June 25, 2020 9:54 PM

The father complaining about his daughter eating frosting from the can.

by Anonymousreply 8June 25, 2020 10:00 PM

“Tasteful Friends” (when we were able to see other people’s homes).

All of the True Crime threads when I’m looking at the serious discussions about Chris Watts.

by Anonymousreply 9June 25, 2020 10:17 PM

there was a fabulous thread on quintessential DL gifs a while ago, back when we could post gifs :-(

"I don't know her" always made me laugh

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by Anonymousreply 10June 25, 2020 10:20 PM

"You fixded my cheeseburger." Every once in a while I'll flash on that thread and start laughing out loud.

Also, the one about the little kid who ran around naked, presented hole and yodeled at the (Utah?) restaurant run by his idiot hippie parents.

by Anonymousreply 11June 26, 2020 12:42 AM

R11. Link please. Please. To the running around presenting hole hippies. Lol

by Anonymousreply 12June 26, 2020 12:45 AM

With pleasure, my liege:

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by Anonymousreply 13June 26, 2020 12:48 AM

The Homosex Troll. "I like the homosex where the man go up into the man. I like this concep."

by Anonymousreply 14June 26, 2020 12:52 AM

Look, I know it's been 20 years, but I still laugh at

earrings

caftans

by Anonymousreply 15June 26, 2020 7:08 AM

Helenesque

That's the stupidest thing ever, but it makes laugh every time I see it mentioned here.

by Anonymousreply 16June 26, 2020 12:27 PM

^ It's a perfume AND a fortified malt beverage

by Anonymousreply 17June 26, 2020 12:34 PM

Typos/autocorrections that turn into legendary characters.

by Anonymousreply 18June 26, 2020 12:44 PM

My 1st excursions here on DL... circa July 2016.

I was a chat newbie and jaded kunts smelled innocent blood in troubled waters 🤭

by Anonymousreply 19June 26, 2020 12:45 PM

“__________, you FAT WHORE(S)!” always makes me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 20June 26, 2020 12:53 PM

A poster once said something along the lines of:

'Gay men are the cultural aristocracy of Western civilisation'. Oh, did I laugh! I wish I could say that in real life.

by Anonymousreply 21June 26, 2020 12:53 PM

*Kisses doll

by Anonymousreply 22June 26, 2020 7:32 PM

I just read 'Once Around the Garden' for the first time and laughed several times. Any thread that snowballs into the more and more obscure is entertaining.

by Anonymousreply 23June 26, 2020 8:42 PM

This thread from 2015 still makes me laugh whenever I think of it... and, likewise, anytime "Jaclyn Smith" posts that same Bootsy Gumdrop line as a comment in a current thread.

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by Anonymousreply 24June 26, 2020 8:56 PM

The Robert Sean Leonard Nose hair Troll! What ever happened to that sweet freak? I remember the photo they posted indeed had a huge ass nose hair growing out of his schnozz.

by Anonymousreply 25June 26, 2020 9:39 PM

The possum in the bathroom drawer that said we all had carb face!

by Anonymousreply 26June 27, 2020 7:20 PM

"At least I don't have carb face like you bitches."

Cane face.

by Anonymousreply 27June 27, 2020 7:34 PM
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