Child Presents Hole in Restaurant, Sparking Controversy

Well, to be fair, he was 16.

This is why I don't patronize vegan establishments.

Nothing is allowed anymore.

Bitches, leave your droppings at home until they can wear pants. Or look good without.

call the Health Department, shut them down, God only knows what is in that food.

Clearly a Datalounger in the making.

Click to see that Pa Butthole is someone whose butthole you'd like to see presented.

Kind of funny. A relative's toddler ran through a family party naked and presented her hole. A younger couple was aghast, the parents embarrassed, but little kids sometimes do such things. The young couple later had kids and they were equally uninhibited and embarrassed their parents plenty. Not something you want to see while you're eating, but this story makes me laugh. The owners overreacted, a simple explanation and apology was all that was needed.

Flashing your butthole to a customer trying to enjoy a meal? Sounds like something Jennifer Lawrence would do.

The father looks like that SNL guy in an ugly wig.

I'd worry about getting the dad's hair in my salad. I bet it's everywhere in that restaurant.

R11 that's Fred Armisen from Portlandia. the feminist bookstore skit is pretty spot on though

Those are the ugliest kids since the Giudices.

Thanks, 12, the resemblance it striking.

Oh my God -- someone needs to forward this to Fox and Gordon Ramsay, stat! This has the potential to be a legendary episode of "Kitchen Nightmares"!

Oops, that actually IS a pic of Fred Armisen and not a remarkable doppelganger.

The pic they used for the headline is a joke, those are the feminist bookstore owners from Fred Armisen's show Portlandia. The actual parents are in the photo in R7.

The "feminist bookstore" joke with its long haired hippie types in a women's bookstore is about 40 years out of date. All the feminist bookstores are closed. The only ones open are for genderqueer types who let men in dresses boss them around. They make a point of being anti-feminist.

You could find the long haired types at a vegan cafe or marijuana store, though.

Do they take reservations?

There's a child running around naked with dirty feet at a family BBQ and there's a child running around naked with dirty feet at an eating establishment.

Someone shut this place down and call CPS.

And after all this publicity, they might as well rename it the Southern Pedo Cafe. Cause that's who'll make up the bulk of their clientele, now that they know about the floor show.

What ever happened to "no shoes, no shirt, no service"?

Was tossed salad not on the menu?

Another customer claims she was in there at a different time and the naked child shat on the floor.

r7 those kids are most unfortunate looking...

"I can't even begin to" stop laughing.

The parents are decent looking. How come the kids are so fug?

I would totally lose my appetite and they are basically advertising the place to pedos. Gross.

DISGUSTING BEAST

Don't order the poo poo platter.

R10 = Rose

How do they prepare their vegan potato salad?

Oh my god, that chick's response on their yelp or whatever were fucking obnoxious! " I couldn't be happier to lose you as a customer, blah blah, mama bear" anytime someone says "mama bear" you just know they are unreasonable and incapable of seeing their kid ever being in the wrong. And that menu/story "sometimes you will get food right away, sometimes you will wait an hour. Sometimes it will be quiet and candle lit and other times you may have kids singing to you" Fuck off and hire a fucking babysitter. I can't even imagine having to work with those kids underfoot. Her whole, "we don't need your business" theme seems like a fucking great business model, good luck with that!

Ok, I'm pretty much vegan, and that place sounds like a shithole. Literally. Those parents are the kind that think their kids' shit don't stink, as the saying goes. Lots of them here in NYC, and most I'm sure are not vegans.

How many health department regulations do you break in one go, if your kid shits on the floor of a food serving and preparation area?

How can they still be open!

Anyone remember when the owner of a well known vegan restaurant here in NY called Quintesence got in trouble for exposing himself on the subway to a young woman who took a cell phone pic of him looking all creepy. Vegans are suspect and creepy. Fuck vegans.

Dad has gay face.

Who grabbed the shit infested child... then carried on serving meal plates? Or handling money at the till? So many sanitary violations, I'd never consider going there. It's bad enough trying to decide which food services deal with cockroaches properly.

If they're vegans, then how come one of the daughters is a little piglet?

There goes that pristine, vegan reputation, all to shit.

I always remember Bourdain's comment: "Vegans are the Hammas of the Vegetarian world." They must also be independently wealthy if they don't need customers for their business.

What's a Hamma?

OP, I just love this thread title. I don't have to open it to laugh. DL'er in training, right there. Complete with overBEARing momma.

Amid all the jokes in this thread, this really is a serious matter. A child let loose to shit on the floor of a restaurant? The help arguing over who should clean it up? And then...what? serve food to patrons? Wash dishes?

The Board of Health should shut the place down and put the owners in jail with their fucking ugly brats.

All this does is persuade people that vegetarians are crazy and disgusting and don't respect other people's limits.

I know a few vegetarians. They're nothing like that. They're interchangeable with everyone else except they don't eat meat.

This is not a vegan thing. This is a crazy, self-righteous cultist thing.

Or maybe it is a vegan thing.

The mother is nothing but a spawn machine. Hubby needs a vasectomy. Trash should not be allowed to spawn with such frequency, particularly an inept trash mother like this trash.

Future snowflakes who will vote for Trump when they find out the Dem candidate eats meat.

The last right of the insane will be to breed.

That place is down the street from me. I checked it out ONCE, and only once. The kids were in a playpen, out in the open, screaming and crying. Nope!

The sideshow was extra. Surcharge is on the bill.

Those kids look "special" . The parents arent hideous ,so how did those girls come out looking like "Sloth" from Goonies ?!? Its all a moot point to me,I wouldnt be caught dead in a vegan restaurant . Those parents are assholes,and Im sure this will be great for business.

That's fine r49, they would love to not have you as a customer! Clearly you hate animals and children and they so don't care if you don't come back, they invite you to go somewhere else, they don't care!

Will someone please shit in my... oh, never mind.

The father's transition is a failure.

Wow! A vegan version of Honey Boo-Boo!

"Mama Bear"'s reaction. I'd guess she's had complaints about her brats before.

[quote]I am about to start calling out names and pictures of people who leave us bad reviews, [bold]especially when it deals with our children[/bold]. You will no longer be allowed to come and dine at Imagine. We do not need or want your business. Be our guest to go and eat at the other vegan restaurants down the street. This is going to be fun!!!! You've throughly irritated mama bear!!!!!!!!!!!! We're starting with Chelsea Bartley! For anyone who reads this and instantly is scared this might affect our business, I cannot begin to tell you how much we do not care. Haters are not welcome at Imagine!!!!

Anyone, that is, but Child Protective Services and the Board of Health. Momma bears who can't police their cubs shouldn't have them running around presenting hole to the customers. Someone might just take them up on it.

From R25:

[quote]I was there just two weeks ago and the same child ran naked for at least 20 mins before an adult did something. After the deficated on the floor is actually when the adult stepped in. This establishment is disgusting and should have child protective services step in and investigate.

[quote]Than the two Mexicans argued over who was gonna clean it up.

No.... no, I no clean mierda.

All children of Mama Bears end up moving comfort dogs, pigs and snakes into their college dorm rooms.

Does a Momma Bear shit in the woods?

Nope, on the salad bar.

Check out the screen name of the woman who makes cakes and baked goods for Imagine:

Whatever you do, do NOT order the vegan monkey bread appetizer.

It's the HONEY POO-POO scandal!

Ugh r62, I can literally see how granular and not creamy those desserts are, and I'm not even a big butter, cream type person but those look foul, as does their pink haired creator.

R58 "The two Mexicans"? So even the patrons are trash.

I asked my sister who lives in Memphis if she knew this place and she confirmed they're awful. She said the food is awful and, as we have seen, the owners act as though they are doing the world a favor by enlightening them. She also said they have become notorious for not paying their employees. Jesus, make people clean up your kid's shit and then don't pay them?

Luckily her business doesn't need customers, r67, or she may take this to heart.

Those desserts don't look too bad, R62, if you like Plaster of Paris bees on your nalgas.

They should be censured

This thread is a gem, I've been laughing hard.

The family is cute but parents may be stupid, a child running loose in a restaurant is an accident waiting to happen.

Bless you for finding that r62.

What kind of idiot who tries to make a living selling baked goods uses the word "poop" in their online identity?

"I can tell you don't have no children. Maybe one day you'll learn... the pride... the love... when you know your boy will do anything for his mother."

Ugh, this couple reminds me of a local husband and wife who opened ran a bakery (not vegan, but with a lot of vegan options). Their food was actually quite good, but they and the place were just insufferable.

They were good at promoting their business on social media where they had this nice, "Come on by...we'd love to meet you! Our customers become our friends" persona. And they'd post cute pictures of their toddler snacking on a scone or cookie. But when you'd walk in the bakery, it was ridiculously tiny and the few tables would all be occupied by regulars who'd turn and gawk at you like an intruder in some secret sanctuary. The owners (usually the wife since the husband did most of the baking) would just give you an annoyed stare from behind the counter. I know quite a few people who were so put off by the creepy attitude that they left without ordering. I visited a few times and gave up; the scones were amazing, but just not worth it.

Even though they sold a lot of non-vegan food, they pushed the vegan lifestyle pretty heavily. You couldn't order a half dozen cookies to go without a self-righteous lecture on veganism. I finally asked the owner why she didn't sell only vegan products since she believed so fervently in veganism. She had to reluctantly admit that the business would've failed without the non-vegan options.

The business did fail. During the Occupy Wall Street movement, they spent more time camping with the gross, dirty horde in a local park and bringing boxes of baked goods to feed their fellow protestors. That hurt the business. Then there was a nasty divorce and, without the husband's talent as a baker, the place closed.

At least their child wasn't allowed to run feral in the bakery (even if her mother did use the term "Momma Bear," too).

Hillybilly vegans let their child run around naked defecating everywhere in that so called restaurant that more of a drug den.

Responsible adults take action in cases like this.

[quote]The "feminist bookstore" joke with its long haired hippie types in a women's bookstore is about 40 years out of date. All the feminist bookstores are closed.

It's based on a specific and real feminist bookstore in Portland that is still open, you idiot, called "In Other Words."

This TV show is about Portland specifically. It is not about whatever town you happen to live in.

Hey, you're the idiot, R78. It has this right there on their "about us" page: "queer, trans, gender variant folks, and those who live at the intersections of these identities" . That is anti-feminist. They opened in 1993, basically when they had killed feminism. This is something else, which is not remotely feminist.

This is why nobody of any sexual orientation respects Danny Pintauro.

I don't understand. How can this be a Vegan diner?

OK, never mind. Just because they use steak, chicken, pork, sausage in the dish descriptions doesn't actually mean that. Sorry

Yeah, they serve food made from fake meat and fake dairy from soy, nut and wheat proteins, which apart f on the sanctimony is why a lot of people roll their eyes at vegans.

If a vegan restaurant sold roast vegetables, pilafs, salads, stews and sorbets made for of fresh vegetables, fruits and grains, most people who eat meat and dairy would have no problem eating there. But fake meat? There's no point.

On a plane I once sat next to an Israeli guy straight out of the army. He ordered a vegan meal, and when he looked bad the main course of roast "duck" and couscous, he tried to claim that he I had taken his meal. Meanwhile, I tucked into a not-at-awful meal of pumpkin soup, spinach and ricotta ravioli in marinara sauce and cheese, crackers and grapes. In spite of the fact that the rest of the flight ate the same thing, he did not let up and bitched at me the entire flight in Hebrew.

Stay tune, TLC documentary is coming.

The parents gave an interview to the local paper:

[quote]"... If you are uncomfortable with a naked baby then do not come to our restaurant. Periodically she will not have a diaper on and that is life."

Little Hole Presenter is named "Aspen" and the other child who was bothering guests is "Madalynn," who was "yodeling and staring" at people trying to eat.

Basura blanca

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Who the hell is funding these trolls, their parents? God knows no bank would give people like them real money.

No, wait, they're running an illegal casino or drug house in the back, and they're actively trying to drive any actual diners away. That's got to be it.

Can't believe there haven't yet been formal complaints to both the Health Department and Child Protective Services (whatever their local names are).

They'll be shut down within a month.

This is the general vibe with vegan/vegetarian places/people.

Gross, R74, thanks for making me think about this morning.

The article at R86 is comic gold, especially this passage about Mama Bear:

Kristie Jeffrey hardly has time to breathe during lunch on Friday. Business has been brisk since the uproar started. Customers have provided support.

The 35-year-old former airline attendant did not keep quiet for one main reason. "Because it affected my children,' she says after finally emerging from the kitchen.

"We get bad reviews all the time. Bad reviews don't bother me at all. I welcome them...

"But when you start making false accusations against my children, that's when I lost it. I don't work for a corporation. This is my business. You're not going to talk about my children and get away with it,' she says.

I love how she adds that she gives out free meals all the time for various reasons, hundreds even. Holy fuck, the food must be pretty shitty.

She says it's all about "protecting her children."

And yet, in a few years, her children are going to be absolutely mortified that this story attracted national attention and is out there on the Internet for anyone to see--classmates, peers, potential employers...Nice job, Mama Bear!

"Former airline attendant."

And that's all you need to know about her.

Dad is HOT.

Like eating with the Mansons.

The point of fake meat is that it tastes good. And people who are vegan for ethical reasons sometime miss the taste of meat. That said, this vegan would avoid Imagine Cafe like the plague (which may well be available there).

I don't care, I don't fucking care, don't you get it? I don't care.

I can't wait to go to a restaurant that may have a child running around in front of servers carrying hot plates of food and run by a former airline stew and her earnest looking stooge of a husband. Looks great! Can I have a side of kid poop, please?

Vegan / Millennial Breeder / former Skywaitress?

She's like a Venn diagram of Cunt.

Multiple piercings, self-righteous food addictions, cute husband in a trendy cap, kids out of control. Isn't this our picture of a deplorable?

As a 25 year vegetarian, I tend to shy away from these kinds of places because of cleanliness concerns.

Isn't "Mama Bear" a palinism?

She used it, but it was around to describe overprotective nuisances, like this one, long before she crawled out from under her husband.

Do you mean a palindrome? That's a word or phrase spelled the same way backwards., like Ava. It isn't, but

Raebamam has a nice ring to it.

Silly people, the child was just letting them know they owed zero on the bill.

Oops, now I realize there is such a thing as a palinism, unfortunately.

I would be very leary of that place. Who knows what "special ingredients " they add to the meal of someone they take agin'.

No, I meant it was a term popularized by Sarah Palin.

The cubs will grow up to be exhibitionists. Good luck with that, Momma and husBear. Hope the trust fund qualifies as collateral with the bail bondsman. We know the restaurant won't.

Frankly, I love a side of poop with my vegan schlop.

A scoop of poop will be 2 bucks extra.

There is a movement, within a movement, that advocates the composting and use of vegan human shit. Never caught on or maybe I'm just out of that particular loop.

And actually why not. Manure is manure. That's what the term "night soil" refers to. There's actually a long tradition of using that in agriculture.

I'm surprised Food Network doesn't have a frau version of Guy Fieri who goes around to restaurants like this one.

[quote]The owner’s comments were similarly vitriolic, essentially saying that those who wouldn’t tolerate glimpses at a child’s butthole in an eating establishment are “about themselves.” On its website, Imagine Cafe does emphasize that [bold]“[s]ometimes there may be children running around your table, singing very loudly.”[/bold]

This is why nobody likes children.

[quote]Manure is manure

Only it is not.

You can dig sheep and goat manure in right away. Cow manure contains many grass seeds. Chicken manure will burn roots and needs to be composted. Cat and dog shit are unusable.

I agree with R104 that she sounds exactly like a Deplorable.

I keep thinking too of the vile homophobes who ran a bakery but got sued and Go Funded for refusing to make a wedding cake for two women.

It was a lot of fun hating on them.

As usual there were guys here calling the gay-hating husband "hawt"(barf!). The whole family looks stinky & sallow.

The mama bear comment made me instantly loathe her. It is a Palin meme.

I also think raging & ranting on social media (a term that REALLY needs to go away btw) is pathological behavior.

Shame Jacko is dead. This sounds like his kinda eating establishment.

The reviews say that they heat up Gardein cardboard shit from the grocery and add veganaise and daiya cheese. And it takes them an hour to serve that shit up.

I didn't know the dad was a homophobe (?). I take back my endorsement of him as a sex symbol if that's the case.

I'm wondering, to those of you who say you avoid places like this because of cleanliness concerns: what about them, aside from the naked children at this place (which I have to assume is an anomaly), marks them as unclean? Is there an association between vegan kitchens and bacteria/viruses/poop?

Hilarious! I almost shit myself laughing reading the original review and then the comment of "OH MY" by the next poster, then the responses in this thread... Too funny!

R53 - some baby running around showing off its butthole already did...

"I'm wondering, to those of you who say you avoid places like this because of cleanliness concerns: what about them, aside from the naked children at this place (which I have to assume is an anomaly), marks them as unclean?"

There's no association between veganism and uncleanliness, although some people believe there's an association between hippies or hipsters and a disregard for health department regulations.

In this specific case, the disregard for basic hygiene, health department regulations, and the germ theory of disease is so obvious that I can't believe the local health inspectors haven't made an example of them yet.

r125 If you read that article or watch that video upthread, the health dept did come because of this, of course they fucking knew he would be there so they passed. I imagine if they were surprised sometime they may not. I don't even have a problem with the cleanliness, per se, I have a problem with people letting their fucking kids run wild and then getting absolutely incensed when someone mentions it. My sister and my best friend are high school teachers, they have to deal with parents like this all the time, that's one reason I would not teach. Imagine this cunt if her fat kid ever brings home a C? you can bet your ass some poor teacher is going to get an earful. I avoid breeders like this.

This is the post I was responding to @ R123:

[quote]As a 25 year vegetarian, I tend to shy away from these kinds of places because of cleanliness concerns.

What kind of place is this? Is it a family-style buffet deal?

How did those kids get so fat on a vegan diet?

Carbs, R128. Meat and dairy doesn't make a person fat. The Atkins diet works for that reason.

I have a vegan friend who's fat because she loves carbohydrates and has an overeating addiction.

There was a yodeling kid there too? That's disgusting! Call the vice squad!

As for the fat vegan kids, if they're eating a lot of refined sugar and flour, they'll certainly pork up, so to speak. Vegan just means no animal products (including honey!) in the diet. Most vegans, however, avoid processed foods.

Another Aspen presenting hole.

[quote] "There is a movement, within a movement, that advocates the composting and use of vegan human shit. Never caught on or maybe I'm just out of that particular loop."

Does anyone else find hilarious the use of the words "movement" and "shit" in the same sentence? I know I do.

Vegans are neurotic people. Stay away.

The Mexican comment from the customer got my attention. She just couldn't say 'two employees'. Definitely a bigot. As for the owners, the particular brand of self-righteousness and superiority are gag worthy.

I only realized today that this took place in Memphis, not either of the Portlands.

I don't see how human excrement could be usually as fertilizer, we only have a single stomach and we don't process nearly as much plant matter as grazing animals do. Our shit is...shit. There's is semi fermented cellulose.

Used, not usually.

Human waste has been used as fertilizer throughout the centuries, and while it does act as a decent fertilizer and it's always available, it has also proved to be a wonderful way to transmit parasitic diseases.

[quote]Like eating with the Mansons.

This is the whole vegan, vegetarian, marijuana lifestyle. Yuck.

Leave marijuana out of this. Potheads wouldn't go near a vegan dessert.

Child Presents Hole - proving that you are BORN gay and get conditioned out of it.

Sparking controversy only because the mother is a drama queen. The guy who posted about it seemed bemused and a bit shocked, but not outraged. Mom shouldn't be surprised when photos and vids show up on the pedo dark web. Not policing your child in a public area can have some serious consequences.

You would think they'd be worried about attracting a pedo crowd.

Customer presents bill for trauma intervention due to fears for the child's safety and bullying online by Momma Bear. Papa Bear presents hole to prevent a lawsuit.

It's a family thing. Kid had to learn it somewhere.

If there are customers in the restaurant now, after all the poop story went viral, then the customers are either pedos or snarky bitches looking for blog fodder.

None of them can be eating the food.

[quote]Kid had to learn it somewhere.

"You all right? I leaned it by watching YOU!"

Kids see everything, R147, and mom and dad's fun times have traumatized many a child.

R129 - When will people realize not all carbs are the same? Of course vegans can overeat. Look at the picture from their menu. White bread and fried foods. There are plenty of vegan desert items made with sugar, coconut milk and white flour.

That said when it comes to losing or maintaining your weight a vegan diet with the right carbs is ideal. Beans, whole grains and fresh fruit are all OK. All carbs with fiber. Metabolized differently than carbs with no fiber, like sugar. The result is no spike in blood glucose. Reduced cravings and appetite. You've eaten a nutrient rich meal.

It does seem hypocritical that a woman so protective of her children seems to be over feeding them. I suspect this restaurant is like almost every other restaurant on the planet. Lots of fat, salt and carbs with little to no fiber.

[quote]It does seem hypocritical that a woman so protective of her children seems to be over feeding them. I suspect this restaurant is like almost every other restaurant on the planet. Lots of fat, salt and carbs with little to no fiber.

Perhaps little Aspen was just showing diners an up-close view of the results of no fiber in the diet?

Baby was just proud of the bleach job MamaBear just gave his anus. Applaud already!

vegans/vegetarians eat potato chips a lot

If this was in Florida or Alabama, you'd be using it to call for a rematch of the Civil War.

Is the restaurant willing to bake cakes for gay weddings?

[quote]Is the restaurant willing to bake cakes for gay weddings?

Would you want a chocolate cake made by people who let naked babies run around and poop in public where food is being prepared?

R153 - If you are in Florida or Alabama it would be a rematch of the War Between the States.

[quote]Would you want a chocolate cake made by people who let naked babies run around and poop in public where food is being prepared

"chocolate cake"

They plan to sell #buttholegate T-shirts.

[quote]We will have #buttholegate shirts available soon 🙂 Through it all our love for our children, and the importance of making them a priority over profits, has not wavered. We encourage our children to sing, to play and to love life. We are blessed to be able to include our children in our day to day lives, and wouldn’t change it for the world.

Does Memphis even have a health department? You'd think they would have shown up by now. Or is that only to shake down the black BBQ places?

#buttholegate t-shirts??? I know what everyone on my list is getting for Christmas this year.

Figures that they'd see this as a financial opportunity rather than apologize or police themselves and their nonsense. Civility is dead! Bring on the toddler assholes; actual and metaphorical.

That is totally it R161. The grotesque world we live in.

Yes her "mama bear" ness just shines through in her exploiting and embarrassing this poor fucking kid later. Oh the rebellion they will display...I'd love to see what happens with this family in 15 years. Whoever said the pedo thing is right too, too many fucking people letting their kids be filmed and put on youtube, it's fucking disturbing. Thank god I don't have any.

Cool! Let's pick on some white people for how they run their restaurant. And they are vegans to boot! They did not pass the social norm test and are the perfect race for public ridicule and food snobbery. I have seen almost the same thing at several Chinese restaurants (kids taking orders in a disgusting kitchen) but I'd like to see any public outrage against the parents/restaurant owners. Never seen any public outrage at Rasta food establishments about how dirty their hair is or how they are so off putting by their vegan habits.

R164 would happily eat in a Chinese restaurant where children shit on the floor.

Or better, a sushi place!

[quote] I have seen almost the same thing at several Chinese restaurants (kids taking orders in a disgusting kitchen) but I'd like to see any public outrage against the parents/restaurant owners.

Hole Lee Fuk!

R165 is reading a little too much into what was said.

Oh hi Kristie at r164, thanks for coming by! There's no fucking way you have seen kids running around naked and singing to customers at a Chinese restaurant, nice try though!

The only time I've seen a Chinese child in their family restaurant was the little 9 year old girl taking orders at the cash register and translating into Chinese for her parents in the kitchen. The only hole that child presented was in the middle of the fried shrimp. No one is picking on these people because they're white, but bigots will read what they see in their own hearts.

What do these vegan parents do when their kids rebel in their teens and go to McDonald's?

Obviously that toddler will be going into porn.

Can't believe it hasn't been mentioned yet because I know it was profiled here before. The new trend among the new age set is diaper free potty training.

This sounds like one of those restaurants where the customers are supposed to feel like they're in the owner's home. That's always a bad idea.

Gordon R173! I would love for you to pay a visit to the Imagine. I imagine you'd give them some colorful advice.

I love Gordon Ramsey ever since that episode in Arizona with the pizza bitch. I never laughed so hard. Love or hate him, Gordon delivers the goods.

It's been said before on this thread, but it bears repeating: This is the BEST thread title EVER! Let's hope that little Ass-pen reins it in and stops presenting hole to random diners before a video goes viral.

But I thought bears were omnivorous

There's nothing trashier than a child running around in just a diaper.

Her mother should have dressed her in a cute outfit

Free the vegan shit! Maybe the child was just involved in a fertilization program?

She's vegan, R178. The outfit has to be ugly or nonexistent.

I love how the title is truncated to "Child Presents Hole in Restaurant, Sparking..." I immediately imagined 'a riot' or 'a fire'

While visiting some cousins I was taken (unwillingly) to dinner at Chinese restaurant that was (in)famous for the owners' little girl Mei-Mei. She was featured on the menu: "Mei-Mei's Favorite Shrimp" and in all the advertising: "It's Mei-Mei's 2nd birthday! Free birthday cake with your meal!" Mei-Mei was also the floor show, and she scooted around the dining room and crawled under tables and tripped up servers and customers alike. She was always fully dressed, thank God, but she did like to sing and SCREAM.

My cousins thought this was cute and hilarious. I'm convinced this was their idea of a joke.

I have occasionally seen medium-sized children helping out at family-run restaurants, or just sitting quietly and doing their homework where their parents could keep an eye on them. Without exception these children have been quiet and well-behaved, and if working, they were polite and professional.

Which is what you'd expect, most family restaurants are run by people who'd actually like to make money at it.

Stop by, get something to eat

Welcome to the Crusty Clam! I'm Cheryl, your free-bleeding server. Our specials tonight are...

I just took the time to look at pictures of their food. It looks like something you'd get in a skating rink snack bar.

The only vegans I know are so excited to have more than one option on a menu that they put up with prices, quality, and service that would not be acceptable to them in traditional restaurants.

I hope they have the good sense to have to shirts available for sale online because I'd order one just as a gag gift.

[quote] If they're vegans, then how come one of the daughters is a little piglet?

They're basically carbatarians.

What's the big deal?

R187 - right! most militant vegans aren't interested in a health food aspect, they are vegan for self righteous/self important reasons. It's all about "saving precious lives" and rubbing their saintliness in YOUR cruel barbaric flesh-eating face. The actual food itself tends to be sugary bready crap that will give you gas.

Organic sugar is like diet crack.

looks like NAMBLA will make sure that restaurant rakes it in

r182 Mei-Mei sounds adorable! I wish I could meet her, I bet she's a sassy one!

R185, that was totally gross and inappropriate....... and I loved it!

These people disgust me.

I'm going to go for a quick lunch tomorrow. Is it all tables or do they have a counter with stools?

The only stools are the ones plopping out of the naked kid's ass.

If you want stool, you can order it to go.

But I'd like to sit on a stool in my white Peace Silk™ harem pants.

It's dip for your veggie appetizer plate. We recommend the pea green poo for your carrot sticks and the mustard yellow poo for your celery.

Okay. R199 killed it. See ya.

"Smoothie Surprise — You never know what you're going to get!"

This was posted on their Facebook page June 10. "We will be closed today June 10th to recover mentally and emotionally from a devastating accident we were involved in last night. We were traveling home from Imagine last night when an 85 year old woman with dementia walked right out in front of our car at Lamar and Bellevue. We instantly slammed on the brakes but it was too late. Our vehicle struck her and she was rushed to the Med. She is still currently alive but the incident was horrific not only for Adam who was driving, but for all of our babies. Our van is not drivable, but we are grateful to the universe that everyone is alive. Please be patient with us as we deal with this tragedy and thank you for understanding."

Never a dull moment with the Hole family.

Yes, such a horrible experience for "them". Never mind the woman they struck.

And you only have one baby, idiot.

"They are vegan for self righteous reasons."

I'm a vegan. I care about animals and how they're treated. I'm sick of hearing vegans derided. I don't give a flying fuck what you eat and I don't proselytize. Go choke yourself with a hormone- and antibiotic-loaded cheeseburger.

I don't give a fuck what you eat either, R204.

But if vegans get bashed, it's because your disinclination to prostelytize is very much an exception.

I'm off Friday...I think I might drop by there for lunch, just to see what's going on. I will report back!

OMG, please do r206! We never got our Michfest insider but this can be done.

Perhaps you'd like to sample this lovely couple's musical stylings?

"The incident was horrific for all of our babies."

And the old woman strikee wasn't too happy about it either.

R206, be sure to take plenty of photos and video of the food, the venue, etc. If anyone gets suspicious, tell them you're an organic food blogger. They'll be delighted!

If anyone gets suspicious, avoid the chocolate pudding.

Oh, R206, this is gonna be good. You could be awarded DL icon status if you bring us the goods.

R206, order Poopie Bitch's chocolate-and-corn cake and I promise you won't be disappointed. It's the shit!

You need to find an independent blogger or the newspaper for your review. Or that TV station.

Good luck, r206

Be ready with a carrot in case that rugrat decides to present hole at your table. Plug it up before anything comes out!

My mom and I used to go to a Thai restaurant where a little boy would hang around the dining area all the time as soon as he was able to walk. He would eat off of people's plates, randomly sit with people, be very loud and disruptive, but he was always mostly dressed.

"He would eat off of people's plates.."

Well, as long as his hands were clean, I guess. ..

R134 - Or maybe the customer brought up the fact the two employees were Mexican because they're illegal and they wanted to get ICE involved too. It's not as if these little restaurants don't rely on illegals to do the actual work and it says a lot about the cunt in charge that she'd have the illegals clean up her kid's shit off the floor in front of everyone rather than do it herself. Her husband does the cooking and she works the registered I guess because she doesn't trust the Mexicans to not steal from her. Says everything you need to know about her.

He's a kid. His hands are not clean. They're in his ears and up his nose and in his mouth and up his bum and playing with his penis.

r218 I agree, it sounds to me like the Mexicans are the designated shit cleaners. I'm a white chick and if that bitch asked me to clean that shit up I would laugh my ass off. Sad.

We don't know the citizenship status of the workers. We do know that the owners are smug, narcissistic, unsanitary shitheads.

I think some hipster restaurant owners naively think they can just open up a cute little eatery and it will be like inviting people over to their home. Except it isn't. There are laws that have to be followed.

So when they're not encouraging hole-presenting toddlers at lunch, they run down the elderly.

I hope they go to jail and their spawn is left to present hole in the gutter.

Can patrons present hole as well?

R205 - Do you have an example of this proselytizing? Best estimates population of adult vegans in the US is one million. How many of those have proselytized you? Was it scary?

You can't have it both ways. On the one hand complaining about children in restaurants is a regular occurrence on DL. Now we have a restaurant that is up front about children in their restaurant - and people still complain.

The story about the Mexicans and the kid taking a dump isn't credible.

My bosses at a children's bookstore threatened to sack me when I declined to clean up dog shit. It was the owner's Alsatian who did the dirty. I complained to my union (which the owners did not know I was a member of!) and they had to apologise to me.

R225, you're not making much progress in convincing people that vegans are rational and well-mannered, by being such a cunt.

R227 ok fag

I saw that "traumatic event" post - if you go back further in their timeline, they are always closing early, or closed for the day for some reason. Combine that will all the food they say they give away (not to mention Mama Bear and her Bare Cub)....how the hell do they stay in business? Most new restaurants go out of business before the end of their first year. How has this one stayed around so long?

[quote]How has this one stayed around so long?

Oh, please! Do you think it's [italic]easy[/italic] to cook frozen onion rings and fries, then balance those onion rings atop a slippery piece of Sweet Earth seitan bacon and a Gardein burger while not crushing the cheapest bun known to man?

Do you have the expertise to know which Kraft barbecue sauce would best enhance the above; Original? Mesquite? Extra Spicy? Brown Sugar? Do you have the stamina to repeatedly take packages out of a freezer and then microwave their contents?

Do you think you could do all of that at home?

I don't have kids shitting on the floor at my place.

R227 - what did I post that caused such a reaction on your part?

Uh, maybe the c-word that gets bandied about in here with suck aplomb!

[quote] "His hands are not clean. They're in his ears and up his nose and in his mouth and up his bum and playing with his penis."

This sounds like me. I'm a CATCH, I tells ya!

R233 - where did I use the c-word?

Maybe they would if you dressed them properly, r231.

"How has this one stayed around so long?"

It's a front for a slaughter house.

or a meth lab.

Come on, I wanna hear from some DL volunteer who went on a recon mission.

A union at a children's bookstore, R226? That cannot be the US or Canada.

I think he said he was going Friday, R239.

OMG I can hardly wait. Thanks R241!

In all seriousness, I'm curious what this will do for their business. I imagine that most people are going to stay away (as other posters have noted, this really makes you question the sanitary practices going on behind the scenes) and the only ones visiting will be (like our own DL-er here) going just for the novelty/freak show appeal. Oh, and don't forget the pedophiles ready to secretly take pictures.

R230 is that seriously a picture from he restaurant?! That looks fucking putrid.

It is, r230; from Yelp. You type hungry, so let me put together an Imagine meal for you.

Nachos!

Appetizer sampler

The Memphis Slam

The Taco Rito

"Do you think it's easy to cook frozen onion rrings."

Oh, lordy, you understand! It's so heartwarming to us at Imagine Cafe to hear a sane voice in the Wilderness. We've worked so hard to actualize our vision of a Real Family place! You UNDERSTAND that every family has its own shit to deal with, and we strive to reflect that in our Cozy place. You like us, you really like us!

Greet tea cupcake

And since I know you never want this meal to end, continue the party tomorrow morning with these biscuits and sausage gravy.

Some of that stuff looks OK, except for the fact that I know the BACK STORY!

r252 I was just gonna say the same thing! That sausage and gravy thing actually looks good and that is the dish that people raved about on yelp. The rest looks pretty gross though, like elementary school cafeteria fare. Oh I can't wait till our uc dl'er goes there tomorrow! I've been looking forward to this all week.

I hope our DL spy doesn't flake -- I remember getting all excited when one of our Sapphic sistren announced she was going to Michfest, only to wuss out at the last minute.

Zoom in and you'll see that the oil has separated and is seeping out at R247 and R251, which I hope won't frighten our spy away. I'm sure that since they've moved to the new location the food has been upgraded BIGLY!

r254 I know, I said that earlier. Was it Mitt Romney's Magic Underwear or Mermaid girl that had us on tenterhooks so excited for the inside scoop on Michfest, but we had listen to her THEN instead of NOW because she had to cancel at the last minute.

[quote] We never got our Michfest insider but this can be done.

Child, please, you know we have some of those pathetic, humorless, pedantic Michfest cunts right here on the DL. They're the ones who obsessively hate the Trans and they've been here for a while. The feminist websites ban them for being bigots so they freeload off of us. Sooner or later we'll get rid of them but in the meantime they're in the same category as the wannabe Nazis and the homophobes.

I'm so glad you didn't write "tenderhooks," R256.

You're welcome, "oh dear" troll at r258. Now I want to say I'm waiting with "baited" breath to get that "oh dear" after all.

[quote]They're the ones who obsessively hate the Trans and they've been here for a while

And they are welcome to stay, R257. If they hate the tranny train wrecks, then they belong here. It's YOU that needs to move it along, toots. Trans is by it's very nature homophobic.

Please let's not allow the trans craziness to take over a nice, normal thread about a child presenting hole.

Half of those dishes look like baby dookie is a main ingredient!

I feel sorry for the people who think that sausage gravy looks good. To me it looks exactly like something my dog heaved up on the carpet.

We need one of the women from the "stealth turd drop" thread to visit Imagine. If they can poop in the dining area, we can too!

I;m worried. Madonna called up the restaurant looking for her next conquest. She got sick of 20 year olds wearing clothes now she wants a 16 year old that presents hole.

That food looks absolutely repulsive and gag inducing.

I'm worried for our DL spy. Don't go! Food poisoning isn't worth sating our curiosity!

Is there anything actually green or fresh on the menu? Even the green tea cupcake was a drab grey.

It's called "soaked diaper gray"

Her trust fund R229.

We know someone just like this idiot.

Why don't they have nice salads and homemade soups, both hot and cold? If I was a vegan, that's the kind of food I'd be serving. Not this disgusting looking fake meat shit.

"Imagine" the food is edible

How hard would it be to add a sprig of something green to any of those sad brownish-grey dishes.

The food all looks like it's made out of baby shit.

Because it is.

I've never been to the place. Here is a link to their menu. The pictures in this thread don't look great. To be honest I'm a vegan but have no interest in vegan versions of meat, poultry, fish, pork or dairy. Which seems to be their specialty.

On the other hand look at the prices on the menu. I suspect any restaurant in this price range, vegan or not, will have food that pretty much looks the same. For example the meal in R230 is only $8.99.

It's carby trash food, worse than your inbred cousin's backyard barbeque food bought from Foodsco.

Baby dung

Was his penis also on display?

They are trying to ruin the word "compassion."

R245 - Soggy nachos covered in pink splooge. YUM!

I have to assume this poorly run "business" is actually a front for some mafia or criminal group. There are some "businesses" like that where I live. Rarely any customers no matter what time of the day or night and yet somehow make enough to pay expensive rent.

Black market beef and pork. R280.

I wondered if they were fronts for something illegal about 200 posts ago, but if they are they're really bad at their job. A good front would quietly drive customers away with terrible food and annoying ambiance, which they were doing for years.

But now they've gone on an attention-mongering and publicity-whoring spree, but fronts who knew their business would have quietly closed and then reopened under a new name.

Maybe because it's Texas they have to do all the faux meat and potatoes crap to compete with "bobaQ"

A city of over 646,000 and only 2 vegan "restaurants" is an indication of how much resistance their could be. This is the south remember. If I had the same thing happen to me at that restaurant I would have addressed it with the restaurant staff. Babies and small children don't seem that threatening that I'd have to wait to go home to bad mouth them to the world. Is it a shitty restaurant? Probably. Shitty owners? Probably. Did the reviewer handle the situation as best as she could? I don't think so. Did I eat at dirty Chinese restaurant where I was not sure if what I was eating totally vegan last time I passed through Memphis? I don't know but I tried my best. Service was bad and slow and I had to track down the waitress for the check and wondered around for a while to find the really nasty bathroom but somehow I went on with life. Last week I had a similar experience at another southern establishment. They were rude, served others than us first. Would not let us ask upon walking in if we could just get steamed vegetables and rice. Wanted to argue with me. Started my order without letting me confirm what I was getting and for what price. We left and got a veggie pizza without cheese down the street. Again I went on and did not feel the need to go bitch about it on Facebook. If any of those restaurants had naked kids running around I would have talked to the staff to get that corrected and if was not satisfied, my next stop would have been the authorities, not Facebook and yelp.

R284, we are all free to deal with out own shit as we see fit, but the fact is that online reviews are mainstream and a known occupational hazard for restaurant owners.

Are you the same vegan who was trying to defend these idiots above? If so, please give up. Life is too short to waste time defending the indefensible.

"how much resistance their could be. "

Look at that.

"how much resistance their could be. "

look at that again.

"how much resistance their could be. "

R286 you forgot to proof read r285. Look at that.

[284], nice sensible comment. We vegans take the long view.

r284 But she didn't really bad mouth it! That's the point, she said that the restaurant was okay but she found that off putting. Then mama bear had to make a big, twatty deal about it and non apologize 100 times and basically state that customers are not her goal anyhow, which is fucking ridiculous and rude. If she had just laughed and said, "yeah, you're right and if you come back we'd love to give you a free meal" the woman probably would have. If you're that goddamn sensitive then don't work in an industry where you are going to be literally judged every day.

R284 The fact that you find it so odd that somebody wrote an online review (which is the norm in this day and age) embarrassingly reveals your age.

You're saying if it was you, you would address it with the staff (who OBVIOUSLY wouldn't give a shit since they're letting it happen), and if that didn't work, you would go to the AUTHORITIES? You're clearly an overwrought ancient queen with your long, clueless, chastising, patronizing, boring, post.

[quote] Again I went on and did not feel the need to go bitch about it on Facebook.

Good for you, but who gives a shit what you did or would do? Writing online reviews is what's done nowadays.

^^^Such an articulate and snarky and arrogant child!

You are ridiculous, R290. No one listens to the shrieking harpies who vomit their entitlement on Yelp. You sound like the type who will go to a restaurant for 15 years and then have one bad experience and whine about it on Facebook.

It's always funny to see some red faced, loudmouthed angry Frau screech and sputter that she's going to ruin a business because she's taking her complaint to FaceBook. Everyone laughs at these idiots.

r292 that's part of the dross you skip over on review sites.

r290's point was that it's what is done by a majority of people, including but not limited to screeching fraus (and I agree there are too many). It is possible to use these sites for valuable info if one knows how to read them. And I don't know why you're obsessing re: Facebook; no one under 35 takes it seriously.

[quote]Facebook; no one under 35 takes it seriously.

No one under 35 has any money, so they don't have the power to ruin businesses with their inane complaints.

R294 almost everyone I know, before trying a new restaurant, hair salon, or other business, checks Yelp reviews. If there's too few stars/too many negative reviews, they won't go. Many businesses themselves take Yelp very seriously. Is this really such a hard concept to grasp?

Same here r295' especially for something as specific as vegan food.

R295 - so do you and your friends also believe everything you read on DL?

....

Fank you for showing your butthole!,

[quote]Then mama bear had to make a big, twatty deal about it

I'm adding "big twatty deal" to my vocabulary as I type.

It doesn't matter if the customer complained to the police, health board, the owners, the Mexican busboys or reviewed on Yelp, Facebook, Google or the local toilet wall.

What matters is that the owners' baby climbed onto a restaurant table, nude, showed it's anus to a customer. Another child walked up to the table and yodelled at said customer for minutes at a time.

In this scenario, the owners are at fault. No one else.

Let me ask you this R301 - if you go to a strip club which serves food do you have a right to complain about the nudity?

As far as I can tell these folks are pretty upfront about what you are getting.

The health department and child social services might not care, r302.

R302, yes, one could expect to see children, even maybe the yodelling, but not naked kid who poop in front of people who are there to eat.

Nice false equivalency r302, why would anyone complain about nudity at a fucking STRIP club?! This is a restaurant that's family friendly, not a daycare that serves food. I have gone to family restaurants and don't mind kids, what I would mind would be their fucking grinning, idiotic parents looking on like it was cute while they came over and bothered you. Again, the chick wasn't that bitchy about it, the way you handled it was (because I have to assume you are the owner or why are you sticking up for her?) If you don't like critiques then don't invite the fucking public into your business. Become a CPA or something, you can work from home and not have a yelp page.

Hey guys---I'm the poster who was going to go "undercover" at the Butthole Restaurant yesterday. Unfortunately, I've had a family emergency and had to go out of town. I am still down to take one for the team and check the place out...eventually!

My relatives who don't even live in Memphis were asking me about it last night. They can't believe there is even something called a "vegan restaurant", but that's a whole other story!

Pun intended?

R302 thinks this is a baby strip club.

It's the yodeling that really turns my stomach. How could a parent allow a child to so degrade himself?

[quote]these folks are pretty upfront about what you are getting.

Yes. Huge slabs of compulsory, yet complimentary, cuntescence. With a side of holescence.

...

r290 I used both happycow and the yelp app to see where I could maybe contribute to like minded people by visiting their establishment as I was passing though Memphis. After reading the reviews and looking at other options, I choose to eat right off the highway at a random Chinese restaurant. Reading the description of a family friendly restaurant with fast food vegan items were not something I would like.

r301 you probably already know that the Facebook account has been removed and yelp is not allowing comments. Might be a good idea to find out what the original reviewer actually wrote. I thought I read dirty feet and showing anus (where I thought this person must have superhuman vision). I'm reading on here, up on the table and also pooping in front of them. What actual crime did the parents or kids commit? There is no personality test that they have to keep winning to run their business.

R302, unless they had a big red sign on the door that said "WARNING CHILDREN UNDERFOIT" and the server asked if you were okay with the owners children running around BEFORE they seated you, they weren't upfront enough.

Stop trying to defend these people, they are absolutely and utterly in the wrong in the points under debate.

You'd rather eat off the highway than at Imagine? Boy, those reviews must have been brutal!

What is "off the highway" that it could be worse than this fecal-fleck joint?

All this, and dog hoarding to boot...

[quote]Earlier this year, she popped her third baby out and went straight back to working in the restaurant. She's a pro. Besides all of their human babies, they also have a pet pig, a donkey, and somewhere around 17 dogs (some of whom are fosters) on their land in Mississippi:

There is no confirmation that the taking a dump story happened. I don't believe it.

One thing is clear. Butt hole kid with the dirty feet apparently wasn't enough to make the poster leave. Neither was yodeling kid.

Why?

R283 Memphis is in TN, not TX.

[quote]What actual crime did the parents or kids commit?

I neither know nor care about criminal statutes.

The owners did not surpervise an infant in a food preparation and serving zone, allowing it walk nude into an area full of sharp utensils and hot food, to climb onto a table with dirty feet and point its backside at customers and potentially contaminating the space with faeces and urine.

Fine at a family picnic. Not fine in a restaurant.

What a priss. Who cares about a little shit in their succotash or crap in their crepe or poop in their potatoes or boogers in their burgers or saliva in their salad or puke in their pakoras or piss in their pizza?

Lighten up

R319 - answer the question. You are in a restaurant contaminated with urine and feces... Why do you stay an finish your meal.?

Because in this economy, people still need to eat.

They probably "stayed to finish their meal" because they had a fucking tab to pay and were decent enough to make good on it instead of just walking out. Duh.

What if a straight pervert saw the presented hole as an open invitation?

What then, I ask you?

r319 Wow. This gets even more interesting. Now the reviewer's table has been moved into the kitchen and the owners are actually cooking hot food rather than microwaving it while the kid is dodging sharp knives up on the counters; spewing feces and urine along the way. I hope that kid joins Cirque du Soleil when he/she grows up. Sounds like quite the acrobat at this young age.

Okay, deliberately obtuse r325, you, once again, skip over the part that's important, not what happened but the aftermath. Just fucking apologize and make a fun joke instead of being a total fucking twat and saying your restaurant isn't really there to make money or fans anyhow and you will never change your mind on that. This is why people don't like you, not because of the screaming kids.

[quote]Now the reviewer's table has been moved into the kitchen and the owners are actually cooking hot food rather than microwaving it while the kid is dodging sharp knives up on the counters; spewing feces and urine along the way.

And what do you call your act?

^^ childhood

This is why people hate Vegans.

This is why people hate non-vegans.

No sorry R330. R329 is right.

No sorry r330 is right.

No r326 YOU are skipping the point again. Put on your big girl pants and eat somewhere else where you can feel at ease, since you want apologies from strangers that don't give a shit whether you come to their business or not. Nobody is making you eat there, nor do they have to share their business plan with you. They can run their business any way they want as long as they don't break any laws. Calling the owner a fucking twat on the internet is very brave of you, now go try it in person.

Yes r333, they absolutely can run their business (your business) any fucking way you want, but don't be pissed then when people have issues with it. You can always do what you want, just prepare for the consequences, this is one of them.

Hi, Mama Bear!

My deepest sympathies to whomever gave you your small business loan, and I'm assuming it's family members. No bank would be that stupid, even in Flyover country.

No R332. Vegans are smug, judgmental and boring as shit with zero sense of humor.

R335 whoever

No r336 you politically correct fags are smug,judgemental, and boring as shit with zero sense of humor.

Oh, look what else disappeared.

LOL, I do believe Mama or Papa Bear are posting. If you "ignore" our little vegan friend calling everyone "fags" you notice they are only posting on this thread and they are definitely homophobic.

Finally I got a laugh out of someone instead of bitchyness. It's kinda telling though that vegan is in the title and making sure to use it again when calling me their vegan friend. Out of the thousands of restaurants in America it's only the vegan one that is breaking social norms? Riiiiight.

Are you retarded R341? My LOL and "friend" are bitchy and sarcastic. You are a homophobic cretin.

So I swapped out the word vegan for fag and you've made two dumbassed comments about it. It's not my fault you don't get satire you dumbass. Calling people retarded can also be considered bad too r342. Lol is short for laugh out loud dumbass, forgive me for not picking up on your sarcastic tone. That's why I suggested if your panties all all in a wad you call people names in person -which you are too chickenshit to do. friend. Lol

Be quiet troll.

Any woman who excuses her boorish, irrational behavior by calling herself a "mama bear" is very likely a massive cunt to be avoided at all costs.

So, R338, the blocked cuntress and alleged parent of the butthole-presenting toddler, in reply to "boring as shit with zero sense of humor," accusation, could I shove a spoon up your hole-presenting toddler's ass and fling its feces on the walls of your shitty restaurant, because, you know, your food is so shitty? Get it? Shitty? Like you, you hag?

That's MY sense of "humor," hag. Not PC at all.

Piss off you vegan cunt and take your shit covered brats with you.

In the gift center at the Vegan Eaterie!

No you piss off you meat eating fag for the diary association and take your puss filled cow milk with you. No r346 your precious snowflake is melting. Your sense of "humor" nobody gives a shit about. Get it? Snowflake. Like you melting snowflake. MY sense of "humor" fag is not PC at all either. How bout I shove a spoon up your hole-presenting self and fling your feces on your walls of your shitty business. Because, you know, your attitude is so shitty? r345 any gay man who excuses other gay men's opinions as boorish, irrational behavior by calling people are very massive cunts to be avoided at all costs. r348 i can find plenty of videos of animals being slaughtered but I think you probably already know all about that. You're post is kinda funny though ;-) It's really not about the eatery though, it's about bashing vegans.

Ew, vermin! ^^^ Kill it with fire!

Nothing like watching a vegan cunt meltdown. Woo hoo! Talk about your panties in a wad.

God, does she melt down like this every day? No wonder the "musician" husband is so pussy whipped. He's just trying to get a moment's peace away from the shrew and the shit-flinging spawn.

Someone ought to publish her meltdown on yelp.

Ok I've had my fun and made my point. No bitchy queens on this web site are going to convince me or any other vegan to start eating animals again. Vegan is going more and more main stream and with 354 comments now and over 5,000 views, it seems like the meat and dairy industry is not liking it too much. That's okay, more and more people are choosing to eat plant based anyway. The industry knows that too and is making more and more restaurants and grocery stores with vegan options. There is always resistance to change but the companies know that if they want to stay in the game the'll have to change, and this is what they are doing.

" It's really not about the eatery though, it's about bashing vegans."

Wow, it's really amazing to see someone with absolutely zero self-awareness!

And no awareness of other people, or of acceptable childcare practices, or how to please her customers, or of the laws and customs associated with their livelihood.

No one cares what you eat r354. Just keep your brats in clothing and out of the dining room. Also, keep your meltdowns to a minimum because you come across as mentally ill.

Meat will never go away.though.

Darling at R354, you're free to eat anything short of human flesh if you want to. Enjoy!

Just don't tell other people what to eat, you're not the boss of anyone but yourself.

I agree. Zero self awareness and oddly thinks she's persuading people to go vegan from this thread. She's a lunatic and probably needs some good old animal fat to get back to normal brain function.

No, it's not about bashing vegans. It's about bashing dirty idiots.

There's a vegan "deli" around the corner from my office. I'm not vegan, but I love the place. The guys who run it are passionate about their food, but they're not trying to impose a lifestyle on anyone and welcome all customers. They're smart, enthusiastic, and have good business sense. Plus, they keep the restaurant scrupulously clean, too. I stopped in for lunch and asked them about this story. One of the owners laughed and said, "Never mind the kid's asshole, the parents are assholes."

Wow vegan mama bear really is posting here and she is really a lunatic.

It seems like every one of those hideous entrees is served with French fries, which are toxic.

Typical idiot restaurant owners, who think their crap food is healthy.

[quote] OP: Child Presents Hole in Restaurant, Sparking Controversy

Why is this even "controversial"?

Mama bear, go bathe and clothe your kids and try not to run over any passing pedestrians, ok?

Is the old lady she ran over dead?

Why aren't they going to jail?

"Vegan is going more and more mainstream. "

And about fucking time.

Still tastes like shit though R365.

And fuck anyone who gets his jollies by deriding vegans.

You're rather violent and angry for a non-meat eater.

I've been a vegetarian for over 20 years, but never seen the moral need to go vegan. Eggs and diary products can all be obtained without killing the animal, which is what I'm personally against. I NEVER try to push my beliefs on anyone.

This woman sounds completely insane. Sadly, many vegans I've encountered have been rather fanatical.

I will say I've had some delicious vegan food in restaurants here in NYC, but the good stuff is usually very overpriced.

Someone felt a need to take a shot at creating the most insufferable, childish writing in the history of human communication.

They really microwave the food instead of cooking them? It's supposed to be a restaurant not a roadside van selling reheated $2 snacks. No chef or trained cooks, i take it then.

[quote] They really microwave the food instead of cooking them?

Of course they do. They just open up a jumbo sized Sysco can, zap the slop for a few seconds, and then hoist up their feral, filthy brats to shit all over it.

Breeders are awful and vegans are crazy. It's an appalling combination.

Bumping for anyone who missed the images of the yodeler and the hole-presenter.

They look special and carb dependen, there I said it, come at me Mama Bear

They make the babies shit in the food?

I was gonna say, are you insane r374? Calling the kid fat? Oh Mama Bear is going to call you a fag all over the place, you're so dead. Oh but nice to know that as usual, for fucking hippie vegan douches, they have no problem at all calling people fags, but they would never eat an animal product! Fuck off. Oh and I know you and the kids use animal products, like leather, etc. The car you used to kill the old woman probably has leather seats.

Are you single r376?

I'm not but I'd cheat.

Sorry. I forgot to post my picture.

Mom sounds like a mean spirited control freak and I have a hunch dad is the textbook definition of pussy whipped.

Eeeewww,that looks like the fat vegan kid middle aged !

How's the old lady doing, Kristie?

r381 She's fine! She sends her love.

You're quite photogenic, 378.

The chubby kid on the far right in R373 looks just like the early Honey Boo-Boo.

[quote]Ok I've had my fun and made my point. No bitchy queens on this web site are going to convince me or any other vegan to start eating animals again.

Could this woman be any more of a moron? This has nothing to do with the choice to eat or not eat animals.

It takes a very special type of moron to be unable to grasp why any stranger who doesn't object or, worse, who's more than happy to admire their small child's hole is someone you don't want anywhere near your small child.

These is one very weird family.

[quote]You're quite photogenic, r378.

I agree!

The chick who started all of this is really going after momma bear.

She did say she was going back. Hopefully her next review will be just as shocking as the first one. Very entertaining seeing those two go at it on here.

NO!

Time for a

FOOD FIGHT!!!!!

r388 I have no doubt Mama Bear is here but I don't think the reviewer is, what makes you say that?

bump! where is our undercover diner?

Undercover brotha' got issues

I forgot all about this! What a flake our diner is, this is why we can't have nice things.

Is this dump even still in business?

Her husband looks like he spends his lunch break in the back room sucking on carrots with a forlorn expression on his face.

We get it. You were traumatized over a month ago. Seek some therapy. Nobody gives a shit about this any more.

"Mama Bear" Ugh. They always claim to be this when they're actually just stupidly aggressive. Lashing out at people is an easier option than taking time to supervise your children, keep them safe, and teach them how to behave around humans. (And keep their naked poo holes away from customers' food)

She and her husband most likely refer to each other as "mama" and "papa," R398.

Does a mama bear shit in the quinoa griddle cakes?

New related thread!

Just found this thread ... don't know how I missed it the first time around but it's (mostly) hilarious! I want an update!!!

If they're still in business, they should use the motto "A Place the Hole Family Will Love".

[quote]If you are in Florida or Alabama it would be a rematch of the War Between the States.

Well, they're in Tennessee (right on the Mississippi border) so it would be a rematch of the War of Northern Aggression.

Although this was in a kinder, gentler, pre-Karen era -- notice the name of the woman complaining and referring to "the two Mexicans." (R58.)

A quick search shows that not only are they still in business, they're searching for supportive shoes to protect the ankles of the latest baby as it gears up to zoom around the dining room. Notice they're not asking for toddler-sized vegan belt recommendations.

I think we all know what that means.

[quote]We need help. Aidan is needing hard sole shoes to help support his ankles as he is starting to stand and I can't find anything without leather? There has to be something cruelty-free out there. @veganevansmom @billionvegans @vegnews @pooletrinity

Cane’s

What happened with DL insider? Mysteriously dissapeared? Die after a hit and run " accident"? Maybe intoxicated with fecal matter present in a green tea cupcake?

They're just trolling now.

[quote]Child Presents Hole in Restaurant

That takes me back.

Relax, the poop's vegan.

I am DELIGHTED that this thread has been resurrected. It's always been one of my favorites. I'd love an update as to whatever happened regarding this garden of earthly delights. Is this health code nightmare still in business? Enquiring minds want to know.

I have been visiting DL religiously for 15 years and have no idea how I missed this thread.

Thank you, whoever you are, for resurrecting it.

This was a classic. "Sparking controversy" had me rolling every time I saw it.

I remember this classic thread. The title still makes me laugh out loud. Bravo OP, whoever you are...

Thank you, r413. The thread resurrection was in response to this:

R62 is now missing but I found the archived copy. The lady who made the desserts for this place called herself "poopiebitch" online!

R417, that board was a wonderful resource for DL topics. Too bad it died. My favourites were 1) the female-to-male-[italic]and[/italic]-nonbinary being who became a bearded drag queen with endless polyamorous relationship problems, 2) the mother who just couldn't comprehend why her child (who, if I remember right, existed on a diet of soy milk and yogurt and had cavities in every tooth) refused to eat food or grow, and 3) the "outfit of the day" threads.

They had no tolerance for anti-vaxxers or people who fed their cats vegan diets; I'll give them that.

Vegans must be desperate to go and eat in a restaurant like normal people. By most accounts their food is microwaved tofu with BBQ sauce.