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If you could fuck one actor for one whole day...

If you could fuck only one actor for one day only, who would it be? I'm going with Chris Hemsworth.

by Anonymousreply 32713 hours ago

You, and most posters, really want these guys to fuck them. Not to be the one fucking these guys.

by Anonymousreply 106/10/2020

Him. Then I’ll rest in piece (peace).

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by Anonymousreply 206/10/2020

Miles Heizer

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by Anonymousreply 306/10/2020

Julian Morris

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by Anonymousreply 406/10/2020

The adorable and hot Josh O'Connor.

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by Anonymousreply 506/10/2020

Rock Hudson- Pillow Talk Era.

by Anonymousreply 606/10/2020

Jason O'Mara

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by Anonymousreply 706/10/2020

Shia Labeouf

by Anonymousreply 806/10/2020

Liam Neeson around the time of Rob Roy. What I would given to be Jessica Lange in this scene.

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by Anonymousreply 906/10/2020

Jamie Bell

by Anonymousreply 1006/10/2020

Nathan Lane

by Anonymousreply 1106/10/2020

1950s Elizabeth Taylor after about six weeks of boot camp!

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by Anonymousreply 1206/10/2020

[quote]If you cold fuck one actor for one whole day...

Look, I had to eat out Ethel Merman's nasty cooter to get my first shitty job in the Chorus...

And it tasted as rotten as you'd expect...sorta like Ernie Borgnine's ass..

I've had more fat, disgusting racist Pigs dicks in me than a urinal at the GOP Convention

So yeah, I could fuck ONE actor for a whole day

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by Anonymousreply 1306/10/2020

Orlando Bloom

by Anonymousreply 1406/10/2020

Ok R1. Go ahead and tell us about what super masculine alpha top you are. Just like all the ones who tell you about it and end up face down with a dick in their ass.

by Anonymousreply 1506/10/2020

MELONI

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by Anonymousreply 1606/10/2020

So many considerations, like do you go with a known quantity, like Hamm, Liam Neeson, or Leto, or go with the bod like Hemsworth, Evans, or Manganiello. Life changing decisions, for sure.

by Anonymousreply 1706/10/2020

I cannot choose so I open the legs and say "Welkommen, actor! Whoever you are!"

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by Anonymousreply 1806/10/2020

Orland Bloom

by Anonymousreply 1906/10/2020

What am I going to do the other 23 hours 55 minutes?

by Anonymousreply 2006/10/2020

Why are some people assuming that as part of this supposition they also have been given a time machine?

by Anonymousreply 2106/10/2020

[quote] Why are some people assuming that as part of this supposition they also have been given a time machine?

It disgusts me when people misunderstand the premise of a thought experiment like this.

by Anonymousreply 2206/10/2020

Colto

by Anonymousreply 2306/10/2020

Jude Law...he even looked splendid in 'The New Pope' in that white Speedo. I know he's been known for whoring around, but that would probably make him better in bed.

by Anonymousreply 2406/10/2020

Michael B Jordan and his amazing abs and gorgeous lower lip.

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Brad Pitt

by Anonymousreply 2606/10/2020

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

by Anonymousreply 2706/10/2020

I would love to spend a naked day with Graham Phillips, who played Julianna’s son on The Good Wife. He’s grown up hot and hung.

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Viggo Mortensen c.1998

by Anonymousreply 2906/10/2020

Damo

by Anonymousreply 3006/10/2020

Chad Everett in the past, Kirk Acevedo in the present.

by Anonymousreply 3106/10/2020

The answer is always Chris Pine

by Anonymousreply 3206/10/2020

Chambo

by Anonymousreply 3306/10/2020

For me it Hass to be one of the Chris’. I think this week I’ll pick Evans over pine and Hemsworth. But really I want all three

by Anonymousreply 3406/10/2020

Get fucked by Mamoa while eating The Rocks ass.

by Anonymousreply 3506/10/2020

Despite never having been interested in women and despite having sucked a hell of a lotta cock and jacked off countless loads to gay porn, I first would have to take a crash course in being interested in fucking. It is rather isolating to not be interested in fucking, and I assume I am in the minority of gay guys wanting to fuck or be fucked... Well, I guess I will just keep sucking cock, making out, frotting and getting head. For that option, I choose the 4 Chris guys.

Hemsworth, Evans, Pratt, Pine

by Anonymousreply 3606/10/2020

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^**** Oh, yes! and him too. Meloni.

r2

by Anonymousreply 3706/10/2020

Jake Gyllenhaal

by Anonymousreply 3806/10/2020

Sebastian Stan, Chris Pine, Chris Evans, and Chris Hemsworth.

by Anonymousreply 3906/10/2020

Daniel Craig and that hot little body of his.

by Anonymousreply 4006/10/2020

David Tennant

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Brandon Flynn. I'd wreck that ass.

by Anonymousreply 4206/10/2020

I figured one of you nasty assholes would say John Wilkes Booth.

by Anonymousreply 4306/10/2020

Pedro Pascal

by Anonymousreply 4406/10/2020

Ty Burrell

by Anonymousreply 4506/10/2020

Cody Fern

by Anonymousreply 4606/10/2020

Chris Evans.

Next day Paul Rudd.

Day after that, Ryan Gosling

by Anonymousreply 4706/10/2020

David James Elliot - in his hey day.

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Don Grady in his 20s...back in the day.

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Harris Dickinson

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Justin Long is adorable and would be good company during our 24 hours together.

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by Anonymousreply 5106/10/2020

Kevin Costner. Hot daddy today.

But gorgeous in No Way Out.

by Anonymousreply 5206/10/2020

I don’t really spend time lusting after him, but every time I see Nicholas Hamilton doing the towel dance in that gif he seems like he would be “loads” of fun for an all day romp.

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Ernest Thesiger

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Ryan Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 5506/10/2020

Scott Bakula.

by Anonymousreply 5606/10/2020

John Cena

by Anonymousreply 5706/10/2020

[quote] Get fucked by Mamoa while eating The Rocks ass.

Dataloungers have so much trouble reading.

by Anonymousreply 5806/10/2020

Edward Furlong.

by Anonymousreply 5906/10/2020

Rod Taylor, in his “Time Machine” days.

by Anonymousreply 6006/10/2020

Burt Reynolds, on that bear rug, not a stitch of clothing within ten miles.

by Anonymousreply 6106/10/2020

Steve Gold

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Martin Milner in the early seasons of "Adam-12." Hot as fuck.

Kent McCord during ANY season of "Adam-12." Hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 6306/10/2020

Steve Gutenberg and his hairy chest (circa 1984).

by Anonymousreply 6406/10/2020

Classic Datalounge: half the respondents identify an actor from three to six decades ago. Like they stopped watching films or television around the time Betamax lost the VCR format war.

by Anonymousreply 6506/11/2020

Paul Rudd. Cute rather than hot, but I bet he's a fucking demon in the sack, on the dryer, over the railing, etc.

by Anonymousreply 6606/11/2020

Christopher Atkins circa Blue Lagoon

by Anonymousreply 6706/11/2020

Michael Fassbender and I’d be the bendee.

by Anonymousreply 6806/11/2020

You guys and your Chrises.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau or Fassbender.

by Anonymousreply 6906/11/2020

Gary Lockwood - anytime during the 1960s. In his prime he was one of the hottest actors ever.

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Kevin Cosnter for the Daddy fantasy, Despite his wholesome, guy next door persona, I have the feeling Kevin could be very wild and kinky in bed.

by Anonymousreply 7106/11/2020

R35

Could be because so many of today's actors all look the same; Ken Doll models, rather than interesting looking individuals.

But one man's meat is another man's poison.

by Anonymousreply 7206/11/2020

Mrs. Patrick Campbell of course.

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Fuck? James McAvoy

Be fucked by? Michael Fassbender

by Anonymousreply 7406/11/2020

That sounds like one hell of a sandwich to be in the middle of.

by Anonymousreply 7506/11/2020

R74 that would be a great X-Men threeway

by Anonymousreply 7606/11/2020

Patrick Wilson circa Little Children

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Buddy Ebsen

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Steve Guttenberg and his 10 inch cock!

by Anonymousreply 7906/11/2020

(R79) Remember when Steve would wear those short shorts?

by Anonymousreply 8006/11/2020

Michiel Huisman

by Anonymousreply 8106/11/2020

r80 - yes...yes I do

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Zachary Quinto.

by Anonymousreply 8306/11/2020

Prime Mark Ruffalo. He's still prime in my eyes.

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Current - Andy Samberg Past - Chevy Chase (Vacation time)

by Anonymousreply 8506/11/2020

R38 oh fuck yes, Jake Gyllenhaal all the way

by Anonymousreply 8606/11/2020

Justin Hartley

by Anonymousreply 8706/11/2020

r22, you should have seen Patrick's body for Aquaman- his thighs got super meaty. It's a shame that he wore armor all the time.

Me, I would like either Viggo Mortensen or Michael Fassbender.

by Anonymousreply 8806/11/2020

OP- Are you new? The VAST majority of DL QUEENS are bottoms.

Your thread should say-If you could be fucked by one actor for a whole day....

by Anonymousreply 8906/11/2020

R89, called it.

by Anonymousreply 9006/11/2020

I'd bottom for Hemsworth and I'd top Pine.

by Anonymousreply 9106/11/2020

Okaaay - Miss thing R91 is a versatile. You go girl!!

by Anonymousreply 9206/11/2020

Mrs. Sarah Siddons

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I want to flip fuck Michael B Jordan, top Douglas Booth, and bottom for Theo James

by Anonymousreply 9406/11/2020

Don't hate me, but I'd fuck Noah Reid from here to next Christmas.

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Lots of good looking actors today, but based on this pic alone, I’ll have to agree with OP and say Chris Hemsworth. I would love to get behind that (then) body, in that position.

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Mark Ruffalo. But I'd be selfish and want it to go on all weekend long.

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Jamie Dornan

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If I could go back in time, I would spend a versatile twenty-four hours with Harrison Ford, circa 1979/1980, "Empire Strikes Back" filming era.

Current, Matt Ryan aka "Constantine". I don't know what it is about him because he's not my usual type, but I would do anything and everything he wanted, either to me or to him.

by Anonymousreply 9906/11/2020

Not an actor but Dave Salmoni:

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by Anonymousreply 10006/11/2020

R95 I like Noah too, don’t get the gays hate for him. I’d hope he’d be really dirty and rough in bed, but then cuddle afterward.

by Anonymousreply 10106/11/2020

OMG

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Alexander Dreymon

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Luke Evans but he's have to go smoke free, my stuff is jusy that good I know he would.

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Richard Madden

by Anonymousreply 10506/12/2020

not Woody Fox

by Anonymousreply 10606/12/2020

Ben Affleck. Fat, trim, drunk, sober.... whatever, I'll take it.

by Anonymousreply 10706/12/2020

Brad Pitt whenever wherever.

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by Anonymousreply 10806/12/2020

R101 I didn't realize that there was gay hate for Noah Reid? I think he's adorable.

by Anonymousreply 10906/12/2020

If only.

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by Anonymousreply 11006/12/2020

Christian Bale.

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Sam Elliot from his Lifeguard era.

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by Anonymousreply 11206/12/2020

R111 can have Bale but only after I'm done with him.

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by Anonymousreply 11306/12/2020

Clint Walker. I'd climb that mountain anytime.

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Damn, let's try this link, Clint baby.

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Pedro Pascal, güey.

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Love me some Pedro

by Anonymousreply 11706/12/2020

Aidan Turner - after seeing him in all those graphic sex scenes in the very early "Hattie", nearly naked in "Desperate Romantics" and in the towel scene from "And Then There Were None", I'm persuaded . . .

by Anonymousreply 11806/14/2020

Gregory Peck ca. 1948

I wouldn't necessarily want to FUCK him but certainly have sex with him.

by Anonymousreply 11906/14/2020

r91 you might have that backward. Pine is hung like a mule.

by Anonymousreply 12006/14/2020

Past: Robert Conrad or Mike Henry

Present: Chris Evans or Edward Holcroft

by Anonymousreply 12106/14/2020

Charlie Hunnam

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Giulio Berruti

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by Anonymousreply 12306/14/2020

I'd top Tom Holland, preferably from Spider-Man: Homecoming.

I'd bottom for Andre Braugher.

by Anonymousreply 12406/14/2020

Taika Waititi

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by Anonymousreply 12506/15/2020

(R125) is Taika gay? I can’t get a read on him. He sometimes has some very gay moments

by Anonymousreply 12606/15/2020

R126 I don’t think he is gay but seems super gay friendly and has a bit of camp personality. I find him very handsome and sexy

by Anonymousreply 12706/15/2020

this is an enjoyable thread, reading the similarities and sometimes uniqueness of the dataloungers and their fantasies. But how much viagra or levitra would be needed to keep fucking for 24 hours? I would volunteer for the break times that might be required when you manly man tops need to rest for a bit, not to do any fucking but to cock worship all these hot celebrities, actors ,etc. while the fuckers took a break occasionally. Oh, and actors are fine and dandy, but let us not forget athletes, so that I could get my mouth on JJ Watt and any of his brothers.

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by Anonymousreply 12806/15/2020

Christopher Atkins.Then and now.

Brad Pitt.

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Josh Hutcherson

by Anonymousreply 13006/15/2020

John Cena

by Anonymousreply 13106/15/2020

Chris Evans.

by Anonymousreply 13206/15/2020

Tom Holland

by Anonymousreply 13306/15/2020

Zac Efron

by Anonymousreply 13406/15/2020

Dylan O'Brien

by Anonymousreply 13506/15/2020

Henry Cavill

by Anonymousreply 13606/15/2020

Sebastian Stan

by Anonymousreply 13706/15/2020

Nick Jonas

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Theo James

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KJ Apa

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Taron Egerton

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Penn Dayton Badgley

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Jamie Bell

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Ryan Gosling

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Bruce Wayne. Batman.

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Finn Wittrock. Beautiful face, great body, intelligent, kind. Total stud.

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Forgot picture of Finn.

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Garrett Hedlund

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Steven R. McQueen

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Charlie Cox

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Garrett is an excellent choice, R148. My boyfriend worked with him once and said he smelled like booze (it was early in the morning, he seemed hungover), was very polite, and has a great treasure trail.

by Anonymousreply 15106/15/2020

Tom Holland, right after he finished Spider-Man: Homecoming, and was freshly in his twunky prime.

by Anonymousreply 15206/15/2020

chris pine, is he the star trek guy? I get him and the other chris mixed up

his lips nd blue eyes, luscioous

by Anonymousreply 15306/15/2020

Alam Wernik, of course....

by Anonymousreply 15406/17/2020

Matthias Schoenarts. The Belgian beefcake.

by Anonymousreply 15506/17/2020

So hot.

Chris Messina.

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Jon Hamm

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by Anonymousreply 15706/18/2020

Easy win for Meloni based on WWs.

by Anonymousreply 15806/18/2020

Robert Redford back in the 70s. I would have run my fingers through the hair in his chest, then going lower to find the copious dark blond bush I imagined he had. Things would only get better from there.

by Anonymousreply 15906/18/2020

OP nailed it with Chris Hemsworth.

by Anonymousreply 16006/18/2020

I get Chris Messina and Jon Bernthal confused.

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R161 I don’t think Jon can handle comedy?

by Anonymousreply 16206/18/2020

R161 is one of those people who accuse white gay couples of being "twins."

by Anonymousreply 16306/18/2020

After having read the "TV Shows the World Forgot" thread, I'm dying to play the meat in a Jeremy Garrett / Grayson McCouch sandwich (Legacy, CW, 1998).

by Anonymousreply 16406/19/2020

Jason Bateman

by Anonymousreply 16506/19/2020

Connor

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Call me crazy, but Luke Kleintank as Finn Abernathy from "Bones":

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Tom Hardy. As a bottom cuz he'd know what to do.

by Anonymousreply 16806/19/2020

OK, I get to choose and actor to fuck, but can I also choose another actor whose body I get to be in to fuck with? If so I chose Cody Christian’s.

by Anonymousreply 16906/19/2020

Jon Bernthal is prob a beast in the bed

by Anonymousreply 17006/20/2020

DL icon Bruce Vilanch

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R171 Damn, I'd rather be straight.

by Anonymousreply 17206/21/2020

The dad from Flipper.

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R173 I'd do Flipper himself, but on land.

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I don't know if he'd be my ultimate choice, given so many options, but I wouldn't say no to a night with Matthew Del Negro.

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Lee Majors circa The Bionic Man.

by Anonymousreply 17606/21/2020

Nestor Carbonell. Those eyebrows, the hairy chest. I want to see Nestor's nest.

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Jake Gyllenhaal circa "Love and Other Drugs".

by Anonymousreply 17806/21/2020

Edward Norton

by Anonymousreply 17906/22/2020

Topher Grace

yum....

by Anonymousreply 18006/22/2020

I’ll add Anson Mount

by Anonymousreply 18106/22/2020

Another vote for Clint Walker, c. 1954.

by Anonymousreply 18206/22/2020

He looks like an alien and his weight goes up and down, but, dear God, what I would do for one day with Jeff Mauro from The Kitchen!

by Anonymousreply 18306/22/2020

Peter Onorati. I watched "Kate and Allie" just to see him. He didn't go bare-chested in the show, but I found this bonus material elsewhere.

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Aussie pocket gay Craig Stott.

by Anonymousreply 18506/23/2020

R184 - If I remember correctly - because god knows I jerked off many times to him - he was shirtless often in Civil Wars (TV Series) 1991-1993.

I doubt it can be found anywhere. And that's too bad, because it was a great show. Besides his great chest.

by Anonymousreply 18606/23/2020

Jon Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 18706/23/2020

Oliver Jackon-Cohen

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Chris Isaak. Fucking him, sucking his cock and licking his balls.

by Anonymousreply 18906/23/2020

R188 You win.

by Anonymousreply 19006/23/2020

R188 Yep

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Tom Brittney...the new, dishy vicar on "Grantchester."

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by Anonymousreply 19206/23/2020

SO glad to see Chris Messina and Charlie Cox here....but, for me...it has to be Chris Evans. That ass puts out HEAT in my direction.

by Anonymousreply 19306/23/2020

R192, oh, yes. That scene from Sunday’s episode when he was barely in that towel made me need a towel.

by Anonymousreply 19406/23/2020

Someone with charm, as well as looks. Burt Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 19506/23/2020

This guy. Guys like this were just put on earth to have sex with.

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Michael Zegen from "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel"

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Henry Simmons

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by Anonymousreply 19806/23/2020

Who is R196? Very nice looking fella.

by Anonymousreply 19906/23/2020

Yes, R188. Oliver Jackson-Cohen's body is a gift from heaven. I watched "The Man in the Orange Shirt" twice, hoping I blinked the first time and missed some pubes or the top of his cock's head. It didn't happen. so I'm praying for a miracle. Full-frontal next time!

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Steven R McQueen

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Around ten years ago, I posted a headshot of Oliver Jackson-Cohen on my Facebook wall and introduced him as my new husband. My then nonagenarian grandmother replied that Oliver was, indeed, handsome, but that my husband was a good man and she hoped that I would reconsider.

I used a blowup of that post at her funeral a couple years ago as a way to lighten the otherwise glum procession of eulogists.

by Anonymousreply 20206/23/2020

Jon Bernthal is so fucking hot....I can't take it!

And that nose!

by Anonymousreply 20306/23/2020

You have to ask dude?

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Channing Tatum or Jaaon Bateman

by Anonymousreply 20506/23/2020

[R204]Ah the delicious masturbatory memories!

by Anonymousreply 20606/23/2020

Michael Zegen, Oliver Jackson Cohen, and Jake Gyllenhaal could play a very believable trio of brothers. Jonathan Togo, "Ryan" on CSI: Miami, could make it a foursome.

by Anonymousreply 20706/23/2020

R194, I know. And I thought The series would not be the same without James Norton, whom I would also fuck all day!

BTW, that's the perfect bathing suit!

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by Anonymousreply 20806/24/2020

R208 Just recently saw him starring in BBC series McMafia. Looks even better. Good series, too. The second season has been ordered.

by Anonymousreply 20906/24/2020

Either Brad Pitt or Tom Hardy.

by Anonymousreply 21006/24/2020

Rami Malek.

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Good BJ handles.

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by Anonymousreply 21206/24/2020

Someone twinkie .. Tom Holland or Cole Sprouse.

by Anonymousreply 21306/24/2020

Hugh Dancy

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Ewan McGregor

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Jeff Ward (currently on Agents of SHIELD)

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by Anonymousreply 21606/24/2020

Speaking of Agents of SHIELD, I've been in lust with Enver Gjokaj since I first saw him on DollHouse:

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Mark Valley

by Anonymousreply 21806/24/2020

R217 he was fantastic in Dollhouse.

by Anonymousreply 21906/24/2020

Matt Leblanc circa 1987. Hell, even 2007.

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by Anonymousreply 22006/24/2020

Paolo Montalban. 23 years after his big break in 'Cinderella' and he's still looking for his prince charming...

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by Anonymousreply 22106/24/2020

Personally this past Juneteenth reinvigorated my lust for the men of Watchmen: Yahya Abdul-Mateen, James Wolk and Tom Mison.

It’d be a helluva Fourgy!

by Anonymousreply 22206/24/2020

R175, why have I never heard of Del Negro? Damn, he's hot, and has a steady list of credits in top shows going back 20 years.

And unlike most actors, he's not a midget.

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I first saw him in Scandal, R223. He’s handsome yes, but on that show they just kept working at making him ugly: bad lighting, makeup, writing. I lost interest.

by Anonymousreply 22406/24/2020

James McAvoy as The Beast.

by Anonymousreply 22506/24/2020

Pete Davidson

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Del Negro was also in Teen Wolf.

by Anonymousreply 22706/24/2020

I first saw Matthew Del Negro on The Sopranos, playing Carmela's cousin Brian. This pic is probably from Scandal.

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by Anonymousreply 22806/25/2020

RDJ. Before stupid comic book movies. When he had passion and wasn't a arrogant sellout.

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by Anonymousreply 22906/25/2020

Avan Jogia.

Maybe I'd just stare at his face all day long.

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Avan is so sexy

by Anonymousreply 23106/26/2020

Well, not an actor (yet), but Mario Lopez' cohost Scott Evans.

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Tim O'Tay, in those shorts a l'orange

by Anonymousreply 23306/26/2020

A man of advanced age (and not an actor) but still quite fuckable in my opinion:

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Today it would be Mark Grossman, Adam on The Young & the Restless—which, incidentally, I have not missed watching. He was the only good thing about the show.

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by Anonymousreply 23506/29/2020

This guy - during his 1940s ultimate hotness

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Matt Damon. After that one day I know he'd never want to leave.

by Anonymousreply 23706/29/2020

Fauci is hot.

Just put him in perspective he’s about a year and a half older than Trump!

by Anonymousreply 23806/29/2020

24 hours with Billy Dee Williams and I would probably never be able to walk again.

Just the sound of his voice is enough to make my booty sphincter relax.

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Connor Jessup

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[quote]Sam Elliot from his Lifeguard era.

R112 Sam Elliot NOW!

by Anonymousreply 24106/29/2020

R111 R113 Fight me for him, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 24206/29/2020

R240 Well at least we know your not Miles.

by Anonymousreply 24306/29/2020

*you're

by Anonymousreply 24406/29/2020

Nick Jonas

by Anonymousreply 24506/29/2020

[quote]If you could fuck one actor for one whole day...

... I'd need about a month to recover.

by Anonymousreply 24606/29/2020

Del from Caroline in the City. No one looked better in a tight pair of jeans.

by Anonymousreply 24706/29/2020

Oscar Isaac. I'd destroy his hole.

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(R248) Yes!!! I’m willing to bet someone has. Maybe Pedro or Edgar or maybe visa versa. I think Oscar has 💯 messed around with a gut before.

by Anonymousreply 24906/30/2020

R249 I hate to succumb to the idiocy of applying gay rumors to every actor under the sun, but because of his closeness to Pedro and Pedro's clear bisexuality (not to mention the touchiness of their friendship, like seriously watch any interview with the two of them, they can't keep their hands off of each other) I'm willing to bet he and Pedro have at least had a three-way together or something.

by Anonymousreply 25006/30/2020

Mexican actor Jorge Rivero. His most famous role was in "Rio Lobo" with John Wayne.

The swimsuit here would be long for this world if I had an opportunity.

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by Anonymousreply 25106/30/2020

Garrett Clayton, my cock would not leave his asshole and my mouth would stay on his twinky tittys

Then I let 25 of my best biggest thug buddys take turns cumin in his boycunt.

by Anonymousreply 25207/01/2020

Marlon Brando in his prime.

If not him, the Jake Gyllenhaal 15 years ago.

And if it must be someone today, then I’ll take Ryan Phillippe.

I really cannot tell most of the Hollywood Chrises apart.

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by Anonymousreply 25307/01/2020

Laugh at me if you like but now I've discovered George Sear I want him. He's the Brit who plays "Benji" the sexy crush in Love, Victor. I just binge watched it for the third time. I found it charming. I looked at George's instagram and he is lovely. And he has a very sexy vibe. Love his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 25407/01/2020

R253 now you mention it, I can't believe it but Jakey is almost 40. Still the manchild. I used to think he was sexy, but now I think he is way too bland and sort of lacking in substance.

by Anonymousreply 25507/01/2020

[quote] Jake Gyllenhaal 15 years ago

Jake Gyllenhaal 15 months ago

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by Anonymousreply 25607/01/2020

Jake has become too much of a meathead body-actor for me. I know it drives the gals and guys wild, but I was into cute snuggly Jakey, not this tough old warrior man he became.

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by Anonymousreply 25707/01/2020

This is the iteration that would make fun trouble all day in bed.

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by Anonymousreply 25807/01/2020

I would donate my life savings...

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by Anonymousreply 25907/01/2020

If Jake ever gets Fun Home made playing the pedophile father is bound to kill off any attraction most of us have to him, but maybe that’s his plan?

by Anonymousreply 26007/01/2020

Opinions about this interview with the Cockgobbler last year? I was really bothered by it. Mika and Joe seemed to be doing intentionally positive publicity for Schock, excusing his actions rather than holding him accountable for them. The only good thing about this interview is the camera operator’s emphasis on Schock’s bald spot for a long span of the interview. But Mika is a hack.

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by Anonymousreply 26107/01/2020

It won't kill my attraction to him, r260. Bite your tongue.

by Anonymousreply 26207/01/2020

Young Mel Gibson circa The Year of Living Dangerously. I'd lick every inch of that gorgeous body and rim him for hours. Then I'd let him pound me into submission (him wild-eyed and furious and maybe muttering racial/anti-semitic slurs). Finally as he lay in bed in a post-coital sweat, I'd position myself close up behind him, slip my peen into his tight bubble butt and fuck the Jesus out of him.

by Anonymousreply 26307/01/2020

R263 Afterwards, you could whisper “Sugar Tits” into his ear and hop back into your time machine, and you’d be able to brag to everyone that you’re the one who gave him that memorable phrase.

by Anonymousreply 26407/01/2020

Billy Brown ... oh man.

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by Anonymousreply 26507/01/2020

NO

NO

by Anonymousreply 26607/01/2020

I don't want to fuck ANYONE for a whole day. An hour maybe, sure.

by Anonymousreply 26707/01/2020

Chris Wood... fuck yeah

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by Anonymousreply 26807/01/2020

Today, Andrew Garfield.

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by Anonymousreply 26907/01/2020

I wish Heath Ledger was still alive. I'd love a whole day with him.

by Anonymousreply 27007/01/2020

R12 here -

BTW, I mean boot camp for ME! You'd want to be in prime physical condition before you venture into Liz' bed...

by Anonymousreply 27107/01/2020

(R250) Example a

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by Anonymousreply 27207/01/2020

I don't know these people. I don't know huh eitha!

by Anonymousreply 27307/01/2020

Either of these actors from Riverdale would do the trick:

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by Anonymousreply 27407/03/2020

R274 They would fit in with Corbin Fisher or Sean Cody or any number of porn sites like that as interchangeable frat-type hookers. Why not just rent one of them and fulfill your fantasy? I’m sure a CW actor would be the same as a gay-for-pay porn star.

by Anonymousreply 27507/03/2020

Rob Lowe

by Anonymousreply 27607/03/2020

David Leon

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by Anonymousreply 27707/03/2020

JOhnny Depp, but only if it was young Johnny Depp.

by Anonymousreply 27807/03/2020

Paul Rudd. But I would want him forever.

by Anonymousreply 27907/03/2020

I want that dreamboat that Ryan Murphy is trying to rope into his bed.

by Anonymousreply 28007/03/2020

Seann William Scott, circa "Evolution":

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by Anonymousreply 28107/03/2020

Mehdi Dehbi 😍

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by Anonymousreply 28207/03/2020

Timothy Olyphant from Go with the Santa hat could keep me busy for a day.

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by Anonymousreply 28307/03/2020

Billy Crudup circa Inventing the Abbots

by Anonymousreply 284Last Sunday at 1:34 PM

Jon Groff. I'll bet he's a great kisser, enthusiastic bottom, and he's a sweet, open man.

by Anonymousreply 285Last Sunday at 2:03 PM

Dylan Sprayberry before he started getting roided up.

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by Anonymousreply 286Last Sunday at 3:13 PM

Christopher Abbott...

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by Anonymousreply 287Last Sunday at 6:28 PM
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by Anonymousreply 288Last Sunday at 7:41 PM

Mario Van Peebles, circa 1988.

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by Anonymousreply 289Last Monday at 7:33 PM

[R236], WHO is that?

by Anonymousreply 290Last Monday at 8:12 PM

It’s Guy Madison. He served in WW2, then moved to Los Angeles, where he was discovered by Henry Willson, was marketed as beefcake and appeared in Hollywood movies of the time.

by Anonymousreply 291Last Monday at 8:46 PM

Chris Meloni. Seen him in real life. He just oozes sex. He could do very bad things to me.

by Anonymousreply 292Last Monday at 9:11 PM

R290, here's a better pic. Wouldn't be surprised if he 'auditioned' for Willson, given those cocksucking lips...

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by Anonymousreply 293Last Monday at 9:20 PM

Madison and puppy...

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by Anonymousreply 294Last Monday at 9:23 PM

Here's the photo that got him noticed...

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by Anonymousreply 295Last Monday at 9:25 PM

Guy Madison is indeed one of the most beautiful men who ever lived.

by Anonymousreply 296Last Monday at 9:33 PM

Chris Meloni

by Anonymousreply 297Last Tuesday at 12:53 AM

poor Dylan sprayberry with all them fug tatts, guess they make him feel 'like a man'

by Anonymousreply 298Last Tuesday at 1:28 AM

Josh Herdman who played Goyle in the Harry Potter films.

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by Anonymousreply 299Last Tuesday at 3:23 AM

R299 Oh, there’s nothing like a Goyle.

by Anonymousreply 300Last Tuesday at 3:26 AM

He's some sort of fighter now...I'd top him so hard.

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by Anonymousreply 301Last Tuesday at 3:28 AM

Tyler Cameron. Technically he's a model and a television reality show personality, not an actor, but he can bang me like a drum.

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by Anonymousreply 302Last Tuesday at 3:30 AM

Also not an actor, Jon Ossoff is simply the hottest man alive today. I want him in me, on me, under me, around me, with me. Don't shave every day, Jon.

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by Anonymousreply 303Last Tuesday at 4:08 AM

Every time I see this thread it makes my dick tired, OK, OK, I mean my ass.

by Anonymousreply 304Last Tuesday at 4:11 AM

Julian Morris, all day and all night

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by Anonymousreply 305Last Tuesday at 5:11 AM

Given that this is Datalounge, OP should have said "If you could get fucked by one actor for a whole day..."

Though most posters seem to have gone there regardless.

by Anonymousreply 306Last Tuesday at 5:20 AM

r306, though I believe "fuck" in this conversation includes "get fucked by," this is Datalounge, so I'm not sure I see the logic behind your premise. Given all the ass threads, and comments about how bottoms don't need dicks any larger than their pinkies, I believe Datalounge is the toppiest place on earth, a veritable Island of Tops.

That said, [italic]I[/italic] would like Julian Morris to fuck [italic]me[/italic] in the ass. Jon Ossoff, too. Ain't nothin' like a red hot Jewboy.

by Anonymousreply 307Last Tuesday at 5:42 AM

Yeah I’m a top and an ass fanatic and have never once fantasized about being fucked.If I’m jerking off over an actor, I’m thinking of fucking them right up the ass.It takes all kinds.

by Anonymousreply 308Last Tuesday at 11:30 AM

John Cusack, circa Grosse Point Blank, could say anything and do anything to me,

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by Anonymousreply 309Last Tuesday at 12:48 PM

Michael Cimino, the young actor who stars in the Gay RomCom, Love Victor. He doesn't even look legal, and he's 20. But he has a beautiful face and he's lean and muscular. I've binged watched it 3 times on Hulu.

by Anonymousreply 310Last Tuesday at 12:59 PM

Prime Alain Delon. And Alex Andersen. And Alexander Skarsgard (as Eric in True Blood). And, not an actor, Axl Rose when he looked like this:

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by Anonymousreply 311Last Tuesday at 3:13 PM

Alexander Sarsgaard is everything.

by Anonymousreply 312Last Tuesday at 4:15 PM

and that's just the "A"s, R311!

by Anonymousreply 313Last Tuesday at 4:19 PM

Rod Taylor and he better be versatile.

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by Anonymousreply 314Last Tuesday at 5:49 PM

Anders Holm

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by Anonymousreply 315Last Tuesday at 5:59 PM

Ooh! Rod Taylor!

by Anonymousreply 316Last Tuesday at 6:12 PM

Louis Garrel

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by Anonymousreply 317Last Wednesday at 2:57 AM

young-ish Keanu and/or young-ish Skeet Ulrich

by Anonymousreply 318Last Wednesday at 9:49 AM

Milo Manheam

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by Anonymousreply 319Last Wednesday at 2:07 PM

You just reminded me of Robert Urich, R318.

It would have to be two days. I couldn't get enough in one day.

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by Anonymousreply 320Last Wednesday at 6:26 PM

If I could, he would have to be famous, and I would record the whole thing.

by Anonymousreply 321Last Wednesday at 6:37 PM

If we can time travel, it's gotta be Casper Van Dien circa "Starship Troopers"

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by Anonymousreply 322Last Thursday at 7:52 PM

James Marsden

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by Anonymousreply 323Last Thursday at 8:55 PM

I would take turns with the Duke of Hazard boys in the back seat of the General Lee.

by Anonymousreply 324Last Thursday at 10:31 PM

R299, you're kidding right?

by Anonymousreply 325Last Thursday at 10:35 PM

I would so fuck Leo. He's even hotter now with middle age spread.

by Anonymousreply 326Last Thursday at 10:43 PM

Jeff Ward, "Deke Shaw" from Agents of SHIELD.

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