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Pete Davidson is hot.

I want him in me, deeply.

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by Anonymousreply 96April 6, 2021 9:43 PM

Hi Pete!

by Anonymousreply 1June 20, 2020 4:55 AM

AND A MASSIVE PENIS! YUM-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Anonymousreply 2June 20, 2020 4:56 AM

He looks like his mother.

by Anonymousreply 3June 20, 2020 5:01 AM

most desperate queens here would fuck him

but yes he's indeed hideous

by Anonymousreply 4June 20, 2020 5:05 AM

Well then tell him to turn a fan on!

by Anonymousreply 5June 20, 2020 5:08 AM

Pete Davidson poked holes in condoms to try to force his girlfriend to get pregnant. He's a misogynist and sexual predator.

by Anonymousreply 6June 20, 2020 5:10 AM

Yes

No

Meth

by Anonymousreply 7June 20, 2020 5:50 AM

So you're into a skinny junkie type with psychological issues?

Whaddayaknow, there really is a lid for every pot!

by Anonymousreply 8June 20, 2020 6:46 AM

Pete Davidson is not.

by Anonymousreply 9June 20, 2020 12:19 PM

Meth head. Ugly as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 10June 20, 2020 12:28 PM

He was a hot thing when he started, but then he started making big TV money.

And seems to have spent it all on tattoos. And a home for his mother, of course.

by Anonymousreply 11June 20, 2020 12:34 PM

He wants to be in you if you're Leo DiCaprio, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 12June 20, 2020 12:45 PM

I really do want to see his dick, though

by Anonymousreply 13June 20, 2020 12:49 PM

He’s not some shitty repug.

Very open about his homosexual fantasies.

Seems like a sweet guy, if troubled.

Maybe not to most DLer’s liking, but some here fawn over some truly detestable characters.

by Anonymousreply 14June 20, 2020 1:20 PM

Indeed, R14. Pete's got his rough edges, but he's no Scott Peterson.

by Anonymousreply 15June 20, 2020 1:34 PM

I'm not into dudes that wear eyeshadow.

by Anonymousreply 16June 20, 2020 2:35 PM

He looks healthy in this clip from a week ago, talking to Seth Meyers from his mom's basement.

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by Anonymousreply 17June 21, 2020 4:19 PM

Now Seth Meyers, there's someone who really needs to also show us his cock.

by Anonymousreply 18June 21, 2020 4:20 PM

He's cute and funny, but his tattoos are ridiculous. If he isn't already filled with regret, he will be by his mid-30s.

by Anonymousreply 19June 22, 2020 5:26 PM

There are some comics who are known as good guys and Pete is strangely one of them. John Mulaney, his best friend, is another and I take it he's something of a mentor. Mulaney also plays with the gay angle.

by Anonymousreply 20June 22, 2020 5:40 PM

Drama AND stunt queen.

by Anonymousreply 21June 22, 2020 5:44 PM

OP, you're lucky you found a closed-mouth pic. When he opens his mouth, he looks like Tony Robbins.

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by Anonymousreply 22June 22, 2020 5:44 PM

^ For that reason alone, SNL should come up with a skit using Pete for a Tony Robbins impression.

by Anonymousreply 23June 22, 2020 8:38 PM

Pete 10 years from now...

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by Anonymousreply 24June 22, 2020 8:41 PM

R23, yes! God, I think his face is jarring.

by Anonymousreply 25June 22, 2020 8:43 PM

I love his big chompers, skinny legs and hunchback. He has charisma (and youth for now) that makes his funny appearance endearing and attractive.

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by Anonymousreply 26June 23, 2020 3:08 AM

Will settle for his porn counterpart Michael Del Ray OP?

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by Anonymousreply 27June 23, 2020 3:22 AM

I hope he pays his publicist managers and therapists well. They have really gotten him back on track since his post Arianna breakdown.

by Anonymousreply 28June 23, 2020 3:27 AM

I don't think he's on track. Clearly he's never gotten over Arianna.

by Anonymousreply 29June 23, 2020 3:27 AM

r28 What am I? Nothing?

Don't answer that.

by Anonymousreply 30June 23, 2020 3:30 AM

r29 he's looking and acting way better than he was a year ago. He's still kinda off but that's just him

by Anonymousreply 31June 23, 2020 3:30 AM

R31, check out any of the videos of him and Arianna. He's never hit that high again and he's dated more than a few women. I don't think he's necessarily acting better today because we haven't seen a whole lot of him. If his PR team is keeping him away from the public, that's a good thing. He just had a movie out and although there's the pandemic, he didn't do a lot of press for it.

by Anonymousreply 32June 23, 2020 3:39 AM

You Bitches just want that donkey dong.

by Anonymousreply 33June 23, 2020 5:10 AM

I think it depends on what day you catch him. This interview was in Feb. and parts of it are eye-opening when he talks about his problems. It's no wonder why Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber were losing their minds over their daughter's relationship with him. Same with Ariana's family.

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by Anonymousreply 34June 23, 2020 5:28 AM

We need to see the dick

by Anonymousreply 35June 23, 2020 6:57 PM

R35 yep

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by Anonymousreply 36June 23, 2020 6:58 PM

When he's doesn't look like hell from being fucked up on drugs, he has a lanky body, big-dick-face cuteness about him. Like a stray, friendly mutt.

by Anonymousreply 37June 23, 2020 7:39 PM

UGH.

by Anonymousreply 38June 23, 2020 7:47 PM

He's tighter than Charlize.

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by Anonymousreply 39June 23, 2020 8:08 PM

Big fat dick does immediately qualify a guy as hot, even if it looks like he just got back from a chemo treatment like Pete does in OP's pic.

by Anonymousreply 40June 23, 2020 8:16 PM

Pete talked about his dick on his special. First, he noted that if he went around talking about his ex-girlfriend's pussy, the world would be up in arms. Arianna does a song about it and it's great. Then he said that she has really small hands so anything would be huge to her and it was also very sneaky because any girl who sees the actual thing will be disappointed because it's not that big.

by Anonymousreply 41June 23, 2020 8:38 PM

I find Steve Buscemi attractive

by Anonymousreply 42June 23, 2020 8:56 PM

You need help OP

by Anonymousreply 43June 23, 2020 9:09 PM

[quote] First, he noted that if he went around talking about his ex-girlfriend's pussy, the world would be up in arms. Arianna does a song about it and it's great

Excuse me, but the appropriate terms are "liberating" and "refreshing".

by Anonymousreply 44June 23, 2020 9:14 PM

Actually, I want in HIM.

by Anonymousreply 45June 23, 2020 10:15 PM

[quote] Pete Davidson poked holes in condoms to try to force his girlfriend to get pregnant. He's a misogynist and sexual predator.

Really? Source, please. I'm sincerely curious.

by Anonymousreply 46June 24, 2020 12:49 AM

There is an undeniable sweetness about him.

by Anonymousreply 47June 24, 2020 1:29 AM

When's he's sober, I think he has a really cute face. His smile is also nice since fixing his teeth.

If I'm going to be picky, I'm a fan of the torso tattoos and think he should ask his trainer to help him grow his legs a bit.

by Anonymousreply 48June 24, 2020 1:36 AM

R46, Pete joked that he was so in love with Arianna that he wanted to swap out her birth control pills with Tic Tacs so she couldn't go anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 49June 24, 2020 2:14 AM

^ That was part of an SNL skit. I saw that and don't recall it being about Arianna.

What about poking holes in condoms to get a gf pregnant? Who was the gf? What is the source of that?

That is my question.

by Anonymousreply 50June 24, 2020 2:21 AM

This is the Tic-Tac/birth control joke that caused the big uproar.

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by Anonymousreply 51June 24, 2020 2:23 AM

It was about Arianna and it created quite a stir.

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by Anonymousreply 52June 24, 2020 2:24 AM

[quote] It was about Arianna and it created quite a stir.

Why is a 12 year old Bratz Doll on birth control anyways?

by Anonymousreply 53June 24, 2020 2:25 AM

DID HE LEGITIMATELY POKE HOLES IN CONDOMS TRYING TO GET SOMEONE PREGNANT?

Very different from making a joke about tic tacs (which are way bigger than bc pills and easy to tell apart) for an SNL skit that "caused a stir."

I guess whoever posted above about condom holes is full of shit then if the "source" is an SNL skit they took too seriously.

by Anonymousreply 54June 24, 2020 2:35 AM

[quote] There is an undeniable sweetness about him.

Like in that Charlemagne interview posted upthread, where he says "I love, LOVE!"

by Anonymousreply 55June 24, 2020 8:51 PM

Pete gives Staten Islanders a bad name.

by Anonymousreply 56June 24, 2020 9:15 PM

^ Do Staten Islanders really need any help, though?

by Anonymousreply 57June 24, 2020 9:25 PM

Enjoy him while you can. He'll be dead from a drug overdose or suicide by 2021.

by Anonymousreply 58June 24, 2020 9:28 PM

He’s very cute and appealing. He can totally do me.

by Anonymousreply 59June 24, 2020 9:28 PM

I'm sorry, but he's not even remotely attractive. Big pecker or not.

by Anonymousreply 60June 24, 2020 9:30 PM

He seems sweet.

by Anonymousreply 61June 24, 2020 10:24 PM

He’s hideously ugly and a fucked whiny bitch drug addict.

by Anonymousreply 62June 25, 2020 2:41 AM

There's a video of him on YouTube giving a tour of his basement dwelling a few months ago. He seems high, and a bunch of nameless dudes are hangingg around playing his video games and eating his food. I'll look for it.

by Anonymousreply 63June 25, 2020 3:06 PM

Sounds hot, R63.

by Anonymousreply 64June 25, 2020 3:54 PM

Here's the basement tour video.

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by Anonymousreply 65June 26, 2020 2:26 AM

R48 here. Totally meant I am NOT a fan of his torso tattoos. lol

by Anonymousreply 66June 26, 2020 2:33 AM

Is he really playing himself in King of Staten Island?

by Anonymousreply 67June 26, 2020 8:45 PM

I'm truly surprised at the results of this poll.

by Anonymousreply 68June 28, 2020 7:42 PM

Didn't Pete admit that the day Mac Miller died he knew his relationship with Arianna was over and about her still having feelings Mac.

by Anonymousreply 69June 28, 2020 8:14 PM

R68 Not me. There are lots of people who don't find emaciated drug addicts attractive.

by Anonymousreply 70June 28, 2020 8:16 PM

He looks like evolution skipped over him.

by Anonymousreply 71June 28, 2020 8:19 PM

I saw the movie and it was...meh.

But I still want him in me deeply.

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by Anonymousreply 72June 29, 2020 4:13 AM

He always looks better with short hair.

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by Anonymousreply 73June 29, 2020 4:34 AM

^ Yes.

And when he keeps it dark.

I hated that bleach blond thing he had going on a couple years ago.

by Anonymousreply 74July 5, 2020 1:05 AM

Yes. He can destroy my virgin ass

by Anonymousreply 75July 5, 2020 1:16 AM

He'd look so much better with his dick down my throat.

by Anonymousreply 76July 6, 2020 3:09 PM

Kaia Gerber dumped him for a chick.

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by Anonymousreply 77July 21, 2020 2:45 AM

Yes. Hot.

by Anonymousreply 78July 30, 2020 11:53 PM

Looks like he's about 10 years behind on sleep.

by Anonymousreply 79July 30, 2020 11:56 PM

I'd text him at 2 am (if his dick is as big as they claim) but I don't want to hear about his daddy or be seen with him in public

by Anonymousreply 80July 30, 2020 11:58 PM

He’s a no-talent fug meth head who looks like a chimpanzee. Like all drug addicts or mentally ill people he manipulates everyone around him with his illnesses and holds them hostage after charming them and leeching whatever he needs out of them.

It honestly makes me throw up to look at him. I hate the fact that he has excellent management that keeps him working and in the public eye. You can’t get away from him.

by Anonymousreply 81July 31, 2020 12:02 AM

He looks half Down's and half mongoloid. You can have him.

by Anonymousreply 82July 31, 2020 12:15 AM

Love him.

by Anonymousreply 83July 31, 2020 12:29 AM

Do not get the appeal. I think he's an ugly twerp and I do not find him funny in the least.

Love Mulaney though so he must have some redeeming qualities.

by Anonymousreply 84July 31, 2020 2:01 AM

How do we know he's into meth? What's the source on that?

by Anonymousreply 85August 1, 2020 4:58 AM

The only thing he's pubicly admitted to, is weed.

by Anonymousreply 86August 4, 2020 8:32 PM

Bump.

Pete would like a bump, supposedly.

by Anonymousreply 87August 11, 2020 2:03 AM

His face better than Adam Driver‘s.

by Anonymousreply 88August 11, 2020 2:08 AM

Sweet, goofy, *Loveable*- BUT that sh-t needs THREE lifetimes worth of Dialectical Behavioral Therapy, before you can even get close to him with a ten-foot stick.

by Anonymousreply 89August 11, 2020 2:17 AM

^ I don't care.

Put his 10" pole in me deeply, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 90August 11, 2020 3:06 AM

[quote] His face better than Adam Driver‘s.

95% of faces are better than Adam Driver's.

by Anonymousreply 91August 12, 2020 12:45 AM

Best of Pete this SNL season.

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by Anonymousreply 92August 17, 2020 4:30 AM

I must admit, my attraction to him has waned since his Weekend Update tirade against J.K. Rowling's "transphobic" comments, on SNL last month. He seems intellectually limited.

by Anonymousreply 93November 18, 2020 9:15 PM

Not into guys who wear eyeshadow.

by Anonymousreply 94November 18, 2020 9:17 PM

This isn’t the actual apartment right? It’s like the model, he’s not going to have a lavender wall right?

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by Anonymousreply 95April 6, 2021 8:21 PM

^ That article confirms he's deeply inside Phoebe Dynevor right now, instead of me.

:(

by Anonymousreply 96April 6, 2021 9:43 PM
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