House Not So Full - Mary-Kate Olsen & Husband Olivier Sarkozy Split After 5 Years of Marriage

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[quote]including a request of their prenuptial agreement being enforced.

Very telling.

He's reported to be worth $60 mm while she's reported to be worth closer to $100mm.

Interesting that SHE is the one who wants to prenup enforced.

I really thought these crazy kids would make it...

What a FUG couple.

Ew. The hubby looks like a funhouse mirror reflection of Tom Hanks in OP's pic. I bet the Olsen chick was watching the clock while he was a- grunting and a-sweating over her brittle frame.

he seems bitter if he's forcing on the collection of items. they are both filthy rich. move to hotels and sort out the apartment with some fucking dignity.

Maybe it was the height difference.

8 years together is usually sufficient.

She looks a little like the flying monkeys in W of O

She doesn't look a day under 45 and half his face is taken up by forehead. It's a good thing they didn't have any troll children.

Sad day for heterosexual young love

But why? They surely had so much in common!

That’s one ROUGH looking 33 year old.

You know what, my secret shame is I love The Row!!!

Fuck, if she has all that money, she should be living it up and playing the field and having a good time.

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Who needs a man when a girl has her cigs.

He'll rebound with Ashley.

[quote] He'll rebound with Ashley.

Mary-Kate Ashley Olsen is one person we swear!

Know what else isn’t full? This bitch’s stomach. She never eats.

Oliver has a twisted sense of humor so this might be his idea of a joke. He's also known to be very sarkoztic.

The picture at R16 looks like a molester whispering in a child's ear.

How can he issue orders to her to remove things from their home? Who made him king?

No offense, but who else would want either one of them?

But WE are the weird ones.

^^eyeroll

[Quote]She cannot meet the deadline due to quarantine guidelines in the city, according to paperwork obtained by the outlet, and the only way she can protect her property is by filing a divorce petition that would trigger “an automatic court order preventing him from disposing of her property.”

What on earth would give him the right to throw her stuff out? Also, is there a part one to this story that we're not aware of?

I remember the hilarious description of their wedding that included bowls of cigarettes for the guests.

Heath Ledger has a vacant apartment she can move into.

What the hell is wrong with you r16? Snap out of it!

What is wrong with her face in r16’s photo. She looks like a shrunken head.

The ODD Couple!

Those twins creep me out. That the guy has a Mnuchin vibe. No thanks.

Maybe she's transitioning into a human being.

So much ugly and money

LOL R5 He does!!

She looks 12 and 72 at the same time. If they had some kind of daddy/daughter kink thing, maybe he needed someone more believable for the role now.

Is Ashley-Olsen or Mary-Kate the crazy one?

[quote] Is Ashley-Olsen or Mary-Kate the crazy one?

Yes.

She's an ugly little thing.

So much money but they were renting?

Is she the more-anorexic one?

She was a sister to me.

Unfortunately, the casting for The Dark Crystal sequel is finished.

Gossip says the couple was heavily into drugs.

(As if we did not know that thanks to Heath Ledger.)

Both of the Olsen twins are strange, but Mary-Kate has always been much stranger than Ashley. I don't know what happened to them along the way, but there has been something very off about them for years. When they quit acting and delved into their "fashion" empire, they pretty much withdrew from the public. I suppose they may have never wanted to be in the spotlight in the first place, and, when you think about it, they were brought up from infancy on television, and probably felt like hostages to it. It's interesting when you compare them their younger sister, Elizabeth, who alternately studied acting and began her career as an educated adult—she seems much more well-adjusted.

I remember when DL was raving about his looks because he's French. Not even an AWG.

R5, Lmao!

Facially, Ashley is the only pretty one. R48 Unfortunately she's also a midget.

R49 they were both cute back in the early 00s.

Drugs is the only thing I can imagine these two doing together

Despite their similarities, they are apparently fraternal and not identical twins. They don't look as much alike now as they used to. A combination of being barely 5 ft, eating disorders, and drug use has aged them prematurely.

Changing looks over time...

What could possibly go wring in a marriage where they had big bowls of cigarettes at the wedding?

[Quote] A combination of being barely 5 ft, eating disorders, and drug use has aged them prematurely.

You forgot plastic surgery.

These two never smiles on photos: they smirk.

Has Mary Kate had a lot of teeth pulled? Why are her cheeks so sunken compared to her twin?

Yikes. Look at those cheek bones. I've seen softer edges on wooden dolls and ventriloquist dummies.

Likely both have been Bulimic in addition to anorexic. Puking your guts out destroys teeth over time. Hard to believe her cheeks would be that sunken in simply because of starvation. Hurry. We need dental records

They've both had weird nose jobs.

Who gets custody of their ashtrays?

R61 LOL

I love how at their wedding, instead of flowers, they had ‘bowls filled with cigarettes’!

R63 it's like they're trying to suck the life force out of each other 🤢

R46 Sarkozy's family comes from Hungary. unfortunately they are all ugly. French charm is more like Macron

She looks like a junkie.

R66 I know right !?

His erect penis, even if average in size, would have been disproportionately large compared to her tiny frame

Are they doing buccotomies on humans now?

That is so freakish, R53. They look fine until 2005, then in the 2007 photo they look like they've become mentally ill, and that's never changed.

These two have always been creepy; someone had some account of these two being in public & he put his hand up her shirt and massaged her breast while she just stood there with a frozen expression. It always looked like a lecherous old man/little girl thing, but maybe they both got off on that.

I knew someone who went to high school with them. He said they were pretty chill not typical spoiled brats. But they partied and got their fair share of dick back then. They both could have been more fucked up considering their parents did not work and used them as lucrative source of income to support the family including younger siblings who got more attention and normal life that the twins never got to experience. It wasn’t until both were out of high school that they changed to more sophisticated yet bohemian image.

Of course younger sis Elizabeth is more well-adjusted. She was brought up with wealth that was earned by the twins who’ve worked since infancy.

"Will be dating Cara Delevingne next"

"Why are her cheeks so sunken compared to her twin?"

Anorexia

They weren't looking too bad a couple of years ago.

[Quote] hm but MK is Classy and Cara is more...Klassy, ya know? ://///

Which one of you wrote this? 😄

Does she have fillers in her cheeks?

R65 maybe the Sarkozy family are all fugs but Hungarians are not. Hungarian men and the language can be extremely charming and elegant.

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How is it possible that MK is only 32 @ R53? That's a really rough 32. I know she was the one treated for the eating disorder when she was younger and I bet she's still nothing but bones underneath all of that oversized clothing. I thought I heard something about her being insecure because her sister was the pretty one and she was the ugly one. Putting on some weight would fill out her face and she'd look more like her prettier sister.

There is no "pretty" Olson twin. They are both ghouls. One of them is just a bulimic ghoul.

I wonder how much money their stage parents still rake in from them... even if it’s just from past projects.

BUMP

Mary Kate has likely had a lateral chin implant, which extends the length of the jawline and also the face from the front view.

The cheeks don’t look natural. She likely had the same procedure (fat removal/sculpting) that Michael Jackson did to achieve that sunken look. Also, she doesn’t look healthy. Lots of cigs, booze, and poor eating habits will wreck a face. But even with all that she does look very bad for 32.

No way is that one only 33! She looks like 63! She’s def subtracting a few years

R86 it's impossible for her to shave years

I can’t really tell the twins apart. I can’t see how Ashley is supposed to be a lot prettier than Mary Kate.

Is he dumping her because she's started to look too old, possibly ruining some pedophile fantasy for him? Will he hook up with Ashley next?

Those two are so desperate to look completely different from their younger selves.

They still seemed pretty normal 6 years ago on Ellen.

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Mary-Kate has appeared unhealthy for years. This picture was from a couple of years ago when the twins were 31, but Mary-Kate specifically looks like a meth addict in her late 40s. If you look closely, you can see she has the face, neck, and hands of a middle-aged addict who's lived in the streets. It's really sad.

They look like they smell.

She looks terrible. All that plastic surgery and she's in her early thirties. Lay off the smokes. She's a lot better off than a lot of women that leave that kind of situation. So I don't feel sorry for her one bit.

I think they both have eating disorders and extreme body dismorphia. Why else live on 100 calories a day to be thin and then cover yourself from head to toe in clothing that's five sizes too large?

I wonder what her voice sounds like these days after all the smoking 🚬.

He looks just like the type I imagined was obssessivly refreshing the Mary-Kate and Ashley countdown to 18 page 15 years ago.

They must have seen some fucked up shit when they were kids. Who knows what the hell went on during Full House.

Some hippie going down on uncle Joey in a theater

I can understand why they have body dismorphia, they really do look underdeveloped. What's weird is that their sister Elizabeth is a completely normal size, in fact she looks kind of tall

Maybe they both had anorexia as teens and stopped growing.

Maybe their creepy stage parents tried stunting their growth

One thing I could never figure out: they've always said they aren't identical twins, but are fraternal. In all the photos of them growing up, esp when they were kids, they are very difficult to tell apart and have nearly identical features. That's not a result of fraternal gestation and birth.