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Ryan looks like he's chubbing out.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 11, 2020 6:14 PM |
[quote]shows off his toned arms
...and weight gain in his face and middle.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 11, 2020 6:15 PM |
Is he even in the business anymore?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 11, 2020 6:16 PM |
Is that Jonah Hill?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 11, 2020 6:17 PM |
Did his teeth fall out?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 11, 2020 6:21 PM |
[quote]Ryan looks like he's chubbing out.
So am I...
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 11, 2020 6:22 PM |
I'd rip his undies off, lick his pert old ass and suck his thick 8-incher. Mmmmm
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 11, 2020 6:24 PM |
[quote]...and weight gain in his face and middle.
What's the problem?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 11, 2020 6:25 PM |
Thick and lumpy.
He looked better to me in his (early) 4os than in his 20s, though now... he looks like overripe fruit.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 11, 2020 6:27 PM |
More cushin for the pushin
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 11, 2020 6:35 PM |
[quote] his pert old ass
?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 11, 2020 6:35 PM |
His hair is so beautiful.
I don’t care if he softens with age. I do pray (I PRAY, Ryan Phillippe!! Do you hear me??!) that he stops with the face work TODAY. His face is right at the tipping point of looking freaky. No more of the fillers and cutting and pasting, Ryan. Stop, for the love of God. You’ll be a thousand times sexier with wrinkles and hollows under your eyes than with a Wayne Newton cupie doll face.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 11, 2020 6:39 PM |
Even if he hasn’t hit the wall yet he is rapidly running towards it.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 11, 2020 6:43 PM |
He's now "husky."
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 11, 2020 6:49 PM |
The combination of a widening skull (which happens naturally with age to many of us) plus fillers is really...changing things. I don’t think his facial changes are due to weight gain. I think they’re due to the Hollywood curse of vanity and an over eager dermatologist “helping” him smooth out fine lines and wrinkles with a needle.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 11, 2020 6:50 PM |
Danke Schoen, R12.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 11, 2020 6:50 PM |
I would eat that ass all day long
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 11, 2020 6:54 PM |
Here he looks older and heavier, and way better than the creepy surgically altered eyes and puffy face IMO.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 11, 2020 6:55 PM |
Starting to look FTM.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 11, 2020 7:01 PM |
Ryan Philippe? I thought that was Russell Crowe in OP's pic.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 11, 2020 7:04 PM |
cute, but those arms are puny
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 11, 2020 7:05 PM |
still hot
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 11, 2020 7:06 PM |
that has to be a really bad picture or something because he looks really wide here compared to even a couple months ago on his insta
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 11, 2020 7:07 PM |
He doesn't look surgeried to me. Maybe some fillers, but that's it.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 11, 2020 7:11 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 11, 2020 7:11 PM |
Of course he's gained weight. We've all been quarantined for two months. No gym, no personal trainers, and we're all eating more out of sheer boredom. Everybody I know has put on some pounds.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 11, 2020 7:12 PM |
[quote]I think he might have a receding hairline, like this.
Don't we all.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 11, 2020 7:13 PM |
Isn' that Seth Rogen out for a jog?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 11, 2020 7:14 PM |
PLUMP
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 11, 2020 7:16 PM |
[quote]It’s all about angles.
And if the cameraman were several blocks away, he'd look even better.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 11, 2020 7:17 PM |
screeeech Fat! screeeeeech Ewe! screeeeeeech
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 11, 2020 7:31 PM |
[quote] He doesn't look surgeried to me
Brad Pitt is a plastic surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 11, 2020 7:31 PM |
Run you F A T pig!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 11, 2020 7:39 PM |
R36, hw is running. See the OP.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 11, 2020 7:51 PM |
R36, he is running. See the OP.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 11, 2020 7:51 PM |
Still fucking hot, would totally do him.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 11, 2020 7:54 PM |
This is the worst that comes up when I google “Ryan Phillippe fat.” Compared with the same search using Andy Cohen’s and Leonardo DiCaprio’s names, he gets an A+++.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 11, 2020 7:57 PM |
R40 ugh, those were the days. His tats look especially ridiculous on a fat body.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 11, 2020 8:13 PM |
Holy fuck, but as they say "better to be a has-been than a never-was."
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 11, 2020 8:26 PM |
shes fat
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 11, 2020 8:29 PM |
why would someone have their bathing suit hang so low when they're with their kids.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 11, 2020 8:42 PM |
He’s 45? Christ, we’re getting old.
I think he’s cute post weight gain. More accessible that way. He seems like he’d be the kind of boyfriend you sit on the couch with smoking weed, playing video games, and eating Taco Bell.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 11, 2020 8:44 PM |
R45 This is so, so wrong to say but even if he were my dad, I’d want them to be lower.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 11, 2020 8:46 PM |
I’ve always thought he was one of the worst actors in feature films, but I love his online persona. His acting is so flat that I always assumed he must have no personality, but he posts the most random, bizarre and silly things and I have become quite charmed by him regardless of his appearance.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 11, 2020 8:48 PM |
He’s a fat.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 11, 2020 8:55 PM |
I’d be all over him! Hot daddy!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 11, 2020 9:02 PM |
There’s definitely enough filler/Botox situation going on in his T zone to qualify him as a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 11, 2020 9:10 PM |
I actually like him a little thicker and with his rounder head. Not that he wasn't hit before.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 11, 2020 9:10 PM |
At a certain age you need to choose between your ass and your face. He has chosen his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 11, 2020 9:12 PM |
r8 HAAAAYYY
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 11, 2020 9:13 PM |
What’s that from, R51?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 11, 2020 9:13 PM |
He’s definitely got a Hair Club for Men vibe now. It also needs to get his face out of the KFC bucket.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 11, 2020 9:15 PM |
R57 A Google search.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 11, 2020 9:17 PM |
[quote][R8] HAAAAYYY
Hi, R56. Have another breakfast sandwich and come sit next to me.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 11, 2020 10:00 PM |
Hideous ink ruins everything.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 11, 2020 10:13 PM |
He looked a little ridic trying to stay so fit at his age. Put on a little weight, gurl. At a certain age we all have to.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 11, 2020 10:17 PM |
I'd do him at any size. Wouldn't mind a 3some with Daddy Ryan and Twink Ryan.
Every time I see a massive Reese Witherspoon billboard in LA, I think how much that must suck for him.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 11, 2020 10:21 PM |
Ridic?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 11, 2020 10:39 PM |
He should get his hard dick on film while he’s still young and virile. And share it with us as a public service.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 11, 2020 10:43 PM |
I mean all of our roots look bad right now but that brassy blonde MARY
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 11, 2020 10:56 PM |
What’s his skin color?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 12, 2020 12:21 AM |
He looks amazing for 45.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 12, 2020 12:22 AM |
Matthew Ryan Phillippe, New Castle, Delaware; September 10, 1974
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 12, 2020 12:26 AM |
He hasn't worked much at all in the past several years, just a few one-off guest shots. Wonder why.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 12, 2020 12:30 AM |
R71 Letting the face settle a bit off camera, like when Michelle Pfeiffer took time off from movies to raise her kids during her 40s and make a triumphant, nature-defying return to the screen years later!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 12, 2020 12:33 AM |
He doesn't appear to have had a major cosmetic overhaul.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 12, 2020 12:38 AM |
[quote] Matthew Ryan Phillippe, New Castle, Delaware; September 10, 1974
R70, why did you post that?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 12, 2020 1:39 AM |
He's got charisma. His daughter used to be hot but she seemed to peak at 17 and looks middle aged now. Him and Reese r gay.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 12, 2020 1:58 AM |
Has he ever cracked a smile?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 12, 2020 3:50 AM |
Does he have any siblings? I have a feeling he'd be the one goodlooking sibling, the rest would be totally weird to outright ugly looking.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 12, 2020 3:55 AM |
N O P E .
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 12, 2020 4:07 AM |
still hot!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 12, 2020 4:08 AM |
His sisters aren't that attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 12, 2020 4:20 AM |
He’s cute. Still. 40s Damn. The extra pounds looks healthy on him.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 12, 2020 4:28 AM |
Face it Ryan, for Hollywood 45, you don't look so good.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 12, 2020 4:53 AM |
He looks great for Hollywood 45. As has been mentioned, with the quarantine for two months now, lots of people have put on weight.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 12, 2020 5:00 AM |
Who are all those kids in R44'post? I knew Ryan had a child a few years after his split from Reese, but I wasn't aware there were several others.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 12, 2020 5:14 AM |
Kids of friends or relatives, most likely.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 12, 2020 5:18 AM |
Didn’t he have at least one son?
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 12, 2020 5:41 AM |
He has a sin and a daughter with Reese.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 12, 2020 6:01 AM |
*son*
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 12, 2020 6:04 AM |
Yikes, that one sister looks a LOT like Reese.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 12, 2020 6:37 AM |
The caption is literally UNCLE RYAN.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 12, 2020 7:28 AM |
Homophobic, has herpes, stuck his dick in Reese Witherspoon's withered poon. Do NOT want.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 12, 2020 8:02 AM |
I never heard that he was homophobic before, R94. He responded respectfully when Jay Leno was pulling that stupid “gay face” shit. Hasn’t he also had bi threesomes?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 12, 2020 8:06 AM |
He ruined his eyes with an overzealous blepharoplasty recently. He used to have a bit of lid overhang which looked sexy and masculine. Now his eyes are too open and look feminine. Weird that he did that as he never struck me as the type who would so young.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 12, 2020 8:10 AM |
We had a poster who did a MMF with Ryan.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 12, 2020 1:03 PM |
R97 Did Ryan gravitate more to the M of the F?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 12, 2020 1:05 PM |
^ "or," not "of."
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 12, 2020 1:06 PM |
Just go look at his insta... he still looks great.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 12, 2020 1:12 PM |
So what if he's put on a couple of pounds? Not everyone can or wants to be a size zero twig. I think there's nothing sexier than some curves to hold onto. Being confident in your own skin is so much more appealing than fulfilling some unrealistic body standards. I have a little something extra and I know my DH really appreciates it.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 12, 2020 1:15 PM |
What the hell is a DH?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 12, 2020 1:27 PM |
Desperate Housewife?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 12, 2020 1:35 PM |
R101 Unfortunately, Ryan never had anything else going for him but his sex appeal. That was what made his career. I don't think he has a great personality, either.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 12, 2020 2:01 PM |
Well, considering what a power player Reese has become, and the fact that he was probably physically abusive of her, is it any wonder he doesn't get a lot of work?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 12, 2020 2:12 PM |
He gets a lot of work for an actor with a very limited, soap opera-level ability.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 12, 2020 2:15 PM |
he's a sexy whore
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 12, 2020 2:24 PM |
Met him at cast event for Stop Loss. I was clearly eye raping him but could not have been nicer. Short.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 12, 2020 2:32 PM |
Reese is lesbo so I doubt he was abusing her unless they were both in denial about being gay. Gays abuse straight women who demand sex. Ie William hurt and deaf girl
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 12, 2020 2:49 PM |
Great thread. Love it.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 12, 2020 2:55 PM |
Those tattoos are hideous and disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 12, 2020 3:15 PM |
Agreed, R111.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 12, 2020 3:32 PM |
Wow, is Ryan adopted? He looks nothing like his sisters.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 12, 2020 3:49 PM |
he can take it off in three months with cardio and dropping calories
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 12, 2020 3:55 PM |
I knew it, the only goodlooking sibling, happens a lot. One of the hottest guys I've ever known had actually hideous siblings.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 12, 2020 3:55 PM |
His sisters don't look like each other either.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 12, 2020 3:56 PM |
[quote]he can take it off in three months with cardio and dropping calories
Or not...
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 12, 2020 3:58 PM |
philz @RyanPhillippe · 6m
who tf needs all these gd pictures of my old ass running?!
Does Ryan read DL?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 12, 2020 4:07 PM |
He looks like Gus Kenworthy.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 12, 2020 5:03 PM |
R119 Gus‘s scary mouth wishes....
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 12, 2020 8:22 PM |
R119 = Gus Kenworthy
by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 12, 2020 8:23 PM |
Actually Gus Kenworthy looks like Ryan Phillippe and Richard Madden's love child, it's weird:
by Anonymous | reply 122 | May 12, 2020 8:49 PM |
It's just the curly Scottish hair. Ryan looks more germanic.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | May 12, 2020 9:05 PM |
Isn’t Ryan of full French descent?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | May 12, 2020 9:06 PM |
Ethnicity: English, smaller amount of German [including Alsatian German], distant Scottish and Swiss-German
by Anonymous | reply 125 | May 12, 2020 9:08 PM |
According to Wookiepedia, he is of French descent. Which is correct?
[quote] Phillippe has three sisters, and is of French descent. He graduated from Barbizon in Wilmington, Delaware.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | May 12, 2020 9:33 PM |
Ryan definitely isn’t afraid to show his, umm, softer side.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | May 12, 2020 11:04 PM |
you need glasses R127
by Anonymous | reply 128 | May 12, 2020 11:06 PM |
He looks like Porno Pan cosplaying as Santa for the Lost Boys in r129
by Anonymous | reply 130 | May 13, 2020 2:08 AM |
[quote] He looks like Porno Pan cosplaying as Santa for the Lost Boys
Tell me more. I'm intrigued. I see a movie in this.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | May 13, 2020 2:16 AM |
Is he of French descent or not?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | May 13, 2020 4:09 AM |
The original family name was Phillipi, which is German.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | May 13, 2020 4:10 AM |
I'm guessing that if we saw him from behind, he'd have a Madonna ass too
by Anonymous | reply 134 | May 13, 2020 4:52 AM |
[quote] he'd have a Madonna ass too
?
by Anonymous | reply 135 | May 13, 2020 4:55 AM |
R127 yea see it was just a bad picture because if that's the same Ryan as the original picture he looks perfectly fine/hot here
by Anonymous | reply 136 | May 13, 2020 12:41 PM |
He's SO AVERAGE with his tattoos.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | May 13, 2020 1:10 PM |
If only poor Ryan had aged as gracefully as his contemporary heartthrob Leo DiCaprio...
by Anonymous | reply 138 | May 13, 2020 1:13 PM |
If only Ryan had remained as untouched by age as his contemporary heartthrob Mark-Paul Gosselaar...
by Anonymous | reply 139 | May 13, 2020 1:15 PM |
His arms look too short for his body. PASS
by Anonymous | reply 140 | May 13, 2020 1:15 PM |
Really 140? Some of you are so fucking ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | May 13, 2020 1:38 PM |
R141 = McBongo
by Anonymous | reply 142 | May 13, 2020 3:01 PM |
Shoulders are way too droopy at r143. PASS.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | May 13, 2020 3:37 PM |
Looks fine to me.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | May 13, 2020 3:51 PM |
Stay at home and have fun. Follow me . Lets have some fun together
by Anonymous | reply 146 | May 13, 2020 3:58 PM |
Not good when the brother is prettier than his sisters.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | May 13, 2020 4:11 PM |
R147 Why not?
by Anonymous | reply 148 | May 13, 2020 4:12 PM |
The brother is the hottest of them all now.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | May 13, 2020 4:16 PM |
Link please, R149.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | May 13, 2020 4:18 PM |
I thought he was fat Russel Crowe
by Anonymous | reply 151 | May 13, 2020 4:20 PM |
He posted this, followed by a paparazzi photo of him jogging with the song “Creep” playing.
Maybe he is reading the DL comments about him...
by Anonymous | reply 152 | May 15, 2020 10:52 AM |
Is this guy relevant? What has he been in?
by Anonymous | reply 153 | May 15, 2020 10:59 AM |
R153 He’s been in our dreams for decades.
But in reality, he’s been in classic trash, including Cruel Intentions, 54 and I Know What You Did Last Summer.
He’s been in a few Oscar-winning movies, including the brilliant Gosford Park (ingeniously cast as a bad American actor who was fucking a male director and a cougar lady), Crash and Flags of Our Fathers.
He didn’t ruin a pretty good season of Damages with Glenn Close, and most recently he starred in three seasons of a show called Shooter that no one ever watched. But if he did a streaming porn movie called Shooter, he’d break the Internet.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | May 15, 2020 11:13 AM |
Ryan has it better than most of his ilk from the 90s. He's obviously not as relevant now as he was then, but I'd argue his relevance has changed, and that's mainly because of Reese, who actually does lift the boats surrounding her, including her family. Her children are famous for LOOKING so much like their famous parents, which is the case for most celebrity spawn, but they don't get hate BECAUSE they haven't used their connections to get into the business.
They aren't Bille Lourd being whisked away into the Star Wars sequels, which opened all doors for her including her own famous lineage. Love Lourd, but what I'm saying is that the Witherspoon Phillippes must have talked out this parenting thing EARLY. I wouldn't be surprised if it's Reese's southern roots shining through. They're all about image, and she controls hers well.
I say all of this because Ryan KNOOOOOOWS Reese and his kids are the ONLY reason he's stilllll being photographed. Now, since he knows this, HE'S KEPT IT TIGHT!!!! The whole time! He's been beautiful HIS WHOLE LIFE! Even as he's aged beyond his peak years. He also seems like a damn good father, and I bet that's WHY that family, despite the divorce, looks the way it does.
Reese and Ryan are still in a relationship. Have been their entire lives, but they've been smart about it, and I wouldn't be surprised if that was alllll Reese's doing.
FUCK ME RYAN! He reminds me a bit of Corbin Fisher's Dane, who's also got that blond, curly surfer look.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | May 15, 2020 12:02 PM |
What's all this Reese is a lesbian stuff? First I've heard of it.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | May 15, 2020 1:07 PM |
R121, No I am not, but I would jump his bones so fast.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | May 15, 2020 2:44 PM |
I find him so much more attractive now than as a ripped twink. I DO wish he would stop whatever he has begun to do to his face.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | May 15, 2020 6:56 PM |
I don't see any major changes to his face, except a little filler.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | May 15, 2020 6:57 PM |
Fillers and eyelid surgery. He has the same weirdly wide-open suturing that Renée Zellweger risked her career with.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | May 15, 2020 7:03 PM |
Ryan may have arms but his midsection has thickened and he's NOT trim anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | May 15, 2020 7:13 PM |
Are we sure it's fillers? Just looks like natural plumping with extra weight to me. He still looks natural and appealing.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | May 15, 2020 7:22 PM |
It is not natural. He is a 45 year-old white guy. He would have laugh lines and crows’ feet *at least* by 45 if not for cosmetic interventions. Let’s not pretend otherwise when we know better. Cmon. He works in front of cameras. He has had work done.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | May 15, 2020 7:40 PM |
He's surely had fillers. Everybody in LA has fillers. Even the receptionist at your dentist's office has had fillers done. That's just LA. But his eyelids look pretty much the same, he doesn't appear to have had major work done. His face is fuller but that happens to men as they get older.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | May 15, 2020 7:49 PM |
The saddest things are still his tatts. Makes me think he‘s not that smart.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | May 15, 2020 7:49 PM |
r164 I'm a white guy in my 40s who has never had work done and I don't have laugh lines or crow's feet. And I smoked for years, too.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | May 15, 2020 7:49 PM |
Ryan definitely has had fillers or some kind of facial procedure. He's got that Hollywood "plexiglass" look.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | May 15, 2020 9:07 PM |
R167 If you replaced those burned out light bulbs in your vanity mirror, you'd see the crow's feet.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | May 15, 2020 9:08 PM |
Nope r169 my face is still as smooth as a baby's ass in my 40s.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | May 16, 2020 12:17 AM |
So's mine, R171! Especially after 4 or 5 glasses of wine!
by Anonymous | reply 172 | May 16, 2020 12:34 AM |
I don't drink r172. Actually, maybe that's the secret.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | May 16, 2020 12:36 AM |
R173 Delusion goggles are the secret, sweetie.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | May 16, 2020 12:46 AM |
R173 If you have to come on DL and tell everyone how fabulous you look, then you absolutely don't look fabulous.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | May 16, 2020 1:01 AM |
I'm still in pretty good shape, but keep bitching. Whatever, I don't mind.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | May 16, 2020 1:06 AM |
Fatty fatty fat fat fat
Too many cupcakes and quesadillas!
by Anonymous | reply 177 | May 16, 2020 1:18 AM |
Meh
by Anonymous | reply 178 | May 16, 2020 1:29 AM |
His daughter is 20 but looks 30. She was hot a few yrs ago.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | May 16, 2020 1:53 AM |
R128 said i need glasses. and, maybe in my mid 30s, i do, BUT, if fucking Ryan himself is making light of having gained weight on Instagram, who the fuck are you to say we are both wrong, one of us being ryan himself? maybe you go fuck yourself? maybe you just die.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | May 16, 2020 7:05 AM |
I hope Ryan motivates his daughter to lose weight. Otherwise she looks like porn star.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | May 16, 2020 2:46 PM |
Ryan's daughter was so hot before she pigged out.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | May 16, 2020 3:47 PM |
This is not the place to talk about teens turning you on, R183. Take it to your therapist.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | May 16, 2020 4:08 PM |
Time sure does fly. I remember when Ava was born and now she's soon to be 21. Ava looks more like Ryan and Deacon looks like Reese, but then Ryan and Reese look like each other so they all kind of look the same.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | May 16, 2020 10:01 PM |
^ Subscribes to People, US, OK,Hello,In Touch
by Anonymous | reply 186 | May 17, 2020 4:30 AM |
Ryan heard your laughter and he wants you to know with this IG story that he is NOT FAT!!!
by Anonymous | reply 187 | May 17, 2020 6:29 PM |
R187 How old is that picture?
by Anonymous | reply 188 | May 17, 2020 6:36 PM |
R188 Looks current given the wild covid locks
by Anonymous | reply 189 | May 17, 2020 6:38 PM |
Hmm...
Maybe he does read Datalounge. Or at least have a friend who does.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | May 17, 2020 6:44 PM |
Notice how he raises his head up in those shots to hide the double chin.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | May 17, 2020 6:46 PM |
He's got breasteses.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | May 17, 2020 6:48 PM |
[quote]Notice how he raises his head up in those shots to hide the double chin.
Well if he's like 99% of the population he's been pigging out while housebound in quarantine. I don't know anyone who hasn't packed on some pounds after two months of no gym/personal trainer/classes.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | May 17, 2020 6:51 PM |
R194 Pretty sure he has a home gym.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | May 17, 2020 6:56 PM |
[quote] He's got breasteses.
Do you mean that his pecs looks like a woman's?
by Anonymous | reply 196 | May 17, 2020 6:58 PM |
Dang, he looks sexy in R190. Wonder what he means by "Over It"?
by Anonymous | reply 197 | May 17, 2020 7:10 PM |
R197 He’s over the quarantine.
Over the past couple of days, he asked people vis his Instagram DMs to tell him about people and families who are suffering financially, and that he will send money to them via Venmo. He posted later that he is really upset about the stories he has heard about and that he would start sending money that night.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | May 17, 2020 8:01 PM |
r195 it's the pigging out part. Even with a home gym, you can still gain weight. Everybody's bored and stuck at home and eating.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | May 18, 2020 12:47 AM |
BIG as a HOUSE!!
by Anonymous | reply 200 | May 18, 2020 12:50 AM |
I'd still fuck him.
Is he just a professional social media person now? He hasn't really done any notable acting work in years.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | May 18, 2020 1:03 AM |
R201 He starred in a TV show called "Shooter" from 2016-18.
According to IMDB, he has these projects in development:
--"The Sound of Philadelphia," apparently a feature film about the Philadelphia mafia, supposedly released April 15.
--Alive II (TV movie), "It centers on a San Francisco homicide detective who's mysteriously brought back to life after being killed in the line of duty."
--Lady of the Manor, a comedy, "An aimless ne'er-do-well becomes a tour guide in a historic estate and winds up befriending the manor's resident ghost," co-starring Justin Long and Judy Greer, " currently in post.
--2nd, with Casper Van Dien, currently in post.
--The Big Sky, TV series, "A private detective teams up with an ex-cop to solve a kidnapping case in Montana," currently in post.
--Tlatelolco: Mexico68, co-starring John Leguizamo, "An American journalist covering the 1968 Mexico City Summer Olympics gets caught up in the student revolts that led to the Mexican government's massacre of hundreds of students," announced.
So he's not a marquee star, but he is a steadily working actor. That's pretty remarkable for someone whose whole career was based on being young and pretty.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | May 18, 2020 2:42 PM |
He has very limited acting skills. I don't think many people thought he'd last much longer outside the teen explosion of the late 90s/early 00s
by Anonymous | reply 203 | May 18, 2020 3:14 PM |
[quote] He's got breasteses.
I’d suck those titties then make em bounce. Make em rock in opposite directions.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | May 18, 2020 3:26 PM |
I hate how so many guys go barrel shaped in middle age. Someone should figure out a way to stop that.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | May 18, 2020 3:43 PM |
R205 It happens to men and to women. Our bodies never stop changing as we age.
I always assumed that's where the term "old broad" comes from--women broaden as they get older. And, as you point out, so do most men.
I come from a family of potato-headed Irish people on one side, and I used to look at an uncle of mine and think, "God, your head is just so...wide." Here I am at 42, marveling at my ever-broadening skull. And, sadly, my more barrelesque shape.
Waddayagonnado? It's just life. We don't look and are not shaped similarly from age one to age five, age five to age 10, age 10 to age 25. Why would we expect at 40 or 60 to continue to look the way we did at 25, either in the face or in the body?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | May 18, 2020 3:49 PM |
Has anyone informed him that Chrissy Metz now has a clothing line? She might branch out into clothes for the fuller fellow soon.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | May 18, 2020 4:14 PM |
Is he younger than Ted McGinley or Eric Balfour?
They need to be replaced by someone who has youth on their side.
To destroy good television series.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | May 18, 2020 4:21 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 209 | May 18, 2020 5:52 PM |
He has morphed from twink to twunk to jock and is now something between a wolf and a bear.
He should show us his hard schlong before he's a walrus.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | May 18, 2020 6:41 PM |
R187 trying hard to hide that double chin.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | May 18, 2020 8:20 PM |
WIG.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | May 18, 2020 8:43 PM |
He has the most sinister personality.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | May 19, 2020 12:34 AM |
[quote] He has the most sinister personality.
Why do you think that?
by Anonymous | reply 214 | May 19, 2020 12:41 AM |
Ryan is very nice, on the short side, but a good looking guy. He's more of an introvert and has struggled with depression.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | May 19, 2020 4:49 AM |
True, R215.
Ryan seems to genuinely dislike being photographed by the paparazzi. He doesn't seem as much a fame whore as others.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | May 19, 2020 8:40 AM |
Always thought he was very hot but he didn’t need the eye job. It changed his face a bit. Hopefully it settles.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | May 19, 2020 10:42 AM |
Oh, honey. We're all camera shy when we've gained a few pounds like Ryan.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | May 19, 2020 11:53 AM |
Ryan needs to simply own his fatness and go order a nice chiffon caftan.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | May 19, 2020 4:46 PM |
How is he coping with his sex addiction and infidelity obsession during the COVID crisis?
by Anonymous | reply 220 | May 20, 2020 11:16 PM |
[Quote] Him and Reese r gay.
Not with his messy personal life, he isn't. He was accused of domestic abuse. No one fakes that for their image.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | May 20, 2020 11:31 PM |
His psycho ex showed up at his house uninvited and wouldn't leave, so he forcibly tried to remove her. That's not exactly domestic abuse. And there was nobody else present, either. Who knows what really happened.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | May 20, 2020 11:54 PM |
[Quote] he forcibly tried to remove her.
[Quote] Who knows what really happened.
Which is it?
by Anonymous | reply 223 | May 20, 2020 11:55 PM |
We don't know what really happened r223 but she did show up uninvited. They had already broken up. He tried to get her out of the house himself, but he denies he was that violent. She says he was. What's assumed is that Reese wrote a check right before the case was going to start trial just to make her go away.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | May 20, 2020 11:58 PM |
[Quote] the actor had filed multiple motions to preclude evidence from being used against him at trial including: police records pertaining to him; the deposition of his ex-fiancée Paulina Slagter; text messages he sent after the incident;
Hmmm.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | May 21, 2020 12:03 AM |
[Quote] After leaving Nobu, the actor said he picked up a woman at a different party and brought her back to his house. He says he was surprised to be awakened at 2:30am in the morning by Hewitt and her friend who he says were both drunk. He claims that she attacked him while trying to get into his bedroom. What Hewitt perceived as an assault was, as Phillippe later said, simply “protecting both himself and the girl in his bedroom.”
He sounds like a prince.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | May 21, 2020 12:05 AM |
r226 what's wrong with that? Their relationship was over. He went out and got a one-night stand. It happens.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | May 21, 2020 12:06 AM |
[Quote] Their relationship was over. He went out and got a one-night stand. It happens.
The same night...?
[Quote] she went to Phillippe’s house hours after he had left the party to retrieve her belongings.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | May 21, 2020 12:09 AM |
[Quote] he feared his children would see pictures of him with a much younger, “revealingly” dressed woman. In text messages sent July 5 and obtained in September 2017 by Hollywood Life, however, he claims that he was “falling in love with you, Elsie,” and that he was still thinking about her “soft skin and beautiful smile, how you felt laying on me” just days after the assault, adding: “You’re too great as you are, baby. Smart, and funny, and complicated, and damaged, and stunningly beautiful.”
Yeah, he was really thinking of his kids. He's a mess.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | May 21, 2020 12:10 AM |
They had already broken up, r228. She showed up at his house unannounced drunk off her ass in the middle of the night. Who wouldn't be livid and try to get that person out of there?
by Anonymous | reply 230 | May 21, 2020 12:19 AM |
[Quote] They had already broken up
But...
[Quote] When Phillippe saw Hewitt socializing with various people at the party, some of them men, she said, he stormed out.
If he wasn't at a party, that would be easy to prove...
by Anonymous | reply 231 | May 21, 2020 12:21 AM |
You've never had drama with an ex r231? This shit happens all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | May 21, 2020 12:27 AM |
FAT and ugly
by Anonymous | reply 233 | May 21, 2020 12:32 AM |
[Quote] You've never had drama with an ex [R231]? This shit happens all the time.
You're putting the focus on me?
by Anonymous | reply 234 | May 21, 2020 12:38 AM |
R221 sometimes beards object to being thrown off the gravy train. Blackmail ensues. Gay stars likely fake a lot of very unsavory stuff to hide their sexuality. Ie getting maid pregnant. Look at Justin Bieber and his scripted relationships.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | May 21, 2020 3:12 AM |
[quote]Ryan is very nice, on the short side, but a good looking guy. He's more of an introvert and has struggled with depression.
I believe that. I just don't think Reese Witherspoon, who comes off as a major control freak, would have ever let their kids be around him when they were growing up or the youngest now (alone) if he was a violent person or a drug addict who did every drug in the book with a drinking a problem as the model said.
He has admitted to smoking marijuana but it's not illegal.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | May 21, 2020 8:36 AM |
I always got the sense Cruel Intentions was a flipped version of reality. In it, Ryan’s character was the conniving manipulator who preyed upon innocent Reese’s character. Back in the real world, it seems pretty obvious that Reese was the predator who wanted dat dick and took the opportunity to cook up some pretty blond-locked babies while she was getting it. Ryan was just literally young, dumb and full of baby batter. Now he’s middle aged, dumb and...let’s say half full instead of half empty!
by Anonymous | reply 237 | May 21, 2020 10:01 AM |
I assume the beard is to hide the burgeoning double chin.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | May 21, 2020 3:56 PM |
Is this how to pose with your son? It's looks like a fan pic.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | May 21, 2020 4:00 PM |
Who is that?
by Anonymous | reply 243 | May 21, 2020 5:23 PM |
Cumberbatch?
by Anonymous | reply 244 | May 21, 2020 6:00 PM |
Damon
by Anonymous | reply 245 | May 21, 2020 11:39 PM |
R242 is Eric Mabius.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | May 21, 2020 11:42 PM |
He had the top half of Benedict Cumberbatch's face installed.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | May 21, 2020 11:48 PM |
Oh Eric. Me loved you long time...ago.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | May 22, 2020 12:16 AM |
I'm so sad Ryan and Reese broke up. They were such a puuurrrtty couple.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | May 22, 2020 12:21 AM |
It's probably for the best that kids were raised by Reese and that Ryan was a weekend dad or whatever.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | May 22, 2020 12:24 AM |
Ryan has a new series on ABC:
[quote]Here are also a couple of new series orders. First, Big Sky, from veteran TV showrunner David E. Kelley (The Practice), a private detective series based on the series of books by C.J. Box starring Katheryn Winnick, Kylie Bunbury and Ryan Phillippe. "Two sisters who have been kidnapped by a truck driver on a remote highway in Montana. But when they discover that these are not the only girls who have disappeared in the area, they must race against the clock to stop the killer before another woman is taken."
by Anonymous | reply 252 | May 22, 2020 1:01 AM |
He could turn out to be a William Shatner, with a long career that is more than the sum of his ability.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | May 22, 2020 1:24 AM |
If Ryan cuts an album of spoken word covers, what would some of the tracklist be?
by Anonymous | reply 254 | May 22, 2020 1:29 AM |
William Shatner can deliver a good comic performance. Sometimes it's even intentional.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | May 22, 2020 1:52 AM |
I wish the poster who had a MMF threesome with Ryan would come back.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | May 22, 2020 1:54 AM |
I bet his ass is still a honey to fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | May 25, 2020 2:27 AM |
but .. but ..
those arms are attached to the rest of him
by Anonymous | reply 260 | May 25, 2020 2:31 AM |