Woman killed by alligator after doing client's nails during lockdown in South Carolina

She was wrong to defy lock down but I'm sorry for her. It doesn't say if the alligator ate any of her?

They are fearsome, ugly fuckers who should be rendered extinct. Along with their hideous cousin, the crocodile!

Nature wants us to stay indoors

Along the banks of Nile Lies the deceitful crocodile.

“Hehehe, I don’t look like a deer!” Darwin Award nominee?

I feel sorry for the alligator. Human stupidity cost him his life.

[quote] Covert saw the alligator when she was doing Howell's nails on the porch and when she was finished, she left the porch to take pictures.

[quote] Howell said she screamed to Covert that the alligator had grabbed a deer from that spot and Covert replied "I don't look like a deer" and tried to touch the animal. The alligator grabbed Covert by the leg and started to pull her into the water.

What a dumb cunt.

The article says she came over to do the woman's nails and have' a glass of wine', which probably meant at least half a bottle. So the old boozebag staggers out onto the patio and then:

1. She goes to take pictures of the alligator. Couldn't wait to put it on your 'gram, could ya, hon?

2. She reaches out to touch the alligator. Who the fuck does that??

I'm Team Alligator

We've already discussed this elsewhere OP. Do keep up.

She brought a glass of wine with her to do a client's nails and was "acting strangely"? Don't manicure while high/drunk is the moral of this story.

[quote] Her death has been ruled an accident, according to paralegal and public information officer Karli Maratea.

It was not an accident. It was a deliberate act of political protest.

Was she nuts before this? Was this behavior out of nowhere or was she always weird? People are acting out all over these days

Old lady marinated in white wine! Yum!

I suppose there's worse ways to go than having your pussy eaten.

Is there no code of ethics for manicurists requiring them not to drink while at work?

Bullshit, alligators don't act like that.

That bitch's client killed her and fed her to the alligator.

See you later, alligator!

My tears will be crocodile.

She had it coming!

I could see this worked into a future Claws episode next season.

If geniuses aren't safe then none of us are.

Mmmhmm

R6, that’s such scathing bitchiness. I love it! It was hilarious.

What a dumb, drunk bitch. Gators rarely attack people unless provoked. They are usually only aggressive during mating and nesting season. I've lived near gators for many of my adult years and had no problem. Just give them a wide berth.

Have we reached the point of the pandemic where the animals start fighting back, knowing we are in a weaken state, for their own world domination?

I'm so sad that the client wasn't killed too. These fucking bastards are going to keep this virus going forever!

This didn't happen in Florida?

Yum

[quote] Barbara Howell said Covert came to her home to do her nails with a glass of wine and was "acting strange,"

[quote] Covert saw the alligator when she was doing Howell's nails on the porch and when she was finished, she left the porch to take pictures.

She died because she was a drunken fool.

Tick tock.

Someone desperately needed a French tip.

It would be interesting to know the world-wide number of "instagram deaths" since the app's debut.

I'm just thankful that she died AFTER she finished my nails. I wouldn't have been able to get an appointment with another for several days.

R24 - My grandmother lives in the Sea Islands of South Carolina. The geography of that area is a huge coastal swamp. So there are a lot of gators. But also great seafood catches as well. Alligator attacks are extremely rare. What the idiot woman probably did was go up to the alligator and take a picture. Then the gator attacked.

Do alligators prey on outdoor cats and dogs? I'm thinking they're probably not fast enough to catch them, unlike coyotes.

This never would've happened if she'd just gone to Madge.

R32 - The alligator has to see you and then you have to be in front of their mouths. That's how they attack.

At 58 she has undoubtedly bred already and passed those deplorable genes on, such a pity. At least there's one less Trumper.

Is the alligator a Datalounger? He sounds like one of us, ripping a boozy old frau to shreds.

[quote] Do alligators prey on outdoor cats and dogs? I'm thinking they're probably not fast enough to catch them, unlike coyotes.

You thought wrong. Alligators are amazingly fast on land, at least for short distances. They're incredibly sneaky though. They'll wait underwater near the shoreline waiting for an animal (including a pet cat or dog) to come up and get a drink and in one fell swoop they're out of the water with the animal in their mouth. They then drag the animal underwater and hold it there until it drowns, then they eat it.