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In your opinion, what is the funniest celebrity scandal ever?

A couple come to mind for me:

Paul Reubens' arrest in 1991

Ariana Grande licking donuts in a donut shop a few years ago.

by Anonymousreply 31105/24/2020

Milli Vanilli getting busted for lip syncing all of their hits.

by Anonymousreply 105/07/2020

Mark Salling's post Glee misadventures.

by Anonymousreply 205/07/2020

Eddie Murphy getting caught with a transvestite.

by Anonymousreply 305/07/2020

Hugh Grant getting arrested for soliciting a prostitute.

by Anonymousreply 405/07/2020

Bill Clinton getting a bj and playing hide-the-cigar in the Oval Office.

by Anonymousreply 505/07/2020

Schwartzenegger banging the homely help.

by Anonymousreply 605/07/2020

Miss hot dog makes her lose control getting knocked up by Lucy’s underage son and Lucy hating her fucking guts.

by Anonymousreply 705/07/2020

Bill Cosby drugging and raping all those stupid women! hahaha SO hilarious!! I laughed for days...

(am I not getting the point of this thread?, or is it as stupid as I think it is?)

by Anonymousreply 805/07/2020

R7, huh?

by Anonymousreply 905/07/2020

Sinead O'Connor ripping up the Pope's picture on Saturday Night Live to protest sexual abuse in the Church.

And somehow SHE'S the villain.

by Anonymousreply 1005/07/2020

Lucy wanted to hire a hit man to take care of P.D., but Gary talked her out of it.

by Anonymousreply 1105/07/2020

OJ Simpson robs a man--at gunpoint--of (OJ-related) sports memorabilia in a hotel room in Las Vegas.

by Anonymousreply 1205/07/2020

R11, who is Lucy? Who is P.D.? Who is Gary?

by Anonymousreply 1305/07/2020

An LA video rental store employee reports a robbery and tells the police that the assailant looked like Kimberly on Diff'rent Strokes.

by Anonymousreply 1405/07/2020

R13 Gurl aren’t you an ancient gay? Who else could Lucy be. The Lucy!

by Anonymousreply 1505/07/2020

A leaked telephone conversation recording features Prince Charles wishing that he was his mistress' tampon.

by Anonymousreply 1605/07/2020

R13, I'm assuming you mean Lucille Ball. Then who would Gary and PD be?

by Anonymousreply 1705/07/2020


Ball. Patty Duke. Lucy's last, henpecked husband.

by Anonymousreply 1805/07/2020

America loses their shit over Janet's nipple.

by Anonymousreply 1905/07/2020

R14 Okay, THAT was funny!

by Anonymousreply 2005/07/2020

Britney shaving her head and going insane hillbilly style and hitting a paparazzi’s car with an umbrella.

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Kevin Sessums being humiliated by Tina Brown, turning to meth, and having Oprah say she hated his 2nd book. A real knee slapper!

by Anonymousreply 2205/08/2020

Not exactly a scandal, but Rick Santorum and the new definition of his last name was particularly enjoyable.

by Anonymousreply 2305/08/2020

Kevin Spacey rubbing his dick on anything with a cock and a pulse.

by Anonymousreply 2405/08/2020

Kanye & Tay Tay

by Anonymousreply 2505/08/2020

The missing governor Mark Sanford

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Carlos Danger

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by Anonymousreply 2705/08/2020

We have a winner with Carlos Danger!

by Anonymousreply 2805/08/2020

Actual funniest? Reese Witherspoon's temper tantrum during her DUI arrest.

Kid Rock getting into a fight in a Waffle House.

by Anonymousreply 2905/08/2020

Kevin Spacey "getting mugged while walking his dog" in a cruising park at 3 in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 3005/08/2020

That whole James Charles, Jeffree Star, female makeup Youtuber scandal from last year was quite entertaining as it unfolded and provide many hours and days of over the top soap opera style escape for a while.

by Anonymousreply 3105/08/2020

R31 This thread is about legit actual “celebrities”

by Anonymousreply 3205/08/2020

It's a tie . . .

When Frank Gifford hooked up with the airline stewardess in a hotel room, unaware that she was working with Globe Magazine who published their encounter.


When a tabloid exposed the fact that Kathie Lee's clothing line was being manufactured in sweatshops.

by Anonymousreply 3305/08/2020

This was funny, the fishnets and the dollar store wig.

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by Anonymousreply 3405/08/2020

David Hasselhoff eating a hamburger off the floor while clearly drunk. And Hulk Hogan's sex tape.

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by Anonymousreply 3505/08/2020

Senator David Vitter's diaper fetish.

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by Anonymousreply 3605/08/2020

When Hugh Grant was arrested while cheating on Elisabeth Hurley in June 1995 with a prostitute named Divine Brown

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by Anonymousreply 3705/08/2020

winona's free shopping spree at barney's. this was the first celeb gossip reported in the mainstream press after nine one one.

by Anonymousreply 3805/08/2020

Orlando Bloom naked pics were funny

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by Anonymousreply 3905/08/2020

R39 More yummy than funny.

by Anonymousreply 4005/08/2020

R40 that one was yummy

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Paula Poundstone and the teenage girl

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by Anonymousreply 4305/08/2020

I nearly fell out of my chair laughing hearing the details of Bill O'Reilly's initial sexual harassment cases, which began many years ago. The infantile descriptions, and the loofa sponge/"falafel thing," and the choking. The man is completely sexually repressed!

by Anonymousreply 4405/08/2020

Prince Charles saying he wanted to be Camilla Parker Bowles' "tampon."

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by Anonymousreply 4605/08/2020

Wilbur Mills and Fanne Foxe.

by Anonymousreply 4705/08/2020

The entire Zsa Zsa Gabor cop slapping incident. She played it to the hilt. Appearing on talk shows, news magazines. Then she had the trial and every day it became weirder and weirder climaxing with her 200 year old mother appearing.

by Anonymousreply 4805/08/2020

[quote]Paula Poundstone and the teenage girl

Okay, but what exactly happened there? Someone I once worked with swore that it was Poundstone driving drunk with some of her kids in the car, including the girl, when she started telling really awful X-rated jokes. I know that the charges of being lewd with an underage girl were dropped.

by Anonymousreply 4905/08/2020

When that BUTLESS LIVER LIPPED LIZARD Mick Jagger was caught in bed with that intersexed pop star David Bowie.

by Anonymousreply 5005/08/2020

R49, Poundstone lost everything. The rumor around the neighborhood was that she was showing the girl how to use feminine products and was reported for it.

by Anonymousreply 5105/08/2020

Chris Burrous's death at the Glendale Days Inn.

The Andrew Gillum meth orgy..

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I had a quite a laugh at watching Basement Baby Solange Knowles beating up on Jay Z’s camel looking ass.

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Closet case Eddie Murphy getting busted with a tranny whore.

by Anonymousreply 5505/08/2020

R7 and 11 Patty Duke had a steamy couple of weeks with Desi Arzez Jr. Gor a long time he was thought to be the biological dad of one of her sons. I think Sean. She always claimed that John Astin was the bio dad, but no one believed it. Not even Sean and Desi who became very close. They remain close even though DNA has now shown the bio dad to be Michael Tell to whom Patty was married to for about a month. Sean is actually close now to all three of his dads.

by Anonymousreply 5605/08/2020

Lorde's innocent mistake on Instagram. A picture of a bathtub with the caption saying "And iiii will always love you" (which shocked quite a lot of people considering the way Whitney Houston died). But she genuinely didn't think anything of it besides enjoying a nice, hot relaxing bath.

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by Anonymousreply 5705/08/2020

[quote]who is Lucy? Who is P.D.? Who is Gary?

Who is r13?

by Anonymousreply 5805/08/2020

the unwinding of this story . . .

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That time, on her show, when Jessica Simpson was confused by a can of Chicken of the Sea

by Anonymousreply 6005/08/2020

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.[...]

Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket.

It wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for.

by Anonymousreply 6105/08/2020

Anything Faye Dunaway-related: her throwing a cup of piss at Roman Polanski, her getting fired from Tea at Five after terrorizing the crew, her hotel meltdown after getting a room for the disabled, her crazy voicemail... Also her feud with Hillary Duff. It was pretty tame as far as celebrity feuds go but just the sheer thought of this old school Hollywood diva trading insults through the media with a Millennial Disney pop star was bizarrely hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 6205/08/2020

And how could I possibly forget her pronouncing the wrong Best Picture winner at the Oscars, for the first time in history. That woman is like a walking disaster.

by Anonymousreply 6305/08/2020

Drunk Reese Witherspoon getting pulled over and screaming at the officer like an entitled frau.....”DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!”........

by Anonymousreply 6405/08/2020

What about Faye’s “little homosexual boy” comment?

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Respected director Lee Tamahori getting picked up by LA police for solicitation while dressed as a tranny hooker, and claiming it was "reasearch" for a film project. He'd offered the cop a blow job; no info on the price.

by Anonymousreply 6605/08/2020

R1 That would be funnier if one of them didn't kill himself a few years later.

by Anonymousreply 6705/08/2020

This doesn't classify as "celebrity" per se, but the Rachel Dolezal kerfuffle was extremely hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 6805/08/2020

The crash and burn of SussexRoyal!

That one was weeks of pure hilarity, with absolutely no icky or disturbing downside. Just two spoiled twerps being put in their place.

by Anonymousreply 6905/08/2020

The Outings of Andrew Sullivan trolling for bareback loads (which given us the great Milky Loads tagline) and Cockgobbler Aaron Schock.

by Anonymousreply 7005/08/2020

Sorry, (which GAVE us the great Milky Loads tagline)

by Anonymousreply 7105/08/2020

Micheal Douglas caught each neurosis of the week

by Anonymousreply 7205/08/2020

I agree with R28's assessment of R27. It inspired one of the greatest New York Post headlines of all time:

Weiner Exposed!

by Anonymousreply 7305/08/2020

Honorable Mention to the Reese Witherspoon choice, and I still think The manager of the Vegas Video rental store calling 911 and reporting "I think the girl from Different Strokes just robbed me at gunpoint".

I think a recording or the call does or used to exist,, but I did a search and couldn't find one.

by Anonymousreply 7405/08/2020

R3, yes, Eddie Murphy getting caught soliciting and picking up a transvestite.

But the fun was ruined when "someone" had her killed after the story.

I can't imagine who that "someone" was.

Can you?

by Anonymousreply 7505/08/2020

Not a big celebrity but the Chris Burrous meth hotel party. The threads here on it were hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 7605/08/2020

Just goes to show you how embarrassing these things are at the time for the people involved, but most of us forgot about them until reminded.

by Anonymousreply 7705/08/2020

R75 Eddie’s dead “girl”

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Would Star Jones' departure from The View count as scandal? How about the article about her fiancé's bachelor party?

by Anonymousreply 7905/08/2020

Michael Douglas when he said Catherine Zeta-Jones minge gave him cancer.

by Anonymousreply 8005/08/2020

The cover of the Boston Herald with the headline (superimposed on this photo) "Just Fu*ked Julian Edelman"

(Funny - but it didn't hurt his career. If anything, it boosted it.)

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Rosie O'Donnell isn't the queen of nice after all! "That's what happens to liars. Liars get cancer."

by Anonymousreply 8205/08/2020

I don't know if scandal is the right word but I laughed at the fiasco that ensued when Warren and Faye read the wrong name at the Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 8305/08/2020

R83 Truly one of the greatest Oscar Moments! EVER !!

by Anonymousreply 8405/08/2020

R80 technically he didn't say it was czj s minge. He dated notorious right wing hack Maureen Dowd right before marrying Jones. Just sayin. But yes,it was hilarious, particularly his desperate attempts to backtrack.

by Anonymousreply 8505/08/2020

R85 = CZJ

by Anonymousreply 8605/08/2020

This thread gave me a surprising number of laughs. Carlos Danger is my favorite.

by Anonymousreply 8705/08/2020

When so many people were triggered that Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett because they thought he was so ugly.

by Anonymousreply 8805/08/2020

The Pat O'Brien voicemails were pretty funny. He repeatedly called a woman, drunkenly telling her how fucking hot she was. Asked her to join him and his girlfriend to pick up a hooker and score some coke, and many other embarrassing requests. O'Brien's publicist called the Howard Stern Show to ask them to stop playing the voicemails, even though every media outlet was running the story. This request just inspired them to play the hilarious voicemails even more.

by Anonymousreply 8905/08/2020

Jake Gyllenhaal flipping out and attempting to sue Queerty over a leaked photo of him in his underwear mimicking a Grace Jones album cover.

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Yes, R7, you totally missed the point.

by Anonymousreply 9105/08/2020

Alec Baldwin’s voicemail to his freakishly giant 12 year old daughter was pretty funny. Even got a dig at Kim Basinger in there.

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I’m not giving you back your condo!

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by Anonymousreply 9305/08/2020

David Vitter and Carlos Danger, no question. Donald Trump as John Barron is also pretty funny.

I would LOVE to hear the stories Stormy Daniels could tell. Hopefully some day she will write a juicy book.

by Anonymousreply 9405/08/2020

I always thought Eddie had that Tyranny I hate Eddie.

by Anonymousreply 9505/08/2020

Not really a celebrity, but nothing beats the David Petraeus mess. Especially because this happened:

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A low Vera.

by Anonymousreply 9705/08/2020

Could we please have links to some of these "hilarious threads" posters keep claiming said scandals caused? Some of these celebs have too many threads to search through.

by Anonymousreply 9805/08/2020

Whitney Houston's "I'm too rich to do crack. Crack is for po' folks. Whitney rich. Crack is whack" interview with Diane Sawyer.

by Anonymousreply 9905/08/2020

Anne Heche, Celestia, Aliens

by Anonymousreply 10005/08/2020

R79 What happened at Big Gay Al's bachelor party?

by Anonymousreply 10105/08/2020

Roseanne Twitter meltdown

by Anonymousreply 10205/08/2020

Natalia Kills and her husband, WIlly Moon, randomly accusing an X-Factor contestant of "imitating" Willy Moon in a creepy, Single White Female kind of way just because he wore a suit and tie on the show. They later got fired over it.

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by Anonymousreply 10305/08/2020

R90 Damn baby, that all booty is nice, now can we see what’s packing up front, maybe like the Rolling Stones’ album cover?

by Anonymousreply 10405/08/2020

Another vote for Carlos Danger as the funniest scandal, closely followed by Bill O’Reilly’s loofa-falafel phone sex calls.

Speaking of O’Reilly, not a full-on scandal but funny and embarrassing: his meltdown. “Fucking thing sucks! We’ll do it live!”

by Anonymousreply 10505/08/2020

Oscar De la Hoya and his penchant for dressing in women's clothing. I think he is very attractive as a man, a woman not so much.

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Jon Hamm torturing and beating a fellow college student.

by Anonymousreply 10705/08/2020

Brendad Icksons fraudulent eviction. Not to mention her spending four months in a women's prison in Hawaii. She's hardcore.

Welcome to my evicted home.

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by Anonymousreply 10805/08/2020

The WAR between John Lennon and Yoko Ono's son Sean and Marisa Tomei's parents over a tree.

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by Anonymousreply 10905/08/2020

Tiger Woods sexting scandal. "No turkey unless it's a club sandwich."

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by Anonymousreply 11005/08/2020

My fellow eldergays surely must remember Wilbur Mills and Fanne Foxe.

by Anonymousreply 11105/08/2020

Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton being a Vegas call girl

by Anonymousreply 11205/08/2020

R103 Everytime I see that clip I want to punch those dumb hipster posers in the face. If you're going to be mean, at least be spot in with your bitchiness. Their criticisms made no sense whatsoever. Stupid cunts.

by Anonymousreply 11305/08/2020

One of them did, R111, upthread at R47.

Some of us can still remember something we read five minutes ago...

Here's Wilbur, backstage at the Pilgrim Theater where she, uh, performed.

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"I have a wide stance"

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Ted Haggard

by Anonymousreply 11605/08/2020

The scandal wasn't funny itself but Ambien's response to Roseanne's claim that the drug made her tweet that ill-fated tweet that cost her career was.

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Any of the televangelists getting caught having affairs or with hookers.

by Anonymousreply 11905/08/2020

Abstinence advocate Bristol Palin's out of wedlock pregnancies.

by Anonymousreply 12005/08/2020

R129 I don’t know if that’s a scandal as much as a foregone conclusion.

by Anonymousreply 12105/08/2020

R120 She was supposed to speak at Washington University in St. Louis when my sister was attending grad school there. Students got so pissed that the school cancelled her appearance. My sister couldn't stop laughing.

by Anonymousreply 12205/08/2020

Hi, I'm Aaron Schock! I'm a Trumpster who votes against gays, but that won't stop me from making out with guys at Coachella, posing for lots of skanky photos showing off my anus, and quarantining in Mexico with lots of instahos!

by Anonymousreply 12305/08/2020

Larry "Wide Stance" Craig. Politician (Idaho Republican) prosecuted for soliciting sex in a public bathroom. Blamed the alleged foot signals on his "wide stance" on the toilet.

Adding on to R115's post.

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Lori Loughlin and a bunch of other rich assholes making shit up to get their kids into college. The funniest part was when they'd photoshop pictures of their unathletic kids' faces onto the bodies of actual athletes

by Anonymousreply 12505/08/2020

Nikki Blonsky getting into that brawl with that ANTM girl and ruining her whole career. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 12605/08/2020

Paris Hilton violated her probation and ended up being sentenced to jail. Here she is, being transported to jail in a police car. IMO, she had tons of chances to stay out of jail. I thought the crying face was funny. What a dumb ass.

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Aren’t there interesting Hayden Panatere stories?

by Anonymousreply 12805/08/2020

Daniel Day-Lewis dumping Isabelle Adjani, who was pregnant with their kid, by fax.

by Anonymousreply 12905/08/2020

"Oprah does not DO stairs!" made me laugh really hard.

by Anonymousreply 13005/08/2020

Poor Mama Cass choking on a a ham sandwich.

by Anonymousreply 13105/08/2020

Seeing celebrities in quarantine completely losing it. Madonna, January Jones. Mean bitches getting karma. Wonder Woman destroying a John Lennon song. Gambling addict Ben Affleck having a B- celebrity poker game to save us. Seeing SNL sink even further high school online show. Poor pedophile Kevin Spacey saying what he is experiencing is worse than the virus. So much crap.

by Anonymousreply 13205/08/2020

Not quite a “scandal,” but Fabio getting smacked by a goose on a roller coaster will never not be funny. RIP to the goose.

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r133 Not to mention when he and George Clooney almost got into a fist fight at a restaurant.

by Anonymousreply 13405/08/2020

As soon as i heard Jussie Smollett went to the police with a noose made of STRING around his neck, I knew it had to be a hoax.

by Anonymousreply 13505/08/2020

When Britney Spears' mom announced she was writing a book about how to raise good kids in the spotlight...and then her younger daughter got pregnant at 16 years of age.

by Anonymousreply 13605/08/2020

Immensely popular silent film star Fatty Arbuckle had his career ruined when he was falsely accused of killing a patty girl by raping her with a coke bottle, causing internal injuries. He was eventually cleared by the legal system but he was still ruined.

The funny part: he eventually returned successfully to the business as a director, using the pseudonym "Will B. Good."

by Anonymousreply 13705/08/2020

^ "party girl" not "patty girl." Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 13805/08/2020

apparently we have very different opinion on what is considered "funny", some of the scandals mentioned are just awful, I don't know how someone could find the fun in the suicide or the killing.

by Anonymousreply 13905/08/2020

R139 I have to agree....some of this shit is tragic and not a bit funny.

by Anonymousreply 14005/08/2020

Star Jones lying about her gastric bypass, saying it was all due to diet and exercise.

by Anonymousreply 14105/08/2020

Talk show host Morton Downey Jr. insisting he had been attacked in an airport bathroom by neo-Nazi skinheads who he said drew a swastika on his face with a Magic Marker and then tried to shave his head.

The story made no sense (why would they want to shave his head?), they couldn't find the skinheads, and no one in the airport had seen them, and the swastika was drawn backwards.... as if he had drawn it on himself in a mirror....

by Anonymousreply 14205/08/2020

R128 I would say depressing instead of interesting.

by Anonymousreply 14305/08/2020

Orlando Bloom bitchslapping Justin Bieber over Bieber hitting on Miranda Kerr, Orlando's wife at the time.

by Anonymousreply 14405/08/2020

R144 and then Orlando hooked up with Selena.

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Dan Rather getting mugged, and REM making a hit song out of it, What’s the Frequency Kenneth.

by Anonymousreply 14605/09/2020

R37 You are Divine!

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[quote] Lori Loughlin and a bunch of other rich assholes making shit up to get their kids into college. The funniest part was when they'd photoshop pictures of their unathletic kids' faces onto the bodies of actual athletes

What is so funny about this is that the other big name, Felicity Huffman, did everything right. She showed up ragged and remorseful at court. Her kids kept their heads down and seemed like they did good at school not needing their parents' intrusion after all. Felicity accepts the brief prison sentence, makes no fuss and keeps her head down. She doesn't give the media much to go with other than the possibility of a great, well deserved comeback.

And there is Lifetime icon Loughlin. Dressed up to the nines, defiant. The kids being utter social media nightmares. The husband is even worse. Report after report of the family doing anything but being remorseful.

by Anonymousreply 14805/09/2020

Lionel Richie's then-wife, Brenda Richie, beating his and his mistress's asses after catching them together.

by Anonymousreply 14905/09/2020

r149, reminded me of this great epic drama.

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Yes, R111. Yes, we do.

by Anonymousreply 15105/09/2020

^^^ And thank you for your support, R114.

by Anonymousreply 15205/09/2020

[quote]Mark Salling's post Glee misadventures.

Not funny.

by Anonymousreply 15305/09/2020

Chris Crocker's "leave Brittany alone" video.

by Anonymousreply 15405/09/2020

Former Idaho Republican U.S. Senator, Larry Craig, with the "wide stance" explanation, after being arrested in the Minneapolis Airport men's room.

by Anonymousreply 15505/09/2020

Ashlee Simpson 's doofy hoedown on SNL after she was caught lip synching when someone in her camp played the wrong backing track.

by Anonymousreply 15605/09/2020

Fergie's butchery of the National Anthem, the players trying as hard as they can to hold in their laughter.

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by Anonymousreply 15705/09/2020

Doesn’t anybody read the fucking threads before they post their bullshit?

Looking at you, r155.

by Anonymousreply 15805/09/2020

R156, and worse, at the very end of the show, during the "Goodbyes", she blamed her drummer for the mishap!

by Anonymousreply 15905/09/2020

There's nothing wrong with r155's post. A US senator qualifies as a celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 16005/09/2020

When Courtney Love used google map images to locate a missing plane that had crashed somewhere in the ocean. (Who needs radar technology?) She posted a screenshot which she had signed with her initials.

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When Roseanne intentionally butchered the national anthem (as a joke) while singing it at a ball game. She initially mouthed-off to people critical of her stunt, telling them to "get real" and claimed they had no sense of humor. Then later she had to formally apologize with a press conference when the backlash grew and grew. Personally, I thought it was funny.

by Anonymousreply 16205/09/2020

Almost everything Courtney Love did and said in the 90's. It was all hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 16305/09/2020

Brandon Davis calling Lindsay Lohan "Firecrotch"

What are those greasy Davis boys up to these days, anyway?

by Anonymousreply 16405/09/2020

R164, one of them died.

by Anonymousreply 16505/09/2020

[quote]one of them died.

Wow! Just a few months ago, too. How did I miss that?

For some reason I always figured Brandon would go first. Evil does tend to live longer, doesn't it?

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A pedophile getting caught and then killing himself. Hilarious R2.

by Anonymousreply 16705/09/2020

A total riot, R167!

by Anonymousreply 16805/09/2020

Bill Boner went undercover as a homeless person.

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by Anonymousreply 16905/09/2020

Yes, R160, but did we need four separate posts to remind us of it?

by Anonymousreply 17005/09/2020

Are the "proper taste" police even aware of the website they're posting on?

by Anonymousreply 17105/09/2020

Julie Roberts and her "A Low Vera" shirt while banging Vera's husband.

by Anonymousreply 17205/09/2020

Yes, r158 was calling out r155 for not reading the thread before posting to it, not because he posted about a politician.

by Anonymousreply 17305/09/2020

Simmer down, ladies.

by Anonymousreply 17405/09/2020

R44 I read somewhere that Leonardo DiCaprio was actually at the same club where that all went down and bought Orlando a drink afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 17505/09/2020

Miranda Kerr creeps the shit out of me. She's another fetus face. So many models of the late 2000s had this infantile look. I miss the 90s when models still had the faces of adults. But yes, the dispute between Bloom and Bieber was quite funny.

by Anonymousreply 17605/09/2020

R176 I agree. I know DL is filled with guys who claim to be "50, but look 12" but I find it freaky when people actually look like that.

by Anonymousreply 17705/09/2020

Geraldo Rivera putting poppers under Bette Midlers nose and pushing her into her bath tub.

by Anonymousreply 17805/09/2020

Courtney Love is always a riot

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The funniest memory I have of the Carlos Danger scandal is that Jon Oliver was filling in for Jon Stewart on The Daily Show at the time (Jon was doing a movie) and John Oliver had a Carlos Danger DANCE that he did each time he did a segment on Anthony Weiner, lol.

by Anonymousreply 18005/09/2020

In addition to calling her "fire crotch," Brandon Davis also said:

[quote] "I think [Lohan] is worth about $7 million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting," he said. "She lives in a motel." ... As Davis talked, [Paris] Hilton pretended to be on her cell phone.

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Sexual imbroglios on the Tallahassee Trail.

by Anonymousreply 18205/09/2020

Oh! Forgot Kellyanne Cuntway and "The Bowling Green Massacre!"

by Anonymousreply 18305/09/2020

r172 r97 Ahem.

by Anonymousreply 18405/09/2020

Trump’s West Wing being infiltrated by the Coronavirus whole Trump attempts to downplay the pandemic’s fortitude.

by Anonymousreply 18505/09/2020

*while not whole

by Anonymousreply 18605/09/2020

For some bizarre reason I watched a couple of seasons of the Australian Big Brother, even though I hated the American version.

The very first episode I watched was on an eviction night, where the evicted contestant claimed the show was edited to make it look like he was flirting with the openly gay contestant. At which point, the smiley host, Gretchen Something or Other, more or less ate him alive, figuratively speaking. It was a real fire breathing situation and the contestant pretty much froze in terror. As the rest of the sequestered houseguests were evicted, none of them knew about the interview, and they all came out joking and relaxed for their interviews.

The Australian media talked about this for weeks.

The following year, however, every evicted contestant, approached their exit interview with obvious terror and immediately began their interviews by telling Gretchen how especially beautiful she looked that night. Those exit interviews with Gretchen were never the same again.

Meanwhile, that first year, there were plenty of scandals at the Big Brother House, including when two males housemates sexually assaulted a sleeping female housemate.

The guys were such idiots, the looked completely perplexed as to why they were being evicted and why they were made to apologize.

Up until then they had a "Bit Brother After Dark" type show, which was cancelled for the next season.

by Anonymousreply 18705/09/2020

A drunken Countess Luann barging into a hotel room that wasn't hers, getting arrested, freeing herself from her cuffs, and assaulting a cop.

by Anonymousreply 18805/09/2020

Ellen and Iggy

by Anonymousreply 18905/09/2020

The Governor of NC and the Appalachian Trail.

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I forgot his name, but there was a closet case politician who had a bunch of nudes leak (including close-ups of his anus) and he claimed he was just "documenting his weight loss". That was one of the dumbest "I'm not gay" excuses I've heard

Also, professional homophobe George Rekers caught with a male prostitute. He claimed he hired the guy to "carry his bags" on a vacation they took together. LOL.

by Anonymousreply 19105/09/2020

[Quote] Up until then they had a "Bit Brother After Dark" type show, which was cancelled for the next season.

I was pissed off when they got rid of it. I don't know why they're bringing BB back.

by Anonymousreply 19205/09/2020

R187 Okay and what does that have to do with Celebrities??

by Anonymousreply 19305/09/2020

Jeremy Renner. Telling a judge he needs his child support reduced because of the virus. He is worth millions.

by Anonymousreply 19405/09/2020

[quote]The Governor of NC and the Appalachian Trail

That was Mark Sanford, the Governor of *South* Carolina.

by Anonymousreply 19505/09/2020

Richard Gere shoving a gerbil up his ass

by Anonymousreply 19605/09/2020

R92 Aust BB has got Matt from Think Tank who I got a huge crush on so can't wait for that

by Anonymousreply 19705/09/2020

Sorry R192

by Anonymousreply 19805/09/2020

Beyonce insisting she was pregnant, only she wasn't...

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Jim McGreevey and his Israeli boy toy.

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by Anonymousreply 20005/09/2020

WEHT Golan?

by Anonymousreply 20105/09/2020

R200 I remember watching his press conference. It broke into regular programming, and I had a feeling he was going to say he was gay. And he did!

by Anonymousreply 20205/09/2020

R199 Her whole first pregnancy was so weird with that deflated stomach. Blue Ivy is obviously their genetic kid though. She looks just like them..

by Anonymousreply 20305/09/2020

He teamed up with Globus R201

by Anonymousreply 20405/09/2020

The Lori Loughlin thing is a God damned delight.

by Anonymousreply 20505/09/2020

Papa Joe Simpson and the "models" he "manages"

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R203 Bey won't ott at the grammys when she was pregnant with the twins.

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Angelina's leg at the Oscars

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by Anonymousreply 20805/09/2020

I thought Angelina & Brad snubbing Ryan Seacrest on some red carpet event was the funniest Angelina related scandal.

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by Anonymousreply 20905/09/2020

‘mia farrow and her black children’

by Anonymousreply 21005/09/2020

I admit I haven't read all the posts but of what I've seen there's no mention of Dirty Don and the pee tape. Too obvious?

by Anonymousreply 21105/10/2020

The Wendy Williams drama with her husband and his mistress where it comes out that her husband used Wendy's money on his mistress. It's so delicious, because Wendy is all high almighty about other celebrities and their messy relationships on her show.

by Anonymousreply 21205/10/2020

Why in the world would Beyonce go to the Granny's looking like that? She is not married tie Kanye...the nut case.

by Anonymousreply 21305/10/2020

R213 What does it matter how Beyoncé looks to visit her grandmother and how’s that a scandal?

by Anonymousreply 21405/10/2020

R206 So is Joe Simpson now living his best gay life? Did he ever do anything with Nick?

by Anonymousreply 21505/10/2020

R208, the absolute worst part of that was when someone photoshopped Jolie with both legs sticking out, which was hilarious, but the dotty old aunts of Datalounge couldn't be convinced it was a photoshop. They insisted for days that she stuck both her legs out of slits cut into both sides of her dress and they saw it live on the red carpet themselves.

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by Anonymousreply 21605/10/2020

R215 Nick joked about Joe playing grab ass under the table.

by Anonymousreply 21705/10/2020

footsie, r217?

by Anonymousreply 21805/10/2020

Recently I thought the Prince Harry-fake Greta Thunberg phone prank was hilarious.

The staff on a movie set thought Alyssa Milano was so obnoxious that they gave her actual shit stuffed inside a hot dog to eat.

The fey pictures of young Prince George and the subsequent memes of his future as a gay king were pretty funny.

Meghan Markle writing inspirational slogans on bananas and giving them to sex workers.

by Anonymousreply 21905/10/2020

[quote] WEHT Golan?

It’s WHET.

by Anonymousreply 22005/10/2020

The chronicles of Constance Wu's rabbit shitting all over movie sets has been pretty funny.

Also this:

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by Anonymousreply 22105/10/2020

R207, It was like she was screaming "See, this pregnancy is real, I'm really pregnant this time!!"

by Anonymousreply 22205/10/2020

(R209) hilarious. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

by Anonymousreply 22305/10/2020

Megan Markle gave bananas with inspirational quotes to sex workers? What??

by Anonymousreply 22405/10/2020

R224 you are strong, brave and special!

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by Anonymousreply 22505/10/2020

Halle Barry runs over someone and instead of checking if he's ok, the first thing she does is call her agent and asks "WHAT DO I DO!?". And she's NEVER charged with anything.

by Anonymousreply 22605/10/2020

That studio head writing a letter to Lindsay Lohan regarding her behavior on the set of Georgia Rule. The letter became public and it went ALL IN on her. Accusing her of being unprofessional, late and (basically) a joke. Her mom, of course, decided to chime in and said "that's not how you should talk to a young woman, that's so mean!". Oh Dina.

by Anonymousreply 22705/10/2020

Dina Lohan getting outed as never having been a Rockette. For years, Lindsay and Dina had publicly told the press that she was a former Rockette. The organization then said "Dina has never been a Rockette. Being a Rockette is a really big deal." Who knew being a Rockette was like being Jesus?

by Anonymousreply 22805/10/2020

The bitching back on forth between Kim Cattrall and SJP because the former refused to be in another SATC movie.

by Anonymousreply 22905/10/2020

Ummmm, didn't the kid she ran over die R226. That's so hilarious, I guess?

by Anonymousreply 23005/10/2020

The kid dying isn't funny, but it's "funny" how she got away with it and we NEVER hear about it. It's never brought up, ever. And it didn't destroy her career.

by Anonymousreply 23105/10/2020

R231 are you talking about the 2000 crash? If so the other driver was okay but sued her. Halle was given 200 hours probation and fined €13,000

by Anonymousreply 23205/10/2020

R199 and R203--or anyone else who knows about these things--is there any other possible explanation for Beyoncé's apparent saggy, deflating prosthetic than the obvious? I know those are video screenshots, but, I don't know--perspective, video distortion, focal length? Has anyone ever offered one?

by Anonymousreply 23305/10/2020

My bad R232. But still...look at her playing the victim here. She is confronting Howie about how "awful" his joke was regarding her crash. She's the one who caused and fled the scene. Yet she's the victim? What a POS.

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R233 here again. I mean, aren't pregnancy prosthetics fairly firm and solid, as in, made of foam?

by Anonymousreply 23505/10/2020

[quote]I forgot his name, but there was a closet case politician who had a bunch of nudes leak (including close-ups of his anus) and he claimed he was just "documenting his weight loss". That was one of the dumbest "I'm not gay" excuses I've heard.

That was Roberto Arango, a member of the Puerto Rican Senate and vice chairman of the 2004 Bush-Cheney campaign in Puerto Rico. He was known for his anti-gay voting record and for insulting his opponents with gay slurs.

But honestly, who among us [italic]hasn't[/italic] show off the new, svelter them by presenting their about-to-prolapse coinslot while a shiny black dildo looks on?

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My bad too. I dont know why I remembered a kid dying in that accident, but clearly I was mistaken.

by Anonymousreply 23705/10/2020

R237, Watch that clip at R234 to see how deluded Halle is. She tells Howie she is so offended because he makes fun of something (the crash) that is very "painful" for her. Bitch, it's painful because you HIT SOMEONE ELSE!

by Anonymousreply 23805/10/2020

The fact that a politician with the last name "Weiner" (first name Anthony) was caught sending dick pics on multiple occasions to several people. Even after he was caught publicly the first time, he KEPT doing it. Huma let it go the first time it became public but not the second time. What a moron.

by Anonymousreply 23905/10/2020

Weiner always wins this, because he just kept that scandal going and going and going.

by Anonymousreply 24005/10/2020

[quote] Immensely popular silent film star Fatty Arbuckle had his career ruined when he was falsely accused of killing a patty girl by raping her with a coke bottle, causing internal injuries. He was eventually cleared by the legal system but he was still ruined.

That’s not what happened and Rappe wasn’t a party girl. “You Must Remember This” did a great breakdown on the story a few years back.

by Anonymousreply 24105/10/2020

R240, right? I felt sort of sorry for him the first time since I think he was well liked (even though he has a creepy sex addict face). But the second time was fucking ridiculous. Maybe he and Huma had an "arrangement" but I think she was/is a catch and honestly, what he did was fucking humiliating. It would be like if Bill Clinton kept hooking up with his interns after the Monica scandal.

by Anonymousreply 24205/10/2020

[quote] My bad too. I dont know why I remembered a kid dying in that accident, but clearly I was mistaken.

That was Rebecca Gayheart.

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Peter Cook spending thousands of dollars each month on pornography while married to Christie Brinkley.

And of course Anthony W. is God's gift to headline writers and cartoonists : his name was his destiny.

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by Anonymousreply 24405/10/2020

R236, thanks for reminding me! That guy was hilarious. It's always funny when self-hating gays get busted. Does anyone remember John Paulk?

by Anonymousreply 24505/10/2020

[quote]Halle Barry runs over someone and instead of checking if he's ok, the first thing she does is call her agent and asks "WHAT DO I DO!?". And she's NEVER charged with anything.[/quote]

[quote]Ummmm, didn't the kid she ran over die [R226]. That's so hilarious, I guess?[/quote]

[quote]The kid dying isn't funny, but it's "funny" how she got away with it and we NEVER hear about it. It's never brought up, ever. And it didn't destroy her career.[/quote]

Also see Matthew Broderick

by Anonymousreply 24605/10/2020

Yes, R245, we had a deliciously schadenfreud-y thread when he got busted in the gay bar.

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by Anonymousreply 24705/10/2020

Original article from the now-defunct [italic]Southern Voice[/italic]

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R245, I JUST read about the Broderick incident. It's amazing what these people with money will get away with. Hollywood celebs love to pretend they are so liberal but it's all surface-level bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 24905/10/2020

Not sure what being liberal is supposed to do with it. ?

by Anonymousreply 25005/10/2020

Is there a Southern Voice thread?

by Anonymousreply 25105/10/2020

Not really a scandal but the feud between Madonna and Janet Jackson was pretty funny. Madonna really did not give a shit about being a straight-up bitch to people at her peak. It's the same now but she has (somewhat) more tact about it. Madonna allegedly said that Janet smelled like Corn Nuts and Arsenio Hall has said on camera that Madonna and her dancers were making fun of Janet in their dressing room at some awards show. A Janet dancer heard this and told Janet everything. At the Oscar ceremony Madonna and MJ attended together, Madonna told MJ something like "I don't think you should work with Janet, she really isn't good enough to be working with you" or something along those lines. Can you imagine the balls for someone to tell a family member that?! Michael obviously told Janet what Madonna told him. And Janet hated Madonna from that point onwards. She publicly trashed Madonna during the Sex book era, saying stuff like "I could walk naked down the highway but would that make me an artist", "her album didn't even sell that much, they shipped it back", "it's dance music, I'll give it that, but what I'm doing has a bit more...class to it". She also told (I think) Vibe Magazine "As far as I'm concerned, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it. But if I did hate her, I'd have good reason to." And Madonna acted clueless about this in one of her dull Kurt Loder interviews. So entertaining. Aside from 50 Cent and Eminem versus Ja Rule, I don't think any music feud since then has been as funny or as interesting.

by Anonymousreply 25205/10/2020

Maybe someone needs to start a celebrities who killed someone in a car crash thread?

My nomination is Laura Bush

by Anonymousreply 25305/10/2020

Why are you looking at me, r253?

by Anonymousreply 25405/10/2020

R254 Oh god, did Bruce Jenner change his sex just to try and hide and evade being discovered that he killed someone in a car crash? That is an amazing story I want to hear.

by Anonymousreply 25505/10/2020

r255, no, the car crash was after he transitioned. Why do people make shit up?

by Anonymousreply 25605/10/2020

R253 Done

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News story about Jenner.

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No it wasn’t, r256.

by Anonymousreply 25905/10/2020

I think I could be sympathetic to Bruce Jenner if it was an issue like he was wearing a pair of brand new strappy sandal and it got caught in the gas pedal and the car surged forward. I mean being an Olympic Medal winner and all does nothing to prepare you for driving in heels for the first time in your life in your sixties.

by Anonymousreply 26005/10/2020

What's wrong with the photo that made Jake sue Queerty? lol R90

by Anonymousreply 26105/10/2020

r258, He clearly hadn't "transitioned" yet. He was growing his hair out at that point and there were rumors about it but he wasn't out yet or dressing like a woman.

by Anonymousreply 26205/10/2020

I know, r262.

Did you maybe mean to reference r256?

by Anonymousreply 26305/10/2020

No r258, just using your post because the picture you posted clearly shows he didn't transition yet. Sorry for the confusion...

by Anonymousreply 26405/10/2020

[quote]Is there a Southern Voice thread?

If you mean about John Paulk, the bar incident happened in September 2000. The current DL archive only goes back to (I think) 2005 or 2006.

by Anonymousreply 26505/10/2020

R262, yes, he did. He had already announced it.

by Anonymousreply 26605/10/2020

R266 Girls, girls is what is of issue here whether it happened before or after the official announcement or not?

by Anonymousreply 26705/10/2020

Do you have any extra cookies, Mrs. G?

by Anonymousreply 26805/10/2020

R266, look at the pics from the news article. Even if he announced he was going to, clearly he hadn’t yet.

by Anonymousreply 26905/10/2020

Ja Rule and the Fyre Festival. That man is such a joke. A terrible rapper, the butt of all jokes (thanks Chappelle!) and then this bogus Fyre Festival? He does it so himself.

by Anonymousreply 27005/10/2020

A weirdly funny detail in an otherwise sad story: When Heath Ledger's housekeeper let herself into his home and found him dead, who did she call first? 911? No...she called the Olsen twins.

by Anonymousreply 27105/10/2020

I mean, wouldn’t you, r271?

by Anonymousreply 27205/10/2020

Kelly Osborne loses weight and then calls Christina Aguilera fat. Later, Kelly gains much of the weight back.

After Kelly had started a fight on social media, and was obviously losing, her mother had to jump in to help her.

Kelly unfairly callst her Fashion Police co-host a racist because the cohost had said that a celebrity appeared to have been burning incense and patchouli. Later, when appearing on the View, Kelly asks: if Trump deports all illegal immigrants, then who will clean his toilets? One of the hispanic hosts announces that not just hispanics clean toilets. Later Kelly cries at the suggestion that what she says might have been misconstrued as racist.

by Anonymousreply 27305/10/2020

‘The pain is relentless’ : Queen guitarist Brian May hospitalized after tearing buttocks while gardening. Not a scandal, but a funny celebrity news item.

by Anonymousreply 27405/10/2020

r273, the comment was about smoking weed not "burning incense" - she was right to call it racist

by Anonymousreply 27505/10/2020

Katy Perry getting offended by celebrities inappropriately using religious iconography in their videos (allegedly the main offended was Lady Gaga in Alejandro) and said "Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke." She then "clarified" her comment by saying she wasn't SOLELY talking about Gaga. Meaning Gaga was a target, just not the only one. Who the hell is Katy Perry to talk? Didn't she pretty much style herself as a millennial version of Betty Boop? Thinking of how Katy isn't even popular anymore makes this even funnier.

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What's so funny about that, r276? People are just listing their "pet hates" at this point, not even stuff that's funny.

by Anonymousreply 27705/10/2020

It's funny because of the source. Katy Perry who routinely exposes her tits and sells herself as a sex vixen is sooooo offended by religious blasphemy. Please. I had no idea the lyrics to "I Kissed a Girl" or "California Girls" were part of Biblical scripture. If you juxtapose the text of her comment with a picture of her in one of her skimpy outfits, its at least very amusing.

by Anonymousreply 27805/10/2020

You need to learn what blasphemy means.

by Anonymousreply 27905/10/2020

It wasn't much of a scandal outside of the fanbase, but Howard Stern's pompous, know-it-all sidekick Robin Quivers got fleeced by this guy she was trying to convince everyone she was dating. He was waaaaay out of her league, and about 15 years younger. He was also an "artist", got her to throw huge amounts of money towards his work, which anyone could see were ripoffs of Basquiat and others. He also got her to fund his shady "143 Foundation". Long story short, the boytoy "betrayed" Robin by secretly hooking up with her assistant.

by Anonymousreply 28005/10/2020

Christian Bale screaming at the lighting guy on Terminator.

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R281 I prefer the remix.

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R278 Wait, isn’t the funny part that in the end she relentlessly went after a bunch of octogenarian nuns trying to steal their prime real estate property from them for her own Hollywood mansion?

by Anonymousreply 28305/10/2020

R271 that's because the house he stayed was Olsens', not his, the housekeeper theirs too. There's nothing fishy here, before his death, the paparazzi already reported one of the Olsens loaned him the place to stay, the sisters are really rich.

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Janet exposing her dirty pillow

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Fred Willard, pulling a Paul Reubens (and his pud) in a dirty movie theater in LA.

by Anonymousreply 28605/10/2020

R286, he was the last one I'd have expected it from. His career didn't suffer much for it, though.

by Anonymousreply 28705/10/2020

Mel Gibson's "sugar tits" incident. It was hilarious mixed with schadenfreude.

by Anonymousreply 28805/10/2020

Laurie Anderson getting trapped in a hyperbaric chamber at a health spa in Chelsea.

Perfect (and I'm a fan).

by Anonymousreply 28905/11/2020

This could just be an apocryphal tale, but a gay news presenter in New Zealand named Peter Sinclair was admitted to ER with a flashlight lodged up his ass.

by Anonymousreply 29005/11/2020

R288 lol, yes. And when Rocky Gervais asked him what sugartits was. Mel did not think it was funny.

by Anonymousreply 29105/11/2020

Trust-fundie PR hack Elizabeth Grubman intentionally ramming her father's Mercedes into a crowd of people at a restaurant in the Hamptons, while drunk, and injuring 16 people. What prompted her angry outburst was a security officer asking her to move her car into another lane.

She was treated graciously by local police and received the best legal representation money could buy, reducing her possible eight year sentence to something like 30 days.

by Anonymousreply 29205/11/2020

R292 She's not a celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 29305/11/2020

R293 No, but Gawker quickly turned her into one by mocking her daily for months during the ordeal (this was during Gawker's heyday).

by Anonymousreply 29405/11/2020

R7 Disgusting what she did to that boy

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I would say Lizzie G. was an NYC celeb in the 00s for sure. She had the face of a Sun damaged pug.

by Anonymousreply 29605/11/2020

When Jared Padalecki took to Twitter to call Philip Seymour Hoffman's death "stupid"!

[quote]"'Sad' isn't the word I'd use to describe a 46-year-old man throwing his life away to drugs 'Senseless' is more like it. 'Stupid.'"

Digging his hole even deeper:

[quote]"I didnt mean PSH is stupid or that addiction isnt a reality. I simply meant I have a different definition of 'tragedy.' When I think 'tragedy,' I think of St Judes, of genocide, of articles I read in the paper. But, yes, either way, a death, is sad."

by Anonymousreply 29705/11/2020

When Tara Reid's boob fell out in front of the paparazzi, and her yelling at them for not telling her.

by Anonymousreply 29805/11/2020

R297 I would say that's more tacky than funny. The way he goes after people who work in the service industry is borderline psychotic.

by Anonymousreply 29905/11/2020

Those bizarre red carpet photos of Joan Van Ark with bad plastic surgery and even worse make-up.

by Anonymousreply 30005/11/2020

r299: If r297 can be called "tacky" what about r292?

Does that qualify as funny?

by Anonymousreply 30105/11/2020

The many misadventures of Courtney Love! Including, but not limited to:

- Being photographed with a homeless man suckling at her teat.

- Stealing lipstick from Sofia Coppola’s bedroom at her 16th birthday party and then decades later, leaving one for her at the reception of the Mercer Hotel to restore the karma.

- Getting into hot water for suggesting that the Jonas Bros “need some cock, some pussy”.

- Being carried away on a gurney on her 40th birthday and taken to Bellevue.

- Punching Kathleen Hanna (of Bikini Kill) in the face.

- Getting embroiled in the first ever Twitter-based libel court case in US history.

- Slashing the tyres on Fred Durst (from Limp Bizkit)’s tour bus at a festival because he was sleeping with underage girls.

- Trying to locate the missing MH370 flight an inadvertently discovering a significant oil spill in the ocean.

- Possibly being the long-lost granddaughter of Marlon Brando.

- Getting dropped by CAA for exposing Harvey Weinstein 15 years before the news came out.

- Interrupting Madonna’s interview on MTV by throwing a shoe and makeup compact at her. “Oh i’m sorry were you guys talking about astrophysics or something?” The first few seconds where Madonna just looks confused and terrified are hysterical.

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R302 I love in the beginning when Madonna says almost under her breath, "Please don't."

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Jonathan Rhys-Meyers being banned for LIFE from United's Red Carpet Clubs in 2010 for trying to take on the club staff, shitfaced, at 7 am as he "pounded down vodkas."

This incident followed two previous [italics]contretemps[/italics] in airport lounges (Paris in 2009 and Dublin in 2008) and preceded a second set-to at the Dublin airport in 2017.

The skies (or rather, the boarding areas) aren't that friendly when Jonathan's getting ready to fly.

by Anonymousreply 30405/11/2020

I feel sorry for Jonathan, all his embarrassing behaviour is down to his alcohol addiction.

by Anonymousreply 30505/11/2020

R303 She looks mortified. Courtney comes over to shake her hand and she keeps leaning back as if she's about to be attacked (I don't blame her). Also one of the funniest parts:

Courtney - 'I love the hospital: nice clothes, good money and-'

Madonna - 'and a lot of available drugs'

by Anonymousreply 30605/11/2020

r302, I remember that. I was laughing my ass off when I saw it.

by Anonymousreply 30705/11/2020

Charlie Sheen once believed that the Japanese Guinea Pig series was all real and contacted the FBI.

by Anonymousreply 30805/21/2020

Has anyone mentioned Keith Richard falling off a coconut tree?

by Anonymousreply 30905/24/2020

R155 r160 The TV anchors & pundits trying to explain the details of what Larry Craig did. They were trying to maintain serious faces and commentaries while attempting to avoid speaking too graphically. Some held back busting into laughter; others were looking uncomfortable with the subject matter.

by Anonymousreply 31005/24/2020

Kellyanne flashing the beaver to black college administrators.

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