A couple come to mind for me:
Paul Reubens' arrest in 1991
Ariana Grande licking donuts in a donut shop a few years ago.
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A couple come to mind for me:
Paul Reubens' arrest in 1991
Ariana Grande licking donuts in a donut shop a few years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 311||05/24/2020|
Milli Vanilli getting busted for lip syncing all of their hits.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/07/2020|
Mark Salling's post Glee misadventures.
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Eddie Murphy getting caught with a transvestite.
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Hugh Grant getting arrested for soliciting a prostitute.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/07/2020|
Bill Clinton getting a bj and playing hide-the-cigar in the Oval Office.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/07/2020|
Schwartzenegger banging the homely help.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/07/2020|
Miss hot dog makes her lose control getting knocked up by Lucy’s underage son and Lucy hating her fucking guts.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/07/2020|
Bill Cosby drugging and raping all those stupid women! hahaha SO hilarious!! I laughed for days...
(am I not getting the point of this thread?, or is it as stupid as I think it is?)
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|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/07/2020|
Sinead O'Connor ripping up the Pope's picture on Saturday Night Live to protest sexual abuse in the Church.
And somehow SHE'S the villain.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/07/2020|
Lucy wanted to hire a hit man to take care of P.D., but Gary talked her out of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/07/2020|
OJ Simpson robs a man--at gunpoint--of (OJ-related) sports memorabilia in a hotel room in Las Vegas.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/07/2020|
R11, who is Lucy? Who is P.D.? Who is Gary?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/07/2020|
An LA video rental store employee reports a robbery and tells the police that the assailant looked like Kimberly on Diff'rent Strokes.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/07/2020|
R13 Gurl aren’t you an ancient gay? Who else could Lucy be. The Lucy!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/07/2020|
A leaked telephone conversation recording features Prince Charles wishing that he was his mistress' tampon.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/07/2020|
R13, I'm assuming you mean Lucille Ball. Then who would Gary and PD be?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/07/2020|
Ball. Patty Duke. Lucy's last, henpecked husband.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/07/2020|
America loses their shit over Janet's nipple.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/07/2020|
R14 Okay, THAT was funny!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/07/2020|
Britney shaving her head and going insane hillbilly style and hitting a paparazzi’s car with an umbrella.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/07/2020|
Kevin Sessums being humiliated by Tina Brown, turning to meth, and having Oprah say she hated his 2nd book. A real knee slapper!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/08/2020|
Not exactly a scandal, but Rick Santorum and the new definition of his last name was particularly enjoyable.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/08/2020|
Kevin Spacey rubbing his dick on anything with a cock and a pulse.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/08/2020|
Kanye & Tay Tay
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/08/2020|
The missing governor Mark Sanford
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/08/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/08/2020|
We have a winner with Carlos Danger!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/08/2020|
Actual funniest? Reese Witherspoon's temper tantrum during her DUI arrest.
Kid Rock getting into a fight in a Waffle House.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/08/2020|
Kevin Spacey "getting mugged while walking his dog" in a cruising park at 3 in the morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/08/2020|
That whole James Charles, Jeffree Star, female makeup Youtuber scandal from last year was quite entertaining as it unfolded and provide many hours and days of over the top soap opera style escape for a while.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/08/2020|
R31 This thread is about legit actual “celebrities”
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/08/2020|
It's a tie . . .
When Frank Gifford hooked up with the airline stewardess in a hotel room, unaware that she was working with Globe Magazine who published their encounter.
When a tabloid exposed the fact that Kathie Lee's clothing line was being manufactured in sweatshops.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/08/2020|
This was funny, the fishnets and the dollar store wig.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/08/2020|
David Hasselhoff eating a hamburger off the floor while clearly drunk. And Hulk Hogan's sex tape.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/08/2020|
Senator David Vitter's diaper fetish.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/08/2020|
When Hugh Grant was arrested while cheating on Elisabeth Hurley in June 1995 with a prostitute named Divine Brown
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/08/2020|
winona's free shopping spree at barney's. this was the first celeb gossip reported in the mainstream press after nine one one.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/08/2020|
Orlando Bloom naked pics were funny
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/08/2020|
R39 More yummy than funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/08/2020|
R40 that one was yummy
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/08/2020|
Paula Poundstone and the teenage girl
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|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/08/2020|
I nearly fell out of my chair laughing hearing the details of Bill O'Reilly's initial sexual harassment cases, which began many years ago. The infantile descriptions, and the loofa sponge/"falafel thing," and the choking. The man is completely sexually repressed!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/08/2020|
Prince Charles saying he wanted to be Camilla Parker Bowles' "tampon."
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|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/08/2020|
Wilbur Mills and Fanne Foxe.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/08/2020|
The entire Zsa Zsa Gabor cop slapping incident. She played it to the hilt. Appearing on talk shows, news magazines. Then she had the trial and every day it became weirder and weirder climaxing with her 200 year old mother appearing.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/08/2020|
[quote]Paula Poundstone and the teenage girl
Okay, but what exactly happened there? Someone I once worked with swore that it was Poundstone driving drunk with some of her kids in the car, including the girl, when she started telling really awful X-rated jokes. I know that the charges of being lewd with an underage girl were dropped.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/08/2020|
When that BUTLESS LIVER LIPPED LIZARD Mick Jagger was caught in bed with that intersexed pop star David Bowie.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/08/2020|
R49, Poundstone lost everything. The rumor around the neighborhood was that she was showing the girl how to use feminine products and was reported for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/08/2020|
Chris Burrous's death at the Glendale Days Inn.
The Andrew Gillum meth orgy..
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|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/08/2020|
I had a quite a laugh at watching Basement Baby Solange Knowles beating up on Jay Z’s camel looking ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/08/2020|
Closet case Eddie Murphy getting busted with a tranny whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/08/2020|
R7 and 11 Patty Duke had a steamy couple of weeks with Desi Arzez Jr. Gor a long time he was thought to be the biological dad of one of her sons. I think Sean. She always claimed that John Astin was the bio dad, but no one believed it. Not even Sean and Desi who became very close. They remain close even though DNA has now shown the bio dad to be Michael Tell to whom Patty was married to for about a month. Sean is actually close now to all three of his dads.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/08/2020|
Lorde's innocent mistake on Instagram. A picture of a bathtub with the caption saying "And iiii will always love you" (which shocked quite a lot of people considering the way Whitney Houston died). But she genuinely didn't think anything of it besides enjoying a nice, hot relaxing bath.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/08/2020|
[quote]who is Lucy? Who is P.D.? Who is Gary?
Who is r13?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/08/2020|
the unwinding of this story . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/08/2020|
That time, on her show, when Jessica Simpson was confused by a can of Chicken of the Sea
|by Anonymous||reply 60||05/08/2020|
CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.[...]
Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket.
It wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/08/2020|
Anything Faye Dunaway-related: her throwing a cup of piss at Roman Polanski, her getting fired from Tea at Five after terrorizing the crew, her hotel meltdown after getting a room for the disabled, her crazy voicemail... Also her feud with Hillary Duff. It was pretty tame as far as celebrity feuds go but just the sheer thought of this old school Hollywood diva trading insults through the media with a Millennial Disney pop star was bizarrely hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/08/2020|
And how could I possibly forget her pronouncing the wrong Best Picture winner at the Oscars, for the first time in history. That woman is like a walking disaster.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/08/2020|
Drunk Reese Witherspoon getting pulled over and screaming at the officer like an entitled frau.....”DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!”........
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/08/2020|
What about Faye’s “little homosexual boy” comment?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/08/2020|
Respected director Lee Tamahori getting picked up by LA police for solicitation while dressed as a tranny hooker, and claiming it was "reasearch" for a film project. He'd offered the cop a blow job; no info on the price.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/08/2020|
R1 That would be funnier if one of them didn't kill himself a few years later.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/08/2020|
This doesn't classify as "celebrity" per se, but the Rachel Dolezal kerfuffle was extremely hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||05/08/2020|
The crash and burn of SussexRoyal!
That one was weeks of pure hilarity, with absolutely no icky or disturbing downside. Just two spoiled twerps being put in their place.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||05/08/2020|
The Outings of Andrew Sullivan trolling for bareback loads (which given us the great Milky Loads tagline) and Cockgobbler Aaron Schock.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||05/08/2020|
Sorry, (which GAVE us the great Milky Loads tagline)
|by Anonymous||reply 71||05/08/2020|
Micheal Douglas caught each neurosis of the week
|by Anonymous||reply 72||05/08/2020|
I agree with R28's assessment of R27. It inspired one of the greatest New York Post headlines of all time:
|by Anonymous||reply 73||05/08/2020|
Honorable Mention to the Reese Witherspoon choice, and I still think The manager of the Vegas Video rental store calling 911 and reporting "I think the girl from Different Strokes just robbed me at gunpoint".
I think a recording or the call does or used to exist,, but I did a search and couldn't find one.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||05/08/2020|
R3, yes, Eddie Murphy getting caught soliciting and picking up a transvestite.
But the fun was ruined when "someone" had her killed after the story.
I can't imagine who that "someone" was.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||05/08/2020|
Not a big celebrity but the Chris Burrous meth hotel party. The threads here on it were hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||05/08/2020|
Just goes to show you how embarrassing these things are at the time for the people involved, but most of us forgot about them until reminded.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||05/08/2020|
R75 Eddie’s dead “girl”
|by Anonymous||reply 78||05/08/2020|
Would Star Jones' departure from The View count as scandal? How about the article about her fiancé's bachelor party?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||05/08/2020|
Michael Douglas when he said Catherine Zeta-Jones minge gave him cancer.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||05/08/2020|
The cover of the Boston Herald with the headline (superimposed on this photo) "Just Fu*ked Julian Edelman"
(Funny - but it didn't hurt his career. If anything, it boosted it.)
|by Anonymous||reply 81||05/08/2020|
Rosie O'Donnell isn't the queen of nice after all! "That's what happens to liars. Liars get cancer."
|by Anonymous||reply 82||05/08/2020|
I don't know if scandal is the right word but I laughed at the fiasco that ensued when Warren and Faye read the wrong name at the Oscars.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||05/08/2020|
R83 Truly one of the greatest Oscar Moments! EVER !!
|by Anonymous||reply 84||05/08/2020|
R80 technically he didn't say it was czj s minge. He dated notorious right wing hack Maureen Dowd right before marrying Jones. Just sayin. But yes,it was hilarious, particularly his desperate attempts to backtrack.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||05/08/2020|
R85 = CZJ
|by Anonymous||reply 86||05/08/2020|
This thread gave me a surprising number of laughs. Carlos Danger is my favorite.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||05/08/2020|
When so many people were triggered that Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett because they thought he was so ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||05/08/2020|
The Pat O'Brien voicemails were pretty funny. He repeatedly called a woman, drunkenly telling her how fucking hot she was. Asked her to join him and his girlfriend to pick up a hooker and score some coke, and many other embarrassing requests. O'Brien's publicist called the Howard Stern Show to ask them to stop playing the voicemails, even though every media outlet was running the story. This request just inspired them to play the hilarious voicemails even more.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||05/08/2020|
Jake Gyllenhaal flipping out and attempting to sue Queerty over a leaked photo of him in his underwear mimicking a Grace Jones album cover.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||05/08/2020|
Yes, R7, you totally missed the point.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||05/08/2020|
Alec Baldwin’s voicemail to his freakishly giant 12 year old daughter was pretty funny. Even got a dig at Kim Basinger in there.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||05/08/2020|
I’m not giving you back your condo!
|by Anonymous||reply 93||05/08/2020|
David Vitter and Carlos Danger, no question. Donald Trump as John Barron is also pretty funny.
I would LOVE to hear the stories Stormy Daniels could tell. Hopefully some day she will write a juicy book.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||05/08/2020|
I always thought Eddie had that Tyranny killed...so I hate Eddie.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||05/08/2020|
Not really a celebrity, but nothing beats the David Petraeus mess. Especially because this happened:
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A low Vera.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||05/08/2020|
Could we please have links to some of these "hilarious threads" posters keep claiming said scandals caused? Some of these celebs have too many threads to search through.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||05/08/2020|
Whitney Houston's "I'm too rich to do crack. Crack is for po' folks. Whitney rich. Crack is whack" interview with Diane Sawyer.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||05/08/2020|
Anne Heche, Celestia, Aliens
|by Anonymous||reply 100||05/08/2020|
R79 What happened at Big Gay Al's bachelor party?
|by Anonymous||reply 101||05/08/2020|
Roseanne Twitter meltdown
|by Anonymous||reply 102||05/08/2020|
Natalia Kills and her husband, WIlly Moon, randomly accusing an X-Factor contestant of "imitating" Willy Moon in a creepy, Single White Female kind of way just because he wore a suit and tie on the show. They later got fired over it.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||05/08/2020|
R90 Damn baby, that all booty is nice, now can we see what’s packing up front, maybe like the Rolling Stones’ album cover?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||05/08/2020|
Another vote for Carlos Danger as the funniest scandal, closely followed by Bill O’Reilly’s loofa-falafel phone sex calls.
Speaking of O’Reilly, not a full-on scandal but funny and embarrassing: his meltdown. “Fucking thing sucks! We’ll do it live!”
|by Anonymous||reply 105||05/08/2020|
Oscar De la Hoya and his penchant for dressing in women's clothing. I think he is very attractive as a man, a woman not so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/08/2020|
Jon Hamm torturing and beating a fellow college student.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||05/08/2020|
Brendad Icksons fraudulent eviction. Not to mention her spending four months in a women's prison in Hawaii. She's hardcore.
Welcome to my evicted home.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||05/08/2020|
The WAR between John Lennon and Yoko Ono's son Sean and Marisa Tomei's parents over a tree.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||05/08/2020|
Tiger Woods sexting scandal. "No turkey unless it's a club sandwich."
|by Anonymous||reply 110||05/08/2020|
My fellow eldergays surely must remember Wilbur Mills and Fanne Foxe.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||05/08/2020|
Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton being a Vegas call girl
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/08/2020|
R103 Everytime I see that clip I want to punch those dumb hipster posers in the face. If you're going to be mean, at least be spot in with your bitchiness. Their criticisms made no sense whatsoever. Stupid cunts.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||05/08/2020|
One of them did, R111, upthread at R47.
Some of us can still remember something we read five minutes ago...
Here's Wilbur, backstage at the Pilgrim Theater where she, uh, performed.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||05/08/2020|
"I have a wide stance"
|by Anonymous||reply 115||05/08/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 116||05/08/2020|
The scandal wasn't funny itself but Ambien's response to Roseanne's claim that the drug made her tweet that ill-fated tweet that cost her career was.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||05/08/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 118||05/08/2020|
Any of the televangelists getting caught having affairs or with hookers.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||05/08/2020|
Abstinence advocate Bristol Palin's out of wedlock pregnancies.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||05/08/2020|
R129 I don’t know if that’s a scandal as much as a foregone conclusion.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||05/08/2020|
R120 She was supposed to speak at Washington University in St. Louis when my sister was attending grad school there. Students got so pissed that the school cancelled her appearance. My sister couldn't stop laughing.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||05/08/2020|
Hi, I'm Aaron Schock! I'm a Trumpster who votes against gays, but that won't stop me from making out with guys at Coachella, posing for lots of skanky photos showing off my anus, and quarantining in Mexico with lots of instahos!
|by Anonymous||reply 123||05/08/2020|
Larry "Wide Stance" Craig. Politician (Idaho Republican) prosecuted for soliciting sex in a public bathroom. Blamed the alleged foot signals on his "wide stance" on the toilet.
Adding on to R115's post.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||05/08/2020|
Lori Loughlin and a bunch of other rich assholes making shit up to get their kids into college. The funniest part was when they'd photoshop pictures of their unathletic kids' faces onto the bodies of actual athletes
|by Anonymous||reply 125||05/08/2020|
Nikki Blonsky getting into that brawl with that ANTM girl and ruining her whole career. Thanks!
|by Anonymous||reply 126||05/08/2020|
Paris Hilton violated her probation and ended up being sentenced to jail. Here she is, being transported to jail in a police car. IMO, she had tons of chances to stay out of jail. I thought the crying face was funny. What a dumb ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||05/08/2020|
Aren’t there interesting Hayden Panatere stories?
|by Anonymous||reply 128||05/08/2020|
Daniel Day-Lewis dumping Isabelle Adjani, who was pregnant with their kid, by fax.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||05/08/2020|
"Oprah does not DO stairs!" made me laugh really hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||05/08/2020|
Poor Mama Cass choking on a a ham sandwich.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||05/08/2020|
Seeing celebrities in quarantine completely losing it. Madonna, January Jones. Mean bitches getting karma. Wonder Woman destroying a John Lennon song. Gambling addict Ben Affleck having a B- celebrity poker game to save us. Seeing SNL sink even further high school online show. Poor pedophile Kevin Spacey saying what he is experiencing is worse than the virus. So much crap.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||05/08/2020|
Not quite a “scandal,” but Fabio getting smacked by a goose on a roller coaster will never not be funny. RIP to the goose.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||05/08/2020|
r133 Not to mention when he and George Clooney almost got into a fist fight at a restaurant.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||05/08/2020|
As soon as i heard Jussie Smollett went to the police with a noose made of STRING around his neck, I knew it had to be a hoax.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||05/08/2020|
When Britney Spears' mom announced she was writing a book about how to raise good kids in the spotlight...and then her younger daughter got pregnant at 16 years of age.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||05/08/2020|
Immensely popular silent film star Fatty Arbuckle had his career ruined when he was falsely accused of killing a patty girl by raping her with a coke bottle, causing internal injuries. He was eventually cleared by the legal system but he was still ruined.
The funny part: he eventually returned successfully to the business as a director, using the pseudonym "Will B. Good."
|by Anonymous||reply 137||05/08/2020|
^ "party girl" not "patty girl." Sorry.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||05/08/2020|
apparently we have very different opinion on what is considered "funny", some of the scandals mentioned are just awful, I don't know how someone could find the fun in the suicide or the killing.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||05/08/2020|
R139 I have to agree....some of this shit is tragic and not a bit funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||05/08/2020|
Star Jones lying about her gastric bypass, saying it was all due to diet and exercise.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||05/08/2020|
Talk show host Morton Downey Jr. insisting he had been attacked in an airport bathroom by neo-Nazi skinheads who he said drew a swastika on his face with a Magic Marker and then tried to shave his head.
The story made no sense (why would they want to shave his head?), they couldn't find the skinheads, and no one in the airport had seen them, and the swastika was drawn backwards.... as if he had drawn it on himself in a mirror....
|by Anonymous||reply 142||05/08/2020|
R128 I would say depressing instead of interesting.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||05/08/2020|
Orlando Bloom bitchslapping Justin Bieber over Bieber hitting on Miranda Kerr, Orlando's wife at the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||05/08/2020|
R144 and then Orlando hooked up with Selena.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||05/09/2020|
Dan Rather getting mugged, and REM making a hit song out of it, What’s the Frequency Kenneth.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||05/09/2020|
R37 You are Divine!
|by Anonymous||reply 147||05/09/2020|
[quote] Lori Loughlin and a bunch of other rich assholes making shit up to get their kids into college. The funniest part was when they'd photoshop pictures of their unathletic kids' faces onto the bodies of actual athletes
What is so funny about this is that the other big name, Felicity Huffman, did everything right. She showed up ragged and remorseful at court. Her kids kept their heads down and seemed like they did good at school not needing their parents' intrusion after all. Felicity accepts the brief prison sentence, makes no fuss and keeps her head down. She doesn't give the media much to go with other than the possibility of a great, well deserved comeback.
And there is Lifetime icon Loughlin. Dressed up to the nines, defiant. The kids being utter social media nightmares. The husband is even worse. Report after report of the family doing anything but being remorseful.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||05/09/2020|
Lionel Richie's then-wife, Brenda Richie, beating his and his mistress's asses after catching them together.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||05/09/2020|
r149, reminded me of this great epic drama.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||05/09/2020|
Yes, R111. Yes, we do.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||05/09/2020|
^^^ And thank you for your support, R114.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||05/09/2020|
[quote]Mark Salling's post Glee misadventures.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||05/09/2020|
Chris Crocker's "leave Brittany alone" video.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||05/09/2020|
Former Idaho Republican U.S. Senator, Larry Craig, with the "wide stance" explanation, after being arrested in the Minneapolis Airport men's room.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||05/09/2020|
Ashlee Simpson 's doofy hoedown on SNL after she was caught lip synching when someone in her camp played the wrong backing track.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||05/09/2020|
Fergie's butchery of the National Anthem, the players trying as hard as they can to hold in their laughter.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||05/09/2020|
Doesn’t anybody read the fucking threads before they post their bullshit?
Looking at you, r155.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||05/09/2020|
R156, and worse, at the very end of the show, during the "Goodbyes", she blamed her drummer for the mishap!
|by Anonymous||reply 159||05/09/2020|
There's nothing wrong with r155's post. A US senator qualifies as a celebrity.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||05/09/2020|
When Courtney Love used google map images to locate a missing plane that had crashed somewhere in the ocean. (Who needs radar technology?) She posted a screenshot which she had signed with her initials.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||05/09/2020|
When Roseanne intentionally butchered the national anthem (as a joke) while singing it at a ball game. She initially mouthed-off to people critical of her stunt, telling them to "get real" and claimed they had no sense of humor. Then later she had to formally apologize with a press conference when the backlash grew and grew. Personally, I thought it was funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||05/09/2020|
Almost everything Courtney Love did and said in the 90's. It was all hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||05/09/2020|
Brandon Davis calling Lindsay Lohan "Firecrotch"
What are those greasy Davis boys up to these days, anyway?
|by Anonymous||reply 164||05/09/2020|
R164, one of them died.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||05/09/2020|
[quote]one of them died.
Wow! Just a few months ago, too. How did I miss that?
For some reason I always figured Brandon would go first. Evil does tend to live longer, doesn't it?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||05/09/2020|
A pedophile getting caught and then killing himself. Hilarious R2.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||05/09/2020|
A total riot, R167!
|by Anonymous||reply 168||05/09/2020|
Bill Boner went undercover as a homeless person.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||05/09/2020|
Yes, R160, but did we need four separate posts to remind us of it?
|by Anonymous||reply 170||05/09/2020|
Are the "proper taste" police even aware of the website they're posting on?
|by Anonymous||reply 171||05/09/2020|
Julie Roberts and her "A Low Vera" shirt while banging Vera's husband.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||05/09/2020|
Yes, r158 was calling out r155 for not reading the thread before posting to it, not because he posted about a politician.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||05/09/2020|
Simmer down, ladies.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||05/09/2020|
R44 I read somewhere that Leonardo DiCaprio was actually at the same club where that all went down and bought Orlando a drink afterwards.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||05/09/2020|
Miranda Kerr creeps the shit out of me. She's another fetus face. So many models of the late 2000s had this infantile look. I miss the 90s when models still had the faces of adults. But yes, the dispute between Bloom and Bieber was quite funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||05/09/2020|
R176 I agree. I know DL is filled with guys who claim to be "50, but look 12" but I find it freaky when people actually look like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||05/09/2020|
Geraldo Rivera putting poppers under Bette Midlers nose and pushing her into her bath tub.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||05/09/2020|
Courtney Love is always a riot
|by Anonymous||reply 179||05/09/2020|
The funniest memory I have of the Carlos Danger scandal is that Jon Oliver was filling in for Jon Stewart on The Daily Show at the time (Jon was doing a movie) and John Oliver had a Carlos Danger DANCE that he did each time he did a segment on Anthony Weiner, lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||05/09/2020|
In addition to calling her "fire crotch," Brandon Davis also said:
[quote] "I think [Lohan] is worth about $7 million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting," he said. "She lives in a motel." ... As Davis talked, [Paris] Hilton pretended to be on her cell phone.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||05/09/2020|
Sexual imbroglios on the Tallahassee Trail.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||05/09/2020|
Oh! Forgot Kellyanne Cuntway and "The Bowling Green Massacre!"
|by Anonymous||reply 183||05/09/2020|
r172 r97 Ahem.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||05/09/2020|
Trump’s West Wing being infiltrated by the Coronavirus whole Trump attempts to downplay the pandemic’s fortitude.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||05/09/2020|
*while not whole
|by Anonymous||reply 186||05/09/2020|
For some bizarre reason I watched a couple of seasons of the Australian Big Brother, even though I hated the American version.
The very first episode I watched was on an eviction night, where the evicted contestant claimed the show was edited to make it look like he was flirting with the openly gay contestant. At which point, the smiley host, Gretchen Something or Other, more or less ate him alive, figuratively speaking. It was a real fire breathing situation and the contestant pretty much froze in terror. As the rest of the sequestered houseguests were evicted, none of them knew about the interview, and they all came out joking and relaxed for their interviews.
The Australian media talked about this for weeks.
The following year, however, every evicted contestant, approached their exit interview with obvious terror and immediately began their interviews by telling Gretchen how especially beautiful she looked that night. Those exit interviews with Gretchen were never the same again.
Meanwhile, that first year, there were plenty of scandals at the Big Brother House, including when two males housemates sexually assaulted a sleeping female housemate.
The guys were such idiots, the looked completely perplexed as to why they were being evicted and why they were made to apologize.
Up until then they had a "Bit Brother After Dark" type show, which was cancelled for the next season.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||05/09/2020|
A drunken Countess Luann barging into a hotel room that wasn't hers, getting arrested, freeing herself from her cuffs, and assaulting a cop.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||05/09/2020|
Ellen and Iggy
|by Anonymous||reply 189||05/09/2020|
The Governor of NC and the Appalachian Trail.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||05/09/2020|
I forgot his name, but there was a closet case politician who had a bunch of nudes leak (including close-ups of his anus) and he claimed he was just "documenting his weight loss". That was one of the dumbest "I'm not gay" excuses I've heard
Also, professional homophobe George Rekers caught with a male prostitute. He claimed he hired the guy to "carry his bags" on a vacation they took together. LOL.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||05/09/2020|
[Quote] Up until then they had a "Bit Brother After Dark" type show, which was cancelled for the next season.
I was pissed off when they got rid of it. I don't know why they're bringing BB back.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||05/09/2020|
R187 Okay and what does that have to do with Celebrities??
|by Anonymous||reply 193||05/09/2020|
Jeremy Renner. Telling a judge he needs his child support reduced because of the virus. He is worth millions.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||05/09/2020|
[quote]The Governor of NC and the Appalachian Trail
That was Mark Sanford, the Governor of *South* Carolina.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||05/09/2020|
Richard Gere shoving a gerbil up his ass
|by Anonymous||reply 196||05/09/2020|
R92 Aust BB has got Matt from Think Tank who I got a huge crush on so can't wait for that
|by Anonymous||reply 197||05/09/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 198||05/09/2020|
Beyonce insisting she was pregnant, only she wasn't...
|by Anonymous||reply 199||05/09/2020|
Jim McGreevey and his Israeli boy toy.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||05/09/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 201||05/09/2020|
R200 I remember watching his press conference. It broke into regular programming, and I had a feeling he was going to say he was gay. And he did!
|by Anonymous||reply 202||05/09/2020|
R199 Her whole first pregnancy was so weird with that deflated stomach. Blue Ivy is obviously their genetic kid though. She looks just like them..
|by Anonymous||reply 203||05/09/2020|
He teamed up with Globus R201
|by Anonymous||reply 204||05/09/2020|
The Lori Loughlin thing is a God damned delight.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||05/09/2020|
Papa Joe Simpson and the "models" he "manages"
|by Anonymous||reply 206||05/09/2020|
R203 Bey won't ott at the grammys when she was pregnant with the twins.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||05/09/2020|
Angelina's leg at the Oscars
|by Anonymous||reply 208||05/09/2020|
I thought Angelina & Brad snubbing Ryan Seacrest on some red carpet event was the funniest Angelina related scandal.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||05/09/2020|
‘mia farrow and her black children’
|by Anonymous||reply 210||05/09/2020|
I admit I haven't read all the posts but of what I've seen there's no mention of Dirty Don and the pee tape. Too obvious?
|by Anonymous||reply 211||05/10/2020|
The Wendy Williams drama with her husband and his mistress where it comes out that her husband used Wendy's money on his mistress. It's so delicious, because Wendy is all high almighty about other celebrities and their messy relationships on her show.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||05/10/2020|
Why in the world would Beyonce go to the Granny's looking like that? She is not married tie Kanye...the nut case.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||05/10/2020|
R213 What does it matter how Beyoncé looks to visit her grandmother and how’s that a scandal?
|by Anonymous||reply 214||05/10/2020|
R206 So is Joe Simpson now living his best gay life? Did he ever do anything with Nick?
|by Anonymous||reply 215||05/10/2020|
R208, the absolute worst part of that was when someone photoshopped Jolie with both legs sticking out, which was hilarious, but the dotty old aunts of Datalounge couldn't be convinced it was a photoshop. They insisted for days that she stuck both her legs out of slits cut into both sides of her dress and they saw it live on the red carpet themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||05/10/2020|
R215 Nick joked about Joe playing grab ass under the table.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||05/10/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 218||05/10/2020|
Recently I thought the Prince Harry-fake Greta Thunberg phone prank was hilarious.
The staff on a movie set thought Alyssa Milano was so obnoxious that they gave her actual shit stuffed inside a hot dog to eat.
The fey pictures of young Prince George and the subsequent memes of his future as a gay king were pretty funny.
Meghan Markle writing inspirational slogans on bananas and giving them to sex workers.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||05/10/2020|
[quote] WEHT Golan?
|by Anonymous||reply 220||05/10/2020|
The chronicles of Constance Wu's rabbit shitting all over movie sets has been pretty funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||05/10/2020|
R207, It was like she was screaming "See, this pregnancy is real, I'm really pregnant this time!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 222||05/10/2020|
(R209) hilarious. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||05/10/2020|
Megan Markle gave bananas with inspirational quotes to sex workers? What??
|by Anonymous||reply 224||05/10/2020|
R224 you are strong, brave and special!
|by Anonymous||reply 225||05/10/2020|
Halle Barry runs over someone and instead of checking if he's ok, the first thing she does is call her agent and asks "WHAT DO I DO!?". And she's NEVER charged with anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||05/10/2020|
That studio head writing a letter to Lindsay Lohan regarding her behavior on the set of Georgia Rule. The letter became public and it went ALL IN on her. Accusing her of being unprofessional, late and (basically) a joke. Her mom, of course, decided to chime in and said "that's not how you should talk to a young woman, that's so mean!". Oh Dina.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||05/10/2020|
Dina Lohan getting outed as never having been a Rockette. For years, Lindsay and Dina had publicly told the press that she was a former Rockette. The organization then said "Dina has never been a Rockette. Being a Rockette is a really big deal." Who knew being a Rockette was like being Jesus?
|by Anonymous||reply 228||05/10/2020|
The bitching back on forth between Kim Cattrall and SJP because the former refused to be in another SATC movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||05/10/2020|
Ummmm, didn't the kid she ran over die R226. That's so hilarious, I guess?
|by Anonymous||reply 230||05/10/2020|
The kid dying isn't funny, but it's "funny" how she got away with it and we NEVER hear about it. It's never brought up, ever. And it didn't destroy her career.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||05/10/2020|
R231 are you talking about the 2000 crash? If so the other driver was okay but sued her. Halle was given 200 hours probation and fined €13,000
|by Anonymous||reply 232||05/10/2020|
R199 and R203--or anyone else who knows about these things--is there any other possible explanation for Beyoncé's apparent saggy, deflating prosthetic than the obvious? I know those are video screenshots, but, I don't know--perspective, video distortion, focal length? Has anyone ever offered one?
|by Anonymous||reply 233||05/10/2020|
My bad R232. But still...look at her playing the victim here. She is confronting Howie about how "awful" his joke was regarding her crash. She's the one who caused and fled the scene. Yet she's the victim? What a POS.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||05/10/2020|
R233 here again. I mean, aren't pregnancy prosthetics fairly firm and solid, as in, made of foam?
|by Anonymous||reply 235||05/10/2020|
[quote]I forgot his name, but there was a closet case politician who had a bunch of nudes leak (including close-ups of his anus) and he claimed he was just "documenting his weight loss". That was one of the dumbest "I'm not gay" excuses I've heard.
That was Roberto Arango, a member of the Puerto Rican Senate and vice chairman of the 2004 Bush-Cheney campaign in Puerto Rico. He was known for his anti-gay voting record and for insulting his opponents with gay slurs.
But honestly, who among us [italic]hasn't[/italic] show off the new, svelter them by presenting their about-to-prolapse coinslot while a shiny black dildo looks on?
|by Anonymous||reply 236||05/10/2020|
My bad too. I dont know why I remembered a kid dying in that accident, but clearly I was mistaken.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||05/10/2020|
R237, Watch that clip at R234 to see how deluded Halle is. She tells Howie she is so offended because he makes fun of something (the crash) that is very "painful" for her. Bitch, it's painful because you HIT SOMEONE ELSE!
|by Anonymous||reply 238||05/10/2020|
The fact that a politician with the last name "Weiner" (first name Anthony) was caught sending dick pics on multiple occasions to several people. Even after he was caught publicly the first time, he KEPT doing it. Huma let it go the first time it became public but not the second time. What a moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||05/10/2020|
Weiner always wins this, because he just kept that scandal going and going and going.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||05/10/2020|
[quote] Immensely popular silent film star Fatty Arbuckle had his career ruined when he was falsely accused of killing a patty girl by raping her with a coke bottle, causing internal injuries. He was eventually cleared by the legal system but he was still ruined.
That’s not what happened and Rappe wasn’t a party girl. “You Must Remember This” did a great breakdown on the story a few years back.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||05/10/2020|
R240, right? I felt sort of sorry for him the first time since I think he was well liked (even though he has a creepy sex addict face). But the second time was fucking ridiculous. Maybe he and Huma had an "arrangement" but I think she was/is a catch and honestly, what he did was fucking humiliating. It would be like if Bill Clinton kept hooking up with his interns after the Monica scandal.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||05/10/2020|
[quote] My bad too. I dont know why I remembered a kid dying in that accident, but clearly I was mistaken.
That was Rebecca Gayheart.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||05/10/2020|
Peter Cook spending thousands of dollars each month on pornography while married to Christie Brinkley.
And of course Anthony W. is God's gift to headline writers and cartoonists : his name was his destiny.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||05/10/2020|
R236, thanks for reminding me! That guy was hilarious. It's always funny when self-hating gays get busted. Does anyone remember John Paulk?
|by Anonymous||reply 245||05/10/2020|
[quote]Halle Barry runs over someone and instead of checking if he's ok, the first thing she does is call her agent and asks "WHAT DO I DO!?". And she's NEVER charged with anything.[/quote]
[quote]Ummmm, didn't the kid she ran over die [R226]. That's so hilarious, I guess?[/quote]
[quote]The kid dying isn't funny, but it's "funny" how she got away with it and we NEVER hear about it. It's never brought up, ever. And it didn't destroy her career.[/quote]
Also see Matthew Broderick
|by Anonymous||reply 246||05/10/2020|
Yes, R245, we had a deliciously schadenfreud-y thread when he got busted in the gay bar.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||05/10/2020|
Original article from the now-defunct [italic]Southern Voice[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 248||05/10/2020|
R245, I JUST read about the Broderick incident. It's amazing what these people with money will get away with. Hollywood celebs love to pretend they are so liberal but it's all surface-level bullshit.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||05/10/2020|
Not sure what being liberal is supposed to do with it. ?
|by Anonymous||reply 250||05/10/2020|
Is there a Southern Voice thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 251||05/10/2020|
Not really a scandal but the feud between Madonna and Janet Jackson was pretty funny. Madonna really did not give a shit about being a straight-up bitch to people at her peak. It's the same now but she has (somewhat) more tact about it. Madonna allegedly said that Janet smelled like Corn Nuts and Arsenio Hall has said on camera that Madonna and her dancers were making fun of Janet in their dressing room at some awards show. A Janet dancer heard this and told Janet everything. At the Oscar ceremony Madonna and MJ attended together, Madonna told MJ something like "I don't think you should work with Janet, she really isn't good enough to be working with you" or something along those lines. Can you imagine the balls for someone to tell a family member that?! Michael obviously told Janet what Madonna told him. And Janet hated Madonna from that point onwards. She publicly trashed Madonna during the Sex book era, saying stuff like "I could walk naked down the highway but would that make me an artist", "her album didn't even sell that much, they shipped it back", "it's dance music, I'll give it that, but what I'm doing has a bit more...class to it". She also told (I think) Vibe Magazine "As far as I'm concerned, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it. But if I did hate her, I'd have good reason to." And Madonna acted clueless about this in one of her dull Kurt Loder interviews. So entertaining. Aside from 50 Cent and Eminem versus Ja Rule, I don't think any music feud since then has been as funny or as interesting.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||05/10/2020|
Maybe someone needs to start a celebrities who killed someone in a car crash thread?
My nomination is Laura Bush
|by Anonymous||reply 253||05/10/2020|
Why are you looking at me, r253?
|by Anonymous||reply 254||05/10/2020|
R254 Oh god, did Bruce Jenner change his sex just to try and hide and evade being discovered that he killed someone in a car crash? That is an amazing story I want to hear.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||05/10/2020|
r255, no, the car crash was after he transitioned. Why do people make shit up?
|by Anonymous||reply 256||05/10/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 257||05/10/2020|
News story about Jenner.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||05/10/2020|
No it wasn’t, r256.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||05/10/2020|
I think I could be sympathetic to Bruce Jenner if it was an issue like he was wearing a pair of brand new strappy sandal and it got caught in the gas pedal and the car surged forward. I mean being an Olympic Medal winner and all does nothing to prepare you for driving in heels for the first time in your life in your sixties.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||05/10/2020|
What's wrong with the photo that made Jake sue Queerty? lol R90
|by Anonymous||reply 261||05/10/2020|
r258, He clearly hadn't "transitioned" yet. He was growing his hair out at that point and there were rumors about it but he wasn't out yet or dressing like a woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||05/10/2020|
I know, r262.
Did you maybe mean to reference r256?
|by Anonymous||reply 263||05/10/2020|
No r258, just using your post because the picture you posted clearly shows he didn't transition yet. Sorry for the confusion...
|by Anonymous||reply 264||05/10/2020|
[quote]Is there a Southern Voice thread?
If you mean about John Paulk, the bar incident happened in September 2000. The current DL archive only goes back to (I think) 2005 or 2006.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||05/10/2020|
R262, yes, he did. He had already announced it.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||05/10/2020|
R266 Girls, girls is what is of issue here whether it happened before or after the official announcement or not?
|by Anonymous||reply 267||05/10/2020|
Do you have any extra cookies, Mrs. G?
|by Anonymous||reply 268||05/10/2020|
R266, look at the pics from the news article. Even if he announced he was going to, clearly he hadn’t yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||05/10/2020|
Ja Rule and the Fyre Festival. That man is such a joke. A terrible rapper, the butt of all jokes (thanks Chappelle!) and then this bogus Fyre Festival? He does it so himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||05/10/2020|
A weirdly funny detail in an otherwise sad story: When Heath Ledger's housekeeper let herself into his home and found him dead, who did she call first? 911? No...she called the Olsen twins.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||05/10/2020|
I mean, wouldn’t you, r271?
|by Anonymous||reply 272||05/10/2020|
Kelly Osborne loses weight and then calls Christina Aguilera fat. Later, Kelly gains much of the weight back.
After Kelly had started a fight on social media, and was obviously losing, her mother had to jump in to help her.
Kelly unfairly callst her Fashion Police co-host a racist because the cohost had said that a celebrity appeared to have been burning incense and patchouli. Later, when appearing on the View, Kelly asks: if Trump deports all illegal immigrants, then who will clean his toilets? One of the hispanic hosts announces that not just hispanics clean toilets. Later Kelly cries at the suggestion that what she says might have been misconstrued as racist.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||05/10/2020|
‘The pain is relentless’ : Queen guitarist Brian May hospitalized after tearing buttocks while gardening. Not a scandal, but a funny celebrity news item.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||05/10/2020|
r273, the comment was about smoking weed not "burning incense" - she was right to call it racist
|by Anonymous||reply 275||05/10/2020|
Katy Perry getting offended by celebrities inappropriately using religious iconography in their videos (allegedly the main offended was Lady Gaga in Alejandro) and said "Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke." She then "clarified" her comment by saying she wasn't SOLELY talking about Gaga. Meaning Gaga was a target, just not the only one. Who the hell is Katy Perry to talk? Didn't she pretty much style herself as a millennial version of Betty Boop? Thinking of how Katy isn't even popular anymore makes this even funnier.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||05/10/2020|
What's so funny about that, r276? People are just listing their "pet hates" at this point, not even stuff that's funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||05/10/2020|
It's funny because of the source. Katy Perry who routinely exposes her tits and sells herself as a sex vixen is sooooo offended by religious blasphemy. Please. I had no idea the lyrics to "I Kissed a Girl" or "California Girls" were part of Biblical scripture. If you juxtapose the text of her comment with a picture of her in one of her skimpy outfits, its at least very amusing.
|by Anonymous||reply 278||05/10/2020|
You need to learn what blasphemy means.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||05/10/2020|
It wasn't much of a scandal outside of the fanbase, but Howard Stern's pompous, know-it-all sidekick Robin Quivers got fleeced by this guy she was trying to convince everyone she was dating. He was waaaaay out of her league, and about 15 years younger. He was also an "artist", got her to throw huge amounts of money towards his work, which anyone could see were ripoffs of Basquiat and others. He also got her to fund his shady "143 Foundation". Long story short, the boytoy "betrayed" Robin by secretly hooking up with her assistant.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||05/10/2020|
Christian Bale screaming at the lighting guy on Terminator.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||05/10/2020|
R281 I prefer the remix.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||05/10/2020|
R278 Wait, isn’t the funny part that in the end she relentlessly went after a bunch of octogenarian nuns trying to steal their prime real estate property from them for her own Hollywood mansion?
|by Anonymous||reply 283||05/10/2020|
R271 that's because the house he stayed was Olsens', not his, the housekeeper theirs too. There's nothing fishy here, before his death, the paparazzi already reported one of the Olsens loaned him the place to stay, the sisters are really rich.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||05/10/2020|
Janet exposing her dirty pillow
|by Anonymous||reply 285||05/10/2020|
Fred Willard, pulling a Paul Reubens (and his pud) in a dirty movie theater in LA.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||05/10/2020|
R286, he was the last one I'd have expected it from. His career didn't suffer much for it, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||05/10/2020|
Mel Gibson's "sugar tits" incident. It was hilarious mixed with schadenfreude.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||05/10/2020|
Laurie Anderson getting trapped in a hyperbaric chamber at a health spa in Chelsea.
Perfect (and I'm a fan).
|by Anonymous||reply 289||05/11/2020|
This could just be an apocryphal tale, but a gay news presenter in New Zealand named Peter Sinclair was admitted to ER with a flashlight lodged up his ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||05/11/2020|
R288 lol, yes. And when Rocky Gervais asked him what sugartits was. Mel did not think it was funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||05/11/2020|
Trust-fundie PR hack Elizabeth Grubman intentionally ramming her father's Mercedes into a crowd of people at a restaurant in the Hamptons, while drunk, and injuring 16 people. What prompted her angry outburst was a security officer asking her to move her car into another lane.
She was treated graciously by local police and received the best legal representation money could buy, reducing her possible eight year sentence to something like 30 days.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||05/11/2020|
R292 She's not a celebrity.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||05/11/2020|
R293 No, but Gawker quickly turned her into one by mocking her daily for months during the ordeal (this was during Gawker's heyday).
|by Anonymous||reply 294||05/11/2020|
R7 Disgusting what she did to that boy
|by Anonymous||reply 295||05/11/2020|
I would say Lizzie G. was an NYC celeb in the 00s for sure. She had the face of a Sun damaged pug.
|by Anonymous||reply 296||05/11/2020|
When Jared Padalecki took to Twitter to call Philip Seymour Hoffman's death "stupid"!
[quote]"'Sad' isn't the word I'd use to describe a 46-year-old man throwing his life away to drugs 'Senseless' is more like it. 'Stupid.'"
Digging his hole even deeper:
[quote]"I didnt mean PSH is stupid or that addiction isnt a reality. I simply meant I have a different definition of 'tragedy.' When I think 'tragedy,' I think of St Judes, of genocide, of articles I read in the paper. But, yes, either way, a death, is sad."
|by Anonymous||reply 297||05/11/2020|
When Tara Reid's boob fell out in front of the paparazzi, and her yelling at them for not telling her.
|by Anonymous||reply 298||05/11/2020|
R297 I would say that's more tacky than funny. The way he goes after people who work in the service industry is borderline psychotic.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||05/11/2020|
Those bizarre red carpet photos of Joan Van Ark with bad plastic surgery and even worse make-up.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||05/11/2020|
r299: If r297 can be called "tacky" what about r292?
Does that qualify as funny?
|by Anonymous||reply 301||05/11/2020|
The many misadventures of Courtney Love! Including, but not limited to:
- Being photographed with a homeless man suckling at her teat.
- Stealing lipstick from Sofia Coppola’s bedroom at her 16th birthday party and then decades later, leaving one for her at the reception of the Mercer Hotel to restore the karma.
- Getting into hot water for suggesting that the Jonas Bros “need some cock, some pussy”.
- Being carried away on a gurney on her 40th birthday and taken to Bellevue.
- Punching Kathleen Hanna (of Bikini Kill) in the face.
- Getting embroiled in the first ever Twitter-based libel court case in US history.
- Slashing the tyres on Fred Durst (from Limp Bizkit)’s tour bus at a festival because he was sleeping with underage girls.
- Trying to locate the missing MH370 flight an inadvertently discovering a significant oil spill in the ocean.
- Possibly being the long-lost granddaughter of Marlon Brando.
- Getting dropped by CAA for exposing Harvey Weinstein 15 years before the news came out.
- Interrupting Madonna’s interview on MTV by throwing a shoe and makeup compact at her. “Oh i’m sorry were you guys talking about astrophysics or something?” The first few seconds where Madonna just looks confused and terrified are hysterical.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||05/11/2020|
R302 I love in the beginning when Madonna says almost under her breath, "Please don't."
|by Anonymous||reply 303||05/11/2020|
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers being banned for LIFE from United's Red Carpet Clubs in 2010 for trying to take on the club staff, shitfaced, at 7 am as he "pounded down vodkas."
This incident followed two previous [italics]contretemps[/italics] in airport lounges (Paris in 2009 and Dublin in 2008) and preceded a second set-to at the Dublin airport in 2017.
The skies (or rather, the boarding areas) aren't that friendly when Jonathan's getting ready to fly.
|by Anonymous||reply 304||05/11/2020|
I feel sorry for Jonathan, all his embarrassing behaviour is down to his alcohol addiction.
|by Anonymous||reply 305||05/11/2020|
R303 She looks mortified. Courtney comes over to shake her hand and she keeps leaning back as if she's about to be attacked (I don't blame her). Also one of the funniest parts:
Courtney - 'I love the hospital: nice clothes, good money and-'
Madonna - 'and a lot of available drugs'
|by Anonymous||reply 306||05/11/2020|
r302, I remember that. I was laughing my ass off when I saw it.
|by Anonymous||reply 307||05/11/2020|
Charlie Sheen once believed that the Japanese Guinea Pig series was all real and contacted the FBI.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||05/21/2020|
Has anyone mentioned Keith Richard falling off a coconut tree?
|by Anonymous||reply 309||05/24/2020|
R155 r160 The TV anchors & pundits trying to explain the details of what Larry Craig did. They were trying to maintain serious faces and commentaries while attempting to avoid speaking too graphically. Some held back busting into laughter; others were looking uncomfortable with the subject matter.
|by Anonymous||reply 310||05/24/2020|
Kellyanne flashing the beaver to black college administrators.
|by Anonymous||reply 311||05/24/2020|
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