I’m not dead yet! I feel much better! - Kim Jong Un

I don’t think he’s fine at all.

Maybe they switched him with his doppelganger -- a tubby, butch lesbian who will liberate the country finally.

Margaret Cho is a good alternate choice as well.

Bad case of bat soup disease. Fine now!

He has several doubles — maybe the military is using them to keep the state propped up.

Remember their motto — “military first!” — is a frank admission that the country is basically a ruled by the military with the dictator at the top. The military gets first dibs on everything. The rationale for this is “the evil America is about to attack!!!”

So since the military is put in such a privileged position, it obviously has a deep need to keep the Kim dynasty in place.

Surprise, bitches! I'm the Leader now.

I told you gays so, but much like you were warned about everything, you failed to believe.

He's fine! He sends his love!

He's fucked.

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Doesn't look like him. Looks too old.

Something’s up.

Those pics are old...nobody is wearing a mask!

R13 Of course they’re not wearing masks. There is NO CORONA IN NK!

What a fucked up country.

drat. oh, well. we'll try again in the fall.

So the whole heart surgery and Chinese surgeons wasn't a thing?

Doesn’t look like him!

At least bitch sister is in the photos, which is a good sign for her eventual succession.

He wrote me a beautiful love letter saying that I am the best President ever, bigly. He's doing fine, just a little tired from this Coronavirus hoax. We shared a virtual piece of beautiful chocolate cake.

I was right. All you losers said he was dead.

That cracked me up, r2!

I’m trying not to come off racist here, but how will we know if he’s the real one or not? Didn’t Saddam Hussein have a whole slew of “stand ins” that took his place at events, I kind of recall a movie about it? And I remember Castro may have also?

I feel so rested and refreshed. Get me a toothbrush.

Margaret Cho can't be Kim Jong Un. She played his daddy, Kim Jong Il.

Does Margaret have any daughters?

Bitch gets fatter by the day. No wonder the rest of lousy country is suffering from famine.

Is he hawt by DL standards?

That doesn't look like him. He ded.

It's hard to say if it's him or not, he's gained weight since earlier this year and it's changed his face. His teeth look the same but honestly his ears don't, which I know sounds weird, but ears are often used in identifying people.

He definitely looks different. This could be a lookalike. It seems like Kim Jung Un was more squat, and something is off with the face.

Maybe Kim just had a kidney cyst like the Slovenian Whore and had to rest for a few weeks.

Kim Jong Un resurfaces on state media with mysterious mark on wrist

It’s all in the wrist — at least when it comes to figuring out what happened to the suddenly undead Kim Jong Un of North Korea.

State media released footage Saturday of the portly 38-year-old dictator riding an electric cart around the Sunchon Phosphatic Fertilizer factory with a new, mysterious mark on his wrist, NK News reported.

Information about the video and the mark on Kim’s wrist was very limited. A US medical professional told NK News that the small mark might signal a recent cardiovascular procedure, possibly a right, radial artery puncture.

Speculation has swirled about Kim’s health since he missed the April 15 birthday celebration for Kim Il Sung, his grandfather and the founder of North Korea.

The Daily NK, a Seoul-based publication that bases most of its reports on testimony from North Korean defectors and other sources inside the country, reported last week that Kim might have been recovering from surgery at a coastal resort. It reported Friday that something may have gone wrong for him healthwise “due to either excessive drinking or overwork.”

LOL - ALL YouTube psychics were wrong. Not dead, brain dead or a vegetable. He is fine and cuttng ribbons.

Some of the twitter consensus is that it's not him but a double.

Nomi's the only one who could get my tits poppin' out right.

^^^ Not sure how that happened, that comment was intended for the Showgirls thread. Although maybe it could apply to Kim Jong Un too.

Kim Jong Un is smokin'

the guy in the back is now dead for not laughing with Dear Leader.

R37, that looks like a photo from years ago...he almost looks svelte.

And now there has been random gunfire coming from the Nork side of the DMZ. Yes — I’m sure that’s the symbol of a very secure and conscious dictator in firm control of his country.

They be shootin’ to keep that corahnavirus OUT!

Aynuhvirus?

Isn't he the fellow that invented the hamburger?

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He's looking trannyish, the next Katelyn?

Any official word or actual evidence he's still alive?

R44 I bet there's a few chubby chasers here that would want to snuggle with her.

R46 Panda chasers huh?

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Maybe this is just a weekend at Bernie’s situation? Are Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman nearby?

Here he is with his doubles!

That’s weird, r50.

R50 Do all his doubles have triple chins as well?

One would think they’d have to.

I can’t believe he’s still alive. I mean, I DON’T believe it.

I’m not completely convinced that he’s alive and well. Just sayin’.

Do all the doubles have the secret codes to the bombs as well?