Why Are Straight Men So Obsessed With Pussy?

They like stink and the look of an Arby’s roast beef sandwich.

Beef curtains!!

I think the obsession is linked to some kind of reproductive drive to ensure the survival of our species, because Arby’s is NASTY.

If you can get past the look and sometimes the stench, the warm, satin walls of sugar are rewarding.

A cartoon penis is cute. A cartoon vagina is terrifying.

Like you guys aren't just as obsessed with dick...

Just sayin'.

This is so pathetic.

On the one hand it IS gross, but on the other hand fuck OP for making us think about it.

It’s so flexible.

Men have a strong sex drive whether they are gay or straight.

I'm with Stewie

Of course it is the natural and alluring aroma of fish.

We don't understand it either, OP. You see, we're not obsessed with sex.

Pussy = Reproduction = Masculinity = Survival = Money = Power

It’s all intertwined. If all women were put in labs tomorrow for artificial reproduction only and homosexuality was considered to be the higher societal choice we’d be overrun with cocksuckers. Look at tribal and 3rd world societies before all the Christian bigots railroaded in, homosexuality was accepted and bisexuality was the norm.

Cuz' straight men are [bold]pigs[/bold]. They are guided by their dicks and will do the most heinous of acts, including rape, in order to get at smelling distance of one.

R9 , IT'S AS IF I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS SLEEPING .

Just ballparking here. Maybe BECAUSE THEY"RE STRAIGHT?

Honestly, it’s is probably not horrific-looking until post-childbirth or age 30, whichever comes first. Most straight guys are obsessed with YOUNG, undamaged poon. It’s an evolutionary conundrum... how can organs that push out 7 pounds of slimy flesh also be an attractive receptacle for man-seed? I’m amazed that so many of us have siblings.

For the same reason you are obsessed with dick, OP. Except they can breed naturally, which is why their sex drive is actually very purposeful.

Modern women are horrendous, insane, insufferable... why would you wanna put up with that for torn up beef? We’re overpopulated as is.

R17 is one of those nitwits who apparently fails to realize SARCASM when he & she sees it.

A decent effort, OP, but your post should have followed the structure of the other "obsessed" threads from yesterday, and ended with something like this:

[italic]Again, why are straight men obsessed with pussy? Did they not get over fish fixation?[/italic]

I don't know. Men pay me lots of money just to eat my pussy, or to stick their dicks in for only a few minutes. It's really an obsession and need for some men. I liken it to my monthly facials, esthetic services and massages.

BTW, pussy only smells 'fishy' if the woman has bacterial vaginosis. Otherwise there should be no smell. Aside from a faint pussy smell, which most hetero men are innately attracted to anyway.

That's what makes them straight. Like our obsession with dick makes us gay.

Honestly, can any bi men on here provide perspective?

What are bisexuals obsessed with?

R27: Both?

R26 I personally think as a Bi, that a lot of straight men are motivated for pussy because of the group affirmation they get from it. I knew plenty of guys in MIDDLE and HS who didn’t mind everything gay (ass, dick) behind close doors but once the gender roles reinforcement kicked in hardcore later they went strictly puss. I used to say there was one guy who I swear got off fucking girls but in his mind all his Bros were shirtless and high-fiving him telling him how he was the “fucking man for getting that pussy!” Very repressed homosexuality and homoerotic. Now there are also a good deal that are just programmed like wild animals for it, but there are MANY that swing both ways. The need to fit in is a huge driving factor.

[quote] I personally think as a Bi, that a lot of straight men are motivated for pussy because of the group affirmation they get from it.

Judging from this statement, you couldn't possibly be more gay. More proof that bi men are just closet gays.

They say they’ll wilt and die of frustration if they can’t stick it in somewhere. Doesn’t matter where, though.

Because a vagina feels awesome around a dick! Especially when a woman is orgasming.

Ok. Madonna/Whore dichotomy (not actual Madonna homo). Straight men love immaculate clean pussy, on a woman who has been hiding it from other men. Or/and, they love dirty pussy, which has just been ruined and degraded until it's just a pole hole. Anywhere in between isn't all that interesting.

What do gay men love about assholes? (straight men also love female assholes, same reasons).

Vaginas can grip the length of the dick unlike the anus.

How many gay men have actually fucked a pussy?

I have.

[quote] What are bisexuals obsessed with?

99% of them are obsessed with dick and only dick. They just pretend to be attracted to the cooch too.

[quote]how can organs that push out 7 pounds of slimy flesh also be an attractive receptacle for man-seed?

One could also ask how can organs that are made for shitting with be an attractive receptacle for man-seed? Also, I guess the whole point of man-seed is so a baby can eventually be pushed out of a pussy.

Oh I don't know. Just look around the gay community. We've got our share of butt babies out there. They're born butt babies and many of them stay butt babies until they die.

I'm a 60 year old lesbian and I have been going down on women since I was 16 (including "straight" women who have had multiple children) and I have never seen a vagina that looks as ripped up as the one at R9. And I've slept with more than my share of women.

I'm guessing that vagina "style" is not too common. But that's just anecdotal evidence on my part.

This thread reminds me of how the straight guys from my adolescence would talk about how disgusting gay sex was.

The inverse of that , plus a robust infusion of misogyny, leads us to the hissing eldergays of Datalounge once again expressing their profound vagina panic while ironically musing on the sexual obsession of others without a remote question regarding their own fixations of sexual repulsion melded with keen interest.

That thing at R9 looks like something you'd see served on the half shell with lemon wedges on the side. Yuck!

I would say if you are going to have a beauty contest between a pussy and a penis, that neither would win. But then when you objectively look at human faces, they’re not that great looking either. Cats and dogs and even cows and pigs are cuter.

Well there are a few penii that are absolutely gorgeous. Porn star Rod Garetto possessed one of the most beautiful members ever to append from a human body.

R43 at least men don’t require a gallon of Sherwin Williams.

I'm Kinsey 5 and haven't had sex with women for over 30 years but still I remember how awesome it feels to have sex with a woman. I didn't really like the smell but there was still something about pussy that made me go crazy. Since my lust for women was never really strong I totally get why het guys are so drawn to it. Never underestimate the power of the pussy.

I don't know.

R46 How did it make you 'go crazy'?

Did you want to eat it? Does dick make you go even more crazy? What makes you go crazy for a man? If you're gay surely there's nothing like an orgasm with a man. Orgasm with a woman must be pretty subpar.

Most vaginas are not smelly. Just like most bottoms are not messy bottoms.

R29 I think there's a lot to that.

I think most men are bisexual. I would bet money that without social conditioning 90% of men would let an attractive gay male give them a blow job.

R48, I actually enjoyed having sex with women more than I have with most guys. It just feels good and very natural. It's emotionally different but it's obviously all about who you're with. My lust for men has always been raw and strong unlike with women. When I was 14 I didn't even get boners while french kissing my girlfriend, and I rarely if ever fantasized about girls, it was always about guys. But still, when I started having sex later the lust was there, and it probably really was pheronomes or such that made it so hot. Cock really fits pussy well, that's just how it is, and there's nothing homophobic about saying it out loud. Still, I enjoy anal with guys but I've always been more about sucking and getting sucked off. I wasn't too wild about eating pussy but since girls liked it I was totally fine doing it.

I still enjoy watching straight porn and I love seeing a pussy get pounded. However watching only guys many times feels more pure, it's hard to describe what I mean, though.

R44, that penis looks completely ridiculous to me. Each to their own, I guess.

[quote] I would bet money that without social conditioning 90% of men would let an attractive gay male give them a blow job.

Actually it's more like 100% would. Any prison guard will tell you that any straight man who is in prison long enough will eventually get involved in some sort of homosexual activity when that's all there is available.

Why are gay men so obsessed with pussy?

Ok R34 / R36, R46 etc. - you cleared up the mystery of pussy preference somewhat. I always wondered why some gay and many bi men are into pre-op trans guys... it’s the best of both worlds for them.

R51 I couldn't have said it better myself.

Pussy is designed by nature for a man's penis. It's perfect. It feel so amazing the first time you slide your dick in, that it becomes instantly addicting for a young hetero man. He then spends the rest of his life "chasing that pussy".

For me, growing up, i was very sexually active with boys and had my first orgasm at the hands of a boy, so an instant connection was made for me psycho-sexually-- "boys give me orgasms and I like orgasms!". I had no bias against sex with males. I didn't know I was having sex as a kid. I just thought it was something fun and it felt good. When I was a teen, i had sex with a girl, and while it felt amazing, something felt like it was missing after years and years of a finely tuned sexual response at the hands of males.

As a man who is 50, I'm not attracted to 50 year old women, but i am attracted to 50 year old men (and their cocks). So, I've had my share of pussy and cocks in my life and feel grateful that I can choose one, or the other, or both. But I think I'm done with pussy.

OP is an absolute idiot

I've had lots of pussy but I have to admit, there is a certain taboo factor I've never really heard talked about fucking a guy that got me going the first few time with ass. It can be a real turn on wondering if it's gonna happen and then being balls deep in a guy with him begging for you to come inside can be really hot.

[quote] I have never seen a vagina that looks as ripped up as the one at [R9].

Lots of dicks are ugly too as I should know. Many have had their foreskins surgically removed even.

I bet the ugliest pussy in the world is way nastier than the ugliest dick....

I probably could have been more straight leaning but being in a family of controlling, abusive histrionic women and then being drawn to girl friends like that until my 20s, fucked me in the head. I’m talking like POW psychological abuse and control too. I was Mr. Nice Guy doormat, Johnny-On-The-Spot. Men were more mysterious and as teen years hit I got pushed into the fag hag bestie role for a variety of reasons. Pamela Anderson was the first person I masterbated to and I used to fantasize about women a lot & messed around with or had sex with many... but I really drew psychotic women to me, so after so long I realized that I would never have a nice girl want to be with me and second the abuse & work to satisfy them wasn’t worth it either way. So luckily I was bi and I had an option. I have no intention to EVER be with a woman again.

I know how you feel, R61. But I have finally decided it was more the case that I was seeking out the super crazy women on purpose because I didn't know or was too scared to admit I was gay. Self-sabotage. I am also way done with the pussy.

i would fuck more pussy if it was as simple as "Spray, Delay and Walk Away"

I have tried pussy before as part of a three-way. I wore a condom, so I didn't feel the real sensation of what pussy really feels like. I might have to try again.

R62 I could see that. I think the having to choose a sexuality thing and stringent gender roles is also a part of it. I honestly though think that for those of us that are fluid, nothing will turn you gay faster than a crazy overbearing mother.

R64 Did you like it though? Do you understand the obsession?

R61 R62 Some people just like to seek out crazy people male or female. Remember, crazy in the streets equals crazy in the sheets! I tend to be attracted to crazy women and men.

Yes R65, my crazy overbearing mother is the other part of that equation!

R67 at the end I was married to a woman who really was psychotic for real, and there was no upside. A little too crazy for me....

R48 et al: pussy was made by the good lord for fucking. It fits like a glove. It adapts to fit any dick shape and size. It is self lubricating. It is wonderfully designed for fucking.

But here’s the thing. As a gay man though, I prefer the dirtier grossier anus.

It is not designed for fucking in the first place. I prefer performing anilingus to cunnilingus.

But I only want to fuck a mans anus. And I’ve fucked a woman in the ass. I’ve no desire to fuck a woman ever again in either hole, or even get fellated by them.

Why is that? An anus is an anus regardless of the gender of the person it belongs to.

And here’s what all gays and everybody else needs to understand. Being gay is about affectional, emotional and psychological orientation. It is not about the mechanics of sex and body parts through which this preference is expressed.

I could never fall in love with a woman. Sex never felt natural with a woman. I could never feel the powerful bond between the sexual act and emotional love with a woman.

The more gays understand this, the easier and healthier it will be.

I think there are some bi men and women turned off by bad sex. Sex so bad they lean towards the other side completely.

You never know until you experience it. I didn't think I liked men until a male stripper grabbed my ass and started rubbing it. I didn't know I could get so aroused.

R56 Not even most 50 year old STRAIGHT men are into 50 year old women, while many young women wouldn’t mind dating a 50 year old guy. Biology favors youth and fertility. Since we retain virility past 50, gay men are more likely than straight guys to date in our age range and older, IMO.

(R66) It was fine, and I got to the point when I almost came. But I think the sensation of fucking pussy was hampered by the condom. I want to try it raw.

People complain that there is a fishy smell to pussy, but I didn't notice that. If anything, the smell was kind of erotic.

Would you stuff a half-pound of raw, chipped beef in a stale pita (with a small scoop of chunk light tuna to add some scent), then plow your throbbing man meat into it?

They don’t smell like fish unless they are unwashed with old cum sitting in them. Normally they smell good, even a bit floral or like a spicy tea.

[quote]BTW, pussy only smells 'fishy' if the woman has bacterial vaginosis.

BULLSHIT

When I came out to my family in my 20s, my older brother refused to accept the news. "But it's...PUSSY," he insisted.

R75= delusional lesbian.

What is even he point of lesbianism? What are you accomplishing with all that flicking and rubbing and grinding? And how do you know when to stop? Makes no sense.

Straight men turn their nose up at some pussies.

That thing at R9 looks like Cthulhu.

I wouldn’t go near the dicks of you tuna lovers. You have been permanently befouled.

[R78] I’m not delusional, I own a pussy and it doesn’t smell like fish. I don’t like stinky breath, underarms, or genitalia and am very realistic when confronted by stank. My pussy may not look like a flower, but it smells good and and it feels good.

If I saw one on the side of the road, I might poke it with a stick. But if I saw one alive, and coming at me, I would run the other way.

Why are fat men so obsessed with donuts?

Why are mothers so obsessed with strollers?

Why are Javerts so obsessed with Jean Valjeans?

Why are Wile E. Coyotes so obsessed with Roadrunners?

Why are Jan Valjans obsessed with Marshas?

Q: What did the blind man say when he walked through the fish market?

A: Good morning, ladies!

What do you call all that skin around a vagina?

R90 A woman!

Women get that fishy smell from dicks, guys! Our dirty dicks pass yeast to that warm moist environment and then they pass it back! Most men don't realize they have a yeast infection. It comes in the form of an itch that wont go away. That's a male yeast infection. Women's vagines really take a beating with yeast. And couples pass it back and forth without realizing that yeast infections are STD's! They're contagious! If men washed their dicks before dicking down, they're ladies wouldn't get that fishy gross smell!

R92 is right.

And uncircumcised dick are real problem. If you've ever tasted an uncut dick and the head tasted like a copper penny, bro has not been washing properly!!! Send his ass to the bathroom and tell him "what's up"!

Wash yo dick!!!!

Is there such a thing as an ANAL yeast infection? Do men get these? Just curious if anyone knows.

Because pussy feels like Nirvana. Are you a Gold Star or something?

[quote]I’m not delusional, I own a pussy and it doesn’t smell like fish.

You just think it doesn’t. Prior to the 20th century and modern hygiene practices, no one thought they stunk because everyone stunk. I guarantee, if you could go back in time, the first thing you’d notice after getting out of the time machine was the horrible stench.

[quote]Is there such a thing as an ANAL yeast infection? Do men get these?

Of course not, only pussies get yeast infections. It’s caused by the eggs rotting from the inside.

[quote]Women get that fishy smell from dicks, guys!

BULLSHIT

That is impossible. DICKS get fishy smell from being inside totally gross PUSSIES.

GTFO, tuna taster!

It’s wet, warm and feels good? The vagina is made for dick. Duh, OP.

[quote] Is there such a thing as an ANAL yeast infection? Do men get these?

Yep, and on their dicks too.

Is there such a thing as a Goldstar bisexual?

[quote]It’s wet, warm and feels good? The vagina is made for dick. Duh, OP.

I guess my question is does it really contract enough to get a good grip on the dick or is it a loose fit unless the dick has good girth? Does pussy grip as tightly as ass does?

aside from all the stupid and hateful comments, a vagina (as someone else posted) has no fishy order unless vaginosis is present. that being said, the heart wants what it wants, some people like dick and some like vagina, and some like both. I think straight men seem more obsessed with it than others, but I think it's because it's about power for them - the whole machismo thing - bragging rights, conquests, ownership, - it's tribal and hard wired I think, like so many other traits. My 91 year old mother said when her great grandson was making yet another horrible choice , "I'll never understand men - they barely get out of one and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in"

I ask a question posed earlier by someone else: why are gay men so obsessed with pussy?

Because it’s so very strange and we don’t understand why straight me want it instead of us.

The freaks do Kegels so they can grip better, R103. But I think most of them just end up loose, blown-apart messes.

The anal sphincter does not grip the entire length of the penis like the muscular vagina does, regardless of its girth.

Vaginas can also get loose after giving multiple births just as the ring like grip of the anal sphincter loosens after frequent anal Intercourse.

[Quote] Because it’s so very strange and we don’t understand why straight me want it instead of us.

WHY ARE STRAIGHT MEN SO OBSESSED WITH PUSSY?

And why are we so obsessed with

(a) unaccomplished talentless reality stars who post pics of their smoothies (b) illiterate grifters who post their wishlists? (c) self-important self-adoring pseudo fitness trainers on ONLY FANS (d) characters from VALLEY OF THE DOLLS (e) the Golden Girls

Why?

Beats me, OP.

R30 omg, dead, lol

I defy anyone, in a blindfold test, to accurately identify freshly-separated vag lips from a just-opened can of Bumble Bee, at a distance of 12 inches.

Because their primal memory is coming out through the pussy. So are we done here now?

You just broke the Kinsey scale OP. Nobody is this gay.

I was horrified to see the exterior sexual organs of the woman applying lubricant (above thread). She must have some disease. Normal woman don't look like that. The area is usually pink and does not have a frilly damaged look. I wish a OB Gyn would comment. Just in case you boys are interested.

R1, R2 and R5 how old are you? Eight? Pathetic...

I'm a cock-loving, gay pron obsessed dude and I love meaty pussy lips hanging out of a vag!!! I think it's awesome and don't like that women get plastic surgery to look like they're 12 years old again! Man, I'd wear those decade's old, beat-up droopy lips with PRIDE!!! Those exhausted beef curtains are proof of what women sacrifice for their man's pleasure!!!

Mine is not fishy smelling at all; more like a mix of peach blossoms and lilacs. And the texture of the lips down there feel like magnolia petals. Powerful and rich men can't resist. But I do make them beg just a little bit. hehe

Goldstar gay here. I'm sort of intrigued by the look of pussy and the mons veneris and all the other flappy parts (but still not sure where the pee hole is); and I love the smell of a woman being on the rag. However, when I watch straight porn, I realized the guy has got to do all the work. Women are just holes to be filled. They just lie there and expect the guy to do all the work. And let's not forget their awful personalities.

[quote]Because their primal memory is coming out through the pussy. So are we done here now?

But half of births are done via c-section in recent decades and therefore do not come out through the cunt. So no, we’re not done.

R120, just for your information, what you see in straight porn isn't actually what straight sex is like. Far from it.

I admit that I am a bit scared of vagina, not just from being gay but also from negative childhood experiences with women, and then being exposed to folkloric depictions of people linked to their genitals: penis is outward and ascending (under the right conditions) like a spire on a cathedral while vagina is deep, mysterious, and cavelike).

The same masculine symbols in folklore and (through osmosis) pop culture, are typically linked to sky. intellect, and spirituality (wizard, castle, sun) while feminine archetypes are usually associated with earth, emotion, and deception (witch, cave, moon.)

This is changing, though, because of the popularization of gender fluidity and books like the Harry Potter series that invert or destroy sex-based stereotypes by setting wizards and witches on the same plane (although Rowling ironically had to publish as “J.K.” to be taken seriously because “Joanne” is SUCH a Frau name.)

R122 Oh, really. How so?

People having real sex (both straight and gay) aren't worried about camera angles, making sure there's enough space between them so they can get a good shot of the penis going in and out of whatever hole it's penetrating. Real people having sex want to be as close to each other as possible. So close that their sweat combines into one puddle.

And most people don't go through a prescribed set of 4 position changes during a 15=20 minute sex session.

R125 & R126: And porn is heavily edited. A 20 minute scene is composed of multiple takes to make it seem longer than it really is. Porn hardly depicts real sex any more than regular movies depict real life. It's all fantasy.

It depends on the porn R127. Studio Porn- yes. Amateur- no.

R128. Yes, amateur porn is more realistic. But it's still often staged: angles positioned for the viewer, playing up to the camera versus focusing on your partner. . .

I’d rather look at pussy than a disgusting rosebud

R130 Would you look at it during a heavy flow day?

Straight men are strange. They like weird shit. Don't try and figure them out.