He's third in line to the throne, after his mother Crown Princess Victoria and his elder sister Princess Estelle.
Prince Oskar of Sweden: The cherubic face of pure evil
|by Anonymous||reply 370||Last Monday at 3:44 PM|
Here he is as a baby at his christening, clearly wondering whose neck will come close enough so he can throttle it,.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/26/2020|
Stop picking on children..
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/26/2020|
Why does a child have the eye bags of a 56 year old meth addict? That kid looks like he's seen some shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/26/2020|
"Soon, they will let go of my hands, and I will be free to kill!... KILL!"
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/26/2020|
He kind of reminds me of someone...
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/26/2020|
[quote] Stop picking on children..
Go ahead and complain to the manager, Karen.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/26/2020|
R2 must not have been around when we had multiple hilarious threads on little Zahara Jolie.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/26/2020|
That ugly duckling could grow into a hot Swede like Martin Wallström.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/26/2020|
Those sunken eyes and under-eye bags look like Thomas Gibson's haggard final seasons on Criminal Minds, when his hatred for Shemar Moore could not be fully contained.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/26/2020|
Where's the hot Swede, R8?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/26/2020|
Princess Estelle? Estelle is your great aunt in Brooklyn who complains about gentrification, not a potential monarch.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/26/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/26/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/26/2020|
Look Oskar, it’s all for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/26/2020|
Pedo thread. EWWWWW!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/26/2020|
His parents need to accept that a bejeweled scepter can be used as more than just a *ceremonial* emblem of authority.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/26/2020|
He seems sweet.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/26/2020|
Damn, OP is right. This kid looks evil as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/26/2020|
He’s like the real life Damien. Is something being done to prevent him from amassing too much power? I’m guessing the Swedish Royal Family are just a bunch of welfare queen celebrities like the Brits, right? The King couldn’t take over the country, could he?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/26/2020|
Does he have.... a syndrome?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/26/2020|
No one is sure why Princess Estelle, who will almost certainly inherit the throne one day, has her name--no other Swedish princess in history has this name. When she was born, King Carl Gustav told his cabinet that her name was very dear to Crown Princess Victoria and her family, but he enver explain any further.
There is speculation she is named after the American heiress Estelle Bernadotte, who was the wife of the king's godfather, Count Folke Bernadotte, the first UN mediator in Israel and was assassinated there in 1948. Estelle Bernadotte went on to manage a care home for elderly women in Stockholm, and was considered a pretty saintly person during her lifetime.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/26/2020|
When she becomes queen can she change her name? Perhaps she can be Gustava?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/26/2020|
He may be closer to the throne than we think. The current king, Carl Gustav, turns 74 in a few days, and most European monarchs are retiring at age 75 now. (On the other hand, King Harald of Norway is 83, and Queen Elizabeth of the UK is 94.)
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/26/2020|
If Sweden is like the UK, she can legally use any of her baptismal names to reign under: Estelle Silvia Ewa Mary.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/26/2020|
There is only one new Damien.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/26/2020|
Here is Oskar's uncle, Prince Carl Philip.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/26/2020|
In that R1 picture, he reminds me of that prank baby:
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/26/2020|
Theres some real anger in that kids face . Hes got issues !
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/26/2020|
Here he is plotting to kill his mother
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/26/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/26/2020|
I can’t believe how hilarious those photos are! You’re not joking....he really looks like pure evil in every picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/26/2020|
Oh dear...that should put the rest the idea that merely being "Aryan" makes you look superior. I hope that poor girl becomes a swan.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/26/2020|
I am merely biding my time....
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/26/2020|
So, photographer: you wish to die today?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/26/2020|
Oh dear, we will all be dead by the time it happens, but I'm thinking England is fucked if George doesn't abdicate in favor of Charlotte. Sweden's conquering.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/26/2020|
[quote]He's third in line to the throne, after his mother Crown Princess Victoria and his elder sister Princess Estelle.
Clearly he'll have them murdered when the fancy strikes him.
Anyone happen to know the current location of the Seven Daggers of Megiddo?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/26/2020|
[quote] Oh dear...that should put the rest the idea that merely being "Aryan" makes you look superior.
Oskar's uncle At R26 doesn’t look very Aryan.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/26/2020|
Estelle means star. I think it's a lovely name!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/26/2020|
R31 evil but cherubic. That’s the perfect description and this thread is hilarious.
And where did he get those bags?? It’s kind of cute but weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/26/2020|
I seriously don't understand this baby's face. My late Mom ran a daycare from the time I was five years old to my 26th birthday. Dozens of babies I saw over those years...and never have I seen such a lumpy face.
He looks to be carved out of Silly Putty.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/26/2020|
Is it desirous of a mate?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/26/2020|
Marry me, and together we will rule the planet!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/26/2020|
Unfortunately, most of you won't be alive when Prince Oskar battles Prince George for the soul of humanity.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/26/2020|
Sweden, you in danger gurl
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/26/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/26/2020|
I'm getting a King Joffrey vibe...
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/26/2020|
I only read the first few posts before I knew the OP is destined for the kind of history like "Sumerian Housewives."
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/27/2020|
I got the chills just looking at that picture and hearing the Omen theme in my head.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/27/2020|
Have people around this kid started dying in bizarre, over-the-top ways yet? Decapitations, elevator accidents, lightning rod skewerings, crow attacks?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/27/2020|
Does he have Down syndrome? Sort of has that look, just like Prince Louis of GB.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/27/2020|
You sho is ugly!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/27/2020|
This kid has squishy face. Princess Charlotte will be pretty when she grows up.
R9 why’d he hate Shemar?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/27/2020|
Fun fact: to get him to smile for this photo, his dad promised him he could torture and kill a whole litter of puppies when they got back to the castle.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||04/27/2020|
Future queen to be Estelle, on the other hand, is adorable!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/27/2020|
The happy family
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/27/2020|
Who's the hottie holding Estelle in R54's pic! That's the daddy? Damn!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/27/2020|
I know a couple who had the ugliest baby. Grew into a chubby kid with a round face and beady eyes. Then the kid became a teenager, got into sports and he is breath takingly handsome. We all comment that we didn’t that one coming. You never know.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||04/27/2020|
R56 He's her uncle, Prince Carl Philip
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/27/2020|
[quote] Who's the hottie holding Estelle in [R54]'s pic! That's the daddy? Damn!
No, that's her uncle, Prince Carl Philip, the lust object of all Dataloungers interested in royals.
Her actual daddy, Prince Daniel, Duke of Västergötland, is the balding man with the glasses and the comb-over at r55.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/27/2020|
R56 that’s the uncle, Prince Carl Phillip.
Hot as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/27/2020|
Uncle is a hottie
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 62||04/27/2020|
Derail my fucking thread at your own risk, bitches.
Get back to showing some awe for the intended subject.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||04/27/2020|
So how does that uncle become King? Where is he in the lineup?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||04/27/2020|
The Uncle was supposed to be the next King when he was born. Unfortunately, (well, not really) it was in the 70s after the feminist movement and a string of wonderful female monarchs made people stop the practice of male heirs skipping over their sisters. So Carl Phillip's older sister retained her rightful place as the heir. Her father, the current King, was upset about this change for YEARS. It was the government that passed this law, the King was not in favor of this change. Now that we see how gorgeous his son turned out, it is a sad PR disaster. But, his oldest daughter is responsible, warm, and treasured by the Swedes, even those that don't favor the monarchy. She may be their Elizabeth, someone that can keep this shit going long past it's expiration date.
Just last year, the King (the government) revoked the Princely titles granted to his grand children, outside of the oldest daughters. A lot has changed under the current King's reign. A female leading the country may be for the best.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/27/2020|
Prince Carl Philip looks white adjacentish.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/27/2020|
Which is why he's hotter than the rest, R66. This "pure" crap produces uglies like the Windsors.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/27/2020|
Does the uncle have an Only Fans page, asking for a friend?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/27/2020|
Does he have “an” Onlyfans or “a” Vine?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/27/2020|
So, R65, if the older sister met an untimely death, the hottie becomes King?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/27/2020|
R55 Has me concerned. The Princess is 42 now?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/27/2020|
[quote] if the older sister met an untimely death, the hottie becomes King?
No. Her daughter Estelle would become queen followed by the devil spawn, Oskar (subject of this thread). Only if those three died or abdicated would Carl Philip (the hottie) become king as things now stand.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/27/2020|
I hope Carl Philip is as free wheeling as Prince Margaret was in her day and the toast of a Europe.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/27/2020|
I predict that Princess Madeleine's son Nicolas will be a "good match" for George when they grow up.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||04/27/2020|
R75, that boy's a goner once Oskar is old enough to know how to cut brakes.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/27/2020|
Baby Oskar seemed to have a chronic constipation problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||04/27/2020|
Practicing his strangulation skills.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/27/2020|
That's one baby who'd throw YOU off a cruise ship.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/27/2020|
Swipe for Psycho Swede.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/27/2020|
That's one baby you abort...while it's 10 minutes out of the womb.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||04/27/2020|
r70 any hopes of securing the crown go out the door once the heir or monarch produces a child. Didn't you see The Lion King when Scar was moping around following Simba's birth?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/27/2020|
Photo No# 1: Are We There Yet?
Photo No# 2: We'd Better Be Fucking There Now.
Photo No#3: You People Are Going To Die!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||04/27/2020|
r75 over Kate's dead body. The Royal Family HATES Americans, or ones that marry into the family. He's half American, Her Majesty, Queen Catherine, would not allow it! He can find a nice Canadian boy if he craves North American cock. Plus, that boy is legally no longer a Prince, just a rich kid as of last year.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/27/2020|
I wonder...how can I get rid of this smiley bitch sister?
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/27/2020|
"Sanguis bibimus, corpus edimus!"
|by Anonymous||reply 86||04/27/2020|
This kid is my new spirit animal.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||04/27/2020|
Ah, they grow up so fast! I remember when his parents got married & DL had a good laugh over his mother marrying a guy with chronic gay face
|by Anonymous||reply 88||04/27/2020|
R75 that kid gives me Richard Chamberlain vibes. Could be his wide set eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||04/27/2020|
Come on...he's the cutest little evil-looking kid ever! The more you look at him, the more adorable he is. And his sister is super cute.
You couldn't build a more perfect looking Prince Charming than his uncle if you tried.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||04/27/2020|
At least he looks like there are thoughts running through his mind and he doesn't simply have a mindless, vacant stare.
They may be evil thoughts, but at least he's got the intelligence to be plotting and planning...unlike some other baby royals.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||04/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 92||04/27/2020|
True r90, but the Dutch certainly tried to produce handsome Gen-Z princes. Time will tell if they grow up to me handsome or hideous.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||04/27/2020|
Mummy? Why does Cousin Oskar keep sending me texts saying “Criss Cross?” And he signs them “Bruno.” Who’s Bruno?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||04/27/2020|
R93, please learn the difference between the Danes and the Dutch.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||04/27/2020|
[quote] R93, please learn the difference between the Danes and the Dutch.
R95, please forgive R93; he’s from the Netheregions.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||04/27/2020|
My bad r95, I'll take the L on that one.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||04/27/2020|
I couldn't care less about royals, specially when i live in a monarchy (the children of Elena and his corrupted husband are cute, or at least were when they were younger), but i'm a fan of this kid.
He looks adorably evil in every pic, he is like the reverse of prince George
|by Anonymous||reply 98||04/27/2020|
A storm named Oskar is coming, world. Be prepared!
|by Anonymous||reply 99||04/27/2020|
I'm going to bookmark this thread for a future comparison against the eventual threads about H&M's child. Interesting to see if Archie is treated as favorable or neutral on DL.
Prince Oskar does have an interesting face. I'm loving the pictures. He is truly the anti-George. Watch him grow into a stunner.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||04/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 101||04/27/2020|
I'm voting for this as the best thread ever. More pictures of Evil Oskar- Prince George's nemesis. Only Queen Charlotte will be able to vanquish him by summoning her inner bad ass and using it for good. She will save you all, peasants!
But seriously Uncle Carl is hot as f*ck although he has sad eyes like Trudeau's. Did daddy not love him? Or was it the pain of never becoming King?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||04/27/2020|
I would guess Carl Philip is relieved not to become king.
No one really wants to be king or queen regnant--it's a lot of pressure. the only trouble is that if you're second in line in the UK you don't know what you're supposed to do with your life, and so Margaret, Andrew, and Harry all grew up unhappy. I think in the Scandinavian countries there's less pressure to do something important with your life.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||04/27/2020|
This is a child. Ffs.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||04/27/2020|
An evil, cherubic one.
Keep the pics coming!
|by Anonymous||reply 105||04/27/2020|
For future reference...thinking about burning down the house.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||04/27/2020|
Swipe for a way to strangle your Mommy.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||04/27/2020|
If only I could make Smiley Sister go away. Sigh.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||04/27/2020|
R108 Well he can start by poking her eyes out with those pointy ends of the star.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||04/27/2020|
LOVE it. Cherubic face of evil hahaha
|by Anonymous||reply 110||04/27/2020|
My favorite DL ugly child thread is “Drew Brees Sure Has an Ugly Son”.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||04/27/2020|
So many on DL have minds that are products of Hollywood - typecasting ninnies with only a loose grip on reality.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||04/27/2020|
Oh lighten up Princess Victoria at R112, we're just kidding. The kid is cute
|by Anonymous||reply 113||04/27/2020|
The Swedish Royal family aren't that wealthy, being the Monarch gives you access to the bulk of the family wealth. I'm sure knowing that you were born the heir only to have the government strip you of your birth right probably makes someone feel sort of resentful. I assume both of us don't know the Prince r103 but depending on his personality type he may be the sort to crave power or leadership roles. From school reports he sounds like a spoiled rich man-child that is fine doing next to nothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||04/27/2020|
That's the angriest baby I've ever seen.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||04/27/2020|
Of course he is cute, devilish cute
|by Anonymous||reply 116||04/27/2020|
Here is the “Drew Brees Sure Has an Ugly Son” thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||04/27/2020|
Is there a pet cemetery on the royal grounds?
|by Anonymous||reply 118||04/27/2020|
There they are at r108, all dressed up to summon Prince Oskar's liege lord, the Prince of Darkness, at one of their Dark Masses in the Swedish forests.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||04/27/2020|
R114– Carl Philip supposedly makes Harry look smart in comparison
|by Anonymous||reply 120||04/27/2020|
Practicing those strangulation skills
|by Anonymous||reply 121||04/27/2020|
he's so cute!
|by Anonymous||reply 122||04/27/2020|
Looking for a victim...
|by Anonymous||reply 123||04/27/2020|
[quote]This is a child. Ffs.
Oh, come on. If we can't make fun of hideous children on Datalounge, the virus truly has won.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||04/27/2020|
His father reminds me of Mike Myers’ Dieter character from SNL.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||04/27/2020|
I think if he ever ascends to power he will make Caligula look like an amateur.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||04/27/2020|
More hot uncle Prince Carl Philip
|by Anonymous||reply 127||04/27/2020|
When Prince Oskar becomes KING Oscar, his uncle Carl Philip will be his viciously protective personal bodyguard.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||04/27/2020|
R125 Standing next to Prince Carl Philip in pictures has to truly suck.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||04/27/2020|
Pretty good likeness.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||04/27/2020|
Attacking his poor sister (and future Queen to boot!)
|by Anonymous||reply 131||04/27/2020|
Is there a strain of Mediterranean or Latin American blood in the Swedish royal family? Carl Philip looks nothing like his parents. Or perhaps the current king is not his father?
|by Anonymous||reply 132||04/27/2020|
Both Carl Philip and Victoria have darker features, Madeleine doesn't look related to them.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||04/27/2020|
R132 Recessive genes.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||04/27/2020|
[quote] Both Carl Philip and Victoria have darker featureS
Victoria looks like her mother. Carl Philip doesn’t resemble either parent.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||04/27/2020|
To me he does vaguely resemble his father in some pics
|by Anonymous||reply 136||04/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 137||04/27/2020|
Carl Philip's mom is half Brazilian
|by Anonymous||reply 138||04/27/2020|
Thanks, R138. That explains it.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||04/27/2020|
120 Prince Carl Phillip is actually very intelligent. He struggled with very severe dyslexia as a child.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||04/27/2020|
Wow, R133, all three of them are gorgeous. What would the Brits do to have just one family member who looks like that let alone three.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||04/27/2020|
In r133's photo, Prince Carl Philip looks like Levi Johnston (but not in the other photos).
|by Anonymous||reply 142||04/27/2020|
R131 When he is king it will be heads of his enemies that he will kick around the garden.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||04/27/2020|
Him and Charlotte are going to marry and go full Ptolemaic dynasty on everyone aren't they?
|by Anonymous||reply 144||04/27/2020|
r129 not when you outrank him. Her husband went form a personal trainer to a prince and second once of the most powerful men in Sweden. Unlike the UK, he was made a Prince in his own right. Carl-Phillip's wife is also a Princess in her own right following their marriage. I bet the future Prince Consort has a lot of stamina give his athleticism, so he can throw a mean fuck with his Swedish cock. He is happy as a clam and secured the bag.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||04/27/2020|
Prince Carl Philip just can NOT take a bad picture. It's nuts. Here he is with his two little boys. Cute but neither one can compare with Prince Oskar.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||04/27/2020|
I think both Victoria and Madeleine had some discreet plastic surgery during their teenage years. Both nose jobs and possibly something with her chin (Victoria).
|by Anonymous||reply 147||04/27/2020|
Get out of the way, William and Harry.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||04/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 149||04/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 150||04/27/2020|
Plotting the destruction of his enemies.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||04/27/2020|
R150 ^thats the most normal picture of him. He doesn’t look demonic. Must be b/c the eyebrows are covered.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||04/27/2020|
r152 It was taken at Halloween. Strange that holiday makes him happy
|by Anonymous||reply 153||04/27/2020|
Just pondering world... no... GALACTIC domination.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||04/27/2020|
Here he is in full Damian mode. The photographer must have burst into flames after pushing the button.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||04/27/2020|
"HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME!!! No... no, I must play my cards correctly. I must not set her alight with my birthday candles. But her time will come. OH, it. will. come."
|by Anonymous||reply 156||04/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 157||04/27/2020|
"Mummy, may I hear the tale of Ivan the Terrible again?"
|by Anonymous||reply 158||04/27/2020|
"I was told there'd be executions today. LIES!"
|by Anonymous||reply 159||04/27/2020|
keeping a lookout for his enemies. they're everywhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||04/27/2020|
He'll grow up looking like Bill Skarsgard
|by Anonymous||reply 161||04/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 162||04/27/2020|
If you think I'm taking a nap without watching the end of Midsommer, you are sadly mistaken lady
|by Anonymous||reply 163||04/27/2020|
R163 Naps are for softies like Prince George the Wimpy
|by Anonymous||reply 164||04/27/2020|
"Oh if only all of Sweden had one neck!"
|by Anonymous||reply 165||04/27/2020|
The Child is the Father of the Man.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||04/27/2020|
He may be smiling @R108, but you know inside he's boiling mad that star doesn't look like this:
|by Anonymous||reply 167||04/27/2020|
"Hang the dissidents from that tree!"
|by Anonymous||reply 168||04/27/2020|
Pazuzu was a pussy. I shall not repeat his mistakes. Oh, and burn this woman's hideous dress. With her in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||04/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 170||04/27/2020|
I think he’s sweet and cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||04/27/2020|
yes R171 don't get the wrong idea. he's adorable, without a doubt!
|by Anonymous||reply 172||04/27/2020|
This thread is hysterical, because with the pictures it's like
omigod he DOES look evil
|by Anonymous||reply 173||04/27/2020|
r170: I literally shreiked "WTF is wrong with that kid?!' upon seeing that photo. His parents should have swapped him with another baby at the hospital.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||04/27/2020|
The sad thing about Princess Madeleine is that if things were done now how they did it back then, she would have been the perfect wife of Prince William (or even Harry). Instead of those two social climbers polluting the royal blood.
She would have been wildly popular in the UK.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||04/27/2020|
This is his favorite book, his bible so to speak.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||04/27/2020|
r175 gosh that would have been great on paper. But I feel like it would be very hard to join another royal house. Thankfully, they aren't forced to be together. Madeleine is accustom to a level of respect that would rub the Firm the wrong way. William was looking for a woman that would roll over and take his shit. Madeleine likes a strong confident man, William is think skinned and passive aggressive. Madeleine's husband treats her like a Princess and seems to adore her. William likely hasn't adored any woman besides his mother.
Madeleine would have likely slapped their shit out of William if forced to deal with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||04/27/2020|
They are a very handsome couple, R177.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||04/27/2020|
What’s that thing under his right eye at r160? If magnified would it be 666 in miniature?
|by Anonymous||reply 179||04/27/2020|
I love you, R165.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||04/27/2020|
Make no mistake....
....this "child" has tasted blood.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||04/27/2020|
Oskar! I'll be single soon. Call me!
|by Anonymous||reply 182||04/28/2020|
The family calls him “Caligula.”
|by Anonymous||reply 183||04/28/2020|
[quote]I think he’s sweet and cute.
Shut up, Rosemary!
|by Anonymous||reply 184||04/28/2020|
i LOVE you R184
|by Anonymous||reply 185||04/28/2020|
This thread is a hoot! He does look like an evil little doll, doesn't he?
|by Anonymous||reply 186||04/28/2020|
"Oh you haven't even seen evil dolls yet R186. When I am KING I will call upon the forces of darkness to possess every doll in Sweden, and command them to KILL! KILL! KILL! CONQUER! CONQUER! CONQUER!"
|by Anonymous||reply 187||04/28/2020|
Will he grow up to look like Sam Neill?
|by Anonymous||reply 188||04/28/2020|
More like Joe Lo Truglio of Brooklyn Nine Nine and Wet Hot American Summer
|by Anonymous||reply 189||04/29/2020|
I think, moving forward, Prince Oscar should be DL's resident spirit animal. He is the personification of this site.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||04/29/2020|
So now we know why Sweden doesn't have stay-at -home orders!
|by Anonymous||reply 191||04/29/2020|
Swedes need to be out and about because the child feeds at night and needs prey. If they're locked behind doors, harder for him to get to them, R191
|by Anonymous||reply 192||04/29/2020|
Moaaar please! This kid is amazing. And yes, he needs to be DL's mascot
|by Anonymous||reply 193||04/30/2020|
R193 yes agreed please! I’ve come over to the side where he’s less “the cherubic face of evil” and more just freaking adorable (the more pictures I look of him), but he still has that devilish look and the captions here made these pics priceless!
|by Anonymous||reply 194||04/30/2020|
If this cup was filled with water, I could hold Smiley Sister's head under until mission is complete.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||04/30/2020|
Why don't these chicks put a hat on me?
|by Anonymous||reply 196||04/30/2020|
Oskar’s pointy eyebrows remind me of Crown Princess Mette Marit of Norway.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||04/30/2020|
To what will King Oscar feed his enemies to?
A) hungry tigers
B) a pit of anacondas
C) starving peasants
D) All of the above
|by Anonymous||reply 198||04/30/2020|
I wish the dutiful Victoria would have named her daughter either Margrethe, Christina, or Ulrica after the three female queens regnant of Sweden. It would be interesting because Margrethe was queen of all the Scandinavian countries, so the current queen of Denmark is Margrethe II but Estelle could have been Margrethe II as well, except of Sweden.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||04/30/2020|
R199 I know, Estelle is so... old Jewish lady. So random.
Pretty sure that was said upthread.
But damn Oskar is so cuuuute.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||04/30/2020|
Actually, I very much like it they named a future queen regnant after someone new. They need more new names in that family.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||04/30/2020|
R301, how about Gustav? That has a nice ring to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||04/30/2020|
He is adorable in that jersey in R195. It looks like it has some team signatures all over it. The Swedish royal family obviously has it all over those stupid Brits. Princess Sofia is the one volunteering in a hospital.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||04/30/2020|
Princess Sofia took to royal life like a fish swimming in a pond, despite her slutty past and her neck tattoo. Something Me! over in LA couldn’t figure out.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||04/30/2020|
Prince Louis has an avid, rapacious look to him as well. Bit like Henry Viii.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||04/30/2020|
[quote]He is adorable in that jersey in [R195]. It looks like it has some team signatures all over it.
...or the names of those who displeased him and summoned the Lamia to take for devouring.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||04/30/2020|
Here is my favorite adult Swedish Oskar: Oskar Eriksson, hot curler on the Swedish national team with other hottie, Niklas Edin.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||04/30/2020|
Oskar’s crazy features come from his late great-grandmother Crown Princess Sybilla of Sweden. Her photos always look like she’d cut a bitch. She was in the Hitler Youth as a child, and of course her father WAS a Nazi. Actually, Crown Princess Victoria made a well-intentioned visit to Auschwitz and was clearly moved by what she saw and a reporter tried to call her out right then and there about her ancestors Nazi connection. She handled it well but it wasn’t appropriate for the reporter to do it on such a somber occasion.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||05/01/2020|
Scandinavians are a strange-looking bunch. In both Norway and Sweden you see a lot of people who look like a half-baked mix of Caucasian and Asian. Their faces are reminiscant of shrews or strange little birds. Oskar has one of those typically Scandinavian faces. Other examples include Morten Harket, Greta Thunberg and the late Avicii.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||05/01/2020|
The King of Sweden has those nervous bird-like features too, although ethnically he’s German and French.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||05/01/2020|
Um, r208 she was a member of the Hitler Youth and her father was a Nazi. Their family supported the party and leader that lead to the deaths at Auschwitz. I think that was a perfect time to call her out. I'm sure that the people forced to remain in those camps would have liked the opportunity to speak truth to power. While many died or lived with the pain of that experience, she went off to continue her merry existence as a princess. God forbid she is inconvenienced by a report's question, during her Auschwitz photo-op. Hasn't there been enough suffering in that place? Won't someone think of the princess' feelings?
|by Anonymous||reply 211||05/01/2020|
What is point of 'calling someone out' for something they did not do or had no control over? How does that help anyone?
|by Anonymous||reply 212||05/01/2020|
It makes the caller-outer feel better about themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||05/01/2020|
[quote]Actually, Crown Princess Victoria made a well-intentioned visit to Auschwitz and was clearly moved by what she saw and a reporter tried to call her out right then and there about her ancestors Nazi connection. She handled it well but it wasn’t appropriate for the reporter to do it on such a somber occasion.
That reporter is a cunt. I always see some morons do this where they mention some vile thing a relative did in an attempt to attach the deed to a person they're attempting to attack. WTF would it be her fault what her relatives did? If we find a pedo or rapist in that reporter's family, should he/she be called out for it?
|by Anonymous||reply 214||05/01/2020|
r212 it gives people the ability to ask what she or her family have done to atone for their sins. The royal family had access to more intelligence information than even the average German. They knew that Hitler was forcibly removing people from their homes and thought Jews were less than human. Supporting the antisemitism, racism, and homophobia that lead to Auschwitz matters. We praise those that were bold enough to oppose Hitler. If we praise one side then we should hold the other accountable was well.
Why did her family support the Nazi's? What did she do with her position of power to make amends? Does she hold the same beliefs of her father? So many perspectives can be gained.
There is a distinction between Crown Princess Sybilla, who grew up immersed in Nazi hatred, and Crown Princess Victoria. Either way, these woman are/were in a position of privilege and their family has shady history. They are/were paid millions to do nothing; it's ok to ask them an introspective question from time-to-time. Their advance teams should have prepared them for this given their family's links to these murderers.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||05/01/2020|
Agreed but back to the cherubic face of evil please! If we've run out of pictures let's post a few of Prince George to compare, contrast and discuss!
|by Anonymous||reply 216||05/01/2020|
"Oh many bloody times do we have to wash our hands, Dad?
|by Anonymous||reply 217||05/01/2020|
Riding a horse with head candles for St. Lucia Day. Uh?
|by Anonymous||reply 218||05/01/2020|
Time to play. Plotting comes later.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||05/01/2020|
"Talk to the hand, bitches!"
|by Anonymous||reply 220||05/01/2020|
Sure, R218. We all know he's actually summoning...
|by Anonymous||reply 221||05/01/2020|
A devilish grin is needed when planning a Palace Purge.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||05/01/2020|
He's already a Swinger!
|by Anonymous||reply 223||05/01/2020|
Don't be fooled by the suit. Things are going to get messy.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||05/01/2020|
"Smiley Sister irritates the hell out of me".
|by Anonymous||reply 225||05/01/2020|
Oscar eating his mother's face.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||05/01/2020|
He can look normal. That will be important. Later.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||05/01/2020|
R222 he’s got creepy Willem Dafoe like teeth and grin
|by Anonymous||reply 228||05/01/2020|
R208 I kind of have that look even though I have no Scandinavian roots. Hmmm. Germanic and Dutch is the closest.
I think it’s the combination of the tiny very upturned nose (even for a toddler) and the upturned mouth that makes him so cherubic yet devilish at the same time. The bags are a little odd I have to admit (I see they’re often airbrushed out) but I Just can’t get enough of these pictures if he were my son I’d eat him up.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||05/01/2020|
I don't think he's eating her face @R226. I think he's like a dementor consuming her soul.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||05/01/2020|
Or stealing her breath like the troll in Cat’s Eye.
Skip to :53
A very good likeness of wee Oskar.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||05/01/2020|
This one would stab a bitch too.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||05/01/2020|
Pensive and pondering the many ways he'll eventually deal with his sister...
|by Anonymous||reply 233||05/01/2020|
A normal child does not do that with his hands! A Bond villain holding a cat does that!
|by Anonymous||reply 234||05/01/2020|
Reminds me of someone...
|by Anonymous||reply 235||05/01/2020|
evil lil dumplin
|by Anonymous||reply 236||05/01/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 237||05/01/2020|
Bond villain, checking in!
|by Anonymous||reply 238||05/01/2020|
The new family member.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||05/02/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 240||05/02/2020|
R239 I thought she was holding an overly large hedgehog, disappointed that she was not.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||05/02/2020|
He's already getting better at toning down "the look." They are both super cute here.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||05/02/2020|
he might be ‘special’
|by Anonymous||reply 243||05/02/2020|
He seems a perfectly normal kid (with an evil grin)
|by Anonymous||reply 244||05/02/2020|
He looks to me like an animated Tim Burton character brought to life.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||05/02/2020|
I’m sure as an adult he’ll be busy, as the only son of the future sovereign he’ll probably have to do a lot of handshaking and charity sponsorships. Better lose than evil face, no one is going to want to see that.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||05/02/2020|
He's a kid with a gold star resting bitch face. And why is that a bad thing? Royals are so bland these days - what's wrong with a pint sized tot with pictures of Vlad the Impaler his nursery? Oskar will make Sweden great again (or was it ever great? ) and it won't be by being a fat, blubbering slob like that fool across the pond - no Oskar will rule with an iron fist!
|by Anonymous||reply 247||05/02/2020|
[QUOTE] or was it ever great?
Yes, in the 17th century it was almost an empire
|by Anonymous||reply 248||05/02/2020|
[quote] s the only son of the future sovereign he’ll probably have to do a lot of handshaking and charity sponsorships
Or shun the royal life by escaping to America.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||05/02/2020|
only trashy people do that
|by Anonymous||reply 250||05/02/2020|
I'm FFing this kid's ugly face. It's fucking annoying
|by Anonymous||reply 251||05/02/2020|
He must be related to Ramona Singer.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||05/02/2020|
“When I’m the Queen you will have to bow to me and call me “Ma’am” and I’ll be able to tell you what to do as long as I live, and there’s absolutely NOTHING you can do about it. If I say we’re going to play with Barbies, then we’re going to play with Barbies.”
|by Anonymous||reply 253||05/02/2020|
r242 It's still not a a small you normally see from someone who isn't a 19th century industrialist about to fire 50% of their workers.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||05/02/2020|
There’s a video of him during Christmas on the Swedish Royal Family FB page ... I can’t seem to copy it but if anyone can it is the most precious thing — you really get to see him in action.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||05/02/2020|
[quote]I'm FFing this kid's ugly face. It's fucking annoying
I look forward to this being your head. Soon...
|by Anonymous||reply 256||05/02/2020|
[quote] I think I’m in love
R255 = Bryan Singer
|by Anonymous||reply 257||05/02/2020|
"That photographer is stealing a bit of my soul with his camera. I will strangle him myself!"
|by Anonymous||reply 258||05/02/2020|
"Hey, did you ever hear about the Roman Emperor Caligula? No? Well, he's kind of my idol right now, so sit down and tell you all about him!"
|by Anonymous||reply 259||05/02/2020|
"Sorry, I'm a toddler and I misspoke. Sit down. I'll tell you all about Caligula, my hero, inspiration, and spirit animal."
|by Anonymous||reply 260||05/02/2020|
"Mommy, NO! I want to watch the hangings!"
|by Anonymous||reply 261||05/02/2020|
He will make a Gilead of Sweden.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||05/02/2020|
It's nice to see a tot whose preset expression wouldn't change no matter what happened to it.
And he does know how to present a sash in R1's photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||05/02/2020|
Where does DL fave ex-sprinter Markus Poyhonen fall into this?
|by Anonymous||reply 264||05/02/2020|
He'll be one of King Oscar's bodyguards R264
|by Anonymous||reply 265||05/02/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 266||05/02/2020|
Is it just me or are there many more photos of Victoria's children than there are of William's? It seems the BRF is more keen on shielding their child heirs and spares
|by Anonymous||reply 267||05/03/2020|
William (and Harry) are allegedly media shy because of their mother. Queen Elizabeth released tons of pictures of her children when they were growing up, from the pram to horseback to school etc.
In Sweden Crown Princess Victoria is very popular and is the monarchy’s hope for survival, because The King isn’t popular and the social situation in the country is very fractured thanks to the amount of African Muslim immigrants they’ve accepted over the decades. By releasing photos she’s trying to get her family’s face out there as goodwill. Only time will tell of it will work, personally I wish The King would abdicate now and let her have the throne. The role of the Swedish monarch is much more limited than any other European monarchy, the government isn’t even run in their name anymore so they aren’t responsible for signing royal assent on documents like their peers, nor do they get the courtesy of appointing new prime ministers. They simply smile and wave and cut ribbons and sponsor charities.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||05/03/2020|
R268, piece of advice: You don't get to whine about Nazis in a previous post when you yourself have several posts showing your bigotry and racism. Here's a newsflash: Hate doesn't only count when Jews are on the receiving end, you racist and bigot.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||05/03/2020|
well it’s a pretty well known fact that African Muslims rape Swedish women, because they don’t feel they dress appropriately. So they rape them. THEY RAPE THEM.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||05/03/2020|
What does this have to do with our young dark lord r270?
|by Anonymous||reply 271||05/03/2020|
Why is the king not popular in Sweden?
|by Anonymous||reply 272||05/03/2020|
The king has zero charisma and has never been attractive or warm--he's a cold fish.
The focus has become entirely on his children since Carl Philip is handsome and sexy, and Victoria, though she is no beauty, is friendly and charismatic and seems like a loving mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||05/03/2020|
More Oskar posts!
|by Anonymous||reply 274||05/03/2020|
This is where he'll go to school:
|by Anonymous||reply 275||05/03/2020|
Thanks for the explanation, R268.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||05/03/2020|
Who are the cunts who F&Fed this thread? Swedes?
|by Anonymous||reply 277||05/03/2020|
Everyone F&Fs posters here. DL pastime.
|by Anonymous||reply 278||05/03/2020|
[QUOTE] Who are the cunts who F&Fed this thread?
pro-Muslim Jew haters
|by Anonymous||reply 279||05/04/2020|
Every thread ends with the Holocaust.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||05/04/2020|
Two weeks ago I didn’t know this kid existed, now I feel like he’s the biggest thing that’s happened to Sweden since IKEA.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||05/04/2020|
It’s the “How dare you mock an INNOCENT CHILD“ crowd. They obviously don’t see the truth.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||05/04/2020|
Two weeks ago I didn’t know this kid existed, now I feel like he’s the biggest thing that’s happened to Sweden since IKEA.
AND ABBA! Enough of huggable Royals! We need a despot Prince to rule the earth, not some know nothing Fox News MAGA assholes!
|by Anonymous||reply 283||05/04/2020|
There's balm in Gilead, R262.
I'm expecting the Abomination of Desolation. His mountain lair will be built on the Kebnekaise massif, which will be renamed Barad-dûr.
At least I hope so. länge lever den Mörka Prinsen Oskar. Böja dig för att bli knullad. Well, in 2032, or a little sooner.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||05/04/2020|
One of the little prince’s favorite songs.
“‘Cause when push comes to shove, I will kill your friends and families to remind you of my love.”
|by Anonymous||reply 285||05/04/2020|
Fun fact: Crown Princess Victoria had an eating disorder as a teenager and checked into an American rehab center incognito. If you look at the photos from the ceremony when The King formally invested her as Crown Princess, you’ll see she’s got a moon shaped face from her to-yo weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||05/04/2020|
Does the king ever smile?
|by Anonymous||reply 287||05/04/2020|
Well it kept her from getting fat so good on her r286. Then she married a personal trainer to ensure that she maintains her sturdy figure without the extra weight.
I'm more concerned about pencil think Kate Middleton. Sometimes she looks like she eats an apple a day.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||05/04/2020|
I adore women with figures like Kate's.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||05/04/2020|
Yeah, I agree Kate looks too thin. She's pushed out the heir & the spare, so if she wants to indulge a bit, why not? Let Wills go fuck that chinless woman & eat a piece of cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||05/05/2020|
King Gustav never looks sincere, his smiles look nervous and fake. He isn’t very endearing. Somehow he produced vivacious children though, so there’s that. Perhaps it was Queen Silvia’s genes that made the difference.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||05/05/2020|
[quote]Two weeks ago I didn’t know this kid existed, now I feel like he’s the biggest thing that’s happened to Sweden since IKEA.
HOW DARE YOU?
|by Anonymous||reply 292||05/05/2020|
has be begun his ascension yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 293||05/06/2020|
I just want to thank OP and everyone for this thread. I needed a laugh tonight, and this supplied many.
|by Anonymous||reply 294||05/08/2020|
It's all for you Oskar!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 295||05/08/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 296||05/08/2020|
Have we posted every Oskar pic that exists? More pls! This thread gives me such a laugh I want it to continue.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||05/08/2020|
In know from another thread Sweden is doing “it” differently, but is there a picture of him in a mask with just those evil little eyes glaring out?
|by Anonymous||reply 298||05/08/2020|
I'll let this meme speak for itself. LOL.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||05/09/2020|
"Hey Dad, don't you know how to fucking hold me right?"
|by Anonymous||reply 300||05/09/2020|
"Who are these people?"
|by Anonymous||reply 301||05/09/2020|
Plotting his future coup.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||05/09/2020|
When I grow up, Sweden is mine. All mine.
|by Anonymous||reply 303||05/09/2020|
Tired and bored.
|by Anonymous||reply 304||05/09/2020|
[quote] When I grow up, Sweden is mine. All mine.
Will he try to reconquer Finland and other territories of the Swedish Empire? Will Delaware be his?
|by Anonymous||reply 305||05/09/2020|
He'll take Russia as well R305
|by Anonymous||reply 306||05/09/2020|
R306, how about the Bronx and Staten Island too?
|by Anonymous||reply 307||05/09/2020|
He is SO cute in R299 and R302! It's just an added bonus that he looks like he could be Firestarter.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||05/09/2020|
I wish I could link this video of him at Christmas it’s on some unofficial Swedish RF FB page. If anyone is able to copy and share it (I couldn’t) its precious,
|by Anonymous||reply 309||05/09/2020|
Are these the pictures you are referring to you, R309? Where Oskar tells his mother that his Christmas wish is to bathe in the blood of his enemies - and then...maybe he'll tell her where smiley sister is locked up
|by Anonymous||reply 310||05/09/2020|
he’s very cute here. I guess Prince Daniel’s only job is to wear slim fitting clothing and smile.
|by Anonymous||reply 311||05/09/2020|
An in that Christmas pic he is doing again that gesture with his hands
|by Anonymous||reply 312||05/10/2020|
Photo 1 - Kissing up to Mummy The Heiress.
Photo 2 - Eating her face.
Photo 3 - The dirty deed is done.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||05/11/2020|
Victoria certainly has a sexy smoky sounding voice.
|by Anonymous||reply 314||05/11/2020|
He’s such a cutie...someone more clever than I come up with some funny captions please (the last pic is the best).
|by Anonymous||reply 315||05/17/2020|
All kidding aside, the rest of the family are smiling & waving but little Oskar has 0 fucks to give about this whole thing & doesn't bother to pretend otherwise. "Eat shit Sweden!" he says. Somehow, Kate & William managed to cajole their toddlers into smiling & waiving, even when they're likely in a foul temper (which is most of the time with toddlers), but not this one. And then smiley sister grabs his face....oh, this is an offence that will not go unpunished....
|by Anonymous||reply 316||05/17/2020|
Giving everyone the wrong finger.
|by Anonymous||reply 317||05/17/2020|
Receiving "instructions" from his secret toy car.
Being little James Bond must be tiresome (look at those dark circles).
|by Anonymous||reply 318||05/17/2020|
Mummy loves me best, not Smiley Sister.
|by Anonymous||reply 319||05/17/2020|
If Smiley Sister could just lean over a little more, the throne would be mine.
|by Anonymous||reply 320||05/17/2020|
No R318, that's the phone he uses to prank call Harry and taunt him about how a real prince of the blood doesn't need Z-list actress to torment their family & usurp an elder sibling (and heir apparent)
|by Anonymous||reply 321||05/17/2020|
he looks tired with those eye bags
|by Anonymous||reply 322||05/18/2020|
R322 conquering the world is hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 323||05/18/2020|
To hell with bees...no virus will defeat me! Now, if only I could slip off that headgear from Mummy and Smiley Sister and all will be well with the world!
|by Anonymous||reply 324||05/20/2020|
Little do mummy and that girl know, but I stocked those hives with murder hornets.
|by Anonymous||reply 325||05/20/2020|
Release the killer bees!
|by Anonymous||reply 326||05/20/2020|
Smiley Sister. Love that moniker.
|by Anonymous||reply 327||05/21/2020|
"Honey is sweet but I am not. Planning a palace purge makes me hungry".
|by Anonymous||reply 328||05/23/2020|
"If I just push Mummy over the fence, she would have a nasty fall. Smiley Sister would be next on my list".
|by Anonymous||reply 329||05/23/2020|
"Mummy doesn't know the evil things that go on in my head. Teeheehee".
|by Anonymous||reply 330||05/23/2020|
The black sheep in the 2nd picture knows Little Satan when he seems him
|by Anonymous||reply 331||05/23/2020|
R330, is Victoria wearing a full beekeeper outfit? That looks to be what it is, including the hat she is carrying. Oscar, of course, can control the bees with his mind.
|by Anonymous||reply 332||05/23/2020|
Oskar plants the Kiss of Death upon The Crown Princess.
what a cute kid
|by Anonymous||reply 333||05/23/2020|
Thanks for all of these!! He’s really so freaking cute! The bags are kind of curious though, admittedly. I guess he really is plotting something.
|by Anonymous||reply 334||05/23/2020|
OMG, R333. That is definitely the cutest one yet!
|by Anonymous||reply 335||05/23/2020|
Playing with sheep like my future subjects.
|by Anonymous||reply 336||05/24/2020|
^^^ that’s Black Philip, of course. Promising Prince Oskar deliciousness...
|by Anonymous||reply 337||05/24/2020|
It would have been great if he had just suddenly twisted the sheep's neck and broken it and still had the same little smile on his face. Our prophecies would have been fulfilled!
|by Anonymous||reply 338||05/24/2020|
R338 That sheep is big and he is not Stallone. And it would be a big mistake show his cards so soon
|by Anonymous||reply 339||05/24/2020|
Giving his best evil eye...and the sheep obediently follows his lead.
|by Anonymous||reply 340||05/24/2020|
He can give the evil eye from any angle. The sheep can't even keep up.
|by Anonymous||reply 341||05/24/2020|
That sheep is big and he is not Stallone. And it would be a big mistake show his cards so soon
He's not going to break his neck - that's a needless show of strength! He's whispering Black Filip (the swedish cousin to Black Phillip) to give Smiley Sister a well timed push head first into a tree or in front of a car. Start with the weakest one first, and move his way up to Daddy in tight pants & Queen Mummy! That's how an up & coming despot rolls!
|by Anonymous||reply 342||05/24/2020|
Look at the conniving between these two! He learned everything he knows from Pazuzu
|by Anonymous||reply 343||05/24/2020|
The sheep are on his side
|by Anonymous||reply 344||05/24/2020|
The video from r333 definitely wins for me. As much as I love these captions (and they really are so good) he really looks like such a sweet boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 345||05/24/2020|
I don’t usually like kids I’m not related to but Oskar is adorable
|by Anonymous||reply 346||05/24/2020|
R175 Please no more inbreeding. Most members of European Royalty are ugly enough. We don't want to bring back Haemophilia, which lead to the early death of some of Queen Victoria's descendants.
|by Anonymous||reply 347||05/25/2020|
Children with dark circles under their eyes may have an iron deficiency. Prince Oskar should be fed the raw liver of a Swedish peasant immediately.
|by Anonymous||reply 348||05/25/2020|
While the rest of the world has been distracted by racial strife in the US, Prince Oskar took the opportunity to consolidate his power by having King Gramps strip his cousins of their royal titles. Check out the stank face he has in the 4th picture - he is not fucking around!
If only Smiley Sister would just lean a little farther out the window.....
|by Anonymous||reply 349||06/02/2020|
R349 damn his dark circles in some of those pictures — he’s so so cute but wtf is wrong with him!!
|by Anonymous||reply 350||06/02/2020|
Also, do you notice how often he is making direct eye contact with the camera while the rest of the family doesn't? Hope he keeps that confidence! We need more pics of him with Uncle Prince Carl Philip, hottest world royal.
|by Anonymous||reply 351||06/03/2020|
"I'm not like Smiley Sister. I don't enjoy playing dresss up and wearing goofy outfits. All that will change when I take over."
|by Anonymous||reply 352||06/05/2020|
Prince Oskar's father, Prince Daniel, would look so much better if he got different glasses and especially didn't slick his hair back. Slicking your hair back makes you look like the world's biggest douche.
|by Anonymous||reply 353||06/05/2020|
Goodness those pictures at R352! George, Charlotte & Louis are laughing their asses off right now! The worst they have to do is hand out food to the olds, not dress up like some figure out of a cuckoo clock! Oskar will never be able to establish his despot creds with these pictures floating around!
|by Anonymous||reply 354||06/05/2020|
he’s even got evil eyebrows!
|by Anonymous||reply 355||06/05/2020|
R352 Are they laughing? They have no ground to stand on. It wasn’t Oscar crying at Pippa’s wedding.
|by Anonymous||reply 356||06/06/2020|
the Swedish royals must hate to lug out those traditional costumes a few times a year, unlike their Norwegian neighbors who revived the ‘bunad’ as a source of national pride after independence from Sweden, the Swedish national costume is a historical curiosity and would be the same as wearing a hooped skirt or tricorn hat today in America.
|by Anonymous||reply 357||06/06/2020|
Prince Oskar’s great grandfather Prince Gustav Adolf, wearing Nazi uniform and hobnobbing with Hermann Goerring.
|by Anonymous||reply 358||06/06/2020|
"Let the other three do all the work. I will standby and plan my plot of upheaval".
|by Anonymous||reply 359||06/06/2020|
Oskar’s dad Prince Daniel NEVER looks relaxed. He’s always in form fitting clothing, jackets, ties, shirts buttoned all the way, dress shoes, hair shellacked into a gleaming helmet, just once I’d like to see him just be casual. He was a fitness trainer before marrying The Crown Princess, I’d love to see some of his body.
|by Anonymous||reply 360||06/06/2020|
This one is one of them where he looks preternaturally adult again.
|by Anonymous||reply 361||06/06/2020|
And as an extra, one of hot uncle Prince Carl Philip. She's pretty as well. Love the soft focus flowers in the background.
|by Anonymous||reply 362||06/06/2020|
Oskar’s aunt, Princess Madeline and her half-British brood. Note little Nicolas in the blue shirt, already sporting Gay Face.
|by Anonymous||reply 363||06/06/2020|
R361 there’s an IGTV video on that page that I watched. He’s so precious.
|by Anonymous||reply 364||06/08/2020|
"If I can squeeze the life out of Mummy, I can begin on Smiley Sister and then the throne will be all mine after Old Man Grandpa kicks the bucket".
|by Anonymous||reply 365||06/14/2020|
Here's young Oskar meeting his future in laws
|by Anonymous||reply 366||06/14/2020|
Oskar is passing secret coded messages to Louis via Loathsome William.
|by Anonymous||reply 367||06/14/2020|
R367 - "I am passing much more than that".
|by Anonymous||reply 368||06/16/2020|
"No one can make me smile if I don't want to".
|by Anonymous||reply 369||Last Monday at 11:25 AM|
^^^ Prince Daniel appears to have suffered a throat injury, perhaps he got too close to Oskar and got bitten!
|by Anonymous||reply 370||Last Monday at 3:44 PM|