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Prince Oskar of Sweden: The cherubic face of pure evil

He's third in line to the throne, after his mother Crown Princess Victoria and his elder sister Princess Estelle.

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by Anonymousreply 370Last Monday at 3:44 PM

Here he is as a baby at his christening, clearly wondering whose neck will come close enough so he can throttle it,.

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by Anonymousreply 104/26/2020

Stop picking on children..

by Anonymousreply 204/26/2020

Why does a child have the eye bags of a 56 year old meth addict? That kid looks like he's seen some shit.

by Anonymousreply 304/26/2020

"Soon, they will let go of my hands, and I will be free to kill!... KILL!"

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by Anonymousreply 404/26/2020

He kind of reminds me of someone...

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by Anonymousreply 504/26/2020

[quote] Stop picking on children..

Go ahead and complain to the manager, Karen.

by Anonymousreply 604/26/2020

R2 must not have been around when we had multiple hilarious threads on little Zahara Jolie.

by Anonymousreply 704/26/2020

That ugly duckling could grow into a hot Swede like Martin Wallström.

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by Anonymousreply 804/26/2020

Those sunken eyes and under-eye bags look like Thomas Gibson's haggard final seasons on Criminal Minds, when his hatred for Shemar Moore could not be fully contained.

by Anonymousreply 904/26/2020

Where's the hot Swede, R8?

by Anonymousreply 1004/26/2020

Princess Estelle? Estelle is your great aunt in Brooklyn who complains about gentrification, not a potential monarch.

by Anonymousreply 1104/26/2020

R10 here

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by Anonymousreply 1204/26/2020

And here

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by Anonymousreply 1304/26/2020

Look Oskar, it’s all for you.

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by Anonymousreply 1404/26/2020

Pedo thread. EWWWWW!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1504/26/2020

His parents need to accept that a bejeweled scepter can be used as more than just a *ceremonial* emblem of authority.

by Anonymousreply 1604/26/2020

He seems sweet.

by Anonymousreply 1704/26/2020

Damn, OP is right. This kid looks evil as fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 1804/26/2020

He’s like the real life Damien. Is something being done to prevent him from amassing too much power? I’m guessing the Swedish Royal Family are just a bunch of welfare queen celebrities like the Brits, right? The King couldn’t take over the country, could he?

by Anonymousreply 1904/26/2020

Does he have.... a syndrome?

by Anonymousreply 2004/26/2020

No one is sure why Princess Estelle, who will almost certainly inherit the throne one day, has her name--no other Swedish princess in history has this name. When she was born, King Carl Gustav told his cabinet that her name was very dear to Crown Princess Victoria and her family, but he enver explain any further.

There is speculation she is named after the American heiress Estelle Bernadotte, who was the wife of the king's godfather, Count Folke Bernadotte, the first UN mediator in Israel and was assassinated there in 1948. Estelle Bernadotte went on to manage a care home for elderly women in Stockholm, and was considered a pretty saintly person during her lifetime.

by Anonymousreply 2104/26/2020

When she becomes queen can she change her name? Perhaps she can be Gustava?

by Anonymousreply 2204/26/2020

He may be closer to the throne than we think. The current king, Carl Gustav, turns 74 in a few days, and most European monarchs are retiring at age 75 now. (On the other hand, King Harald of Norway is 83, and Queen Elizabeth of the UK is 94.)

by Anonymousreply 2304/26/2020

If Sweden is like the UK, she can legally use any of her baptismal names to reign under: Estelle Silvia Ewa Mary.

by Anonymousreply 2404/26/2020

There is only one new Damien.

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by Anonymousreply 2504/26/2020

Here is Oskar's uncle, Prince Carl Philip.

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by Anonymousreply 2604/26/2020

In that R1 picture, he reminds me of that prank baby:

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by Anonymousreply 2704/26/2020

Theres some real anger in that kids face . Hes got issues !

by Anonymousreply 2804/26/2020

Here he is plotting to kill his mother

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by Anonymousreply 2904/26/2020
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by Anonymousreply 3004/26/2020

I can’t believe how hilarious those photos are! You’re not joking....he really looks like pure evil in every picture.

by Anonymousreply 3104/26/2020

Oh dear...that should put the rest the idea that merely being "Aryan" makes you look superior. I hope that poor girl becomes a swan.

by Anonymousreply 3204/26/2020

I am merely biding my time....

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by Anonymousreply 3304/26/2020

So, photographer: you wish to die today?

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by Anonymousreply 3404/26/2020

Oh dear, we will all be dead by the time it happens, but I'm thinking England is fucked if George doesn't abdicate in favor of Charlotte. Sweden's conquering.

by Anonymousreply 3504/26/2020

[quote]He's third in line to the throne, after his mother Crown Princess Victoria and his elder sister Princess Estelle.

Clearly he'll have them murdered when the fancy strikes him.

Anyone happen to know the current location of the Seven Daggers of Megiddo?

by Anonymousreply 3604/26/2020

[quote] Oh dear...that should put the rest the idea that merely being "Aryan" makes you look superior.

Oskar's uncle At R26 doesn’t look very Aryan.

by Anonymousreply 3704/26/2020

Estelle means star. I think it's a lovely name!

by Anonymousreply 3804/26/2020

R31 evil but cherubic. That’s the perfect description and this thread is hilarious.

And where did he get those bags?? It’s kind of cute but weird.

by Anonymousreply 3904/26/2020

I seriously don't understand this baby's face. My late Mom ran a daycare from the time I was five years old to my 26th birthday. Dozens of babies I saw over those years...and never have I seen such a lumpy face.

He looks to be carved out of Silly Putty.

by Anonymousreply 4004/26/2020

Is it desirous of a mate?

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by Anonymousreply 4104/26/2020

Marry me, and together we will rule the planet!

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by Anonymousreply 4204/26/2020

Unfortunately, most of you won't be alive when Prince Oskar battles Prince George for the soul of humanity.

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by Anonymousreply 4304/26/2020

Sweden, you in danger gurl

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by Anonymousreply 4504/26/2020

I'm getting a King Joffrey vibe...

by Anonymousreply 4604/26/2020

I only read the first few posts before I knew the OP is destined for the kind of history like "Sumerian Housewives."

by Anonymousreply 4704/27/2020

I got the chills just looking at that picture and hearing the Omen theme in my head.

by Anonymousreply 4804/27/2020

Have people around this kid started dying in bizarre, over-the-top ways yet? Decapitations, elevator accidents, lightning rod skewerings, crow attacks?

by Anonymousreply 4904/27/2020

Does he have Down syndrome? Sort of has that look, just like Prince Louis of GB.

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by Anonymousreply 5004/27/2020

You sho is ugly!

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by Anonymousreply 5104/27/2020

This kid has squishy face. Princess Charlotte will be pretty when she grows up.

R9 why’d he hate Shemar?

by Anonymousreply 5204/27/2020

Fun fact: to get him to smile for this photo, his dad promised him he could torture and kill a whole litter of puppies when they got back to the castle.

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by Anonymousreply 5304/27/2020

Future queen to be Estelle, on the other hand, is adorable!

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by Anonymousreply 5404/27/2020

The happy family

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by Anonymousreply 5504/27/2020

Who's the hottie holding Estelle in R54's pic! That's the daddy? Damn!

by Anonymousreply 5604/27/2020

I know a couple who had the ugliest baby. Grew into a chubby kid with a round face and beady eyes. Then the kid became a teenager, got into sports and he is breath takingly handsome. We all comment that we didn’t that one coming. You never know.

by Anonymousreply 5704/27/2020

R56 He's her uncle, Prince Carl Philip

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by Anonymousreply 5804/27/2020

[quote] Who's the hottie holding Estelle in [R54]'s pic! That's the daddy? Damn!

No, that's her uncle, Prince Carl Philip, the lust object of all Dataloungers interested in royals.

Her actual daddy, Prince Daniel, Duke of Västergötland, is the balding man with the glasses and the comb-over at r55.

by Anonymousreply 5904/27/2020

R56 that’s the uncle, Prince Carl Phillip.

Hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 6004/27/2020

Uncle is a hottie

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by Anonymousreply 6204/27/2020

Derail my fucking thread at your own risk, bitches.

Get back to showing some awe for the intended subject.

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by Anonymousreply 6304/27/2020

So how does that uncle become King? Where is he in the lineup?

by Anonymousreply 6404/27/2020

The Uncle was supposed to be the next King when he was born. Unfortunately, (well, not really) it was in the 70s after the feminist movement and a string of wonderful female monarchs made people stop the practice of male heirs skipping over their sisters. So Carl Phillip's older sister retained her rightful place as the heir. Her father, the current King, was upset about this change for YEARS. It was the government that passed this law, the King was not in favor of this change. Now that we see how gorgeous his son turned out, it is a sad PR disaster. But, his oldest daughter is responsible, warm, and treasured by the Swedes, even those that don't favor the monarchy. She may be their Elizabeth, someone that can keep this shit going long past it's expiration date.

Just last year, the King (the government) revoked the Princely titles granted to his grand children, outside of the oldest daughters. A lot has changed under the current King's reign. A female leading the country may be for the best.

by Anonymousreply 6504/27/2020

Prince Carl Philip looks white adjacentish.

by Anonymousreply 6604/27/2020

Which is why he's hotter than the rest, R66. This "pure" crap produces uglies like the Windsors.

by Anonymousreply 6704/27/2020

Does the uncle have an Only Fans page, asking for a friend?

by Anonymousreply 6804/27/2020

Does he have “an” Onlyfans or “a” Vine?

by Anonymousreply 6904/27/2020

So, R65, if the older sister met an untimely death, the hottie becomes King?

by Anonymousreply 7004/27/2020

R55 Has me concerned. The Princess is 42 now?

by Anonymousreply 7104/27/2020

[quote] if the older sister met an untimely death, the hottie becomes King?

No. Her daughter Estelle would become queen followed by the devil spawn, Oskar (subject of this thread). Only if those three died or abdicated would Carl Philip (the hottie) become king as things now stand.

by Anonymousreply 7204/27/2020

I hope Carl Philip is as free wheeling as Prince Margaret was in her day and the toast of a Europe.

by Anonymousreply 7304/27/2020

LOL, R63

by Anonymousreply 7404/27/2020

I predict that Princess Madeleine's son Nicolas will be a "good match" for George when they grow up.

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by Anonymousreply 7504/27/2020

R75, that boy's a goner once Oskar is old enough to know how to cut brakes.

by Anonymousreply 7604/27/2020

Baby Oskar seemed to have a chronic constipation problem.

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by Anonymousreply 7704/27/2020

Practicing his strangulation skills.

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by Anonymousreply 7804/27/2020

That's one baby who'd throw YOU off a cruise ship.

by Anonymousreply 7904/27/2020

Swipe for Psycho Swede.

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by Anonymousreply 8004/27/2020

That's one baby you abort...while it's 10 minutes out of the womb.

by Anonymousreply 8104/27/2020

r70 any hopes of securing the crown go out the door once the heir or monarch produces a child. Didn't you see The Lion King when Scar was moping around following Simba's birth?

by Anonymousreply 8204/27/2020

Photo No# 1: Are We There Yet?

Photo No# 2: We'd Better Be Fucking There Now.

Photo No#3: You People Are Going To Die!

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by Anonymousreply 8304/27/2020

r75 over Kate's dead body. The Royal Family HATES Americans, or ones that marry into the family. He's half American, Her Majesty, Queen Catherine, would not allow it! He can find a nice Canadian boy if he craves North American cock. Plus, that boy is legally no longer a Prince, just a rich kid as of last year.

by Anonymousreply 8404/27/2020

I can I get rid of this smiley bitch sister?

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by Anonymousreply 8504/27/2020

"Sanguis bibimus, corpus edimus!"

by Anonymousreply 8604/27/2020

This kid is my new spirit animal.

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by Anonymousreply 8704/27/2020

Ah, they grow up so fast! I remember when his parents got married & DL had a good laugh over his mother marrying a guy with chronic gay face

by Anonymousreply 8804/27/2020

R75 that kid gives me Richard Chamberlain vibes. Could be his wide set eyes.

by Anonymousreply 8904/27/2020

Come on...he's the cutest little evil-looking kid ever! The more you look at him, the more adorable he is. And his sister is super cute.

You couldn't build a more perfect looking Prince Charming than his uncle if you tried.

by Anonymousreply 9004/27/2020

At least he looks like there are thoughts running through his mind and he doesn't simply have a mindless, vacant stare.

They may be evil thoughts, but at least he's got the intelligence to be plotting and planning...unlike some other baby royals.

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by Anonymousreply 9204/27/2020

True r90, but the Dutch certainly tried to produce handsome Gen-Z princes. Time will tell if they grow up to me handsome or hideous.

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by Anonymousreply 9304/27/2020

Mummy? Why does Cousin Oskar keep sending me texts saying “Criss Cross?” And he signs them “Bruno.” Who’s Bruno?

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by Anonymousreply 9404/27/2020

R93, please learn the difference between the Danes and the Dutch.

by Anonymousreply 9504/27/2020

[quote] R93, please learn the difference between the Danes and the Dutch.

R95, please forgive R93; he’s from the Netheregions.

by Anonymousreply 9604/27/2020

My bad r95, I'll take the L on that one.

by Anonymousreply 9704/27/2020

I couldn't care less about royals, specially when i live in a monarchy (the children of Elena and his corrupted husband are cute, or at least were when they were younger), but i'm a fan of this kid.

He looks adorably evil in every pic, he is like the reverse of prince George

by Anonymousreply 9804/27/2020

A storm named Oskar is coming, world. Be prepared!

by Anonymousreply 9904/27/2020

I'm going to bookmark this thread for a future comparison against the eventual threads about H&M's child. Interesting to see if Archie is treated as favorable or neutral on DL.

Prince Oskar does have an interesting face. I'm loving the pictures. He is truly the anti-George. Watch him grow into a stunner.

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I'm voting for this as the best thread ever. More pictures of Evil Oskar- Prince George's nemesis. Only Queen Charlotte will be able to vanquish him by summoning her inner bad ass and using it for good. She will save you all, peasants!

But seriously Uncle Carl is hot as f*ck although he has sad eyes like Trudeau's. Did daddy not love him? Or was it the pain of never becoming King?

by Anonymousreply 10204/27/2020

I would guess Carl Philip is relieved not to become king.

No one really wants to be king or queen regnant--it's a lot of pressure. the only trouble is that if you're second in line in the UK you don't know what you're supposed to do with your life, and so Margaret, Andrew, and Harry all grew up unhappy. I think in the Scandinavian countries there's less pressure to do something important with your life.

by Anonymousreply 10304/27/2020

This is a child. Ffs.

by Anonymousreply 10404/27/2020

An evil, cherubic one.

Keep the pics coming!

by Anonymousreply 10504/27/2020

For future reference...thinking about burning down the house.

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by Anonymousreply 10604/27/2020

Swipe for a way to strangle your Mommy.

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by Anonymousreply 10704/27/2020

If only I could make Smiley Sister go away. Sigh.

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by Anonymousreply 10804/27/2020

R108 Well he can start by poking her eyes out with those pointy ends of the star.

by Anonymousreply 10904/27/2020

LOVE it. Cherubic face of evil hahaha

by Anonymousreply 11004/27/2020

My favorite DL ugly child thread is “Drew Brees Sure Has an Ugly Son”.

by Anonymousreply 11104/27/2020

So many on DL have minds that are products of Hollywood - typecasting ninnies with only a loose grip on reality.

by Anonymousreply 11204/27/2020

Oh lighten up Princess Victoria at R112, we're just kidding. The kid is cute

by Anonymousreply 11304/27/2020

The Swedish Royal family aren't that wealthy, being the Monarch gives you access to the bulk of the family wealth. I'm sure knowing that you were born the heir only to have the government strip you of your birth right probably makes someone feel sort of resentful. I assume both of us don't know the Prince r103 but depending on his personality type he may be the sort to crave power or leadership roles. From school reports he sounds like a spoiled rich man-child that is fine doing next to nothing.

by Anonymousreply 11404/27/2020

That's the angriest baby I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 11504/27/2020

Of course he is cute, devilish cute

by Anonymousreply 11604/27/2020

Here is the “Drew Brees Sure Has an Ugly Son” thread.

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by Anonymousreply 11704/27/2020

Is there a pet cemetery on the royal grounds?

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by Anonymousreply 11804/27/2020

There they are at r108, all dressed up to summon Prince Oskar's liege lord, the Prince of Darkness, at one of their Dark Masses in the Swedish forests.

by Anonymousreply 11904/27/2020

R114– Carl Philip supposedly makes Harry look smart in comparison

by Anonymousreply 12004/27/2020

Practicing those strangulation skills

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by Anonymousreply 12104/27/2020

he's so cute!

by Anonymousreply 12204/27/2020

Looking for a victim...

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by Anonymousreply 12304/27/2020

[quote]This is a child. Ffs.

Oh, come on. If we can't make fun of hideous children on Datalounge, the virus truly has won.

by Anonymousreply 12404/27/2020

His father reminds me of Mike Myers’ Dieter character from SNL.

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by Anonymousreply 12504/27/2020

I think if he ever ascends to power he will make Caligula look like an amateur.

by Anonymousreply 12604/27/2020

More hot uncle Prince Carl Philip

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When Prince Oskar becomes KING Oscar, his uncle Carl Philip will be his viciously protective personal bodyguard.

by Anonymousreply 12804/27/2020

R125 Standing next to Prince Carl Philip in pictures has to truly suck.

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by Anonymousreply 12904/27/2020

Pretty good likeness.

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by Anonymousreply 13004/27/2020

Attacking his poor sister (and future Queen to boot!)

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by Anonymousreply 13104/27/2020

Is there a strain of Mediterranean or Latin American blood in the Swedish royal family? Carl Philip looks nothing like his parents. Or perhaps the current king is not his father?

by Anonymousreply 13204/27/2020

Both Carl Philip and Victoria have darker features, Madeleine doesn't look related to them.

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by Anonymousreply 13304/27/2020

R132 Recessive genes.

by Anonymousreply 13404/27/2020

[quote] Both Carl Philip and Victoria have darker featureS

Victoria looks like her mother. Carl Philip doesn’t resemble either parent.

by Anonymousreply 13504/27/2020

To me he does vaguely resemble his father in some pics

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by Anonymousreply 13604/27/2020

“his father”

by Anonymousreply 13704/27/2020

Carl Philip's mom is half Brazilian

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by Anonymousreply 13804/27/2020

Thanks, R138. That explains it.

by Anonymousreply 13904/27/2020

120 Prince Carl Phillip is actually very intelligent. He struggled with very severe dyslexia as a child.

by Anonymousreply 14004/27/2020

Wow, R133, all three of them are gorgeous. What would the Brits do to have just one family member who looks like that let alone three.

by Anonymousreply 14104/27/2020

In r133's photo, Prince Carl Philip looks like Levi Johnston (but not in the other photos).

by Anonymousreply 14204/27/2020

R131 When he is king it will be heads of his enemies that he will kick around the garden.

by Anonymousreply 14304/27/2020

Him and Charlotte are going to marry and go full Ptolemaic dynasty on everyone aren't they?

by Anonymousreply 14404/27/2020

r129 not when you outrank him. Her husband went form a personal trainer to a prince and second once of the most powerful men in Sweden. Unlike the UK, he was made a Prince in his own right. Carl-Phillip's wife is also a Princess in her own right following their marriage. I bet the future Prince Consort has a lot of stamina give his athleticism, so he can throw a mean fuck with his Swedish cock. He is happy as a clam and secured the bag.

by Anonymousreply 14504/27/2020

Prince Carl Philip just can NOT take a bad picture. It's nuts. Here he is with his two little boys. Cute but neither one can compare with Prince Oskar.

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by Anonymousreply 14604/27/2020

I think both Victoria and Madeleine had some discreet plastic surgery during their teenage years. Both nose jobs and possibly something with her chin (Victoria).

by Anonymousreply 14704/27/2020

Get out of the way, William and Harry.

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by Anonymousreply 14904/27/2020

C'mon....super cute!

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by Anonymousreply 15004/27/2020

Plotting the destruction of his enemies.

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by Anonymousreply 15104/27/2020

R150 ^thats the most normal picture of him. He doesn’t look demonic. Must be b/c the eyebrows are covered.

by Anonymousreply 15204/27/2020

r152 It was taken at Halloween. Strange that holiday makes him happy

by Anonymousreply 15304/27/2020

Just pondering world... no... GALACTIC domination.

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by Anonymousreply 15404/27/2020

Here he is in full Damian mode. The photographer must have burst into flames after pushing the button.

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by Anonymousreply 15504/27/2020

"HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME!!! No... no, I must play my cards correctly. I must not set her alight with my birthday candles. But her time will come. OH, it. will. come."

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"Mummy, may I hear the tale of Ivan the Terrible again?"

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"I was told there'd be executions today. LIES!"

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by Anonymousreply 15904/27/2020

keeping a lookout for his enemies. they're everywhere.

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by Anonymousreply 16004/27/2020

He'll grow up looking like Bill Skarsgard

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If you think I'm taking a nap without watching the end of Midsommer, you are sadly mistaken lady

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by Anonymousreply 16304/27/2020

R163 Naps are for softies like Prince George the Wimpy

by Anonymousreply 16404/27/2020

"Oh if only all of Sweden had one neck!"

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by Anonymousreply 16504/27/2020

The Child is the Father of the Man.

by Anonymousreply 16604/27/2020

He may be smiling @R108, but you know inside he's boiling mad that star doesn't look like this:

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by Anonymousreply 16704/27/2020

"Hang the dissidents from that tree!"

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by Anonymousreply 16804/27/2020

Pazuzu was a pussy. I shall not repeat his mistakes. Oh, and burn this woman's hideous dress. With her in it.

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I think he’s sweet and cute.

by Anonymousreply 17104/27/2020

yes R171 don't get the wrong idea. he's adorable, without a doubt!

by Anonymousreply 17204/27/2020

This thread is hysterical, because with the pictures it's like

omigod he DOES look evil

by Anonymousreply 17304/27/2020

r170: I literally shreiked "WTF is wrong with that kid?!' upon seeing that photo. His parents should have swapped him with another baby at the hospital.

by Anonymousreply 17404/27/2020

The sad thing about Princess Madeleine is that if things were done now how they did it back then, she would have been the perfect wife of Prince William (or even Harry). Instead of those two social climbers polluting the royal blood.

She would have been wildly popular in the UK.

by Anonymousreply 17504/27/2020

This is his favorite book, his bible so to speak.

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by Anonymousreply 17604/27/2020

r175 gosh that would have been great on paper. But I feel like it would be very hard to join another royal house. Thankfully, they aren't forced to be together. Madeleine is accustom to a level of respect that would rub the Firm the wrong way. William was looking for a woman that would roll over and take his shit. Madeleine likes a strong confident man, William is think skinned and passive aggressive. Madeleine's husband treats her like a Princess and seems to adore her. William likely hasn't adored any woman besides his mother.

Madeleine would have likely slapped their shit out of William if forced to deal with him.

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They are a very handsome couple, R177.

by Anonymousreply 17804/27/2020

What’s that thing under his right eye at r160? If magnified would it be 666 in miniature?

by Anonymousreply 17904/27/2020

I love you, R165.

by Anonymousreply 18004/27/2020

Make no mistake....

....this "child" has tasted blood.

by Anonymousreply 18104/27/2020

Oskar! I'll be single soon. Call me!

by Anonymousreply 18204/28/2020

The family calls him “Caligula.”

by Anonymousreply 18304/28/2020

[quote]I think he’s sweet and cute.

Shut up, Rosemary!

by Anonymousreply 18404/28/2020

i LOVE you R184

by Anonymousreply 18504/28/2020

This thread is a hoot! He does look like an evil little doll, doesn't he?

by Anonymousreply 18604/28/2020

"Oh you haven't even seen evil dolls yet R186. When I am KING I will call upon the forces of darkness to possess every doll in Sweden, and command them to KILL! KILL! KILL! CONQUER! CONQUER! CONQUER!"

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by Anonymousreply 18704/28/2020

Will he grow up to look like Sam Neill?

by Anonymousreply 18804/28/2020

More like Joe Lo Truglio of Brooklyn Nine Nine and Wet Hot American Summer

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by Anonymousreply 18904/29/2020

I think, moving forward, Prince Oscar should be DL's resident spirit animal. He is the personification of this site.

by Anonymousreply 19004/29/2020

So now we know why Sweden doesn't have stay-at -home orders!

by Anonymousreply 19104/29/2020

Swedes need to be out and about because the child feeds at night and needs prey. If they're locked behind doors, harder for him to get to them, R191

by Anonymousreply 19204/29/2020

Moaaar please! This kid is amazing. And yes, he needs to be DL's mascot

by Anonymousreply 19304/30/2020

R193 yes agreed please! I’ve come over to the side where he’s less “the cherubic face of evil” and more just freaking adorable (the more pictures I look of him), but he still has that devilish look and the captions here made these pics priceless!

by Anonymousreply 19404/30/2020

If this cup was filled with water, I could hold Smiley Sister's head under until mission is complete.

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by Anonymousreply 19504/30/2020

Why don't these chicks put a hat on me?

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by Anonymousreply 19604/30/2020

Oskar’s pointy eyebrows remind me of Crown Princess Mette Marit of Norway.

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by Anonymousreply 19704/30/2020

To what will King Oscar feed his enemies to?

A) hungry tigers

B) a pit of anacondas

C) starving peasants

D) All of the above

by Anonymousreply 19804/30/2020

I wish the dutiful Victoria would have named her daughter either Margrethe, Christina, or Ulrica after the three female queens regnant of Sweden. It would be interesting because Margrethe was queen of all the Scandinavian countries, so the current queen of Denmark is Margrethe II but Estelle could have been Margrethe II as well, except of Sweden.

by Anonymousreply 19904/30/2020

R199 I know, Estelle is so... old Jewish lady. So random.

Pretty sure that was said upthread.

But damn Oskar is so cuuuute.

by Anonymousreply 20004/30/2020

Actually, I very much like it they named a future queen regnant after someone new. They need more new names in that family.

by Anonymousreply 20104/30/2020

R301, how about Gustav? That has a nice ring to it.

by Anonymousreply 20204/30/2020

He is adorable in that jersey in R195. It looks like it has some team signatures all over it. The Swedish royal family obviously has it all over those stupid Brits. Princess Sofia is the one volunteering in a hospital.

by Anonymousreply 20304/30/2020

Princess Sofia took to royal life like a fish swimming in a pond, despite her slutty past and her neck tattoo. Something Me! over in LA couldn’t figure out.

by Anonymousreply 20404/30/2020

Prince Louis has an avid, rapacious look to him as well. Bit like Henry Viii.

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by Anonymousreply 20504/30/2020

[quote]He is adorable in that jersey in [R195]. It looks like it has some team signatures all over it.

...or the names of those who displeased him and summoned the Lamia to take for devouring.

by Anonymousreply 20604/30/2020

Here is my favorite adult Swedish Oskar: Oskar Eriksson, hot curler on the Swedish national team with other hottie, Niklas Edin.

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by Anonymousreply 20704/30/2020

Oskar’s crazy features come from his late great-grandmother Crown Princess Sybilla of Sweden. Her photos always look like she’d cut a bitch. She was in the Hitler Youth as a child, and of course her father WAS a Nazi. Actually, Crown Princess Victoria made a well-intentioned visit to Auschwitz and was clearly moved by what she saw and a reporter tried to call her out right then and there about her ancestors Nazi connection. She handled it well but it wasn’t appropriate for the reporter to do it on such a somber occasion.

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by Anonymousreply 20805/01/2020

Scandinavians are a strange-looking bunch. In both Norway and Sweden you see a lot of people who look like a half-baked mix of Caucasian and Asian. Their faces are reminiscant of shrews or strange little birds. Oskar has one of those typically Scandinavian faces. Other examples include Morten Harket, Greta Thunberg and the late Avicii.

by Anonymousreply 20905/01/2020

The King of Sweden has those nervous bird-like features too, although ethnically he’s German and French.

by Anonymousreply 21005/01/2020

Um, r208 she was a member of the Hitler Youth and her father was a Nazi. Their family supported the party and leader that lead to the deaths at Auschwitz. I think that was a perfect time to call her out. I'm sure that the people forced to remain in those camps would have liked the opportunity to speak truth to power. While many died or lived with the pain of that experience, she went off to continue her merry existence as a princess. God forbid she is inconvenienced by a report's question, during her Auschwitz photo-op. Hasn't there been enough suffering in that place? Won't someone think of the princess' feelings?

by Anonymousreply 21105/01/2020

What is point of 'calling someone out' for something they did not do or had no control over? How does that help anyone?

by Anonymousreply 21205/01/2020

It makes the caller-outer feel better about themselves.

by Anonymousreply 21305/01/2020

[quote]Actually, Crown Princess Victoria made a well-intentioned visit to Auschwitz and was clearly moved by what she saw and a reporter tried to call her out right then and there about her ancestors Nazi connection. She handled it well but it wasn’t appropriate for the reporter to do it on such a somber occasion.

That reporter is a cunt. I always see some morons do this where they mention some vile thing a relative did in an attempt to attach the deed to a person they're attempting to attack. WTF would it be her fault what her relatives did? If we find a pedo or rapist in that reporter's family, should he/she be called out for it?

by Anonymousreply 21405/01/2020

r212 it gives people the ability to ask what she or her family have done to atone for their sins. The royal family had access to more intelligence information than even the average German. They knew that Hitler was forcibly removing people from their homes and thought Jews were less than human. Supporting the antisemitism, racism, and homophobia that lead to Auschwitz matters. We praise those that were bold enough to oppose Hitler. If we praise one side then we should hold the other accountable was well.

Why did her family support the Nazi's? What did she do with her position of power to make amends? Does she hold the same beliefs of her father? So many perspectives can be gained.

There is a distinction between Crown Princess Sybilla, who grew up immersed in Nazi hatred, and Crown Princess Victoria. Either way, these woman are/were in a position of privilege and their family has shady history. They are/were paid millions to do nothing; it's ok to ask them an introspective question from time-to-time. Their advance teams should have prepared them for this given their family's links to these murderers.

by Anonymousreply 21505/01/2020

Agreed but back to the cherubic face of evil please! If we've run out of pictures let's post a few of Prince George to compare, contrast and discuss!

by Anonymousreply 21605/01/2020

"Oh many bloody times do we have to wash our hands, Dad?

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by Anonymousreply 21705/01/2020

Riding a horse with head candles for St. Lucia Day. Uh?

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by Anonymousreply 21805/01/2020

Time to play. Plotting comes later.

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by Anonymousreply 21905/01/2020

"Talk to the hand, bitches!"

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by Anonymousreply 22005/01/2020

Sure, R218. We all know he's actually summoning...

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by Anonymousreply 22105/01/2020

A devilish grin is needed when planning a Palace Purge.

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by Anonymousreply 22205/01/2020

He's already a Swinger!

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by Anonymousreply 22305/01/2020

Don't be fooled by the suit. Things are going to get messy.

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by Anonymousreply 22405/01/2020

"Smiley Sister irritates the hell out of me".

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by Anonymousreply 22505/01/2020

Oscar eating his mother's face.

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by Anonymousreply 22605/01/2020

He can look normal. That will be important. Later.

by Anonymousreply 22705/01/2020

R222 he’s got creepy Willem Dafoe like teeth and grin

by Anonymousreply 22805/01/2020

R208 I kind of have that look even though I have no Scandinavian roots. Hmmm. Germanic and Dutch is the closest.

I think it’s the combination of the tiny very upturned nose (even for a toddler) and the upturned mouth that makes him so cherubic yet devilish at the same time. The bags are a little odd I have to admit (I see they’re often airbrushed out) but I Just can’t get enough of these pictures if he were my son I’d eat him up.

by Anonymousreply 22905/01/2020

I don't think he's eating her face @R226. I think he's like a dementor consuming her soul.

by Anonymousreply 23005/01/2020

Or stealing her breath like the troll in Cat’s Eye.

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A very good likeness of wee Oskar.

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by Anonymousreply 23105/01/2020

This one would stab a bitch too.

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by Anonymousreply 23205/01/2020

Pensive and pondering the many ways he'll eventually deal with his sister...

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by Anonymousreply 23305/01/2020

A normal child does not do that with his hands! A Bond villain holding a cat does that!

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by Anonymousreply 23405/01/2020

Reminds me of someone...

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by Anonymousreply 23505/01/2020

evil lil dumplin

by Anonymousreply 23605/01/2020

LOL, R235

by Anonymousreply 23705/01/2020

Bond villain, checking in!

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by Anonymousreply 23805/01/2020

The new family member.

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by Anonymousreply 24005/02/2020

R239 I thought she was holding an overly large hedgehog, disappointed that she was not.

by Anonymousreply 24105/02/2020

He's already getting better at toning down "the look." They are both super cute here.

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by Anonymousreply 24205/02/2020

he might be ‘special’

by Anonymousreply 24305/02/2020

He seems a perfectly normal kid (with an evil grin)

by Anonymousreply 24405/02/2020

He looks to me like an animated Tim Burton character brought to life.

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by Anonymousreply 24505/02/2020

I’m sure as an adult he’ll be busy, as the only son of the future sovereign he’ll probably have to do a lot of handshaking and charity sponsorships. Better lose than evil face, no one is going to want to see that.

by Anonymousreply 24605/02/2020

He's a kid with a gold star resting bitch face. And why is that a bad thing? Royals are so bland these days - what's wrong with a pint sized tot with pictures of Vlad the Impaler his nursery? Oskar will make Sweden great again (or was it ever great? ) and it won't be by being a fat, blubbering slob like that fool across the pond - no Oskar will rule with an iron fist!

by Anonymousreply 24705/02/2020

[QUOTE] or was it ever great?

Yes, in the 17th century it was almost an empire

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by Anonymousreply 24805/02/2020

[quote] s the only son of the future sovereign he’ll probably have to do a lot of handshaking and charity sponsorships

Or shun the royal life by escaping to America.

by Anonymousreply 24905/02/2020

only trashy people do that

by Anonymousreply 25005/02/2020

I'm FFing this kid's ugly face. It's fucking annoying

by Anonymousreply 25105/02/2020

He must be related to Ramona Singer.

by Anonymousreply 25205/02/2020

“When I’m the Queen you will have to bow to me and call me “Ma’am” and I’ll be able to tell you what to do as long as I live, and there’s absolutely NOTHING you can do about it. If I say we’re going to play with Barbies, then we’re going to play with Barbies.”

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by Anonymousreply 25305/02/2020

r242 It's still not a a small you normally see from someone who isn't a 19th century industrialist about to fire 50% of their workers.

by Anonymousreply 25405/02/2020

There’s a video of him during Christmas on the Swedish Royal Family FB page ... I can’t seem to copy it but if anyone can it is the most precious thing — you really get to see him in action.

by Anonymousreply 25505/02/2020

[quote]I'm FFing this kid's ugly face. It's fucking annoying

I look forward to this being your head. Soon...

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by Anonymousreply 25605/02/2020

[quote] I think I’m in love

R255 = Bryan Singer

by Anonymousreply 25705/02/2020

"That photographer is stealing a bit of my soul with his camera. I will strangle him myself!"

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by Anonymousreply 25805/02/2020

"Hey, did you ever hear about the Roman Emperor Caligula? No? Well, he's kind of my idol right now, so sit down and tell you all about him!"

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by Anonymousreply 25905/02/2020

"Sorry, I'm a toddler and I misspoke. Sit down. I'll tell you all about Caligula, my hero, inspiration, and spirit animal."

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by Anonymousreply 26005/02/2020

"Mommy, NO! I want to watch the hangings!"

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by Anonymousreply 26105/02/2020

He will make a Gilead of Sweden.

by Anonymousreply 26205/02/2020

It's nice to see a tot whose preset expression wouldn't change no matter what happened to it.

And he does know how to present a sash in R1's photo.

by Anonymousreply 26305/02/2020

Where does DL fave ex-sprinter Markus Poyhonen fall into this?

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by Anonymousreply 26405/02/2020

He'll be one of King Oscar's bodyguards R264

by Anonymousreply 26505/02/2020

Foreskin Verificata?

by Anonymousreply 26605/02/2020

Is it just me or are there many more photos of Victoria's children than there are of William's? It seems the BRF is more keen on shielding their child heirs and spares

by Anonymousreply 26705/03/2020

William (and Harry) are allegedly media shy because of their mother. Queen Elizabeth released tons of pictures of her children when they were growing up, from the pram to horseback to school etc.

In Sweden Crown Princess Victoria is very popular and is the monarchy’s hope for survival, because The King isn’t popular and the social situation in the country is very fractured thanks to the amount of African Muslim immigrants they’ve accepted over the decades. By releasing photos she’s trying to get her family’s face out there as goodwill. Only time will tell of it will work, personally I wish The King would abdicate now and let her have the throne. The role of the Swedish monarch is much more limited than any other European monarchy, the government isn’t even run in their name anymore so they aren’t responsible for signing royal assent on documents like their peers, nor do they get the courtesy of appointing new prime ministers. They simply smile and wave and cut ribbons and sponsor charities.

by Anonymousreply 26805/03/2020

R268, piece of advice: You don't get to whine about Nazis in a previous post when you yourself have several posts showing your bigotry and racism. Here's a newsflash: Hate doesn't only count when Jews are on the receiving end, you racist and bigot.

by Anonymousreply 26905/03/2020

well it’s a pretty well known fact that African Muslims rape Swedish women, because they don’t feel they dress appropriately. So they rape them. THEY RAPE THEM.

by Anonymousreply 27005/03/2020

What does this have to do with our young dark lord r270?

by Anonymousreply 27105/03/2020

Why is the king not popular in Sweden?

by Anonymousreply 27205/03/2020

The king has zero charisma and has never been attractive or warm--he's a cold fish.

The focus has become entirely on his children since Carl Philip is handsome and sexy, and Victoria, though she is no beauty, is friendly and charismatic and seems like a loving mother.

by Anonymousreply 27305/03/2020

More Oskar posts!

by Anonymousreply 27405/03/2020

This is where he'll go to school:

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by Anonymousreply 27505/03/2020

Thanks for the explanation, R268.

by Anonymousreply 27605/03/2020

Who are the cunts who F&Fed this thread? Swedes?

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by Anonymousreply 27705/03/2020

Everyone F&Fs posters here. DL pastime.

by Anonymousreply 27805/03/2020

[QUOTE] Who are the cunts who F&Fed this thread?

pro-Muslim Jew haters

by Anonymousreply 27905/04/2020

Every thread ends with the Holocaust.

by Anonymousreply 28005/04/2020

Two weeks ago I didn’t know this kid existed, now I feel like he’s the biggest thing that’s happened to Sweden since IKEA.

by Anonymousreply 28105/04/2020

It’s the “How dare you mock an INNOCENT CHILD“ crowd. They obviously don’t see the truth.

by Anonymousreply 28205/04/2020

Two weeks ago I didn’t know this kid existed, now I feel like he’s the biggest thing that’s happened to Sweden since IKEA.

AND ABBA! Enough of huggable Royals! We need a despot Prince to rule the earth, not some know nothing Fox News MAGA assholes!

by Anonymousreply 28305/04/2020

There's balm in Gilead, R262.

I'm expecting the Abomination of Desolation. His mountain lair will be built on the Kebnekaise massif, which will be renamed Barad-dûr.

At least I hope so. länge lever den Mörka Prinsen Oskar. Böja dig för att bli knullad. Well, in 2032, or a little sooner.

by Anonymousreply 28405/04/2020

One of the little prince’s favorite songs.

“‘Cause when push comes to shove, I will kill your friends and families to remind you of my love.”

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by Anonymousreply 28505/04/2020

Fun fact: Crown Princess Victoria had an eating disorder as a teenager and checked into an American rehab center incognito. If you look at the photos from the ceremony when The King formally invested her as Crown Princess, you’ll see she’s got a moon shaped face from her to-yo weight.

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by Anonymousreply 28605/04/2020

Does the king ever smile?

by Anonymousreply 28705/04/2020

Well it kept her from getting fat so good on her r286. Then she married a personal trainer to ensure that she maintains her sturdy figure without the extra weight.

I'm more concerned about pencil think Kate Middleton. Sometimes she looks like she eats an apple a day.

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by Anonymousreply 28805/04/2020

I adore women with figures like Kate's.

by Anonymousreply 28905/04/2020

Yeah, I agree Kate looks too thin. She's pushed out the heir & the spare, so if she wants to indulge a bit, why not? Let Wills go fuck that chinless woman & eat a piece of cake.

by Anonymousreply 29005/05/2020

King Gustav never looks sincere, his smiles look nervous and fake. He isn’t very endearing. Somehow he produced vivacious children though, so there’s that. Perhaps it was Queen Silvia’s genes that made the difference.

by Anonymousreply 29105/05/2020

[quote]Two weeks ago I didn’t know this kid existed, now I feel like he’s the biggest thing that’s happened to Sweden since IKEA.


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by Anonymousreply 29205/05/2020

has be begun his ascension yet?

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by Anonymousreply 29305/06/2020

I just want to thank OP and everyone for this thread. I needed a laugh tonight, and this supplied many.

by Anonymousreply 29405/08/2020

It's all for you Oskar!!!

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Have we posted every Oskar pic that exists? More pls! This thread gives me such a laugh I want it to continue.

by Anonymousreply 29705/08/2020

In know from another thread Sweden is doing “it” differently, but is there a picture of him in a mask with just those evil little eyes glaring out?

by Anonymousreply 29805/08/2020

I'll let this meme speak for itself. LOL.

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by Anonymousreply 29905/09/2020

"Hey Dad, don't you know how to fucking hold me right?"

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by Anonymousreply 30005/09/2020

"Who are these people?"

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by Anonymousreply 30105/09/2020

Plotting his future coup.

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by Anonymousreply 30205/09/2020

When I grow up, Sweden is mine. All mine.

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by Anonymousreply 30305/09/2020

Tired and bored.

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by Anonymousreply 30405/09/2020

[quote] When I grow up, Sweden is mine. All mine.

Will he try to reconquer Finland and other territories of the Swedish Empire? Will Delaware be his?

by Anonymousreply 30505/09/2020

He'll take Russia as well R305

by Anonymousreply 30605/09/2020

R306, how about the Bronx and Staten Island too?

by Anonymousreply 30705/09/2020

He is SO cute in R299 and R302! It's just an added bonus that he looks like he could be Firestarter.

by Anonymousreply 30805/09/2020

I wish I could link this video of him at Christmas it’s on some unofficial Swedish RF FB page. If anyone is able to copy and share it (I couldn’t) its precious,

by Anonymousreply 30905/09/2020

Are these the pictures you are referring to you, R309? Where Oskar tells his mother that his Christmas wish is to bathe in the blood of his enemies - and then...maybe he'll tell her where smiley sister is locked up

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by Anonymousreply 31005/09/2020

he’s very cute here. I guess Prince Daniel’s only job is to wear slim fitting clothing and smile.

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by Anonymousreply 31105/09/2020

An in that Christmas pic he is doing again that gesture with his hands

by Anonymousreply 31205/10/2020

Photo 1 - Kissing up to Mummy The Heiress.

Photo 2 - Eating her face.

Photo 3 - The dirty deed is done.

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by Anonymousreply 31305/11/2020

Victoria certainly has a sexy smoky sounding voice.

by Anonymousreply 31405/11/2020

He’s such a cutie...someone more clever than I come up with some funny captions please (the last pic is the best).

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by Anonymousreply 31505/17/2020

All kidding aside, the rest of the family are smiling & waving but little Oskar has 0 fucks to give about this whole thing & doesn't bother to pretend otherwise. "Eat shit Sweden!" he says. Somehow, Kate & William managed to cajole their toddlers into smiling & waiving, even when they're likely in a foul temper (which is most of the time with toddlers), but not this one. And then smiley sister grabs his face....oh, this is an offence that will not go unpunished....

by Anonymousreply 31605/17/2020

Giving everyone the wrong finger.

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by Anonymousreply 31705/17/2020

Receiving "instructions" from his secret toy car.

Being little James Bond must be tiresome (look at those dark circles).

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by Anonymousreply 31805/17/2020

Mummy loves me best, not Smiley Sister.

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by Anonymousreply 31905/17/2020

If Smiley Sister could just lean over a little more, the throne would be mine.

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by Anonymousreply 32005/17/2020

No R318, that's the phone he uses to prank call Harry and taunt him about how a real prince of the blood doesn't need Z-list actress to torment their family & usurp an elder sibling (and heir apparent)

by Anonymousreply 32105/17/2020

he looks tired with those eye bags

by Anonymousreply 32205/18/2020

R322 conquering the world is hard.

by Anonymousreply 32305/18/2020

To hell with virus will defeat me! Now, if only I could slip off that headgear from Mummy and Smiley Sister and all will be well with the world!

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by Anonymousreply 32405/20/2020

Little do mummy and that girl know, but I stocked those hives with murder hornets.

by Anonymousreply 32505/20/2020

Release the killer bees!

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by Anonymousreply 32605/20/2020

Smiley Sister. Love that moniker.

by Anonymousreply 32705/21/2020

"Honey is sweet but I am not. Planning a palace purge makes me hungry".

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by Anonymousreply 32805/23/2020

"If I just push Mummy over the fence, she would have a nasty fall. Smiley Sister would be next on my list".

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by Anonymousreply 32905/23/2020

"Mummy doesn't know the evil things that go on in my head. Teeheehee".

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by Anonymousreply 33005/23/2020

The black sheep in the 2nd picture knows Little Satan when he seems him

by Anonymousreply 33105/23/2020

R330, is Victoria wearing a full beekeeper outfit? That looks to be what it is, including the hat she is carrying. Oscar, of course, can control the bees with his mind.

by Anonymousreply 33205/23/2020

Oskar plants the Kiss of Death upon The Crown Princess.

what a cute kid

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by Anonymousreply 33305/23/2020

Thanks for all of these!! He’s really so freaking cute! The bags are kind of curious though, admittedly. I guess he really is plotting something.

by Anonymousreply 33405/23/2020

OMG, R333. That is definitely the cutest one yet!

by Anonymousreply 33505/23/2020

Playing with sheep like my future subjects.

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by Anonymousreply 33605/24/2020

^^^ that’s Black Philip, of course. Promising Prince Oskar deliciousness...

by Anonymousreply 33705/24/2020

It would have been great if he had just suddenly twisted the sheep's neck and broken it and still had the same little smile on his face. Our prophecies would have been fulfilled!

by Anonymousreply 33805/24/2020

R338 That sheep is big and he is not Stallone. And it would be a big mistake show his cards so soon

by Anonymousreply 33905/24/2020

Giving his best evil eye...and the sheep obediently follows his lead.

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He can give the evil eye from any angle. The sheep can't even keep up.

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by Anonymousreply 34105/24/2020

That sheep is big and he is not Stallone. And it would be a big mistake show his cards so soon

He's not going to break his neck - that's a needless show of strength! He's whispering Black Filip (the swedish cousin to Black Phillip) to give Smiley Sister a well timed push head first into a tree or in front of a car. Start with the weakest one first, and move his way up to Daddy in tight pants & Queen Mummy! That's how an up & coming despot rolls!

by Anonymousreply 34205/24/2020

Look at the conniving between these two! He learned everything he knows from Pazuzu

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The sheep are on his side

by Anonymousreply 34405/24/2020

The video from r333 definitely wins for me. As much as I love these captions (and they really are so good) he really looks like such a sweet boy.

by Anonymousreply 34505/24/2020

I don’t usually like kids I’m not related to but Oskar is adorable

by Anonymousreply 34605/24/2020

R175 Please no more inbreeding. Most members of European Royalty are ugly enough. We don't want to bring back Haemophilia, which lead to the early death of some of Queen Victoria's descendants.

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by Anonymousreply 34705/25/2020

Children with dark circles under their eyes may have an iron deficiency. Prince Oskar should be fed the raw liver of a Swedish peasant immediately.

by Anonymousreply 34805/25/2020

While the rest of the world has been distracted by racial strife in the US, Prince Oskar took the opportunity to consolidate his power by having King Gramps strip his cousins of their royal titles. Check out the stank face he has in the 4th picture - he is not fucking around!

If only Smiley Sister would just lean a little farther out the window.....

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by Anonymousreply 34906/02/2020

R349 damn his dark circles in some of those pictures — he’s so so cute but wtf is wrong with him!!

by Anonymousreply 35006/02/2020

Also, do you notice how often he is making direct eye contact with the camera while the rest of the family doesn't? Hope he keeps that confidence! We need more pics of him with Uncle Prince Carl Philip, hottest world royal.

by Anonymousreply 35106/03/2020

"I'm not like Smiley Sister. I don't enjoy playing dresss up and wearing goofy outfits. All that will change when I take over."

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by Anonymousreply 35206/05/2020

Prince Oskar's father, Prince Daniel, would look so much better if he got different glasses and especially didn't slick his hair back. Slicking your hair back makes you look like the world's biggest douche.

by Anonymousreply 35306/05/2020

Goodness those pictures at R352! George, Charlotte & Louis are laughing their asses off right now! The worst they have to do is hand out food to the olds, not dress up like some figure out of a cuckoo clock! Oskar will never be able to establish his despot creds with these pictures floating around!

by Anonymousreply 35406/05/2020

he’s even got evil eyebrows!

by Anonymousreply 35506/05/2020

R352 Are they laughing? They have no ground to stand on. It wasn’t Oscar crying at Pippa’s wedding.

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by Anonymousreply 35606/06/2020

the Swedish royals must hate to lug out those traditional costumes a few times a year, unlike their Norwegian neighbors who revived the ‘bunad’ as a source of national pride after independence from Sweden, the Swedish national costume is a historical curiosity and would be the same as wearing a hooped skirt or tricorn hat today in America.

by Anonymousreply 35706/06/2020

Prince Oskar’s great grandfather Prince Gustav Adolf, wearing Nazi uniform and hobnobbing with Hermann Goerring.

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by Anonymousreply 35806/06/2020

"Let the other three do all the work. I will standby and plan my plot of upheaval".

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by Anonymousreply 35906/06/2020

Oskar’s dad Prince Daniel NEVER looks relaxed. He’s always in form fitting clothing, jackets, ties, shirts buttoned all the way, dress shoes, hair shellacked into a gleaming helmet, just once I’d like to see him just be casual. He was a fitness trainer before marrying The Crown Princess, I’d love to see some of his body.

by Anonymousreply 36006/06/2020

This one is one of them where he looks preternaturally adult again.

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by Anonymousreply 36106/06/2020

And as an extra, one of hot uncle Prince Carl Philip. She's pretty as well. Love the soft focus flowers in the background.

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by Anonymousreply 36206/06/2020

Oskar’s aunt, Princess Madeline and her half-British brood. Note little Nicolas in the blue shirt, already sporting Gay Face.

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by Anonymousreply 36306/06/2020

R361 there’s an IGTV video on that page that I watched. He’s so precious.

by Anonymousreply 36406/08/2020

"If I can squeeze the life out of Mummy, I can begin on Smiley Sister and then the throne will be all mine after Old Man Grandpa kicks the bucket".

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by Anonymousreply 36506/14/2020

Here's young Oskar meeting his future in laws

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by Anonymousreply 36606/14/2020

Oskar is passing secret coded messages to Louis via Loathsome William.

by Anonymousreply 36706/14/2020

R367 - "I am passing much more than that".

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by Anonymousreply 36806/16/2020

"No one can make me smile if I don't want to".

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by Anonymousreply 369Last Monday at 11:25 AM

^^^ Prince Daniel appears to have suffered a throat injury, perhaps he got too close to Oskar and got bitten!

by Anonymousreply 370Last Monday at 3:44 PM
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