Prince Oskar of Sweden: The cherubic face of pure evil

Here he is as a baby at his christening, clearly wondering whose neck will come close enough so he can throttle it,.

Stop picking on children..

Why does a child have the eye bags of a 56 year old meth addict? That kid looks like he's seen some shit.

"Soon, they will let go of my hands, and I will be free to kill!... KILL!"

He kind of reminds me of someone...

[quote] Stop picking on children..

Go ahead and complain to the manager, Karen.

R2 must not have been around when we had multiple hilarious threads on little Zahara Jolie.

That ugly duckling could grow into a hot Swede like Martin Wallström.

Those sunken eyes and under-eye bags look like Thomas Gibson's haggard final seasons on Criminal Minds, when his hatred for Shemar Moore could not be fully contained.

Where's the hot Swede, R8?

Princess Estelle? Estelle is your great aunt in Brooklyn who complains about gentrification, not a potential monarch.

R10 here

And here

Look Oskar, it’s all for you.

Pedo thread. EWWWWW!!!!!

His parents need to accept that a bejeweled scepter can be used as more than just a *ceremonial* emblem of authority.

He seems sweet.

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He’s like the real life Damien. Is something being done to prevent him from amassing too much power? I’m guessing the Swedish Royal Family are just a bunch of welfare queen celebrities like the Brits, right? The King couldn’t take over the country, could he?

Does he have.... a syndrome?

No one is sure why Princess Estelle, who will almost certainly inherit the throne one day, has her name--no other Swedish princess in history has this name. When she was born, King Carl Gustav told his cabinet that her name was very dear to Crown Princess Victoria and her family, but he enver explain any further.

There is speculation she is named after the American heiress Estelle Bernadotte, who was the wife of the king's godfather, Count Folke Bernadotte, the first UN mediator in Israel and was assassinated there in 1948. Estelle Bernadotte went on to manage a care home for elderly women in Stockholm, and was considered a pretty saintly person during her lifetime.

When she becomes queen can she change her name? Perhaps she can be Gustava?

He may be closer to the throne than we think. The current king, Carl Gustav, turns 74 in a few days, and most European monarchs are retiring at age 75 now. (On the other hand, King Harald of Norway is 83, and Queen Elizabeth of the UK is 94.)

If Sweden is like the UK, she can legally use any of her baptismal names to reign under: Estelle Silvia Ewa Mary.

There is only one new Damien.

Here is Oskar's uncle, Prince Carl Philip.

In that R1 picture, he reminds me of that prank baby:

Theres some real anger in that kids face . Hes got issues !

Here he is plotting to kill his mother

I can’t believe how hilarious those photos are! You’re not joking....he really looks like pure evil in every picture.

Oh dear...that should put the rest the idea that merely being "Aryan" makes you look superior. I hope that poor girl becomes a swan.

I am merely biding my time....

So, photographer: you wish to die today?

Oh dear, we will all be dead by the time it happens, but I'm thinking England is fucked if George doesn't abdicate in favor of Charlotte. Sweden's conquering.

[quote]He's third in line to the throne, after his mother Crown Princess Victoria and his elder sister Princess Estelle.

Clearly he'll have them murdered when the fancy strikes him.

Anyone happen to know the current location of the Seven Daggers of Megiddo?

[quote] Oh dear...that should put the rest the idea that merely being "Aryan" makes you look superior.

Oskar's uncle At R26 doesn’t look very Aryan.

Estelle means star. I think it's a lovely name!

R31 evil but cherubic. That’s the perfect description and this thread is hilarious.

And where did he get those bags?? It’s kind of cute but weird.

I seriously don't understand this baby's face. My late Mom ran a daycare from the time I was five years old to my 26th birthday. Dozens of babies I saw over those years...and never have I seen such a lumpy face.

He looks to be carved out of Silly Putty.

Is it desirous of a mate?

Marry me, and together we will rule the planet!

Unfortunately, most of you won't be alive when Prince Oskar battles Prince George for the soul of humanity.

Sweden, you in danger gurl

What?

I'm getting a King Joffrey vibe...

I only read the first few posts before I knew the OP is destined for the kind of history like "Sumerian Housewives."

I got the chills just looking at that picture and hearing the Omen theme in my head.

Have people around this kid started dying in bizarre, over-the-top ways yet? Decapitations, elevator accidents, lightning rod skewerings, crow attacks?

Does he have Down syndrome? Sort of has that look, just like Prince Louis of GB.

You sho is ugly!

This kid has squishy face. Princess Charlotte will be pretty when she grows up.

R9 why’d he hate Shemar?

Fun fact: to get him to smile for this photo, his dad promised him he could torture and kill a whole litter of puppies when they got back to the castle.

Future queen to be Estelle, on the other hand, is adorable!

The happy family

Who's the hottie holding Estelle in R54's pic! That's the daddy? Damn!

I know a couple who had the ugliest baby. Grew into a chubby kid with a round face and beady eyes. Then the kid became a teenager, got into sports and he is breath takingly handsome. We all comment that we didn’t that one coming. You never know.

R56 He's her uncle, Prince Carl Philip

[quote] Who's the hottie holding Estelle in [R54]'s pic! That's the daddy? Damn!

No, that's her uncle, Prince Carl Philip, the lust object of all Dataloungers interested in royals.

Her actual daddy, Prince Daniel, Duke of Västergötland, is the balding man with the glasses and the comb-over at r55.

R56 that’s the uncle, Prince Carl Phillip.

Hot as fuck.

Uncle is a hottie

Dreamboat!

Derail my fucking thread at your own risk, bitches.

Get back to showing some awe for the intended subject.

So how does that uncle become King? Where is he in the lineup?

The Uncle was supposed to be the next King when he was born. Unfortunately, (well, not really) it was in the 70s after the feminist movement and a string of wonderful female monarchs made people stop the practice of male heirs skipping over their sisters. So Carl Phillip's older sister retained her rightful place as the heir. Her father, the current King, was upset about this change for YEARS. It was the government that passed this law, the King was not in favor of this change. Now that we see how gorgeous his son turned out, it is a sad PR disaster. But, his oldest daughter is responsible, warm, and treasured by the Swedes, even those that don't favor the monarchy. She may be their Elizabeth, someone that can keep this shit going long past it's expiration date.

Just last year, the King (the government) revoked the Princely titles granted to his grand children, outside of the oldest daughters. A lot has changed under the current King's reign. A female leading the country may be for the best.

Prince Carl Philip looks white adjacentish.

Which is why he's hotter than the rest, R66. This "pure" crap produces uglies like the Windsors.

Does the uncle have an Only Fans page, asking for a friend?

Does he have “an” Onlyfans or “a” Vine?

So, R65, if the older sister met an untimely death, the hottie becomes King?

R55 Has me concerned. The Princess is 42 now?

[quote] if the older sister met an untimely death, the hottie becomes King?

No. Her daughter Estelle would become queen followed by the devil spawn, Oskar (subject of this thread). Only if those three died or abdicated would Carl Philip (the hottie) become king as things now stand.

I hope Carl Philip is as free wheeling as Prince Margaret was in her day and the toast of a Europe.

LOL, R63

I predict that Princess Madeleine's son Nicolas will be a "good match" for George when they grow up.

R75, that boy's a goner once Oskar is old enough to know how to cut brakes.

Baby Oskar seemed to have a chronic constipation problem.

Practicing his strangulation skills.

That's one baby who'd throw YOU off a cruise ship.

Swipe for Psycho Swede.

That's one baby you abort...while it's 10 minutes out of the womb.

r70 any hopes of securing the crown go out the door once the heir or monarch produces a child. Didn't you see The Lion King when Scar was moping around following Simba's birth?

Photo No# 1: Are We There Yet?

Photo No# 2: We'd Better Be Fucking There Now.

Photo No#3: You People Are Going To Die!

r75 over Kate's dead body. The Royal Family HATES Americans, or ones that marry into the family. He's half American, Her Majesty, Queen Catherine, would not allow it! He can find a nice Canadian boy if he craves North American cock. Plus, that boy is legally no longer a Prince, just a rich kid as of last year.

I wonder...how can I get rid of this smiley bitch sister?

"Sanguis bibimus, corpus edimus!"

This kid is my new spirit animal.

Ah, they grow up so fast! I remember when his parents got married & DL had a good laugh over his mother marrying a guy with chronic gay face

R75 that kid gives me Richard Chamberlain vibes. Could be his wide set eyes.

Come on...he's the cutest little evil-looking kid ever! The more you look at him, the more adorable he is. And his sister is super cute.

You couldn't build a more perfect looking Prince Charming than his uncle if you tried.

At least he looks like there are thoughts running through his mind and he doesn't simply have a mindless, vacant stare.

They may be evil thoughts, but at least he's got the intelligence to be plotting and planning...unlike some other baby royals.

Stewie.

True r90, but the Dutch certainly tried to produce handsome Gen-Z princes. Time will tell if they grow up to me handsome or hideous.

Mummy? Why does Cousin Oskar keep sending me texts saying “Criss Cross?” And he signs them “Bruno.” Who’s Bruno?

R93, please learn the difference between the Danes and the Dutch.

[quote] R93, please learn the difference between the Danes and the Dutch.

R95, please forgive R93; he’s from the Netheregions.

My bad r95, I'll take the L on that one.

I couldn't care less about royals, specially when i live in a monarchy (the children of Elena and his corrupted husband are cute, or at least were when they were younger), but i'm a fan of this kid.

He looks adorably evil in every pic, he is like the reverse of prince George

A storm named Oskar is coming, world. Be prepared!

I'm going to bookmark this thread for a future comparison against the eventual threads about H&M's child. Interesting to see if Archie is treated as favorable or neutral on DL.

Prince Oskar does have an interesting face. I'm loving the pictures. He is truly the anti-George. Watch him grow into a stunner.

I'm voting for this as the best thread ever. More pictures of Evil Oskar- Prince George's nemesis. Only Queen Charlotte will be able to vanquish him by summoning her inner bad ass and using it for good. She will save you all, peasants!

But seriously Uncle Carl is hot as f*ck although he has sad eyes like Trudeau's. Did daddy not love him? Or was it the pain of never becoming King?

I would guess Carl Philip is relieved not to become king.

No one really wants to be king or queen regnant--it's a lot of pressure. the only trouble is that if you're second in line in the UK you don't know what you're supposed to do with your life, and so Margaret, Andrew, and Harry all grew up unhappy. I think in the Scandinavian countries there's less pressure to do something important with your life.

This is a child. Ffs.

An evil, cherubic one.

Keep the pics coming!

For future reference...thinking about burning down the house.

Swipe for a way to strangle your Mommy.

If only I could make Smiley Sister go away. Sigh.

R108 Well he can start by poking her eyes out with those pointy ends of the star.

LOVE it. Cherubic face of evil hahaha

My favorite DL ugly child thread is “Drew Brees Sure Has an Ugly Son”.

So many on DL have minds that are products of Hollywood - typecasting ninnies with only a loose grip on reality.

Oh lighten up Princess Victoria at R112, we're just kidding. The kid is cute

The Swedish Royal family aren't that wealthy, being the Monarch gives you access to the bulk of the family wealth. I'm sure knowing that you were born the heir only to have the government strip you of your birth right probably makes someone feel sort of resentful. I assume both of us don't know the Prince r103 but depending on his personality type he may be the sort to crave power or leadership roles. From school reports he sounds like a spoiled rich man-child that is fine doing next to nothing.

That's the angriest baby I've ever seen.

Of course he is cute, devilish cute

Here is the “Drew Brees Sure Has an Ugly Son” thread.

Is there a pet cemetery on the royal grounds?

There they are at r108, all dressed up to summon Prince Oskar's liege lord, the Prince of Darkness, at one of their Dark Masses in the Swedish forests.

R114– Carl Philip supposedly makes Harry look smart in comparison

Practicing those strangulation skills

he's so cute!

Looking for a victim...

[quote]This is a child. Ffs.

Oh, come on. If we can't make fun of hideous children on Datalounge, the virus truly has won.

His father reminds me of Mike Myers’ Dieter character from SNL.

I think if he ever ascends to power he will make Caligula look like an amateur.

More hot uncle Prince Carl Philip

When Prince Oskar becomes KING Oscar, his uncle Carl Philip will be his viciously protective personal bodyguard.

R125 Standing next to Prince Carl Philip in pictures has to truly suck.

Pretty good likeness.

Attacking his poor sister (and future Queen to boot!)

Is there a strain of Mediterranean or Latin American blood in the Swedish royal family? Carl Philip looks nothing like his parents. Or perhaps the current king is not his father?

Both Carl Philip and Victoria have darker features, Madeleine doesn't look related to them.

R132 Recessive genes.

[quote] Both Carl Philip and Victoria have darker featureS

Victoria looks like her mother. Carl Philip doesn’t resemble either parent.

To me he does vaguely resemble his father in some pics

“his father”

Carl Philip's mom is half Brazilian

Thanks, R138. That explains it.

120 Prince Carl Phillip is actually very intelligent. He struggled with very severe dyslexia as a child.

Wow, R133, all three of them are gorgeous. What would the Brits do to have just one family member who looks like that let alone three.

In r133's photo, Prince Carl Philip looks like Levi Johnston (but not in the other photos).

R131 When he is king it will be heads of his enemies that he will kick around the garden.

Him and Charlotte are going to marry and go full Ptolemaic dynasty on everyone aren't they?

r129 not when you outrank him. Her husband went form a personal trainer to a prince and second once of the most powerful men in Sweden. Unlike the UK, he was made a Prince in his own right. Carl-Phillip's wife is also a Princess in her own right following their marriage. I bet the future Prince Consort has a lot of stamina give his athleticism, so he can throw a mean fuck with his Swedish cock. He is happy as a clam and secured the bag.

Prince Carl Philip just can NOT take a bad picture. It's nuts. Here he is with his two little boys. Cute but neither one can compare with Prince Oskar.

I think both Victoria and Madeleine had some discreet plastic surgery during their teenage years. Both nose jobs and possibly something with her chin (Victoria).

Get out of the way, William and Harry.

nice

C'mon....super cute!

Plotting the destruction of his enemies.

R150 ^thats the most normal picture of him. He doesn’t look demonic. Must be b/c the eyebrows are covered.

r152 It was taken at Halloween. Strange that holiday makes him happy

Just pondering world... no... GALACTIC domination.

Here he is in full Damian mode. The photographer must have burst into flames after pushing the button.

"HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME!!! No... no, I must play my cards correctly. I must not set her alight with my birthday candles. But her time will come. OH, it. will. come."

Lovely

"Mummy, may I hear the tale of Ivan the Terrible again?"

"I was told there'd be executions today. LIES!"

keeping a lookout for his enemies. they're everywhere.

He'll grow up looking like Bill Skarsgard

.....

If you think I'm taking a nap without watching the end of Midsommer, you are sadly mistaken lady

R163 Naps are for softies like Prince George the Wimpy

"Oh if only all of Sweden had one neck!"

The Child is the Father of the Man.

He may be smiling @R108, but you know inside he's boiling mad that star doesn't look like this:

"Hang the dissidents from that tree!"

Pazuzu was a pussy. I shall not repeat his mistakes. Oh, and burn this woman's hideous dress. With her in it.

Fangs!!!

I think he’s sweet and cute.

yes R171 don't get the wrong idea. he's adorable, without a doubt!

This thread is hysterical, because with the pictures it's like

omigod he DOES look evil

r170: I literally shreiked "WTF is wrong with that kid?!' upon seeing that photo. His parents should have swapped him with another baby at the hospital.

The sad thing about Princess Madeleine is that if things were done now how they did it back then, she would have been the perfect wife of Prince William (or even Harry). Instead of those two social climbers polluting the royal blood.

She would have been wildly popular in the UK.

This is his favorite book, his bible so to speak.

r175 gosh that would have been great on paper. But I feel like it would be very hard to join another royal house. Thankfully, they aren't forced to be together. Madeleine is accustom to a level of respect that would rub the Firm the wrong way. William was looking for a woman that would roll over and take his shit. Madeleine likes a strong confident man, William is think skinned and passive aggressive. Madeleine's husband treats her like a Princess and seems to adore her. William likely hasn't adored any woman besides his mother.

Madeleine would have likely slapped their shit out of William if forced to deal with him.

They are a very handsome couple, R177.

What’s that thing under his right eye at r160? If magnified would it be 666 in miniature?

I love you, R165.

Make no mistake....

....this "child" has tasted blood.

Oskar! I'll be single soon. Call me!

The family calls him “Caligula.”

[quote]I think he’s sweet and cute.

Shut up, Rosemary!

i LOVE you R184

This thread is a hoot! He does look like an evil little doll, doesn't he?

"Oh you haven't even seen evil dolls yet R186. When I am KING I will call upon the forces of darkness to possess every doll in Sweden, and command them to KILL! KILL! KILL! CONQUER! CONQUER! CONQUER!"

Will he grow up to look like Sam Neill?

More like Joe Lo Truglio of Brooklyn Nine Nine and Wet Hot American Summer

I think, moving forward, Prince Oscar should be DL's resident spirit animal. He is the personification of this site.

So now we know why Sweden doesn't have stay-at -home orders!

Swedes need to be out and about because the child feeds at night and needs prey. If they're locked behind doors, harder for him to get to them, R191

Moaaar please! This kid is amazing. And yes, he needs to be DL's mascot

R193 yes agreed please! I’ve come over to the side where he’s less “the cherubic face of evil” and more just freaking adorable (the more pictures I look of him), but he still has that devilish look and the captions here made these pics priceless!

If this cup was filled with water, I could hold Smiley Sister's head under until mission is complete.

Why don't these chicks put a hat on me?

Oskar’s pointy eyebrows remind me of Crown Princess Mette Marit of Norway.

To what will King Oscar feed his enemies to?

A) hungry tigers

B) a pit of anacondas

C) starving peasants

D) All of the above

I wish the dutiful Victoria would have named her daughter either Margrethe, Christina, or Ulrica after the three female queens regnant of Sweden. It would be interesting because Margrethe was queen of all the Scandinavian countries, so the current queen of Denmark is Margrethe II but Estelle could have been Margrethe II as well, except of Sweden.

R199 I know, Estelle is so... old Jewish lady. So random.

Pretty sure that was said upthread.

But damn Oskar is so cuuuute.

Actually, I very much like it they named a future queen regnant after someone new. They need more new names in that family.

R301, how about Gustav? That has a nice ring to it.

He is adorable in that jersey in R195. It looks like it has some team signatures all over it. The Swedish royal family obviously has it all over those stupid Brits. Princess Sofia is the one volunteering in a hospital.

Princess Sofia took to royal life like a fish swimming in a pond, despite her slutty past and her neck tattoo. Something Me! over in LA couldn’t figure out.

Prince Louis has an avid, rapacious look to him as well. Bit like Henry Viii.

[quote]He is adorable in that jersey in [R195]. It looks like it has some team signatures all over it.

...or the names of those who displeased him and summoned the Lamia to take for devouring.

Here is my favorite adult Swedish Oskar: Oskar Eriksson, hot curler on the Swedish national team with other hottie, Niklas Edin.

Oskar’s crazy features come from his late great-grandmother Crown Princess Sybilla of Sweden. Her photos always look like she’d cut a bitch. She was in the Hitler Youth as a child, and of course her father WAS a Nazi. Actually, Crown Princess Victoria made a well-intentioned visit to Auschwitz and was clearly moved by what she saw and a reporter tried to call her out right then and there about her ancestors Nazi connection. She handled it well but it wasn’t appropriate for the reporter to do it on such a somber occasion.

Scandinavians are a strange-looking bunch. In both Norway and Sweden you see a lot of people who look like a half-baked mix of Caucasian and Asian. Their faces are reminiscant of shrews or strange little birds. Oskar has one of those typically Scandinavian faces. Other examples include Morten Harket, Greta Thunberg and the late Avicii.

The King of Sweden has those nervous bird-like features too, although ethnically he’s German and French.

Um, r208 she was a member of the Hitler Youth and her father was a Nazi. Their family supported the party and leader that lead to the deaths at Auschwitz. I think that was a perfect time to call her out. I'm sure that the people forced to remain in those camps would have liked the opportunity to speak truth to power. While many died or lived with the pain of that experience, she went off to continue her merry existence as a princess. God forbid she is inconvenienced by a report's question, during her Auschwitz photo-op. Hasn't there been enough suffering in that place? Won't someone think of the princess' feelings?

What is point of 'calling someone out' for something they did not do or had no control over? How does that help anyone?

It makes the caller-outer feel better about themselves.

[quote]Actually, Crown Princess Victoria made a well-intentioned visit to Auschwitz and was clearly moved by what she saw and a reporter tried to call her out right then and there about her ancestors Nazi connection. She handled it well but it wasn’t appropriate for the reporter to do it on such a somber occasion.

That reporter is a cunt. I always see some morons do this where they mention some vile thing a relative did in an attempt to attach the deed to a person they're attempting to attack. WTF would it be her fault what her relatives did? If we find a pedo or rapist in that reporter's family, should he/she be called out for it?

r212 it gives people the ability to ask what she or her family have done to atone for their sins. The royal family had access to more intelligence information than even the average German. They knew that Hitler was forcibly removing people from their homes and thought Jews were less than human. Supporting the antisemitism, racism, and homophobia that lead to Auschwitz matters. We praise those that were bold enough to oppose Hitler. If we praise one side then we should hold the other accountable was well.

Why did her family support the Nazi's? What did she do with her position of power to make amends? Does she hold the same beliefs of her father? So many perspectives can be gained.

There is a distinction between Crown Princess Sybilla, who grew up immersed in Nazi hatred, and Crown Princess Victoria. Either way, these woman are/were in a position of privilege and their family has shady history. They are/were paid millions to do nothing; it's ok to ask them an introspective question from time-to-time. Their advance teams should have prepared them for this given their family's links to these murderers.

Agreed but back to the cherubic face of evil please! If we've run out of pictures let's post a few of Prince George to compare, contrast and discuss!

"Oh many bloody times do we have to wash our hands, Dad?

Riding a horse with head candles for St. Lucia Day. Uh?

Time to play. Plotting comes later.

"Talk to the hand, bitches!"

Sure, R218. We all know he's actually summoning...

A devilish grin is needed when planning a Palace Purge.

He's already a Swinger!

Don't be fooled by the suit. Things are going to get messy.

"Smiley Sister irritates the hell out of me".

Oscar eating his mother's face.

He can look normal. That will be important. Later.

R222 he’s got creepy Willem Dafoe like teeth and grin

R208 I kind of have that look even though I have no Scandinavian roots. Hmmm. Germanic and Dutch is the closest.

I think it’s the combination of the tiny very upturned nose (even for a toddler) and the upturned mouth that makes him so cherubic yet devilish at the same time. The bags are a little odd I have to admit (I see they’re often airbrushed out) but I Just can’t get enough of these pictures if he were my son I’d eat him up.

I don't think he's eating her face @R226. I think he's like a dementor consuming her soul.

Or stealing her breath like the troll in Cat’s Eye.

Skip to :53

A very good likeness of wee Oskar.

This one would stab a bitch too.

Pensive and pondering the many ways he'll eventually deal with his sister...

A normal child does not do that with his hands! A Bond villain holding a cat does that!

Reminds me of someone...

evil lil dumplin

LOL, R235

Bond villain, checking in!

The new family member.

Lunch!

R239 I thought she was holding an overly large hedgehog, disappointed that she was not.

He's already getting better at toning down "the look." They are both super cute here.

he might be ‘special’

He seems a perfectly normal kid (with an evil grin)

He looks to me like an animated Tim Burton character brought to life.

I’m sure as an adult he’ll be busy, as the only son of the future sovereign he’ll probably have to do a lot of handshaking and charity sponsorships. Better lose than evil face, no one is going to want to see that.

He's a kid with a gold star resting bitch face. And why is that a bad thing? Royals are so bland these days - what's wrong with a pint sized tot with pictures of Vlad the Impaler his nursery? Oskar will make Sweden great again (or was it ever great? ) and it won't be by being a fat, blubbering slob like that fool across the pond - no Oskar will rule with an iron fist!

[QUOTE] or was it ever great?

Yes, in the 17th century it was almost an empire

[quote] s the only son of the future sovereign he’ll probably have to do a lot of handshaking and charity sponsorships

Or shun the royal life by escaping to America.

only trashy people do that

I'm FFing this kid's ugly face. It's fucking annoying

He must be related to Ramona Singer.

“When I’m the Queen you will have to bow to me and call me “Ma’am” and I’ll be able to tell you what to do as long as I live, and there’s absolutely NOTHING you can do about it. If I say we’re going to play with Barbies, then we’re going to play with Barbies.”

r242 It's still not a a small you normally see from someone who isn't a 19th century industrialist about to fire 50% of their workers.

There’s a video of him during Christmas on the Swedish Royal Family FB page ... I can’t seem to copy it but if anyone can it is the most precious thing — you really get to see him in action.

[quote]I'm FFing this kid's ugly face. It's fucking annoying

I look forward to this being your head. Soon...

[quote] I think I’m in love

R255 = Bryan Singer

"That photographer is stealing a bit of my soul with his camera. I will strangle him myself!"

"Hey, did you ever hear about the Roman Emperor Caligula? No? Well, he's kind of my idol right now, so sit down and tell you all about him!"

"Sorry, I'm a toddler and I misspoke. Sit down. I'll tell you all about Caligula, my hero, inspiration, and spirit animal."

"Mommy, NO! I want to watch the hangings!"

He will make a Gilead of Sweden.

It's nice to see a tot whose preset expression wouldn't change no matter what happened to it.

And he does know how to present a sash in R1's photo.

Where does DL fave ex-sprinter Markus Poyhonen fall into this?

He'll be one of King Oscar's bodyguards R264

Foreskin Verificata?

Is it just me or are there many more photos of Victoria's children than there are of William's? It seems the BRF is more keen on shielding their child heirs and spares

William (and Harry) are allegedly media shy because of their mother. Queen Elizabeth released tons of pictures of her children when they were growing up, from the pram to horseback to school etc.

In Sweden Crown Princess Victoria is very popular and is the monarchy’s hope for survival, because The King isn’t popular and the social situation in the country is very fractured thanks to the amount of African Muslim immigrants they’ve accepted over the decades. By releasing photos she’s trying to get her family’s face out there as goodwill. Only time will tell of it will work, personally I wish The King would abdicate now and let her have the throne. The role of the Swedish monarch is much more limited than any other European monarchy, the government isn’t even run in their name anymore so they aren’t responsible for signing royal assent on documents like their peers, nor do they get the courtesy of appointing new prime ministers. They simply smile and wave and cut ribbons and sponsor charities.

R268, piece of advice: You don't get to whine about Nazis in a previous post when you yourself have several posts showing your bigotry and racism. Here's a newsflash: Hate doesn't only count when Jews are on the receiving end, you racist and bigot.

well it’s a pretty well known fact that African Muslims rape Swedish women, because they don’t feel they dress appropriately. So they rape them. THEY RAPE THEM.

What does this have to do with our young dark lord r270?

Why is the king not popular in Sweden?

The king has zero charisma and has never been attractive or warm--he's a cold fish.

The focus has become entirely on his children since Carl Philip is handsome and sexy, and Victoria, though she is no beauty, is friendly and charismatic and seems like a loving mother.

More Oskar posts!

This is where he'll go to school:

Thanks for the explanation, R268.

Who are the cunts who F&Fed this thread? Swedes?

Everyone F&Fs posters here. DL pastime.

[QUOTE] Who are the cunts who F&Fed this thread?

pro-Muslim Jew haters

Every thread ends with the Holocaust.

Two weeks ago I didn’t know this kid existed, now I feel like he’s the biggest thing that’s happened to Sweden since IKEA.

It’s the “How dare you mock an INNOCENT CHILD“ crowd. They obviously don’t see the truth.

Two weeks ago I didn’t know this kid existed, now I feel like he’s the biggest thing that’s happened to Sweden since IKEA.

AND ABBA! Enough of huggable Royals! We need a despot Prince to rule the earth, not some know nothing Fox News MAGA assholes!

There's balm in Gilead, R262.

I'm expecting the Abomination of Desolation. His mountain lair will be built on the Kebnekaise massif, which will be renamed Barad-dûr.

At least I hope so. länge lever den Mörka Prinsen Oskar. Böja dig för att bli knullad. Well, in 2032, or a little sooner.

One of the little prince’s favorite songs.

“‘Cause when push comes to shove, I will kill your friends and families to remind you of my love.”

Fun fact: Crown Princess Victoria had an eating disorder as a teenager and checked into an American rehab center incognito. If you look at the photos from the ceremony when The King formally invested her as Crown Princess, you’ll see she’s got a moon shaped face from her to-yo weight.

Does the king ever smile?

Well it kept her from getting fat so good on her r286. Then she married a personal trainer to ensure that she maintains her sturdy figure without the extra weight.

I'm more concerned about pencil think Kate Middleton. Sometimes she looks like she eats an apple a day.

I adore women with figures like Kate's.

Yeah, I agree Kate looks too thin. She's pushed out the heir & the spare, so if she wants to indulge a bit, why not? Let Wills go fuck that chinless woman & eat a piece of cake.

King Gustav never looks sincere, his smiles look nervous and fake. He isn’t very endearing. Somehow he produced vivacious children though, so there’s that. Perhaps it was Queen Silvia’s genes that made the difference.

[quote]Two weeks ago I didn’t know this kid existed, now I feel like he’s the biggest thing that’s happened to Sweden since IKEA.

HOW DARE YOU?

has be begun his ascension yet?

I just want to thank OP and everyone for this thread. I needed a laugh tonight, and this supplied many.

It's all for you Oskar!!!

Oskaaaaaaaaar!

Have we posted every Oskar pic that exists? More pls! This thread gives me such a laugh I want it to continue.

In know from another thread Sweden is doing “it” differently, but is there a picture of him in a mask with just those evil little eyes glaring out?

I'll let this meme speak for itself. LOL.

"Hey Dad, don't you know how to fucking hold me right?"

"Who are these people?"

Plotting his future coup.

When I grow up, Sweden is mine. All mine.

Tired and bored.

[quote] When I grow up, Sweden is mine. All mine.

Will he try to reconquer Finland and other territories of the Swedish Empire? Will Delaware be his?

He'll take Russia as well R305

R306, how about the Bronx and Staten Island too?

He is SO cute in R299 and R302! It's just an added bonus that he looks like he could be Firestarter.

I wish I could link this video of him at Christmas it’s on some unofficial Swedish RF FB page. If anyone is able to copy and share it (I couldn’t) its precious,

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he’s very cute here. I guess Prince Daniel’s only job is to wear slim fitting clothing and smile.

An in that Christmas pic he is doing again that gesture with his hands

Photo 1 - Kissing up to Mummy The Heiress.

Photo 2 - Eating her face.

Photo 3 - The dirty deed is done.

Victoria certainly has a sexy smoky sounding voice.

He’s such a cutie...someone more clever than I come up with some funny captions please (the last pic is the best).

All kidding aside, the rest of the family are smiling & waving but little Oskar has 0 fucks to give about this whole thing & doesn't bother to pretend otherwise. "Eat shit Sweden!" he says. Somehow, Kate & William managed to cajole their toddlers into smiling & waiving, even when they're likely in a foul temper (which is most of the time with toddlers), but not this one. And then smiley sister grabs his face....oh, this is an offence that will not go unpunished....

Giving everyone the wrong finger.

Receiving "instructions" from his secret toy car.

Being little James Bond must be tiresome (look at those dark circles).

Mummy loves me best, not Smiley Sister.

If Smiley Sister could just lean over a little more, the throne would be mine.

No R318, that's the phone he uses to prank call Harry and taunt him about how a real prince of the blood doesn't need Z-list actress to torment their family & usurp an elder sibling (and heir apparent)

he looks tired with those eye bags

R322 conquering the world is hard.

To hell with bees...no virus will defeat me! Now, if only I could slip off that headgear from Mummy and Smiley Sister and all will be well with the world!

Little do mummy and that girl know, but I stocked those hives with murder hornets.

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Smiley Sister. Love that moniker.

"Honey is sweet but I am not. Planning a palace purge makes me hungry".

"If I just push Mummy over the fence, she would have a nasty fall. Smiley Sister would be next on my list".

"Mummy doesn't know the evil things that go on in my head. Teeheehee".

The black sheep in the 2nd picture knows Little Satan when he seems him

R330, is Victoria wearing a full beekeeper outfit? That looks to be what it is, including the hat she is carrying. Oscar, of course, can control the bees with his mind.

Oskar plants the Kiss of Death upon The Crown Princess.

what a cute kid

Thanks for all of these!! He’s really so freaking cute! The bags are kind of curious though, admittedly. I guess he really is plotting something.

OMG, R333. That is definitely the cutest one yet!

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^^^ that’s Black Philip, of course. Promising Prince Oskar deliciousness...

It would have been great if he had just suddenly twisted the sheep's neck and broken it and still had the same little smile on his face. Our prophecies would have been fulfilled!

R338 That sheep is big and he is not Stallone. And it would be a big mistake show his cards so soon

Giving his best evil eye...and the sheep obediently follows his lead.

He can give the evil eye from any angle. The sheep can't even keep up.

That sheep is big and he is not Stallone. And it would be a big mistake show his cards so soon

He's not going to break his neck - that's a needless show of strength! He's whispering Black Filip (the swedish cousin to Black Phillip) to give Smiley Sister a well timed push head first into a tree or in front of a car. Start with the weakest one first, and move his way up to Daddy in tight pants & Queen Mummy! That's how an up & coming despot rolls!

Look at the conniving between these two! He learned everything he knows from Pazuzu

The sheep are on his side

The video from r333 definitely wins for me. As much as I love these captions (and they really are so good) he really looks like such a sweet boy.

I don’t usually like kids I’m not related to but Oskar is adorable

R175 Please no more inbreeding. Most members of European Royalty are ugly enough. We don't want to bring back Haemophilia, which lead to the early death of some of Queen Victoria's descendants.

Children with dark circles under their eyes may have an iron deficiency. Prince Oskar should be fed the raw liver of a Swedish peasant immediately.

While the rest of the world has been distracted by racial strife in the US, Prince Oskar took the opportunity to consolidate his power by having King Gramps strip his cousins of their royal titles. Check out the stank face he has in the 4th picture - he is not fucking around!

If only Smiley Sister would just lean a little farther out the window.....

R349 damn his dark circles in some of those pictures — he’s so so cute but wtf is wrong with him!!

Also, do you notice how often he is making direct eye contact with the camera while the rest of the family doesn't? Hope he keeps that confidence! We need more pics of him with Uncle Prince Carl Philip, hottest world royal.

"I'm not like Smiley Sister. I don't enjoy playing dresss up and wearing goofy outfits. All that will change when I take over."

Prince Oskar's father, Prince Daniel, would look so much better if he got different glasses and especially didn't slick his hair back. Slicking your hair back makes you look like the world's biggest douche.

Goodness those pictures at R352! George, Charlotte & Louis are laughing their asses off right now! The worst they have to do is hand out food to the olds, not dress up like some figure out of a cuckoo clock! Oskar will never be able to establish his despot creds with these pictures floating around!

he’s even got evil eyebrows!

R352 Are they laughing? They have no ground to stand on. It wasn’t Oscar crying at Pippa’s wedding.

the Swedish royals must hate to lug out those traditional costumes a few times a year, unlike their Norwegian neighbors who revived the ‘bunad’ as a source of national pride after independence from Sweden, the Swedish national costume is a historical curiosity and would be the same as wearing a hooped skirt or tricorn hat today in America.

Prince Oskar’s great grandfather Prince Gustav Adolf, wearing Nazi uniform and hobnobbing with Hermann Goerring.

"Let the other three do all the work. I will standby and plan my plot of upheaval".

Oskar’s dad Prince Daniel NEVER looks relaxed. He’s always in form fitting clothing, jackets, ties, shirts buttoned all the way, dress shoes, hair shellacked into a gleaming helmet, just once I’d like to see him just be casual. He was a fitness trainer before marrying The Crown Princess, I’d love to see some of his body.

This one is one of them where he looks preternaturally adult again.

And as an extra, one of hot uncle Prince Carl Philip. She's pretty as well. Love the soft focus flowers in the background.

Oskar’s aunt, Princess Madeline and her half-British brood. Note little Nicolas in the blue shirt, already sporting Gay Face.

R361 there’s an IGTV video on that page that I watched. He’s so precious.

"If I can squeeze the life out of Mummy, I can begin on Smiley Sister and then the throne will be all mine after Old Man Grandpa kicks the bucket".

Here's young Oskar meeting his future in laws

Oskar is passing secret coded messages to Louis via Loathsome William.

R367 - "I am passing much more than that".

"No one can make me smile if I don't want to".

^^^ Prince Daniel appears to have suffered a throat injury, perhaps he got too close to Oskar and got bitten!

Cuties

Super cute. And that couch would seat eight!

" I shouldn't have to be photographed by strangers on my mother's 43rd birthday.

By the way who the hell styled my hair?"

I like that he doesn't feel he needs to smile for a photo if he doesn't want to. Stoic works for him.

He looks beyond grumpy

R375 - "Grumpy you say? You haven't seen anything yet. Wait until I grow up".

Prince Oskar silently plotting his future Palace Purge.

He is super cute and the grown-up slicked down hair is adorable. He actually looks a lot like Crown Princess Victoria. Can we get everyone in the US to give up on caring about the BRF and switch to the Swedes instead?

"I'm just NOT a smiley sort, Daddy. Smiling is for wimps".

I love it that he rarely smiles, just as in R379. When you are going to be photographed every minute once you leave the castle, it would be exhausting. I hope he can hold on to that, "I don't owe you bitches anything." vibe as he grows up.

The slicked-back hair seems to be a tribute to his father, who is the king of Dippity-Do.

I love the picture at R379; he's fucking bored & he doesn't care that you know it

Wonder what our plotting little prince is up to?

You are all FUCKED!

"I see 3 soon to be dead people to my left..."

R385, that is a fantastic pic! He's probably summoning his killer sheep in his mind.

R385– Why does Daddy have to die?

"If you ask me one more time to smile I'm going to be a curse on you".

"What the hell am I doing here?"

"Oh Mother, there are those people again taking our photo. When can I lick out my tongue to show them how I really feel?"

^ PUT a curse on you.

"Hahaha....soon the throne will be mine!"

He looks even scarier when he's 'smiling'.

Ah, our little Prince of Darkness is already plotting the death of his parents in R392's picture. They grow up so fast!

Do they celebrate Halloween in Sweden? Oskar should go as a little devil.

And just so we don't forget his hot uncle Prince Carl Philip...

Oskar should go as a little devil.

He IS Damian.

Almost every picture on the RF instagram has his mother smiling lovingly at him while he stares off into the distance or looks annoyed. And he does have an evil "Chucky" like smile

"Thank God I'm Daddy's fashion twin. Gothic black is definitely my color. It goes well with my pale face".

Oskar speaks!

Oskar is probably wrapping the severed finger he's sending to Charlotte as a token of his affection

In the video at R399, I noticed that he was allowed to touch the scissors and use them unsupervised. That wasn't smart.

They are not even going to see their own grisly mass murder deaths coming are they?

King Oskar of Sweden.

That kid has a bad eye.

He's so cute. He does look like a little adult, though. He has an adult-looking face and his hair styling looks grown-up as well.

"Sister likes the dog more than me. She will pay - dearly".

Awww, the little devil’s growing up!

That dog at R404 is so cute; given that little beady eyed stare of Oskar, I don't think it's going to end for the dog - or the sister.

I know it's been said before, but I prefer Oskar's scowl; his smiles are downright terrifying

"Hey, it's my birthday, bitches! I'm five years old today. In my mind, I'm much older".

Oskar and his evil laugh.

That picture at R408 show that the dog met a very bad end indeed! Up next: Smiley Sister!

Yeah what we don't see in R408's pic is the dead dog at his feet.

Glad to see this thread has risen from the near-dead.

Always one of my favorites.

While Oskar still has that maniacal grin, he doesn't show that sullen "don't fuck with me" face that he did when he was a toddler. Pretty soon he'll be hamming it up with Smiley Sister, which is kind of sad because we liked Oksar best when he was an evil looking toddler.

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Oskar didn’t go to this concert, but his perpetually peevish cousin Leonore did. By the looks of her sitting posture, it seems like Florida has rubbed off on her.

I just adore her.

And of course I adore DL fave Oskar, too, but for different reasons.

The plotting prince makes his latest appearance.