Trolls you've recognized on DL

I forgot the 'Oh dear!' troll who will correct me for forgetting to add periods.

I’ve never encountered “Poo Shoes”, but I’ve sure as hell run into the Poo Shoes Accuser Troll.

Then there’s the classics like the Yellow Skin Troll and the Janeane Garofalo Troll, whom I’ve grown fond of.

A transphobic troll I've recognized through her persistent use of British colloquialisms and poor grammar and spelling.

And -- an old fav -- Janbot! I now find them charmingly insane.

Janbot is certifiable. A little goes a long way. The Jessica Lange troll amuses me, as does the Joan Crawford troll. They're basically good natured. The Deplorables troll is just a nasty sack of hate.

The John Mayer troll, the other John Mayer troll. The Shawn Mendes troll.

Too many old fat OCD trolls on DL to count! Let them vent out their last gasps of bitterness before they croak. It's only a charitable thing we can do here.

I recognized the Jessica Lange/Tori Amos troll from another message board when I first saw his posts here.

R6 Simmer down, fatso. Pudding day is tomorrow.

Yes, you can tell the Jessica Lange Troll from all the adjectives he uses.

He also moonlights a little hating on Faye Dunaway too.

I wouldn’t call them “trolls”, but there are certain people who discuss a topic and use same specific words or phrases to make their point.

Hell, I’m one of them.

The Klan Granny Troll in the Meghan Markle threads. Those wind up getting greyed out, too. But it may just be a coincidence.

the trolly trolly troll

The Klan Grannies troll who was so pleased he got his little nugget of "wit" into the Urban Dictionary.

The stealth scat troll.

I've never seen the guy who calls the racist Daily Mail Meghan haters "Klan Grannies" get grayed out. Maybe your settings are too low?

Dunno what you'd call them, but there's someone I've noticed who will post "I have R999 blocked and I only block Russian trolls. Interesting." and then elsewhere say "I never block anyone, only the weak block others," all in the same day. It's happened three or four times since the holidays, that I've noticed, anyway.

R2= Poo Shoes!

The towel dance troll, the pubic hair troll.

Only trolls care if you block them. No one else gives a shit.

Does anybody know where the anti-smoking troll is? I kinda miss him.

OP what is a “postimg troll”?

Apparently there’s now a Kim Carnes troll, which I find hilarious.

Wasnt there a Ryan O'Neill troll a couple of months ago? I remember thinking WTH is old enough to remember or care about Ryan O'Neill.

The "Daddy laughed at my cocklet" troll

[quote] OP what is a “postimg troll”?

He’s the guy who posts numerous threads asking variations of “Is this guy got?” He uses the image posting site called postimg.

Do you know how many previous threads there have been on this exact subject OP? Do you? I mean seriously, do you? Have you done any kind of research on it? Did you? Did you do any kind of search first? Did you? What did you do? Tell us OP. Tell us how you searched for prior threads you filthy asshole fucker. Show us what you did . Provide a link or a screenshot butt hole breath. Can you at least do that? Can you? Why would you even think of coming here and posting a thread like this when you know damn good and well there have already been many of the exact same threads that have preceded this same fucking subject. Answer me bastard. You owe everyone here the truth as to why you feel you are so much better than every other person here that you can just walk your ass in here without doing a search first. You just eat shit. I hate you OP and I hope you get AIDS.

The ellipsis troll who...

starts all his threads like this.

The troll who points out the trolls troll!

[quote]I’ve never encountered “Poo Shoes”, but I’ve sure as hell run into the Poo Shoes Accuser Troll.

News alert:

If you've encountered the PSAT then you've encountered PS.

[quote]Does anybody know where the anti-smoking troll is? I kinda miss him.

I learned the hard way not to mess with the anti-smoking troll. I think I told him to lighten up and he was creating threads about being harassed by smokers for days after.

How would you define troll? Many autistic people like Temple Grandin would be mistaken for trolls. They don't necessarily have to be autistic, either.

[quote]I forgot the 'Oh dear!' troll who will correct me for forgetting to add periods.

It's cute that you think there's just one of us.

[quote] The "Daddy laughed at my cocklet" troll

You mean the Shit Brickhouse troll.

The Yvonne troll.

Didn't the anti-smoking troll start arguments with herself? Almost half her threads extolled smoking.

r2 I'd forgotten about the yellow skin troll.

Shit brickhouse

Various Russian bots

[quote] R2 I'd forgotten about the yellow skin troll.

I’ve seen references to the yellow skin troll. What or who is it?

R29

Here she is, boys! Here she is, world!

HERE’S PSAT!

is our newest psychotic TikTok troll.

I don't know if she's a troll but the First Lady posts all over this site.

The SNL troll. Really wondering if it's Lorne Michael. Always saying how wonderful Saturday night live is. Bitch, please.

'I've never seen the guy who calls the racist Daily Mail Meghan haters "Klan Grannies" get grayed out. Maybe your settings are too low?'

I am the Klan Granny Troll and my posts don't get greylined, but those racist threads sure get deleted or paywalled on a regular basis. Everyone should troll those disgusting threads.

I like the Spaz Troll, especially when he comes onto a confessional thread and pretends to be the OP.

R42, Lorne can’t turn on a computer.

r43 I don't have a problem with you calling out those threads but they aren't racist and "Klan Granny" sounds so fucking stupid. If you're so offended by racism, go scream at the racists criticizing Diamond and Silk.

The Life is a Banquet Troll who exhorts everyone to get on PREP and have sex every day with Grindr hook ups.

Native New Yorker troll picking fights at fast food restaurants with anyone he thinks is a transplant from Ohio. There was one of these posts just yesterday.

The Welp Troll. Thinks nearly everyone in showbusiness is gay, closeted, bearding and miserable. A Larrie.

[QUOTE] . If you're so offended by racism, go scream at the racists criticizing Diamond and Silk.

I'm in the UK and don't know what this is.

The “Straight Down The Shitter” Inquiry Troll

The “Who?” Troll that posts that question on any thread about any famous person. Lame and unfunny.

The Yellow Skin troll.

[quote] The Yellow Skin troll.

I’ve seen references to the yellow skin troll on this thread and others. What or who is it?

Can someone give me a brief summary of what “poo shoes”refers to? I’ve been here awhile but am still unsure what this is. Thanks!

R55, you're welcome.

Although that thread is fun entertainment, you won't get the full idea of the crazy PS brings to the table.

Thanks, R56. I don't understand the appeal, but thanks.

Did I imagine a grand maul seizure troll?

You did not, R59. It exists(ed).

Are the Spaz Troll and Harry Styles Troll the same person?

R55, Poo Shoes is a flood of dark brown feces upon the Datalounge, seeping into every nook and crevice. She is mentally ill, most likely abusing stimulants. She starts her days here early, ends them late. She is on or has been banned from several other forums. Her persona is indistinguishable from that of a tranny, because she is histrionic to the nth degree, constantly demanding attention, sucking all the air out of the room (or thread). She talks to and argues with herself. I believe she is the main old thread bumper and the source of many of the various characters that have come and gone from this site in the past decade or so. As has been pointed out elsewhere on DL, there isn't a single Poo Shoes accuser troll; there are many DL subscribers who recognize and call out her crazy.

r62 is she also the anti-smoking troll?

Am I a troll? I'm just hungry.

Am I a troll? I'm just hungry.

r38 here you go

R63, I'd guess so. She was very anti MJ in the past. Many of her prior ESTs involved neighbors who were, among other sins, consuming marijuana.

I'd forgotten about that r67

PS was/is SEVERAL of DLs prolific trolls. Someone once pointed out how they caught on because PS would never be in the same thread as a few of her other identities. Almost like she couldn't have them in the same thread because she'd get them mixed up.

The Gap Playlist troll is harmless but you should know she’s also the Kim Carnes troll and she’s also one of the soap opera trolls

R55 Poo Shoes is OP of this thread! Behold her glory!

Lol r71!

Was there one about the Beatles and Paul? That just wasn't funny at all.

Cunt Della.

Cunt RhodaBorrocks fka Lucy J (x)

I saw Poppy, Skyscraper Troll, Branch, and Cooper hanging on here before! They try to be low key!

Don't forget the Joan Jett troll! Please, oh please don't forget the Joan Jett troll!

I have run into the Jewish supremacist troll. He seems to pay both sides of the coin. Jews are the chosen ones, everyone else is less than or Goy? When I called him out on that word, he went on and on about how its not supremacist even though it use is an intent to signal one group as better than another.

Goy = Not Jewish

Cisgender = Not Trans

I do not use either of those words to define myself for NOT being something the user of those words wants to promote.

I am not a Yiddish speaker but know a few Yiddish words. As far as I know, goy in Yiddish just means a gentile or Christian. It's not a pejorative term. But it sounds like the "Jewish supremacist troll" was using it in an accusing way. Maybe he was trying to be funny? I've never seen this troll. Doesn't sound like I missed much though. There are enough anti-semitics around that a pro-semite might make a nice change but this person sounds crazy.

[quote]As far as I know, goy in Yiddish just means a gentile or Christian. It's not a pejorative term.

Goy is Hebrew, not Yiddish. From the Bible. Goyim (plural) means non-Jewish nations. Goy (singular) means a member of a non-Jewish nation.

Oy vey how does a a gay goy get schtupped around here?

What's weird about that though, is that Jews are only 1 or 2% of the world, persecuted, exterminated, etc, etc. Yet they frequently use a word to describe people who are not like them and expect the other 99% to know that word from the bible when so many other phrases have died out.

Is the GapPlaylists troll the same poster who still, in 2020 hashtags DALLASSTRONG without irony?

The Aspie Troll

The Woody Allen is Innocent and Mia Farrow is Insane Troll

The Roman Polanski Is Innocent Troll

The race-baiting troll (s)

I thought we had decided that the anti-smoking troll was just Matt on another tear and using a different focal point. He will pick a subject and try to spam the board with the topic. For whatever reason, a long time ago he decided to try and derail or shut down DL. I guess we were not properly stunned by his genius and didn't want to deal with his mental illness.

The so called "Jewish supremacist troll" is that fat failed Youtube drag queen named Matt Lanscher. He is an anti-semite whose idea of a Jewish person seems to have come from reading neo-Nazi propaganda.

He is also extremely transphobic which seems to have resulted from his failure to establish his Youtube drag persona.

He is about as stupid as Poo Shoes, but is less likely to be flustered than she is. But he does have recognizable trolling tricks that I'm guessing he thinks make him a more sophisticated troll.

Not a high bar when Poo is your competition.

In a way, Poo and Matt are meant for each other. In a perfect world, they would mate and their monstrous offspring would eat them.

R11 R13 R15 R46 The "Klan Granny" troll is also the "Welp Troll" troll in the Shawn Mendes threads. That's also her nickname for Camila Cabello.

I find the Gap Playlist Troll to be pathetically amusing.

I wish someone would identity the guy in the images that the "ColinBoy" troll claims to be.

My ex is a Jewish supremacist troll. I got into a heated discussion with him one time about the Native Americans and how they were systematically killed through starvation, disease, slavery and straight up murder! I mentioned that it was an American holocaust and he lost his shit. He yelled at me at said I was wrong and tried to make it sound like nobody in the history of the world has suffered as much as the Jewish people. Then he proceeded to say that the Indians were basically subhuman, as they contributed nothing to society and were not civilized like the Jews are. I could not believe what I was hearing. I was disgusted.

Yikes, R87. I hope you broke up with not too soon afterwards.

The Goys Troll= Matthew Anscher.

A new addition: the TikTok Troll.

R88 oh yeah. That asshole is long gone. I dumped him not long after that bullshit.

There’s one person who posts relentlessly about Jamie Lee Curtis. They just started up again.

[quote]I’ve never encountered “Poo Shoes”, but I’ve sure as hell run into the Poo Shoes Accuser Troll.

Sure you have. There is no ONE accuser troll. A lot of us DL oldtimers recognize her and will point her out during her batshit conspiracy threads.

Don't forget the "womanly hips" troll.

Gap Playlist Troll isn’t a troll in the traditional sense that she’s trying to disrupt operations here, cause fights, or derail threads that she doesn’t like. She’s doesn’t do any of that, she’s just looking to piece together her playlist collection. She might be on the spectrum but she’s not harmful.

Um, no, r93. She foists her stupid little sloppy hobby on any thread she can, regardless of the topic. No one cares what freaking boring song played in a crappy clothes hovel 20 years ago. Glad I blocked her clam digger covered fat ass long ago!

Is Poo Shoes the one who posts gleefully about Coronavirus and predicts everything is the end of the world?

She does love her disasters r95. I remember an earthquake hit last year(?) and she was going on and on about scientists were predicting a massive 9.0 any day and this earthquake was just a warm up and yada, yada, yada..

R26 = the Should have Searched First Troll

Just don't read the thread if you don't want to - geezus STFU

The lesbian hating troll. Pissed me the fuck off!!!

The talking points troll was out and about on Thursday.

Which troll is that, R99?

The one who's always going on about talking points, r100. She usually hits us around noon on weekdays, and is always raging the trans-critical and their "talking points." If you're not 100% on board with T, you're an R in her limited viewpoint.

Thank you, R101.

Are some of the funny threads poking fun at lesbian cliches considered hate? Sometimes I feel like our lesbian DLers take themselves a little too seriously. I don’t think it’s trolling.

I know that’s highly unlikely.....lol

The anti-bisexual troll. She'll rant and rave in all caps about how bisexuals are scum and evil in long essays, but at least she uses paragraph breaks.

Did someone already mention the gaslighting Sweetheart troll?

The Rescue Dog Troll frau. Tells anyone with mental health or other struggles that a rescue dog is the answer to their problems.

r97 I think you're missing the point. When there are multiple threads running at the same time, it's challenging to keep up with all of them and you either end up with a lot of duplication and/or a lot of missed information. It's just neater and more efficient to have one thread going at a time.

R98=triggered, humorless DYKE.

Datalounge would be such a better place if there were only one Trump thread at a time.

Troof R108.

I immediately block the OPs on about 9 of 10 Trump threads, because about 9 in 10 are trolls.

I don't think in terms of "trolls" specifically, r109, but if my link previews are turned on, I block any OP who forces me to look at a pic of Trump. I actually started turning link previews off for the first time this year, as I simply don't want to look at Trump, and it seems 25% of all posts are about him. I can't imagine what must go through those posters' minds who force this ugliness upon us.

r108

[quote] Datalounge would be such a better place if there were only one Trump thread at a time.

He gives us too much material to work with to simply confine it to a single thread.

[quote]He gives us too much material to work with to simply confine it to a single thread.

Which forces me to ignore [italic]the OP[/italic] of each Trump thread, now that we can't ignore individual threads. Sometimes Trump OPs post in non-Trump threads that interest me, but I can't read their posts in those interesting threads because I've put them on ignore because of their Trump OPing. And I end up with those little number dots that won't disappear because I can't read the threads they represent.

So, since it's his ugly mug I don't want to look at, I turn off link previews, which I then end up having to turn on for Gorgeous Gay Men or Reddit Dicks or Julian Morris. Eventually Trump OPics resurface and I have to rinse and repeat. I do this over and over because Muriel won't let us put threads on ignore, and has resisted all entreaties to restore this useful service.

Phew! I didn't see myself on this thread list

The “I think [BLANK] is a Trumper!” Troll on the Survivor/Big Brother threads is particularly exhausting.

Which troll are you, r113?

Use of the words “paps” or “papped” referring to paparazzi is a hallmark of a certain blonde, George Clooney admirer with a self described flair for comedy!

Not a troll, but the person that posts as Ann Miller is a favorite.

While I’m glad to note the absence of the Lee Pace and Tom Hiddleston trolls, we now have a small group of Richard Madden admirers who post to endlessly to make their number seem larger. Maybe they’re the same women who simply switched allegiance from Pace and Hiddleston to Madden. The phrasing is the same.

The Supernatural fraus are quieter these days, thankfully.

In DL terminology, r117, that person is "the Ann Miller troll" (and, of course, there may be more than one of him).

R118 it’s not a richard madden troll it’s a brandon Flynn troll.

The Shel Silverstein Troll.

The Dallas Troll.

R113, I’ve been trying for years and not making much progress. You have to pissoff the right people. It’s always who you know.

R121 must have missed those though we do seem to have an "I hate Texas" troll judging by how many threads I've seen lately.

The Ann Miller troll once responded to a post I made. I was on cloud nine for days. Low standards or new normal?

There seems to be a lot of trolls I've never encountered. I guess I scroll past the threads they inhabit.

Two trolls I love, though:

The Yvonne troll that r34 mentioned, though less is more;

And the “pics please! TIA” troll. Sometimes that comes in just at the right moment and it cracks me up.

WHET Tommy and Gio? They used to be HUGE around here. HUGE, I tell ya.

[Quote]I’ve never encountered “Poo Shoes”, but I’ve sure as hell run into the Poo Shoes Accuser Troll.

She was posting quite a bit on the "crystal ball" thread. She was also on another thread and outed herself as a right wing conspiracist and making apologies for those sites citing their usefulness in prepping for disasters.

The Yvonne Troll is nothing if not persistent r126

Kevin Sessums troll

The Yvonne troll(s) should be put to death. It needn't be painful, just effective.

I've always sensed there was just one who tried really, really hard to make Yvonne happen r131

It's even more annoying than sure, jan, r132. May all of them die tonight.

The Sam Heughan Troll and Shawn Mendes Troll are the same person.

And I still dont have a clue who either of those two are R134.

I love the Yvonne troll!

r136 = Hilary Shepard

The phimosis troll. This is always accompanied by some revolting details about the troll or his encounter with someone with this condition.

If we didn't have "uncut" trolls, r138, we would not have "phimosis" trolls. They are but a subset. Anyone who types "mutilated" should have the device from which he is posting auto-mutilated.

We have a Friday the 13th XI: Jason Lives Troll now. Isn’t that fun?

Who is the troll that pretends to be some teen actress from Eight is Enough? Because they sure are persistent.

It’s fucking disgusting. It’s got to be the same scumbag who posts medical photos of STDs.

^^??

I am the one who started "you fat whore!" a few years back (it was something a good friend said to everyone to poke fun at them or be snarky, regardless of their size) and am pleased it has been used by others.

So I guess you could call me.....the FAT WHORE troll!

Covid edition:

The freezer troll (an old favorite with a new mission)

The 2 strains troll

r144 I always thought it was "you fat stupid whore!" That's what I've been using.

No, it's just.....(dramatic pause)...."you fat whore!"

You have to imagine someone saying it very snarkily. Like Christine Baranski. LOL

The latest episode of What We Do in the Shadows is about colin trolling the internet to feed. Pretty funny.

We are ALL watching you, and going to tell on YOU!

I must have missed that troll R149.

me r105? I don't know that I do that. maybe once?

I am the Spaz Troll and the person who invented the phrase Klan Grannies. I also identified and named the Welp Troll. I have a great time here on DL. My finest hour was that time Pink News featured screenshots of the story I made up here about George Michael and Fadi in the Maldives.