Politicians You'd Hatefuck

Never apologize to these bitches. You’re doing fine. Yes I’d hatefuck Matt Gaetz.

Ewww, you should endlessly apologize for your bad taste and lack of self-respect, cunt @R1

All of those DLers filling up thread after thread about A. Schock would do him, Ryan and the other guy (Kitzler? Kinzinger?) that they thing Schock was doing.

R2, ehh not my cup of tea but I wouldn't tell my friend to NOT hook up with him. Bad angle in that pic, try this one.

I mean.....

Jean Lin Lacapelle and Julien Odoul, both members of the french National Front. Odoul is a former model who did some covers for gay mags.

The rot inside each one of them more than offsets your questionable taste in men.

Thune would be glad to fuck you, if you were a young blond boy. for the most part he jsut fucks with the people of SD and the nation.

Congressman Adam Kinzinger of Illinois.

Any ref. to Kinzinger must be accompanied by his wedding picture

Rahm Emmanuel - Not pretty, but a tight body

Mitt Romney

Never, ever have sex with a Republican. Do NOT reward them with pleasure. If you do, you are as low as them.

You're not the boss of me, bitch r13.

Tom Cotton. He is a loathsome lizard, but I find him hot. I'm not proud of that, but it is true.

I am ashamed to admit it: Jim Jordan and his jawline. Afterwards, he should be punched and slapped repeatedly.

I agree about Thune and Kinzinger. Pass on Gaetz.

Is mayor Eric Garcetti one of the good ones? At least he's a Democrat.

Gaetz looks like an evil Osmond. Btw, he definitely has had a few dicks in his mouth and or ass

Gavin Newsom

For you, R16.

Maybe this will work better.

R10 is it just me or does this picture just keep getting more hilarious?

Ugh, R10 why ruin our fun??

And we know some of these folks are closet queens so it's not like I'm too off the mark here...

Eric Garcetti - the horrible mayor of Los Angeles

Douche, slimeball, convicted felon Duncan Hunter.

I like bad boys.

Duncan Hunter's eyes are too far apart. Hard pass.

Acting TSA Director Chad Wolf

Acting TSA Director Chad Wolf

Jeff Flake

I can hate-watch movies/series but I can never hate-fuck deplorables. Just the thought of it is enough to make me puke blood and bile.

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Her Ladyship Aaron Schock back in the day when he was a congressman.

Another vote for Eric (horrible LA Mayor) and Anthony (super Big Brother Alum)!!

^ I would rim them both deep!!!

Eye patch guy from Texas.

Sean Duffy

Why are we doing this?

[quote]I must admit I'd totally fuck Anthony Scaramucci.

r30, Not until I'm done with him, bitch.

[quote]Politicians You'd Hatefuck

[quote]I feel like we've done this thread before, but I couldn't find it through search.

We have done it, OP. The exact fucking thread.

Jesus.

Beau Biden

I'd pay to watch cockgobbler beg for his worthless life.

Oklahoma Congressman Markwayne Mullin pre-beard, he is a horrible conservative asshole but I have always found him hot.

Markwayne Mullin with a beard just doesn't do it for me.

I trump all you basic bitches!

r40/r41 -- way hot with and without beard

I lust for Adam Kinzinger. However I am not sure if I could get an erection for a republican.

Chad Wolf

Zelensky, president of Ukraine. Would fuck him mercilessly:

Kris Kobach of Kansas (aka KKK): Satan incarnate.

Greg Steube. I can't help it he looks like a downlow closeted dickpig.

And without the beard.

Could put my dick in him but I wouldn't mind hate FISTING this pardoned Iraqi killing Navy Seal.

Paul Ryan

Some of you must really hate yourselves...

Except R39. I'd pay to watch that too.

The only person I could think of is Chad Wolf, who's been mentioned above (including twice by R26/R27, who was probably ejaculating when he accidentally hit the "Post" button a couple of times)

Congressman Adam Kenzinger. In a heartbeat.

Van Jones.

R31 he is handsome but I’m not into bottoms and especially not slutty bottoms. Aaron is WAY too promiscuous and proud of showing it off. Lewd pictures like the kind he takes are an instant turn off to me. TROLLOP, SKANK, SLUT!!!!!

I'd take a big leak on aaron schock, but he's no longer a politician

R48/r49 I think Greg Steube is handsome, but his only kid is adopted, right? Makes me wonder if he has fertility issues. I know he probably wouldn’t be able to knock me up anally, but knowing there isn’t even a chance of unplanned pregnancy if he has poor sperm quality/count/motility just makes the sex less fun IMO.

You are all forgetting one of life’s Golden Rules: Never Stick your Dick Into Crazy !!!

R55, if you're white, he'd be hatefucking you.

R53, Chad was promoted this week by Trump. He's no longer "acting" Secretary of Homeland Security, the job is now his.

Not sure if that means a Senate confirmation hearing, but it would be enjoyable to watch.

Jake Tapper grilled Chad for an uninterrupted 20 minutes last Sunday morning and it was like watching a tennis game.

Chad handled himself beautifully, not allowing Jake to bully him with his questions.

I’d hate fuck Marco Rubio. Emphasis on the hate. I would not be gentle.

R61 he needs to be confirmed by senate. Probably wont happen before the election and would hopefully be mute by then anyways.

I understand it all, but I wouldn't dirty my dick on any of these creeps even in a lead-foil condom. Toxic presses still seep noxious butt water full of protozoans of bias and fatty chunks of greed, while self-lubing with something like Alien drool.

And for some of us the suggestion of male rape - any rape - just ain't the thing. Why imagine doing to them what they would do to you if they weren't all impotent with real gay men?

Oh Wolfie

This cutie here

^ I know Will Wilt isn’t a politician, but he’s a public figure who comments on current affairs, so a politician-adjacent

* WiTT

Neil Bush

Aaron Schock

Plausible DL Thread: "Hey, y'all, would you fuck Hitler? Like I mean, young Hitler, not old Hitler, if he shaved the mustache and maybe killed 50% fewer jews, gays, disableds, and roma"

Likely DL Reply: "Sizemeat verificata?"

Ron De Santis

R20 Looks like a double cast in a TV movie where he plays the wrestling coach who molests himself.

Charlie Crist

DeSantis wasn’t bad looking a while ago but he has PORKED the fuck out recently.

I agree with Chad Wolf, Adam Kinzinger (adorable), Sen. Thune, Paul Ryan, and the felonious Duncan Hunter, who has MAJOR BDF.

I would plow Joni Ernst like the cornfields she claims she is so familiar with and when my little red tractor ran outa gas I’d turn around fuck her with the PLOW. I would show her what individual “gun” ownership was all about til she hollered “For the love of Charlton Heston’s sainted memory and the c-c-coming Senate majority of Democrats, pleeez draw your brakes, Mister Train, and holster that weapon...” And then I’d turn around and see which end o’ Mitch McConnell held up to the Punisher longest. Or maybe not.

None of them. On the whole politicians are not a good looking lot.

If I hate them I don’t want to fuck them.

I want to throw gasoline on them and set them on fire.

R75 You probably have a chance at making that happen.

R63 I could see him enjoying that.

You all can keep that aging military brah Duncan Hunter.

I’ll take his 2018 Democratic opponent, and no hate required.

Somewhere Trey Gowdy is crying at his lack of mention here.

I'd totally let Mitt fuck me. Ugh. That's hard to admit.

That said Van Jones could lovingly fuck the hell out of me. No hate needed. Unless he wanted to role play.

That cripple who keeps making ads about standing during the national anthem. His name escapes me.

R82 if his hairdos don't SCREAM closet queen idk what does. I might give him head, but that's about it. He's alright, but he's like TOO douchey for me.

R83, they ran a soundbite of him talking about moving to confirm a Justice and his sleazy ass smile and salt n pepper hair was making Momma's mussy moist!! Good looking for 73!!

R82, I happened to catch Trey appearing on Fox and Friends the other morning.

His looked like he had a lemon meringue pie on top of his head.

^^He

That dipshit Adam Schiff from California. My cock would make those bug eyes really open up.

Mitt and sons gave me...feelings

There's this cute dumbass

Mr Trey Gowdy, serving his best Draco Malfoy Realness

Yuck r91.

Cute, but not a politician r90.

R89 I want them to take turns with me!

I've said this before, but Thune is TERRIFYING in real life. I had the misfortune of being in close proximity to him. Not hot. Scary. He gives out evil, serial killer vibes.

Paul Ryan is very sexy/yummy up close. Nice tight body and good height. Too bad he's an ass. Shoving my dick in his tight, hairy hole would probably feel great.

I thought Tim Ryan was super sexy when I saw him years ago. He was still slightly overweight but gave off nice daddy vibes. Think he's married now.

I fuck all them no problem. But the black ones cannot leave the sperm in my poosey.

R94, Tim Ryan has the face and swagger of a man with a big cock.

Adam Kinzinger.

Tim Ryan

R98 - you chose literally the worst picture of him, but when I met him he was probably 40 pounds heavier and I would've gladly crawled into bed with him. He kept talking about meditation and mindfulness and I was thinking in my head "so, when can we set up a time for you to fuck me?"

Tim Ryan looks terrible. Get some standards, gays.

Tim Ryan inexplicably doing a debate walk-through in a cap because his team was too inexperienced to know that walk-throughs are almost always photographed and often televised...

...was kind of adorable.

Brian Sims.

Just Kidding!

R101, Fuck, yeah!

Two very sexy daddies . . .

I would totally bend Pete Hegseth over and hate fuck him into next week. Not a politician but politician "adjacent" as a Fox "News" host (annoying, but not nearly as repulsive as Tucker or Hannity..).

What makes Adam Schiff a dipshit? Are you a Laura Ingraham/Kellyann Conway fan or something?

I've always thought young George W. Bush was cute, unibrow and all.

I gather most of you are going to hate fuck these horrible men with someone else's cock or a dildo?

Tim Ryan is cute, but has he done something terrible to merit being on a HATE-fuck thread?

Sarah Palin

Paul Ryan and Aaron Schock

Justin Trudeau. I don't hate-hate him, but I'm not exactly a fanboy.

R94 Thune does look kind of reptilian. The hottest thing about him was his arms, and I doubt they look this good anymore. I would pass.

The only one I'd even consider would be Paul Ryan. I met him briefly years ago and he has a weird dork charisma that made him somehow likable on a personable level, despite the vile politics. He doesn't treat people badly in social situations (so many of these fucktards are sneeringly condescending to anyone they don't know) and he seems frisky and vivacious.

Great body too.

Speaking historically, George Bush senior was a very handsome man when young and distinguished when he was President. I find it ironic he got one term to Ronnie's two, when he was probably the last Republican in the White House who gave a shit about Republican "core values" (such as they were).

R114, "Read my lips, no new taxes" made him a one term POTUS, in addition to Ross Perot.

Trudeau is slimy and corrupt, but I'd hate fuck him.

R115 - a lousy economy didn't help him either; he could hardly blame the previous dumb-ass-in-charge Reagan considering that he was VP during the entire administration.