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I need to get fucked

How long will the epidemic last??

Am I supposed to be celibate??

by Anonymousreply 83March 27, 2020 5:53 PM

I have a feeling that if this lasts too long some of us are going to throw caution to the wind and start hooking up again. Go ahead. Flame away. I’m old. I’m ugly. I’m a whore. I’m a slut. I’m keeping my distance but I don’t know how long I can hold out. I need to touch another man’s skin. I need to fuck a hot ass. I need a cock in my mouth. I am sick sick sick of masturbating.

by Anonymousreply 1March 21, 2020 2:26 AM

R1’s mussy is smoking.

by Anonymousreply 2March 21, 2020 2:30 AM

How long will the epidemic last?? August

Am I supposed to be celibate?? Yes, but if you can't be, wear a mask and stay six feet apart

by Anonymousreply 3March 21, 2020 2:33 AM

so, none of you have regular fuckbuddies who hold your trust enough to entrust with your health and life?

by Anonymousreply 4March 21, 2020 2:54 AM

Perhaps, it's better to get the tested and if we are both negative, then resume we we left off 3 weeks ago? Not touching him, kissing him and having sex with him is driving me crazy?

by Anonymousreply 5March 21, 2020 3:01 AM

R5 is clearly living in 1988.

by Anonymousreply 6March 21, 2020 3:08 AM

I remember all the pent up lust after 9/11.

The gay bars were just closed for a short time, but when they opened, it was a bacchanal

by Anonymousreply 7March 21, 2020 4:37 AM

Horny af top here who needs a horny af bottom really badly. I made the mistake of going on Scruff and seeing all the hotties who live nearby. Will be so glad when things go back to normal.

by Anonymousreply 8March 21, 2020 5:32 AM

I wonder how long this will continue. If our situation becomes like Italy, I don't think many people will be fucking, surely?

by Anonymousreply 9March 21, 2020 5:47 AM

I’m sick of jerking off 5x per day while working from home

by Anonymousreply 10March 21, 2020 1:35 PM

[quote] I need to get fucked

Soon, we're all going to be fucked.

by Anonymousreply 11March 21, 2020 1:37 PM

R5, you have to be smarter than that. Really.

If you go to a testing center without symptoms you are NOT going to get tested. At all. So there's the first problem with your plan. For discussion, assume you did get tested. You won't get your results until at least the next day. If the results were negative, that can always change. At any moment. So, again you've accomplished little to nothing.

Probably the best for you is to go get infected and then solicit other Corona+ guys for some hot, fast, frantic, last-sex-before-you-die man-on-man action.

by Anonymousreply 12March 21, 2020 1:43 PM

Consider it a detox...

by Anonymousreply 13March 21, 2020 1:52 PM

This though has crossed my mind. I’ll be okay for a while, but eventually it’ll get to me. The safest option (if you’re single) would be a friend who is also self-isolating. If you’re both asymptomatic after a couple of weeks and you haven’t been around other people, it’s probably okay to do it.

by Anonymousreply 14March 21, 2020 1:52 PM

Scruff is running at full capacity in New York! The shameful fact is that so many of us men will gladly ignore the COVID-19 threat to score available and enticing dick and ass.

by Anonymousreply 15March 21, 2020 1:59 PM

I feeled the same way OP. SO horny! So I builded a tennis palace. It is great outlet for my sexual juices.

by Anonymousreply 16March 21, 2020 2:03 PM

Soon I would probably be backing up into door knobs, but we've been told that even door knobs are vectors for transmission.

What's a bottom to do?

by Anonymousreply 17March 21, 2020 2:05 PM

Are straying bottoms in heat much of a nuisance? How do you scare them away?

by Anonymousreply 18March 21, 2020 2:10 PM

How does one spot a bottom on heat? I don’t even have gaydar.

by Anonymousreply 19March 22, 2020 2:16 AM

Go fuck yourself, op.

by Anonymousreply 20March 22, 2020 2:23 AM

My dildo collection is having a workout

by Anonymousreply 21March 22, 2020 3:02 AM

Just make sure to wash them, and your hands, with hot water and soap for at least 20 seconds after each use R21

by Anonymousreply 22March 22, 2020 3:22 AM

Please do not talk about bottoms in heat. It's much more than I can stand.

by Anonymousreply 23March 22, 2020 3:32 AM

I’m going to let a train of tops fuck the hell out of me when this is done

by Anonymousreply 24March 22, 2020 3:43 AM

Janet has something for you horny hoes!

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by Anonymousreply 25March 22, 2020 4:03 AM

Go ahead, there's always some yahoo who will do anything for a few bucks

by Anonymousreply 26March 22, 2020 4:44 AM

I had planned an orgy night with four fb’s but now it’s all ruined!!

by Anonymousreply 27March 22, 2020 1:11 PM

Scruff is busier than ever in my city, too, which has been placed under general quarantine. Thought people were just chatting but I got a couple of offers for visits. Being part of a high-risk group, I declined.

by Anonymousreply 28March 22, 2020 1:18 PM

I spent all today jerking off. How many more weeks of this hardship do We have???

by Anonymousreply 29March 22, 2020 5:11 PM

I’m too fat at this point to have sex. I’ve been stress eating for the last week and a half

by Anonymousreply 30March 22, 2020 5:12 PM

Well, I’m online right now buying some hot as fuck, summer, Lolita-ish outfits.

I still have a hot as fuck body, and by July? Ima need to get laid.

Also, bitches and cunts, HUGE online sales right now. Great brands, too. Not just cheap ass whore garb, which is always the funnest to wear, especially around fat Frauen.

Man, I’ll tell you what. I am definitely bitchier than usual. Could be PMS, or could be cabin fever.

Don’t care. I’m shopping.

by Anonymousreply 31March 22, 2020 5:26 PM

i'm so frustrated.

i want to be slam fucked, hard

by Anonymousreply 32March 22, 2020 5:29 PM

JFC, you whores!

Go shopping online, or jerk off. Find other distractions.

I’m so glad I’m a frau. At least women possess self control. Betcha all the gays in Frisco, WeHo, NYC, Miami, will catch this virus.

Why would you risk your health, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE POZ????

Take care of yourselves, bitches. Don’t go and get yourselves sick.

by Anonymousreply 33March 22, 2020 5:41 PM

One of my favorite sexy twinks on IG is on his stories complaining that he cant leave the house to get some dick. If we were in the same state I'd put my life on the line to smash that slut!

by Anonymousreply 34March 22, 2020 6:01 PM

[quote]Frisco

???

by Anonymousreply 35March 22, 2020 6:03 PM

Buy a damn dildo and quit yer yapping.

by Anonymousreply 36March 22, 2020 6:08 PM

"I need to get fucked"

Go to the grocery store. Lick the cart and don't wash your hands.

by Anonymousreply 37March 22, 2020 6:10 PM

Homsexuals, don't you realize this Is the Lord's way of telling you are sexual addicts??

by Anonymousreply 38March 22, 2020 8:03 PM

[quote]I’m so glad I’m a frau. At least women possess self control.

I hope some guy fucks your husband.

by Anonymousreply 39March 22, 2020 8:28 PM

Women don't understand the drive of testosterone. Only women who have transitioned understand what it's like. They've provided testimonials that women really have NO IDEA how strong testosterone is and how it makes you want to fuck everything in sight.

by Anonymousreply 40March 22, 2020 9:48 PM

R40, nope. I appreciate and understand sex which is driven by hormones. And don’t make the mistake of thinking women don’t also have sex drives, driven by hormones.

The only distinction here is that women will usually become pickier and pickier, about whom they’re willing to fuck, while men do the same thing, by sexually targeting women in their late teens to early 20s. I used to do the same thing. Every new boyfriend was younger than the last, and the only reason I put an end to that, is because I finally realized what a HUGE waste of time it is to date younger guys, who can stay hard all night, but have very little life experience.

So yes, women do have high sex drives. There are exceptions, obviously.

R39, some guy did fuck my ex, as did my former best girlfriend. There were a few pre-op MtF Trans, in the mix as well.

R35? People still say Frisco. Sheesh!

by Anonymousreply 41March 22, 2020 9:59 PM

Yawn

by Anonymousreply 42March 23, 2020 12:23 AM

"Frisco" is used everywhere, except in Frisco. In Frisco, they collectively scorn the term in a bonding exercise, an ham-fisted way to let everyone know they are cool and they live in San Francisco.

It's very funny to watch them fall over themselves with this silliness. No one cares about them or where they live.

by Anonymousreply 43March 23, 2020 12:27 AM

Plenty of rentboys online. It must be stressful or they are in complete denial. On the plus side, wait a month and we can assume any rentboy still alive has been infected and done with it, like a minor cold.

by Anonymousreply 44March 23, 2020 12:53 AM

“It was so quiet, one of the sex-starved gays would later say, you could almost hear the sound of buttholes puckering in the slings of tastefully decorated homes way down West Hollywood.”

by Anonymousreply 45March 23, 2020 6:29 PM

R39! Good news for you!

My husband wants to know if you would like to join us for dinner? Say, six-ish?

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by Anonymousreply 46March 25, 2020 3:13 PM

I jerked off all day yesterday. Not sure how much I can take this isolation.

I’ve been talking to two FB who have stayed isolated like me— we might just have to chance it to meet and fuck our brains out.

by Anonymousreply 47March 25, 2020 3:19 PM

I have never particularly liked dildoes although I have one.

I took it out of my cabinet and actually used it yesterday as I jerked off. I am now reassessing my view toward them

by Anonymousreply 48March 25, 2020 3:46 PM

Back up on your bathroom doorknob slut

by Anonymousreply 49March 25, 2020 3:50 PM

You slutty singles should have invested in a range of good quality realistic dildoes and a Fleshjack or two.

by Anonymousreply 50March 25, 2020 4:12 PM

Hormones are making me think the craziest sex thoughts

by Anonymousreply 51March 25, 2020 4:18 PM

Call this guy.

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by Anonymousreply 52March 25, 2020 4:22 PM

Anyone on high blood pressure meds? Those will curb your libido, some.

Gay guys are going to be fucking like straight dudes that just got out of jail when this is over. No bussy is safe!

by Anonymousreply 53March 25, 2020 6:42 PM

Thank you for the charming invite Frau WTHAFH but I’ll have to pass as hubby seems to have a micro peen, questionable fashion sense and drives a Dodge.

by Anonymousreply 54March 25, 2020 7:08 PM

[Sorry - pic, invite at R46]^ -R54

by Anonymousreply 55March 25, 2020 7:15 PM

I’m fingering my ass right now

by Anonymousreply 56March 25, 2020 7:15 PM

We know, we can smell it from here.

by Anonymousreply 57March 25, 2020 7:30 PM

Didn't they include provisions for bossy bottoms on the bill that just passed?

by Anonymousreply 58March 25, 2020 7:43 PM

I'm fingering my hole as I type.

by Anonymousreply 59March 25, 2020 7:44 PM

This thread stinks.

by Anonymousreply 60March 25, 2020 7:54 PM

I fucked a guy last night. We decided we don't care.

by Anonymousreply 61March 25, 2020 11:58 PM

I just found an ad online that says "COVID-19 negative only." LOL

by Anonymousreply 62March 26, 2020 12:41 AM

NYC’s Department of Health is bending over backwards to warn the public about a whole new threat — “rim jobs.”

The city’s health agency issued graphic guidelines for safe sex practices during the coronavirus pandemic Saturday, and while many were quick to take jabs at the agency for declaring masturbation as safer than sex with a partner, most missed the backdoor rim shot.

Yes, the city specifically called out rimming — or using the tongue on the anal rim of another person for sexual pleasure — as particularly dangerous in a jaw-dropping section of the public safety alert.

“Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth,” the city warned in the section titled, “Take care during sex.”

by Anonymousreply 63March 26, 2020 12:49 AM

“Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth,” the city warned in the section titled, “Take care during sex.”

R63 Even if you wear a mask?

by Anonymousreply 64March 26, 2020 12:53 AM

NYC DOH knows what kinds of hussies they are dealing with!

by Anonymousreply 65March 26, 2020 12:56 AM

R64, how about a dental dam?

by Anonymousreply 66March 26, 2020 1:09 AM

Use your finger, OP. Its bigger than what you usually get. What a cheap whore.

by Anonymousreply 67March 26, 2020 1:18 AM

Poor OP. It's enough to make a corona man cry.

by Anonymousreply 68March 26, 2020 1:24 AM

Luckily, my James Deen dildo will get me through.

by Anonymousreply 69March 26, 2020 1:36 AM

It's not normal to consider potentially jeopardizing your health so you can get fucked. Just wait it out, like a psychologically and emotionally stable adult.

by Anonymousreply 70March 26, 2020 1:43 AM

By the time Corona is over, I fear I will be too flabby.

by Anonymousreply 71March 26, 2020 1:54 AM

[quote]Anyone on high blood pressure meds? Those will curb your libido, some.

Not mine, R53. I've been on HBP meds for years and would have sex every day if I could.

by Anonymousreply 72March 26, 2020 4:06 AM

"We will have dick in our lives again! We will reunite with the D, and all will be okay!"

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by Anonymousreply 73March 26, 2020 4:58 PM

[quote] It's not normal to consider potentially jeopardizing your health so you can get fucked.

Oh, R70. How wrong you are. It may be unwise, but it is entirely normal. It is the way of the world. You naive thing.

by Anonymousreply 74March 26, 2020 5:11 PM

please tell me he did that as a joke, r73?

The thing about Crocker is, he's hot as fuck until he opens his damn mouth and then it's instant dick wilt.

by Anonymousreply 75March 26, 2020 5:17 PM

Good God man, shove a baseball bat up your hooter and ride it like a cowboy. You'll forget all about finding a trick to get nasty with.

by Anonymousreply 76March 26, 2020 5:19 PM

It's best not to take anything Chris Crocker says or does seriously, R75.

by Anonymousreply 77March 26, 2020 5:29 PM

We should be fucking eldergays as it may be the last fuck they ever get

by Anonymousreply 78March 26, 2020 6:41 PM

I need to get my cock sucked and ass eaten. This is making me crazy.

by Anonymousreply 79March 26, 2020 7:06 PM

Bless you, R78!

by Anonymousreply 80March 27, 2020 2:49 PM

Sad.

by Anonymousreply 81March 27, 2020 2:58 PM

Human needs

by Anonymousreply 82March 27, 2020 3:24 PM

I can tell many of you are getting frustrated, it shows in your rude replies on other threads. Jerk off bitches, dont take it out on others!

by Anonymousreply 83March 27, 2020 5:53 PM
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