Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello are Quarantined Together for Days Now

If theyre fucking anything, its a couple of blowup dolls, because those two are not fucking.

They're doing what they're usually doing: Not having sex

You'd think he (or his PR team) would've picked a hotter beard.

She is cute and within his range. He isn’t too hot for her.

HES GAY....Unless she has a cock between her legs, there is nothing going on.

They must be fucking like bunnies.

Yeah, they're probably fucking.....other people

Hope these phony famewhores quarantine themselves for life

I missed you guys talking about me!!!

He’s getting quickly worse looking. Features are getting weird. Probably height growth. Not nearly as cute as he was.

Skinny legend

R10 he is getting too skinny

OP, you have activated the Welp Troll and all those crazy bitches who think he's gay and bearding.

He is straight.

R14 - agree, but there is someone on the board who goes absolutely batshit insane if anyone suggests that. As if the guy would be quarantining with a beard.

I don’t think they are THAT good of actors and their song was dead long ago. Guys camila really pegs that shithole every night!!

R10 starting to look like a man , it’s not a bad thing.

I don't like him but I really can't stand Camille. Why couldn't he fake it with Jessie Reyez? A talented, cute Canadian girl with some edge. She's not the bearding type I guess.

R18 literally who?

Annnnnnnd here they are, at R18!

People with some taste know Jessie Reyez. Not the old white fags of Datalounge.

Perhaps they can work on a new version of this old jazz classic.

"we're not too proud to cling together"

r21 What are you doing in a gay male board, this is not tumblr or wattpad, little girl.

Did they fuck last night?

She seems to be sapping his attractiveness, since they "got together" he's been looking worse and worse.

Because he keeps losing weight and getting more tattoos.

r24, no, they were probably knitting some hand made face masks

Haters are gonna hate

She should change her name to Shawnella Sue. There's more testosterone in Lidia Bastianich's left bra cup.

I have no respect for him. That’s all I’m saying.

[quote]OP, you have activated the Welp Troll and all those crazy bitches who think he's gay and bearding.

OP, you have activated DL's resident Shawn Mendes frau fangurl, who attributes any post suggesting that Shawn is gay and bearding to some imaginary "Welp troll." She is really quite insane.

R31 Ironically the poster who constantly talks about the Welp Troll is more annoying than this alleged Welp Troll. So does that means there's a Welp Troll Troll?

Definitely, R32!

Good joke, OP😂 Best I've heard in weeks.

He is hetero. Get over it.

^^The frau has spoken. Case closed!

Enjoy 🥰

He isn’t even that cute. He is basic looking.

He used to be cute. Camilla has sucked so much dick juice from him, he's gone cross eyed.

No. He lost weight and looks like a druggie

LOL. She probably hasn't been within a ten mile radius of his dick.

He looks like he's going to be someone who loses his hair in his 30s.

Why would they quarantine together if they weren't fucking? I believe he's familiar with peen, but come on, there are limits to bearding. I also can't stand her racist ass. Her social media posts and free use of the N-word in completely derogatory ways shows her true nature and that of Mendes for associate with that cunt.

Who says they're really quarantining together? Because they made some stupid videos, which of course they made sure we all saw

They’re in Argentina locked away

[QUOTE]Why would they quarantine together if they weren't fucking?

Do remember this is the guy who has a rule to never refuse a selfie. He'll do anything for attention - as will she.

Anyway, this isn't even a gay/straight thing - even if he is straight, it's so obviously a fake relationship. Though they are friends so they probably don't hate hanging out together.

He is hetero.

[quote]He is hetero.

Repeating it over and over again on DL isn't going to make it true, fangurl, no matter how many times you do it. Isn't there some frau fangurl website you'd be happier on? I suggest you go there. Nobody wants you here, and nobody had the slightest interest in your fangurl fantasies.

He is straight. It’s a fact.

Straight men don't have panic attacks watching Love, Simon.

In case anyone hasn't seen it, this is hilarious

They can. Anyone can have a panic attack over anything.

Definitely straight

He is doing nothing gay there. This is why straight men are scared to be around gays.

He likes black guys huh?

He’s bi , she’s bi!

Damn, I haven't seen Shawn for quite a while.

Girlfriend hasn't aged well!

His tattoo's are so tacky and a dead give away for his complete gayness!

Hate her latest pics!

This is why I hate Shawn Mendes threads. It brings all the fangirls who have to parrot how much they believe he's straight.

R55 so if he were gay and likes a black man that means he only likes black men? How old are you? You must think it’s 1955.

More love and less hate <3

Shawn looks more straight all the time. A gay man doesn't beard with a hot piece of ass like Camila Cabello. When I was about 20, people used to say McConaughey was gay too, but then he stayed with his hot latin wife. They have a beautiful family. The rule seems to be that anyone that insecure gay men find cute - must be gay. They never accuse the homely guys of being gay. Or older men. Nobody even remembers that Elizabeth Smart's father came out. Who he? Just the twinks and young hunks are gay. People still claim DiCaprio is gay and no bigger pussy hound exists. Shawn looks like more like Andy Samberg everyday. Not gay.

"They never accuse the homely guys of being gay. Or older men."

Maybe you've never heard of Lindsey Graham

"Nobody even remembers that Elizabeth Smart's father came out. Who he? Just the twinks and young hunks are gay."

Duh, he's not a celebrity, why would we be discussing him endlessly? He's not in the public eye.

Oh he's a celebrity miss R63. He's more famous than bald Joan Jett or ugly Tori Amos. Ed Smart is better looking than Shaun Mendez too.

I see Ed Smart is posting here

[quote]A gay man doesn't beard with a hot piece of ass like Camila Cabello.

Jesus you're dumb.

My great grandma uses that expression. How the fuck old are you Gramps @ R66? It's always the gross ancient white fags lusting after these young straight guys. You give younger gays a bad name. Yikes.

r67, you come across like an 80-year-old frau with no gaydar

I'm decades younger than you Gramps @ R68. I'm a dude but I don't try to seduce straight guys. Shaun Mendez doesn't even have any ASS on him. You must be desperate. Leave him and Camila alone. It's weird when old men get these fixations. How many hundreds of posts have you made claiming that Shaun is queer? He's not.

I want to pin him down and cum on exposed armpit...there, I've said it.

Well, for a supposedly young guy, you come across as a prissy old frau who is out-of-touch, r69. You can't even spell the name of the guy you're so passionately defending.

[quote]I'm a dude but I don't try to seduce straight guys

Sure you are. You must think the rest of us are as stupid as you are. You are one lame-ass frau.

Stop spreading hurtful rumors R72. Just because Shaun is a bit effeminate doesn't make him a gay. Stop accusing him.

I don’t know if Mendes is gay. On one hand, I get the feeling he’s just a soft kid. He’s tall, toothy, nice mop of hair. And Canadian. He’s from a good family and has been famous for a few years now. I think he’s just used to a very polite society given his looks and talent and fame.

On the other hand, he’s in this relationship with Camila who seems really scheme-y and fake and it does favors for the gay rumors. Personally, I don’t think he’s really into her but is playing a part for the sake of PR. But that’s not because he’s gay; it’s because she’s fake.

This is a gay gossip board, R73. We don't talk on this board about "accusing" someone of being gay. I would explain the reason to you, but you wouldn't understand.

If Shaun chooses to be gay, I'll still like his music. But there's no reason to accuse him of being a gay, just because you have unhealthy desires for him R75.

Umm honey...It's SHAWN, not Shaun....ok thanx bai <3

If you all believe the two of them are truly self-sheltering together, then I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you.

NO way on Earth are they co-habitating.

R21, with all due respect, Jessie Reyez looks like a dude-straight up.

I like her, immensely, but she’s not hotter than Camila Cabello.

Who is prettier?

Camillia is prettier but Sean will grow tired of fucking her. Jessie is a more interesting chick. I don't see Sean settling down with Camillia, but she's draining his tanks for now.

Jessie is too much woman for Sean. But give him time. Camillia is too obsessed with herself. Jessie has a whole nother vibe. Sean's not ready.

R71 She's spelling it wrong deliberately to try and cover up her fangirlism. Or maybe to make people think there's more than one poster sharing her view - like the way she's responding to herself at R81/R82. Seems she doesn't know people can see her post history.

Idk .. in the video he looks like a stinky straight boulder type.. guitar etc

r81 that midget is not pretty. I mean she make Selina Gomez, the other it Latina for second, seem like a goddess. Now that I mention Selena, I just realized that the new Hollywood PR formula is white man with latina girl. Plays well with their growing demographic. No shade, but I'm noticing the trend which makes me think could be a PR relationship. Selena and Justin were fucking, so these two may be as well.

R85 that would be true if Selena didn’t date The Weeknd right after Bieber.

Now I've had enough of this disgust. Justin Bieber is NOT gay though it's likely he was abused by some of them. Shaun Mendez comes from a good family and has good values. That's why he waited for a nice Catholic girl. They are not saving it for marriage because that's just dumb. They're fucking like R71 used to do back in the 1970s!!

Justin and Selena had a long and difficult relationship. He has admitted that he did a lot of drugs and did not always treat her well. But he's a happily married man now and back living a godly life. His wife may be an opportunist, but they are very much fucking and planning a family. He's trying to live a more normal life. That boy was messed with by predatory gay men when he was too young and high to fight them off. We should all be praying for his health and healing.

Shaun and Camillia are just a young rich celebrity couple who have nothing to worry about except dumb internet lies and old predators - as found on this thread. So they are happily pleasuring each other in blissful isolation. God Bless them.

Sure Jan

Any time someone misspells Shawn's name, I know not to take them seriously.

Go away straight girl r87, no one cares about that boring Jessie, stop trying to make her relevant.

[quote] Shaun Mendez comes from a good family and has good values. That's why he waited for a nice Catholic girl. They are not saving it for marriage because that's just dumb. They're fucking like [R71] used to do back in the 1970s!!

How lucky we are to have R87 here to share her deep knowledge of Shawn's personal life! I mean, obviously she knows all of this for a fact and is totally not pulling it out of her ass!

In order to avoid the temptation to fuck all the time, my lover Rosario and I decided to quarantine separately.

oh these children are still doing this?

A totally natural walk with their coffee cups and a kiss - and gosh, it just happened to be caught by a photographer. What are the chances?

Christ, she's leeching his life energy out of him by the looks of it

Great way to spread the virus R94

The chest hair is not a good look. But if they give frog boy Harry Styles a million chances to sell his boring rockstar music, then we may never be rid of aging Mendes.

He is clearly on drugs

"He said I wasn't masc enough"

We all know that Shawn's career will end with a meltdown, probably a visit to rehab and a coming out when nobody cares about it.

He is burning too many bridges which is not very smart, like it was not smart to not profit of a big hit (no matter how bad is the song) that was Señorita. It's really weird that he never released another single (when Señorita was just the second of his album)

Am I the only one who thinks he looks better like this? I love his hair.

[quote]"He said I wasn't masc enough"

Maybe it was the butterfly tattoo.

R101 I like the hair too, but the rest of him has seen better days

He'd look better without the beard.

Shawn Mendes can't grow decent facial hair

His legs are his only redeeming feature. Otherwise, hard pass.

[quote]Shawn Mendes can't grow decent facial hair

That wasn't the beard I said he would look better without.

Shawn just asked me to empty the bathroom waste basket. He handed it to me through the window since they're quarantined. Damn, the thing is full of used condoms. They're fucking like rabbits.

Shawn would probably fuck a rabbit before a woman.

Quarantine tan, I'm glowing 🤩

They did another one of their coffee cup walks. It really is like they don't care how fake it looks. "Oh honey, let's go walk our cups down the same street we got papped on yesterday".

People don't buy this charade and they even receive backlash for the obvious pap walk in times of quarintine

Sean doesn't look well. Maybe they are in more than quarantine? Love heals. The sun helps. God bless Shaun and Camillia. He reminds me of a young Sandra Bernhard in these photos. Beautiful hair.

I miss dick 🍆

I know I always carry a big coffee mug whenever I go for a walk.

We will have a little shawnie jr in 9 months.

He'll feel a lot better when he kicks down that closet door

Still skipping leg day.

R116: That was funny

[quote]We will have a little shawnie jr in 9 months.

Only if they have a turkey baster handy wherever they're "quarantined."

Namaste bros 🙏🏼

[quote]We will have a little shawnie jr in 9 months.

He can take as many loads as he wants in his ass, he'll never get pregnant.

Morning walk ☕️

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Is walking with a cup of coffee a thing in the USA? because it looks really odd.

They need acting lessons as soon as possible because they are one of the less believable pr couples in recent years, and there's a lot of competition for that title

Walking with the coffee is fine. I’m doing the same depending on the time of day for my walk around the neighborhood. What’s odd is the hand holding. Those two are stuck in the house together for over a week, are they really so into each other that they would his hands? Every day? Come on, they need to learn how to do a proper paps walk.

It's so bizarre to see a 20ish guy in the year 2020 who is clearly gay, going to such great lengths to convince the world he's straight. It's so transparent and ridiculous. Nobody in his age group could give a shit if a guy is gay or not. It's like he's from an older generation, it's archaic.

At the same time r127, people said the same about Tebow and Taylor Launter, two unconsciously limp-wristed men that ended up with woman (publicly). Like another poster said, Shawn is probably just soft (read emotional, not a slur). But I’ve seen videos of his eyes wandering towards guys so maybe he’s bi. Idk, but he’s a grumpy closet case that upset some fans with his antics.

R128 I think Tim Tebow's case is way more understable, conservative family and very homophobic enviroment. Taylor and Shawn on the other hand work in the show business.

I'm not talking of coming out, simply not ashame yourself with such obvious pr stunts

Lisping effeminate men who are always making faces are not always afflicted with being a gay. It's kind of weird though - when that happens. I know that Shaun is straight, but even if he chose a gay lifestyle, I would still think he is cute. Lots of confused guys are cute.

R130 is afflicted with being a troll.

R130 is s e x y.

Are they braiding each other‘s hair? Exchanging make up tips?

This is reminiscent of Cory Booker’s stunt. So desperate and thirsty.

Shawn is pumping that pussy all day and night! He will love pussy til the day he dies!

Cory Booker pulls stunts, he's a politician and number one slave of BubblePOPPA. Sean and Camille are in love. Neither one of them are that beautiful or interesting. Leave them be. Sean looks like he is sick. Lovesick.

R20 and R67, hate to break it to ya toots, but Mendes IS a white fag. He just happens to be a white fag you’re obsessed with. Now run along and play in the freeway, or STFU and sit down. You’re embarrassing yourself. Btw, I really don’t give two fucks in a dead cat’s ass either way, but you do not belong here, especially with your psychotic hate.

Lol @ R136 the naive fangurl

It's better to be naive than a liar. It's not right to accuse people of being gay when they haven't been charged with anything. There's not any evidence or truth to this disgusting rumor about Sean. You better calm down R138 or you might get sued for libel.

I hope she packed her strap-on.

She's so ordinary and common-looking. Why did someone as dull and plain as her get a big push from the industry?

Misses R136, you must be new here, what is disgusting, is your hateful bigotry. Being bisexual/geigh/ fluid is not against the law. Even if this weren’t a gossip site (lol), the American courts have ruled that accusing (sic) someone of being gay is not libelous since there’s nothing wrong with being non-het.

She sure is strange looking

They are high.

[quote]They are high.

And possibly over-caffeinated from all the coffee they're drinking on their daily pap walks.

r124 They look ghastly.

I love the taste of Camilla's vagine. She squirts into my coffee cup.

r141 This applies to way too many celebs.

......

R136 Oh come on, you are not making any effort in your trolling

R139 Accuse? nobody accuse Shawn of being gay. Being gay is not a crime for quite some time

R139 is a troll, R151. Best not to engage.

Camila vs Rosario Dawson - which is the sadder beard?

[quote]Shaun Mendez comes from a good family and has good values. That's why he waited for a nice Catholic girl.

Being gay is not a crime in many places. But it's still wrong to accuse a young famous pop star of being gay when there is no evidence of that affliction or lifestyle. Someone on here is libelling Shaun Mendez and DL should put a stop to it!! Leave him and Camille alone. I think that Shaun has been ill or maybe had gotten into partying with Taylor Swift and her rowdy crowd. A lot of hanger ons, sketchy gay predators and hallucinogenic drugs there. Camille is trying to get him well and heal him with love. God bless them. They need some solitude. I hope that old pervert on here realizes that Shaun is not reading Datalounge. This is the edge of the earth in internet terms. Gossip away. But your creepy obsession and lies are clearly predatory and maybe dangerous? May god keep Shaun safe from 'fans' like you.

R148 she fucked the manager/svengalie that put Fifth Harmony together. It's really that simple. He is the one that pushed her as the lead singer despite arguably being the least talented and least charismatic member. She was also the best one at singing in a "little girl" voice, which he reportedly pressured all of them to do. Tons of money poured into her career and her flop album didn't even debut at #1 despite having no competition that week. It's a sad tale of desperation, famewhoring, and a complete void of integrity.

Sorry, meant R141. And yes, her story isn't new or unique.

R155's post is the funniest thing I've read on DL all week.

R155 is a retarded whore

Well i decided to block the troll and all her stupid post dissapeared. She was very productive given the number of post that are not there anymore

Oh, and surprise, the troll is the OP on the Caption this thread about them

[quote]It's a sad tale of desperation, famewhoring, and a complete void of integrity

So, the music industry then?

Ridiculously fake 'relationship', but I think his body looks great. Well-proportioned, not too thin, not too muscular.

And Camila is a very pretty girl. What is it with Americans calling her unattractive? It's the same pattern over at Daily Mail - Americans going on and on about how homely and 'manly' she is.

They looked like they crawled out of a hole. Couldn't they groom first?

Sexy funk smell and fucking all day and sleeping, eating in bed. His cum deep inside her. Is this your arm or mine? That's the luxury of love R164. Have you never been there? They're living on sex, cum, tongues, smells, netflix, deep penetration and chinese food. YUM

R165, that's some nice fanfic

he looks like a junkie from the projects

Love me, hate me...either way you talk about me!

[quote]he looks like a junkie from the projects

The look of love.

In real life she doesn’t look very good like she makes no effort. She looks good in her music videos.

I don't understand why people find this... person attractive.

I understand the attraction to Shawn but his homophobia and seeming bearding is uncool in 2020.

It's not homophobic to be in love with a woman. Or for a man to be attracted to women. What a weird thing to say R172. Sean is following his dick and heart. That's what our sexuality is. Men. Unless you have some perverted sense of it? You seem to have some unsavory interest in Sean. Your endless angry posts make me fear for his safety. He doesn't want ancient white men as lovers, OK?

^^ STFU, fangirl frau.

He likes that little meatball, huh?

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[quote]but the Queen of untalented Latina American singers, JLO, is one model that can be used for a hot Latina singer. Arianna Grande, is another very attractive woman.

Grande is Italian, not “Latina”.

That was my mistake on Grande, but let's place her into the pop category. She still blows Camila out of the water in the beauty department.

Grande is a walking testament to plastic surgery

I would like to see Shawn and Dua Lipa get together. That's one cool chick. She's tall so it would make them both look good. Shawn's team should place a feeler during the next contract negotiation.

Good idea 180.

Dua Lipa is a lesbian.

r182 then it's a match made in Hollywood PR heaven.

Lipa is a woman, Shawn, even avoiding the obvious gayness looks like a kid. She is too much woman for him

Bitch, please. Dua Lipa is WAY out of Shawn's league. And, yes, widely rumored to be a lesbian.

This bearding arrangement is still going on? Jesus fucking Christ.

I'm so glad they're still trying to shoehorn this onto us. The obviously faked pap photos with them posing and her smiling directly into the camera are HILARIOUS.

Supposedly Dua is either "seeing" or "bearding" depending on which you believe scumbro Anwar Hadid.

R179 Camila has stayed true to her cuban heritage by not going under the knife like miss Gloria and Martika before her.

Give it tie r189. She will see the good doctor soon enough.

r179 You can see the resemblance to her tragic brother in the before.

Frankie Grande is one of the homeliest fuckers I've ever seen.

Shaun and Camille both looked so relaxed and beautiful on the iheart living room concert last night. How do you get autotune in your living room? You can't. She has real talent. They're back in Miami!! All that heat and fucking agrees with them. They aren't very charismatic, but here is a couple who will be together 50 years from now. We can see it. The sex is great and they are evenly matched in intellect and attractiveness. Living a crazy life. They looked so happy, joined in physical and spiritual harmony. Unlike some others - they knew what to say. When your heart is open, you speak from there and keep it simple. God bless them.

I know that fan fiction tends to be nauseatingly sweet, but you really outdid yourself, R193. It's the frauiest frau fiction ever.

.........

She looks like a more toned-down Snooki.

They are dressed so trashy. If I had the paps outside of my door I would at least look somewhat presentable. I do a daily walk around my neighborhood and still manage to look nice.

Also, I think he may actually be fucking that homely girl. It's been days and they are just chilling together. Basic bitches stay getting attractive straight men.

They're still doing these walks? Do they not realise the reaction these photos are getting?

They both look mega stoned in the first frame of Op’s video.

Look, they've been doing this for so long that I'm almost ready to call them a real couple. Wearing down my resistance.

R200, no, don’t do it! He’s an insatiable bottom, she’s a fag hag, and that’s that!

This girl was really "meditating" up against her gate facing the paps in the street. They need to better publicists.

Can't make this up.

The comments have me weak. These two are some of the best reality TV right now. Like a royal paps walk. It's all fake, uncomfortable, and fun to pick apart.

[quote]We know girl paid for those Ivy Park x Adidas leggings, because there’s no way Beyonce sent her an orange box after her racist nonsense. Also Beyonce is team Normani, which anyone in their right mind should be.

That's hilarious, R202.

In the photo at R203, they're not even bothering to pretend to be drinking from those ever-present empty coffee mugs anymore.

Who? Who’s not fucking?

It looks like he's taking a walk with his cleaning lady.

They finish the coffee or sometimes just pour it out for reasons. This was posted already, but the Jezebel article is funny with the snark.

R208 The snark in that article is hilarious. Shawn's team needs to read it and dump Camilla as his beard ASAP. This showmance just makes him look like a closeted clown.

Trashy, phony famewhores

Miss Mendes tries to look casual, as if he had to be dragged out his love nest with the irresistible, Cabello. But the casual look doesn't work when you dip into your jewelry box every day to show off your bead collection. I must say, the graduation tassel (r203) was a bit much for a stroll through her neighborhood. No beard is going to keep Miss Mendes fabulousness under wraps.

Such a natural stroll

From Twitter, [quote]I dont know whats weirder.... their slow zombie like high 'on life' stroll or the guy filming's stalkerish heavy breathing ?!?!

Apparently, they are meditating, but just happen to reach the part when you go rrrreeealllyyy slow right where the paparazzi was stationed.

They look like two special needs people.

Shawn was clutching invisible pearls at the beginning of the video at R212. No doubt he was shocked to see there were paps aiming video cameras at the lovebirds.

Did you notice him peeking a couple of times in the direction of the camera r215! I hope they continue these walks, it great fun. They are being called out on Twitter for their showmance. Their stans are desperately trying to stick to the script, but their zombie walk isn't helping matters.

The zombie walk at R212 was done without coffee mugs. Perhaps they've been reading the comments on DL.

‘ It looks like he took a walk with his cleaning lady’

You bitches kill me.

Thank you r207 for a much needed laugh.

Shawn: I’m new at this acting thing. I have trouble knowing what to do with my hands. One hand will me holding with my true love Cam but what do I do with the other?

Agent: Hmmm. It’s morning and what do normal people do in the morning? Hmmm. Drink coffee! That’s it! Carry coffee cups from home!

You just know that the guy he's fucking is also holed up in that house, and not seen.

I'm really liking the fact that since he was signed as the face of Tim Hortons he's been seen with Starbucks cups, with cups from random cafes, and now this, but not with a Tim Hortons cup.

No walk today. I guess trending for the wrong reasons turned them off to the camera.

Some days they can't even get out of bed. Such love exhaustion. We've all been there. It's cute how drained they are. Fucking, sleeping, ice cream and Netflix. Bliss.

Yeah, they're in love. With other people.

Shawn is a Gen Z Barry Manilow

^ HAHAHAHAHA! 😂🤣😂

They're in love with being famous. Integrity not included.

The clock is ticking on their 15 minutes, and all the coffee walks in the world aren't going to stop it.

They are worth about a hundred million dollars. Her incredible talent and voice guarantees her many more years of success. Sean is losing his looks fast but he's always just been a head of hair and not a bad bop. He's not built to last. I'm happy for their love though.

Lust wears thin - but if the passion that brings you together doesn't tear you apart with jealousy or the pains of leaving....odds are good that they will be together for decades. They are protecting their love, not flaunting it. These are not pose pics. He looks sixty years old and her hips are wider than grandma.

No couple has dared to look so comfortable together in many years. I love the sleepy sexy nature of their walks. You can tell she has cum deep inside her. This kind of beauty should remain private - but those of us who have experienced love, recognize the look. Bless them.

A hundred million daollars? Please, we're not talking about Bruce Sprinsteen and Madonna. They're flashes in the pan.

I wonder if the black plague killed the D-grade celebrities of the middle ages as well?

The frau who wrote the delirious fan fiction at R229 is, to put it kindly, our of her mind.

Who is Bruce Srinsteen R230? I think our neighbor's parents liked him. Terrible sounds. I know he's old but he should be worth more money. He was really popular with white people back in the nineties, right?

Between Shaun Mendez and Camillia Cabellio, they are worth more than one hundred million dollars. This is not hard to research!! Take not R230. I wasn't even born when Madonna had hit recordings, but she is a well known billionaire based on her bad singing and I guess good timing. Her songs are hard to understand. But the over 70 gays really seem to like her.

Love is always worth celebrating. Visible passion between two pop superstars is kind of rare and kinky. Good for Shaun & Camillia!! Don't let the haters drag you down. Mental fangirls destroyed Justin and Britney, even though she was always crazy and never could sing. And she WAS a virgin. So was I back then lol. Camillia is not a virgin - we can see Shaun's cum running down her legs!! SEXY. I wouldn't mind being in bed with those two.

Wish them all happiness. They are protecting a precious love from this kind of discussion. Kudos.

A+++ attempt a Fiona Fangirl trolling

I fucking love R233! The sarcasm is ludicrously good. When did the majority of posters on DL lose their ability to appreciate parody?

What a lazy troll, not even one time she is able to write his name correctly.

And puttin Bruce Springsteen and Shawn Mendes in the same sentence is an insult to the boss

Shawn’s cum running down her leg? Child, I hollered. This troll can stay!

Solo

R238 Bitch please, we know that cup is empty just like it was last time lol.

Imagine being trapped in a house with KKKamila, I'd want a solo stroll too 😖

Will someone please tell me what racist thing she said?

[quote]Solo

And actually pretending to drink coffee instead of just carrying the mug around! OMG! Have they split up?

R241

She freely used the N-word (hard er) in multiple posts on Tumblr, mocking various people. Just being typical trash using that word. The bitch was 16 not a 10 year old with a Tumblr. She knew it was wrong. She only apologized after it was brought to light.

The music industry won’t miss her when she’s gone. She’s no great vocalist nor an inspirational diva. She’s some basic chick with an above average voice, singing forgettable songs. Her choreography is average, and she’s a midget. If it wasn’t for Shawn copying the Bieber playbook, Canadian white boy dating a Latina, she’s be receding into oblivion.

She looks stoned af in that pic. Someone must have told a really good racist joke.

Thanks a 15 year old girl should have known better. Shawn should have dropped her like a hot potato.

Shawn's not exactly an angel either

R244 This is why I don’t trust most Latino people. Most of them are racist and always talking shit about blacks for no reason.

Hilariously, R248 isn't remotely aware of the irony of his post.

R249 It’s not irony, it’s the truth.

He's calling you racist,dear. I'm white and most Latinos I have encountered seem like good people. Some people see racism everywhere except themselves.

Why did Shawn's management not cancel the contract after prople found out Camila was a racist?

Why did Shawn's management not cancel the contract after prople found out Camila was a racist?

R220 Nah, Shawn isn't just closeted, he's in denial. He's not fucking any guys.

Sean loves pussy, but it took him a while. So horny and shy. Camillia proved too much to resist. He eats her out, fucks her full of his cum in multiple rides and doesn't stop from going back in. Licking your own nature juice out of plump freshly fucked pussy is about as intimate as it gets. The taste of two. Sean and Camillia are living on dick and pussy juice - cum, avocado and peaches these days. If you've never experienced prolonged sexual ecstasy, you won't understand how little you care about how you look. I don't like those Gucci slides on anyone - they make every boy look like a grandpa. But Shaun is oblivious. The same shorts and shirt and slides - erryday. He can't wait to be naked with his woman again.

R244: The N word is going to be a problem in the future, a lot of young white guys grow idolizing rappers who use that word constantly, so it'll be difficult for them to watch what's wrong with a word that their idols use constantly.

Anyway, she said that crap at 15, i know the hyena mobs that lynch everybody on twitter are perfect from a very young age, but most people are really stupid at teenage years, in most cases that stupidity goes away once the hormones don't rule their lives.

And his pr didn't cancel the relationship because he needs her. Nobody with a brain believes he is heterosexual and that seems very important for him, and there's another problem, Camila is not just his beard, she is a (real) close friend for years. Dumping her only would show how fake the relationship was.

And of course, apart of a bunch of idiots on twiter nobody cares about what a 15 yo said as long as she don't do that again

R250: You are not very smart, he is calling you racist and in fact you are showing you are racist (towards latinos, because you can be racist to any ethnic or heritage, one thing is institutional racism, only people in a power position can do that, and other the casual racism, and that's very common even between minorities)

I bet Camila's pussy is smokin like a 4th of July barbecue!

R256 this wasn’t a one-time post. She used it multiple times. In rap music Nigga is used, not Nigger. A very Important distinction that even white, and Latino, kids following rap know. She used Nigger. That bitch ain’t fooling me. 15 year old American child knows what the hell those words mean. I’m sick of the excuses we keep giving to racists. “Oh, they grew up in a different time,” or the other good one, “they were just a kid.”

Is anyone perfect? No. Was she young? Sure. Was it a one-time slip up from youth? Nope, multiple posts. That’s a pattern. She’s trash. The end.

R259: But the multiple post were from the same time. If she was stupid on monday for sure she was stupid on tuesday

She was young? What is she now 22 or 25?

Online it’s say Camila was a Grammy winner but in Gaga won the year she was nominated I don’t get it.

She was nominated several times but never won. The same for him

Empty mug, sandals, phone and another solo stroll.

^^Not just an empty mug, but a mug that clearly never had coffee in it.

Maybe...it held water...for reasons? I suppose his Tim Horton’s contract demands a number of pap walks with a coffee mug so when this is over he can talk about how he can’t live without his coffee, specially Tim Hortons.

I’m bullshitting. This is just weird.

Doesn't look like he's impressed with the local talent on Grindr

R267, he is Florida after all

R255 - yep, they have that drugged out, sex satiated look every time. Gay men don't go into quarantine with a beard for months on end. The Welp Troll, Sam Fraus and the other sad saps here are fathoms deep in delusion.

Camila is a Klan Granny!

R269 -

r269 if we played the "Gay or Straight" game based on r264's picture we'd go with gay. The hair, the way he's holding that phone, the anal beads and ball tickler around his neck, the empty mug (great for cradling), and the walk. Child, I know i'd find gay porn on his secrete Twitter account.

Time to do more underwear ads?

Wash, Rinse and Repeat(Empty mug, sandals, phone and solo stroll).

[quote]Wash, Rinse and Repeat(Empty mug, sandals, phone and solo stroll).

OMG, did he kill Camila in a fit of heterosexualist rage?

Or is she just away shtupping her actual boyfriend?

Time has not been kind to miss Mendes

Can't he do something with his horrible greasy hair?

That's right Shawn, stare right at the camera and kill off any possible doubts that this is all set up.

I hope that whoever does his next interview asks about these ludicrous walks.

r276 I think all of us may be looking a little rough around the edges these days. I know my hair is a mess. I wear a hat when in public and angle my work laptop to catch me from an angle to avoid showing this unruly growth.

How long are these routes, I'd like a map of their stroll because again that cup is empty.

I've still never seen a heterosexual man hold a phone from the bottom like that unless he's Face Timing his boyfriend.

Yeah, fags hold their phones different R280. Sean is straight and stinky and drunk on cunt juice. They are looking kind of gross, but we've all been there. It's sexy to just fuck, eat, sleep and let yourself go for a few weeks. Camille is holding up better than he is. She's got some latin fire in her and what's left of his nutt juice. Sean is worn out. His good looks are only hair and lips and height. He has no defining features and drained of his chi and stripped of tight jeans - he's the most ordinary sleepy looking dude. They live clean, that's nice to see. Some weed and coffee. Lots of sleep and sex. Boring to observe now. Let them fuck in peace.

It's bad enough to pretend to fuck a gay guy, can you imagine being quarantined as a beard? Shawn doesn't strike me as a fun guy you would have a lavender situation with. He sounds exhausting and demanding. No wonder they had pictures together baked to the teeth, only weed can save this two.

"Yeah, fags hold their phones different [R280]. Sean is straight and stinky and drunk on cunt juice. It's sexy to just fuck, eat, sleep and let yourself go for a few weeks. Camille is holding up better than he is. She's got some latin fire in her and what's left of his nutt juice. Sean is worn out. Let them fuck in peace."

LOL!!!!!!

Thanks for all the laughs!!!!!

You would after 200+ posts on this thread, the “drunk on cunt juice” Troll at R283 would have learned how to spell their names by now.

Umm...I was copying someone else's post, dipshit.

THEY are the ones who misspelled the names, not I.

r284 It's deliberate, though I can't figure out why. You can't misspell the name of a famous person that many times by accident, especially after you've been corrected most of the times you do it. There's too much discipline involved in getting it wrong for this troll. If anything, they would have accidentally spelled his name right once or twice.

What happened to Daddy Cez and Connor (and Connor's brother) and Shawn's dudebro posse?

I’ll bet he misses John Mayer’s big dick.

This thread gives me life. I guess I finally understand that love to hate ‘me mentality that plagues the Harry and Meghan threads. It is great fun to watch people make fools of themselves. Though, I’m still on H&M’s side and wish them the best. But these two...

Worship me you pathetic fags!

A good fake, but we know that Shawn would doing the worshiping and his abs will never look that good.

Dog replacing empty mug.

Poor dog having to hang out with these assholes.

R290: When he gave that awful interview on RS there were enough pathetic fags worshiping him (some people have no self esteem)

R294 That RS interview was the beginning of the end of the love affair the DL had with Shawn. Now, it's non stop mockery and counting down the months or years until this pathetic close case comes out.

Because he was pretty harmless before that interview. He is not the most talented young singer there but he seemed a really nice guy and that interview was a huge dissapointing on a lot of different levels (even without the homophobia the interview was a disaster)

dissapointment

Brandon Flynn follows Connor Brashier 👀 Shawn is history!

A more credible fake

r298 I thought Brandon was stalking Connor Jessup!

r292 so these people go one a walk every day, have a dog, but leave the dog inside? Who does that?

Everything they do is FAKE and STAGED FOR THE PAPARAZZI.

r292 he is looking very rough in that picture. Being away from the fans, makeup, and his wardrobe team is doing a number on him. Or the honeymoon stage is over and he's sick of Camila.

They've had a dog all this time and instead had been doing their walks with coffee cups?! Christ, not only desperate but absolutely fucking dumb.

Does that necklace get larger each time he wears it?

[quote]Or the honeymoon stage is over and he's sick of Camila.

I don't think bearding contracts have a "honeymoon stage."

'I don't think bearding contracts have a "honeymoon stage."'

Fuck off with your babyish comments about 'bearding contracts'. You sound as if you belong on Tumblr.

This bearding contract must have been renewed. This charade fauxmance has been dragging on WAY too long.

Fuck off yourself, fangirl frau at R306. You're the one who doesn't belong on a gay gossip site.

'You're the one who doesn't belong on a gay gossip site.'

You are the stupid bitch you thinks that being on a gay gossip site means you can designate a 'closeted and bearding' status to any celeb you find attractive. Only repulsive fraus do that.

'You're the one who doesn't belong on a gay gossip site.'

You are the stupid bitch who thinks that being on a gay gossip site means you can designate a 'closeted and bearding' status to any celeb you find attractive. Only repulsive fraus do that.

R308 is a sad cunt. As if Shawn Mendes would go into lockdown in Miami with a PR relationship. So unintelligent. The very few gay and bearding minor celebs will be thankful for lockdown as the expectation of fake pics drops to zero and they can quarantine with their actual partners.

The delusion is strong in this thread.

[quote]You are the stupid bitch who thinks that being on a gay gossip site means you can designate a 'closeted and bearding' status to any celeb you find attractive.

Honey, none of us find him attractive. We find him pathetic.

Shawn's drunk on cunt juice, Camila's drunk on guzzled cum, neither gave thought to contraception, Corona baby on the way.

Eww I really don't want to picture either of them having sex with anybody.

[quote]Shawn's drunk on cunt juice, Camila's drunk on guzzled cum, neither gave thought to contraception, Corona baby on the way.

I know you’re stupid, but guzzled cum isn’t how a Corona baby is made.

Camera Cabrero and Shean Mendez share a lot of jizz and juice. I want to eat them. Clean their sheets with my mouth. They're not that interesting or even very talented. Fuck off with those Gucci old man slippers Shaun. Camille will prevail. She's dumb but quite a bit more talented than he is. We should wish them the best in these dangerous times. To be locked down in love and glistening in fuck juice - makes them a very lucky couple. They are not insulting people with gross displays of their happiness or privilege. They are living in fucked out bliss and being hounded by paps. They still worry for their loved ones. God Bless Sean and Camilia. He's not that cute.and he's Canadian white. She's hot stuff. You could bottle that juice.

[quote]They've had a dog all this time and instead had been doing their walks with coffee cups?! Christ, not only desperate but absolutely fucking dumb.

The dog probably belongs to one of the paparazzi who suggested using it as a prop to give the daily walking photos a bit of variety.

I agree with the crazy troll. There is a raw heterosexual erotic energy in these photos. The quarantine has done so much for my relationship with my lover just like it has for these two.

R311 - R314 & R317 -

Why is a dumb shit like this allowed here...??? Talk about a troll!!!

You think he gets that no one believes his bullshit?

I bet Shawn is worn out from pumping that pussy all day and night during isolation!

DL is not the civilized world R320. Shaun and Camille live in the real world. Yes they are celebrities - yet they are ordinary looking young horny people, deeply in love. I'm allowed here because I am so much smarter than you R320. Your obsessions are small and dry. Like some ancient white fag or dried up old lady. How sad that you never knew the heat and smell of love. The constant wetness. It's visceral. Sean and Cabilla are living in a sex fugue. What a wonderful place to reside! Figuratively and deep inside. Cunt juice ain't fishy - freshly fucked everyone tastes sweet. Shaun is running on empty these days. His small nuts are dry. Camira looks fed and glowing and he looks shrunk & depleted. That is the look of love between a young man and woman. They're in too deep. To offer us hope in bleak times. God bless them. I'll pray for you, R320. May Jesus visit healing upon your troubled mind.

R307: She is going to tour this summer so she needs the relationship for that free promo it gives her.

In terms of image the relationship was a bad idea for both, you need to be a better actor and being way more low key to make that thing works. They are even worse than LRD and Chalamet and those were pretty bad.

They didn't even took profit of the successful duet, Shawn didn't release anything else (which was weird because his first two singles were hits) and Camila's singles flopped big time.

I suppose being mocked doesn't matter if you profit of your fake relationship but apart of skipping the gay rumours this didn't work. And frankly, i think the gay rumours are not as prominent because he is out of the spotlight and a lot of people lost their interest in him, because nobody with a brain believe that relationship is real

To R322 -

Thank you for confirming my post @ R320.

Your assistance is appreciated.

[quote]Cunt juice ain't fishy - freshly fucked everyone tastes sweet.

The cunt juice troll at R322 never ceases to amaze. And who are Camille, Cabilla, and Camira?? All three were mentioned in your post.

Part of the cunt juice troll's humor is to keep deliberately misspelling their names in various ways, R325.

r323 to my dismay Camila is still popular. She is keeping pace with Dua via her monthly Spotify streaming thanks to her new album. Right now more people are listening to Camila than Arianna Grande.

'I suppose being mocked doesn't matter if you profit of your fake relationship but apart of skipping the gay rumours this didn't work.'

Your horrific English makes me feel nauseous. The only gay rumours about Mendes are on here, originating from grizzled Tumblr fraus who also think Larry is real.

[quote] The only gay rumours about Mendes are on here

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She’s always looked unwashed and now he’s beginning to look that way too.

If Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz ever actually fucked for weeks in the desert - they would look a bit like Shean and Camarilla. Their heat, dirty ankles, the smell of cum and fresh fucked pussy. The weakness of the walk - the bliss of love in a troubled time. They look like shite - but she looks fertile and he looks a bit stressed about his mommy. Non stop touching and fucking is exhausting. Sex, sleep, avocadoes, mangoes and spicy white meat makes all their nites more adventurous. There is no night or day when all you do is fuck and eat and walk the dog and walk with God. Camomile and Swantz are living the live. In quarantine. God Bless them. Jesus rises tomorrow R320. To deliver you everlasting life. It's sad that you never got fucked right though. He is risen. See what you can arrange. God bless you.

I agree with R331. Shawn and Camila are legit. They are deeply involved in a sexy love affair. Who knows how long it will last? There's unmistakable lust and love between them. She's very beautiful. Sean looks kind of weak? It must take a lot to please her & he's just a skinny white boy from Canada. I wish them the best. In troubled times, love is our inspiration. Hallelujah.

[quote]I agree with [R331]

Well of course you do, you are R331

All sane and sentient beings would agree with R331.

Who wants a sniff?

I hear wedding bells !

Followed by the pitter-patter of little feet!

The only activity involving feet are Ms. Mendes' feet going in the air while on her back...

Sean Mendez is a man. Still, young women rim mens asses all the time. I bet Camaro loves to lick Shean's asshole. He's kind of flat, flabby, pale and white though. She's had better. But love makes it all taste good. Yum.

[quote]And Camila is a very pretty girl. What is it with Americans calling her unattractive? It's the same pattern over at Daily Mail - Americans going on and on about how homely and 'manly' she is.

One of the reasons Camila looks so awkward with Shawn is because she's short (5'2) and he's tall (6'2).

The next time Shawn decides to engage in a showmance they should set him up with a taller girl.

I think she’s really weird and trolling looking which is odd considering most pop singers are really pretty

Wasn't there a theory that Shawn ended up in a bearding contract with her, after attempts with other girls failed, because he's been platonic friends with Camila for a long time and he was more comfortable with her being the beard? Maybe that explains why they're doing this quarantine stunt together.

[quote]The next time Shawn decides to engage in a showmance they should set him up with a taller girl.

Sadly, Bea Arthur is dead.

Shouldn’t he have been sent back to Canada by now?

Fuck off, tragic Welp Troll at R342. He dated and fucked two hot taller girls - Hailey Baldwin and Bella Thorne. But he wasn't as besotted with them as he is with little Camila.

It's the return of the Welp Troll, who exists only in fangirl frau R345's fevered imagination!

I don't think Camila is bad looking at all, she is pretty but she is not hot like other pop singers. And she can sing (in fact she is way better singer than him) unfortunately her voice is annoying.

This PR thing should be easy, both are real friends, but unfortunately i don't think this charade will be good for any of them. They should have go for an easier route, let people watch them together (without the paparazzi thing) and let people guess, It works all the time, and if things go wrong you can deny the relationship and say thay you were only friends. They are simply not believable as couple, and some of the things they did didn't help at all to make them believable or even likeable as couple

When you and your bestie are both raging homosexuals

R347 She is FAT, end of story. What a terrible role model.

I agree, R347. They set Shawn up with Camilla to make him feel more comfortable than he did with Hailey.

But the over the top PDA in front of the paparazzi every day has hurt their credibility.

I enjoy braiding her hair.

Repeat

He's transitioning into a hobo

He looks extremely unhappy and stoned.

His Grindr hook up was obviously using an old photo

Yikes he looks horrible.

Gross.

Wearing the hairband again.

Kill it with FIRE !

Shawn, whatever your future brings remember don’t piss off the gays.

Is Shawn going to be taking one of these coffee cup pap walks every day?

Fangirls are the worst. Many end up marrying closet cases and live unhappy sexless frustrating lives blaming themselves for the way their gay husbands treat them. So pathetic and sad. May this be a warning to you fangirls.

I used to work for... well I used to work for a major publicist office. People there laughed at fangirls all day long. The celebrities doing the bearding laugh at them. The actor/singer laughs at them, even the gopher laughs at them. You're the laughing stock of the whole production chain. Mendes is probably laughing at you defending his non existent heterosexuality as we speak. I know Leo Dicaprio does.

Imagine being the naive R361 and inhabiting a fantasy world where all attractive celebs are gay, closeted and bearding.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Shawn and Camilla performed on that live stay at home concert tonight. God, they were terrible.

[quote]Shawn and Camilla performed on that live stay at home concert tonight. God, they were terrible.

Maybe they need to cut down on the caffeine. Caffeine can make you tense, and tension can show on your face.

[quote]Shawn and Camilla performed on that live stay at home concert tonight. God, they were terrible.

Did they perform their "Señorita"?

I can’t imagine being in a Corona lockdown, for weeks on end, with either one of them.

I'm just so sick of closet cases. I'm confident Shawn is gay, but it doesn't change what I think about him. He's an asshole for doing this, for saying he wakes up in "cold sweats" after people thinking he's gay, then getting a beard, who is racist to boot. Fuck him. He doesn't deserve my time. I will spend my time supporting actual gay out and proud men, who don't suffer from internalized homophobia. I'm actually shocked Shawn is Canadian. I'd expect more from Canadians. They're usually more liberal and not as ignorant than Americans. I seriously don't get why Shawn suffers from so much gay panic. Then you have the out and proud Connor Jessup who is gay, doesn't hide it and doesn't mind talking about his sexuality or his boyfriend. I think I'll support Connor over Shawn.

He's so obviously gay, you could see it from outer space.

1950s. Liberace : I’m not gay

2020 Shawn Mendes : I’m not gay

R368: There are a lot of grades of being in the closet and Shawn is the worst kind.

He is not only lying and actively bearding he geniunely hates people think he is gay and he hates being gay. A meltdown is in his future

Here's the clip of their performance. They did a blah worthy version of "What a Wonderful World." Satchmo would smack these two upside the head for how terrible it was if he were still alive.

Damm, the rumors are true, the bitch can sing. Still canceled in my view, but she has talent in her little body. The candles are blah.

Who is filming? His boyfriend?

Yes, she can sing. All the fifth harmony girls can sing.

Her problem is her voice is not that most interesting thing out there, but she is able to use it well. She is way better than him

CANCEL this thread goddamnit!

r374 yeah at the start (I couldn't make it through) it sounded like a high school performer singing next to a real artist. But Shawn has a nice voice as well. I was more shocked at the quality of Justin Bieber's voice after watching a vocal coach review vids of his pipes. He underrates himself, but JB has good vocal techniques and range.

[quote]He is not only lying and actively bearding he geniunely hates people think he is gay and he hates being gay. A meltdown is in his future

Like the one Sam Heughan had recently?

R363 I want him to date Taylor Swift, then break up with her and finally announce his transition to ‘Shawna.’

R363 I want him to date Taylor Swift, then break up with her and finally announce his transition to ‘Shawna.’

Shawn Mendes is obsessed with Harry Styles and the feeling is mutual. They'll probably end up together and he'll ditch the beard.

I knew Ms Mendes was Canada famous but I didn't think he was know anywhere else. Just like original Degrassi.

^ The original Degrassi had a worldwide following.

The one with Snake and Wheels??

^ Yes (lol).

The difference between a "straight" and a gay pop singer when reading about someone wanting them to choke them

Check out my ass, bitches!

Is he's going to end up with a lot of tattoos just like Justin Bieber?

[quote]Is he's going to end up with a lot of tattoos just like Justin Bieber?

Is there any doubt?

Shawn will declare his uber straightness with a pussy armpit tattoo.

r 386 That getup is too fitted for a straight man.

If he's decided to desecrate his flesh with ink he just go full and out get a sleeve.

[quote] Imagine being the naive [R361] and inhabiting a fantasy world where all attractive celebs are straight, and happily married and also clean.

There I fixed it for you. Anyone who ever knew an artist in the world knows most people in showbiz are not straight. Whether you call them gay, bi fluid or whatever doesn't really matter and while we're at it, yes most celebrities have fake relationships, even the very few who call themselves straight. Most marriages and romances are actually PR stunts, I'm sorry if that breaks the illusion of your frau-centric flyover existence.

Most of them laugh at you for YOUR naivete. Some are particularly mean about their frau fans.

I'm not sure why you think we care how long you've been a hooker, R392

R390 it took 25 years, but we have finally broken free from baggy clothes on men. Let us have that and enjoy! Check TikTok for Gen-Z style, they all wear the early 90s look, complete with short shorts and tight clothes is in. Hopefully, grinch doesn’t come back.

'Whether you call them gay, bi fluid or whatever doesn't really matter and while we're at it, yes most celebrities have fake relationships, even the very few who call themselves straight. Most marriages and romances are actually PR stunts, I'm sorry if that breaks the illusion of your frau-centric flyover existence.'

This is the funniest post I've ever read on here! Imagine being this gullible, letting all the world's conspiracy theories sink into your jellied brain. Hardly any marriages are real! As if people worth 100m are marrying anyone except exactly who they want.

Only Tumblr fraus think like this. You probably run a Larrie blog.

I for one would love to see grinch fashion come back. He doesn’t wear pants!

Oh my god, is the frau from two Shawn threads ago back? How did your prediction about Shawn and Camilla winning at the Grammys go, R395?

[Quote] You have no clue whether or not they'll lose the Grammy. Camila is Latino and the Grammys are all about diversity since they were accused of racism. I wouldn't rule it out.

They got totally shut out, as I said they would. I was right and you were totally wrong. "Diversity" my ass. Too bad you wouldn't take my bet about you being wrong. I could have used that cash right about now.

Granted, this fake "romance" is still going strong due to the unforeseen quarantine that the world is dealing with right now. However, the minute they lift the stay at home orders, these two will be split for good. This pandemic is breaking up real couples. Fake bearding arrangements like this can't survive being placed into such close quarters for an extended period of time.

Look at the photos. They look like they're ready to kill each other. There's only so much hair braiding and makeup application one gay guy can do for their BFF before they want the sight of a musky dick ready to be inserted into their mouth. Shawn will be less cranky when his hole is filled with cum, hopefully soon, for his sake.

He seems to be one of those guys who peaks really young and spends his twenties in steep decline. In high school I knew guys who were hot af and five years later with drug addiction or anything they were hideous or average.

The tragic Welp Troll really does rule this thread. She gets SO ANGRY if anyone dares to suggest an attractive celeb might be straight. Nobody in Celeb World is straight, in this frau's warped world. In actual fact, 80% of celebs are straight and that's still giving them 10% on the average. They are very rich and date who they want, fuck who they want, quarantine with who they want and marry who they want. As Shawn is doing.

R397 gets PERSONALLY OFFENDED if anyone dares suggest that 90% of Hollywood isn't GAY AND BEARDING. Her sense of self depends wholly upon this belief. She has to believe that celebs are living absolutely tortured lives of fakery.

I'd think a "frau" would want Shawn Mendes to be straight. I assumed fraus were females.

Have I been misunderstanding (DL's version of) "frau" all along? Is a "frau" a gay male nutjob?

Oh my God, the deranged frau fangirl is back talking about the "Welp Troll," a figment of her fevered imagination. She accuses anyone who dares suggest that Shawn might not be straight of being the "Welp Troll," as though there's only one person on DL who thinks Shawn is a flamer.

No, R400, you were right to begin with. The frau fangirl who insists that Shawn is straight calls those who think he's gay "fraus," imagining that this will somehow fool us into thinking she herself is not a frau. She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. But she is definitely a frau.

'I'd think a "frau" would want Shawn Mendes to be straight. I assumed fraus were females'

Not in 2020. Fraus want their idols to be GAY so no other woman can have them. Larries and other tinhats are all ugly fraus in their 40s and over. Same as the lunatic here who thinks 90% of celebs are GAY AND BEARDING. She's here to die on that hill.

R403 He's never met a woman like that in real life so he's not going to believe you.

Shawn is about as straight as the yellow brick road. Deal with it, delusional fraus.

So R399 reveals herself to be the troll from that other thread. That troll went on about some imaginary "Welp troll" as well. It's definitely her.

Sorry you've been proven to be so wrong, sweetie. Your whole "the Grammys are about diversity" Tumblr bullshit got disproven by Billie Eilish winning the big awards this year. Billie hates Shawn, by the way, as do most people in the industry. Everyone else can see your trolling as clear as day. You do nothing to hide your identity (except for your "anonymity") because your posts continue to read like a Tumblr frau. Everyone here laughs at you. I just don't understand why you keep coming back again and again to humiliate yourself with how wrong you are. The day Shawn finally comes out of the closet will produce an epic meltdown in you that will be hilarious to read. Can't wait for it. At least it'll be something positive to look forward to for once.

Here are some of the greatest troll posts from our troll at R399. She can deny authorship all she wants, but it's definitely her.

[Quote] Shawn is a girthy eight inches and Camila loves it. People trying to make out he's some spazzy femmey bottom boy are disciples of the disgusting Welp Troll.

[Quote] So many ugly homophobic Larries on this disgusting Welp Troll authored thread.

[Quote] OP, you have activated the Welp Troll and all those crazy bitches who think he's gay and bearding.

[Quote] R255 - yep, they have that drugged out, sex satiated look every time. Gay men don't go into quarantine with a beard for months on end. The Welp Troll, Sam Fraus and the other sad saps here are fathoms deep in delusion.

[Quote] Camila is a Klan Granny!

[Quote] Fuck off, tragic Welp Troll at R342. He dated and fucked two hot taller girls - Hailey Baldwin and Bella Thorne. But he wasn't as besotted with them as he is with little Camila.

[Quote] Please can you provide a reason for this 21/22 year old guy going to these extreme lengths to persuade his fans he is dating a woman 90% of them don't even like, when the ideal status for a young heartthrob singer is SINGLE?

[Quote] 'Ogling' is completely subjective. In the pic you talk about, he is merely LOOKING in the direction of a guy's chest.

[Quote] He is making out with Camila all over the fucking world. If she was a beard she'd just appear occasionally for a pap walk on a beach or to accompany him on a red carpet. There is no need to spend millions meeting up all over the planet. They do that because they are actually lovers. Sad that you cannot tell the difference.

[Quote] Your point that you think he has 'no chemistry with women' when he's been pictured practically having sex with Camila? There are no photos of him looking anything more than friendly with men. He has said twice that he is straight, but you in your arrogant entitled homophobia feel you have the right to say he is gay because he appears in IG posts standing next to a man. All this is tinhat shit, and you try to pass it off as reasonable?

[Quote] Your brain is a mush of psychotic delusions that you have picked up on Tumblr. It's easy to see that you also think Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are in a relationship. You think Taylor Swift and Sam Heughan are gay too. You are on the Kaia Gerber thread saying she is gay.

A few more posts from the troll R399. She might be delusional, but everyone else here isn't.

[Quote] Are we content to retie the bonds of heteronormativity on to someone else’s wrists? The rigid expectations of the gender binary still cause queer people, especially trans and gender non-conforming people, agony every day.

[Quote] Why are we helping to transmit them? The reason so many gay people supported Mendes is that we know what this feels like. In the 90s, the tabloids made money from toxic speculation about pop stars’ sexuality – are we really going to take up that mantle? Surely in 2019 it’s time to correct the mistakes of history, not to repeat them.

[Quote] Cez is married to a woman, you fucking homophobic illiterate piece of shit. Check his Instagram.

[Quote] They just don't get papped bc nobody gives a fuck about them. Shawmila are hugely popular so are trailed by paps and photographed often. Shame your dumb Larrie ass doesn't get that

[Quote] Fuck off, you homophobic, incontinent cunt. All you Welp Troll types are 50 something women, sitting at home and fantasising about young gay men fucking each other. You are repulsive.

[Quote] Shawn is out there with this tongue half down Camila's throat and his hands all over her. and you say he has 'no chemistry' with women. If a video emerged of her fucking her for an hour straight you would still say he had no chemistry, let's face it.

[Quote] He has said he is straight and to force a sexuality onto him is homophobic in the extreme and not something I would expect from a genuine gay man, hence my belief that you are a bunch of childish Tumblr fraus.

[Quote] You can give me no reason why a 22 year old guy whose fans hate Camila and want him to be single would be bearding, can you? Only that YOU think he is bearding because you are homophobic and fetishize gay men, and YOU like to confer gayness on every young guy you find attractive.

[Quote] Shawn has waited YEARS to date Camila. He isn't going to let her go easily.

[Quote] Hilarious that you incontinent crones think he'd be full out making out with her all over the world if she was a beard. She isn't even popular with his fandom. He'd have more fans if he stayed single.

[Quote] Fangirls are the ones who think he's gay. Stupid fucking Larries. The Welp Troll is a Larrie.

[Quote] This is hilariously disingenuous. Tumblr is the home of LGBT tinhats like you who think all pretty boys are gay and closeted. Larries originate there. Shawn is Gay fraus like you originate there. Girlies saying Shawn is straight get short shrift on Tumblr. You really don't have a clue about social media if you think Tumblr is full of straight women.

So yeah, I think I've sufficiently exposed this bitch's crazy. I wish Muriel would IP block her at some point. It's getting absurd, especially since her whole narrative is falling apart at the seams.

Why does she "Welp Troll" Troll talk about Larries so much when there are more DL threads invaded by Charmies?

Don't know, but here's something to lighten the mood. Another Benito Skinner as Shawn Mendes impression.

Shawn and Camila will probably get engaged soon! So many tears shed by the ghastly homophobe at R408.

[Quote] Shawn and Camila will probably get engaged soon! So many tears shed by the ghastly homophobe at R408.

R411 Gurl, come on. The minute people saw this, they knew you were a joke troll.

[Quote] [bold] Shawn is a girthy eight inches and Camila loves it. [/bold]

LOL Look at this whiny bitch in the replies of Benito's tweet at R410.

R410, that video is hysterical.

Funny and sad, though. If Shawn sees this it’ll push him into the mental breakdown we all know is coming.

R415 It's not the first one Benito has done. If that were the case, Shawn should have already been melting down by now. I bet he hasn't seen them yet, but it's still fucking hysterical nonetheless.

R386: It’s long overdue that he show us his ass.

Oh, I can almost guarantee he’s seen them. Guys like him, with things to hide, are hyper aware of anything said about them.

There was apparently an Instagram live yesterday where Benito did his Shawn Mendes impression. Now that would have been fun to put on that shitty at home concert the other night. I hope someone has a clip of this. I really want to see it.

Shawn Mendes Instagram Live | April 23, 2020 [Miami, FL]

r420 that was just sad and boring. He's started to look like Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow. It ain't pretty.

I actually like the hair, but the stubble needs to go. He looks like he really doesn't want to be doing that live, which is pretty remarkable for him, given how into fan service he is.

Benito is cute.

In that instagram video Shawn comes off gayer than Paul Lynde.

He doesn't give a shit about his fans r422. If he did, he wouldn't have alienated his gay fans.

R424 When he has a rule to never say no to a selfie, it's ridiculous to say he doesn't care, he certainly cares that they remain fans. And I'm sure any gay fans he had are already lacking in enough self-respect to pretend to ignore his homophobic bullshit.

'If he did, he wouldn't have alienated his gay fans.'

He hates his gay fans. They all left to stan Harry Styles, a genuine closet case.

Harry Styles love the gay rumours. Fuels them himself and LOVES all the speculation. He has never once complained even though he has the worst tinhats out there screaming about Larry. Much worse than Mendes or Heughan.

R427 In fairness though the worst always seemed aimed at Louis rather than Harry - which does speak to what kind of a shitty friend he is that he kept the rumours going even when it was all clearly getting to Louis.

Friend? R428, Harry hates that little homophobic bitch Louis. He must laugh when he sees Louis being pelted with pride flags at his shows. Louis' tour was dubbed the Rainbow Graveyard Tour by Harry's huge fandom.

R429 They were certainly friends for a period while it was going on. Is there any actual source on him hating Louis? It'd be the first sign of Harry actually having some good taste.

R430 Stop wasting your time talking to the troll. She should be ignored until Shawn and Camilla "break up" so we can taunt and ridicule her again.

Some thoughts on the video in R420.

What the fuck is that squawking noise in the background? It sounds like a chicken being raped.

Shawn looks horrible without his makeup and hair team. He is not a natural beauty by any stretch of the imagination. After seeing what he looks like without a good haircut and a shave, I can already tell what he's going to look like in ten years time. It's not a pretty future for him.

Is he doing drugs? He sounds like he's high while recording this Instagram live.

"I hope everyone is happy and feeling good at home" XD Oh my god. Is this bitch fucking serious? The world is dealing with a deadly pandemic, a bat shit crazy leader in Trump. agitation for a war with China, massive unemployment, potential food shortages and no cure for Covid19 in sight. Unless you're a deluded idiot or part of the 1%, no one is "happy and feeling good at home" right now. What an out of touch, fucking moron.

He’s obviously gay and high. And that bird is annoying as fuck. Did anyone ever think he was a natural beauty?

Camilla is probably raping the chicken

Or it’s Camilla warming up and not a chicken at all

[quote]Is he doing drugs? He sounds like he's high while recording this Instagram live.

Shawn admitted in the Rolling Stone interview that he likes to smoke a lot of pot.

the facial hair suits him

you just know he's scoring some prime pinga on the dl

.....

R437 Is that why he decided to quarantine in Miami? The pinga?

R425: Some gay fans showed their lack of self respect during the RS debacle.

R428: Louis got exactly what he deserved. He was the one fueling the rumours, he was the one touching Harry's ass, he was the one simulating oral sex on concerts. If you are unable to deal with gay rumours just behave.

And yes, Harry likes the gay rumours and he doesn't feel the need to deny them. If Louis was small enough to not show his true homophobic colours the rumour will be over long time ago because Louis right now is totally irrelevant as singer

New pic from Miami!

Could these photos look any more staged? At least try to look like you don't notice and appreciate the paparazzi photographers, risking Coronavirus to get these pathetic shots.

R441 Rule number one of taking convincing paparazzi photos, don't look at the camera.

I wonder how much longer the bearding arrangement will continue. Might they be so desperate as to announce their engagement?

Camila needs to announce her pregnancy and then six week later her miscarriage.

R444: She has a tour this summer, so she needs the publicity. Probably they will break after that because their schedules.

Both look unhappy, they were really friends but after this charade ends they probably avoid each other for a good while

r446 no one looks happy during this quarantine. These are young millionaire used to jet setting around the globe. Now they are stuck in her family's house. It wears on everyone. I'll cut them some slack for their boredom. They don't have to do any work like us mortals so they probably just smoke and watch Netflix.

Why is Shawn still going along with this charade, even after she was exposed as a racist. I'm so done with this pathetic closet case. He's a homophobe. I have no idea why gays even care about him after he said he woke up in cold sweats from people thinking he's gay.

R447 They looked bored and annoyed way before the quarantine

[QUOTE] I have no idea why gays even care about him after he said he woke up in cold sweats from people thinking he's gay.

It's because he's good looking. Same reason DL cares about anyone. Calvin Klein don't pick fugs to model their underwear.

[QUOTE] They looked bored and annoyed before the quarantine.

As people being hounded by paps tend to look. They are THE hottest showbiz couple around and have been for months.

^^ I knew it would be only a matter of minutes before frau fangirl at R450 would return to regale us with her pathetic delusions.

R451, YOU are a frau. You're all over this board, screaming that Sam Heughan and anyone else you like the look of is 'GAY AND BEARDING'. One of the least intelligent, least logical and most homophobic people I've ever come across.

And for your information, someone who disagrees with your ridiculous, unfounded opinion about a man's sexuality isn't a troll. You get angry all the time because you know you're wrong. Shawn is straight.

^^Try some different meds, honey. The ones you're on aren't doing you any good.

R453 Just FF and ignore the troll. She'll eventually get red slashed by Muriel if everyone keeps doing it.

The "Welp Troll" troll at R452 does not realize that she's been talking to multiple different people this entire time. This shows that it isn't just [italic] one [/italic] person who thinks Shawn is a flaming homosexual.

[Quote] And for your information, someone who disagrees with your ridiculous, unfounded opinion about a man's sexuality isn't a troll.

What kind of clever thoughts does our troll have for us? Well....

[Quote] Camila is a [bold] Klan Granny! [/bold]

For anyone who isn't aware of this troll, just go to R407 and R408 to see what she has posted in the other Shawn threads. You can decide for yourself whether she is a troll or not. It's obvious what most people here are going to think, but maybe the "Welp Troll" troll will eventually get the hint and leave when she sees what everyone else thinks of her. In fact, we should have a poll in the next Shawn thread specifically asking if the "Welp Troll" troll is a troll. I bet you it'll be 75% yes to her spamming 25% no.

R454 So you tell another user to ignore the "troll" but then post again at R455 giving the "troll" more attention, and linking to your own earlier rather obsessively unhinged posts? Maybe you should take your own advice and ignore this "troll".

R456

[Quote] rather obsessively unhinged posts

How is quoting the things the troll has posted in other Shawn threads "unhinged"? It's exposing things that she has previously written, which itself are unhinged. Is Camila a "Klan Granny?" Is Shawn a "girthy eight inches"? Is Shawn "practically having sex with Camila" when they are photographed together? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then you're also a troll and will be blocked. Otherwise, I can't see how you could rationally defend the troll's attempts to derail this thread and my efforts to expose her for everyone else to see.

The fact that you're keeping a list of things a user said across several threads makes it unhinged. And again, if you think that user is a troll you should be taking your own advice and ignoring them.

R458 I'm taking your advice and blocking you now. Bye.

R457 is one of those people who get very, very, very angry and obsessed when someone disagrees with her. She'll call these people trolls but still engage over and over again. As you say, if she thought a poster really was a troll, she would just block. But she's incapable of doing this.

I didn't realize that the Ku Klux Klan was allowing Cubans to join their white supremacist ranks now. That's news to me, R460.

Can we drop all of the in-fighting? We need keep the focus on Shawn and his beard. If you two turned this energy towards Shawn, we may be able to get a credible read on who's fucking his ass on the side. Stay focused gents!

Shawn, I know you read this. Please do another paps walk, the boys are getting restless in here.

In this day and age having to have to resort to this sort of press? It’s 2020 not the 70s.

[Quote] Shawn, I know you read this.

How do you know this? I mean, we've all suspected that he's read at least some of these threads in the past, but has there been any sort of official confirmation of this, the way there was in the Sam Heughan threads? Because I'd be very curious to know if he does for sure know about and read what we have to say about him here.

r464 Shawn is gay or bi. Shawn is bored. Shawn looks like the type to Google himself. Shawn hates being called gay. We like to speculate about is homo tendencies. Many celebs know about DL. I assume Shawn lurks, just like RDJ is probably getting a kick out of the Tom Holland threads.

Behold the ravages of age!

Behold the ravages of age!

R465 I mean, I agree that he's probably read these threads, I was just curious if you knew something definitive. When Hueghan mentioned in his grievance tweet about "bullies" online that he didn't like being called a "closet homosexual," it was obvious what site he was talking about (ours). Shawn had that one Youtube video years ago where he complained about being called "gay" in the comments of his videos, but he's never alluded to our site specifically. It'd be nice for some official confirmation. That would be hilarious.

Hi from Miami!

Shawn, gurl, you're an entertainer. Give the people what they want.

Put on your damn hairband and come out and present hole!

I agree. Ansel Elgort posed nude. Why can't you, Shawn? You're much less talented than he is.

Shawn Mendes is an inspiration for tall bottoms everywhere.

If he reads these threads he must be proud of the RS interview. Threads previous to that interview were pretty inocuous for the levels of vitriol of this site, yeah people were not thrilled by his talent but most people thought he was a very nice guy.

After that interview everything went downhill

r473 I live for the peaks and valleys of a pop star's career. Justin Bieber made it into an art form and came out respected and sort of neutral to the world. Shawn is like the One Direction guy, Louis, thin skinned about gay labels. People that can basically ignore or ride the wave of the inevitable gay accusations, like Harry Styles and Justin Bieber, tend to come out the other end with their fan base intact. Gays and straight females will carry you through those hard times, looking at you T-Swift.

Shawn was a fool for whining about the gay rumors and and even bigger fool for doubling down in a follow up interview. His team should have pushed hard for that leading role in Love Simon. He was floated as an option until he freaked about the gay accusations. Tim Chalamet did CMBYN, that move only helped his career. Women are still crazy about him, so I don't know what shit Shawn was smoking, but he made the wrong move.

But he's still rich and still has his famous, anti-black, girlfriend. They had a huge duet kill it on the charts last year, so in the same breath his career has been fine. Time will tell.

It's the obvious homophobia of the interview what it make these threads way bitter, but the truth is that the RS interview is a disaster from the beginning to end. Being straight is not the only thing he fakes, that interview screams poser from a long distance.

HIs fans accused the interviewer of being a hater but the guy did more than enough not laughing in his face. Everything was calculated and did exactly the opposite effect of what was expected. His pr team is a disaster, but he should know that because without the surprising success of Stitches his career would be over at the very start for the bad plannification (and all that after Life of the party was a sales success that his team was unable to capitalize).

He will crash and burn sooner or later, and people is not that forgivable with artists that sell a good guy image and then everything goes wrong.

Bieber was hated at 15 (the online abuse bordering the bullying), but he was able to redeem himself making an adult album and slowing down his scandals. Shawn is doing exactly the same type of music and at this rate he'll discover like Avril Lavigne that he made his most adult song at 15

[quote]People that can basically ignore or ride the wave of the inevitable gay accusations, like Harry Styles and Justin Bieber, tend to come out the other end with their fan base intact.

Can we please stop using the phrase "gay accusations"? Being a gay isn't a fucking crime, even if Shawn thinks it is.

I'm just surprised Shawn hasn't crashed and burned yet. He got really lucky with that "Senorita" single going #1 last year. If he hadn't had that song, the last album would have been a flop. His luck will run out eventually. With this coronavirus pandemic and his "I hope everyone is good" out of touch bullshit, he's bound to see his next album flop. From there, he will spiral out of control. Plus, Shawn is only 21, whereas Britney didn't meltdown until she was 24 and about six years into her career. We may have prematurely jumped the gun on the timing, but we will be vindicated before long.

Who is the guy with Shawn in this photo? Does anyone know?

Also Blind Gossip totally called this shit for what it is.

R478, that's Camila's dad.

R480 Why are they hosting visitors? The point of a stay at home order is to stay at home. These fuckers are really pissing me off with this whole charade of nonsense. Karma will come to claim these two twats soon enough.

R477, you root for peoples’ bad fortune. Horrible morals. Check yourself

He’s pathetic and will fade away soon but the person I really hate is his racist cunt of a girlfriend.

[Quote] you root for [bold] bad peoples’ misfortune. [/bold]

Fixed it for you. ;)

r480 Maybe Shawn is fucking Camila's dad? Considering how much he loves bottoming for older men it would be a perfect set up for Shawn.

R485 Shawn would have be really fucking desperate to allow himself to get fucked by this. It's like the Cuban version of Lou Pearlman or Harvey Weinstein.

How can he stand to stay at her parent's house. Wouldn't all of them be tired of having this guy around? Wouldn't he be tired of living by their rules? Are they secretly preparing for an engagement? This setup with Shawn and Camila and her parents is so odd. Why did he go home to his family?

r486 I've been sexually frustrated and horny in quarantine. This photo just cured it!

Am I in the wrong for feeling kinda sorry for this dude? I empathize with closet-cases. I've never been one myself but this guy shows some deep rooted self loathing.

It's 2020, he has his own money and isn't that close to his family since he's shaking up with Camila's klan, instead of his own parents. He is wealthy enough to isolate himself from any fallout that could occur form coming out. During the first two albums he probably was forced to sell the straight boy image. Now, he's an established artist. Coming out would hurt his sales with straight fans. But, based on his music taste, straight guys weren't running to Shawn Mendes concerts anyway.

Harry Styles took a massive risk with his image and it turned out that the world could accept a pop star that doesn't play the boy-next-door with a guitar crap. Harry is still the most popular 1D member even with the new androgens clothes and gay-baiting. I'm not going to waste my energy feeling sorry for Shawn. He is a white, male, celebrity. with a couple of million in the bank. He has a ton of options with his life.

But Harry Styles has charisma something Shawn lacks. He made his career playing by the rules and he is not talented enough as musician or singer to take risks.

The problem is if he doesn't take risk his fanbase will grow up and abandon him, so he needs to do a Bieber and grow up to keep his fanbase.

But even Bieber with all the problems he has and had was way more comfortable with himself than Shawn.

Shawn wants to project and image (even beyond the straight facade) that has little to do with himself, and it's even in his songs. He is always the knight in shiny armour who saves the girl and that's frankly laughable

Shawn and Harry have equally limited vocal ranges. Harry struggled through the small belt at the end of "Sign of the Times". He's gotten better but I feel like Shawn could easily take on those notes. Both will be shouting like old ladies in church by their 50s.

But Sign of the times is way out of the limits of Shawn's vocal ability.

Harry has charisma and way more talent than Shawn. He took risks with his albums. The first didn't even have songs ready for radio play. Shawn's songs sound all the same and the theme is always the same.

Harry gives zero fucks about the gay rumours, Shawn has nightmares. One has charisma, the other is boring (even his pr stunt is boring). Maybe the vocal range is similar but the rest is very different

R493 Harry doesn't have zero fucks - it's just he doesn't view them as a negative. He quite clearly cultivates the rumours as he sees them as beneficial to his image/brand.

Points to Harry, because ever since he took that ride on Aaron Roger's meat, he embraced his gay rumors. Time with paranoid Rogers must have been enough for Harry to reject the closet. His 1D millions also helped build his no fucks attitude.

[quote]reject the closet

Oh come on, if he is gay he's still closeted

Yes, but there's a big difference between being in the closet (and even bearding) and hating yourself, and Shawn really has issues

Quarantine uniform

Yesterday r470 demanded that Shawn wear the hairband again, and today he's wearing it.

If he's really responding to DL, what else can we get Shawn to do?

Present hole on TikTok!

I want him to release one of those videos Connor shot of Shawn and Daddy Cez when they were all on tour!

"what else can we get Shawn to do?"

Die in a grease fire?

[Quote] "what else can we get Shawn to do?"

Show hole, come out of the closet and/or seductively grind up on Camila's dad, Harvey Weinstein, for the cameras.

r498 My hip aunt wore that the other day.

[quote]Yes, but there's a big difference between being in the closet (and even bearding) and hating yourself, and Shawn really has issues

That's true, but not what R495 said - they said Harry rejected the closet, which he has not. And frankly, if Shawn is closeting because he has self-hatred issues I'm more sympathetic to that rather than someone closeting for purely commercial reasons.

R499 You're one step away from convincing yourself he's wearing chartreuse.

R498, Shawn's coffee cup says “a cup of LOVE.”

How subtle.

He looks so pissed in that photo. I wonder if he's contemplating what a farce he is. Maybe he's fuming over what we've been writing about here. I'm curious as to what's on his mind, since it's sure to be juicy, whatever it is.

[quote]Shawn's coffee cup says “a cup of LOVE.”

In most of the photos, it looks like a cup of air.

Does Shawn have an OnlyFans?

r510 / r511 Is he trying to look like Timothee Chalamet?

He shouldn't.

No, I think Shawn is trying to look like Kathy Griffin.

He is making his hair a lot fluffier. Maybe Camila styles it for him now.

New pic:

Come on Shawn, show off that booty

now's the time for a new haircut. he should cut it own his own and post it. would do wonders for him during this time.

Even holding the phone looks phony. The coffee cup looks like a prop. They can’t get Starbucks delivered or even fucking McCafe?

R515 looks like he's just seen a brother trying to get an autograph for his sister

[quote]New pic:

Same as the old pics.

Why isn't Camila in any of the recent pics? Is she off with her real boyfriend?

Her pussy must be so sore from being fucked by Shawn all day and night!

[quote]Why isn't Camila in any of the recent pics?

They probably had a fight over who got to use the vibrator.

She’s not with him because they are sick of each other. This is his freedom.

She’s at her klan meeting r521

r521 She doesn't like the way he braids hair lately.

Why is this thread on its way to 600 posts, yet every Connor Jessup & Miles Heizer thread get paywalled after about 150?

I guess our bitchiness delights Muriel

You know mentioning this R527 is more likely to get our thread paywalled than if you just said nothing. We're so close now to 600. Don't jinx us. Thank you.

I don’t understand this thing when you talk about a thread getting paywalled.

Whew his body is filling out sooo nicely! he was looking too skinny before, he's been eating some food while on lockdown

[quote]he's been eating some food while on lockdown

We certainly know what he hasn't been eating.

Zoom session with Connor & the boys:

I guess Shawn wasn't satisfied with the Kathy Griffin look, so he's going for the Columbine School shooter look now.

Or whoever in that Zoom call decided to dress like he's about to shoot up some of Shawn's fans.

They're baaack and the empty mugs too.

They probably realized that they hadn't been photographed together for a while

They aren't even holding hands. Their hands are draped near each other's, but aren't grabbing on. Can they stop this charade already? It's getting absurd.

[quote]They're baaack and the empty mugs too.

Don't they realize they need to hold the mugs upright if they don't want all the coffee to spill out?

Why do you guys think Shawn is gay instead of trans? I can definitely see him transition in the future....

R516: Make it up to the gays Shawn. Show us that ass of yours.

r540 I can see him transitioning too

R541: Maybe when he is a little older he can show it in a movie or tv show.

Maybe if his career starts to tank he will have similar nudes like the great ones Justin Bieber did.

[quote]Maybe if his career starts to tank

I'm pretty sure it's a matter of "when," not "if."

[quote]Maybe when he is a little older he can show it in a movie or tv show.

Yeah, Shawn has said he's interested in going into acting, so hopefully they'll persuade him to show his butt.

[quote]Yeah, Shawn has said he's interested in going into acting,

Based on his unconvincing performance as Camila's loving boyfriend, I don't see much of a future for him as an actor.

He can't even play straight in his personal life, no way he'd be able to make it as an actor. Unless it's for a Ryan Murphy production, where acting talent really doesn't matter.

.......

R547: Well Timothee Chalamet was a total faliure as fake boyfriend and he was nominated to the Oscars and the golden globes

[quote]Shawn has said he's interested in going into acting

Shawn, call me!

Camila has put on weight again.

I won Favorite Male Artist at the Kids' Choice Awards yesterday!

That's nice, Shawn. Get back to me when you've won a single Grammy.

Billie hates his guts

I SO want to fix her hair.

What's the over/under on the number of times they've fucked since being quarantined together?

Zero plus zero is still zero, R557.

Shawn has never even seen a pussy.

Gurl, Shawn would snatch Billy bald if she tried it

R559 That's probably not sure. I'm sure he's accidentally seen his grandma's pussy if he walked in her using the bathroom. Most people have.

[quote]Billie hates his guts

Hm, first time I've liked him.

Billie is a one album wonder, like Lorde.

New video of our daily walk!

I am so proud of her for getting those stretch jeans because them hips were ready to bust out of that denim. Still baffled by these two. What do they do all day, play board games with her parents?

[quote]What do they do all day

Google themselves.

'What do they do all day, play board games with her parents?'

Shame you have never been on a holiday with a partner. You have sex, cook meals together, get drunk, watch movies and TV shows, enjoy the pool and grounds of the villa, read novels, play video games and - in their case - sing together and maybe even compose songs. Plus the usual household stuff like cleaning, washing.

[quote]maybe even compose songs

Hahahahahaha. Only if their Zoom with the actual songwriters is working.

r567 that's the thing though, they are staying with her parents in her family home. So maybe they are free to fuck, but mom and dad are likely quarantining so they are always close by. I know how couples act, I don't know how you handle a month with your girlfriend's parents.

I was wondering when we'd here from the "They're actually fucking!" trolls.

^^ hear from . . .

R552 maybe this time she is pregnant for real LOL

Immaculate conception, R572?

Jesus these frau trolls are delusional.

Good news, though. We'll likely get this thread to a part 2 before it can get paywall locked. Yay!

Muriel, please paywall. Welp Troll thread.

He exhibits a face that I know very well - that of continued recreational use of GHB/GBL.

It affects the eyes just like in those pics.

Of course I have no idea.. just my opinion.

R562: But he likes her so he must be crushed that she obviously doesn't care at all. And she even make a yikes comment on a pic of him and Camila kisses (to be honest it was a very yikes pic)

R576, he already admitted in the Rolling Stone interview that he smokes pot and was tempted to try mushrooms.

His idol is Harry Styles so of course he wants to try mushrooms.

[quote]Muriel, please paywall. Welp Troll thread.

Crazy frau alert. Fiona Fangirl attributes all suggestions that Shawn is gay to the "Welp Troll," who exists only in her own mind.

Billie Eillish hates Shawn but likes Camila.. maybe Billie wants Camila ?? Billie is a dyke, right?

Welp Troll at R581, designating dyke status to yet another young star. Billie has songs about being in love with a boy on her album, bitch.

Well she looks like a dyke.

'Well she looks like a dyke.'

Homophobic cunt

R582 Ricky Martin had songs about banging girls, girls driving him Wild, she bangs and whatnot lol

Camila looks like a dirty girl.

And I’ve been accused of being the “welp troll” once. I started a sentence with “welp,...” It was just that one time, though, so there might be someone who does it all the time?

R586! Does she own a hair brush?

No, R586, the "Welp Troll" is anyone who suggests that Shawn Mendes or Harry Styles or fill-in-the-blank is gay or bearding, as though there's only one poster on all of DL who would dare say such a thing.

Hopefully, that frau won't return before we finish this thread. We're so close now. Just 10 more posts to go until part 2.

All these “musicians” are disgusting. They make Britney Spears look like Bob Dylan.

Shawn is straight and fucks Camila every day. Men are not attractive to him. Shame the OP is so homophobic and thinks he's gay because he has a light voice, is good looking and hugs his male friends (like all millenials used to pre Pandemic).

R586: I think the number of people accused of being the Welp troll is very long (i'm one of them)

R592 I'm another one. She doesn't get this, which is hysterical, in my opinion. Shows how fucking dumb she is.

I've also been accused of being the Welp Troll. This frau is so nuts, she once started a thread asking people to talk about their experiences with the Welp Troll . . . who doesn't exist.

We should start a thread about our experiences with the "Welp Troll" troll. Now that would be a screamer.

I started the part 2 thread.

YAY!

We Got

To The

END :)