The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres 4/15 (a Wednesday)

How quickly they all turned on Denise! Jealous that she had become such a fan favorite after first season or what? Shady Lisa Rinna. Haha

the only thing I'm not looking forward to is Teddi being pregnant. Sorry but the pregnancy storylines especially for the housewives who already have kids are boring.

I never seen so much lip filler in my life!

Kyle's styling in this is NOT appealing. At all.

The black ghetto woman should be shipped to Atlanta. Bravo had to go and be PC and ruin the show.

R5 hi racist. Who are you calling ghetto? With trash like Brandi and Camille on the show?

R5- There is nothing GHETTO about her- Take that shit elsewhere.

On the other hand, I predict she is going to be BORING AS FUCK... Hope I am wrong. It is about time this franchise have an African American..

I have a weird feeling I am going to like Sutton. Is she just a friend?

Who is the black woman?

Does someone reveal that Denise used to be a hooker?

how have some of you never heard of Garcelle Beauvais? She's been a model, actor and tv host in the last 35 years

R9 Your post is the first time I've heard of her.

I'd rather get Corona right in the dickhole than watch this dreck.

Kyle styling herself like she's in the sixties doesn't hide the fact that she's pushing it.

Kyle gets the Maxx for the minimum!

I'll be watching. They annoy me but I like the trips and the clothes.

THANK GOD!

I hate to admit this- I really do- but as an earlier poster said this trailer is better than RHONY's trailer which was just more of the same. This season, this ladies are working hard to keep the show relevant and I'm here for it. I'm looking for the odd things like will Kyle show a little bts of HALLOWEEN KILLS or will it be referenced at all? How well does Garcelle fit in with the group? Will she bring up any references to Models, Inc or the Jaimie Foxx Show? How about her cheating ex husband? This season seems more...real than last season. Also, to R5- take that shit to breitbart and fuck off. Shit's not funny.

God Erika Jane looks hideous - fucking funny as hell that she thinks that's hot.

I am freelance and signed on to hayu and am watching as in lockdown. I love it- so much fun. Does anyone watch Dallas real housewives? Dorinda and her mother? Those girls know how to have fun. And Leeanne was crazy. Lisa Rinna is being a total bitch in that trailer- and they may have fucked but Brandi would probably be making it all sound worse.

R18, You mean Deandra and Momma Dee, not that unpleasant drunk cunt Dorinda (allegedly and all my opinion). (I truly hate RHONY now- last season was it for me) We have the same taste. RHOBH is my all time favorite and Dallas is 2nd. Potomac is 3rd just because it is so NASTY!!! I spray myself in bleach after every episode, and this new season sounds INSANE!

Adrienne's recent plastic surgery in that trailer omg

cat lady is calling

Kim is writing a memoir!

R5, Fox forced me to do that with Garcelle on Models. Inc. too. She was boring as fuck on that show and she'll be boring as fuck as R7 predicts.

this Wednesday, bitches!

For real, Garcelle looks as boring as FUCK. She is going to be a bust. It kind of sucks that they cast her and not someone with a personality.

I am so down for this season.

I hate Rinna. She's so toxic. If I were her kid, I'd be mortified.

Also hate that one with the fake accent. Dorrito.

Why is Brandi back? Bitch looks ooold

I like Denise, even though I sense another side to her personality.

Garcelle Beauvais, why? Zzzzz

This is the only one of the franchise I watch. The rest jumped the shark years and years ago.

tonight's the night!

Rinna is a trendsetter btw. She was using sanitizing wipes on everything before it was cool

Garcelle is such an awful name. Like a female version of Gargamel.

They look SO stupid.

Do they not realize how ridiculous they look?

Sorry, I normally would post in a thread I don’t care about, but when scrolling the topics, the pic at OP just jumped out at me.

*wouldn’t

R27 she's Haitian that's a French derived name

r26 So was Naomi Campbell and she'd posted videos about it.

"Garce" means bitch in French, and -elle can be used to make diminutives. So Garcelle means little bitch.

You know who they should have gotten? Vivica A. Fox, if she lives in LA. I bet she'd be interesting.

so glad LVP is gone

[quote]how have some of you never heard of Garcelle Beauvais? She's been a model, actor and tv host in the last 35 years.

My cable system doesn't have BET.

R35 nice try but she's been in tv shows on non-cable networks too

Sutton should have been an official housewife, not just a friend. She has a judgy, pretentious bitchy attitude that is perfect for reality tv

she's like the southern version of Camille

loved the scene with Rinna trying on the crown and the producers softly played LVP talking about how heavy the crown is then Rinna in her confessional says it's not heavy.

producers are forever pissed at LVP for messing up last season by holding things up, stopping filming with the others then not appearing at the reunion

Kyle is styled like that because she was in the Halloween remake and they gave her bangs.

why did it take Erika so many seasons to reveal she worked as a gogo dancer for 2 years when she moved to NYC at age 18?

I mean no one is shocked.

Kyle looks awful. And the clothes she "designed" are dreadful. They look like cheap knockoffs of 1980s Versace sold at T. J. Maxx.

One of the housewives said in an interview that the show is only going to show "the trip of the iceberg about Denise. If you knew the whole story you would be REALLY scandalized."

I assume this is about being whore. Maybe even more?

I found it really funny when Kyle described her design process. "I just take pictures of things I like and send them to her and she sends me a sample." So your design is taking pictures with your iphone and sending them. You are not a designer, you are a snap chat user.

R42 That's like when Adrienne Maloof "designed" her shoes by putting a pile of shoes she'd bought on a table and saying, "This is the kinda stuff I like."

the maloof hoof? I WILL SUE YOU!

Kyle has NEVER had any taste in clothing.

What a stupid indulgence that she would pretend to be a fashion designer.

Well, in fairness, that stripper pretends to be a singer . . .

I find it odd that Kyle would not have worked or come to Dorit for advice since Dorit legitimately has experience in fashion.

when Erika said all she knows how to do is dance and sing I fucking howled

when have we ever heard her sing? I'm not talking about the talk-singing she does in her lame dance songs. We've never heard her really sing

this is audio from her first performance as Roxie Hart. Very thin voice. She's basically talking and occasionally shouting in key. Is she tone deaf? no but she only "holds" 2 tiny notes and she just barely accomplishes that both times. Clearly she's not some good singer, never mind great.

Erika is clearly another failed attempted entertainer who is using the housewives' show to live as much of her childhood dream as possible. All thanks to the bankrolling of her husband.

Wow that was horrible. Erika is off key when she tries to sing. Kyles show was tragic. Sutton I'm here for her. She looks like a drunk too, skinny legs and a thick mid section.

So the big secret with Denise is she had an affair with Brandi??? WTF. Random.

r47 I am not an Erika stan but she has had eight number ones on the billboard dance charts - before she ever got on Housewives. Granted she is a product of producers and financed by her husband but in the grand scheme of music she is not much worse than today's pop stars.

[quote] "I'd love to say thank you to my new best friends," she says. "Some of them, not so much."

Huh?

R49 which means she can't sing

if you have the financial backing, it's much easier to get your songs played at clubs. It's a corrupt business. I'm sure her husband bribed plenty of clubs

meanwhile, Rinna is a better singer than Erika. Here she was several years ago performing the same number

R52 Hi RInna!

Who's the cunt friend of Rinna's who dresses like an aged out whore and thinks she's some kind of fashion expert?

OMG I nearly choked when Sutton put on that awful Dolce & Gabanna number at the D&G apt. Her body was all wrong for it and she is 40 years too old to be wearing shit like that.

That Sutton woman is one nasty, clueless bitch.

I think Garcella's gonna be boring.

Kyle was so attractive at the beginning of the series. Now look at her. She looks like a plastic surgery 80s nightmare. And I swear, the first time I saw Erika Jayne on the show, I thought she was a drag queen who was a friend to Rinna. I was surprised to learn she was female.

Kyle's hair looks awful this season. What was she thinking?

And I loathe the talentless gold digger Erika, but has she lost a little weight?

r58

she blamed it on filming the new Halloween movie

[quote] That Sutton woman is one nasty, clueless bitch.

She is the real-life Edina Monsoon. The only difference is she switched out Lacroix for Dolce & Gabanna...

Did you all notice Sutton's body? Bird legs and alcohol bloated mid section. I mean she would look like any Florida Trailer Park woman if she wasn't all dolled up. I could see her with a cig butt dangling from her lips and a can of Old Milwaukee in her hand, house dress or tank top and cut off shorts.

All of these shows are scripted. What's the point of watching?

Sutton should have been made a full timer rather than friend.

R61 LOL! So true! If she hadn't married well, she'd be in the backwoods of Kentucky makin' a midnight trip to the 7-11 to get more Kools and Budweiser.

R55 you mean 50 not 40

Sutton looks like Ramona's long lost sister.

Garcelle apparently gets into it with Kyle this season or at least comes away with a very large dislike for her - and she counts Erika and Denise as her friends. They clearly are doing a hatchet job on Denise from the start making her look like a bitch to the waiter and then ignoring Erika's advice. My feeling is she won't get a lawyer because Sheen will expose her in court. Rumor is she was a very high priced escort who got pregnant from Sheen and he ended up marrying her. It's the reason she took all the kids, even Brooke Mueller's when she went into rehab. Charley told her to. Charley wrote her a fat check. She needs to keep him happy and silent.

His name is Charlie, r67, and no one made her look any kind of way.

R61 - I noticed that about Sutton's physique. Is that - super skinny limbs and a very "Study"/bloated torso - a sign of alcohol abuse?

r68 Hi Charlie!

Saw Erica in Chicago. Went in thinking she should be great - perfect for the role. Boy, was I wrong! She couldn't sing it at all (I was actually surprised) and her dancing with as good as most of the celebrity Roxies who have gone in the role...mediocre at best. And played Erica Jayne...not Roxie. Was really disappointed

R71 You're not getting your money back.

Rinna didn't look half bad

[quote]why did it take Erika so many seasons to reveal she worked as a gogo dancer for 2 years when she moved to NYC at age 18?

Because it might come out that she was also a high-priced prostitute as well?

I can't believe that Mauricio was high as a kite at the company party at his home. He comes across as highly unprofessional. Why would anyone hire him to sell their expensive property?

Did you notice the very hot younger guy next to him at the party? Rumor is Mauricio likes da mens as well.

I was surprised they came right out and said Mauricio was drunk AND high at his event. He was also super stoned during a dinner on one of their recent trips (last season?). I guess Mauricio likes his weed.

Come on over, Mauricio. I have lots of weed and I'm way more fun than Kyle.

r76 recreational marijuana is legal in CA. So being high is like being tipsy.

As soon as Mauricio hung up the phone with Kyle, some girl asked him if he was ready for a massage, and he said, "It's always time for a massage."

You know he fucked somebody at that party. Lots of hot young agents there. I bet he's fucking that hot young guy who was standing next to him during his speech.

[quote]Rumor is Mauricio likes da mens as well.

If they are trannies. Because THAT is the rumor.

R71 just curious-going in what made you think Erika would be good as Roxie? Yes she enjoys the camp aspects of performing but we've never heard her really sing. Usually if someone only talk-sings it means he/she can't sing because there'd be no reason not to show off a nice voice

I'm liking Mauricio now that I know he likes the weed

go to 37:10 in this video you can see and hear Erika performing as Roxie on Wendy WIlliams...very weak

I thoughts was a good choice casting-wise (she looked the part) and from everything I had seen of her on the Housewives, I assumed she could sing and dance enough to pull it off, I also had read she had studied musical theatre after high school and had moved to NY to pursue a career in it - so thought I would give her the benefit of the doubt and hoped that she would be great!

[quote] I also had read she had studied musical theatre after high school and had moved to NY to pursue a career in it

As a stripper.

R74 Fuck you! My parties are AMAYSSSING!

Wait... is Denise out? Did she really quit?

OH MY GOD R85, I have not seen the premiere yet but is Mauricio still saying that everything is AMAY-ZEENG??

He has dead eyes and everything is AMAY-ZEENG.

I actually really enjoyed this episode I like Sutton a lot and can’t wait to see some bitchiness

Was Garcelle boring as my grandpa's balls??

I still think she is going to be as boring as SHIT..

(have not seen first episode)

But she's already coming for Kyle in the press... so I am like, was I WRONG about this bitch???

It DOES seem like Denise pissed off the ladies AND production... There is a clear beeline to this bitch...

This is surprising me- she was SO chill last season. So likable.....

What’s with Kyle’s old Chinese lady clothing line?

r78 she said is it time for shots? Not massages.

I enjoyed the first episode.

I ended up liking Garcelle so far ( I said she would end up being as boring as fuck)

For some reason, I enjoyed Dorit!

Erika and Lisa were fine. Erika actually seemed happy for once.

Teddy was a snore as usual.

Denise seemed bitchy right out of the gate, like she had already checked out... I still like how down to earth she is.

Sutton has REAL money and could have been a great addition as she seems like a real CUNT. This bitch could be at war with any of these women...

The biggest shocker. Kyle.... I have ALWAYS liked Kyle- Year in and year out. The only time I did not like Kyle was when I felt she treated Carlton like absolute garbage.

However, Kyle was a raging BITCH this entire episode... She seemed like a different person altogether.. Weird..

And I agreed with everything Dorit said about how she was handling her bullshit "fashion line"... I don't blame the pink haired runway organizer for not wanting to be near her.

(And did anyone notice the Halloween theme playing at the end of the show during the runway scene ( last 2-3 minutes if show)

[quote]The only time I did not like Kyle was when I felt she treated Carlton like absolute garbage.

Haha, I totally blamed Carlton in that case. I just saw that season for the first time and she lives to be offended.

Kyle: "Why was Carlton so offended when I briefly thought her pentagram was a Jewish star? Is she bigoted against Jews or something?"

Carlton: "Accusing someone of bigotry is absolutely disgusting! Kyle is a bigot who hates me just because I'm Wiccan!"

Carlton was probably the worst casting choice BH producers ever made

At least Carlton was crazy.

The first season of Atlanta had someone so boring I forget her name.

The way Kyle treated Carlton at the reunion was an abomination. Sorry, I did like Carlton. She actually did have a heart. Even Andy Cohen said that Carlton did not get a fair shake at all...

But yeah, Kyle was a straight up CUNT on the first episode. And not even entertaining like, Slutton Mutton.

I've always thought Kyle was trash after she lunged at her sister in the limo and screamed, "YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC!" on camera.

R98, Nah, that was years of anger. One of the best episodes of all time. Great finale..

Neither of them must be a picnic. But can imagine having a sister like Kim?

I wish season 1 was streaming somehwere... I may even buy it

Season 1 is streaming on Hayu.

As the new season gets under way, I just wanted to remind everyone that KYLE AND MAURICIO STOLE MY HOUSE!

Never forget.

anyone here planning on buying Kim's upcoming memoir?

Do you know how much meth and booze that house could have bought? DO YOU??????

Do any of you SLUT PIGS know? ANY OF YOU?????

Why would I waste my beautiful mind on a thing like that r103

All of the Real Housewives shows stream on Hulu. I’ve been watching Beverly Hills and New York through this. Something about seeing these whores fight over trivial things is oddly comforting.

It really is comforting to watch this franchise.

The underrated season is DEFINITELY Season 6- with Amsterdam.

Kim was a MONSTER that season and it was brilliant.

Loved the card game episode at Eileen's. Kim was FUCKED UP!

It is really comforting to watch this franchise.

I also love Seasons 5 and 6 of RHONY. However, ALL of RHOBH is great to rewatch-

I thought Brandi was back this season? What happened?

Speak for yourself, I’m not watching another season of these valid lizard faces team up on their next victim.

I’m team LVP and we don’t care what you think

R7 Sutton was originally main cast but was already demoted to friend

R109 later on as a friend

"Friend" doesn't mean what they think it does.

Dr. Paul Nassif is expecting his first child with his new wife. His kids with Adrienne are all teens now

I haven't watched yet. I hear Farrah and Mo are still a thing (I'm rooting for them, fuck Kyle). Any good "caught on camera" moments with those two?

When Dorit lies , her eyes bulge out of her head , like the picture in the link.

Erika must have been told she needed to give more or get dumped from the show, because she’s displaying some emotion this year

next episode looks hilarious

Teddi back to her overly sensitive crybaby ways

Denise's husband is so hot

Anyone needing to find something to binge at the moment should check out RHO-Melbourne - it's hilarious.

denise is so zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Awful tacky how she keeps referring to her man's big dik, like thaats all he has goin on for himself...she a dumb fucker

Sutton is no fun, label queen, she wont be back,

R121, His looks and dick IS all he has going for him. He seems dumber than a sack of hammers, but so does she.

Don't like Sutton at all. She has no redeeming qualities. She reminds me of that awful Dana with the expensive sunglasses.

The Vulture recap suggested Sutton would be a better fit in New York. I tend to agree. The Beverly Hills ladies are more passive aggressive, whereas the New York women are just aggressive. I could see Sutton fitting in better there. Kelly Dodd would make a great NY Housewife too.

I don't like Sutton at all as a person but her bitchiness and pretentiousness is needed in this group

I agree Sutton is horrible but deserves to be there

so apparently Dorit's new house is in Encino. What's that town like?

It's a wealthy enclave right? It sounds tacky as hell

I love that producers are making Dorit and PK talk about their finances

I mean who's shocked the home is in Dorit's name only? Of course PK probably has horrible credit now

Dorit is so pretty ...I don't get why she is with a schlub like PK? She could do much better and land herself a hot, rich, man. Of course PK probably worships her cuz he knows he never do any better than her.

Is RH of Melbourne available on streaming??? That was the best RH franchise with Gamble, Gina, Pettiflour, Jackie --just a ton of crazy.

R130 Pee Kay gave Dorito access to money, celebrities, and Hollywood glamour. She's willing to close her eyes and put her head in his lap twice a year for that.

[quote]anyone here planning on buying Kim's upcoming memoir?

Escaping from Bitch Mountain?

I hope she titles it either "You Stole My Goddamn House," "I Love Turtles," or "Slut Pig."

r127, Encino is "The Valley" (short for the San Fernando Valley) that's often referred to disparagingly by people who live on the Westside of Los Angeles (Beverly Hills, Bel Air, Century City, Brentwood, Pacific Palisades, etc.). Encino, along with Sherman Oaks and Studio City are the more wealthy neighborhoods of the Valley. A lot of industry people live in those areas, especially in the hills. Kyle also lives in Encino now.

R131- I love RHOM and the cancelled Sydney so much, that I purchased an all Region DVD player and ordered all the DVD's from Australia!!!

Sydney was a SECOND TO NONE experience.

When do they announce that Denise was banging Brandi? It seems like it’s going to be a lot of build up and then Denise will deny it. These shows always have fake story lines.

Puppygate was literally lifted from an Ellen Degenerate show.

r138 kind of - the one on Ellen did not end up in a kill shelter.

As if anyone would buy Kyle’s clothes! She tipped her hand when she said she wanted them in hotel gift shops. That sounds about right

The show has an edgier look this year, they spiced up the editing or something.

Sutton in that white top at her store's opening, back fat for days. She's clueless, it looked awful.

Poor Teddy, she's out of her league with these women.She doesn't look good with too much make up, she's a natural girl, not a circus clown.

Denise's life looks plain hard. She has a lot on her plate with three kids, one disabled.She's down to earth and practical, it must be annoying hanging out with a bunch of shallow painted drama queens.

I'm looking forward to their trip to Rome. RHoBH takes far better trips than other franchises.

I was totally thinking Sutton would fit in better in New York than Beverly Hills. Though I'll be surprised if she even makes it to a second season of BH.

r141 don't feel too bad for her, she got 3 million to do the show.

Yeah Sutton would be amazing on New York! Four of these bitches are cancers it’s crazy town.

I'm about 2-3 seasons behind. If I start on the newest one, will I still get the gist of the bitchery?

I need some mindless TV time.

You don’t need a recap. Lisa Vanderpump is gone and they don’t really have any storylines from the past. I think it’s much better than New York, which is a tragic freak show. These women seem to like each other.

R146 Thanks!!

R146 BH is LEAGUES better than NYC this year omg the difference is so sstark

the most hilarious moment of the episode this week for me was seeing flashback 2004 of Erika. She was in her 30s there but looked almost 45. Now she's late 40s and with the makeover and loads of plastic surgery she looks younger than 15 years ago. She lucked out with Tom's money. She was on her way to aging quite poorly but now she's preserved.

The editing is vicious this year I'm loving it! And yeah the RHONY is abysmally boring.

BH is the only franchise that I still enjoy. I stopped watching OC and Atlanta a couple years ago. I'm trying to get through the new season of NYC, but I don't know if I can make it to the end. The loss of Bethenny was a fatal one, I fear.

NY has always been my favorite, but I agree it's badly in need of a reboot. BH has stayed fresh because they've gradually replaced so much cast over the years. NY has had various cast members come and go, but Ramona, Sonja, and Luann should have been phased out a long time ago.

r151 agreed. They need to lose (as much as i love her) Dorinda, Sonja, Ramona and Lu-man. Keep the new girl and the Tins and get 4-5 women in their 30s and 40s. No one wants to see a drunk Sonja at 70 with her shaved pussy.

Sonja doesn't shave her pussy!

R153 Only trophy wives shave their pussies!

NY has definitely lost its mojo. Who wants to see a bunch of seniors gasp at the mere mention of tattoos? Who cares that LuAnn has a cabaret show or that Dorinda drinks too much? It’s been shown over and over again and is not interesting.

For Beverly Hills, I hope they push the envelope and acknowledge that Denise had an affair with Brandi.

r155 Honestly I don't think she did. Brandi has been using made out and hooked up interchangeably. My guess is maybe they made out a few times but not an actual bush bumping scissor sister affair.

Are middle aged single NYC men really as creepy as the RHONY depicts? Are middle aged since NYC women that desperate?

I think they went all the way. Denise’s husband is cute but he reeks of arranged marriage for her to be on the show. The woman was married to Charlie Sheen and started as an escort, like Erika Jayne.

How many of the BH Housewives stared as prostitutes?

It wasn't just Denise.

There is Erika -- who is still a prostitute.

And Camille.

Who else?

Kim Richards when she was a kid.

Kyle was prostituted out by her mother, that is how she got pregnant by an Indonesian man who didn't speak a word of English. Her mother thought she sold her to a rich family but turned out not to be.

I was one of the highest-paid prostitutes in the world. Charlene wrote a song about me.

OMG! How could I forget the Dutch Hooker?

She was a prostitute who fucked that hideous Mohamed Hadid for cash.

LVP was supposed to have been a high class call girl, that was what Cederic had on her.

what about LVP? Remember she was a wannabe, struggling actress who couldn't even make it in the UK. She only had sporadic appearances in an episode here, episode there and some new wave music videos before Ken. Then after being with him she was able to appear sporadically in some random episodes of US shows

Where is Kingsley?

I will never forget Dorit saying she would do anything for a $15,000 Birkin bag. A purse! Too much.

Did anyone else notice what Sutton said during her dinner with Kyle?

"I feel like Rumpelstiltskin. I'm just waking up."

RIP VAN WINKLE, you dumb alcoholic-bellied cunt!

"I also feel like Rapunzel; I've just been awoken from sleep by a kiss."

What Sutton should have said:

This glorious Dolce and Gabanna number makes me feel like Quasimodo.

Welcome to Sutton: The Boutique! We have curated an amazing assemblage of things you'll want to buy, all pulled together with whimsy and a lack of thought! We have:

One dress A bracelet A ring A wallet A copy of "The Help" A tiara Three bittplug of varying sizes A collection of vases, aging with antiquity that we bought off eBay A painting by Antoine DiGiorgio Pressman, a graduate of Ft. Lauderdale's Art Institute A paper wristband from Factory, circa 1998 And more! Shop to your hearts delight! (We also have a web presence available via MySpace!)

Like Kyle's shop - which she ended up closing.

Did Kyle's store close?

It was so tacky.

The shade of it all

I can't wait for Teddie's accountability coach summit!

Here's a link to Sutton's store. It says established 1971.

She has some interesting things but I was struck by the poor quality of some of the photography on various pages.

She has three kids, 12, 15, and 17.

Her home in Bel Aire. I think I like this woman and her thick waistline. In spite of her pretensions she's pretty down to earth.

Her home looks comfortable and cozy, not over the top like Lisa V's.

“Watching TV is my favorite pastime.” Oh honey

R179 Is that where she learned about Rumpelstiltskin awakening from a 100-year sleep?

Kyle seems like a real cunt this season. Letting her true colors show.

Kyle is at her best when she’s being a cunt-remember what she was like in seasons 1 and 2. Considering the viper’s nest she was born into and the nastiness of her sisters and niece, it would seem to be that cuntiness is her natural, “real” state.

R181. Honestly, I have enjoyed Kyle from the beginning. ALWAYS. This season? What the FUCK??? Could she have hided that she is a cunt for 10 YEARS??

No. So I am waiting to see if she uncunts.

Honestly, seeing Denise's tweets and shit- she truly sounds like a CUNT and that she has so much to hide. Pathetic. And she is so likable, that I STILL dig her.

Denise, Brandi IS hot sometimes (looking freaky lately)

Sweetheart you have good taste.

OWN it. You could have been the STAR of this show, actually. And now you sound like a real loser, liar, and douche.

And even then, I still root for you! That's charisma baby!!!

[quote]Could she have hided that she is a cunt for 10 YEARS??

Oh, dear.

Kyle's stores are all done. Not sure what happened but Alene too has scrubbed any reference to Kyle on her webiste, the BH store is closed and the other pop ups are now called the shoe box.

Kyle fixded my hamburder!

HID!!!!! Oh my god R184. I am appalled at MYSELF!!!!!!

I still love Erika I always have.

Mauricio probably got the bill for $250,000 and pulled the plug on Kyle’s fashion folly.

Were the Richards sisters including Kathy Hilton groomed to be child prostitution whores?

Read House of Hilton r189. Big Kathy taught Paris how to suck dick using a banana.

She forced them into marriages with wealthy men. I think the real issue with the three Richards sisters is that Kyle was always the poorest and least famous sibling of the three, and now she is the richest and the most famous. Remember Kim was a big child star in the 70s and both of her husbands were rich, and Kathy nabbed a Hilton heir.

r190 YES! House of Hilton - if you want any insight into Kyle Kim and Kathy you have to read this book. Big Kathy - the mom Kyle cries over was a horrible human being, leaving Kim and Kyle's father because he was poor (in her eyes) for a more wealthy man (who possibly abused them). Kim was her favorite because she was bringing in the cash, until Kathy landed Rick Hilton. All Big Kathy would talk about was how her daughter was going to marry a Hilton. Then Kim landed a billionaire but that ended quickly. Poor Kyle, Big Kathy set he up with an Indonesian man she thought was from rich family. Kyle got pregnant but when Big Kathy learned they were not so rich she cut it off. Kyle was set to marry a Michael Tuck a KCBS news anchor who was some 20 years older than her. Rick was going to lose his top agent Mauricio Umansky to being deported so Kathy invited Kyle down to Mexico to hook her up with Mauricio, they were married in a weekend.

This is the first season where Camille is nowhere to be seen. I wonder what happened?

I'm also surprised that Yolanda never came back. I thought for sure that she'd need the money once David Foster dumped her for a younger woman. She produced some awful modeling competition show, but the ratings were so low that it was cancelled mid-season.

Yolonda lives off her kid's money now. Oh and her fake illness.

Brandi, Camille and Kim return later in the season

Camille seems like a special needs person in hair and makeup. She literally has nothing interesting to say.

Sutton writes for right wing rags, exposing the #metoo movement. She's vile.

R196 Yep, she's a cunt all right.

Go back to sleep, Rumpelstiltskin.

R192 I'm sure Yoyo would love to come back, but 1) she no longer lives in California, and 2) no doubt the producers wouldn't have her back on a bet!

Crazy Camille

Camille does seem a bit special needs now that you mention it. They can be cunts too I used to know a bitch with Down’s syndrome.

Sutton sure has some ugly kids. Her ex must be hideous.

What is the insinuation about Dorit and PK? That they are in debt and don’t really have any money?

Or they have money but are hiding it from creditors?

r202/203 both - Dorit and PK are said to owe 1 million in back taxes as well as a 2-3 million dollar gambling load to a casino. Dorit's fashion lines have all lost money and she owes partners and manufacturers. They bought their Beverly hills house for 5 mil, tried to flip it for 10, ended up selling for 6.5 ish - after closing and interest payments plus commissions they probably made 2-300K. They bought the Encino house for 6 mil. Whoever is loaning them money must be high.

She may be broke but at least Dorit knows how to have a damn fashion show. Kyles lack of professionalism was disgusting.

Dorit is from Connecticut. Her parents might have money

They seem shady. He reeks of drugs and gambling debt. No wonder Camille sees her as a target since Camille has millions from her divorce.

well you know Boy George sure as hell doesn't enough money to lend them

droit and Sutton can ride away into the label queen sunset never to be seen again.

Anybody notice how Dorit's accent doesn't seem to be as pronounced this season?

R210 she must have misplaced it during the move

[quote]Anybody notice how Dorit's accent doesn't seem to be as pronounced this season?

Funny how the threat of bankruptcy has knocked that pretentious accent right out of her.

Is anyone weirded out by Erika and her relationship? She cried in the last episode and they hugged and it looked so awkward—as if a work colleague started crying and you have to hug them to be nice. They interact so formally together like they barely know each other. Is this a business arrangement or lavender marriage?

I’ve been rewatching seasons 1 and 2 on Twitter.

Scheana from Vanderpump Rules is in the background of multiple scenes with LVP, sitting next to her, etc. It seems like they were trying to find a way to use her on the show before Vanderpump Rules came around.

I find Taylor to be even more manipulative than I remember, to the point where it wouldn’t shock me to find out she exaggerated or made up the abuse claims against Russell. She is ice cold at the reunion. It feels odd.

Kim’s daughters look just like her. What happened to her gross boyfriend Ken from season 2, the one Brandi said looked like a gay bull mastiff.

Brandi is more sympathetic in season 2. Her gross behavior in seasons 4 and 5 negated any goodwill toward her. She’s also broke. She has to borrow homes to “host “ parties.

Camille never should have come back last season. Her two season run was perfect because she thoroughly redeemed herself in season 2.

Lisa’s first house is even tackier than the one she bought later.

Any gay or bisexual rumors about Denise’s husband Aaron Poppers?

Gawd I hope so!

I love this season so far. Garcelle and Sutton are good additions (even though I personally don't like Sutton, she's good at bringing the drama). Their reactions to Teddi are gold lol

Why is Teddi always such a bitch?

Teddi has the combo of being celebrity spawn + formerly fat so she's really insecure. She doesn't attack people to feel better about herself like some other insecure people do but she's ultra sensitive. She's forever in that mode of expecting people to judge and put her down based on her past so she's just ultra-defensive. Remember that story she told last year of moving to LA originally trying to be an actress but was told she had to lose weight and developed an eating disorder? Then she got fat before gaining control of her body. She feels the pressure of "achieving something" and not just being known as the daughter of John Mellancamp

But is going on a reality show the way to heal yourself? None of these women seem like they have confidence. The only ones who did - Bethenny and LVP - moved on.

R220 no absolutely not lol. Reality tv seems to attract some of the most insecure people out there. I think Teddi like the rest of them wanted to achieve some degree of fame. Obviously it'll never be anything like what her father did but it's still something for her. These people want the fame but they aren't always ready for the criticism that comes with it

R193 Yeah, Yolanda and her children moved to Pennsylvania and bought a 70 acre farm with a really nice house on the property.

Her children are taking care of her now. She's lucked out, she has two successful daughters in showbiz making insane amounts of money and they are willing to take care of and support their mother financially.

That doesn't happen to everyone, so Yolanda has it made in the shade. No worries for her.

At least when it comes to money anyway.

They are also famous for being a “real housewife,” which is kind of poser famous. That must breed a lot of insecurities since the producers want you to get drunk, fight and make a fool of yourself. But they seem to like it even if they are D list.

They are the modern day Zsa Zsa Gabors. If the RHOBH existed in the 60s and 70s, she definitely would've been a cast member on this franchise. She was basically made for a series like this.

She was a Hollywood socialite/actress/TV personality who was glamorous married well and often. And very social in Tinseltown. As well as materialistic flashy and bombastic.

These housewives shows basically breeds mini Zsa Zsa Gabors. That's why she would've been perfect for something like this. I'm sure she would've done it, especially for the money.

[quote] Her children are taking care of her now.

So basically Yolanda uses her kids as a meal ticket now instead of her husband. How wonderful.

R225 There her children, what's wrong with them taking care of there own mother? Lots of children do it when they become successful and wealthy. Especially in Hollywood and professional sports.

It's not like she has a man bankrolling her. Those are her kids that she carried for 9 months and gave birth to. I don't see the problem. It must be an empowering experience to be able to look after there mother.

Yes it was smart of Yolanda to move to Lyme central in the northeast.

R226, learn something basic grammar. Your there/their/they’re differentiation is completely non-existent.

R226, YoYo never took care of those kids. She had an army of nannies feeding them and changing their diapers, while she was off in the South of France doing what bored trophy wives do.

Yoyo had to fuck that hideous lizard Mohammed Hadid. That seems like penance enough.

Yolanda's new home. She also has a new boyfriend and an apartment in Manhattan. Good for her.

R231 There she is, out cavortin' in the dirt, hopin' to get Lyme disease again so she can go on TV and talk about her struggles.

A lifestyle, all paid for by her rich celebrity kids.

What is this moochy munchy Michael Hausen disease? I have the disease of the limes, my love!

Yolanda’s only accomplishment on housewives was being an even bigger frau than Kyle. You’d think a retired yacht girl with her budget could have served us something more fun than swanning around that dumb fake vegetable fridge in white jeans (like some sort of mommy influencer from Salt Lake City); making cow eyes at an increasingly disinterested David Foster; and then her “so tender to the touch” foray into middle-aged lady hypochondria.

That season with Yolanda, Kim and Brandi where Rinna broke the glass on the table in Amsterdam is still the best season ever of BH.

R236- my favorite.

What does Lisa Rinna sell? She seems crazy

They need more ex soap stars on RHOBH, they’re all crazy.

I’d love to see Hunter Tylo. She has a ton of drama in her personal life, way too much plastic surgery and Rinna took her job on Melrose Place.

Rinna wells women’s clothes on QVC, I thought dusters were her thing.

They need to add a Jessica Simpson? Mix it up

Lisa Rinna sells ugly clothes on QVC - super ugly tops for 15.95. Sad.

And the bitch is loaded because of it r241.

She knows her limitations as an actress, so she will do anything to keep her family from losing their lifestyle -QVC, Depends Commercials, Housewives.... she knows she won’t be driving a Tesla and living in the Hills off Harry’s income as a TV guest star. His last regular gig was Mad Men and that was years ago. And that’s also why she pushes those horrible daughters, to set them up financially.

It’s that same sort of stage mother grit that Kris Jenner has.

Rinna's clothes look like something seen in a discount bin at WalMart.

Please, not Hunter Tylo, R39! She is painful to look at nowadays. Rinna's mouth is bad but Tylo fucked up her entire face.

Rinna and Harry’s children are whiny.

r239 oh yes, not only did Rinna take her job, she sued Spelling (and won) and had Rinna testify because she got pregnant on Melrose Place and was not fired! I happen to know Tylo, some real tragedy in her life with her daughter and her rare eye cancer, her son drowned in their pool, then there is this fun one.

In May 2008, Tylo filed a restraining order against boyfriend Corey Cofield, claiming that he had acted violently towards her and her children.

Shortly after the death of her mother, Joanne Hunter, on November 29, 2009, Tylo married Gersson Archila in a secret ceremony in Las Vegas, Nevada.[9] The marriage was annulled on August 30, 2018 due to Court findings of Gersson being of poor moral character; 3 convicted counts of spousal abuse, auto theft, drug paraphernalia, misrepresentation by false identity, and hiding a criminal past.

Hylo must be very punchable. Didn't she have another husband fired from one of the Bell soaps because he was violent toward her abd didn't she also claim that Kimberlin Brown, who played Sheila, attacked her?

Michael Tylo, no he was fired because he was a horrible actor. He was very controlling though. Tylo filmed some miniseries in India and while filming had an affair with a stuntman. Let me back up though. Kimberlin Brown - now there is life imitating art. Why was she so good at Shelia, because she was not acting. Brown on Y&R was not very well-liked. She would make and dump friends with the cast as she climbed her way up the cast list. She would demand to be treated just like Melody Thomas Scott and when she wasn't would curse out a bitch. When she was shuffled from Y&R to B&B it was a big secret. Only a handful of people knew. Kimberlin felt like she was picked to saved B&B and only inflated her ego. The cast welcomed her and being a smaller cast she had less chances to piss of people and not be seen as a bitch. She quickly tried to BFF Katherine Kelly Lang but Katherine was not really into it, so she zeroed in on Hunter Tylo. Tylo and Brown became BFFs overnight, so did their husbands. They both decided to move to Nevada and commute to LA. Then when Hunter had the affair, Brown turned on her and chose Michael Tylo. She would testify that Hunter was an unfit mother when Michael was trying to get the kids. Brown turned pure evil on Tylo. The problem was, Michael and Hunter reconsiled for a bit and that left Kimberlin out in the cold.

Rinna's daughters aren't even 1/100th as successful as Yolanda's daughters. They are never going to happen.

Poor Kyle and her hideous offspring.

I personally don't want more actresses on this show. I like having more wannabes/socialites who aren't as camera-trained

I like Denise but don't find her to be good for a reality tv format. You can tell she's just doing it for money and doesn't really give a shit about entertaining anyone. She obviously already had the fame before this

most of the others on here either are has-beens or never-weres who desperate crave fame and will act like the biggest assholes to get it

even ex-housewife LVP who likes to pretend she's above all the petty drama on Vanderpump Rules and gets to play HBIC there loves this attention. She would never have left this show if last season she had been allowed to sit back yet again and laugh at the others tearing each other apart. She just can't take the heat herself

r251 agreed, there is something about rich people, they want to be famous too and will be messier. Fun fact, Rinna was going to be a Housewife on season 1 but the producers felt they didn't want a cast full of actresses as they already had Kim and Kyle.

R252 LVP and Camille had also done some acting prior to this show, though nothing on the scale of Kim and Kyle

Taylor and Adrienne were the only non-actresses in the first season

[quote]LVP and Camille had also done some acting prior to this show, though nothing on the scale of Kim and Kyle

Yes, Camille is an EGOT winner. Here is her Oscar winning performance.

Nicole Richie's mom, and Lionel's ex, Brenda Richie might be good on the show. Remember, she was arrested for kicking the shit out of Lionel and his mistress. She is also good friends with Kathy Hilton and the Jackson family.

It’s sad to me that young girls aspire to be like these women: on TV, in debt and fighting over banal made up dramas.

No, you girls want Kylie Jenner level wealth and reality TV Stardom. It use to be about wanting to be a successful acclaimed serious actress. Now everyone just wants to be a famous socialite/influencer famous for being famous, and as well known as Kim Kardashian or Beyonce.

And we basically have Paris Hilton for creating this phenomenon in the early 2000s. Society has been going to shit ever since.

But we all still watch it. Because most people live very dull boring lives. The old saying is, if you can't have it, watch people who do. And that's what everyone is doing. Deep down inside, people want a degree of what a lot of these reality TV people have but don't. So they live vicariously through them via reality TV and Instagram etc.

"No, young girls."

^^^^^What I really meant.

And married to gay men!

Sorry but I don’t want a camera filming me being drunk or attacked at a dinner party. Don’t people hate watch because they love to see washed up women in catfights?

TONIGHT, Teddi vs Sutton is ON!

Fucking Teddi

I’m watching old seasons on Hulu and David Foster is the worst human being.

When the Dutch Hooker had her tit implants removed, she groggily asked him to call LVP, which he did. He then jokingly told LVP that Ken had bigger tits than Yolanda now! What an asshole.

Funny how he divorced her soon after her yabbos were diluted.

How long are we going to have to suffer through this useless Sutton cunt?

I hope it's not a fake out, like the time editing looked like Tom was kicking Kathryn out of Erika's party because the preview showed him arguing with her and then getting out of his seat, saying "You need to leave" but, in the actual epusude, he's saying that to LVP, who was about to leave before Kathryn started yammering again, and he was just saying that to walk LVP to the door. A big Ole nothing.

the audio is off... I hate that

Teddy is a punching bag. She should bitch slap Sutton hard across the face and kick her hard in the cooter when she is down on the ground.

I like watching Teddi being upset. She’s such a loser how is that bitch an accountability coach? Does she cry if you don’t do your excercise?

Why is teddi even on the show? She already had a privileged life, she needed the fame too?

Sutton too. If you already gave money, you'd think these people would want to be left the fuck alone. I guess they want their wealth validated. They want the public to know they have it. It's not enough for them to have money, they want the public to know they have it too.

People like that get on my nerves. Can't just gave the money, they want the fame too.

Have the money.

R271 Teddi was on her way out until Kyle had her frame Lisa for the whole puppy gate.

They fit into certain memes?

Kyle - the reigning bitch

Erika, Denise - the former escorts

Teddy - the punching bag

Rinna, Camille - the crazy conspiracy theorists

Dorit - the broke poser

Sutton- the confrontational wannabe

Garcelle - the ?

um is nobody going to talk about nutjob Aaron? omfg what kind of nonsense! Cancer is our best friend? WTF

I mean he really should never speak. He's just handsome and has a nice body. Denise is truly a moron. Charlie Sheen now this crackpot who says science is real?

and when did Mauricio turn into a pothead? The last couple years he's always high

You really see what a nut job or drug paranoid Denise really is to be with a crazy like him. People follow them because he has the cure for cancer? What? And they validate his success by saying batshit Yolanda was a client?

Has Rinna accepted that her daughters will not be the next Hadid sisters?

It cracks me up that Sutton, dressed in a Christmas tree skirt, bemoans the gauche-ness of not having placecards at the table, then proceeds to act like the gauchest cunt there is. Why is it always the people who claim to have class and grace usually have the least amount?

I'm no fan of Teddy, but I'm actually glad she essentially gave Sutton a big "fuck you" for the compliments that were so back handed, she was hitting them on the tennis court.

And Aaron - what a batshit crazy ass he is! Who knew? And both he and Denise think people are following them? Oh, lord. This will not end well.

It makes me feel better that Aaron is a total nut job. I mean, good looking, big dick. He seemed like the total package, until he opened his mouth for more than 30 seconds. Wow, Denise sure knows how to pick them. What's her damage?

Kyle and Teddi framed LVP? Good lord, you LVP-stans really are delusional, aren't you?

Denise is a slave to a big dick...she admitted on her own reality show. Which portrayed a sort cringey relationship with her Dad.

These women are so calculating. In these early episodes we can already see Kyle & Teddi plotting to take down Denise.

At that dinner table Kyle was the one who put Aaron on the spot and set him/Denise up. That wasn't on accident. She did it because Denise is the target. Teddi was also the one to embarrass Denise about Charlie Sheen in front of the women in a previous episode.

It is all planned.

r218 Oh yeah - especially since she could not bother to say Yolanda's name correctly and Ericka had to correct her. He is not that way out there, I mean the president was talking about curing covid with UV light. His business is healing with Light and sound (vibrations). The theory is if we can split an atom with a harmonic vibration we should be able to destroy illness as well. There is actual scientific research on that - not that I vouch for Aaron, I am sure he is a snake oil salesman (I mean Denise says she went to him for treatments and he ended up fucking her in his office).

Sutton - I laughed when she said "I knew this was going to happen I don't know where to sit" how about an empty fucking chair? And UGH Faye Resnick....can we not see this scummy bitch for once?

supposedly rich bitch Sutton is a mean old fuk, her taste is in her toes.....how dare she make the beloved teddy cry.....SHE MUST GO ASAP

Old whore Denise constantly bragging bout her mans cock, is stooped. makes it seem like that's all he has and is otherwise.....a zero

I like him tho, cant see him lasting with denise's old snatch and worn out face.

Sutton's dress was not pretty

Sutton's dress looked like a kindergarten art project. Tacky and ugly as hell. The woman has zero taste.

What the hell did Rinna do to her face?

Faye was debuting her latest face! Aaron and Denise are certifiable! Sutton is on the show to promote her store which sells random shit no one wants or needs.

R287 The better question is, "What the hell DIDN'T Rinna do to her face?"

r273 Garcelle is the token black woman. Token for the whole RHOBH series, not just this season. And yes, Dorit fulfills the grifter role vacated by Taylor Armstrong.

Rinna looks pretty damn good for 56. She never had that bone structure that's all fillers, but she's held up pretty well. She knows she fucked her lips up she is pretty honest about it. She basically get fix a flat injected in the late 80's early 90's

R290

She is not a "token" and to say that reveals your racism.

I don’t get the Teddi hate. Yeah, what’s going on with Lisa’s face. Still can’t stand Dorit. Don’t like Sutton, but she really brings the WTF. ERIKA, good Lord... brings up the old saying of buy her for what’s she’s worth and then sell her for what she thinks she worth

I laughed when Kyle called her Yolanda Foster and Erika corrected her that it was Hadid. I don't believe for one second that the Dutch hooker would have changed it back to Hadid if her kids hadn't made the name famous.

I think Teddy gets a bad rap for her silly "accountability coaching" business, especially since she seems so emotionally fragile herself. But in reality, she's pretty benign.

Sutton is just a nasty bitch. Period. She doesn't know how to dress (but thinks she does), has no class or social grace (but thinks she does), has a shitty business (but thinks she doesn't). She's useless.

Will Kyle ever stop doing the splits when she gets drunk?

r294 oh for sure. If Gigi and Bella were not household names as models she would still be Yolanda Foster. Typically when a woman gets divorced she takes back her maiden name - in this case she took back her ex ex husband's name?? You know why, because Spago's is not giving a table to Yolanda Floofknockenbecker.

Teddi is a big insecure baby. She also named her daughter Slate. I hate her for that.

Garcelle seems like a cool lady - but I feel the image-obsessed RHOBH cast is going to be too in awe of her as a legitimate working actress and too nervous about putting any foot wrong when it comes to racial politics that her relationships with the other wives will be limited to them squawking at her about how “fabulous and fierce” she is whenever she shows up anywhere.

Rinna is a very attractive woman. But her lips should've never been messed with.

As far as the Hadid sisters go, their only household names to millennials and Gen Z. I'm a millennial myself, but don't care about them at all. Or pretty much any of the others from my generation for the most part.

The culture is just so dumbed down now. And yet here I am on a Real housewives thread. Go figure.

Which one will say something racially offensive to Garcelle. I’m leaving Sutton out of it because she’s not a main cast member.

I’d say it’s a race between Rinna and Kyle, although I can see Erika saying something awful because her idiot gay hanger on has convinced her it’s appropriate

Does anyone else obsessively watch to see what Rinna eats during sit downs?

R301 I always have my eye on Rinna eating...she just picks at her food. Total eating disorder. She'd look better with a little weight on her too.

R300

Brandi. Remember she made that racist remark to Joyce.

They all dressed HORRIBLY for the dinner. I mean WTF was Erika wearing? It wasn't "edgy" it looked bizarre

Garcelle's top was fine but that tutu skirt was dumb

Dorit's outfit was a flop too and the hair made her face look harsh

Rinna looked like Cruella De Vil

Sutton is always a fashion fail

I want Kyle to say something racist because she will have an epic meltdown when confronted

Who the fuck wears a pound of tulle to a dinner at somebody's house, for fuck's sake?

Aside from the failed art project Sutton wore, Garcelle was the second most ridiculous looking person at Kyle's.

Are we just going to ignore how the once hot-bodied Maurice is now a beer-bellied, saggy-titted mess?

Are Mauricio and Justin fucking?

r308

Who's Justin

R309 The black dude at Kyle's dinner who was identified only as "Kyle's friend."

Mauricio is at the point now where he's delusional. Since he was deemed "hottest husband" in the first 2 seasons of BH, he still thinks he's "got it". His body looks like shit, he's graying and he's a high sloppy mess. He should never go shirtless again

Aaron should have duct tape over his mouth and a tin foil hat on his head but just walk around in a speedo all the time

Do we all think Rinna is the one who's going in on Denise later in the season?

R312 Looks like it.

Lisa Rinna looks like an Ewok in a dress.

Rinna is a shark in the water looking for blood. When she smells it she pounces. She gets that this is a tv show and knows how to play the game so producers love her.

Denise seems like a nice person but I no longer feel bad about her being dragged as the season progresses. You set yourself up for failure when you get with pieces of shit like Charlie Sheen and nutjob Aaron

R315 Rinna and the Countess should get together - they could share their transition surgery stories and really bond.

Sutton is the kind of woman boutique owners can see from a mile away. All of last season’s clothes that didn’t sell because it was ugly? Slap a couture label on it and mark it up 1,000%.

Aaron has the crazy-eye conspiracy theory guy look about him. The only way he can redeem himself is to do several slow-motion shirtless running scenes on the beach. Denise’s daughters are going to be basket cases with those role models.

big ratings jump last night to 1.52

far, far ahead of NYC already this season

Sutton is truly horrible. It baffles me that Rinna is friends with her because, of all the cast members, she seems like the one who would be most likely to call her out on her bullshit.

R318

Thanks to Sutton. She is carrying the show so far.

R320 Hell, no. Sutton's like an annoying gnat buzzing around the real stars of the show.

Her hairdo at Kyle's dinner looked like a cremation urn.

R319 if Sutton stays on the show long enough their friendship will end. If Sutton is a 1 season wonder friend, they'll stay friends

Rinna only likes her for her perceived money and connections

I don't like Sutton but I appreciate that she's unfiltered. The show needs it

R322 There's a difference between unfiltered and classless, though.

I hate these bitches who walk around saying, "I tell it like it is" as an excuse to be completely clueless cunts. Sutton's one of those.

R321

Even a producer said that dinner would get little airtime without Sutton. Clearly viewers are loving her smacking down Teddi lol. Though I think she might become unbearable like Brandi at one point. Viewers loved Brandi when she first got on the show, but she became unlikable over the years.

R324 I think there would have been plenty dinner party spectacle with crazy Aaron alone. Sutton was just clamoring for camera time.

R323 I don't like her either but she makes good reality tv. She's delusional about her own failings/weaknesses while criticizing others. She's the villain you love to hate

but I do think a lot of viewers took joy in watching oversensitive Teddi crying lol. I don't have an issue with her but she can be kinda annoying

and I agree with the rest of the cast about Teddi saying "I'm having this event you're invited but I don't care if you don't come." It's clear she's starting out on the defensive preparing herself for any negative reactions the other women give her. She's too sensitive and can't handle it.

Denise sure looked in pain and in need of some tradition western medicine in the form of a Percocet.

R327 Okay, so remember when Aaron was going on about how he healed his ankle by himself? Then why the hell couldn't he heal Denise's four hernias?

what was that fusion energy nonsense Rinna mentioned her husband has been into for years?

R329 I'm assuming it's a variation on the crazy shit Aaron was espousing.

The scene with Aaron explaining what he does was one of the most awkward things I have ever seen on one of these franchises. It was made more strange by the fact that both he and Denise believe that they're being followed and that their lives are in danger because of it.

Rinna is into Kaballah; she's in no position to knock others for loopy ideas. (Nor should Kyle, who wouldn't go flying without a Zohar volume.)

I thought Mauricio looked and I am here for high Mauricio ....he’s fun

I like that Sutton stirs the shit ...that’s fun too

Sutton was supposed to be Housewife, not just a friend but when they finished the season she was a little lackluster. They recut the show because of corona and the whole Denise drama. The whole wackadoodle Aaron thing was originally cut, they added it back in because they want to paint Aaron as a wackjob. He will become more involved with the wives this season protecting Denise from the coven.

So is Sutton kinda like Dorinda, in the scenes that she's got the house and $$$ from marrying well. Or is she going through a divorce?

I get slight Dorinda vibes from her financial situation. She seems to be really comfortable and well connected in life. Very Dorinda in my opinion.

Kyles daughter Alexis is a real dog face

I really like Sutton and Garcelle’s dinner party outfits but I’m a tacky bitch

Apparently Mr. Harry Hamlin is no slouch.

With every year that passes, Kyle's lack of education, personality and incuriosity become more glaring. She's a fucking rube. You can only go so far mugging, overacting, and playing the scared/anxious/helpless maiden to create a persona. She’s a mean girl without the style, wit or camp that makes a mean girl interesting.

Kyle was quite lovely for most of the show, but looking old often happens very suddenly for women as my sister tells me. I still think her skin looks great, but menopause and extreme hair treatments are fucking with her, and the attempts at covering up her hair loss are doing her no favors. Last year it was hats, this year it looks like she is serving 60s Lhasa Apso styled by a low rent dog groomer from Jersey on her noggin.

Oh god Kyle, you ARE a "pedestrian votive".

Anyone else catch that remark upon Kyle kissing her dogs: "All of them sleep in my bed tonight" I think Mo has been out of the picture for a really long time.

Drink for every "Amaaaaazing". That's not even laughable, it's just pathetic. The vocal fry and up-speak alone is enough to kill you.

Teddi is a dullard. She's Kyle lite.

I hate seeing 50 year old women rolling on the floor acting drunk just to try and seem young again.

Fortunately, that only seems to happen on RHoBH

R341 Guess ya haven't tuned into RHONY lately.

r342 or ATL, or Potomac, or Dallas....that is pretty much the basics for a housewife show. 50-year-old mean girls who get drunk and act like they are 20.

Sutton is the epitome of a fashion victim who will wear the ugly clothes of a designer who pretends to be her friend. when her $ is gone, we will laff at her humble torn crap she wears off the street.

The revenge of Teddie will be sweet !

R317 nailed it about Sutton.

I was in a shop in Rodeo doing a photoshoot for a label. In walks Sutton (this was a few years ago) she walked around would pick up things and go "how much is this" and then she walked out. I asked the person with us who that was, She told me Sutton, she was a regular and she just bought about 80K worth of things, That was her M.O. if she asked how much something was she wanted it and they would ring it up later and deliver it. She never greeted any of the staff, or even acknowledged them. Even if they were helping someone else, she would just hold up an item and shout "how much is this?"

R346 This doesn't surprise me at all. A nasty, classless cunt who married and divorced well.

When she comes into a shop, the employees probably point to some of piece of trash outfit no one with any taste would buy and go, "Sutton! This is couture!" Then she buys it.

r347 actually she doesn't get help at all. The woman who was helping us told us they were not allowed to approach her, she does not want our help. I said "isn't that kind of rude?" and she just looked at me and said, "she spent 80K in 2 minutes, she can be rude." LOL

Thanks 339 for mentioning it. I still can't get over Kyle's "hair don't" at the party.

What kind of money does sutton have? She seems like she might have deep pockets.

Sutton reminds me of a lottery winner. She just gives off the vibe of someone who won a lot if $$$ in the mega millions lottery and decided to move to Los angels and live like a bel air socialite or something.

Am I the only one who feels this way?

R351 She's definitely a low class yokel who lucked into money. But as the Cuntess of RHONY once sang, "Money can't buy you class."

I'm sure Sutton fancies herself as some kind of 21st century Molly Brown. In reality, she's just trailer trash who thinks anything branded "couture" means upper crust.

I'm looking forward to the battle of the Southern Belles. Although maybe it won't happen now with Sutton being demoted to "friend of".

Sutton’s ex is a C-level executive at PIMCO, a big investment management company. They were married over 10 years and have 3 kids that are all under 18. She’s loaded.

PIMCO is based on Newport Beach, they could always send her down to RHOC if Beverly Hills don’t bring her back.

I think it was hilarious seeing Erika's practice with the vocal coach. She clearly made NO progress looking at her performances linked earlier in this thread. She can't sing! She only talk-sings and barely holds the tiniest of notes

her mother was right to laugh at her

God bless her, I prefer Luann’s off-key lady baritone caterwauling to Erika’s singing

Very funny to me how Sutton is the talk of the show and only a friend. All because she didn't show her family?

Bravo is CLUELESS as a titmouse. Fuck Sutton's family.

You think we need another Frida Kahlo lookalike like that goddamned spoiled brat Porsha Umansky???

The families of these women are boring as fuck. Tom Girardi? OH! LET ME TUNE IN!!!

Mauricio" "OH THAT'S AMAY-ZEENG! JUST AMAYZEENG!! - Ratings gold, right there!

PK? Rinna's deep as plate daughters?

I enjoy Aaron because he is hot. He has the personality of melted rubber.

The rest of the family members can take a flying leap!

[quote]what was that fusion energy nonsense Rinna mentioned her husband has been into for years?

Maybe that's what Kim was trying to reveal in Amsterdam when Lisa smashed a glass on the table. "Your husband is a nuclear physicist! And Kyle and Mauricio stole my goddamn house!"

Sutton is a Cha Cha woman, that's what she looks like.

Teddi created that feud with Sutton on her very own. Her behaviour is infantile. Even Lisa Rinna tried to get her warn her that an invitation with the phrase “Come. Or not. I really don’t give a shit”, is, you know, kind of off putting.

Teddi's husband definitely robbed Kyle's house.

Teddi should not have invited those crazies in the first place. Who invites drunken whores to a business function?

To many weak bitches on this show for me. Wake the fuck up.

R363 I think production picks which events are held. They probably are in part paying for Teddi's event so it's going to be part of the show

Kyle's friend justin is a TV personality on the E! Network. He's on dailypop with Morgan Stewart from "Rich kids of Beverly Hills" fame. A reality on E!, it ended after 4 seasons through.

He also use to work as Kyle's assistant in the first few seasons. Hes from Louisiana. And hes in his 20s.

20s??? I'd have said early 40s.

if I remember correctly, Justin was the one on E! who asked Adam Rippon out on a date during a live interview back in 2018. I don't recall hearing if the date ever happened or what the answer was

No, 20s hes just a few years younger than me.

Justin runs in the same circle as Kyle's oldest daughter Farrah. He's friends with Magic Johnsons son, and people like Paris Hilton and the "Rich kids of Beverly Hills" circle from that now canceled reality show on E!.

I remember him saying his life completely changed when he left Louisiana and moved to Los angels. I think hes from strick conservative black family in the south, so the circle he runs in now is far away from what he grew up in down south.

Poor kid coming to la and associating with scumbags like Kyle

did Dorit rob her own home or hire the same people Kyle hired to rob hers?

R372 She had her roommate Boy George do it.

R372 liked his own post, LOL.

No I didn't weirdo, There are no likes for the post.

R375 Yes you did.

Clearly not, freak. There are no likes to the post @372.

You are insane and now blocked.

My god, what is it with this place- everyone is blocking each other over bullshit.

And let me add, I find the women on this franchise very likeable- from Denise to Erika to Dorit to Kyle. That being said, Sutton WORKS because she is so EASY to hate!

Its a good balance on a show with pretty likable, even keeled ladies.

And she makes up for Teddi/Teddy/Tayte being a monumental BUZZKILL.

She's a major CUNT, but really works on this show.

And as I presumed, Garcelle is a boring as dishwater. Albeit, likable dishwater.

OK DL what do we think?

Sutton house tour!

Denise and Aaron are broke trash. They need every penny of that Bravo paycheck. They're also big swingers and have an open marriage. In fact, most of the couple on this show are swingers, including Kyle and Mauricio and Lisa and Harry. I'm not sure about the rest.

[quote]Guess ya haven't tuned into RHONY lately.

I gave up on the other RH shows ages ago. Barely sticking around for BH but would be all in for another series of Melbourne.

[quote]My god, what is it with this place- everyone is blocking each other over bullshit.

It's only threads which tend to attract frau interlopers where this is happening (e.g. this, Drag Race and Meghan Markle threads)

I only block Janbot and Trump Supporters. But Kenya Moore fans are getting close....

R380 Sutton’s home did not disappoint. It was just as tacky and tasteless as I was hoping it would be.

R380 Jesus, does a blind person dress Sutton? Everything she wears looks like a failed art project.

And yes, her house is tacky and garish. The woman has no taste, and it's displayed all over her interior.

Kyle seems to have the mindset of a cheerleader.

Teddy mumbles in a weird way like her face is frozen from Botox. She is Kyle’s pet.

Denise is definitely hiding but all her crazy is leaking out.

I don't think Sutton's house is garish, but it's definitely dated and pedestrian. It looks like most of the houses of well-to-do people in flyover country, which is where she's from.

It's too bad Sutton doesn't make it. but I'm beginning to think Rinna is probably the greatest villain in Housewives history.

what is Augusta, Georgia like? That's where Sutton is from and Erika has referenced it a couple times to highlight how different she is from herself (a native of the outskirts of Atlanta)

Georgia is not fly over country. I'm from Georgia, and from a metropolitan city. Not Atlanta. It's definitely not flyover country here. Just because it's not NYC or LA doesn't mean it's flyover.

I wonder if LVP got any of that government $ since her bars had to get shut down because of this virus? She was on WWHL and said her employees had to get unemployment or something like that. You'd think she'd be able to take care of her employees. Isn't she supposed to be the one with "real" money after all?

Or is it all smoke and mirrors?

It gives me a lot of joy that RHONY is a failure.

^hi Bethenny!

Everyone suddenly likes the Beverly Hills franchise after years of saying how bad and dull this franchise was, and how the NYC franchise was so much better.

What happened? I thought NYC could do no wrong?

I always loved Beverly Hills- My favorite by far.

Dallas is now my 2nd favorite. Then Potomac.

NY really SUCKS now. My former 2nd favorite.

New York is really stale with Old Ladies and no interesting story lines. A vibrator in the chicken meal? Yeah that really happens (never).

Beverly Hills has more glitz and energy.

I think it’s too early to give this season a rave. Remember, last year sounded juicy and dramatic at worst, and then it fell apart after Lisa stopped filming.

That trip to the French chateau was the most boring cast trip I’ve ever seen on these franchises.

Yeah but short of Dorina's od'ing on coke, nothing can save RHONY at this point.

Sorry, I loved last season of RHOBH. The dog, Lisa's exit- all of it.

The only season I did not enjoy was 2-3 seasons ago. It was a chore.

It was whatever season revolved around Dorit being late to a lunch with Teddi/Teddy-

IT WAS 8 episodes about THAT! It must have been Teddy's first season. It was a pretty blah season

I'm loving BH because LVP is finally gone. She was dragging the show down the last couple years by refusing to engage in conflict regarding herself. She only wanted to point and laugh at the others fighting while acting like she was "above it all" and the HBIC. That's why she LOVES being on Vanderpump Rules because she is the boss and no one can challenge her.

NY has gone down the drain because it's become all about getting drunk, no one is married and some of the ones who need to be fired have been there for too long (Sonja, Tinsley). Bethenny was good at riling the group up. Without her or another very strong personality it's very dull.

BH has a good mix of women so far this season

LVP manipulated everything and everyone.

And I believe Brandi- that this bitch has a secret closet filled with furs.

I think it was positively glaring when Lisa called Dorit's dog "the fucking dog" during that final confrontation with Kyle.

Lisa is one of those sociopaths who CANNOT admit wrongdoing. They are the toughest to deal with in any capacity-

But do we think LVP received any government money though?

Bravo is considering firing almost everyone from New York, and/or bringing Bethenny back. The ratings are terrible.

R404. Bullshit. And I hate the show. But that's bullshit.

I miss Alex McCord.

I loved Alex. Sorry. She was goofy, awkward, HONEST (she really was HONEST about what she wanted in life- it was so nice) I didn't mind Simon. He actually seemed like an intelligent and sane guy. And I agreed with things he said, and have always dug fashion. I miss her very much actually- Carol and Alex, and I am sad to say- Aviva.

I love New York, but it’s getting (and I suspect will only get more) low-stakes. Ramona, LuAnn, Sonja and Dorinda love busting each other’s balls but it’s more your crazy aunts trolling each other than Crystal and Alexis in the fountain - and they’re all unmarried empty-nesters who don’t really have jobs and who for all their man-hungry posturing have now basically aged out of the dating scene (at least the dating scene they want to be in). I think there’s only so many of us who would watch season after season of them getting ripped at various vacation homes, trying and failing to come across as doyennes and shouting at each other but with no real animosity behind it.

Why is it so hard to believe Bravo is going to retool New York? The ratings are dramatically lower than RHOBH.

Is there a thread for the latest season of New York we can take the New York discussion to?

Is Mo functionally retarded or is it the coke that's doing him in? "Eet is going to be like a Pac-man for sure." He's been living in the US for how long? He's either got a case of what Dorit had, or my first guess has merit. Maybe both.

I can't find the latest NY thread either (is there one?), could someone please post it? I want to snark on Sonja's midsection. She actually looks pregnant and not in a "she's just fat" way. Her entire torso is rounded out. She's also looking very rough facially, and she usually has decent skin. They all look pretty rough this year. Speaking of coke, Dorinda was really throwing John under the coke bus in the last episode. Glass houses and all that Dorinda.

Ramona needs to get those tragic implants removed. She looks dumpy and older no matter what she wears with those things. Size down, get a lift instead and she would look so much better.

Sorry, here I am also adding NY bitching to the BH thread.

Oh gross...Fireballs? Kyle: "It's a new that thing that Sutton said".

Sutton that cutting edge, arbiter of taste!

R411 here

I wonder if Erika's only storyline this season is Chicago

I have to say, if you look at her trajectory, Erika's "storylines" are BORING AS FUCK.

She survives based on whatever charisma she has and her flashy fashion sense...

I gotta give her that. I do like Erika. But there is ZERO story.

Remember when Eileen said, "Its not like she killed your kid" and Erika had HER MOMENT. There was that, and she had a decent moment with Lisa last season where she pushed her fruit plate away when Lisa bitched about her condolence note. That's IT! Oh yeah, and PK seeing her panties!!! Other than that, it has been all about patting that pussy and patting that pussy, glam squad, patting the pussy, and then patting that pussy one more time. Erika's pussy must be flat as a pancake!

don't forget a couple years ago when they went to NYC and Kyle's bff Bethenny started criticizing "the production value" of 1 of Erika's music videos lmao

I like Erika and Dorit increasingly because I get their characters more, and because they especially Dorit, have been humbled. Erika is very vulnerable and insecure and her Southern mother didn't harden her up but sent her straight into the strip club. The way she serves Tom as the head of the household is very Southern as well.

Dorit's bitchiness is pure YENTA. I totally get that now. And she's less pretentious now since the lawsuit. The interview in which PK joked about his East End accent or Dorit about him being almost broke they met would not have occurred 2 seasons ago.

When Tom is no longer around, I wonder if she'll be able to keep and maintain that big ass house and her music "career."

Also will she be able to maintain her big ass?

R419 That's never been a problem for Erika. Girl sucks up food off the table like a Dyson.

I like that about Erika, she actually eats and is a bit rubenesque for LA.

"A bit rubenesque" = fat.

They should call the show "Old Whores in Short Dresses"

"I like that about Erika, she actually eats and is a bit rubenesque for LA."

Well, that'll happen if you eat all the Reubens. Goldatt's sees her coming and put a down payment on a new place in Boca.

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but Lisa Rinna must have shaved a few years off her age and there was kind of a giveaway on tonight's episode. All over the internet, Lisa's birth year is listed as 1963, but when she was talking to her daughter about dropping out of Emerson, they showed a picture of her from 1979. After promptly leaving Emerson, she want to University of Oregon and only lasted there a few months and they showed another picture of her from 1980. If she were born in '63, she would have graduated high school in '81. I doubt she was smart enough to get into college at 16.

Why do Kyle’s homes always looked cramped and overflowing with stuff even though they’re huge?

Stoned Mauricio is sexy. This episode doesn’t have enough Sutton.

R426 Kyle might be a wealthy hoarder. They do exist and she might be one of them. Some rich people like that organized clutter look.

Yes, it's actually a thing.

R427 And I oughta know!

I wonder why Denise is going in after Kyle?

Sutton wont be back, kyle is on thin ice too

wtf? Sutton is a shill for dolce/gabanna who are on the record as bein against gay marriage.....FUKKERS

Agreed, am sick of Ericka's fake face/pussy

Erika showed off her hot cop son on Instagram

Stud!

he definitely has her original face

He has BDF for days. Call me!

At least he didn't inherit his mother's fat genes.

Dorit is a great addition to the show. She's so unlikable but her personality just naturally causes conflict. I have known women like her. They are social climbers and each time they "reach a new social level" they start being dismissive of everyone they consider under and equal to them. You'd never see Dorit being rude to late to someone she views as above her. It makes for great tv though

and you see how quick Dorit is to turn on people who have lifted her up. From LVP to now Kyle she doesn't care. Dorit is out for herself and herself alone. She's a great villain. I hope she gets the villain edit next season

I'm enjoying this season so far

I'm surprised Rinna hasn't been with a woman. Not surprised about Garcelle as that happens a lot in the modeling world. Not surprised about Erika as she used to be a gogo dancer. We know Denise had no problems kissing Neve Campbell

R439 Denise also had no problems licking Brandi's pussy, apparently.

given how vulgar Denise was talking about her nutjob husband's dick last season I'm shocked she was horrified at the sex talk at her dinner. Yes the kids were there but at another table. Teenagers know about lesbians and threesomes. That was a real middle American reaction, Denise

R381, I'm surprised not even one pic of Aaron's huge cock has yet leaked.

Denise is white trash

R442 Probably because it's not huge after all.

Denise was full of shit. She mentioned Aaron's big dick at the dinner table.

ratings surging!

LVP weeps. LVP stans were bragging how Vanderpump Rules was #1 cable show on Tuesday with key demo .44 and 1.16 m viewers but RHOBH was also #1 on Wednesday night with .57 key demo and 1.64 m total viewers.

and LVP stans were so convinced this season of BH would flop without their ice kween! How wrong they were.

Teddi completely invisible in the episode about her own retreat. Yeah, she is boring and should be fired.

I fast forwarded a lot through the last episode. All that talk about how Teddi invited everyone with the "I don't care if you come" comment, then all the drama over when people arrived at the retreat. Totally dumb. The Kyle leaves early after she can't stop talking about Dorit's late arrival and glam girl look. Is that all they've got? Terrible plot lines, so stupid.

I liked the dinner scene with Garcelle's boys, they both are really cute and I especially like the mop top boy.

I think Denise is lying about Aaron's dick size - she brings it up constantly.

I loved the way Rinna kept looking at the camera as her fucked up daughter poured her guts out to her.

Garcelle's son is either incredibly gay or transitioning.

Sutton's alcoholic belly and legs at Teddi's retreat were quite the sight to behold.

Lisa Rinna's anorexic daughter going to NYC alone was clearly a disasterous idea. She probably sat in her apartment doing weed and drinking entire bottles of vodka. It is crazy they didn't get her to attend a local university instead.

weird how Sutton was so apologetic and fragile in this episode

R454 Alcoholism can make you very emotionally unstable.

Garcelle and Sutton are great additions and this show is actually good. I haven't been able to say that in a while.

I couldn't care less about Rinna's anxiety laden daughters. WTF is wrong with them? All young people today talk about their anxiety like it is something new.

Rinna's daughter is yammering about her anxiety and Rinna makes it worse by screaming, "Look, paparazzi! Hi! Hello!" She puts her sunglasses on and her daughter is stressing out because she doesn't have her own sunglasses. Rinna doesn't take her sunglasses off and give them to her daughter, she keeps them on and keeps waving at the paparazzi. WTF.

Rinna's daughters are as tiresome as Dorinda's brat Hannah.

Is Dorinda's brat on the spectrum? Something seems "off" about that kid.

Kyle was quite the bitch in this latest episode, but I did laugh out loud at her impression of Dorit.

"I have a life, Kyle!"

Kyle has a selective memory. She didn't lose LVP as a friend for defending Dorit, she lost LVP as a friend for accusing LVP of planting stories to Radar Online about Dorit. I found it funny she was shouting about how she defends all her friends. When Rinna said "not always," I thought she was going to say 'well you sold out LVP."

r458 - and ....no paparazzi are hiding in bushes taking pics of Rinna, notice we didn't actually get shots of the paparazzi just Rinna waving hello at ...no one.

I said to my husband: I wonder if the paps were there for a real star.

Rinna is fascinating. She completely fucked those kids up and ADMITS she played a role, yet that doesn't stop her from parading them on TV. It's like Tamra claiming she wants a relationship with her daughter, who didn't want her on the show...so she goes on the show.

I would like Erika's son inside me QUITE deeply

R465 All Rinna cares about is remaining relevant to she can continue to collect checks. Remember, she once said she'd do anything for a buck.

What happened to Don?

[quote]Lisa Rinna's anorexic daughter going to NYC alone was clearly a disasterous idea.

Rinna saw Gigi Hadid do that in a previous season, so she wanted her daughter to do it too. Gigi succeeded at the model part, but I don't think she ever went to school. Rinna's donkey daughter never had a chance to succeed at either endeavor.

I have to say that this season is the best in years. Puppy-gate last season was such a snooze fest. I'm liking Kyle in the villain role. Sutton is actually giving Teddi her first interesting storyline ever.

Gigi went to New York under the pretense of going to NYU. Then just started modeling and gave up any pretense of going to college.

I don't think Gigi Hadid is any better looking that Rinna's other daughter. the blonde one. She is quite stunning.

R469 They probably have a new black producer on the show. Beverly Hills kinda has a new feel to it. The music the way it's filmed and shot etc. It looks like a talented black producer has touched this show. If so, no wonder it seems better.

Having flavor in the mix is paramount to anything being successful and I think that may be the case this season.

r472 ummm wow. Racist much?

Did that Hallmark movie that Denise was working on last season ever air?

I don't know, I don't recall seeing "Big Cock Home for Christmas" in the guide.

Kyle is such a cunt I don’t know if she hates Dorit because she so much prettier or maybe menopause? It turns women into monsters.

Also why did Lisa pressure her average looking daughter into becoming a model? That’s just mean. She’s boring but at least her other daughter is pretty.

I remember the first season Dorit made a big deal of the many languages she speaks. I want to hear her for a change. Hopefully when they go to Italy she'll try to show off. I wonder if her accent sounds as odd as when she speaks English

R477 Rinna was trying to copy Yolanda and make her kids relevant. The one thing she didn't consider is that to be a model, you have actually be attractive.

Garcelles kids are adorable. I have some family members who are biracial and they are stunning.

Kyle has tuRNED into a monster and Rinna was never human.

R473 there was nothing racist about what I said. Stop being so fucking sensitive.

Everything I said was true, Get over yourself.

Dorit is pretty, has a great figure and dresses well but I don't think of her as attractive because she's so stiff and brittle. Not natural, not relaxed, just arch, judgmental, and self absorbed.

Rinna could be fun as a friend, she's so lively, like when she arrived at Denise's party. I like lively people because I'm shy and can be socially awkward. But I love getting together with friends in groups when there is lots of laughter, good conversation, and joke. Not to the extreme of these bitches, but just happy good times.

I love and hate Kyle. I do wonder about women like Kyle and Rinna, though, who are so starved for attention even in front of their daughters. They soak up all the sun and leave their kids in the shade.

At least Yolanda now actually has time to spend with her kids now that she has a farm in PA and a place in Manhattan, and apparently, a good boyfriend.

I see they're still paywalling threads.

If this one gets that treatment before the 600th post don't worry I'll make a new one

just glad it's gotten past 400 replies for a change

Rinna looked SO MUCH BETTER in that flashback pic when she dropped out of college. The fucked up lip injections really make her look freakish. You'd think she'd want to fix them by now

Erika is adding nothing again this season. She's more boring than Teddi and that's saying a lot.

r482 LOL "they probably have a talented Black producer....they added flavor?"

You are blind to your own racism. What does the producer's color have to do with anything?

Erika should get the villain edit next season but I think unfortunately they've already telegraphed it'll be Kyle vs. Garcelle

Kyle is mad that Garcelle said she's the least close with her so far and didn't find Kyle that welcoming

Kyle strikes me as someone who thinks she is “really nice” and a “great friend,” but behind the scenes all she cares about is her hair and camera time.

I want Garcelle to accuse Kyle of racism so Kyle can tearfully scream, “I’m nit racist ! Kim dated Gary Coleman” or something.

Lol R489 good one!

Kyle married a Mexican Jew and was married to an Indonesian before that. She has her faults, but I don't think racism is one of them.

R491 A large bank account is color blind.

God, could you imagine if Garcelle has ended up on RHONY - Dorinda would be constantly mistaking her a waitress and trying to get her to take her drink order; Sonja would tell her that she is nervous that her doorman thinks Garcelle is her dealer; Ramona would certainly try to bond with her about being “self-made successes” and congratulate her on escaping from the ghetto and Luann would show up at another cast party in black face.

R493 So true! This made me chuckle. Although it didn’t go unnoticed when Lisa Rinna said “guuuuuuurlll!” To Garcelle. I can’t remember if she calls the other ladies that or if she’s trying to be hip.

So far, Sutton is far more interesting than Garcelle. Garcelle has a boring life.

R495 Sutton is a cunt.

Wow, so Kyle's hair loss isn't just snark. The most recent episode at about 47:20? Holy hair hole! And this is with full "glam" (ugh). Mo has apparently given up on even trying to make eye contact with her. Actually he seems like that with everyone, always looking away when he's greeting or talking to someone. He's fucked up on something.

Sorry if it has been discussed before, but how broke is Garcelle? How can she be so excited about a new build tract house in a shithole development? It's not even a McMansion. It looks more like Fairfield than anything close to Beverly Hills. I guess it's better than pretending she can afford something "fancier", but if this is all she could pull off...maybe not..That whole dinner scene with her precocious kids was painfully fake. It felt like this was done to add to their audition reel.

This was the first episode that I saw Rinna looking older. The scene outside with her daughter specifically. She still looks good, but time has finally caught up a bit. Her daughter looks like Adore Delano. I like Adore, just not sure if that's the look this poor girl is going for. She does seem troubled.

Forgot to add, I agree with Erica about the pearl clutching about having an encounter with a girl. And as usual, the uber sophisticated Kyle equates it with being a lesbian. JFC.

When Kyle came back from her movie shoot, Mauricio hugged her and then Kyle seemed more excited about the dog.

r499 that is because the dog is the only one in that equation who would lick her pussy.

Kyle is down spiraling so fast, and no one is buying her queen bitch act. It's going to be fun to watch Denise and Garcelle crush her.

They should bring back Carlton "I'm a Real Witch" Debbie. She was a lot of fun at the dinner parties.

^^^Gebbie

R493 I don't think Dorinda is ignorant like that. Kandi from the RHOA has her own YouTube channel, and kandi interviewed Dorinda at her new apartment in NYC and kandi reveled to Dorinda that her daughter has an apartment in the same building as Dorindas just for the summer. Her daughter was in NYC for an internship at a law office I believe.

Kandi and Dorinda got along just like girlfriends. And Dorinda enjoyed having in her home. Maybe some of the other women on the RHONYC are ignorant like that. But Dorinda has always struck me as being an aware individual. I really like Dorinda.

Something is not right with Kyle and Mauricio's marriage. How many married men with kids are smoking pot like a chimney in their 50s? Maybe it has something to do with him getting sued and he turned to pot to cope.

Yeah there’s definitely trouble there r505

Looks like he settled that little 32 million dollar Fraud lawsuit so maybe he is smoking pot to celebrate.

I would love it if they brought Carlton back as a friend who could pop up at dinner parties and shred Kyle to bits in public. She was otherwise dull but I loved seeing her angry.

R498 These people are so homophobic while pretending to be open. Denise, don’t yell out “My husband’s big penis” and then gasp when someone says she kissed another woman as if that is disgusting. These women joke about anal, blowjobs, Happy endings, etc. but the moment you mention any action with another woman the whole room has a meltdown. So I guess gay men and gay glam squads are fine, but not any female same-sex action.

Funky Dineva slamming Kyle is EVERYTHING!

r509 I think people miss the point - Denise did not care about them talking about threesomes and such it was her kids (and other kids) were in earshot and heard them. She didn't think it was appropriate with her kids listening.

R511 I didn’t miss the point. She talkEd about her husband’s penis worthiness earshot of her kids!

*within earshot

Garcelle will not be messed with. She will be awesome!! Just wait! And I love her interaction w her boys!

r512 - HER kids....but there were other children there. Perhaps she was being respectful of the kids there who were not hers.

tonight is when Denise starts fighting

So how many years until Maurice and Kyle get a divorce?

R517 As soon as Portia's out of high school.

Buca di Beppo?!

r519 I nearly shit my pants....What is next? Pizza Hut by Doirt?

What are these bitches fighting about? I can’t keep track. Kyle seems really brittle like an addict who can barely get through the day.

Robert Earl, he of Planet Hollywood, is a massive scam artist. This will not turn out well for Dorit and the Pigfaced Boy.

Buca di Beppo is like one step up from Olive Garden. I'm surprised Dorit wants to attach her painstakingly cultivated and chic image to such a pedestrian brand.

I don’t think is anything more on brand for Dorit than aligning herself with Buca Di Beppo. Like her, it’s a basic mass produced product with a delusional transcontinental veneer.

I guess the Maggiano's at Farmer's Market wasn't available.

R522 I think it's a perfect match then. Dorit and PK are scammers aren't they?

I must say Lois looks amazing at 91 years old. She could pass for 81

her attitude is so carefree too. She doesn't mind all that swearing and fighting

ragamuffin!!!

Did you see an episode last year when they had Lois on...she basically said she can't watch Rinna on QVC and that she's annoying. No wonder Rinna is so needy.

Sutton's meltdown at the table was kind of freaky and over-the-top. Dorit has the uncanny ability to bring out the messiness in others.

Dorit and PK are such obvious grifters. And desperate for cash.

I know Dorit is a grifter but I still like her.

I think Sutton was attempting to bring it, like that weirdo Sassoon chick from couple of seasons ago. The one who flipped out on Lisa R but waaay too late in the game.

Supposedly Boy George is PK's "client". They never show him with or name drop any other clients. I don't think he really has employment. Odd couple, those two. Always scamming, moving, getting sued. Grifters will grift.

Lois survived being abducted by a rapist/murderer! It's all good times for her at 91!

Denise must smoke she has bad teeth and gums.

I did like when Denise Richards said, I'm Denise Fucking Richards and I've been on every magazine cover you wanted to be on. That was brutal.

Doesn’t it seem like they are a bit low rent now? A “partner” in a chain restaurant in Encino is kind of modest. Ditto Garcelle’s new modest home.

Kyle is seeming more and more like her sister Kim.

LVP had her issues, but without her the bitches seem more basic with no alpha.

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I would assume she does(or did)... I can't imagine being with Charlie Sheen and how much he smokes and be ok with it if I were't a smoker

R538 how is she an alpha? She just wanted to act like she was above all the drama. The 2 seasons when it was her turn in the fire, she couldn't handle it and started whining. She was all too happy to sit back and laugh at the others though

I'm loving the season without LVP. She was bringing the show down

Kyle is perpetually fretful and snappy trapped under those hideous bangs & up-dos. She's like an irritable bitey small dog in one of those misery cones from the vet.

Denise nailed it - Kyle talks at us not too us. She doesn't listen. This is how she lost LVPs friendship. Had she stopped to listen for one second rather than worry about looking bad she would have seen Lisa had nothing to do with Dorit's puppy gate.

I'm hoping for more Dorit-Sutton awkward interactions. Last night was fun

Funny the makeup artist they were talking about was Joey Malouff who was/is? Rachel Zoe's assistant/make-up artist.

The fights are feeling really made up. Who gives a shit what could have happened at a party but didn’t? This year is really the jumped the shark year for these franchises. New York, dull. Atlanta, screaming fake fights. With Coronavirus it seems even more stupid.

Teddi is so irritating. I don’t know how anyone can stand being Around her.

[quote]Dorit and PK are such obvious grifters. And desperate for cash.

These Housewives shows seem to attract grifters. The two most famous ones were Taylor Armstrong and her husband who committed suicide, Alex and Simon from NYC, and the couple from the short-lived DC franchise who crashed a White House party. Now Dorit and PK are the supreme grifter couple.

Kyle is acting super fragile this season. She craters under the slightest bit of stress. You'd think she'd be giddy with being in the next Halloween movie, but I've never seen her so messed up. I wonder if Mauricio is having another affair and she knows about it?

Kyle knows Mauricio had a lot of hot sex when she was off filming her silly horror movie. Plus Kim wants to write a book about all the abuse she suffered as a child, which has stressed Kyle out.

Mo has been having an affair (affairs) for years now r547 and her name is Farrah. I'm sure he has side pieces, but Farrah has been his number one for ages. Everybody knows.

Kyle is indeed acting more fragile (read: needy and knowing shit is about to implode) this season. Last season she was really quite angry, which I thought was far more "her" than her fake persona.

I'm glad most of the women are now seeing through Kyle's fakery. Erika is eyerolling, hell, everyone is eyerolling, so much for that "You are the new queen" bullshit from last reunion.

Dorit makes me fucknuts, but god that pony fall was everything.

Kyle is such a zero and I would normally try to "get it" re: her shit childhood, etc. But she's too...Kyle to elicit any kind of genuine response. There is no fucking there there. I'll take fucked up Kim any day, at least she has a personality however fucked up, and a sense of humor that isn't stolen from the meme of the week.

I do think she and Mo have been living apart for a very long time, physically and emotionally. I looked at her Instagram and no sign of him in the same frame recently, so apparently he is in quarantine with someone else. I wonder who? If they were really "together" she would be flouting their twu wuv all over the fucking place.

Dorit is fucking gaslighting all of these bitches and I am here for every second of it. I used to not be able to stand her but this season she has been cracking me up. I am also loving Denise Richards this season.

Kyle's losing her shit because she must be going through menopause around about now.

Dorit and her stupid ponytail dragging on the floor was gross. I can't stand that bitch.

And Sutton's got a screw loose. From freaking about a makeup artist, then crying about it - Jesus. The alcoholism must really be eating her brain cells up.

The only person in the last episode I liked was Rinna's mom. If I make it to 91, I hope I'm still that active and coherent and have her "let's all just have a good time" personality.

I like this Denise a lot. She's right about herself and fuck them. She isn't boring, insecure Teddi who suddenly decided to glam up. If she's glammed up she's coming from a set because she's Denise Richards you bitches.

R554 Teddi only glammed up because the other cast members were so shallow and judgmental about her down to earth and low key style and more natural look. Someone even shopped with her once last season (Kyle?) and picked out an outfit for her. If Kyle’s pissed that everyone glammed up more and seems fake, it’s partially her fault and her own insecurity talking. I often wonder what would happen to a “normal” woman not from LA on this show—she’d been eaten alive by these women and spit out. Even Erika has glammed up more than her first season. It’s a competition for who’s the most beautiful (ie measure of self-worth in SoCal).

Kyle is acting this way because LVP is gone. Kyle is truly the meanest mean girl but she would use Lisa as a scapegoat. She painted Lisa as a master manipulator and would warn all the other girls, Lisa is Bobby Fisher, Lisa is a manipulator...Now she does not have Lisa and she is trying to keep a death grip on her nice girl persona. I think Denise sees right through that crap as does Garcelle. Dorit is the grifter everyone says she is. She was LVPs friend but when she realized the power was in Kyle's corner she jumped ship quickly. I honestly think Kyle set Lisa up to fall with that whole puppy gate thing. Radar online had said that a housewife gave them the Dorit stories but it was not Lisa. Guess who is Kyle's BFF? Kris Jenner. Guess who has a direct line to Radar Online....Kris Jenner.

Garcelle needs to go. She's poor, fat, and has a boring life. She's even more boring than Teddi. I predict that she will be a one season wonder like Joyce and that witch.

R557 Garcelle's house is anything but "Beverly Hills."

And it's a good thing she didn't invite Jennifer of RHONJ to her sons' birthday party.

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I disagree. Garcelle is partly why viewership is up. She brought a new audience to the show. If you check social media, a lot of black people started watching because of her.

I want to like Denise. She seems nice and down to earth

but I can't help but judge her for the men she chooses. I give anyone a pass for 1 bad partner.

but Charlie Sheen and now "cancer is your best friend/I grew back my Achilles" Aaron? Denise is fucking nuts for attracting these types

r560 she likes big cock - I mean I know I put up with a lot for 9 inches.

So Rinna set up her spoiled daughters in a business that is likely nothing more than a division under her QVC brand. So let's see if her not-fab-enough-to-be-models daughters can handle it.

So far, the fashions are no better than the crap you see at Walmart.

It's no longer the thing to cheat to get your kids into colleges they otherwise do not qualify for. So, yeah, let's start a business, run it, and brag that it's theirs. Shades of Ivanka. Daddy helped me license my name, others do the knock off designs for me, and suddenly I'm an expert on Women In Business.

But her daughter ordered the flowers, so clearly she did ALL the work.

I kind of feel sad for the daughters. They are not pretty enough to model or smart enough to break away and do their own thing. Dinners must be a real show with those ugly lips and Harry hiding in the closet.

Kyle is a mess. Totally agree that she looks bad this season. Squat, angry and more unstable like Kim.

"Dinners must be a real show with those ugly lips and Harry hiding in the closet. "

If Rinna ate dinner, maybe.

The other day Kris Jenner sent some of the housewives Krispy Kreme Quarantine donuts. Rinna posted photos of them with some dumbass, childish caption like, "Yay! Yummy donuts!"

You know that bitch didn't even lick the icing. She probably tossed them right after she took the photo and then wondered why her kids have mental health issues.

When those bitches bought $600 worth of junk food for ONE NIGHT of camping, I realized they are ALL eating disordered (well, except maybe for Erika).

The only people who obsess that much about food are the ones who aren't eating anything.

There was an episode with Rinna and her two daughters where they shared a plate of zucchini strings. It was a single portion and they shared it like it was 40 tons of carbs.

Kyle is queen of nothing. If Beverly hills has a new queen and it doesn’t it’s Rinna.

Kyle is queen of denial.

Rinna's clothes seriously looks cheap as hell. I've seen better stuff at K-Mart.

Rinna - maybe the queen of QVC but not BH. None of them are. Erika lives in Pasadena, Kyle, Dorit and Rinna live in the Valley, Denise lives in Malibu and Teddy lives in Hollywood. Sutton, who is not a HW might be the only one who lives in BH. It should be called the Real Housewives of the Greater Los Angeles area.

I believe Sutton lives in Bel Air.

r573 close enough - it is one of the three Bs Beverly Hills, Bel Air, Brentwood - I forgot Garcelle but I think that condo she was looking at was in Calabasas?

R555 No cared about glam until Erika joined the show with all of her various looks. Then Dorit joined, and her second season is when she suddenly became a glamazon fashion experiment.

It wasn't like that in the early days of the show. It was more about who was richer who had the bigger house and who had more nannies. Erika came in and changed all of that with the glam squad etc.

So everyone is pretty much copying Erika. I like Erika, she's probably my favorite housewife on Beverly Hills. And she's a native Georgian like me.

Erika actually fucked it up for the HWs. They used to demand hair and makeup until Erika showed up with her own glam squad and the ability to pay for them to travel with her. Erika even commented one time about "these bitches have enough money to bring their own people they are just too cheap to do it."

R576 That's how some rich people stay rich, by being cheap asses.

I like Erika too. I also like Denise even though she and her husband are loons.

I also like Denise despite her taste in men and she's right - she's 'Denise FUCKING Richards'.

Lisa Rinna is a big mouth snake attacking her friend Sutton over nothing. I can’t wait until someone gives her a smack down.

Lisa is a snake. She constantly calls out other people and tells them to own it yet when she was called out for telling Eden that Kim Richards was close to death she suddenly forgot she said that then turned the whole thing around on Dorit saying she was trying to say Lisa had a drug problem because of her big bag of pills. (which, let's be honest, was kind of a red flag). This is the woman who accuses Dorit of having a dinner party where all the guests were doing Coke - on camera.

They probably were R581

I can't imagine Dorit having a dinner party where everybody WASN'T doing coke.

New at Buca DiBeppo Encino... Dorit Coke Blows. You'll feel like you're flying off the Analfi coast when you snort this choice blow!

New at Buca De Beppo - DoritOs!

Buca De Beppo is such an awful restaurant.

I hope Kyle signs on with The Olive Garden and Rinna endorses Chef Boyardee just to piss off Dorit.

Dorit must be desperate for money.

I don't really understand her Buca Di Beppo concept? She supposed to design a room? How does one monetize that?

Fucking hell that outfit on Kyle was hideous!

MOAR CHANEL SHITE! PILE IT ON YOU TACKY BITCH!

R589, to monetize, she submits one set of receipts to Robert Earle of prices far higher than what the bric a brac she buys is worth, he cuts her a check, she pockets the difference between real and made up prices. Earle doesn't care; he's a scammer who will take the "hit" to lower book profits and give a "friend" a payday.

Robert Earle has been a scammer since he slid out of his mother's vagina. Ask anyone who's ever done business with him. This will not end well for her but she and PK don't have the smarts to see it.

Also, what may be part of the deal is shares. That's how he ended up in hot water with the "investors" of Planet Hollywood abd the even more failed knock-off concepts that followed: All Star Cafe and so on. He would get nabe talents to promote the restaurants in exchange for stock shares. Stallone, Arnold, Demo Moore. They all did it, making promo appearances for stock shares. They star power was so badly diluted that within eight years, N-Sync and any pop singer could get on the bsbdwahon: appearances and name and promo for stock. Which was fine when the stock was good but not so great when Planet stock fell so low, it was removed from the NYSE. All those celebrities riding high with huge numbers of stock shares suddenly had stock with literally no worth. It wouldn't surprise me if Earle sees the Housewives as another opportunity to repeat that scam: Doritos in Encino. Kelly Dodd in OC and so on. I've worked with the Jan. He is a five foot, one-inch barefoot scam artist and he should be in jail.

Denise’s poor daughters look so much like Charlie Sheen

Kyles looking really old this season

Really? Wow..Okay...wow

GOD GIT RID OF EM ALL......TIRED FUKS

Bump

I am 100 percent sure that Kyle and Mo broke up a long time ago. She should announce it now while the world is a mess. Do her patented froggy cry, etc. Get the attention she craves. He hasn't been on the literal scene for a long time, and when he has, the editing looks chopped. I suppose he and Farrah are in cozy quarantine.

Also...Kyle...the fucking mugging? Stop. Get an education. Do something with your life. Great, you think you are a good mother, but that is not the be all and end all. Get a fucking vocabulary. That would be Amaaaaaaaaazing.

Kyle's kids and (soon to be ex) husband are MIA this season which makes me think they are either over it, or Mo said No (at least for Farrah). The youngest one with the trashy name, the one Kyle was pushing to be a STAH! but looks like a troglodyte has ended up to be another dull, spoiled nub.

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