Handsome Pete Thread

In the photo he's coming for Trump and Bernie...…...

I think it's already been established that this is his most handsomest photo ever.

He really should buzz his hair. Instead he has the DC geek hairdo.

I’d jerk off to OP’s picture.

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Handsome Pete

Bet he has a hot little pussy.

There's nothing "little" about his pussy after Chasten is done wrecking it with his fists.

Great minds think alike, R6.

You people have no taste. That is the goofiest looking guy on earth. A walking Howdie Doody doll.

This is your insane Hillary-worship all over again.

I don't think he's a knock-out but he's way hotter than Bernie or Biden ever were.

Too fat.

Barefoot pictures, please!

He's just the right amount of unattractive to be president.

Weak chin.

R6 There must be some context missing from that?

Another DC geek

We need nudes.

r18 that was the picture I was thinking of. His hair looks good, his mouth is better, and he looks more macho. ;)

Not handsome, next.

r18 I remember Warren gays on Twitter mocking him when that photo came out last year, saying that's not how any man ties his tie. Conveniently forgetting that it's a stylised shot from a professional photoshoot, not a still from his home video.

Thanks for the ass shot, Breitbart.

Neither are handsome. Except in each others eyes. I think they are pleasant and energetic looking. Note to the Helen Keller above: Biden was a well-known babe, by the way.

Pete is nice looking. Smart, accomplished and nice liking, but not really handsome. Biden was HOT when young - admittedly loosing his hair & 70s style took him down a few pegs by the time he was Pete’s current age - but he’s got very handsome features.

Bernie was a nebbishy kid from Brooklyn.

Mmmmmm R29, I want to cuddle with him after he gets back from crew.

Don't forget me!

Handsome trio.

Different generations of handsome.

R28 / I actually think Bernie was better looking than Pete at that age. Bernie was a nicer than average looking Jewish guy - Pete has odd features; he’s certainly not ugly, but more interesting looking than handsome.

R33 Please tell me that was when he was a growing teen visiting D.C. and he’s not that short.

Pete is so fucking hot. I love a man in uniform. Mmmmmm

Pete’s looks really vary from photo to photo much more than Obama & Biden. Pete is noticeably better looking In R33 than in R32.

Another uniform shot.

Nerdy handsome.

Fingering action.

I'll bet Chasten loves those Navy shorts.

The now infamous thirst trap photo.

He looks like Mickey Mouse.

For r14.

His face looks completely different here, thanks to the angle and the quizzical expression.

Great Armed Services photo of him.

Handsome with an instrument.

Handsomer than Eichner? Yes? No?

Do we know how many people he’s killed? And is there a list of presidents who have killed people (directly, not indirectly)?

Handsome in Des Moines.

Handsomer than Pedro?

I bet he is an amazing rimmer.

Found part of my answer.

it turns me on when a man can handle is MEAT

Handsome with Anna.

R11 here.

I'm hungry for what I serve at the DL!

Crap.

I bet he sucks cock like a champ.

r44. he's got enormous feet!

By comparison, a recent picture of Bernie.

So the NRA Is going get behind him right? Trump talked about shooting someone on 5th Ave., but probably never really has handled a gun, but Pete’s like big guns.

I don't know that Pete is handsome but I think he is awfully cute and because he is smart I enjoy hearing him talk and often find him sexy. At his worst, I think he sometimes looks like Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean), but hell, sometimes I find Rowan Atkinson sexy too! I think it would be refreshing to have an attractive younger gay man as our president. I found Barack Obama sexy as well, even though he is quite straight. You know that he and Michelle are still gettin busy even though they are both in their fifties now.

Handsome while getting vaxxed.

Date night handsome.

Pete is cute, but he's no JFK!

Studebaker.

I’ll vote for him if he releases a sex tape. Chasten must be one hell of a top.

R66 no top takes their bottoms ugly last name lol

Chasten knows how to work that social media like a champ. After seeing the recent Iowa photos, I think Chasten might very well be the top in the relationship. A lot of powerful men & "straight acting" men turn out to be huge bottoms. Trust me, I know.

Nope!

He's damned cute. And he's got a tough, mean streak, too, in a good way.

And according to Haberman, Trump's camp is keeping a wary eye on him

r68 Chasten is too bottomy though. Pete is too buttoned up. I bet he's never had anal sex.

Pete has definitely had anal, lol. He's a horny bugger under that calm exterior.

[quote] I think Chasten might very well be the top in the relationship.

Pete is the top. The name gives it away.

Pete = Top

Peter = Bottom

It's like some of you don't know the gay rules.

Except Chasten calls him Peter in public and he used to be known as Peter before he became mayor. So what does that do to your theory?

r73 Petey is 100% bottom.

Chasten has bottom hair and glasses. No way he's a top.

Those 2 geeks don’t fuck. They play video games.

[quote]Except Chasten calls him Peter in public

Because bottoms always use proper names.

Yeah, cross between Howdy Doody and Alfred E Newman. No thanks.

r76 Pete doesn't play video games. He's too busy writing in his journal about his world domination plans. Chasten prepares delicious soups in his Ninja Foodi and feeds them to Pete while he's hard at work at his desk, hoping for a rare tender moment when Pete lays his head on his stomach.

I don't look at him as being handsome. I'm just glad that he's a viable candidate under 70. Besides he's married and not available.

100% convinced that the Mayor Pete troll is the Janet Jackson troll.

OK - top/bottom aside - in terms of size meat, who has the bigger cock even if it goes unused? Pete or Chasten? I feel like Chasten has a fat cock and I am not a Chasten stan. Pete does not feel well hung to me.

Every time I see a photo of Petey, it reminds me of this.

Pete stand in?

No, that's more of a Beto stand in...

Pete is definitely the top

Pete and Chasten don't actually have sex.

I'm not even that much of a Pete fan, and some you are just fuckibg nasty.

OP you're really fucked up with this fantasy that Pete is a handsome stud. 1) He is not, so your repetitive posting of pics labelled "Handsome Pete" is OCD unhinged. And mostly because 2) we don't need Pete to be handsome to be a viable and likeable leader. For crissakes, get a grip on yourself! If you don't, things will go south for you.

I think he is cute but not handsome. His service really is admirable and that makes him very sexy. Seems just like a great all around person.

He's cute. Chasten is even cuter, AND is hung from the way he packs his jeans.

Will this be the first time since Lincoln that the Lincoln bedroom will see man on man action? Did Lem serve JFK upstairs or downstairs at the WH?

Chasten has the better personality but would be Friend Zoned by me

R89, once again you’ve missed the point.

If handsome Pete were a Disney prince, which one would he be and why?

He's unconventionally handsome. Part of that is due to the fact he's in good shape. I don't think we've ever had a president of Mediterranean descent.

For my money Pete has the perfect combination of choir boy nerd and handsome and sexy man. He seems to have a nice fit body. I'd love to see his bare chest. If his chest is hairy, well dear God in Heaven he'd be perfect.

Rat faced dweeb

Let's just say Pete got into Harvard for his brain, and not to fill the golden glamour boy quota.

This is R98 just after he typed his post.

r100, there's probably more cheeto dust

Buttigieg is probably a good enough person, but in the looks department, he fits in someplace between total doofus and Damien from the Omen movies. If he was not young and gym-toned, he would have nothing going for him, whatsoever.

As for who in that marriage is the top and the bottom, the answer is obvious. Neither of them. Those two don't do anything more adventurous than mutual oral. The idea that either of them would open his hole to another man is preposterous. They are both virtuous and they look down on all that dirty sex stuff men do in New York and San Francisco.

They are the quintessential men "who just happened to be gay." Ugh.

Your first paragraph is correct. Your second paragraph is sad projection.

The problem with some of you is that you think that Instagram Thirst Traps, Porn Stars, and Chaturbate Models are the height of gay male sexuality. Nope. Pete and Chasten are not everyone's cup of tea, but they found each other and clearly make each other happy. They appear to be regular, healthy men and they probably have a healthy and active sex life. We can speculate all day and night about who does what to whom, but since these two are not recording their sexy times for tokens, we are never gonna know and just have to keep on wondering. For me, I like who they are and I like what they represent. As a gay man, it's nice to have some representation for a change that doesn't feel like a gay minstrel show. I want Pete to be my president, I don't want to date him.

It's always hilarious to watch a bunch of queens on this board act like they know every minute detail about the private life and private thoughts of someone they've never met.

Have you no powers of observation, R105? Have you learned nothing you can apply from your time walking the planet? With every new person you meet, do you really start all over again, back at square one, as if you know nothing about the world and the people in it?

Buttigieg has spent a good part of the last year in front of cameras promoting himself for the sole purpose of winning the approval of the electorate. If you are paying attention, he has given you a lot to consider and evaluate. It is most certainly not that we know too little about him. The danger with politicians is that we come to know too much.

A girl can dream

Where did that photo of Pete doing some Christmas tree adjusting, lying on the floor, butt up go?

it's on chasten's instagram

That photo went into the nightstands of far too many people posting here. Right next to the lube and the towel

Towel?

Pete is handsome. I don't know why so many people insist he isn't. He's not some smoking hot sex God. But absolutely he's an attractive man

He loves to eat!

Ok its all in the eye of the beholder but my dear, "attractive" is not the same as "handsome".

I would eat that cock, swallow those balls and lick that sweaty asshole.

We don't much like the whore in the WH now, r115.

I was going to say that perhaps one or both of them are versatile, but then I remembered that this is DL where versatile men don't exist.

[quote]I don't think we've ever had a president of Mediterranean descent.

I forget Pete is Mediterranean because he looks so white bread. But yes, he would be the first president of Mediterranean background. Maltese people are ethnically Italian.

Pete is what I call an "approachable hotty". He's a sexy, fit man but just a quirky looking enough face to make people unafraid to engage with him. IMO that kind of man is infinitely sexier than some muscled up stud with 3 kinds of product in his hair.

I agree. He also can carry on a conversation well

And he has one of the sexiest voices ever. And I am unanimous in that!

Bernie has a sexy voice, no?

Pete does have a sexy voice. And speaks with confidence.

And obviously Chasten is the bottom. That's not me saying versatile men don't exist. But Chasten took his last name. Lots of gay couples don't even do that. Pete is the top

Look how handsome he looked in Merrimack earlier today.

Is he wearing blush?

He’s wearing lush formula

R125 it's Fenty, thanks

God, in that pic with Obama, he and the husband look like Mormon missionaries.

Sexy

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Who keeps posting that pork chop picture and why does it make me laugh?

You guys are all in desperate need of seeing eye dogs.

A cuter one for r133.

There's a lot of "pete is a rat" images floating around but this one is my favorite (he's eating a cinnamon roll)

There is something wrong with a man who wears a wrist watch on his right arm. It's just not done.

And enough with the pork chop. Where is the obligatory campaign photo of the candidate biting into a foot long hot dog???

Handsome Pete?

Oh, dear.

[quote]There is something wrong with a man who wears a wrist watch on his right arm. It's just not done.

He's a leftie, so I imagine it feels as natural as a wristwatch on the left arm to a right-handed person.

[quote]There is something wrong with a man who wears a wrist watch on his right arm. It's just not done.

When you're left-handed, you wear your watch on your right arm.

hideous queen

the wife is even uglier. 30 and looking 42.

I love you, Pete!

R137, it’s because he’s a southpaw.

An interesting article about Presidents and watches.

I thought everyone now is calling him Ratboy and saying that he looks like one.?

Pork chops for everyone!

r145 he actually does look like a rat in some of the pictures. They're pretty funny :-)

It's stupid, but funny. I take them as jokes but I know the Bernie Bros pushing them don't.

I find him sexy. He doesn’t have movie star looks but he’s sexy in the way Bill Clinton was. Smart too. He’s my favorite.

I would suck him off. I wonder how big his dick is.

R149 I think it’s bigger than we would expect. Not huge but perfectly shaped. Plus he’s got huge balls.

R147, If anyone morphed Bernie’s face to look like a rat, they’d be, rightfully, accused of antisemitism.

Accusing someone of being vermin, which most have an understandable revulsion towards, is a predictable tactic of extremists, just look at Nazi propaganda.

It is unacceptable from both from both the right and left, and should be rejected by any person of conscience.

It is telling that Bernie refused last night in New Hampshire, again, to repudiate such vitriol from his surrogates.

I don't think Bernie has much control over his followers at all.

R152, just like Trump.

R151 high five 🙌. Calling a candidate if your own party a rat means you’re a troll and not a Democrat.

In that photo of Pete kayaking in the wet shorts you can make out his balls and they look pretty big. Chasten must have quite a mouthful when he goes down on him.

r152 he does, he just doesn't use it because he wants them to do it. That's what he's tapping into - it's his power source.

R156, it’s called ‘plausible deniability’ and it’s disgusting.

At least Hillary come out and says what she means.

I bet good money that a troll (Bernie's or Vladimir's) is already working on a deep fake kompromat video.

Pete is a solid 7/8 out of 10 for me. But being a known gay, with a great CV, vying for a powerful position, is sexy. And he's got personality, all of that brings him up to a 10.

I was trying to find a good picture (maybe paparazzi queens can help me out here), but y'all remember--I think it was the third democratic debate--when Pete had a haircut. Came out with some mark on his face even he couldn't explain. But his suit, his swagger, and performance during that debate was doing it for me that day...

The weird spot in question

R160 AIDS!!!!!!!

On SNL they said the Iowans liked Pete because he looks like their grandson who fixes their computer for them.

He can

To be on top of him feeling his warmth as I my dick goes inside him. Mmmmmm

I bet he’s bottoms like a chap.

Everyone who propagates that "Pete is a rat" meme might as well be a red state Trump deplorable.

I've decided he is a bottom. That explains why he was single/closeted so long; as a bottom, it is harder to find a suitable top. If he was a top, he'd have been fighting guys off- esp. in the military.

Chasten is a fem top.

R166 nailed it.

Maybe he even nailed Buttigieg, too. Sounds like it.

I see it. Theater guys often are

Fem tops can often throw a damned good fuck.

Pete could use one to loosen up.

Bernie is a self-hating Jew, R151, so the accusations of antisemitism should go to him and not his critics.

mmm, hairy legs at #44

Chasten preparing to fist Pete

The worship of this conservative, militaristic, major race problem, billionaire-courting, closet case until 2015 WHO IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY GOOD LOOKING, is fucking disturbing. The worst gay people on earth all seem to congregate on DL now. Fucking fascist lovers, the lot of you.

Fascism came to the US wrapped in the flag, carrying the cross, and hot on the heels of “marriage equality,” and all the “good gays” lined up to wave their flags and flash their shiny crosses and gush over which gay fascist was the **HOTTEST!!**

Fucking losers.

Chasten

R172, at a candy store no less

[quote]Fascism came to the US wrapped in the flag, carrying the cross, and hot on the heels of “marriage equality,” and all the “good gays” lined up to wave their flags and flash their shiny crosses and gush over which gay fascist was the **HOTTEST!!**

he's no fascist, he does have some answers to give, but he's no fascist - save your vitriol for the garbage fire in the WH now

R173, hyperbole is not your friend and everything is not black and white.

When you accuse everyone who isn’t in agreement with you of being racist or fascist or both, which your posting history suggests you indeed do, people won’t listen to your opinions anymore.

Just because you don’t like something doesn’t mean it’s the WORST THING IN THE WORLD and when you constantly act like it is people will eventually just roll their eyes and discount even your correct assertions as the wailings of a drama queen or troll.

r173, you're falling into the trap of 'Everybody is crazy. I am the only sane'. If you don't find yourself aligned with the mainstream it would help if you find out what sets you apart from the majority. Nothing wrong with having extravagant ideas. All the good changes stem from those ideas. But you need to figure out why not everybody is following you. What's missing for the majority to follow you? What argument do you need to make to convince the ignorant? That's your task. Shouting out "You're all wrong" doesn't help anyone. It doesn't help you or the ones who should change their view. You need to connect the dots, bridge gaps, in order to make me follow you.

R173, is one of those hateful screamers who eventually end up on YouTube going ballistic in fast-food joints.

Indeed, or a bit hit on Twitter.

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People calling a rat are NO BETTER than MAGATs

R181, fuck you!

The only time i ever feel sorry for a politician is when they have to eat something in front of the cameras. Because we'd all look ridiculous if a photographer caught us mid chew or just as we take the bite.

I'm sorry but once you see the rat you can't unsee it.

R186 fuck off. Sanders looks like a dirty, unbathed old man on the verge of death.

r187 I agree with you on Sanders - he does look like a walking corpse. But interesting that you think not really liking Pete means I must be a Bernie Bro.

R188 well the rat comments are coming from his rabid fans so it’s only fair. Who is your candidate if it isn’t Bernie??? Pray, do tell.

I think Biden looks older than Sanders most of the time.

Do you think Pete and Chasten are into rimming?

If Bernie appeared to be on the verge of death, I could muster more patience for him. But he doesn't.

Biden looks frail. And when he tries to compensate by trying to look robust, he looks even more frail. Get that old man some help.

Biden does look ancient.

r189 I was merely saying that once you see the photos they are spreading of him as a rat, you can't unsee it. Don't be so sensitive :p Chasten would not approve!

r192 Biden has been through a lot and is a tough old fucker. He isn't hopped up on amphetamines like Orange Hitler.

He's still old as shit, r195.

r196 thanks for pointing that out again! I love the casual ageism on these threads. You'll get there soon enough, cunts.

R196: still wet-behind-the-ears and as inexperienced as shit.

R195. That means he’ll only be a one term president. He’s just smart enough to pick a better veep than him

r199 agreed. I think he would be perfect, especially with Kamala Harris as his VP.

they can sing together again

[quote]thanks for pointing that out again! I love the casual ageism on these threads. You'll get there soon enough, cunts.

The man is a fucking fossil who could stroke out anytime, and he's running for the most stressful job in the world. Take your "ageism" shit and shove it up your ass. The President of the US is not a job for a senior citizen.

r173, you belong in a fucking mental institution.

Buttigieg/Abrams?

Soldier Pete = Woof x 10 to the infinite power.

Do you think Pete ever puts on camo and takes Chasten prisoner?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yes

R149 - “ I would suck him off. I wonder how big his dick is.”

Big

He looks like one of those short guys who'd be packing a big cock.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yes

I bet he's uncut, since his father is Maltese

Commenting to piss off the other thread!

We need a sodomite in the White House. jFK - definitely. LBJ - possibly. Nixon - nope but he probably wanted to.. Ford -who knows. Carter - definitely not. Reagan - probably not. Bush 1 - maybe. Clinton - yep and I bet Hillary had a sore ass when younger. Bush 2 - maybe when coked up. Obama - maybe. Trump - yep at least when younger. Of course that’s all straight. How about homo lovin? Wouldn’t put anything past JFK but probably not In the White House for a long time, if ever.

r202 you seem really emotional.

Bump

Would love to see Pete in a threesome with Trudeau & Macron.

Those two hotties wouldn't let goofy looking Pete near them.

I could see him sucking off brian sims

Hottest thing about Pete is his personality. He's very alpha, not just running for president generally but he really goes after some of the other candidates in the debates.

He's very smart and sure of himself.

He's a cute nerd type at best. Biden was hot … when I was in the first grade.

It's very refreshing to see a gay man in the public eye who is just a regular guy and not some stereotype like we usually get.

Of course he is sure of himself. But not for any good reason. He was educated in college prep schools and shipped off to Harvard, as planned. The Ivy League schools tell students overtly and in subtle ways that they are the best and the brightest. They are the future leaders. They are the ones the world will look to and depend on.

He is sure of himself because he was educated and socialized to think of himself as the best of the best. Which explains a bit of why he stayed in the closet for 15 years or more. He was entitled to all those opportunities he claimed and he was entitled to lie about himself to get them.

R222 that's not fair. I didn't get any of those opportunities and I also took a while to come out. Didn't happen until I was 24. It's just hard for some people. I don't think it's just about advancing in life

Being President is hard. Coming out is nothing by comparison.

Coming out in 2015 is as easy as it gets.

It depends entirely on where you live. In many states it's still completely legal to fire people just for being gay. There are lots of communities where even if they don't ostracize you, you're supposed to keep your gayness to yourself. Pete doesn't do that. He and Chasten are very openly affectionate to each other. Indiana is very different from NYC of San Francisco

R225, from the time he was 18 and left for Harvard until the time he ran for mayor, Pete Buttigieg didn't spend much time in Indiana. You need a stronger argument.

R226 I'm Jamaican. I was brought up around people that hated gays. Even after four years of college in liberal Massachusetts I still wasn't ready. That stuff sticks with you. They call them the "formative years" for a reason. The point is not only did he eventually come out, he got married and proudly parades his husband about him.

I maintain that even today in 2020, for some people coming out is still a terrifying experience. What age you did it at does not define your character. Pete is clearly very proud to be gay now. And that's what's important.

[quote] I maintain that even today in 2020, for some people coming out is still a terrifying experience.

Fine. But people who are terrified of their own truth should not run for President.

If he were closeted TODAY I wish agree with you. That's not someone mentally equipped to run for president.

But instead your arguing that if you come out past 18 or some other arbitrary age, you should be banned from running forever. Which makes no sense

That's not at all what I argued at R222.

That only a currently closeted candidate is disqualified is naive. You mention 18. But he was 33. And he's not, nor has he ever been, Jamaican. He was raised in an upper middle class American home by academics. I was also raised in Indiana, so do not come back telling me how hard it is there. I came out there before Buttigieg was born. It wasn't that difficult to do, even in the 1970's.

[quote] It wasn't that difficult to do, even in the 1970's.

Many tens of thousands of gay men would disagree with that assessment. I'm glad you felt comfortable doing it back then. But you shouldn't assume your experience was universal. And you definitely shouldn't assume that struggling with it implies some sort of dishonesty or instability

Struggling to come out is one thing. But while you're doing it, you're still likely to be posing as straight. And that goes to integrity. You can examine that and decide for Buttigieg, or against him, but it is foolhardy not to honestly examine it. And how do we know it was really difficult for him? That's something largely being made up by his supporters. Have you ever been to Cambridge, MA? Outside of West Hollywood, it is the easiest place in America to be gay.

If he was threatened by coming out in Cambridge, and I am not saying that he was, then you have to ask why that was so. It's certainly not the social pressures of Cambridge. It's likely not his college professor parents. Ergo, I am satisfied that it has everything to do with Pete's ambitions. He presented himself as straight until he got the things he wanted. And I find that dishonest.

R232, there are closet cases in Los Angeles.

If you see closeted gays in Los Angeles, then I can definitely imagine closeted gays in Cambridge.

R224 = Rachel Maddow

It's still difficult to come out, including today in 2020.

This old debate. Look, if you're a shopbottom who was a screaming queen from the moment you were shat out of your mother's cunt you really had no choice but to be out your whole life. For other people it was more complicated than that.

OMG, so Pete isn't perfect. If you're so perfectly gay, why don't you run for president? Then you can vote for yourself and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Pete doesn't deserve to become president as he didn't come out on his 18th birthday.

OP If you find a handsome Pete let us know.

Pete is a newt guy

I don't care when Pete came out, but that rat-faced little pocket gay is neither handsome nor qualified to be president.

he's more qualified than trump and far better looking

Agree with you on both counts, r241, and will gladly vote for him if he gets the nom, but there are better candidates running; plus, these silly "he's so cute! he's so sexy! wonder what he and chasten do in bed" threads are irritating and make it hard to take Pete and his gay male supporters seriously.

^r240

Pete looks good tonight. He is at his best when his hair is cut short and he acts with confidence and swagger like he is tonight.

R228 is Cory Booker.

Is there an official Las Vegas debate thread? I can't seem to find it.

Anyway, I am going to break that bony finger off of Bernie's hand if he shakes it at me one more time.

Oh....Pete looks good tonight and he's very feisty.

I'm sure Pete has a big cock. Maltese are a Sicilian/Arab mix.

Maltese are ethnically Italian. The Muslims were expelled during the Hohenstaufen dynasty in the 13th century. There weren't that many of them to begin with, either. Malta was very sparsely populated and was mainly used as a military garrison during this time.

Then why is their language a Semitic one? They are descendants of a highly Arabized Sicilian subgroup.

Italians from mainland Italy populated Malta from the 13th century onwards. Of course there's some admixture, but most Maltese are ethnically Italian.

Where did the language come from?

Not being sarcastic at all. This is fascinating. Shit like this is why I love DL

There is a Nevada debate thread, should be top thread. Terrible at linking.

Here is the link to the Nevada debate which is going on now.

Are there any pics of his scruff look last night ?

That was not a scruff look. Pete, being an egghead, is just not attentive to his ablutions.

R256 is an ass. Get crabs and die.

Tom Selleck mustache.

""""Handsome"""". You queens wouldn't give him the time of day if he weren't white lol.

I’m cool with R258

R259 = BloomBot

In drag.

Pete does look a lot like Hank Kimball.

R258 here. Top Gun!

delicious

Pete’s secret service code name will be maverick.

Sexy

The Secret Service will almost certainly name him Pansy. Not officially. But behind his back.

#BeardedButtigieg

I think he’d benefit from slightly longer hair. It would erase some of the band dorkness.

Also, #stopbernie.

#hotpetie

A boring moderate who is awkward around African-Americans. That's Pete.

He’s sexy and probably likes it that way. The only way to get this is a new song

I wasn't going to vote for him but I do hope we get to see more of him some day

Hope he enjoys that double-ended dildo with Chasten tonight.

Pete is so uptight he gets a finger up his ass only once a year and that's from his doctor.

he's probably been clenching that hole really tight lately. I hope that chasten can help he relax it and enjoy himself