Official Nevada Debate Thread

Go Any!!! We love you and are cheering for you.

Why do I suspect that response didn't go the way you wanted it to r1?

Will probably be a repeat of New Hampshire. Bernie wins with a much more narrow margin than expected.

Amy's plan to smuggle in a Bloomberg destroying secret weapon... no one suspects a Minnesotan woman with a jellied salad!

Just remember Amy, you need to aim lower than usual.

Bernie's going hard tonight for Bloomberg, it looks like. I hope it's a barnburner and they all like lose their shit and only Pete is standing there going WTF? because Pete isn't really the lose your shit type. Amy throwing podiums, Biden shouting 'C'mon, man!' Bernie and Bloomie throttling each other. Warren with her laser pointer. It could be awesome!

R5 = part of the problem.

Bloomberg is either going to ace this thing, or blow it, I don't see a middle result here. Amy gets lost in the shuffle as she has completely blown her wad of cutesy shtick; won't make double digits on Saturday.

I like Amy but didn’t like her answer Maher’s question what will she do if Rump refuses to leave.

The Asian guy should get a talk show. He was very entertained. I didn’t like how he dismissed the Russians helping Rump get elected.

Trump's refusing to leave strikes me as feeding Democrats' paranoia. It would have to be some sort of a Florida-like razor thin margin before something like that could be considered. Otherwise, the Republicans in Washington are behind the scenes are sick of him and would just as soon he go and regroup for next time.

I get mad when they say whoever is going to be the candidate is going to let Rump have it in the debates. Have they forgotten Hilary won the debates?

I'm not completely convinced Trump will be the candidate on the ballot in November. However, if he is, I think he'll find a way to get out of the debates.

Amy is going to be at the end of the debate stage, next to Pete. I'm sure she's been practicing her eye rolls all week.

It’s going to be entirely about Bloomberg. I also believe Bloomberg will be given an absurd amount of speaking time. I don’t think Pete or Amy will be a factor in this debate, which is provably a good thing for them.

I hope Pete addresses Amy by her Spanish name: Elena Klobuchurros.

It's going to be brutal tonight... Bernie on the defensive over self inflicted wounds..

The Press Sec at R15 is a perfect example of Bernie and his ilk. Threatening to hold the country hostage if they don’t support their candidate is deplorable.

I hope Pete addresses her as Elena. Such a phony panderer she is.

That's something a bitchy queen would do. So, even odds he sees such an opening. 😉

Excited to watch this shit show ....

vamos Pete!!

Serious question- will Bloomberg stand on a box?

Whatever happens, it will be a divisive shitshow. And it will reinforce the idea that Trump's re-election is inevitable and unstoppable.

Bloomberg is pissing me off. He’s carpet bombing the airwaves with commercials wrapping himself in Obama like he was the VP, not Biden. If you didn’t know better you’d think Obama endorsed him (he hasn’t.)

I hope the other candidates wipe the floor with his arrogant ass tonight. This is the only time I’ve wished Harris was still in the race just to see how she’d destroy him.

Fuck this asshole.

I hope Pete switches from English to Spanish in the middle of the debate. After all, it is Nevada.

[Quote] Go Any!!! We love you and are cheering for you.

Thank you, my fabulous gay.

Señoras y señores,

Yo soy Pedro Buttigieg. Hola.

I hope Pete invited the President of Mexico to seat front row as his guest of honor. “Hey Amy, you won’t believe who’s here tonight!”

I'm ready to watch Liz destroy Bloomberg.

—Beto's forgotten tears

How long into the debate before the Telemundo guy asks “Who is for free healthcare for illegal immigrants?” and all 6 hands shoot up? Like what happened in one of the earlier debates.

Wait for it. These people are idiots.

OHHHH Pete and Amy are going to be side by side, better make sure she doesn't have any staplers with her Pete.

My husband is ready ..... ready to cut a bitch or two.

Medicare for all theoretically could be construed as free healthcare for illegals. I don't see how a more vigorous insurance system the others propose is quite the same thing?

Do Pete and Chasten have someone who just hangs around them to take a picture when they do something cute?

I think it actually maybe a posed selfie.

Doesn't every campaign have a permanent fly on the wall photographer?

They all need to drag Bloomberg. Drag him back to hell where he belongs.

DNC chair Tom Perez speaking on MSNBC ... really bizarre how this could have been Pete instead.

Tom is truly an inspiring speaker

Excited to watch. And if Bloomberg doesn’t fail terribly, it will be a huge win for him.

Popcorn is ready!

Any buzzwords for debate bingo?

Skeletor onstage now. God he’s bizarre looking.

How about taking a double shot if Amy dares to try and say something in Spanish?

[quote] Tom is truly an inspiring speaker

He inspired me to hit the mute button.

R40 “Folks”

“Look, folks”

“Here’s the deal, folks” and of course

“the American People”

This guy fucking sucks lmao

He sucks...yes. What did he do before DNC stuff?

Televangelist, Rose.

I think he was an announcer for Ronco commercials before this gig

Sec of Labor under Obama

Hola buenos votantes latinos y latinas de nevada. Soy Amy Klobuchar o, como me conocen en español, Rosetta Klobuchar. Vótame porque si no lo haces, te quitaré ese maldito sombrero más rápido de lo que puedes decir, pero toda mi familia está al otro lado de esa pared. Capiche?

R46 Cryptkeeper

Pete bettah BRING IT! DON'T let Bloomberg steal the limelight.

If Pete is going to be taking heat as the supposedly unelectable candidate, he ought to just have an oops! moment and address her as Elena.

Bloomberg literally advertising on MSNBC before this debate. JFC.

Steve Kornacki’s been mainlining caffeine all afternoon and he’s ready to rock.

Steve Kornacki 😍 Cutey pie!

Steve Kornacki getting dressed in the morning, hmmm should I wear the Blue shirt and Tan pants, or the Tan pants and the Blue shirt.

Wow Bloomberg really is short.

Pete and Amy in blue.

He's not only short he looks about 10000 years old

Same old purple for liz

I think it's going to come down to Bernie and Bloomberg. I would be happy with either one of them, but I'm more inclined to support the one that has the biggest margins over Trump. Today that's Bloomberg.

Bernie really, really looked ancient in that shot.

[quote] Wow Bloomberg really is short.

The same size as Putin.

Joy Reid’s hairline keeps moving north and her eyebrows are MIA. Looks creepy.

Pete looks so young!

Bloomberg is the same age as Bernie, 78.

Pete looks fit!

Everyone frantically writing notes, except Bloomberg, just standing there, looking arrogant.

Robert Gibbs has gotten sexier since he left the Obama administration.

I wish they'd stop with this idea that somehow even if he were the only one over 15% Statewide, Bernie would get all the delegates. He might get a lot of them, but most are done at district-level.

Agree, R70.

oh fuck

Yeah, Gibbs has slimmed down and aged into a sexy professor type.

Oh I miss Less Nessbaum!

ok bitches let's gooooooo

C'MOOOON SALAD COMB

eew chuck toad

Go Bernie!

Geez, that many moderators IS NOT necessary.

Ucch Chuckles and breathless Hailey

omg Warren next to Bloomberg lmfao

Bloomie not on a box.

Chuck Todd, please don't be all Chuck Todd tonight. Ask something intelligent.

Bloomberg is the same height as Amy. Lol

first question already pits Bloomberg vs. Sanders lol

Yas!

Movement has no value to the middle.

the way he says "healthcare" kills me

Liz has her hand up. Call on me!

Bernie's yellow teeth are distracting

Oh, Elizabeth Warren, please calm down and wait your turn.

Old white guy neck on full display tonight.

Get that big bitch, Bernie!

Bloomberg is an evil motherfucker.

Liz shutdown.

Hang on to your dicks, boys, and let the fun begin!

Bloomberg’s voice is quivering

After Trump, I don't know if screaming Bernie is what I need.

I'll vote for him if he's the candidate, but still.

Good for Bloomberg, going right to the point.

Oh SNAP

Bloomberg is nervous.

Horse-faced lesbians!

wow Warren going HARD right out the gate!

HORSE-FACED LESBIANS

Liz!!!!!!! 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

It is ON!

Well, Liz just lost my vote.

ugh, really, right off the bat Bloomberg, the insurance plan that they love? Seriously. Yes, billionaires love their utterly unneeded insurance plans. Most everyone else hates them.

It's already the best Presidential debate ever!

GO LIZ!

Omg Liz!

Horse

Faced

Lesbians

Liz coming right for Bloomberg!

Liz throwing haymakers.

Warren's cold almost healed maybe 1 more day would have been perfect

I am screaming!!!!!

Go a LizBern!!!!!

Liz has just cut a bitch

I like townhall Bernie better than screaming debate Bernie. He seems deranged in debates.

Warren knows this is 1 of her last stands. She must do well in Nevada

Bloomberg has dead lizard eyes.

Gdammit where is nicole wallace???

Oh, God... Amy can you say something - ANYTHING - new?

Liz just shot herself in the head.

Damn, Warren coming in hot!

Tell em Amy!

Amy’s face lift has settled down and looks better now.

The women are going for the jugular, damn.

I did see a pundit saying if everyone piles on Bloomberg he might garner the sympathy factor bump in polls

so I hope Sanders gets hit tonight too

If Pete and Amy are smart they’ll keep their mouths shut and let the other four eviscerate each other.

Wow, Warren just came out swinging! She was magnificent. I wanted her very much and have since switched to Bernie because it doesn't look like she can win but maybe she'll make a comeback. I'll still be thrilled with Bernie but I do love Liz so much!

Klobuchar - I'm not gonna wait my turn.

Enjoy it while it lasts, Amy.

billionaires really aren't used to dealing with actual liberals. They pay people for that.

Bloomberg is a weak ass bitch.. Nothing like his commercials make him out to be.

I'm imagining Elizabeth in a meeting with Putin. That would be interesting.

Bloomberg focusing his early attacks on Trump interesting strategy

Is Joe Biden still awake?

I’m calling it now: Best Debate Ever.

Will Peter go full bitch-mode tonight too?

I want him to.

They're all circling the wagons against Bloomie!

Bloomberg’s eyes are watering.

Pete looking at Biden like....

Pete's like: What the hell got into Joe?

Pete quiet.

Mikey you don't let these emotional whiney bitches throw u you! Keep it up. They already threw out their stabbiest bits. Hang tight.

Bloomberg's gonna cry.

I miss Steyer!

Pete is woke

Biden Vs Bloomberg! It;s like a fight at Shady Pines

Bernie, Liz and Amy are gonna fry that shriveled bitch, Bloomberg.

Ugh. Why must he speak.

Damn, this isn't going the way Bloomberg thought it would.

Did Biden have a laser peel on the bottom half of his face and say fuck the top?

Pete shoulda shaved.

Joe has Donnie white circles around his eyes.

This is the first debate where all six of the candidates actually belong there. It's refreshing to see that they have narrowed it down. Even though it's a whole lotta white folks.

Pete has a 2 day stubble. What's that all about?

Change the channel on WineCave boy.

Pete just did it!

oop!

Pete threw down his own gauntlet saying neither Sanders nor Bloomberg is a Democrat

Pete just scored!

OOH PETE

Was Biden coached by Donnie Trump?

Chasten's hole is getting WRECKED tonight.

What was Pete's line there?

Go Daddy, speak truths.

I think you’ve got the WRONG WORD, bitch.

Stubble = I want to look older than 12.

Pete has just cut a bitch

did pete hire a joke writer?

OH SHIT PETE

Sanders already red

someone check his pulse

Everybody is playing dirty now!

That's one for the gay guy.

PETE MAKING SENSE!

I always come away from these debates loathing all of the candidates. I usually turn it off after 20 minutes because the nastiness is demoralizing.

Bernie ain’t playing.

A LITTLE BIT OF POWAH

They’re ALL swinging!

Calm down Bernie. We don’t have time for CPR tonight.

Bernie should be wearing an automatic blood pressure monitor.

Oooooh!

Bernie's gonna have a HAAT ATTAK~~~

Bernie is bringing the full Jeremiah

Bernie’s going to have a stroke

Pete's a man baby!

Pete better get in that action!

Five minutes in.

We’re all fucked

Oooooooh! Bitch!

Everyone's a cunt tonight. Love it.

This is ugly from the get go. But I trust it will get friendlier.

Bernie is going to have another Las Vegas heart attack.

Twitter is going to be a FUCKING MESS

Bernie Bros going to go after Buttigieg and Bloomberg very hard tonight

Bloomberg and Bernie are doing well.

Pete stepped on a whole bunch of rakes going after Bernie.

"Empower" is just one of those cheesy words, meaning pat on the head and never anything else.

Taking scene away from BB

Pete- Eddie Munster in the Debate Club

The audience! “Slap her, Winona!” Lol

Yes Pete, call out Bernie’s hateful minions

This crowd doesn't seem to like Bernie.

oop now they're asking Warren to talk about Bernie Bros

Bernie Bros going to be foaming at the mouth at everyone tonight

I still love you Lizzie.

Wilona, not Winona

Sorry for my embarrassing typo!

I want Bernie’s cock in me.

This is messy as hell. And I'm LIVING for it!

Pete needs to focus on Bloomberg. That's his competition in the moderate lane. Don't fuck this up, Pete!!!!

Maybe they should have ignored him.

can someone explain Warren's heavy breathing? I'm not talking about her recent cold. Even when she's healthy you can hear her breathing between sentences. She's very fit and healthy so I don't get it. Does she have asthma?

They're so nasty Kellyanne Conway has already had to change her panties.

Twice.

Ok, I find something to like in ALL of these candidates.

I like that.

Holy shit they all brought guns to a knife fight.

She’s not on the stage tonight R202. She dropped out of the race.

Pete looks presidential to me.

Twittuh!

and you know the dumbass mainstream media will be negative on this debate decrying the negativity! Saying Democrats are going into the gutter like Trump!

I can see the false equivalences now

this debate is good

TWITTAH! NOINTY-NOYN PAHCENT! NINA TUHNUH!

This is too mean spirited. And frankly, all of them except Bloomberg are coming off as desperate.

And I'm not even a Bloomberg fan.

I cant keep up with the thread.

Bring the Light!

Bern Bros jacking off to finger wagging.

Bernie is fucking on FIRE TONIGHT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Nice combover, Pete. No one's fooled by you receding hairline on your left side.

Oh Pete, is going for it...

I must disagree Bernie. Tonight is gonna be ALL about the attacks. We're all here for it.

Bloomberg got his throat slit in the first five minutes.

Everyone clapped for Pete

They're all scheming about how to jump in...

How are all of these disparate candidates going to eventually come together along with their supporters behind one candidate after all the dust settles from these knock down, drag out debates? It feels like we're more fractured then ever.

LET AMY SPEAK

R214, They are always trying to make drama. But now that their establishment billionaire golden boy is getting it, they probably won't like it.

Buttigieg is very aggressive tonight. Very different from NH and Iowa

Get that damn old goat, Pete!

[quote]and you know the dumbass mainstream media will be negative on this debate decrying the negativity! Saying Democrats are going into the gutter like Trump! I can see the false equivalences now

And about how cool and calm and composed Bloomberg was.

While Bernie has a very tasteful, minimalist comb-over.

Oh noes, everyone isn't politely worshiping the rich! How is this possible?

Fucking beautiful Pete.

Yes Bernie, why are your supporters acting as badly as you?

Moderators have lost control of the debate. Not that they ever had it.

GOOD.

OK, but they’re all wasting time talking about “toxicity”

Pete lost half of his would be supporters in NH after Klobuchar bitch slapped him in the last debate. He cant afford to sit on his hands.

I thought Amy was gonna tell a joke when she had a solution.

Amy has nothing to say.

yes, Amy, millions must have no health care so that thousands can have great health care. Fine, great, thanks.

LET MARIANNE SPEAK!!!

WTF with the moderator?!? Pete and Bernie get a full half hour program, but Amy speaks a sentence, and she has to shut up??? BS

Warren is stupid. She still won't go after Bernie.

Pete's eyes are such a pretty blue.

Chuck Todd should not tilt his head down.

Pete is making me horny tonight that's my baby and I'm really proud!

At this rate, we'll be hitting " Official Nevada Debate Thread #22"

DataLounge is breaking the internet!

👌 #YouGoGurls

Can someone get Chuck Todd some hairplugs?

Lol 243

Let Bloomie Speak!

Susan Sarandon’s electric vibrator just short circuited.

Bernie is too hyper for my taste.

I'll never get over that joke r243. I'm not mature.

LOL, r243.

I liked Marianne, and would've voted for her.

Pete has gotten more applause for his statements than any other candidate so far.

just remember even with the attacks so early on tonight, NOTHING will compare to the viciousness of the 2016 repub primaries. Trump vs. Cruz vs. Rubio vs. Bush was so much more nasty and personal

this is all political very different so the media shouldn't conflate them

Liz coming for Pete!

Bloomberg’s been totally shut down.

If Bloomberg doesn't speak up soon he is going to get left in the dust. Unless it is his strategy to just fly under the radar...

Biden and Bloomberg left to get coffee or something.

Liz in kamikaze mode!

Warren is talking economics. I guess the tranny issue didn't work out like she thought it would.

omg Liz going after EVERYONE

Oh noes, sisterhood is dead!

AND Amy!

Sweet Jesus, Liz is coming for everybody.

Who throws the first glass of wine?

Liz on fire.

Warren swiping at everyone lmfao

Holy shit, they are all on fire!

Does Bloomberg have tiny hands?

Are Liz and Amy going to form a Presidential/Vice Presidential tag team ?

Lis is a straight up cunt. Trying to pull a Klobuchar I see.

This kitten has claws! And they’re jungle red!!

I'm going to burn this shit to the ground.

Biden and Bloomberg are staying above the fray. This is entertaining but excessive.

Mini Mike

Pete treating them like the trifling jokes they are 🤡

Biden has said the least so far

Liz brought a machete to a knife fight.

Liz has had with your NONSENSE people

Gangsta.

What is Warren doing

Liz brought a damn chainsaw!

Good one, Amy.

Warren is tearing it up, burning it down, and building it up.

I like this Liz but I know misogynists won't. They'll call her a bitch, a cunt etc

meanwhile Trump can say anything

That's not Biden. That's a mannequin.

someone check his pulse r281

Did Biden and Bloomberg leave?

Liz needs to stop waving her fucking hand in the air, or I'll break her fucking wrist because I was once the Vice President.

Bernie is waaay too red tonight!

Biden should just go home now.

My goodness. Cat claws are out tonight.

Poor Choad Toad is getting flustered. Poor thing.

I’m liking Bernie

remember the next debate is in 6 days!

Biden is wishing someone would attack him so he could reply.

HE LIVES

Bloomberg is glad about this. He'll let his dough-ray-mee do his talking.

Too much concealer Joe!

I’m not a Pete lover but “Billionaires contribute to your campaign!” is weak sauce

Biden keeps holding onto Obama

Biden looks and sounds like an old timey 1920s actor.

Circular. Firing. Squad.

What happened to mike?

The crowd in the audience seems to be anti-Bernie.

Pete's growing a moustache. Going after the Mexican vote.

Liz COMING for Pete and Liz!

That audience likes Biden. There may be a surprise coming. He's doing well. He's staying out of it. He needs a couple of cogent moments. And then to let them damage each other.

Amy!

Liz is bringing receipts. I'm gonna guess she saved her campaign tonight.

People will remember commercials everyday. No one remembers debate points 2 hours after they’re done. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Let Bloomie Speak!

Once again Democrats are debating a fantasy health care plan—instead of Donald Trump

Amy's gonna throw something at Liz before this thing is over.

Bloomberg finally speaking again after 15 minutes

Let ME FINISH!

R317 yes they need to stop. ALL OF THEM, even Bloomberg will push for expanded healthcare. That should ensure the votes

now isn't the time to argue about options etc

Bloomberg brings it back to a Trump

Wow, nice job, Liz

Wait, I was there writing op-eds. Oh, Mike.

Bloomberg is unimpressive when he speaks

Lic is really going for this smear when a billionaire is right next to her? Shes worried about Pete! He got this old bitch PRESSED!

I can’t watch this because I’m on a plane right now, but I’m following this thread, because I have WiFi. Sounds like Liz is killing it. I hope they destroy Bloomberg.

This food fight reeks of desperation. The Nevada crowd is egging them on and the moderators aren’t helping.

Bloomberg’s rattled.

I hope the healthcare debate is over

other topics PLEASE

Warren is kinda a cunt tonight.

Senior on Senior Violence!

Liz is #GoneGurl !

Enough with the "I met a man" stories.

CNN will be fact checking.

Ugh Bloomberg’s bitchy voice goes well with his resting bitch face

Bloomberg thinks he can win by just not being Trump! Lol. No we wanna know your policies. Not being Trump is not enough.

Bloomberg asked about stop & frisk as he should be asked about ti

Bloomberg is rattled, agree. Losing his momentum.

Pete is looking like the kid who is made to sit at the children's table at Thanksgiving dinner.

Bloomberg is wishing he skipped the debate and stuck to his billion dollar ad campaign. He only looks good in 30 second snippets.

Ruh roh stop and frisk

St. Michael of the Lower Eastside.

I hope someone though to Stop & Frisk the candidates before they went on stage.

Now, what y'all wanna do?

Wanna be ballers?

Shot-callers?

Brawlers?

does anyone buy that 95 percent reduction figure? Anyone?

Lester has had sufficient.

Joe Biden appears courtesy of Bosley Hair Restoration.

This is better than a Krystal and Alexis pond fight! And that's just Bloomberg and Biden!

Once again Democrats are debating a fantasy health care plan—instead of Donald Trump.

Bloomberg is sticking to attacking Trump, not the others.

Okay, so Joe is responsible for ending stop-and-frisk. Got it!

Biden is just letting everyone walk all over him.

When he's not doing that, he's fading into the background.

Bloomberg sounds like an old woman.

It is funny how different people here put their own spin on how this debate is going.

Pete is doing well. The guy's got it. I think Biden's doing well. I know he's over Baraking, but he's talking to a block of voters.

Damn, now ole Uncle Joe bringing the receipts. This is not good for Bloomberg.

Pete is the only one I can even stand looking at in high def....yikes.

Bloomberg's lizard eyes which he keeps rolling are not helping him.

[quote]Warren is kinda a cunt tonight.

Good!

At what point will two male nurses take the stage to escort Joe away?

Who pissed of Liz Warren. Take it down a notch honey.

Biden: Obama, Obama, Obama!

Bloomberg’s tanking.

Why do these moderators hate Pete? No chance to dispute Batshit Liz's claims?????

FUCK YOU NBC

If any Repubs are watching this, they’ve got to be hating all of them. I’m a lifelong Dem who will vote Blue no matter who, but none of the candidates are looking very appealing tonight. Maybe it’s just debate overload.

Ms. Warren brings it home.

Young ‘n sexy Bloomberg.

Ask Bloomy about big gulps!

This is not a good night for Bloomberg.

Biden shouldn't have had that last bourbon.

Funny tweet:

“Post-It notes were invented in my state”, says Klobuchar.

She sure knows her office supplies! #DemDebate

the problem is billionaires are all Patsy Stone: DON'T Question Me. They aren't used to needing actual answers.

No way SNL can top this.

Holy fuck Elena

The fact that Liz won't go after Bernie, show's what a pussy she is. She still doesn't get it. Bernie is her competition, not the others.

Bloomberg is going to remember these attacks when it comes to writing checks to the eventual Democratic nominee.

Always wondered who bought mauve blush. It’s Amy!

Bloomberg’s getting eviscerated.

finally asking Amy about the teenager she prosecuted

Narrow eyes on Amy.

DUCK!

Bloomberg looks like he wants to cut their heads off. How DARE they say mean things about him!

Hey Bernie, release your f'n medical records! And let's talk about your connections to Russia.

But did Bernie offer her VP? Is she a mole?

damn, what's that movie where someone pretends they invented post-its.

(crowdsourced jokes are the best jokes.)

R343 love that song

This is why you don't want to jump into the game in third inning. Everyone else on the stage besides Bloomberg has been debating one another eight times already. Bloomberg came in with a target on his back and his debate skills are clearly rusty.

Bloomberg doesn’t have big Prez energy at all. His ads were all a mirage. He’s a better conceptual candidate than the reality.

It’s like how the fantasy of your Grindr hookup is hotter than who actually shows up at your door.

Incoming!!!!

Klobuchar's answer was better than Bloomberg's about her record

Amy looked like she was calculating a trajectory while she listened to that question.

Amy didn’t waffle.

Uh oh. medical records.....

OH SHIT THE SANDERS HEALTH QUESTION

this debate has fucking everything lmfao

Bernie Bros gonna go rabid on twitter

The time to be nice and likable is AFTER the convention

Now is the time to fight hard

Weekend at Bernie's Medical Records

I'm waiting for Trump to phone in.

My stent is bigger than your stent.

Can Amy get her eyebrows to line up?

who would win in a fight?

deranged MAGA freaks or angry Bernie Bros?

Mauve Blush?

Amy's not wearing blush. She was repeatedly slapped by Liz when the cameras weren't focused.

Every time they show Bloomberg standing there silently, I keep expecting his tongue to flick out and catch a fly.

Please Nevada come through for us. Let Warren and Pete finish 1 & 2.

Odious Berno and Biden must be defeated !!!

Way to shut Bloomberg down, liz. He's suddenly looking like Cindy Brady on that quiz show where she chokes under pressure.

Vigah!

VigUH!

haha Buttigieg smacking Trump about his health

Bernie had a heart attack and got stents. Bloomberg's stents were preventative.

Aw...Pete being nice to Bernie.

lol, r396

I feel bad, actually. He shouldn’t have to discuss his health.

STRENGTH AND VIGAH

Can I give Pete the physical?

yikes, Biden just looked embalmed at the worst possible moment.

I can't get over how much Buttigieg sounds like Pence in terms of tone and accent.

I'm sure you're willing to get a physical, Pete 😘

Is Judge Judy there?

R409 yes he should. He just had a damn heart attack

Bernie is on FIRE!!

[quote]”Post-It notes were invented in my state”, says Klobuchar.

No. Romy and Michele were from Tucson.

[quote]He shouldn’t have to discuss his health.

He's applying to the most stressful job in the world, and he's known to have a bum ticker. Yes he should.

A 78 year old man running for President who has had a heart attack shouldn't have to discuss his health? REALLY

Pete delivered a nice blow to Bernie there and would not yield.

This debate is delicious. Pete is completely dominating.

But anyone could have a health crisis.

Tired: "Two cents!" Wired: "Two stents!"

Pete got Bernie twice.

It's a funny thing, I forget that when Bernie actually talks about his policies, I remember why I like him. But his entire cult of personality has turned me off.

In Judge Judy and Michael Douglas public endorsement statements of Bloomberg, they both took the same swipe at Pete's age. It was obvious that talking point about Pete was given to them by the Bloomberg campaign.

Pete better hit out at Bloomberg more.

Sanders cums off like a raving lunatic tonight!

Amy with the jokes lol

Pete's doing well.

So far Bloomberg is bringing almost nothing to this debate, but I'm sure his TV commercials will make an impact.

Pete and Amy sharing a laugh at Bloomberg.

But the probability is five of these candidates won’t survive a first term.

Chasten is giving Pete some tonight!

No, Amy, you are nowhere near being able to use TurboTax for your income tax. That's ridiculous!

Bloomberg finally gets to the debate stage...and immediately trips over his own feet.

SHOUT-OUT!

Pete comes off as the most mature, by far.

Teacher teacher!✋🏻

You get a physical, and you get a physical, and you get a physical.

EVERYBODY GETS A PHYSICAL!!

[quote]Bernie is on FIRE!!

His coronaries are screaming for oxygen.

Amy loathes Pete

I'm surprised Amy and Pete aren't swinging for each other.

Democrats are just not good at this. The circling firing squad routine is damaging everyone on the stage while leaving Donald Trump untouched. Not. Good.

Someone is going to do a news article on how complex Amy's taxes are. Tomorrow.

Bloomberg is getting redder and redder every time I see him.

Bloomberg is prickly.

Bloomberg seems . . . huffy.

HORSE

FACED

LESBIANS

Amy just torched Trump on not releasing his taxes

but the media won't show that in clips

Warren's over. But entertaining.

R400, LOVE YOU & YOUR comment & picture.

Bloomberg’s shriveling up like the wicked witch of the west after Dorothy’ house dropped on her.

it's a primary r444. calm your shit down. Nobody's accused anyone of killing JFK yet.

Bloomberg can't hack it. If he cant handle them, he cant handle Trump.

“Some of my best friends are fuckable chicks!”

Warren going very hard. I love it. I wish she had done this for the last 3 months

Agreed, r453.

Bloomberg has a "How dare you question me? Don't you know who I am?" Attitude.

ouch

Holy shit Liz is on 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Bloomberg just stepped in it and Elizabeth Warren owns him right now.

Did Liz go off her meds?

The shot of just the two of them together is hilarious

R421 what was the critical blow ? I'm not able to watch it b/c my stream keeps freezing.

Bloomberg has no time for the #metoo movement!

R444 they're bringing up Trump here and there

remember the 2016 repub primary was the nastiest in history

Bloomberg should have been prepared to be nailed on sexism claims

oh god, the joke you told about how some woman should kill her kid? That joke?

Bloomberg sucks.

Bloomberg is a train wreck. Tonight is not good for him.

Excellent Liz. Just excellent.

This turning Real Housewives and not in a good way.

Warren is done. On the bitter boat.

Bloomberg is imploding. Oh my.

Bloomberg is basically giving all of Trump's answers from 2016.

Mike Bloomberg just sharted.

“Ladies don’t like my dirty jokes! That’s their problem!”

Ugh, this asshole needs to fuck right off

Liz is ripping it up!

Liz is right to do this.

why are some saying Warren is doing badly? She's doing great

Bernie has a large bruise beneath his eye.

FINISH HIM, LIZ!

FINISH HIM, LIZ!

[quote]This turning Real Housewives and not in a good way.

PROSTITUTION WHORE!!!!!!

Bloomberg absolutely sucks at debating. Did he suck this bad in mayoral races, New Yorkers?

Biden just woke up.

I bet the only man up there that has never been accused of sexually harassing a woman is Mayor Pete.

Liz be like

'Could be a man or a woman or something more."--Mini-Mike

Bloomberg coming into the race may have been the boost Warren needed.

crowd booing Bloomberg now

Dad, stop you’re embarrassing me!!!!

Bernie and Bloomberg are not Democrats. Begone!

Biden woke up, and Mike is toast.

BYE BYE BLOOMBERG

Well, they've pretty much gutted Bloomberg.

Why is this moderator’s voice so hoarse and raspy? Did she just gargle cum?👄💦

I love how the producers are so quick to put Sanders and Bloomberg on splitscreens whenever 1 of them is speaking

Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom

Bloomberg just became Hindenburg 8:46 PM

LIZ IS BACK, BITCHES!

Please stop me....I'm starting to feel sorry for a billionaire.

Bloomberg is way too fucking cocky. He can fuck right off.

[quote]why are some saying Warren is doing badly?

They're sexists who don't like "aggressive" women.

Bloomberg is going to burst into tears. Or flames.

This thing just started! He’s gotta be out there for 75 more minutes!!

lmfao Amy gettingn called out about all her shit tonight

the Mexican flop in front of a state with 30% Latino audience? not good

SING OUT, ELENA!!!

Bloomberg has no energy at all. He’s so meek. Even walking corpse Biden has more passion and energy.

Errybody dunkin’ on Bloomberg

Liz is a kamikaze for the others, but she’s the one who goes down in flames.

Salma Hayek now questioning Amy

Damn, Lizzy came home with a vengeance

[quote] I get mad when they say whoever is going to be the candidate is going to let Rump have it in the debates.

Now they won't because Trump will refuse to debate with any of them. He knows they'll make him look like the fool he is.

Amy vs Liz

Klobuchar is going to come crashing back to Earth in the Nevada primary

Wow! They’re really out to get Bloomberg tonight, but how many people are watching this as compared to how many of his commercials they have seen and will see?

Sexual harassment is more complicated than Liz and Biden are making out.

Go AMY!

Amy is flailing.

Trump DOES NOT Want to be on a debate stage with Liz.

Amy’s Jeopardy comment..... not a good look

Her back pedaling tonight isn’t much better

Oh, Amy, stop.

Amy's doing Knowledge Flash Cards on stage now.

This is awesome.

It is more brutal than a Lip-Sync For Your Life.

I am here for it!

I'm sorry but I see it differently. Some might look at this and say that Bloomberg rose above the petty attacking and is not trying to destroy his fellow candidates.

Liz Warren is not going to get good press tomorrow. She looks desperate.

ARe you MOCKING ME?!?!

Pete makes Amy squirm. Amy accusing Pete of calling her dumb was a bad move on her part.

NOT YOU!

Amy looks like she's about to cry!

Here comes the stapler!!

They are deadly tonight.

snap! Klobuchar PISSED that Buttigieg stepped in for an opportunity to attack her

Are you MOCKING me, Pete?

What a Dog and Pony Show.

This party isn't even close to uniting.

Amy is losing her cool

Are you MOCKING me, Pete?

I never liked how candidates were made to grovel to win a debate.

Amy so wants to give Pete a swift kick in the nuts.

Amy wants to throw a stapler.

Amy's rage issues ARE COMING OUT!

Pete needs to stop saying "literally"

Amy comes of very fragile.

Forget the stapler, I think Amy might well end up slugging him

White people arguing makes me uncomfortable.

I hope Amy is wearing waterproof mascara.

My head is spinning!

I like Amy’s humility . She made a fucking mistake !! Liz defending her !!!!

Amy's frau-cut is A-SHAKIN' WITH RAGE!

I'm not going to IGNORED, Pete.

Amy’s going to cry now after being called dumb. She can’t check her emotions. Women, amirite? 🙄

Amy to Pete "Are you saying I'm dumb?" Pete didn't answer but smiled. LOL.

Pete and Amy canceling each other out right now. Liz is happy.

I love that Mondale line

Pete drawing blood!!!!

Sisters doing it for themselves!

These moderators suck.

Amy is trembling with rage. She comes off as unhinged.

LIz classy

Amy didn't know who the president of Mexico was twice.

Liz just threw a "nobody gives a damn about your emails" save right there.

This is a very satisfying night of television.

Is Bloomberg standing there thinking "I spent 400 million for this?!"

Bad hombres!

Some coked up heifers

Amy is about to explode!

Amy wants Pete to hate fuck her, but Pete only gives his 8 inches to Chasten.

Joe into the fray!

Amy is a nasty cunt. She just disrespected the entire mexican people with her jeopardy line.

Oh mx this is an embarrassing circus for us.

Oh mx this is an embarrassing circus for us.

Biden is mostly just standing there letting the others beat each other up. Nobody is attacking him.

Oh, that was not good for Amy, she lost her composure.

Bloomberg is summoning his butler for a foot rub.

Warren had a good positive moment

Klobachar: keep my name out ya mouth

Pete and his big sis are hating each other right now. Thanksgiving is gonna suck.

Joe's upper plate is coming loose.

Amy is a fucking cry baby

Biden is coming off very well. No one is attacking him and he can pick and choose when he speaks

I am the only one who knew Zachary Taylor.

Someone start the new thread. This one is getting buggy.

SNL should do the debate as a mud wrestle.

START a part 2!

Amy desperate to change the subject

She got got by the Latinix moderator and Super Pete

Biden’s makeup is terrible. Blotchy and not blended.

WIll Klobuchar and Buttigieg shake hands tonight? lol

Wow, it didn’t take much for Amy’s nastiness to come pouring through.

grinning at r544.

Amy is about to shake herself right off the stage.

"You didn't know the name of the Mexican President!" But that Moderator said it like she shot a Mexican or something.

Biden is there?

In defending Amy, Liz just said fuck you to Mexico. She’s implying Mexico is so small and inconsequential that no one would know their President’s name.

SENATOR TINA SMITH OF MINNESOTA, BRING ME A STAPLER!!!!

part II

Anyone else betting Bloomberg sends a substitute for Round 2?

I dunno r561, but his staffers are thinking, better pump in 800 million next week, cause you are shit at this!

And now a word from our sponsor. Massengill.

When you have that "Not so fresh feeling".

Massengill.

Biden always says stuff like, "I'm the only guy that got that done." It's his version of Kamala's "I was that little girl."

What about Lesbians, Pete? What have you done for US?

Why is warren disrespecting mexico. Nobody knew who he was ? Pete did.

It used to be Vicente Fox.

Who cares? We don't live in Mexico.

Liz would be the best against Trump .

I hope the second half is entirely devoted to non binaries and transwomen.

Best debate EVA.

After the first hour, Biden and Warren were on top in my book. Bernie comes next. Pete and Amy was like watching a car wreck in slow motion. And Mikey shoulda stayed home.

[quote]Bloomberg has no energy at all. He’s so meek.

Just wait, tomorrow's MSM talking heads will spin this as his ability to rise above the fray. They are so far up his ass it's not funny. The fact is that Bloomberg sucks and deserves the pummeling he's getting.

Well, he never tried to break the cotton ceiling, Concerned Lesbian.

"I'll put a giant air conditioner on the Las Vegas strip!" -Granpa Joe

I'm waiting for Biden's teeth to go sailing out of his mouth, straight into the audience.

Bernie, Mike, and Joe's combined age is 233!

Biden doesn't know where he is.