Perez Hilton Hasn't Gotten Laid Since 2016 (4 Years)

Perhaps there is some justice in this life after all.

I call "bullshit."

No, r1. Not unless I read the same story from that Cockgobbler Schock.

So no one has told him his Sell By Date has passed long ago?

A self-proclaimed 'amazing boyfriend'? Right.

You just know he's trying to pitch a bachelor / Prince Charming / Flavor of Love type of reality show where guys fight over him (literally). And nobody's biting.

You mean guys are beating down the door to date a has-been with THREE kids? Shocked!

He’s one of the least self aware people

He’s mentally ill.

Everyone "deserves" a relationship??

This nasty bitch affected the entire community for years with his bullshit. He's toxic. I don't feel sorry for him.

He’s ugly. That’s the main reason

Where would they find enough deaf, blind, retarded, and anosmic gay guys to cast an entire reality show?

And the world is a better place for it.

He's currently on 'I'm a Celebrity get me out of here - Australia'. Amazingly he doesn't come across as the humongous douche bag, you'd think he would.

He's a late entry, so has been immune from elimination thus far. That situation expires on Monday, when he'll most likely be sent packing.

13 years for me. But who’s counting?

He's ugly, looks unclean, is unfit and has a horrible personality. Who would want to fuck him?

[quote] and anosmic gay guys

He’s looking for an astronaut, too? He has to be realistic.

There's plenty of whores in LA, Mario

Even they’re turning him down!

Can't he go somewhere where people look more like he does? I'm sure he'd be found toothsome there!

But, does she feel depraved?

His voice is very irritating, but he is rich.

Neither have I, but you don’t hear me complaining.

Well, really it’s been 3 1/2 years. It took six months to extricate the poor fella once he got lost.

R24 Is he really? I think he had a run of success with his web media, but the competition and revenue from ventures like that seems uneven.

I am very interested in Perez Hilton's love life.

There's an island he could be very happy on

He was eliminated from 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' Australia tonight. It was the first opportunity the pubic had to vote on him, as he was a late intruder. He showed absolutely no grace o humility.

I feel sorry for him. He came across as a very sad, angry entitled little princess.

It was also challenging for him to date before he was Perez Hilton, who is he kidding?

Someone must have been really desperate 4 years ago.

anyone who has seen the monster cunt he was on uk celeb big bro (on u tube) would never want to see his mug again...

that’s shocking 😲

[quote] He was eliminated from 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' Australia tonight.

Did any of the Kardashians do a show where they can be voted out by the public? I think that's a forum not even Pimp Mama Kris can control.

R34 Bruce/Caitlyn was on the US version of I'm A Celebrity. Does that count?

I doubt his ex-wife would have lift a finger to keep him in the game.

Sorry, I doubt her ex-wife would've lifted a finger to keep her in the game.

He could buy sex, at least.

[quote]Perez Hilton

Olmec head cunt

Has he managed to keep the weight off? He looked bloody awful when he was fat, but thin he looked reasonably attractive. He needs to snag a guy who is totally disconnected to the whole entertainment scene and wont give a shit about his past, somebody maybe blue collar and down to earth. Didnt know he had three kids, that'll narrow the field for sure too

He's lovely, a real catch.

He looks like an extra from Planet of the Apes in that pic.

Yikes!

It's hard to believe he could look even worse than he did when he was younger, but that photo at r41 is completely horrifying.

He went bald practically overnight.

He'll be playing the sizeable but ultimately uninteresting part of Glenn Bateman in the miniseries of "The Stand." In the novel (and original miniseries), Bateman is old--a retired professor of sociology (a very senior Ray Walston played him then). So i assume they'll be changing his character: very few professors retire at 56.

Oops, wrong thread. Apologies.

He was garbage on CBB, but he also showed what a huge hypocrite Michelle Visage was. She tried to lecture him about being a bad gay on one hand while sucking up to the even more repulsive Katie Hopkins on the other. This season was really good when it came to Big Brother as a social experiment.

R41 fuck, I'm speechless. Looks horrendous

Pic/link below from 2012 he looked fine then - what the fuck happened?

Shit, try again

I think those videos of him with the sparse hair are during the hair transplant thing he did a year ago? I wasn't curious enough to do too much digging into that.

A couple months ago he "released" a song called "ok boomer" -- I'm not joking -- and it only has 6500 views. I watch kitten foster livecams with more views than that.

His face has always ben a bit on the simian side, but he's not aging well.

He’s disgusting

Perez is a shameless opportunist. He looks for sponsors to pay for everything including when he lost the weight he had some deal going with some diet meal company. Everything he does is for attention and attracting money opportunities. And that wouldn't be such a bad thing if a) he were a decent person and b) had some sort of talent that is worthy of admiration.

If a few people don't like you then that's on them. If everybody doesn't like you then that's on you.

OP of the othet thread has never gotten laid in her entire life, about 50 years, and because of this she's raving mad about rock stars who got laid. SAD!

Sorry. Not into sociopaths.