Gay troll neighbor creeps on my family every holiday.
Our nosy, Dollar-Tree Harper Lee neighbor creeps on my family every damed holiday!. Easter, 4th of July, Halloween, now Christmas. Last Easter he brought over a toxic smelling florescent plastic easter basket filled with stale Peeps (well some Chinese imitation of..), loose pastel dinner mints (not even in Christmas colours) and a faux Pinky ball that smelled like dog mouth, all matted into musty-smelling brittle Easter "grass".
"A little treat for your toddler" he cooed, like the serpent in Jungle Book. "Come to me!"
Tried it this Christmas with store-bought palm oil "cookies" on a toxic green plastic plate. Our cats hiss loudly if they smell him near.
I would diagnose him but I'm not supposed to. My wife is scared. My brother (gay) and BIL think he's a psychopath. They told me to ask you guys for confirmation.
Well?
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 16, 2020 12:55 AM
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You're the psychiatrist, right? With the newborn?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 28, 2019 5:10 PM
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Yes, wow! But how would you know that?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 28, 2019 5:11 PM
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r2 Well, I hate to tell you, but the crazed faggot has written a whole thread about you.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 28, 2019 5:15 PM
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I think he's beyond your help doctor. Lithium, ECT, straight jacket? You're the expert.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 28, 2019 5:17 PM
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Trust the cats Doc, and don't touch those faggy biscuits
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 28, 2019 5:19 PM
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The painting is "Crawling Death" by Zdzisław Beksiński, oil on beaverboard, 1973. If anyone is curious like I was.
His other work looks similarly nightmarish.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 28, 2019 5:20 PM
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I love that image you posted, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 28, 2019 5:21 PM
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All of his work was untitled, by the way, so this was just a title someone else gave it later.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 28, 2019 5:22 PM
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r6 You're curious because your sick infatuation with the doctor has you obsessing over every aspect of his life to the point that now you're researching his favourite artist.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 28, 2019 5:23 PM
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r9 Gurl, stop. The painting just struck me and I wanted to know more about it.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 28, 2019 5:28 PM
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The circle of Becaftaned Uncle Cookie has come full circle.
So was it weed or coke you were all huddled around the table for?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 28, 2019 5:35 PM
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Yes Doctor, tell us what you were doing at the table ignoring Becaftaned Uncle Cookie. Were you having a séance?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 28, 2019 5:39 PM
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I'm Team Becaftaned Uncle Cookies on this one. I refuse to see the other side of the story.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 28, 2019 5:40 PM
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10/10 for the painting ALONE!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 28, 2019 5:41 PM
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He's your neighbor. Either you learn to live with his kind, if unappreciated gestures towards neighborliness or shut the fuck up.
-9/10 because the obvious is far too
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 28, 2019 5:45 PM
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Where is that image from op? Who's the artist?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 28, 2019 5:46 PM
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OP’s pic made my precious get very, very hard.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 28, 2019 5:51 PM
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Does he have a Polynesian boyfriend? Does he stand outside your screen door lightly knocking the frame?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 28, 2019 5:54 PM
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OK people, some of you seem to be under the impression OP is the ACTUAL psychiatrist neighbour with the newborn from gay man's Christmas cookie thread. It's a joke, a parody. You need a does of reality.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 28, 2019 6:10 PM
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R21 The "does of reality" -- Where do they live? I want to kiss their velvety noses and beg them to be careful.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 28, 2019 6:19 PM
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We all know, R21. We're having fun with it by playing along.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 28, 2019 6:54 PM
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OP your lame EST are amusing you and you only. You are bothering us. I feel like throwing lettuce at you. And slap your stupid face.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 28, 2019 6:57 PM
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r24 Throwing lettuce? Are you our Faye?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 28, 2019 7:09 PM
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It's like you were talking about the dude from this thread. I wonder if you know each other? Small world...
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 16, 2020 12:55 AM
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