Good news everyone! Armie and Elizabeth Hammer’s toxic marriage appears to be finally over

Come to Timmy, peach.

With Ed Westwick and Ryan Philippe

He’s finally found his peer group

So we're taking the discussion here? Re. her shading him with her Archie post. It is interesting that Archie's 9 years old, same as their marriage so yeah, I take that as a shade. It's hilarious how she's basically backed herself into a corner with all the fake happiness she's presented on her insta. Now she can't outright call him out on it and has to make do with these shades. Plus, I'm sure he stuffed her full with $$$ to keep it shut.

Daddy didn't come to my Christmas pageant because his drunk ass needed to whore himself in a country ruled by Sharia law. Or at least that's what Mommy keeps muttering in between crying, baking cupcakes for the dog, burning Daddy's clothes and calling her lawyer.

By the way, does anyone know what 'yacht girls' are? Mommy keeps muttering that too.

R4 ROFL do Ford now

OMG the C and D list at that "festival". OMG the gifs on Twitter are so tacky and creepy!

This is the whoriest congregation of whores I've seen in a long time!

I can't wait for this bitch to go off the deep end and stop dressing me like a little bitch. I hope the judge awards custody to the fat one. Surely after the Twitter toe sucking debacle and Mother's obvious instability I'll catch a fucking break and wind up with someone who won't pimp me out on Insta.

Why does she dress him like Prince Andrew circa 1963, anyway?

Bitch cray cray

R5, Daddy mostly ignores me because his own daddy left him emotionally paralyzed when it comes to a son, so when Mommy 'takes him for everything he's got' (I don't know what that means, but she keeps sobbing it in between swigs of spiked Kombucha) I don't think very much will change for me. Except I'll be trapped in Mennonite clothing until age 18. But maybe Mommy won't have to keep threatening fetish sites with legal action for posting my toe-sucking video now.

No more toe-sucking...

DADDY, DON'T LEAVE US!!!

Come here Armie, let me take care of your fat dick

This coming May 22 is their 10 year anniversary. That's significant in California re: divorce $$, isn't it? Or does it not matter because his money is in trusts?

Was that toe sucking incident the last straw?

r12 he bought her the house directly from a trust so you've got your answer there. He doesn't have any properties, except for the bakeries which will be given to her anyway I bet, as very likely instructed by his father. He's not letting her take his dumbass son to the cleaners like Dru did to him.

Yes ten years means the court can intervene in the future if either partner’s financial situation changes.

False advertisement OP ! He is clearly wearing a ring in OP's post.

Now this post is interesting, is Armie doing the homosex with the friend?

"[italic]When your buddy asks you to go to join him in Riyadh... you go to Riyadh. Thank you, @moalturki for introducing me to so many cool things![/italic]"

Hollywood pretty boys are invited for one thing and only one thing. You get the deal.

That’s not a ring you freaking dumbass, that’s a tattoo.

Good, now he can sell his ass to directors for roles without feeling inhibited.

R16 No, homosex is not a new cool thing for him. We've both experienced that together before.

R18, don't you dare ruining my imagination, he is a TOP.

He has his wife's initials tattooed on his ring finger, so the real test would be if the tat starts fading (like the one on Beyonce's ring finger).

The first guy he'll fuck as a free man is Timmy, no more fucking behind Liz' back. Timmy's half-assed bearding will be over next year too. Interesting times ahead.

He has clearly found a Middle Eastern sugar daddy. I can only imagine all the nefarious things they are sharing together given that Armie has a pretty uninhabited sexual side.

Who leaves their family around the holidays, to go to the middle east to party with friends, like their 19 years old?

He must be getting some serious $$$$$ to do that. And does he really need the $$$$$$? I mean really.

[quote]Who leaves their family around the holidays, to go to the middle east to party with friends

with friends???? Try sugar daddy.

Meh. Maybe he got payed but he didn't go for the money. There's plenty of gigs in LA or the States, no need to go halfway across the world for that. And he could've have taken her with him, I mean she would've dropped the kids with the nanny no question like she did many times before. He obviously wanted to get as far away from her and her ridiculous insta shitshow as possible and to embarrass her in the process, of course.

[quote] Who leaves their family around the holidays, to go to the middle east to party with friends, like their 19 years old?

Toxic males like Ryan Philippe, Ed Westwick and Armie Hammer.

They all bottom for rich gay Saudies. You all should know this by now.

I'm not one to praise his parental qualities because well lol, but didn't she literally leave her two weeks old girl with the nanny to follow him around on her promo tour? Did the same with the kid that wasn't even 1 year old. Last year and this year she dropped them off with him and the nannies to go on her yearly booze cruise in Capri. So yeah, if he's toxic she's more so considering she exposes her kids to pedos and weirdos on her insta daily.

^on his promo tour lol, as if she ever had anything to promote except her marriage

I’m picturing her face when she sees this thread...because you know she has Google Alerts on for herself.

"like their 19 years old?" Oh dear, R24.

"Maybe he got payed" Oh dear, R26.

"And he could've have" Double oh dear, R26.

Saudi Arabia. Approximately the last place on earth I would want to set foot.

Happy Holidays, Armie. Sure you're having a blast.

Thank you, R32. If any thread is in need of an “Oh, Dear” it’s this one!

I always think shouts of appropriation are annoying. As an Arab-American, however, I cringed when I saw Hammer dressed in that middle eastern outfit. Was that necessary? It looks even more foolish in a photograph with the other guys wearing regular street clothes. I think I can tell a difference when outfits are appropriated as a form of celebration and admiration, and when it is worn for humor and to mock, and his wearing it strikes me as very much the latter. What an ass.

Agreed, R35--he looks like the tool he apparently is in that Saudi garb. What a fool.

R33, why? Arab has many big dicks, and their men are also hairy.

All I see in my right column is "Good news everyone! Armie and Eli..." Naturally, I'm thinking "Elio."

"Literacy is your friend."

R32 has no friends, that's why she posts her bullshit here. What else does the desperately thirsty bitch have to do?

r32 > r39.

[quote] with friends???? Try sugar daddy.

Somewhere, Luca weeps.

That photo is CULTURAL APPROPRIATION! Cancel! Cancel!

[quote]Why does she dress him like Prince Andrew circa 1963, anyway?

I'm sure Lizard thinks dressing her kids like the BRF is good for her BRAND. The little girl always has a creepy bow pinned to her head. Someday that bow is gonna get stuffed down Mommy Dearest's throat.

By R39's "logic," being illiterate and stupid must get someone like R39 a lot of sex.

But I'm doing just fine in the sex apartment, R39, thanks for worrying, though. And I'm literate--double win!

And while I'm at it: "Arab has many big dicks" Oh dear, R37.

"But I'm doing just fine in the sex apartment,....."

Oh, dear, right back at your cuntiful self.

*sex department

Typos don't make you stupid--not knowing the difference between "their" and "they're" does, R45. You cunt.

God the vitriol and anger on these threads- no wonder we have Trump.

What do you expect DL to be, exactly? R47. And it was always like this here, long before Trump.

I'm not the one making idiotic, stupid mistakes, grammar or typos, you nasty, hate filled cuntessa piece of shit with puss oozing out of your foul smelling, humongous cunt.

"Typos don't make you stupid." Who says, you? Who the fuck are you, other than being an know it all asshole? No, typos just make you to be the dumb piece of shit you really are.

R31 I honestly think she does.

One time, someone here on DL asked why she was always posing with her gigantic maw gaping open (which she does, it's so fucking bizarre), and shortly after there was a pic on her Insta where she mentioned she was trying to learn how to pose with her mouth closed lol.

May have just been a coinkydink, but it's not like she has anything better to do than read online comments about herself (unlike real celebs who are all too busy for that).

It's honestly astonishing to me how people with literally everything a person could ask for can still be so thirsty, shallow, empty, and insecure.

Oh dear. Someone needs to take their* Midol. Looking at you, R49.

*Notice the correct use of "their."

R47 Seriously? I think it's more like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed, this morning.

[quote] I think I can tell a difference when outfits are appropriated as a form of celebration and admiration, and when it is worn for humor and to mock, and his wearing it strikes me as very much the latter. What an ass.

His publicist probably drinks herself to sleep on days like this.

I can't wait to see Lizard's instagram devolve into gritted teeth and barely contained rage...

[quote]I always think shouts of appropriation are annoying. As an Arab-American, however, I cringed when I saw Hammer dressed in that middle eastern outfit.

I'm not even Arab-American and I cringed. He looks fucking ridiculous.

There have been many clues before this tasteless cultural appropriation that Armie is tone deaf.

It'll be sad when they have to return the prop kids to Central Casting.

R53 She's been on antidepressants ever since the toe-sucking incident.

Lmao it took about five seconds for this thread to turn into a Trump discussion. 2016 ruined the intelligence of the DL.

WTF is that toe sucking photo? I didnt understand the references to it, until I saw the photo. What on earth is that, and how did a photo get on the internet? Is he THAT clueless?!?!?

FFS R60 it made the papers

I love Armie but the boy has the brains of a dog turd. I expect nothing but more scandals to come as a result of his ineptitude. He's pretty, but god damn is that boy dumb.

What is wrong with him? How can he be that clueless? If he didn't have money or good looks, he would be working behind the counter at Burger King, and getting everyone's orders wrong.

Hanging out with my new bae!

ROFL she just got her Christmas cards today (!) but she covered up the photo with a text caption

But he has billions, is tall, and handsome. So he doesn't work at Burger King, doll.

ok no billions. millions

Who?

Are they divorced or not??

OMG Wilmer Valderrama? This is so desperate and trashy

R68 Cleopatra, Rose.

R69 He's not wearing his ring (it's the not the first time either), has fucked off to Saudi Arabia to attend a music festival right before Christmas, is being flirty with models, keeps going away for work, is barely able to touch his wife without wincing, makes heart eyes at a twink he shot a movie with 3 years ago.

Make your own assumptions based on that.

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That is Joan Smalls BTW

[quote]Good news everyone! Armie and Elizabeth Hammer’s toxic marriage appears to be finally over The boozing actor, who ditched his children at Christmas...

Best thread opening ever. OP is 👑

R73 She can smell the divorce coming and wants to become the new Mrs Hammer.

[quote] Armie. Sure you're having a blast.

At last his asshole is...

Mohammed Al Turki literally brought his whole harem of boys to Saudi Arabia for that music festival. Major CREEP vibes. But again, he's a producer so I guess that's expected.

So many posts rolling I can't keep up. No one has commented yet on the BLOAT. Did you see his fucking FACE !!!!! He's entering Ben Aff'territory

He always has bloated face at normal weight. Open your eyes. He's neither a stud, nor a catch.

[quote]Mohammed Al Turki literally brought his whole harem of boys to Saudi Arabia

Mohammed Al Turki pretty much owns Ed Westwick. He must be his favorite.

What this soap was missing was the latina mistress. He should follow her on IG and like all her posts

Hammer's rich, tall, and blandly handsome. I think women would like this look but not I've never understood the gay fandom. Maybe if he were a very talented artist I would find his bland attractiveness more a plus. He was most definitely sexier, to my gay eyes, 10 years ago.

OMG Scott Disick is there too. This is so, so trashy

R80 This looks like a bloated face to you? What are you on? He hasn't always had a bloated face, it definitely started this year and keeps getting worse and worse. The state of his marriage is probably a huge reason for all the boozing.

R82 Now that would send the current Mrs Hammer in a frenzy.

Do you guys think Mohammed Al Turki makes Armie spank Ed with a whip ????

Hammer does not have a model's chiseled bone structure. He has a wide bland attractive face. That's what I meant by bloated. I would guess a couple extra pounds of flab anywhere on his body, and his face becomes flasque. If he drops weight for a role, his face takes on a bit of definition. Barely.

He's thin and healthy looking here. But he still has a big full face without much definition. It is what it is.

Everyone is right. He is SO much uglier than everyone posting here. LMFAO!!!

What a bunch of cunts.

Carry on!

Quelle Horreur! The fest was resting comfortably at trashy with Ed Westwick. With Valderrama, it became a trashy whirpool of a shitshow. Now, with Disick there, it's a trashy vortex of no return, sucking away all the souls of the attendees.

Pffft r70, you're behind. He and Wilmer Valderrama are gym buds.

A young Ben. Notice the good character and definition brought by the chin, lips and mouth shapes. Ben doesn't have fabulous cheekbones, however. But they are serviceable. There is more definition in the face than Armie will ever have.

So what, did you think Armie didn't like trashy people? He's literally married to the tactless Elizabeth Chambers.

r84 lol i thought this one was sofia richie. another candidate for mrs hammer 2020 , also latina, brazilian model victoria brito

Prince MBS has created the closing spectacular show. It will be something the world has never seen before and put Saudi Arabia high on the tourist destination list.

Wait, so Ed Westwick isn't a rapist? I thought there were a bunch of accusations against him.

Once you've had a sweet taste of freedom you can't go back. Good luck to Liz putting the leash back around his balls!

[quote]Wait, so Ed Westwick isn't a rapist?

Honey, Ed Westwick having a rich sugar daddy that fucks him 10 ways to Sunday doesn't erase any claims against him.

I wonder if Armie fucks him raw....

R97 He most likely is a rapist given that 3 women testified against him. But he must have a good lawyer because the cases were closed due to a lack of "evidence".

that twink was checking him out. was it 3some with the ladies or the boys, nice christmas present either way

R96 This is the issue I have with this festival. The Saudi rulers have been trying to re-brand their country to make them appear more modernized, even though it is a fascist state still enforces Sharia Law and puts gay people to death. Folks may say I'm reaching by linking this festival to the Saudi princes, but there's no way they didn't know about this festival. They know this fest will attract more tourists to Saudi Arabia, thus also helping the nation (and really its fascist rulers) look better. I've linked a video below that talks more about Saudi's attempt to re-brand itself. A bit long, but worth the watch.

Who's the chub at the far left R101 ? He's ticking all my boxes

Neels Visser, the twink on the right at r101, is another person that had no business being there, but I guess Mohammed Al Turki just had to bring him along.

R100, I guess you only go to jail if the media really spends enough time grilling you.

Those are all models and they have more followers than him lol He does have some BDE tho, I must say.

Who's my future husband at the far left ? The sexy chubby baldy micro-bear ? I am a sucker for those. Litterally. I don't care for ' pretty '.

This is his mid-life crisis playing out in full color for all of us to see. He already has all the motorcycles and convertibles he needs, so he goes to a music festival In a far off place to feel young. He’ll be divorced soon, hanging out with DiCaprio and fucking 20 year old models. Can’t say that I blame him - seems better than an annoying frau and screaming snot-factory kids.

Praise the Lord! Armies back where he belongs!

R103 R107 His name isn't on getty images. maybe send a dm to armie's friend, if you really want him

MARY R93!!!

Are people trolling Elizabeth online? Like "your marriage is over etc."?

He actually looks cute here.

R112 I don't know but they should. Although I have no doubt that she will triple down on the fake happy family pictures as soon as Armie comes back to LA. She's been humiliated enough, there will be payback.

I can't get a handle on who you bitches hate more--the wife or Armie? State who you hate.

I want Armie’s next wife to be this black

R116 That would be hilarious. I don't know about that but I'm sure she won't be white at the very least. He seems to like women of colour and will also do it to piss off his family.

bitch, armie's next wife will be timmy

R118 Timmy we know you want to but despite all your efforts, you are not black.

Insiders are saying Elizabeth has attempted suicide since the “toe-sucking incident” went viral and is being watched 24/7. Armie probably needed a break from the insanity. I don’t blame him. He needs to fuck some C-listers and get it out of his system. That’s exactly what I did when my 8 year relationship ended. I went out and fucked 25 year old boys until my mind was good again. A few months later I was back to normal.

Well, I want Armie's next partner to be half French / half Ashkenazi Jewish.

I completely understand Armie. When I was married to a woman and she was serving me her self-centered egotistical shit everyday, I would stop at nothing to humiliate her publicly. I remember particularly one summer afternoon when I decided to wear my tightest bright red swimming boxer shorts, and ropes of gold chains, at a family resort/waterfall site. Hahaha. Lizzard Chambers's seething with rage behind her fake grin has nothing on my wife's that day. Still remember that hot guy's starind and drooling at my muscular bod too. I was young and looking my very best then.

R118 Why would anyone want to be with Armie after this? He looks like a fool and is probably picking up god knows what sexually transmitted diseases. He seems bent on self-destruction, not exactly a great plus one or role model for a rising movie star.

Armie eating the meat.

Quiet on Twitter. No one's really trolling her.

I can smell the damage control starting on Liz’s Insta in 3...2...1...

She's still so exceedingly happy and better than everyone else.

So maybe he needed a break and wanted to visit the festival, but it's not like he can't get a flight home to LA before Christmas. Side note, is Armie Jewish? r123 he's mildly famous and fabulously wealthy while still arm candy. I'd take him in a heart beat, without a word about his kinks or cheating. He's like the real version of Mr. Grey.

I was going to ask if Armie was over there putting out, but then I remembered that he's rich as fuck and probably not desperate enough to use a casting couch. Either way, he always looks mean to me or simmering with rage and regret. Soemthing's up with that man child.

Lot of trashy people at that festival, but I'd gladly fuck a lot of those B-D list celebs, even though it would give me a 99% chance of catching herpes.

Florence of Arabia.

So I just creeped on his wife's Instagram and I've got to hand it to her, her style is really fun. It is the picture perfect LA life, so we know it's all bullshit, but what a fantasy.

He is Jewish, which makes him parading around dressed as an Arb even more ludicrous.

*Arab

How, exactly, does one "creep" on an Instagram? Another millenniword we didn't need, one imagines.

Oh shut up Lady Violet, you are bothering us

R26 I believe that is Oh deer. Oh, wait,,, I gotta look something up. I’ll get back to you on this.

[quote]I want Armie’s next wife to be this black

Next wife??? Whore, Armie is clearly fucking men now.

Wtf is the Saudi fyre festival? Who attended? Saudi rockers?

Armie is not Jewish. Armand Hammer and his descendants were non religious (Armand’s own parents were communists) and Armie’s father became a Christian fundamentalist when he married his mother.

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He still wont want you OP

To R138:

Chambers will pull a Katie Holmes and obtain sole custody, or else...

"Elizabeth Hammer's styler" and "fun style"

Wiki makes a more compelling argument, surprisingly, that he's Jewish:

Hammer has described his background as "half Jewish."[7] His paternal great-grandfather was oil tycoon and philanthropist Armand Hammer, whose parents were Jewish immigrants to the U.S. from the (then) Russian Empire, and were of Ukrainian Jewish descent;[8][9][10][11][12][13] Armand's father, Julius Hammer, was from Odessa (now in Ukraine, but then in the Russian Empire), and founded the Communist Party in New York.[14][15][16]

All the febrile Charmie fraus are here. The most disgusting people on this website.

'Wtf is the Saudi fyre festival? Who attended? Saudi rockers?'

A festival in Jeddah in summer of 2019. The mass murderer Saudi prince bribed Chris Brown and Liam Payne from 1d plus others with 7 figure cheques to play there. Nicki MInaj was originally playing but pulled out, citing the regime's human rights abuses. Many human rights organisations petitioned Liam Payne to pull out but he didn't. They didn't bother pestering the corrupt fucker Chris Brown as he doesn't care.

Armie has said he is half Jewish but he’s just trying to fit in in Hollywood. He’s like one-eighth at most.

No R145 the most disgusting people on this website are the pedowoody trolls, in full force against poor Mia in the adjacent thread about Buttigieg

He has jewish ancestry but is not jewish, period. The two aren't incompatible.

Moving on, who do you think Armie has fucked at the festival ? Joan Smalls? Ryan Philippe? A random twink? All of them?

Joan Smalls makes it clear in her body language that he has been inside her.

He doesn't even need to fuck her, just seeing Armie with this girl must burn Liz's butt. Another reminder than he can (and will) get heaps better and younger than her. Interesting that he's followed Ambrosio but didn't follow her tho.

R32, well done, but you missed R23 and his/her:

[quote] uninhabited sexual side

Oh, dear. Oh. dear. Oh, dear

Breathless to speculate who Armie fucked like a not-too-bright gay teenager, R149 prefaces by saying, Armie "has jewish ancestry but is not jewish, period."

As if closing the door on Armie's Jewishness. What's Armie's Jewishness to you, anyway, R149?

R149 is saying Armie has Jewish tendencies, like his homosexual tendencies in CMBYN.

No R48, it was worse than this. Millennials have made this place so tame.

Hey Armie, call me if you need tips on being a “Forever Daddy”.

If only he could hit the gym instead of the bottle. Most freshly divorced straight (ahem) dudes get really jacked in the first year. All that pent up rage at losing their kids and their $$$.

[quote]Interesting that he's followed Ambrosio but didn't follow her tho.

?

Never forget

Time for a bandaid baby.

R159 that was only his stupid move to get the lead in fifty shade of. This man is so vanilla he makes Goop look like mapplethorpe.

He’s dumber than I thought

R153 Mary! It's nothing to me because Armie is not jewish. It would also be nothing to me if he was. Now let me be a not too bright gay teenager on this gossip forum and let's talk about interesting things, such as who Armie is currently fucking. Thanks.

Just like Armie revels in his Russian heritage (with his Cyrillic tats), he is connected to his Jewish heritage which is why he corrected Andy Cohen when Andy called him a Goy. He doesn't have to observe to honor his family's background.

R161 Dear god, enough with this. Whether or not it was a dumb move to get the lead role in 50 shades, the guy is really into these things. He was still liking bdsm pictures well into the cmbyn promo.

A lot of gay guys love sucking their dad’s feet when they’re kids. I did.

ikr, what's with this bullshit that he's faking his rope kink lmao. Watch him on Colbert and see he's really into this stuff. He's been liking and following bdsm accounts on insta and twitter for years wtf

He is NOT into BDSM.. Just see that face. Bland. Sexless. Vanilla. He trying to give himself an ' edge ' it's totally PR. Anything an actor does on social media is. How dumb are you fraus be ???

R168 = Eldergay who's only ever got his ass fucked in the dark, missionary style.

r168 is a fucking idiot.

All that’s missing from the scenario is Lindsay Lohan, Riyahd‘s ace tour guide and resident mattress.

Watch out for the bone saws, Armie.

I wish I was Ford so I could suck his toes

R163--Mary! It's nothing to me because Armie is not jewish.

Bitch, please. Even jew-or-not-jew-dot-com says he's at the very least Borderline Jew.

Is RPattz there? He and Al Turki used to be friendly!

Where's the love for the new Batman, Al Turki?

Looks like Karl Pilkington to me R103.

Now, I'm off to leave a comment on Lizard's instagram. See if I get blocked!

[quote] Bitch, please. Even jew-or-not-jew-dot-com says he's at the very least Borderline Jew.

Borderline Jew = Uncut ?

Let the gaymes begin!

LMAO! Ok, I have to admit that is a great post R178

She deleted my comment!

[bold] Liz ard you missing Armie when he away party with hot models? [/bold]

So, R180, you're trolling her with all those misspellings and missing words?

Idiot.

My other comment on a different post was deleted!

Life peachy why Armie run away to dessert?

I'm spelling like that on purpose dickcheese R181. If I was being trolled, that spelling would doubly annoy me.

do u know how much the stars are paid to be in that shit cuntry? #$200,000 at minimum.......its nuthin to them princes.

he and wifey are good, I have on very good authority

R184 What authority? The one of your dreams?

LMFAO I can already see the happy Ham photoshoots she'll set up after this public humiliation. And he'll look like he wants to kill himself. Then he'll fuck off to nyc for 5 months. Free once again!

I never thought I'd say/type these words, but my respect to Nicki Minaj for cancelling her Saudi Arabia appearance this summer.

He just needs to divorce that bitch once and for all.

I seriously think she refuses to give him a divorce hence all the public humiliation he's been piling up on her. She obviously doesn't want to let the Hammer name go.

I'm not sure where all these feverish DL fantasies are coming from that this marriage that you're all salivating over is on the rocks. But boy, are you freaks invested in this!

LOL at Liz storying about Orangina and the color of her Xmas cards while Armie is losing his mind in SA.

This trip is going to haunt him for years to come, one way or another. Taking shady Saudi money, drunk sheik pics, model/yacht girl pics, hangin' with rapists pics...plenty of fuel for the divorce lawyers, and the next Anne Helen Peterson takedown piece.

Didn't that guy from London that worked on DOTN say something like "see you in Stockholm, brother"? Another opportunity for Armie to take off which I'm sure he won't pass up. Can't wait to see what that's about.

R171 Excellent point where is the Lohan she would normally be all over this

So him and the Latina mistress (lol) just followed each other. Liz will shit a brick.

The SM strategy will be to "sadfish" with the Insta-kids in their carefully curated and sponsored BRF-wear and throw in some inedible-looking bakery items. After all, it's Image-stagram where the BRAND must go on!

I don't think Timmy would be open to hormone therapy, no matter how much he's pressured by Armie. I think Timmy is gay, but I don't think he's trans by any means. If a partner was pressuring me to take hormones to grow titties or soften my features, that would be a deal breaker. I hope he's able to make a clean break from Armie, it just doesn;t seem like a healthy situation.

R191, yeah, like the toesuckingate was not enough..

Hahah r196 you actually think Armie and Timmy hooked up? Those two have zero chemistry on and off screen.

THAT'S NOT TRUE

as often and as hard as armie sucked on timmys tittys, ude think they would be sticking out a good 3 inches.

actually, armie's marriage is very solid u sick cumdumps..

R200 are you drunk ?

You don't have to think they fucked but to say they have no chemistry is just too lol. Timmy may be the only person that filmed Armie take a leak and that alone puts him above all the rest.

^^^ filmed Armie while he was taking a leak

[quote]yeah, like the toesuckingate was not enough..

It's his own fault for being a dumbass. And he really is some combination of dumb and greedy for taking this trip and allowing himself to be used as a tool of the Saudi government, ffs. Then rhapsodizing on IG about how he witnessed the beginning of this huge cultural shift and we all have to support it, blah blah...probably the same lines the producer fed him to get him to attend. The US is not in great shape right now as a moral authority, but Armie can't help where he's from. He CAN help where he chooses to go. Helping to whitewash the image of a country that still crucifies and beheads people as punishment is just a stupid move.

What a whore!

Wow. The nose on R205 pic. Armie is having a good time

Love the comments on IG. “How much were you paid to visit this country and make propaganda. Because hammers are doing nothing without $$$$$$.”

Blah, people just love shitting on him. He's one of the many celebrities that went to a dumb music fest in a shit country, I don't see the big fuss from the fake woke. This whole thing will blow over and he'll continue like usual because he's not famous enough to make waves. What I'm interested in is what happens next with his shitshow of a marriage. How much humiliation will Liz take before she agrees to a divorce?

I think tragic Lizard believes her own SM. She will be the last to know.

This is what happens when two fame-hungry narcissistic whores get together. I feel so bad for the children. I use to think Will and Jada were the world’s worst parents, but now I believe it to be Armie Hammer and his fake bitch wife.

Fun a gaymes at Saudipalooza

It will all come out when "Hopsey" writes her memoirs.

Armie has always seemed shady to me. I am positive there are many more evils of his that will be exposed in the future. The only good thing that will happen is he will be forced into gay porn to support himself, and all will be good in the world again 😊

r210 really you thought Will and Jada's well fed and well funded children where living with the worst parents? Even on a rich celeb list, Tom Cruise and his purchased crotch fruit forced to live under his cult, are worse off then the Smiths. How about those parents that beat their children or starve them. To our knowledge, non of these celeb kids are missing meals, going to subpar school/tutors, or barred from having a life.

Give me a celeb parent worth millions doting over me, beats having to grow up to take on a middle class job and work 5 days a week.

Armie just seems like the typically third generation of wealth. No drive or need to actually do something. He dropped out of school to act. He is not an intellectual, he's a lay about that used his height and generically good looks to coast into an acting career. Add in the fact that Hollywood love rubbing shoulders with those associated with wealthy families, se the many billionaires daughters cast in films, and it shows his lack of empathy. Why should he care about human rights abuses in SA, when every western government happily sucks up to SA? Everyone is making a profit off of that sand pile, no use being the lone wolf, especially when he only cares about himself.

It's one thing, and legitimate, to be disgusted with his palling around with a Saudi prince in a country that flagrantly abuses human rights. But Jesus, his "evils," R213?

"No drive or need to actually do something," R215?

Talk about over-the-top reactions. Such freaks on this thread.

Armie sure found this thread fast.

This shows the Armie lacks any self-awareness. Saudi is a country that has spread violent, hateful ideology around the world; treats impoverished foreign workers like slaves and treats women like chattel.

Many major starts have recently declined to travel to Saudi for sports/music events since the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. Tiger Woods recently declined an invitation to play golf there. He is rich and doesn't need Saudi money.

Likewise, Armie has plenty of money and should have done the same.

Armie is now cancelled. How dare he support a country and people that would stone to death a gay man or a woman that has an affair outside of marriage.

I like Armie but I believe he deserves to get shit on for this. Being all "gay rights" one second and then participating in Saudi propaganda is fucked up. I'm glad they're getting called out for it.

I agree he should be called out on this. But the hatred for him here was happening long before this.

I’ve hated Armie Hammer for years. I can only hope he gets passed over for future roles and jobs because of his travesty. He is attending a festival that Scott Dissick (a Kardashian family clinger) is attending! I would be ashamed until the day I died. May Armie be officially cancelled as of now.

[quote]I’ve hated Armie Hammer for years.

Why, r222? Do you know him? Were you hoping to be hired to play Oliver? Mark Zuckerberg? Clyde Tolson?

There's no explaining irrational DL hatred, R223. It's mental.

Mary, the faux outrage! He won't be cancelled any more than the rest of the attendees will be. And if you want him to die because he went to a music festival for 3 days you need your head checked.

R225 If that's how you feel I'll get you some plane tickets to Saudi Arabia right now so that you can have a nice little Christmas vacation. You can even fraternize with those princes you like so much. But be careful, one toe out of line and they'll have Armie and his has-been friends chuck you off the nearest roof. Good luck!

MARY, R226!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about the celebrities that attend and perform at Coachella? The owner funds anti-lgbt causes and is pro-gun, anti-abortion. But that's okay because it's in the US right? Btw who do you think the Saudis buy their weapons from to oppress and kill their people with?

I was neutral about Armie until this event, and now I think he should be cancelled, along with all his new friends. The whole display is distasteful and disheartening. He really is a whore, just as he's always said. As to the comment of R196 about hormone therapy: What??? Based on what are you inferring that such a debate ever took place? It seems highly unlikely. But I agree with you about the clean break part. Whatever the nature of the relationship of these two people, I hope the younger, more talented, classier one has the good sense to part ways. And to R211: Just no. Superimposing other people's faces on porn should be illegal.

Is that Joan on far right?

R219 You rang.

[quote]I was neutral about Armie until this event, and now I think he should be cancelled

People who use the word 'cancelled' to describe what they wish would happen to other people? They're who should be cancelled.

R228 nails it. A lot of hypocritical cunts on this thread.

And I agree with you, R232.

That's Victoria Brito, r230.

Joan Smalls is gorgeous though, would be a major upgrade from Liz.

Armie is definitely on the “cancelled” list for 2020. There’s no mansplaining out of this one, you toe pedophile Armie.

He doesn't need money folks!

He's rich as fuck!

He went coz he wanted to.

He's bored with the wife and kids.

He's wild at heart. They all want to be 21 forever and act like it.

Armie openly flirting with another woman. Damn.

That's so funny lol. She didn't even pretend to know him. She's all plastic, just like his wife. Maybe that's what he's into.

R211 made me laugh for a full minute. That is awful. But hilarious. Omagah.

r237 that was painful. Like it started fine then the third clip was like damn aren't you married? Did Armie not take the celeb 101 course? You don't do that shit, especially with a camera directly in your face. I know he's just having a bit of fun, but idk I don't think it's a good look when you have wife and family at home.

He looks bored as fuck at that lame festival. Armie was definitely paid to be there. The cringe conversations, boring Instagram pictures and C-D List celebs screams working vacation. Did he even mention a DJ or anything to make it sound like the music was worth the flight. Such a cheap PR move by the Saudis.

Yeah, not to mention this is just before Christmas. Instead of being with his family, he is across the world, in an oppressive country, flirting with another woman.

[quote]Did he even mention a DJ or anything to make it sound like the music was worth the flight

Armie has eclectic music taste as evident by his recommendations on Twitter but I'm sure he can't tell the difference between the spinning of Steve Aoki, Swizz Beatz and David Guetta. He's drinking and smoking hookah, not paying attention to the music.

Did they all have their rosebuds inspected for homosexsical violations before they flew out of SA?

R244 Not inspected, but Armie, Phillippe, and Westwick were all falsely accused of being spies. They endured a twelve hour Guantanamo treatment as revenge against white americans for what they've been doing to muslims completely with mutual nudity, group bondage, paddling and flogging, and sodomy with broom handles. Paparazzi have apparently spotted them all limping through the festival, although that could just be from the excessive alcohol. Or the copious amounts of uncut Saudi prince cock they've been taking.

Out of the three, Armie, Phillippe, and Westwick do you think any of them would have taken up a lucrative offer to hookup with a Saudi prince for a couple of dollars? Phillippe and Westwick could certainly use the money right?

LMFAO at the blue-stocking, pearl-clutching queen at R242--"horrified," she is!

R235--really? "Pedophile"? "Cancelled"? He's neither, you nutter.

Phillippe looks like a douche but I still want to fuck him.

They were all paid appearance fees with no sex required, one assumes. You mean for extra cash on top of that? I would say Phillippe and Westwick yes, Armie no. I don't think Armie is into homosex and he's obviously not worried about maintaining his lifestyle for his entire life, being to the manor born.

it's more like, if you come to this event, I will finance your "project"

I just watched the video where Armie made his little boy suck his feet, and then filmed it and shared it for all the world to see! This is truly demented and indicative of pedophilia. He should have custody taken away until he can be psychiatrically evaluated. What a sicko.

Yes I actually do wonder how the toe sucking video could affect custody, although I wouldn’t be surprised if Hammer would surrender all custodial rights so he can do as he pleases.

R252 - I thought the same thing. Armie is ready to be free and will feign disappointment when custody is revoked, but will secretly be happy. There’s no judge in the world that would watch that video and let him be in control of a child. He’s a true pedophile for sure.

R237 as he ages, his face is getting so long and narrow and his lips are disappearing. He needs to hit up his wife's doc for a little "refreshment"

R251-R252-R253: the trifecta of freaks. I just watched the video to find out what the fuck you freaks are talking about, and it's their baby playfully putting his mouth on Armie's big toe. The mother is amused, as you can hear on the audio, so I doubt IF the time comes and they should divorce, this video is evidence of anything, much less pedophilia, that would lose him custody.

And by the way, it's a lie it is to say Hammer "made" his son suck his feet.

R256 - Armie shoved his feet into his own son’s mouth and was deriving pleasure from it. Where’s the lie?

r252 she'd be dumb as hell to have her lawyers try to use that seeing how it was her who was filming it while laughing like an idiot in the background.

In your fantasy he did, 257. Not on the video.

they probably have a prenup, so don't you worry!

Now the closet pedos come out with their fantasies of what "pedo" Armie did.

They don’t have a prenup.

[quote]Were you hoping to be hired to play Oliver? Mark Zuckerberg?

Ahem.

Thank you, r263. That movie didn't make as much of an impression on me as it might have, I suppose.

@R229, MARY!!

So much stink fish frauen on here once again. Fuck the lot of you, you maggot infested cunts. Why does Muriel continue to allow rotting slits to post on DL?

LOL! She covered the card photo again in her latest story.

R267 what does that mean?

R266 Is a bit of a potty mouth.

Is that Armie or Philippe in the yellow vest?

Armie's Big Totalitarian Regime Adventure has hit the mainstream press. They even used his photo and yes, those morons got paid:

Tyler, the guy who introduced them, sent a pic of him and Armie to a charmie account. Poor Liz, new day, new humiliation from huuuuusband and his buddies lmao

sorry to bust ur clouds of negative shit: but theyr very in love and are one big happi family.

U CAN BANK ON THAT QUEENS

LOL now they roped his mom into it. Even Andy Richter commented!

It looks like he’s had the wedding ring off even in photos with her as of recent

They're obviously gonna get a divorce sooner or later. In spite of the happy fam fantasy she's been presenting on insta looks like they haven't been living together this whole year, even in London. He's such a mess though and so is she but who cares about her, his exploits post splitsville should be interesting.

[quote]Joan Smalls is gorgeous though, would be a major upgrade from Liz.

No, she isn't. More of the same...... bony & boring.

R274, that is delightful. Dru is a vile bitch. The more scrutiny she gets, the better. It could be epic.

As enjoyable as a divorce would be, there's an alternative scenario. Maybe the reason he did the festival was to pay for the new Denver Bird Bakery, which is being built as we speak. A couple of days' worth of partying could take a big bite out of construction costs. It would also explain why Liz would be okay with it in the first place, even though he's away from the family around the holidays. As for not wearing his wedding ring...he may be too fat to wear it comfortably right now. He's chunked up a lot in the last couple of months, and it doesn't seem to be dropping.

If he needed money that badly he wouldn't have committed to several months doing a low-paying play in New York instead of doing a series or more movies.

Well, but he has been working pretty much nonstop for months--maybe getting to do the play is for HIM, after giving her what she wants. And you can only do back to back to back to back movies up to a point, before you drop. Everyone needs a change of pace, and he seems determined not to do a series, good money or not.

Who is even hiring him to do series or movies? Maybe a play and a music festival is all he can get.

All these celebs party overseas for cash. And they’ll do it for brutal dictators and homophobic princes. Or worse.

I’d call them a bunch of whores, but I’d do it, too, if someone wanted to pay me a small fortune to do it.

[quote]I completely understand Armie. When I was married to a woman

Well, what the fuck were you doing being married to a woman, asswipe r122?

[quote] As for not wearing his wedding ring...he may be too fat to wear it comfortably right now.

Oh please. It’s not like he’s a whale.

The endless Armie snipes are getting very amusing, at this point. I'm reading them with the right frame of mind now. It's a respectable level of Datalounge cuntery, I would say, this thread. But it couldn't it be even more vicious?

Please QUIT TRYING TO MAKE ARMIE HAMMER HAPPEN! He has no discernible skills or attributes that are worthy of our praise. He has kids, then leaves them for months at a time shooting in Hawaii or partying in Saudi Arabia. He’s an awful husband and father, and his egotistical attitude is sickening.

Armie is Whorence of Arabia!

Do either of them stand for any cause besides promoting themselves?

Armie and Liz TV title: Two Hollywood Whores

r288 Don't you know Elizabeth Chambers is a humanitarian?

he is rich as fuk, he doing a play cause its fun and stretches ur acting muscles u dumb fuk

Anne Helen Peterson chiming in at R286!

Armie will never happen but he won't stop getting work either. If you think this will finish him, you're dead wrong. HW is all a bunch of hypocrites who don't give a shit about anyone but themselves. Even those who ~refuse to go to countries like SA because they're so ~woke probably do it for image reasons only. He screws up like this all the time (the Stan Lee mess, the toes-sucking video, this) because he genuinely dgaf about what people think because he's a loaded, good looking man child who's been handed everything on a silver platter since birth and has had it easy all his life. Acting is just another hobby for him lbr.

I'm saddened that Liz wasn't invited to Saudi Arabia, if only because I would love to see how she would cookie-ize the trip. A burqa cookie maybe?

R290 Don’t forget journalist!

....

Can you imagine if Armie had to shoot a movie in Saudi Arabia and Liz dragged the children along? Imagine Harper in a little burqa with gingham frills and her monogram sewn into the back.

If she had gone she would've storied a Saudi woman or two kneeling before her like she did when she went to India lbr

Liz's bony legs are actually desirable in Saudi Arabia

So will Armie even try to get home for Christmas with bitchface and the rug rats?

some, some mental patients in this thread.

it's work! you pay, he shows up! how much is his appearance fee?

Nothing to be ashamed about.

R296, please see R271.

Nobody thinks this is going to "finish" him, ffs. But it's another bad gaffe he doesn't need in a long line of them.

"See" queen r302, please see this, and feel the loathing and detestation I have for you! You are [italic]the[/italic] most useless Datalounger.

"Journalist Yashar Ali responded by asking Hammer 'Did you find Jamal Khashoggi’s body while you were there?""

I wonder if it was the Disney on Ice and the Xmas card photoshoots that pushed him to run off to Saudi Arabia. Doubt she was expecting this escapade seeing how she's been covering those oh so genuine, brimming with love and spontaneity Christmas cards ever since.

But does she have a camel toe, R299?

That's fucking disgusting. No one wants to think about her camel toe.

LMFAO at this comment. Why did Armie think this story would be endearing?

LOL

Liz’s pussy stinks.

Sounds like a perfectly lovely event. Is this the "cultural revolution we all need to get behind and support," Armie?

[quote]"See" queen [R302], please see this, and feel the loathing and detestation I have for you! You are the most useless Datalounger.

"Overreaction" queen R303--why in the world would I care how you feel about me? Shoo.

R308 wtf? What is even the point of doing that? If he just likes unsalted fries that's one thing, but why ask for unsalted fries just to add it yourself?

Wait, I'm confused? So is Muslim acceptance in or out? Are we pretending like the Middle East is a paragon of culture and social justice or are we acknowledging it for the shithole that it is? I wish Twitter would make up its mind, are we supposed to be on board with the burqa or not?

Burqa Bakery coming soon to Riydah!

These journalists want to make a stink about celebs going to a party in SA, but wont mention their own countries business dealings with the country? Many a male Instagram guys are also flown out to SA for sex, while it's a homophobic country, there is still a lot of money to be made for straight and gay people.

The CDAN BI loool. Someone's pissed.

R317 and consodering he is Liz's friend...

Here it is...

[quote]Also at that festival was the actor who sounds like a cleaning product. His wife has had enough with his kinks and cheating with others they pick up. Bye bye marriage.

Eeeeew that BI implies they're polyamorous

I don't want to imagine Lizard's chicken bone legs scissoring

CDAN is full of shit. That said, it’s not really a stretch.

Yeah, I don't buy that. She won't even let him pull her hair, missionary's probably the farthest he went with her . The cheating and kinks I do, the swinging nah.

Liz would rather have us believe that they were polyamorous all along. It's a lot less humiliating than to admit that she was cheated on with a twink 13 years her junior.

R323 exactly.

Armie is bi or gay?

The Charmies are convinced he and Ratboy had an affair.

In reality, it's Luca whom he fucked.

R326 Or so you wish, Luca.

Dude, if he's been fucking a guy, it's Timmy. He stayed at his place in NYC during promo, he let him film him while he was pissing, was seen by his hotel in London a few months ago. Plus Liz's unhealthy obsession with this twink and her hate for charmie, the fact that they're never seen together in public anymore even though they're still close going by Timmy's behavior etc. It's pretty obvious.

Oh honey

You loved that shitty movie so much, didn't you?

I don’t buy into the Charmie shit or believe they are having a secret affair or that they will ever be an actual thing. I’m willing to buy that they might have thrown each other a fuck back in the day, but that’s it.

R328, you are going to trigger so many people here lol

Yeah because Armie fucking Luca is so much more believable. Sure, Jan.

[quote] Nobody thinks this is going to "finish" him, ffs. But it's another bad gaffe he doesn't need in a long line of them.

Exactly. At some point, directors and producers are going to decide he’s too big a walking PR disaster to bother with.

r331 lol I know but I don't care. I'm just saying if Armie's fucked a guy it's Timmy and maybe he's fucked others too idk. Idk if he's into pussy or dick or both but the Luca bullshit is hilarious.

LOL new Screenshots of Lizard 🦎 feuding with randos

Jeez. She turns nasty at the drop of a hat.

R329 is right: the silly queens here mooning over the ludicrous idea that those two actors from that shitty, shitty movie actually have something romantic in real life.

LMFAO!!!

Seriously wtf

So still no husband in her stories? Uh oh.

R286, your own, I suppose...

Make sure you check in with a therapist

R335 Colonizer pride? I think Lizard just jumped ahead of SmArmie the race for who can be more tone deaf.

R292, That Buzzfeed story is the truth. Mediocre white men like him get everything handed to them regardless. Its true for many of them. The women too.

ROFL

Hope everyone keeps it up, if she keeps being made fun of then she'll eventually relent and let those poor kids wear normal clothing for once.

Those kids are actually catalog models being loaned to the Hammers for social media purposes. It's a clever sponsorship deal with the clothing brands and theme parks in exchange for Instagram posts, views and followers. Their real parents are making a hefty profit, too. Lizard and SmArmie may have to return them sooner rather than later because of #toesuckinggate.

I don't see a problem with anyone of these celebrities, or anyone else for that matter going to Saudia Arabia to go to a music festival, and have a kick ass time. If were going to talk about human rights violations in that country, then we also have to talk about human rights violations in America as well.

America has been committing human rights violations for centuries right here at home. We've enslaved people, we've put people through a system of Jim crow laws, we've hung people from trees, we've set fires to people and burned them to a crisp, we've beaten people in this country until they weren't recognizable as human, we've maimed people, we've beaten brutally to death, we've sprayed young black men and women with water hoses, beaten them with night sticks, we've sicked K9 dogs on people who were being peaceful and we also have police officers who kill unarmed civilians and all they have to say is they feared for their lives, and that's it, nothing else is done about it.

We also have children sitting in cages right now dying, on American soil, and nothing is being done about it at all. So I really don't want to here anything about human rights violations, until America gets its own act together, and atones for it's own crimes against humanity. And anyone who thinks otherwise is a fucking hypocrite.

I read that the Saudis offered money but some people were also blackmailed. My guess is someone has evidence that Armie is a massive bottom that he is rumored to be. His wife is such an obvious beard. The relationship is just for show, he even takes menial acting jobs like the days he worked in Hawaii and has spent more than one father's day away from his family just to avoid the farce.

No doubt he was there to also present hole to some Saudi princes. Bought and paid.

This marriage was always transactional.

R326 totally more realistic and believable. If he'd had Timothée he wouldn't have been so desperate. When you get something you move on eventually and it's been 3 years he's still trying to get his attention on Instagram like that Zoe post.

He likes them older and hairy like his daddy, Luca and Tom Ford and his buddy Tyler and maybe Taika. Armie also admitted being a whore who would do anything for money.

The Saudis probably had a whale of a time fucking into him while pouring their hairy sweat down his back.

R348 all speculation of course. Don't sue me Armie.

maybe timmy will drop him now

Timmy will not want to stick his dick in residual Saudi ass juice.

[quote]I don't see a problem with anyone of these celebrities, or anyone else for that matter going to Saudia Arabia to go to a music festival, and have a kick ass time.

BECAUSE IT WASN'T JUST A MUSIC FESTIVAL. Those people were paid by the government of SA to propagandize on its behalf and sell a false image of the country as a glorious tourist paradise on social media via the festival, when the reality is that it's a hellhole of human rights violations, religious extremism and terrorist funding, and the way its citizens are treated is very different to the experience of paid influencers and tourists. This past spring five gay men were beheaded by the government there for the crime of being gay. Rape victims are often punished alongside their rapists. People are literally lashed to death with a whip there as punishment for any number of 'crimes', which are whatever the government says they are. If blood money doesn't bother you, then whatever. But Armie loves to present himself as woke and an ally to women and LGBT, and that won't work when you take payment from people who behead gays and treat women as subhuman.

As for the USA'S own issues--practically every country has ugliness in its history and in its present, so if only 'clean' countries are allowed to call out bad shit when they see it, then the bad shit won't ever get called out. We have our own issues to deal with, and they are serious--but we can walk and chew gum at the same time. You're also ignoring the fact that criticism of this situation is coming from people all over the world, and not just Americans.

Where next for Armie, International North Korea Film Fesitval?

I dunno if Timmy will drop him or not but for his own sake he should make a clean break from him because Armie's a mess and always will be. If he's into guys I'm sure he can have his pick and find someone with some impulse control that thinks before he acts. Armie won't lack in options either, once he divorces the models will go sniffing around him. Better for everyone.

Lmaooooooo I love how for the past two years every time Armie does something dumb there are comments about how Perfect Angel Timmy should drop him and yet he never does, no matter what kind of shit Armie gets into. And probably never will. Well, there’s always next year!

So she managed to get one of his hands in her insta. The usual lol. I'm amazed at her ability to act like nothing happened no matter what she does. What public embarrassment will he bestow upon her next? Stay tuned.

*no matter what he does

R355 Lol this is the truth. Last year a few days after Armie was getting shit for his Stan Lee comments Timmy was running up to him on the red carpet and calling him his lover for whatever reason. This year he was saying that Armie was supposed to be there getting out of the car with him at the London premiere of The King, and that would have been his first real public appearance after toegate, with a horrible pedo mustache at that. If he drops him it won't be because of his PR messes since clearly he doesn't give a fuck.

R356 I would like to see Armie flirt some more with insta models. She'd probably be more enraged at the fact that he's cheating with someone with more followers than at the actual cheating.

I blame Luca for enabling morally bereft, wooden SmArmie and shoving him in our faces even though he was too old and wrong for the part and stunk up CMBYN. James Ivory had his own issues with Luca and his bad decisions. Nobody would be buzzing about SmArmie and his fake Instagram family if it weren't for Luca. Serves him right that his bloated Suspiria remake bombed a the box office.

Yes CMBYN basically ruined Armie's career.

We should have another thread for that.

AYFKM, r361? CMBYN [italic]gave[/italic] him his career.

R361 Were you not listening? I said Luca made him. He'd long since peaked before Luca dusted him off, plunked him into CMBYN and tried to make him happen.

R347 The blackmail theory crossed my mind too. That might indeed be the real reason he went, especially when you consider how miserable he looked in most of those pictures. Contrary to many opinions here, I do not think Armie is stupid or unaware. That leaves coercion or greed as possible motivations. What do we know about Mohammed Al Turki? Why is Armie Hammer's life such a soap opera?

CMBYN didn't ruin his career but it didn't do anything for him either except bring him more visibility which, seeing that he can't go a few months without screwing up some way, is the last thing he needs.

r358 yup. The fact that Timmy hasn't dropped him after all his PR blunders says a lot. I mean we all know little Timmy Tim can wash his hands of people that aren't good for his image just fine. Hello, Woody Allen! And there he was telling people who don't give two shits about Armie that he was gonna bring him as his plus one (when his "gf" was right there LOL)

r364 miserable? Ha! It's the first time he's actually looked happy and carefree in loooooong time but keep going with the dumb af conspiracy theories, don't let reality stop you.

R366 Lily-Rose wasn't at the London premiere but yes to all that.

R367 You're probably right. Why should I come up with excuses for him? I guess he really is just a greedy, whoring ass, "happy and carefree" with his blood money.

Or, you know, he's as dumb and clueless as he looks and was just happy to be away from his shitshow of a life for 3 days and just went there because the Dreamland producer invited him after he himself invited him at his birthday party in August? It ain't that deep ffs.

R370 Exactly. Entitled rich kid goes wherever the wind "blows" him... *ahem*

No R362 Social Network gave him his career. CMBYN was not so much as a career jump start as a failed sacrifice to the showbiz bitch goddess. I would even argue it damaged his home and family life.

He isn't wearing his wedding ring on the Christmas cards. So when do you think he'll drop the divorce announcement? May 23rd?

He’s wearing it. It’s silver.

She looks batshit crazy.

Yeah, you're right if I squint. They all look batshit with those fake grins, only the dog looks normal.

The dog doesn't look very normal to me wearing this huge red bow. Such a crazy family.

Can I please get the fuck out of this nightmare I'm condemned to live in?

R377 Please take me with you!

Hey dumbasses, I've been with this crazy bitch for 13 years. What do you know about suffering? It's gonna be ME first!

R370 No way in hell was he clueless to what was going on when he posted that the propaganda sounding PR post for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. The only thing missing was Praise be to Alibaba.

R370 he also posed in several publicity shots with the Instagram whores.

He knew exactly what he was doing. For what? Blood money or blackmail. Your guess is as good as mine. But don't think he was wearing glasses in all his pictures for nothing. Hiding his soulless eyes, no doubt.

I think his small act of defiance was rudely wearing the local gear. A small FU possibly to the nation selling his ass to the highest bidder or who had dirt on him. I recall once reading that Kristen Stewart was paid 500k to sit on a prince's lap. Who knows what they paid the bubble butt star of the gay movie to do.

My guess is the KSA hacked his computer and found him taking a cumload from one of those TV actors he's always drooling over like Adam Demos.

R346, well said

Why isn't she wearing shoes in the family xmas card?

R372 "as a failed sacrifice to the showbiz bitch goddess. I would even argue it damaged his home and family life".. Interesting take, specially the first part Could you explain it a bit more?

@R372

[quote] I would even argue it damaged his home and family life.

Interesting........please elaborate

Ah...it seems like R385 beat me to it.

R384 she did the same for last year's Xmas card (or maybe it was Xmas year before last?)—showing off her huge, bunion-afflicted former model's feet and wearing some silly little dress more appropriate as clubwear for a 21-year-old girl. And of course as always, with the same super-artificial open mouthed Joker grin.

I don't feel bad for Armie having to put up with her psychotic ass, because water seeks its own level. But I do feel a little sorry for the kids (who are probably getting the Christopher and Christina treatment behind the scenes) and the dog.

“Bitch goddess definition, worldly or material success personified as a goddess, especially one requiring sacrifice and being essentially destructive.”

Hammer was dealt an especially cruel hand with CMBYN with Sony essentially waging a year long Oscar campaign for the film. He played “the game” eagerly with the expectation that he would get an Oscar nomination and it would be a turning point in his career. The reality though is that Hammer was badly miscast, gave a lukewarm performance and his presence in the film actually made many Oscar voters uncomfortable (there were several anecdotal comments post-nominations that voters purposely snubbed Hammer because they disapproved of pairing with Chalamet.) He was in essence spending a great deal of capital selling Hollywood something it didn’t want.

The year long publicity campaign for CMBYN was buoyed by a social media phenomenon among young social network savvy millennials that Hammer had not dealt with before. Curiosity about the film and its very long publicity campaign began to bleed into Mrs. Hammer’s own account which had never had that kind of viewership before. Obviously Mrs. Hammer must have had personality issues before the release of CMBYN, but with the increase in Instagram exposure due to the film, Mrs. Hammer began to become, how should I say, transparently crazy. Seemingly convinced that she too had become an Instagram phenomenon, she began to expose every facet of her life on social media. So because of this little movie, two craven attention addicts were born: He convinced that the movie had legitimized him from beyond just being a handsome face and deep voice, and She convinced that she was a person of importance rather than just some Beverly Hills housewife.

R389 Don't forget his affection for the twink. It's also played a part in the destruction of their marriage.

And that too. People actually are convinced he fucked the little boy.

People actually are convinced I didn't do this for a "little extra publicity".

Only R391 that we are not talking about a 'little boy', but a young man of 23

Naked I can pass for 12.

I'm guessing a combination of money and blackmail. During Social Network days Armie was close to Kevin Spacey's producer. They're still social media buddies and he's close friends with James Franco. Bound to have some skeletons. Maybe a video of Westwick giving it to him on all fours.

It's true that he hid his eyes and danced like Oliver in the desert so he could have been hiding all kinds of inner turmoil. And he lied. It wasn't for his friend Alturki but the KSA as was clear from the obvious PR statement he posted on Instagram. Pure propaganda? Sounded like it. A lie masking why he was there would be to save face and reveal shame. So I'm leaning towards him being coerced into attending. So sounding more and more like blackmail.

Good analysis @ R389.

HE CANT LEAVE HER CAUSE SHE IS ONE OF THE FEW CHICKS WHO CAN TAKE HIS MASSIVE COCK U FUKS

Damn that Christmas card is the most cringeworthy thing I’ve seen all year. This is the exact type of family that daddy eventually snaps and pulls a “Chris Watts” on. I just hope he spares the boy.....he could grow up to be a hot Instaho.

And now we're expected to believe he can assume Olivier's mantle in REBECCA? Whorence of Arabia is no brooding Byronic lover. He's an international joke.

Has #toesuckinggate (and now #whoreabiagate) torpedoed what was left of Armie Hammer's faked image? Would people pay money to see him now that the video has gone viral? The unsavory association even carries over to Lizard's bakery, a business which needs to be pristine. Didn't daddy teach her Rule #1 of Business: Keep Personal & Business separate? But she got greedy and constantly intermingled the two on social media. She put all her "eggs" in her husband's "basket" and he jumped the shark with them. All those barefoot Xmas cards were a premonition. Somebody upstairs was laughing...

No one was seeing Hammer's movies anyway, so his career would probably feel the same 401.

R398 we’ve seen him in those short shorts, he’s bulge free. Maybe has a vagina. Who are you trying to fool?

@R401, what are you on about?

I love how Armie appears in none of her holiday photos except a random shot of his bare feet and PJs. Girl is pissed.

I was blocked from her page. She kept deleting my comments but I guess asking if she was barefoot due to fungal issues pushed her over the edge.

I don't buy the sex rumors or blackmail. I think Armie is desperate for a hit movie and these Saudi's are major financiers in Hollywood. They said come hangout with us and we can finance some future deal. Armie, doesn't have to worry about backlash because he's rich as fuck and getting closer to the day when he can give up on being a leading man to accepting his fate in bit parts. Honestly, eh should have a series on one of the streaming services by now. The fact that he hasn't been able to snag even a limited series says a lot about his lack of talent or direction. I don't get a gay vibe from Chalamet, i doubt they fucked.

More like he won't let her take his picture. Pissed or not, she would never miss an opportunity to gain some clout. And let's face it, no one cares about her when Armie's not around.

R407, I agree with you on the Saudis and the reason Armie is there. Mohammed Al Turki, his host, is one of the producers of 'Dreamland' to be released in 2020. Armie is in it, so that would explain his presence in Saudi.

But I don't agree with the TC part of your post. Timothy is crazy about Armie, if anything, Tim is the one throwing himself at Armie any opportunity he gets. I suppose A. was flattered, but since he doesn't swing that way T. must be disappointed and still thirsty.

Prance, ponies, prance!

The fat one storied Armie opening presents with the kids, no wedding ring.

[quote]More like he won't let her take his picture.

That photographer queen John Russo is more than happy to step in.

R410 Stick your ponies up your ass you redundant fuck.

R411 I'm guessing they broke the news to the kids then? I know they're still very young but the oldest would probably notice that her dad has stopped wearing the ring.

I doubt a 5-year-old knows what a wedding ring is, let alone notices. And why would they tell the kids at Christmas? Especially if they’re trying to grit their teeth and make it to the 10-year mark in May. That’s like a century away to a little kid.

Alright, she might not have noticed it's gone but she definitely knows what a ring is. She's 5, not a vegetable. And I was thinking that they told the kids a little while ago, not during Christmas obviously. But yeah, might still be too early. Though I'd say that if they're waiting until May to officially announce it, it's also quite early to take off the ring.

I'm not sure I understand the ring thing. We are in the 21st century, plenty of married couples don't wear. It's no big deal, no sign the marriage has gone bust

*it*

Just Jared says they have a picture-perfect marriage. PR damage control. Dead giveaway.

Plenty of couples don’t, R417. But the Hammers always have. Armie made all that noise about tattooing her initials on his finger because he has to take his ring off a lot for work, or some shit like that.

She’s still got the safety diamond on her finger, to no one’s surprise.

The psychotic Fraus on here who think this closet case is going to leave a perfectly adequate beard, astound me. He married her as an infant, why do you think he did that right before his first Major awards chance for Social Network? Maybe Kristoffer Polaha can tell you.

Kristoffer Polaha??

[quote]Maybe Kristoffer Polaha can tell you.

He's a Jebusina, right? Also a 'mo?

R409 lol sure Jan.

Armie wasn’t there for Dreamland only, his PR post for KSA didn’t mention Dreamland but practically mentioned KSA was Experiencing a cultural shift. That’s pretty much verbatim the point of this exercise. He’s spouting propaganda like sound bites like a pro.

R423 he’s the brunette Armie cavorted around with to parties during award season after filming Billy Graham and while trying to get an Oscar for Social Network.

[quote]He married her as an infant, why do you think he did that right before his first Major awards chance for Social Network? Maybe Kristoffer Polaha can tell you.

[quote]he’s the brunette Armie cavorted around with to parties during award season after filming Billy Graham and while trying to get an Oscar for Social Network.

Armie and Kristoffer..

I don't get it, what does this Kristoffer have to do with Armie now? Did they fuck? Fucked Armie's wife?

Armie and Kristoffer,

The worst thing CMBYN did to Armie is put him in the spotlight. He thrives from being incognito but is too thirsty for fame to hide again. So all his skeletons will soon come out. The Saudis no doubt got wind of them.

That instagram post, which doesn’t mention his Al Turki movie at all is such a cringe effort. He really sold his soul. But for what reason?

Thinking about what a deviant Armie is I hope he didn’t put Timothée into any difficult positions and try to proposition him. Remember when Timmy jumped in bed with the Hammers. Why did the Hammers let him into their hotel room then climb back in bed. Wanting a threesome? And he exposes them on Fallon. Liz probably wanted him dead from that moment on.

The hammer family flare not billionaires. Their only worth $200 million dollars. And he said his family doesn't support him at all, he said he supports himself on his own.

R428 Polaha is good looking. Seems just Armie’s type. Back then he was plus one for many industry parties even after Hammer’s premature wedding to the Mrs. He is also a tv actor who probably latched onto the tycoon heir for fame or money or just anal sex.

R431 he said that but it was a lie. His parents bought his first apartment in LA and they just moved from a Hammer property. He’s a trust fund brat.

Before Timothée there was Polaha and Cavill. Armie likes to flirt and get very close to his brunette costars.

Christmas with the Crawfords

Is Kristoffer Polaha a homoha? That's all I care about. He's MWC, but he is so fucking hot, I watch him in most of his insipid TV dramas. He would have made a good Jamie Frame.

[quote]And he said his family doesn't support him at all, he said he supports himself on his own.

He's also said he's never had a real job, that acting is the only work he's ever done. That means between the time he dropped out of high school and actually started making enough as an actor to support himself, he was living on family money. As R433 says, his parents even bought him an apartment during that time, despite being pissed at him. Even now, given the way he and his own family live, he has to be drawing on a trust fund or other Hammer money to maintain their lifestyle--he hasn't had a big acting paycheck for years, and indie movies and plays don't pay shit. They certainly don't pay enough on their own to bankroll businesses for his wife (who lost $200, 000 at one of them through her own incompetence) AND pay for endless travel, private home Santa Claus visits for the kids, all of the high-priced woo-woo science beauty treatments Liz requires weekly, et cetera.

“The boozing actor......”

I love you OP! And yes, Armie Hammer really is a piece of shit. You know how a person gives off vibes? Armie’s “vibes” are the worst I’ve ever felt. He should kill himself.

Armie's vibes smell of gin and regret.

[quote] They certainly don't pay enough on their own to bankroll businesses for his wife (who lost $200, 000 at one of them through her own incompetence) AND pay for endless travel, private home Santa Claus visits for the kids, all of the high-priced woo-woo science beauty treatments Liz requires weekly, et cetera.

He loves the “poor little rich boy“ act. Remember when he lost a bet to Luca and then whined about how he couldn’t afford to pay up because he needed to buy diapers that week?

Armie has probably pissed away more money on Lizard's bakeries than they have spent on the children.

There was an LA event "sponsored" by Bird Bakery, and the dumb bitch had Orangina rent a Ryder truck and drive out from Dallas to make... sugar cookies.

Why did that stick woman decide that a bakery was a good idea to promote her Pinterest-frau brand?

No one wants that sugary shit anymore. Certainly not health conscious adults. I got several candy/cookie towers as gifts (from business associates) this Christmas. It all went straight in the trash because I can't think of anyone to give it to that would want it.

Because R442 what else was she going to do with her degree in Cupcakeology?

Maybe the real estate business he owns alongside his friends is very lucrative and his main source of income?

[quote] No one wants that sugary shit anymore. Certainly not health conscious adults.

Obviously you’ve never seen the size of the average Texan.

What real estate company?

It's not a real estate business. Nikiwonder and the fat one are partners in a luxury property caretaker business.

Whatever he does, once he has money it becomes very easy to make more of it. His movies salaries probably pay off his taxes and fees for his team.

I wanna know more about the 200k his wife sunk!

I wanna know more about the 200k his wife sunk!

still no ring in all recent content

R450 An employee cleaned her out of something like $150K over a series of months, and it took her and her team over a year to notice, presumably because she was too busy boozing it up on yachts and having her lips jacked. We’ve covered this.

[quote]No one wants that sugary shit anymore. Certainly not health conscious adults.

How can Lizorexia promote her cuntcake business if eating is clearly beneath her? Is she secretly scarfing & barfing? Another example of her BRANDS colliding.

R426, one of the comments to that video you posted:

[quote] Wow looks like Kris is fond of armie hammer , he kept on staring at his face the whole time lol

Hilarious...

r451 Ring or no ring, he's still with her not any attemp to be near little Timmy. LOL

very lovely family.

very lovely family.

Looks like SmArmie Insta-dad made it back from Saudi Whoreabia. Whew! We thought maybe he lost his head.

R456/R457 well, the kids are cute.

The baby has Aspergers face

Sorry, I calls it as I see them.

[quote]I calls it as I see them

Which is it? It or them.

He looks good in that Arab sheet thing whatever you call it. Better than any hook nosed Arab.

he's such a vapid idiot

R442 - I gave all that “sugary shit” I received at Christmas to the homeless in my neighborhood. There’s some crack heads, alcoholics, and tragic trannies turning tricks that really appreciated the desserts. They would give me a toothless smile in thanks that warmed my cold heart.

Fuck, he looks rough in that first insta pic at R457. I thought it was Brian Austin Green at first glance.

Fuck, he looks rough in that first insta pic at R457. I thought it was Brian Austin Green at first glance.

R467 he always looks rough. He's ugly, bald and fat. The girl child is beautiful though, taking more after her mother. The boy kid is punchable faced and sucks toes so yuck.

R465, he does look rough, but she alsp always posts the worst pictures of him

R468 this is the best fat Hammer has looked in ages.

Saudi dicking down has done wonders for Armie's double chins. Maybe they gave him enough cumload enemas to shed the pounds.

He liked this post which was clearly calling him out, I wonder why?

R471, because even Armie realizes that is funny.

R472 because he's dumb as a box of rocks. He tried to pretend his friend invited him to party. Yet his propaganda statement still hasn't budged.

I don't think he gives a fuck. He clearly went there to get away and have some fun, the fact he got paid is another matter entirely. And he obviously went because he got invited, if it weren't for his producer friend no one woud have thought of him.

No, it's not at all obvious that he went only because his friend invited him. If problematic D-listers like Ed Westwick and Ryan Philippe were on the radar of whoever was in charge of getting celebrities to attend, then there's no reason Armie wouldn't be. There are literally thousands of other places he could have gone to get away and have some fun. He fucked up, period. He probably liked that Diet Prada post because he thinks he can deflect that way.

You all act like he skipped Christmas to be at the festival, he was home in time for the actual Holiday. I was working up to Christmas Day, it doesn't mean I wanted to stay away from my family. This was a coordinated money grab between Armie and his wife. If he skipped Christmas then the argument that he can't stand his family would hold more water.

R476 You must be new. No one said that he couldn't stand his family, we're saying he can't stand his wife. He loves his kids and despises his wife, clear as day. He would never have missed Christmas because he wants to be there for his kids. However, a loving husband wouldn't have stopped wearing his ring and fucked all the way off to a festival in Saudi Arabia around the Christmas period, especially after being away almost half the year prior to that. That and all the other indicators that he hates her guts now.

R475 LOL. Believe what you want but he's still far from a D-lister and doesn't have to do shit like that unless he wants to, which to me he clearly did. He's been repressed for most of his life and now likes to rebel every once in a while, often in dumb ways but that's what it is, Armie being a teenager in his 30s. Maybe he knew it would piss her off and that's why he went. And no chance for her tagging along to Saudi Arabia either.

R476 none of us gaf about his family life. He was shilling for a corrupt government. Question is why? Money or blackmail? Or both. Phillippe abd and westwick likely to be both, why not Hammer.

R478 sure Jan. Probably is his PR post is a dead give away. As if it was a prepared statement. Cringe isn't the word. He sounded like he was coerced.

^^problem is

My guess is there's serious dirt on Hammer. Why else would he hide so desperately behind his family who he spends approximately a week with out of every year? Why did he attend a dubious event such as this? Why is he always so unhinged and angry? Why does he booze and act out? Who's blackmailing him and for how much cum does it involve being siphoned up his ass?

R480 He obviously got paid for the trip and the PR post. Doesn't mean he didn't want to do it. But since you're so desperate to believe that he's being blackmailed or some other nonsense then be my guest, I don't give a crap. Keep writing your fanfiction.

I'm worried for Ford. He looks idk. Something is off.

Don't forget Armie Hammer has links to Kevin Spacey. Still close with Spacey's business partner.

R482 of ffs enough with the blackmail shit. stop with the excuses, he went because he's a fool. why would anyone blackmail ARMIE HAMMER to go to their festival wtf.

Bottom line, nobody's life is Insta-perfect. The more Rockwellian the image, the more Orwellian the fall.

Not wishing ill on anyone but when you falsify reality it has a tendency to bite you in the ass.

R486 bc it was rumored some attendees were blackmailed. Maybe Westwick, Phillippe. Why not Hammer? Why does a man who comes from wealth take such menial acting jobs, hide behind a family facade and act so desperate? Skeletons?

Agreed r486. If they wanted to blackmail a major star, they would have gone after a closet case like Shawn Mendes, Bradley Cooper, or LEO. No one, besides the models and Insta-THOTS, looked happy because the roster of celebrity guests was full of C and D listers.This is why Armie and Ryan seemed like pouty babies throughout the ordeal. They were embarrassed as fuck.

r488 but that gossip came from a DL poster musing about the reason for Armie's attendance. Then other posters heard this and started running away with the story because it has a sexy gay angle. Again, if you are going to go through the trouble of blackmail, but grab such low hanging fruit for your countries big PR campaign?

Armand Hammer did business with Stalin. STALIN!

Armie would have no scrupples attending the Saudi Fire festival or judging the Miss North Korean pageant.

R489 SM, Bradley and Leo aren't also desperate for money and have dubious careers. They have established fame and power. Armie is vulnerable. Perfect tool.

R490 Armie wasn't alone. There was plenty of low hanging fruit . Most D to z listers. Anyone of note declined.

[quote] The more Rockwellian the image, the more Orwellian the fall.

I want this on a T-shirt.

[quote]The more Rockwellian the image, the more Orwellian the fall.

Did you come up with that yourself, R487? Because I love it and I'm stealing it

[quote]The more Rockwellian the image, the more Orwellian the fall.

Did you come up with that yourself, R487? Because I love it and I'm stealing it

R496 Be my guest. DL sometimes inspires one to achieve new heights (or depths) of snark.

[quote] Fuck, he looks rough in that first insta pic at [R457].

Also: Those smiles are patently, obviously fake. They look like they don’t even want to touch each other.

unhinged Charmies're still waiting for the devorce. lol

unhinged Charmies're still waiting for the devorce. lol

*divorce*

They'll likely divorce eventually, but not anytime soon (especially not when the kids are so little).

Armie's marriage is mirroring his parents' marriage in every way, down to the way she dumped her then-boyfriend for him (btw, his mother is also Texan, just like his wife). As someone else pointed out, Freud would've had an absolute field day with him.

His parents divorced after nearly 30 years of marriage.

R502 beards don't divorce. That's the point. Armie needs freedom to get his ass ploughed. He needs a wifey and kids to hide behind as not to jeopardize his oil inheritance. One day he will be stinking rich.

Armie Hammer is heir to a massive fortune. His family had dealings with both KSA and Russia. It's how they got rich. Armie is just preparing for his eventual future. He is untouchable. This is why people kiss his ass. Like the skinny ratboy, Timothée Chalamet. Armie might be dumb, fat, drunk but he's very powerful. Why do you think he keeps getting work when he can't act?

R503 oh fucking give it up. He's not bearding, he's just a straight douche who like most actors, is capable of being sexually fluid, but only when it benefits him.

Plus, a gay man would've found a better looking, less psycho woman to beard with.

R506 not how it works. The beard just needs to be committed and getting fame, money, established businesses is very desirable to Liz. She also has connections in the business so is useful.

It also helps that they were good friends.

Liz gets pretty kids, heir to an oil fortune, lavish lifestyle. She gets a level of fame. All worthy.

He gets a cover so he can fuck and be fucked by who he wants whenever. No doubt he moved in the rat faced twink to have access to his cumload.

Armie pings my gaydar to high heaven. He has a lot to hide from his conservative parents who might disinherit him. There's still enough money to be enticing.

Hollywood is full of gay men married to beards.

The bearding contract does usually have an expiration date. 10 years in most cases. So the toesuckingate may be the final straw.

Charmies still trying to make excuses for the fact Armie and Timmy don't hang out since the CMBYN promo ended.

They see each other every once in a while and name drop to keep people interested in the CMBYN sequel.

Oh God, she’s dropping hints about New Year’s in Mexico. Caymans 2.0.

R508, true

Diane von Fuerstenberg and Barry Diller anyone?

R511,

[quote] They see each other every once in a while and f*** like rabbits

There — I fixed it for you.

R505 gets it

Armie is a manbaby who got married so he could prove he was all grown up since he never finished high school, went to college or held a real job.

R515, acting is not a real job??

What's a real job then?

Not acting.

Matt Bomer, Tom Ford, Daniel Brunel, Luca Guadagnino, Adam Demos, Kristoffer Polaha, Henry Cavill. I'm betting the list of semen deposits is long. Also that childhood friend of his.

R516

Investment banker.

My son Viktor, my Pride and Joy, is an investment banker.

Does anyone know anything about his wife's background? What was she like in college and high school?

She was a sorority girl at U Texas.

R519, you made me cackle

R518, you forgot Timothee Chalamet

R520

R521

Model in 2004-2005

Wasn't Hammer continuously partying with the Boys in the Band boys when he was on Broadway? Hammer has minders with him 247 for a reason. They must keep everything on lockdown. Those Ramsey bros and that Nick guy probably make sure the hook ups sign the NDAs.

R524 How DARE YOU forget my acting career!

Elizabeth Hammer is a celebrity on the DL. She's so uninteresting and yet the gays can't stop talking about her.

R527 It isn't the gays. Its frauen from their Frauenland bubble. Any thread with a title similar to the OP's will be a cunt thread.

R527 It's the deranged shippers. When they have no charmie content, they talk shit about her.

R529 they do the same about Timmy. The shippers hate Liz but they also hate Timmy when he doesn’t play their game. They’re particularly bitter and nasty at the moment.

Why R530, what's up. What could they possibly be bitter about?

R531 Armie didn’t acknowledge Timmy’s birthday. He’s the only “friend” who hasn’t. They’ve made the required excuses but deep down some of those with a modicum of logic will realize that Armie was happy to make fun of Timmy on Zoe Kravitz’s Instagram but has ignored his birthday. The Hammers acknowledge everything, even their own kid’s bdays on social media. Ignoring Timmy’s is a sign that Charmie is non existent. So there’s been hateful talk about LRD recently and bitterness towards some of Timmy’s friends.

R527 / R528 et al: This is not your private fucking chat room, assholes.

R532 Giullan is enemy number one since he shared a photo from Bahamas last year. Acknowledging LRD connection so they are trashing him.

Armie has been smirking a lot in his recent pictures. He also has been aging quite rapidly. Something is going on. And Is he on another road trip? Only been back home for a hot second and already getting away with the guys.

He’s got two glasses of wine in front of him at dinner...

Go fuck yourself, R533. You odious slit.

Lacking of content, now they're posting old promo clips to fulfil their delusion. LOL

R538 they are going nuts. So bitter. lol

Lol at Relatable Hausfrau Liz promoting the guy who comes to the house once a week to detail their cars in her story, urging her followers to call him for their at-home car detailing needs. l'm sure all those teenage girls in Malaysia who follow her for the CMBYN/Armie content will fly the guy right over...

Lol at Relatable Hausfrau Liz promoting the guy who comes to the house once a week to detail their cars in her story, urging her followers to call him for their at-home car detailing needs. l'm sure all those teenage girls in Malaysia who follow her for the CMBYN/Armie content will fly the guy right over...

The cheap bitch will be ramping up the shilling once she starts living only on alimony.

r542 she's ok. Armie is shilling for Saudi Arabia. They'll have plenty of cash.

hahaha Those cheap jealous hater bitches,like r542, sound bitter.

Armie married the BEST woman he could marry.

Elizabeth is PERFECT, she is my daughter-in-love.

I do not approve ANY other choice.

Homosex is a SIN.

R545 For sure. his beard had to meet certain standards. they're trump supporting, evangelists. can you imagine how quickly they'd disinherit the gay son. they have a perfectly straight second son who wouldn't shame them. I think this is why armie and his childhood friend nick have stayed so close. nick probably knows his secret and he keeps him close to never tell. most like did some fumbling maybe made his first pass at nick when they were kids.

I hear all about these gay rumors but no first or second hand accounts. Most celebs have a story, like Tome Cruise, "someone knew him to be David Geffen's boy-toy." Brad Pitt, lived rent free with an old queen. Corey Haim, had a train ran on him by producers at a party. Armie Hammer, where's the story?

No shade, just asking.

Tom Cruise

Moms Mobley and her Botox twin Lizard Instaho tryin' hard to sweep the family secrets under the rug. High-school dropout and BDSM fetishist SmArmie just keeps foxin' em. Can't they see it's in the genes? Grandson Ford is showing signs. Those pesky Hammer toes. Sweep, sweep, sweep.

r547 not sure what you mean but for years I heard Armie was Tom Ford's boytoy.

r549 the most disgusting thing he ever did. and tagging it a fetish while appearing red faced was a close second.

OMG that poor boy or girl.

Nice ensemble from Sears Little House on the Prairie collection.

Has he always been such a piece of shit? I know she's always been a walking skeleton.

The sad thing about the poor non-binary child’s clothes is that mom works for Louis Vuitton and Dad works for Burberry.

R505 why are you so concerned about him being gay? You know as much as I. Don’t let it bother you.

R554

Walking skeleton?

Hardly!

And her own mother is twice the size of Dru Hammer!

Is it wrong that we are sexualizing this? Kids suck on their own fingers and parents will put a finger in a baby's mouth if it's crying. I doubt Armie meant anything sexual about the toe sucking. I don't doubt that the kid will end up with a foot fetish later on, but this seems harmless like the Tom Brady kiss.

The bitch wife sexualized it herself with her #footfetishonfleek caption and saying he has been sucking on it for seven minutes.

That was Armie’s caption, R559.

r558 if Armie didn't think it was sexual he wouldn't have been redfaced and calling it a fetish. 100 bucks that he was sporting a boner from someone sucking his toes for 7 minutes

r559 the wife claimed armie posted and wrote the caption

toes are an erogenous zone. i'm sure he would have been hard the entire time

not at all saying he wanted his kid, just his cock would have responded.

No she claimed that Armie reposted something she had shared on a private Instagram account that she uses just for close family.

Charmie shippers are going nuts. No invite for the 3rd year in a row to Timmy's bday party. Neither working yet, partying on opposite sides of the country. Timmy hanging tight to the same people he always does and vice versa. They're starting to create delusions non stop. I feel for them. lol

That mysteryofcharmie blog is the most insane of all of them. She's so unhinged that she is now physically unable to see the ring on Armie's finger. Absolutely insane.

r567 I've noticed. she's concocting insane theories about everything. including stuff that happened 2 years ago. it makes you wonder if these people are actually incarcerated somewhere. maybe they aren't aware of the delusions. they're clearly annoyed about the latest content without armie. namely, the kid cudi content.

Please take your Charmie content elsewhere, trolls. This thread is for the toxic Hammer couple.

Mrs Hammer is obsessed with Timothée so I'd say that he - and by extension Charmie - is fully relevant to the toxic couple.

she always copies his outfits and since cmbyn decided that her eye color is green. bitch is crazy.

These two are never going to give up their farce of a marriage, are they?

R572 you dumb cunt. Beards don't give up. Their contracts end.

R573

They will reach 10 years in May 2020.

But why look for another beard? I doubt that he will EVER come out.

R574 My point exactly. His fundie parents would disinherit him on the spot.

Lizard's a Leo, so there has to be constant adoration coming from somewhere 24/7. Who's the dutiful, fawning sidepiece stashed away somewhere or in plain sight?

r569 It's relavant. 90% of Mrs. Hammer haters are Charmies.

R574 my guess is Liz has subtly tried to distance herself from him since the toe sucking. She basically threw him under the bus for that. His latest desperation in KSA may be preparing the settlement. I don't think she'll extend the contract. He'll have to get another beard.

R73 that women looks like a ladyboy with a hardface for days.

R579

Well, so does the Missus.

She looks about 30 lbs heavier in those modeling pics.

And about 30x less insane

[quote] Who's the dutiful, fawning sidepiece stashed away somewhere or in plain sight?

How quickly they forget.

[quote] Who's the dutiful, fawning sidepiece stashed away somewhere or in plain sight?

How quickly they forget.

It looks like they dragged a bunch of her vapid friends to the beach with them. Guess we’re not getting a “date night!!!” selfie this time.

No it looks like they are spending it apart. She went to Mexico with some other social xrays and he went to Aspen.

There's been joking about them splitting up for a long time, but I never thought it had any real basis until the last couple of weeks. Now it makes more sense than anything else.

He was gone for the last several months, working outside the country and away from his kids. Then just a few days before Christmas, he goes to SA and parties like a demented fratboy with his buddies, wedding ring off and missing the kids' school stuff and holiday time with them for no apparent reason (well, the money, but that's another issue). He spends Christmas with Liz & the kids at their house this year, much lower key than previous years, and they didn't spend it with her family like they usually do. In a few weeks he'll be off to NYC by himself for half of 2020, and instead of ringing in the new year with his family, he's gone to Aspen, while she drags the kids down to Mexico to party with her boozy, starving hausfrau girlfriends. Who acts like this? They're living separate lives.

There's been joking about them splitting up for a long time, but I never thought it had any real basis until the last couple of weeks. Now it makes more sense than anything else.

He was gone for the last several months, working outside the country and away from his kids. Then just a few days before Christmas, he goes to SA and parties like a demented fratboy with his buddies, wedding ring off and missing the kids' school stuff and holiday time with them for no apparent reason (well, the money, but that's another issue). He spends Christmas with Liz & the kids at their house this year, much lower key than previous years, and they didn't spend it with her family like they usually do. In a few weeks he'll be off to NYC by himself for half of 2020, and instead of ringing in the new year with his family, he's gone to Aspen, while she drags the kids down to Mexico to party with her boozy, starving hausfrau girlfriends. Who acts like this? They're living separate lives.

Is he really in Aspen or are we just basing this on the dumb joke she made about him wearing a ski sweater on the plane?

r589 It's just r588's wishful thinking. LOL

No she is definitely on a girls trip. He’s not there.

Eeeeewww

[quote]She went to Mexico with some other social xrays

LOL!

After the divorce do you think Armie will get married again? What do you think he'll go for the 2nd time around?

After a decade of being married to the icy, image-obsessed, uptight Superfrau he'll probably go for a laid-back, 20-something stoner party girl.

He’s there. You can see him in her stories.

Do you have access to a private account or something? Because he hasn't appeared in her stories since the airport pic. It's all her and her fraus getting drunk today.

R596 He was there in a shot of the whole group at the table for a hot minute and she deleted it. Strange.

These are some trashy people they’re hanging out with....What happened to that little Naseebs person and her rich husband?

Part 2

He's in Cabo with her and the group.

r599 who posted that? was it delivered to a fan account? PR photo?

Armie Hammer has a femboy mouth.