The Witcher Starring Henry Cavill Featurettes. New Trailer Netflix

Titties lookin’ ripe!

They paid all that money on him and couldn't afford a decent wig?

Trivia: Geralt's hair and eyes were inspired by granny troll.

Yes the hair is simply atrocious.

I’m not interested in The Bitcher because 1) It looks cheesy and 2) Henry looks hideous with that wig and makeup and glowing eyes.

LoL! R3

"Even if the critics in the US tear this apart, the overseas audiences tend to lap up the trashier stuff. So I'm not surprised at the marketing strategy here."

R20 from the previous thread

So far Latin America grosses more viewership than say Europe. It's a marketing ploy to cover Netflix's budget and you can see how other studios have noticed, WB mostly. That's why we're seeing a lot of premieres there of late as it's now a competitor to China's audience.

What's the Philippines there for then?

Trollish hair no joke! How could Netflix not fix this?

Yennefer's character played by Anya Chalotra.

R10, it's moustachegate all over again!

That wig is sitting on his head like a hat.

R13 more like it's engraved in his forehead.

The actress looks and sounds too young to play Yennefer

Looking forward to it.

R15 typical Hollywood casting.

Will his tits be out?

Havent you seen the trailer R18?

They should have started the promo with Manila as the fans there aren't as excited. You can tell by Henry's deflated ego.

Do his farts smell like rotten tuna?

Why rotten tuna? R21?

I'm not complaining or anything but.....that jacket is a tad [italic] too tight [/italic].

He rarely ever looks good in a suit R23

R24 he has his moments.

Yes, rarely R25. Especially after becoming a gym rat and switching PR teams and agents.

What's next in line for the promotional tour?

Ciri

Final trailer...

Should I bother R29 ? I've seen the featurettes.

Reading from The Witcher.

Who knew he could read.

Beautiful voice but he's doing the most still trying to act R31

R25 That's not a good look. He looks like a stuffed turkey in that getup.

Ryan Reynolds talking about the Brazil incident. He's talkshow gold.

One of the early reviewers on twitter says Ciri might be naked in the series.

Who cares if a woman is naked r35?

Datalounge is not interested in snatches

Cirilla in the nude. Every pedophile's wet dream.

R36 it's a 17 year old, not a woman.

New interview.

Freya Allen is more outspoken and mature than her fellow actress Anya yet years younger.

Why haven't they invited Dandelion?

R35 I can't think of a reason as to why that would be necessary.

R40 for depraved incels to masturbate to? I mean, it's Netflix after all.

Trying to be the new game of thrones. That's why

Has netflix done this much promo for any other show?

This show will be bad!

Floppity flop. The only reason they will generate viewers is because of the latinos and the sex scenes.

Warning: Frau anatomy.

This actress will be nude in most of the episodes.

She'll cry about it and say the producers forced her to get naked after it flops.

WHERE ARE THE MALE NUDES LAUREN CUNTRICH?

R46 relax

NO!!!! R47 !!!!

Any Queens going to the premiere in London? UKGuy?

R46 I thought Henry had a full frontal in this?

Has Henry ever talked about doing full frontal nudity??

London premiere...

Sorry forgot the link. London premiere...

Undo the jacket and stop brushing your hair out!

His suits are getting worse and worse.

Would have look a lot better if he lost the jacket and just wore a waistcoat. Granted it's chilly in London at the moment but still.

A waistcoat then a wool coat over the top. Smart & warm yet not looking like an inflatable.

Family

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Ever heard of a paywall cunt? R59

Why is this man still bearding?

R61 why do you ask stupid questions??

Puh'leese

He really doesn't need to beard. Especially with someone that looks like his daughter. Why henry? Why?

R64, because the truth terrifies him.

R65 a damn shame

Twink interview

R66, it is but the man's wanted his name in lights since he was little. By all means necessary.

How long can a person fake a heterosexual relationship?

[quote] How long can a person fake a heterosexual relationship?

Well hello!

Liar liar Geralt's wig on fire

R71 He's aged a bit in just a year comparing vids

A bit? That one year looked like it hit and ran him over twice R72

Aint that the truth R65

R73 I'm not R72 but I think slicking back his hair ages him, and that's the difference in the videos.

R75 It's facially too not just the hair.

The brushed out, slicked back hairstyle is just a no for him in general. Leave it natural or cut it short like he had it for MI.

Duwwell!

Here's a closeup. Now, I changed my mind. He's gotten older way older.

HENRY, If you're reading this please dye your eyebrows. The salt and pepper brows make you look 60.

Someone hand this man a moisturiser ffs!

He looked good just a couple of months ago. His PR forcing him to beard is what's shaving years off of his face.

LOLOOLOLL Such excuses. 😅 No one is 'forcing' him to do anything. 🙄

He's an adult he's free to say no and/or leave Hollywood if he doesn't agree with something - not that hard. 🙄

You know shit about beard contracts and PR R83/4. So stop trying to convince yourself he's happy with another woman because he'll never be. Now please fuck off fangurl.

She's different to his previous girlfriends.....

Yes R86, by far the ugliest.

Did she fill her mouth with marshmallows before taking the photo? R86

Aw R85 is triggered! Never said anything about him being happy with a woman lol we all know that isn't his preference.

But you're a frau R89 so he'll never get close to your fishy cunt.

What did I say about going back to the farmer's market where you belong?

Only middle-aged millenials use that R89.

You're the one clearly upset by the truth.

Can't lie, as much as I still don't believe The Witcher will be this massive success everyone assumes it will be I am now wanting to watch it to see what all the fuss is about. Two days to go...

He needs a bespoke suit. Or if that already is one, he needs to fire his tailor. Plus, I like saying bespoke. Bespoke.

Beshpoke.

He used to dress better mission impossible days. What happened. Needs to sack whoever is dressing him.

The media is in a FRENZY speculating when we may get to see Tub Geralt:

You people are delusional if you think Henry will be showing his ass in this. Those days are over.

I'm not interested in the story of this movie one iota. I'm only curious to hear if Henry gets naked. If he does, I might give that episode a watch. It's just like that Braveheart looking movie Chris Pine did for Netflix last year. I was only there to see him naked.

R97 Henry agrees that there will be some naughty scenes in the Witcher.

R99 fans are going to be pissed off if there isn't at least one ass shot.

No beard at the Poland premiere.

He worked too hard on that body not to show it off yo

Superman all the way

Henry's gay fashion sense kicked in "Do you want your collar up or down?"

Drunk Henry

R105 what did he ask him?

What other show has netflix done this much promo for? Does anyone know?

None so far R107

The dialogue is crap. Forced political agenda you could easily tell it's written by women.

The one episode is enough for me I think.

[Quote] you could easily tell it's written by women.

That wasn't a secret.

Didn't know the queen, Ciri's mother, was played by Alanis Morrisette.

Grandmother**

Were all of his lines in ADR?

The show feels like a cross between Gossip Girl and Game of Thrones

CGI was made by syfy channel.

Triss Merigold

Fake reviewers have infested IMDB

Cannot put my finger on it but there's something lacking through this whole show.

"What was your ailment, clubbed foot? Split ends?"- Geralt.

Yes, that was a real line from the series.

"tell me how stuff works" - Yennefer

Is the eldest writer 19 years old?

At least I got some work done whilst watching so no wasted hours here.

Someone needs to out Netflix for their clear as day fake reviews on IMDB.

My initial opinion stands: flop flop flop!

Henry into the fantasy genre.

[quote]Henry into the fantasy genre.

Been known for years...

No nudity from Henry. Disappointing. The most we get is when he gets out of that bathtub and we see one of his ass cheeks way in the distance. That one cheek looks so beautiful that it's a shame they couldn't pan a little to the left and get the whole ass on screen. This needed a good gay director.

R127 It's a new interview you piece of shit.