I would like to start a career as a professional tampon adjuster however I cannot find any schools where I can get certified in my state. I'm older and feel like this would be a really good second career for me. Are there any other adjusters out there who have taken this route and become a professional tampon adjuster, especially as a second career?
I saw a lady with that profession on an old episode of What’s My Line. Totally stumped the panel.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 13, 2019 4:41 AM |
In other words, you're saying you're just a worthless cardboard applicator? Please, OP, tell us how you really feel about yourself as you're thrust and removed from a vagina replete with not-so-fresh blood and then tossed either into a wastebasket, or if the girl is feeling frisky, down a plugabble toilet.
So, please tell us a bit more about yourself, OK?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 13, 2019 4:41 AM |
WARNING: Tampon Adjuster is a career with a lot strings attached.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 13, 2019 4:45 AM |
Has WaxMyBalls found Datalounge? Ugh!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 13, 2019 5:00 AM |
I think I first read the OP's post in 1001 Meh Jokes.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 13, 2019 5:05 AM |
OP is a dirty old lezzer.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 13, 2019 5:10 AM |
OP, if you haven't already, go to the Chrissy Metz threads. Ask for Pon, she's Chrissy's Filipina tampon slave. I'm sure she can hook you up. She's may even be looking for an apprentice.
She was last seen here, but pretty much any recent Chrissy thread should do.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 13, 2019 6:39 AM |
Thank you R7
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 13, 2019 3:27 PM |
I understand that Trump University used to offer a post-graduate degree in Tampon Adjustment.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 13, 2019 4:05 PM |
I've found it! The dumbest post of 2019.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 13, 2019 4:07 PM |
Haha, you beat me to it R11!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 13, 2019 6:20 PM |
Pon is going to let me apprentice tampon adjusting on Chrissy Metz!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 13, 2019 9:15 PM |