Homeless man hurls bucket of hot diarrhea on woman

[quote] A homeless man dumped a bucket of “hot” diarrhea on a Los Angeles woman near the Hollywood Walk of Fame — an unprovoked attack that’s left her with PTSD, she said this week.

ROFL!!!!

Best line I've read in a news story, this entire year!

[quote] Heidi Van Tassel said she was about to drive home from a Thai restaurant

Thai restaurant and diarhhea?

Sounds about right.

[quote] “It was diarrhea. Hot liquid,” Van Tassel told NBC4. “I was soaked, and it was coming off my eyelashes and into my eyes.”

[quote] Referring to the amount of feces used in the attack, paramedics who treated her said that it “looked like the man was saving it up for a month,” according to Van Tassel.

Oh fucking hell.

This made me laugh so hard, my stomach hurts!!

R1 It's funny, UNLESS it happens to you. Please put yourself in her shoes. Would you want poop thrown at you?

R1 It's funny, UNLESS it happens to you. Please put yourself in her shoes. Would you want poop thrown at you?

[quote] “It’s so traumatic,” Van Tassel told the news station. “The PTSD that I’m dealing with is beyond anything that I’ve ever felt. There needs to be some kind of help for the victims of these crimes.”

[quote] Blessings — who was described as a transient who suffers from mental illness — was arrested on battery charges and jailed, the outlet reported.

IT WAS BILL TAYLOR!!!!

[quote] “What’s the next thing he’s going to do to somebody?” she said. “If he would’ve had a knife, for sure he would’ve stabbed me.”

Oh, honey. That's the LEAST of your worries.

That made me throw up a bit in my mouth.

R5 poop shoes.

Dang. Can't even read while eating lunch anymore.

And just think -- it's only gonna get worse.

[quote]Hooray for Hollywood!

LOL.

He was saving it up for a month, but it was...hot?

Maybe he warmed it up in a microwave first, R13.

Don't be so obtuse.

WHY MEEEEEEEEE??????? WHY???? WHY??????

“Homeless man hurls bucket of hot diarrhea on woman“

Someone may need to explain to the homeless man what a Bucket List is.

Sending healing and BLESSINGS your way, Heidi!

His name is Jere Blessings?! What kind of cockamamie name is that? He’s clearly not from a good family.

[quote] an unprovoked attack that’s left her with PTSD

Sue him for every bucket of diarhhea that he has, Heidi!!!!

BLESS, BLESSINGS!

BILL TAYLOR

“I was soaked, and it was coming off my eyelashes and into my eyes.”

That’s a frightening new meaning for “shitfaced”.

I’ve done worse. x

Some people think it's funny, but it's only brown and runny!

Hollywood horror, as head wrecked by stranger's poop; now requesting advice from DL

Hollywood Boulevard in LA is supposedly the top-rated district for Thai food. What would you do if the following happened to you?

Attending a dinner at King of Siam, I needed to return home. In the middle of Hollywood Boulevard, I saw a huge flood of DARK BROWN FECES being dumped out of a bucket onto my head. My head was immediately covered in the filthy poop. I parked as quickly as possible and went to the bathroom sink. The smell was horrific. I told the housekeeper what had happened. She yelled at me in front of the other patrons that I should have inspected Hollywood Boulevard before using it. She didn't care that the flood of shit happened while I was in my car. She ignored my request for help in cleaning my head. I had to stand in my stocking feet on the restroom floor, and clean someone else's feces off of my face. I had no choice but to wear my shitty hair out of the restroom. I then called Mayor Garcetti. After a long wait, he finally showed up. His response? He didn't see the incident so there was nothing that he could do to help me.

I would be happy to take a lie detector test to prove that what I'm saying is 100% true and accurate.

R5 just gave herself away.

This thread was MADE for Bonnie Mace.

Where are you, gurl?

We had feces.

Shitty little Ann.

This is how progressives become centrists.

[quote] This is how progressives become centrists.

Sorry, but Blessings said that he voted for trump.

CUNT.

We have to understand he is mentally ill. Therefore he can't be punished and there is nothing we can about it.

He dragged her out of her car. That's fucking scary.

[quote]A homeless man dumped a bucket of “hot” diarrhea on a Los Angeles woman near the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Was it near my star?

Well, shit.

It would be funny if it happened to Donnie :orange turd" Trump.

R2-R7 aren’t on my feed which confirms that Dubvida has shit all over this thread, because I blocked her years ago.

A fat, old shambling black dude, standing behind me as I was getting off the DC Metro, vomited all down my back a few years ago. I got over it.

It's Urban America, baby.

Nobody gives two fucks about you, R36.

Go back to Reddit.

R38=triggered shitty cunt

And it won't matter one fucking bit. In my neck of the woods, the homeless walk around with hotel carts w/ a rod for hanging clothes. They're full of stolen goods and they cannot be stopped or challenged. If you recognize a stolen item on their cart you cannot take it back lest you be taken down in handcuffs for trying to recover your own items. How do I know this? It happened to be. Thief walking down street with my bike on his cart. I took it back from him without protest, but he followed me. Since he had a cell phone he called the police and followed me back to my own house. Three police cars responded. I was made to kneel and put in handcuffs behind my back on my own front yard. Police initially refused my ID when I tried to prove residence.

'm a harmless looking (and in reality harmless) woman which made it all the better for the cop looking to make something of himself. The fool cop who tried to arrest me refused to let me go on my own doorstep. He insisted on driving me to a grocery store several blocks away where I was let loose. I guess he didn't want my house cameras capturing my release.

I hope she got a Hep A shot.

So what?

My god this whole story is like a sub plot from a John Waters movie.

His shit bra broke.

In Hollywood that counts as interactive art show performance! And in the sex work industry some clients pay EXTRA for this!

Wait, so he saved it up for a month, how did the diarrhea get so hot? Did he nuke it in the microwave for the attack?

Something stinks here.

[quote]Something stinks here.

Why you looking at me?

This really isn't very funny. In fact, it's horrific. Imagine how YOU would feel if some insane homeless person dumped a bucket of diarrhea on your head? A news story said she is going to have to be tested for diseases every three months. God knows what you could catch from liquid shit poured on your head. It's no laughing matter.

DLers are pretty safe from such attacks, because they are basement dwellers and can afford to live on pizza deliveries without having to take a step outside ever.

In Southern CA this is part of a "special report," the news is doing on the Homeless problem that also includes stories of a man being pushed into oncoming traffic, and others randomly being attacked and beaten. The "special report," however, totally comes off as some sort of Antii-Homeless Propaganda Report.

I'd pay good money for video footage of this event!

This makes The Spitting Lady who used to run around the Upper East Side look like Mary Poppins.

R50, you say that like it’s a bad thing. Something needs to be done to get these people help, and get them off the streets. Especially if they’re dangerous. They don’t go around hurting able-bodied males. They attack elderly people and women and children.

But you’re probably safe, so don’t even worry about it.

Overt scat thread

The "special report," however, totally comes off as some sort of Antii-Homeless Propaganda Report."

Why do you say that? It shows actual footage of homeless creeps committing random acts of potentially deadly violence against innocent people, punching them in the head, shoving them in front of moving vehicles. And I don't know what could be done to "help" them. Many of them don't want help. The only way to keep them from harming other people would be to keep them locked up.

SHITTY LITTLE ANN.

This is indefensible. Acts like this prove that some people need to be locked away - and if we don't decide to restrain them somehow, you KNOW the usual suspects will end up organizing posses or vigilante groups and take drastic measures themselves. Let's not let things deteriorate to that point. Commit them for their own protection, and ours.

It's a nice touch that he heated it first. Unless he hate a hell of a lot of bad Chinese food that day of course. I mean who wants to be doused in cold feces?

[R48] I know, I think this is possibly one of the worst things that can happen to someone. I would prefer being stabbed or shot.

I feel like throwing up!

Thanks, op!

Now I have a new idea for my re-make of the movie Carrie.

Was this colored diarrhea ? Maybe he ate at Popeyes or Churches ?

Hey I just met you,

But I'm kinda crazy,

So here's my feces,

But I heated it lady.

Good one R63!!!

This is the stuff of "tubgirl" fantasies!

[quote] Was this colored diarrhea ? Maybe he ate at Popeyes or Churches ? —Mamie Ekinhower

Most exceptionally stupid comment on DL trying to be snarky or swift, yet failing due to gross intellectual deficiency. Just because you traffic among the smart doesn't make you such.

R48 = Poo Shoes

This thread is making me HORNY AS HELL!!!

R66 =Snowflake, slowly melting

R69 - That halfway solid mass of shit that dissolves upon exiting his dog's anus over all of his "enemies'" shoes. In his many fantasies, over and over again. Bless!

D*vida stopped posting here years ago. You guys (R67 et al) need to cool it and accept that there are plenty of annoying people on here with whom you may disagree, but this doesn’t make them all the same person. D*vida had a very distinct style of writing and a very distinct persistence where feeding trolls was concerned. Nobody posting on this thread is D*vida, I’m sorry to say. Her delusions and apoplexy were absolute gold.

r71 She was posting here earlier in the year, she was having a meltdown over some woman who killed her kids in a murder-suicide and said the boyfriend was guilty and was contacting the woman's family and friends. It was definitely her.

This would never have happened back in the days of Sam Yorty, William Parker and Joe Friday.

And all of this is only a small fraction of the shit that Shelley Duvall experienced during the filming of The Shining. Diarrhea Darla should just be relieved that it wasn’t Stanley Kubrick’s bad lunch that was relieved for her Hollywood Nightmare.

3 Women

That says enough about you, R53.

And Little Miss PS is certainly still posting. She's all over the Rick Ocasek thread.

Because not all Homeless people are mentally ill throwing shit on people or tossing them in front of traffic.

Is it at all occurring to political leaders that not doing anything about attacks like this vastly increase the likelihood that they'll be replaced with authoritarians on the right?

An authoritarian would put this guy in prison forever. Vigilantes would just kill him. Do-nothing politicians in LA apparently prefer one of those outcomes since they won't do the right thing and institutionalize him.

[quote]Do-nothing politicians in LA

You must be a Deplorable.

I'm not sure it was all "his" body waste. It might have been a communal slop jar that a lot of homeless people were using, and had used recently, hence the "hot" diarrhea. So imagine that...have the body waste of a LOT of homeless men (and maybe women, too) dumped on your head. No wonder the poor woman has PTSD.

[quote]Because not all Homeless people are mentally ill throwing shit on people or tossing them in front of traffic.

No, the rest are drug addicts.

Is OP's picture the victim or the homeless man? Coz if it's the victim, that's one hard looking woman.

^What I know is that your comment says more about you than it does reality.

R50 About time there’s some actual reporting of the vile behavior of most homeless people in LA. It’s not propaganda, it’s the damn truth. I’m sick of society tiptoeing around the issue and taxpayers having to be politically and physically obsequious to drug addicts and basket cases.

[quote] Hooray for Hollywood!

wit and wisdom for DAYS

It's funny when people keep changing browsers as though it isn't obvious.

I would soak myself in hibiclens, rubbing alcohol, and betadine for an entire day.

I had a homeless guy in NYC attack me in a subway station and stab me. This was back in the 1990s. I have no time for these people and avoid them completely

I have to say, the thought of this is so horrifying that this gallows humor is all we've got.

I can totally see having PTSD over this- Its horrible.

But my god the responses here fucking have me howling with laughter.

Mamma Mia!

Pappa Pia!

Heidi's coated in DIARRHEA!

I would be traumatized for life if I were the victim of such a foul attack.

Who would do such a thing?

R79

What, pray tell, is Adam Schiff supposed to do about a city/county/state issue?

Thanks for not calling me a Russian bot, I guess, but you and your ilk are still part of the problem. Not wanting to be harassed, assaulted, stabbed, shot, OR covered in human waste is called being normal.

Well, it paid off apparently, R92!

And of course you missed the point but you seem to miss a lot of points.

She was truly touched by a hobo.

Browser.... switch!

"Little Miss PS" would make a great knock code for the DL Speakeasy, r76.

Poor, naive little R83 thinks most homeless are stable, clean living, well intentioned people just down on their luck. Wake up Pollyanna. The vast majority are addicts, mentally ill or both. Educate yourself. Not that they shouldn't be helped. But we need to bring back institutions. They shouldn't be living on the streets.

Yes, dear and I know you know firsthand.

Ha, not only does someone mental issues, girl has reading comprehension issues too.

I love that this L.A. TV station's story takes pains to emphasize it was an AUTHENTIC Thai restaurant, not some pad thai joint for Americans.

That's how you know it was a SOPHISTICATE getting a trouser chili shower.

[quote]Heidi Van Tassel was parked in Hollywood after having a pleasant evening out with friends [bold]at an authentic Thai restaurant[/bold]. Suddenly a man randomly pulled her out of the car, dragged her out to the middle of the street, and dumped a bucket of feces on her head, Van Tassel said and public records confirm.

This story is totally poopy 💩

Did she take it up with management at the Thai restaurant who refused to compensate her for her brand new footwear?

[quote]Most exceptionally stupid comment on DL trying to be snarky or swift, yet failing due to gross intellectual deficiency. Just because you traffic among the smart doesn't make you such.

Sweetheart, you're on a thread about someone getting a bucketful of human shit dumped on her head. Let's not pretend to be intellectual and above-it-all.

The real issue here is that cities and towns all over the USA have been buying one-way bus tickets for homeless and sending them off to California (and some other locations) for decades. It really is a nasty trick to play on another state or city, but I assume that the chances of a homeless person living through the elements of a harsh winter are greater.

You can thank the filthy GOP and their hero Reagan for a percentage of the homeless issue: "1981 President Reagan repeals Carter’s legislation with the Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act. This pushes the responsibility of mentally ill patients back to the states. The legislation creates block grants for the states, but federal spending on mental illness declines."

Agree that the left offers NO solution to this in cities because of both the belief of progressives that the homeless are all just temporarily embarrassed functional adults and the NIMBYism of the portion of fashionable leftists who won't have affordable housing fucking with their property values. Politicians on the left have a tough job in appeasing a broad coalition.

Hooray for Hollywood!

That screwy, liquid-pooey Hollywood!

Where any yuppie gal or Thai fanatic

Can cause a panic, with just a steaming hot deuce

Where any That Girl can be a scat girl

If she gets hit with homeless butt juice!

That was LOVELY , Doris!

R4 probably not

If only Superman had been there to help.

Oh, wait.

They're all gonna laugh at you!

Is Heidi related to the Van Tassel's of Sleepy Hollow?

[quote] That's how you know it was a SOPHISTICATE getting a trouser chili shower.

Trouser chili?

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

You ever get diarrhea in your eye, Gabriel?

It BURRRRRRRRNNNNS!!

"Trouser chili" is my new phrase du jour.

R52, don’t you mean Mary POOpins?

R2, eat yogurt or ice cream to avoid having that happen the next day.

The author of the article should have used "STEAMING HOT bucket of diarrhea," for maximum effect!

Talk about having a shitty day.

She went out for Thai food and the cosmos took a wet dump on her.

She'll be wary of any crap like this for a long time.

To those of you who think it's not a big deal, she says, Poo!

I know you can get diarrhea after eating Thai, but this is ridiculous.

Heidi’s Husband: Hey hon! How was your day?

Heidi: Pretty shitty.

Haha R122.

That's like the Seinfeld episode where Jerry's girlfriend's toilet blows up and covers her in toilet water, and he tells her "Have a nice life!" and then he walks out. Rofl.

That's what I would do.

Now that Nevada has banned the homeless from their streets, I expect their one way bus tickets are going to wind up in, you got it, California.

Wow, and people think that LA is some wonderful place. More like a literal shithole! I haven’t been there in 13 years and if this is what it’s like now I definitely won’t make plans to visit again. Scary.

There’s already a thread about this!!!

Anyway you look at it, it does not seem funny to me.

This thread STINKS!!!

Thai HORROR!!!

The sky was so brown that day...

[quote]Now that Nevada has banned the homeless from their streets, I expect their one way bus tickets are going to wind up in, you got it, California.

Yes, but you know in NV they have disgusting individuals who will flood a toilet, covering your brand new shoes in filth and your employers will refuse to pay to replace them!

[quote]Wow, and people think that LA is some wonderful place. More like a literal shithole! I haven’t been there in 13 years and if this is what it’s like now I definitely won’t make plans to visit again. Scary.

I'm sure they're grateful you've kept your shitty shoes out of their town.

Hollywood Wins! Now will you pointless bitches leave SF alone?

What does Patsy Ramsey think about this? Patsy dear?

Dumbvida is all over this site. She had to tone her shit down because of recent changes to the site that make it easier to kick her off the island with FFs.

Who in the FUCKING FUCK is "Dumbvida?"

For those of us who weren't Dataloungers since 1877.

I have a strong urge to take a MASSIVE shit right now!

Anyone else hungry for Thai food?

TALES from the shitter!

R136 Behold the origins of Poo Shoes!

Eventually Lil Miss Poo will flood the thread pretending not to know who it is followed by several "others" chiming in that they have never heard of her either.

And I hope someone has saved that story because you know one of these days it'll be archived.

Hooray for Hollywood!

That screwy, liquid-pooey Hollywood!

Where any yuppie gal or Thai fanatic

Can cause a panic, with just a steaming hot deuce

Where any That Girl can be a scat girl

If she gets hit with homeless butt juice!

R137 yes, you go gurl.

R137!

Why waste the event!

Share it with an neighbor as an early Christmas Gift-

Share it with an enemy as a sign of Thanksgiving.

Go out to a street corner and share it with a random!

Pay it forward! The holidays are the season of shitting on strangers!

Hurling buckets of hot diarrhea is a lifestyle choice we must respect.

[quote] But we need to bring back institutions.

And who will pay for these institutions? The Republicans who bitch about lending a helping hand to anybody, refuse the slightest increase in taxes, and who shut down the mental institutions in the first place?

Republicans now strangely pay lip service to the creation of these phantom mental institutions, but their actions speak otherwise -- they are all for reducing or outright eliminating social services for the mentally ill and disabled.

Silver lining: she's getting a star on the Walk of Fame.

There is this obviously mentally ill homeless woman living on the street near a grocery store here in NoHo. She refuses all help from the HOPE team (the local city team that helps the homeless get off the streets.) I really pitied her plight.

But then I found her twitter account via @wehodaily.

It was all right-wing, pro-Trump posts mixed in with complaints about the LAPD helicopters using lasers to make her sick.

You should always carry a portable glass table with you!

Why did that stupid lady let that freak "drag" her out of her car, in the first place?

She should have been kicking, screaming, and spraying mace in his face!

How is a homeless woman able to be on Twitter all day!!?? My mom who is super liberal is scared of the homeless she’s convinced as things get worse they’ll start attacking ordinary people more.

r151 she has a phone. She charges it at the grocery store where they have a plug outside. There are programs here in California that help poor people afford a basic phone.

Soups on!

"I'm so hungry I could eat a shit sandwich!"

Oh, wait.....

I hate when Poo Shoes dominates DL 😰

[quote] Soups on!

Silly, R153.

It has already been correctly identified as TROUSER CHILI.

Now this is a convincing argument for locking your car doors.

It my day this was called foreplay

R4 here.

As you know.

All frau should have a bucket of liquid shit thrown over them

Are his services for hire?

I have a list of people for whom I'd like to have a bucket of diarrhea dumped on them.

BUMP

Every time I read this story, I can't stop laughing.

It's fucking hilarious.

Well, at least he didn't stab or shoot her. Being shit-bombed isn't so bad, compared to that.

The Y chromosome seems to be defective.

R145 you betcha it is

He was channeling The Lady Chablis:

Two tears in a bucket, motherfuckit.

He attacked her with hot shit because she thought she was hot shit.

You think your a hot shit, but you are just cold diarrhea

This is appalling!

What a waste.

R168 I liked that one, literally hot shit.

If this happened near the Hollywood Walk of Fame, it’s obviously a case of the shit hitting the fan.

When the poop hits your eye

Like a big ol shit pie

That's appalling

When you feel like a fool

Cos you're dripping with stool

That's appalling

R174 wins!

Diarrhea Gal went on the Dr. Drew Pinsky show to tell her shitty story!

What's her next glamorous media stop?

"I'm a Celebrity Covered in Diarrhea — Get Me Out of Here!"

Did he video it with his fancy schmancy Obamaphone?

Op, you don’t have to share everything you read online, here in DL. I will not click on that link. This is beneath us.

Op, you don’t have to share everything you read online, here in DL. I will not click on that link. This is beneath us.

r178 r179 —

MARY MARY!

[quote] MARY MARY!

She's quite contrary, isn't she?

This thread is THE SHIT!!!

Yuck

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