Brandon Cody - Going to College!

Oh where to start I was just a kid 19 years old... Having been oh my own since 16 and spending most my childhood in foster care, shelter care, juvi, boarding homes hotels you name it, but it thought me how to survive, but by 21 I was sick of being in survival mode alone no guidance, no help no one to look up to so I decided it was time to try something radical and uncomfortable! I started my career as an adult star, again no clue what I was doing, and the industry used that to their advantage, and at the end one it took one man not liking me, but high enough in the food chain in the monopoly of porn called mindgeek to plan an attack against me to taint my "image and make it his way or the highway" I choose the high way I wasn't going to be bullied after all the money I made for them and Sean Coy the company they had just acquired...

and than immediately sent me to men, where I was not to be happy again they made sure of that, the guy we will just call him that for now gave me shit films, with shit roles, and didn't respect my methods, I wasn't able to make a cent off of any one of my videos, until my last year when they finally allowed me to advertise and make some Rev share so 10 out of 11 years of adult film and I made money on 2 or 3 films. They got my Instagram took down and spread lies that ultimately left me with studios I didn't feel comfortable signing with. let's just say I have some law suits to get into, but right now with no work experience for the past 7 years I'm faced with very horrible odds, not to mention I was part of the equifax's data breach which brought my credit score down 120 points,

I want to get a degree in computer and applications development the bachelors degree when its all said and done costs 35k but I'm just looking for help for the first semester or two ill than hopefully have brought my credit up high enough that I can get a decent loan and have it made, yah I've made plenty of mistakes in my life but no body deserves to have everything took from them for no reason, I mean I literally left the industry with less than I had when I was des[rite enough to go in..

It'd my bday in 2 days and I hope this year will be full of new and exciting things, I'm excited to learn and want to get started but if I don't figure out a way to pay the tuition i won't make it in. and than ill be faced with even worst choices. no I'm not saying I'm completely innocent but I was robbed more than imaginable... and I stand here a Humbled changed man just asking for some kind of break!!]] thank you for hearing me out I hope you all are having a great week and ill be posting daily on here, if you have any questions just shoot me a email thenomad10@yahoo.com love you all!

[quote]Stanford Brown donated $250

[quote]Good luck, man. You've given me a lot of pleasure.

Whatevs

"I'm not a WHORE."

Him leaving Sean Cody was almost as bad of a career decision as David Caruso leaving NYPD Blue.

Damn he was so hot.

He has freaky nipples

College? He is an idiot.

But NOT a PROSTATUTE or a WHORE.

Ugh...that whole post was pitiful...grammar-wise. There is no way that kid is getting into college, outside of a vocational institute.

He needs to find a kind sugar daddy who will show him how the world works, and show him his shelf life is quite limited.

Typical hustler full of lies and sob stories and btw .... it’s my birthday.

Brandon can take out student loans like most everyone else.

It sounds like a letter written by a prison penpal. Lol @ blaming the equifax breach for his troubles.

[quote] Cope: "and I stand here a Humbled changed man just asking for some kind of break!!"

Lol, Cope is clearly taking the piss. I love how he doodles these contrived, eyeroll-inducing, hilariously 'poetic' proclamations. I feel sorry for the sad "fans" who take such cheap bait.

And I feel vicarious embarrassment for Cope. He could (at least) learn to lie better.

What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snapping at her rear end...

Which college? Harvard?

Omg.

Bitch has no game

GCU

Gotham Central University? I mean... unless he knows the Waynes, I doubt he could get in.

Grand Canyon Uni - He also appeared to be applying to Liberty(!) at some point.

He's going to major in organic chemistry at Caltech!

Maybe he’ll meet Dick Grayson at GCU.

The Equifax breach!!!!!!

R11 not as pitiful as the suckers giving their money to this grifter.

He's still hot BTW, Jesus...

I actually kinda feel sorry for the guy. He seems nice and never has that porn star attitude I've seen from a lot of people. He seems to regret his past in the sense that he's fucked up any post-porn opportunities.

He's still got a cash cow that could pay the bills, and he really should capitalize on that before it gets too-too late.

Is that a Confederate flag hidden behind the black sheet?

There's a framed picture of a confederate flag on the wall too.

Someone cancel him on Twitter!

Maybe if he were a whore, he could raise money for college

So this is the "glamorous life" DL's pron addicts insist all pron stars lead (because they make thousands and thousands of dollars per scene)?

Wow, he's got a lot of good things going on for him! Going to Grand Canyon University (a private Christian school), going to get a new computer (if he can get the money from his many fans), he's DEFINITELY NOT going bald, and he has a new self-produced jerkoff video coming out just in time for Christmas. Also he's moving to Las Vegas where he will be opening up a new studio, AND the Cope With Fitness app is back for only 50 dollars a month (which is a steal, literally) and additional personal training for 300-450 per hour. Things are finally looking up for old Jeff who will definitely not be living in his car like he was in LA.

He's looking for a lawyer in his IG story to....help him get his IG account back? It's unclear but if you're a lawyer who works pro-boner, send him an email!

[quote]He needs to find a kind sugar daddy who will show him how the world works, and show him his shelf life is quite limited.

He better find one soon his sell by date is approaching fast.

Going to a Christian College he will come out dumber than before.

Doesn't Jeff know that Jerry Falwell Jr. runs Liberty University and he treats his personal trainers VERY well?

Jeff's math skills tell us he is 32.

He says Men.com gave him horrible scenes, yet he was cast as SUPERMAN in their Justice League takeoff. The most handsome, lead character. Superman! And the men he had sex with were very hot!

However, his Men.com scenes really show off his bald spot; maybe that's why he hated them.

He talks about getting $$ after the scenes were released... do porn stars get royalties? I mean from works as a contracted performer, not like James Deen or Charles Dera where they own part of the action. Most porn stars just get paid for the scenes, without residuals, right?

I'm not saying that at his height of fame that "Brandon" couldn't have capitalized on his mega-fame and negotiated better contracts. He also could have started his own company with hot content, which surely would have had backers. Instead he filmed bad iPhone videos with his then-girlfriend as a fuck you to his gay fans. No one cared about that, so he was "forced" to do more "uncomfortable" gay scenes.

Someone here hailed him as labeling himself as "bisexual" last year, but he never actual said the words "I am bisexual." He threw the word "bisexual" into some word salad about labels and all that shit. But Jeff is still pretending to be straight.

I think he is gay and really, really messed up in the head. The drugs don't help. I'm sure many people have tried to help him WITHOUT trying to fuck him.

I cannot believe how bad he looks... It's got to be drugs in my opinion. How very sad.

BREAKING!!!!

Brandon spent his birthday in Milan, Italy!

Poor, broke Jeff who has a credit score of 120 because of the Equifax breach, who has been Go Funding everything from college to new apartments, somehow has the money to go to Milan and live it up???

[quote]It's my bday and I'll cry if I want to but I dont want to! I'm in Milan Italy about to go to am Italian restaurant wish me luck oh yah I'll br on collide casue I have nothing better to do lol message me

It also looks like Jeff has been taking a page from Jake Orion's script and promising "gay" videos on his website but none have happened yet. Here he teases fans with shots from the past with promises of new "gay amateur" videos SOON!

[quote]Throw back friday still planning on those gay "amature" videos just had to do the whole fsfsa and find the right college now its find the right guy comment with suggestions! And plz share my Facebook post to get my insta back

Can we have some more proof of this guy’s whoredom please? TIA.

Fans will VOTE on which man they want Brandon to have sex with!

Sounds familiar...

[quote]I HAVE SOME BIG NEWS IM MOCVING TO LAS VEGAS WHERE I WILL BEGIN MY NEW PROJECT, "BRANDON CODY MEDIA" WILL CUM TO LIFE and of course i will be the first video, there will be a vote oin the man who will be my second ... i have the votes from brandonunwrapped.com and some other sites, but i will do a weeks worth on twitter and BCL and onlyfans, and i will count my BCL members as 10 votes each! im also offering custom videos if you are interested just text you can email me at SALES@GOTHOTDEALS.COM

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[quote] I actually kinda feel sorry for the guy. He seems nice and never has that porn star attitude I've seen from a lot of people.

I remember some time ago Cope pushing some sob story that he was abroad in London and that he “missed” his return flight home & “lost” his phone & credit card in a “taxi”. IIRC, he was hustling people online to help him buy a new phone or new airfare or something. How he magically had internet access (without his phone) - he never explained. How he had the money to turn up to Europe but no emergency cash - he also never explained.

He’s a hustler through and through. “Nice” people don’t run money-grab schemes based on such transparent “pity me” lies, R25.

Jeffie is a closet case gay grifter with a tiny dick and a tinier brain. Been there done that.

PS I want my name back.

I'd love to see what he submits to GCU (a "Christian" college) with regard to his past work experience.

This guy isn't even bright enough to get into Trump University.

My Jeffrey is a work of art.

Ya left the cum out granny ^

He was often nasty, rude, unhinged and HUGE of ego on Snap or Periscope in his big dog days at SC. I'm not into the woo woo karma shit, but this has got to be something like that. He did post this once though...

He's never fucking going to go to college.

I will always love him for his enthusiasm and sexiness on SC.

Whatever magic they had with him, it was gone for his scenes for men.com. He was still attractive, but wasn't a very interesting performer.

In his early SC scenes he had a playful boyish enthusiasm. Sadly faded into a by- the -numbers moribund G4P er. Why bother? Get a real job Jeff.

he was adorable

The King!!

The most popular performer in male porn this decade. He did that!

Light up your face with gladness

Hide every trace of sadness

Although a tear may be ever so near

That's the time you must keep on trying

Smile, what's the use of crying?

You'll find that life is still worthwhile

If you just smile

Let's play Guess His Addiction(s):

Meth

Coke

We are not now that strength which in old days Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will To grift ,to con and not to yield

R57 Toppik

I'm not a lollipop.

Poor thing is has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

Fuk you ole queens with my 5 inches .I was a god. Better a has been than a never was.

next career move ..scat

[quote] "To grift, to con and not to yield"

Brilliant, R58. This should be included in every eulogy and "in memoriam" for every pron hustler who ever hustled. Fits as Jeff's "self-motivational" motto too. Only modification is to make it in ALL-CAPS.

Because we all know how much Cope/L LOVES HIS ALL-CAPS. PLS DONATE TO MY GOFUNDME FOR A KNEW MOTORSYKEL BECAUSE MY DAWG ATE THE LAST ONE!

GoFundMe penis enlargement.

The Porn Performer of the Decade

Yeah. The 1700s.

He was a stop on the bus.

Stu with Brandon . For of all sad words of tongue or peen, The saddest are these: 'It might have been!'"

An Icon

[quote] PROSTATUTE?

Shouldn't we help him with grade school spelling first, otherwise college would just be a waste.

He should GoFund the Grammerly app.

"While this sentence iiiissss... grammatically correct..."

At the 1:58 mark he says he has hired an assistant, but he needs help paying for college? Scam alert.

When you looked like this who gives a rat's arse about your grammar.

The intake people at his new Xtian college?

Speak up Jeff . Can't understand you when your mouth is full .

He vacationed in Milan and has an assistant.

What does he need GoFundMe for?

Cute

He has an upper midwest accent..where is he from? That accent is cute and can often be construed as gay.

Sounds southern

This post is from October 25, weeks after he showed off his NON-BALD head - he's bald again!!!

HOW can that be???!!!!???????

r79 I thought he was from Nashville? I may well be wrong.

R79 This can also be construed as gay.

r83 true bottoms don’t go soft.

Jeff tended bar at Tribe the biggest gay bar in Nashville. Started right after dropping out of high school. He was living with one of the owners. The dude bought him a Lexus. Everyone knew he was bi. He was into black dudes and blonde chicks. He would do anything for cash he needed $$ for child support. His GF came from a very rich family her dad workrd for the government. When he found out about Jeff he told her to end it or she would be thrown out. He's really a ok dude. Sorta a dumb bunny.

Ah, Jeff has tons of airmiles so he can continue flying around the world. His "paperwork got messed up" for Liberty online so that's why he's going to GCU online. I guess.

[quote]I'm finally set up to start school in November! Yes I will still need to raise some more money to pay for some out of pocket but I am starting cwf again as well as in person when I move to Los Vegas end of NOVEMBER or middle of December if anyone knows of a month 2 month in Vegas San Diego or near LA! LET ME KNOW! I want to start training in person in Vegas and to vip clients in LA or San Diego and surrounding areas! PAPERWORK GOT MESSED UP FOR LIBERTY SO I'LL BE TAKING I LINE CLASSES ON GRAND CANYON UNIVERSITY! MAJORING IN SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT, design and website coding! Hit me up if your going there or taking a simular course Thenomad10@yahoo.com now u till than I'll be traveling! Got back from Italy now plans are Australia than open to any ideas! Have tons of airmiles and a MOnth before school! I'm going through videos today and launching some that I haven't! #lasvegas #gcu #college #traveling #instagram

R84 True straight dudes don't get butt fucked,

And random fans still lavish him With money and gifts.

Child support???

Jeff has a child???

Why isn't that part of his sob story lexicon?????????

Many G4P have kids, That;s why the turn to porn. Either sell your ass for child support or they jail your ass and ya have to give it up for nothing

I understand that, but Brandon has never mentioned a kid once.

His post at r81:

[quote] CWF IS NOW OPEN AND KICKING IF YOU WANT TO BOOK A CONSULTSTION OR JUST USE THE COPE WITH FITNESS APP AND GET A GOAL ORINTATED 4-6 DAY A WEEK WORKOUT AND FULL MEAL PLAN FOR JUST 50 BUCKS A MONTH. ALSO INSTANT MESSAGE COACHING IS INCLUDED! CLICK THE LINK IN MY BIO AND OR EMAIL ME AT JEFF@COPEWITHFITNESS.COM LOVE ALL OF YOUS @tyler_coping_withlife #wheelbarrow #copewithfitness #jeff #brandon # onlinetraining #coach

There's nothing more that I want than "a goal-orintated 4-6 day a week workout and full meal plan."

How'd he become a gay pornstar with such a small cock, did he just get fucked?

I don't think Talisa's kid is his...

Yea, he's from Wisconsin I think. His real? last name is German (lots of them in the upper Midwest).

[quote] How'd he become a gay pornstar with such a small cock, did he just get fucked?

There are a number of gay porn stars who have had enormous success despite not having cocks that were that big: Reese Rideout, for example, and also Sean Cody's Stu, Corbin Fisher's Dawson, Ross Hurston, and Adriano Marquez.

For many men (though admittedly not all), having a great body and great energy can more than make up for not having a gigantic cock. Not every gay man is a size queen.

[quote]How'd he become a gay pornstar with such a small cock, did he just get fucked?

Do your eyes work? Really dumb question.

R96 knows his porn actors. Bless your heart, dear.

His cock is average but has a nice girth. He is adorable.

R99: babies and toddlers, puppies, and kittens are adorable.

Aging pron stars/hookers/grifters/con artists are never "adorable."

Mary!!!

Size Queenism Is way out of style. Today, it’s all about being or looking like a jock fitness model bro. That’s what turns people on. BRandon looks and acts like a college football or hockey player, and that’s what attracts the masses.

Successful gay porn has always been about "being or looking like a jock fitness model." This poor guy had his moment. So did many of the Sean Cody guys who you can find in the nearly 20 year archive (many, many of whom are MUCH more charming and sexy than "Brandon"). He's in for a world of hurt when he turns in his first English Composition paper.

You know, if you look up some of the other porn stars who were popular during Brandon's heyday, you'll see that some of them are doing just fine. Quite a few were able to return to school and get a job or found a trade. I mean, the life follows them in one way or another, but it seems like quite a few were able to transition back into civilian life relatively well.

Brandon has never been able to do that. He didn't gracefully age out and disappear as he probably should have. He desperately flailed from one pursuit to the next... the looks slowly fading as his stupidity increases. I hope this current venture works out for him, but it seems just as poorly thought out as his recent decisions.

He was beautiful though... and gave me many cumshots.

Is he hiding a Confederate flag behind that black curtain?

Yes, and a framed one not covered.

He had a “moment” that was much larger, longer, and more lucrative than just about any male porn performer this decade. He defined the biggest male porn studio for years, and essentially kept it from sliding into oblivion. He still has a fervent devoted following after all these years.

Any pics of the bald spot?

Does it bother anyone else that the boys of Sean Cody only get a first name and have to take Cody as their last name, I mean that was the same situation as slavery times? It is literally their slave porn name? Who knows maybe Brandon wasn’t even taught to read also?

The rule for gay porn stars used to be (and maybe still is) that you needed to have two of the three to be successful: Face, Body, Large Dick.

The rules have changed ^^

Dick is less important than ever. See FTM porn

It’s an era where people care about your bodyfat percentage and bicep measurement much more than penis size.

He's from the Knoxville area.

Me too bro!

With Jeff's tiny meat his only career move is power bottom.

Naw bottoming hastened his decline among his fans

Brandon was an excellent top.

Dang, he was one of the very hottest guys ever in porn

Is this the guy that was supposed to be an asshole on set with his constant "I'm not one of you" bullshit?

What's his major?

What's his minor?

No r119.

Maybe he's thinking about Tanner

Brandon was a bigger star than Tanner. He openly broke SC rules and all the studio could do was placate him

Low IQ, no education, drug addicted sex worker. Dead by age 40.

We all know Brandon's been the star, but who's second? Is it Tanner? I bet you could make that argument.

Either Tanner with his film star looks, or Muscle God Stu.

BTW Randy's the most prolific. 53 scenes under his belt, Curtis and Tanner are in joint second with 42.

*while Curtis and Tanner

Tanner is certainly a contender for second biggest SC star of the decade

When did Stu retire?

Abe was limited in duration but is legendary

Also big was Nixon, whom many thought was the new Brandon

[quote]When did Stu retire?

2014

Nixon was hot, but never a convincing enough performer to be top tier. Brandon, when he gave a shit, was a really hot performer. He used to kiss his scene partners passionately, suck their cocks... really take care of them in bed... none of this perfunctory business.

Stu was there from 2012 to 2014. I'd say he's up there, along with Tanner perhaps, though I think Stu's hotter. Are Curtis and Randy considered as hot as Brandon? I've always seen them as utility players more than showcases, though Curtis could do some really wild, impressive things.

Abe was godly. So was Noel in my opinion. Which they'd done something together.

Where does Jess fit into all of this?

He's not a prostatute. He's a whoore dear.

What is his current Instagram?

bcodywants$$/instagram.com ^^

David >>> Brandon

Randy and Curtis were prolific but Lacked the Fantasy Bro look of BRandon and Stu.

Randy always struck me as like... maybe a farmhand or dockworker. With Curtis I get a very sort of hot midwestern vibe. Sort of naturally athletic, but without the jocky attitude.

Whatever your personal taste, no one at Sean Cody was or is anywhere near Brandon's status. Stu was a distant second, with all other trailing far behind Stu.

Brandon is still heavily used in marketing at SC and Men.com. As far as a name, no one in the last 15 years has made it as big as Brandon.

It's astounding how he was incapable of capitalizing in on his fame. He is still in demand but he is screwing things over for himself.

We ALL know he's going to be back in gay porn in a big way again, but it'll be even lower down the rung. Poor Jeff.

No, I don't blame any of the evil porn parasites that others blame. I blame Brandon himself.

R140/Jeff Cope: you’re trying too hard to make Brandon seem important in the SC world, when in truth he wasn’t. He was generically cute but was a mediocre performer at best.

We're talking about FAME, not whether or not you personally found him hot.

Brandon was SC's #1 guy and to some extent, he still is.

Men.com also still promote their scenes with him heavily.

Yes by number of scenes Randy is Mr. Sean Cody, he has done more scenes with them than anybody else has. He isn't their hottest guy, but I will say he is a solid performer who always gave it their best attempt.

Brandon is not. That became even more obvious when he left Sean Cody, they got some nice performances out of him. Brandon's stuff I've seen post Sean Cody has been pretty lame.

But still he is the most famous guy from Sean Cody. I'd say Tanner is probably number two. Apparently they hate each other, go figure.

Before he got canned from men.com - he regularly did bareback porn for them, as a top

It's 3 years since Tanner ended his run, and Waybig are still running a banner ad of him getting rotisseried on the winter getaway. That's star power.

Stu is #2.

Garcia-whatever-his-name-is-Eric is nowhere near Brandon and Stu in the hierarchy of Sean Cody porndom.

It's too bad Brandon couldn't make a go of it at Men.com during his short Exclusive contract.

And then he couldn't get any higher than CockyBoys and whatever else he did.

Raging Stallion didn't want a piece of Brandon?

What's his reputation like "in the industry"?

Does anyone here subscribe to his website?

Are there any GAY videos on there?

Big leash for such a small dog. ^^

R142 I don't know where you're getting that "promoting him rather heavily" shit but posting a random still from one of his scenes hardly wins your argument.

Isn't it interesting that there's not even a whisper of that has been's image on men.com's website.

And when you look at the "top rated" link sorted by popularity with those rated 100% on page one, he shows up on the quite distant page 28.

Even that crippled meth addict Bo Dean rates higher.

Randy is still active at SC. I read an interview with him a while back and he seems like a nice person (although he claims to be straight.) I believe he said he was of Portuguese descent and from New England.

Yes Randy can often be found in the comments of scenes over at waybig. He does come across as a very sweet guy, I sent him a bit of cash on paypal.

David for me. He's back jerking off on Pornhub. He says he considers himself a straight man who's bicurious. Also said he never hooked up with any of his scene partners off-cam because shoots are exhausting and draining.

The Confederate flag is such a turnoff. Cured me for good.

David is back?

David's not back. We're just being nostalgic.

[quote] Tanner ... Apparently they hate each other, go figure.

Why do "Brandon" and "Tanner" hate each other, R143?

To bad Trump University is no longer around, it would have been the perfect school for Brandon to attend.

[quote]David for me. He's back jerking off on Pornhub.

What?

One of the reasons Brandon did so much better with his Sean Cody scenes is that they allowed for him to talk about himself in an unscripted way, and his immature, sweet goodball personality came through, which made him seem even sexier. Most of men.com's scenes are very scripted, which is not to Brandon's advantage as a sex performer.

Stu also benefited from the conversations Sean Cody allowed him to have before his scenes with the director. He also came across as a sweet clown, which made him seem all the sexier too.

[quote]Even that crippled meth addict Bo Dean rates higher.

Do you mean Bo Sinn? Bo Dean appeared mostly on the JakeCruise sites (Cocksuremen etc)

R162, Bo Sinn is not paralyzed.

yeah you're right R163, I didn't know Bo Dean did a couple of scenes for MEN as well....it's been a while

r159, see r44.

My there are many pornoligists on this thread. I feel like an amateur.

No, R162, it was Bo Dean that shows up HIGHER THAN BRANDON in the link I posted.

Can’t he skip college and just go to FraternityX?

And yet, r166, according to that pesky Ignore-dar, you've posted literally DOZENS of times on this very thread, and, at r85, you posted all this information all about Brandon Cody's private life.

So don't even PRETEND you're not a certified dyed-in-the-wool Brandon Cody pornography expert, sugar. You're fooling absolutely no one, thanks to Ignore-dar.

Yes. This past month, David uploaded three or four videos of himself jerking off on pornhub. He has a full-on bushy beard and told a commenter that he considers himself a straight man but bicurious. He said prefered to bottom because it was less pressure and that he never hooked up with the other guys off camera because shoots were exhausting.

Link to David, please!

Why keep that yourself, r170? What's the @?

R169

r166

Jeff/Brandon is a great example of how much people will overlook or forgive if you are an attractive white male. The grifting, the abject stupidity...these are non-issues because he has muscles and a million-watt smile.

Stu has a 100,000 watt smile.

Eric Perez/Tanner has a 1,000 watt smile.

Brandon wins, of course!

And yet while Jake's disfigured his once-beautiful bod with monstrous doses of roids, Eric looks better than ever. It's all about the long game.

We will gladly accept Brandon.

So proud my Jeffie is working his way through college.

What did he write in his application essay?

^^^^

Maybe he did a video essay.

Who is "Jake," r177?

Grand Canyon University has a vigorous vetting process for candidates. They need to know all their numbers AND be able to color within the lines. I hope Jeff has a safety school lined up, maybe ASU or something.

I'm surprised that he couldn't "get his paperwork together" for Liberty. They have over 75k students.

r183

^^ More characteristic snap of super butch Jakey B

Miss Burton butching it up.

I never saw him bottoming :(

[/quote] yes

[quote] no

The porn power couple that never was

Yeah, those are 2 100% straight guys @R192. Straight guys just love giving tongue to other guys, especially when it's being filmed for posterity.

R193, see TikTok and Instagram

I don't have to see anything, R194. I see two guys gleefully making out at R196, and they're not fucking straight, despite what they say, despite what you say, and despite with the idiotic assholes at Sean Cody say.

I don't have to buy any of the shit you clowns are trying to peddle.

Grand Canyon University caters to bottoms...just sayin'.

But.. but Tanner had a fiance!

Heads up to the gays. These guys are 110% straight, They hate every second they are making these vids. Bros like Jeff and Jake are just so desperate for cash to pay for child support to their numerous heterosexual crotch fruit kids. I know for a fact they hate homos like you, Jake and Jeff think about vag 24/7. The thought of butt fukin makes them vomit. It's all about the pussy. Deal with it. No Homo!

Straight Pavel fucking Straight Jake's furry hole.

Straight Pavel fucking Straight Jake's furry hole.

We get it, dude

Heterosexual Jake heterosexually riding Heterosexual Pavel's heterosexual cock.

Take your meds bro

Eric "No Homo" Perez greedily licking out Jeff "No Homo" Langenderfer's coin slot!

Jeff getting entered for the first time by Eric!

Jeff "I Hate Butt Sex!" Langenderfer getting plowed by Eric "I Have A Fiancé!" Perez!

R201/R206's world is crumbling down around him.

The fact that his "straight" idols aren't so fucking straight is just too much for his delicate hot house flower sensibilities to bear.

Smelling salts, please for R201/206, somebody, anybody.

r197 and r209: "Fiancé" is a MALE, dear.

R198-R211 Google BISEXUAL

If you're going to do compulsively spam the thread with images, please let them be gifs.

I Know right. It’s not 1999

More GIFs of alleged heterosexuals taking it up the tailpipe, please!

Bisexual

Pansexual

"Mostly straight"

Sapiosexual

Buysexual.

Homiesexual

Brosexual

Gofundmesexual

Right on, Maude!

Jeff when ya dangle a Franklin

Oh please, he'll do that for some Kohl's Bux.

Bump

Break out your checkbooks, Jeff will be making a MULTITUDE OF MOVIES over the holidays. It's a shame that the Oscar cut-off date is November 15th but I guess there is always next year.

Yo, I’m stoked bro!

Hugo? Is that his dog? Is the dog a druggie too?

Don’t be mean

R231 ...to the dog.

It must be Festivus if Jeff is airing his grievances against MindGeek! And also posting his phone number but only use it if you want personal training! Don't you dare send him an endless stream of dick pics or a riddle per day.

[quote] Break out your checkbooks, Jeff will be making a MULTITUDE OF MOVIES over the holidays.

I'm looking forward to the remakes of SOPHIE'S CHOICE and FRANCES starring Jeff!

[quote]or a riddle per day.

Like: what is 2 plus 2?

His physique is buff again! Hot

His physique is buff again! Hot

His physique is buff again! Hot

Let's start small

[quote]dooch bag sabbatage

Oh, nevermind.

With all his film experience, do you think he'll try out for campus theatrical productions?

Will he pay his tutor, and he will need an army of tutors, by letting them suck him off?

Congrats

BrandonsClosetLive is FINALLY back and working. Join now to see videos of Jeff having sex with women, and also vids of him jerking off.

Signing up now

Why do all these G4P'er end up with asian "girlfriends"?

I apologize for my ignorance, but where does the ' I am not a PROSTATUTE 'joke comes from ?

It’s so weird seeing him have sex with a girl, it’s like watching a dog walk on two legs, you know it can be done, but just doesn’t look natural.

Exactly what I thought. It's like seeing your grandmother naked

r247 it’s verbatim from his Instagram.

R79 R95 Yes, Wisconsin. Silver Lake, Wisconsin.

If he's from Wisconsin, what's his excuse for hanging the confederate flag?

r244 Because it worked so well the first time. Why not double down on something that clearly no one in his demographic wants to see or pay for.

Jeff's idea that one of the most prominent gay porn performers in the last eight years thinks that his brand is transferable to straight porn and his fan base wants to pay to see him badly fuck skanky Asain chicks. Well ya can't fix stupid. I tried.

Brandon Cody-Going to Sleep!

Oh wow

He needed to bottom more.

Naw that killed his zealous fandom

You can never bottom if you’re portraying a fantasy Alpha jock.

That's just it, R259. Once it was done, he couldn't undo it, so he might as well have just embraced it to occasionally expand his "repertoire." (Ex: Didn't seem to hurt Paddy O'Brien's career.)

The problem with thAt is he hated bottoming.

What killed Jeffrey's fandom was the bald spot, tiny dick,comatose on screen sex , endless grifting,hustling but offering nothing in return. Did I mention turning 30.

Beauty enables one to get by in life with less intelligence than is usually required. Until it doesn't.

So, the "Holiday Sex Videos" he promised are heterosexual vids?

I have no interest in seeing that or paying for a subscription or whatever to see it.

His audience is 99.9999999999% gay men. He tried to trick them into paying for content most of them would not want to see, much less pay for. What a lame grifter.

And bald.

r246 Asian women make great beards. Lots of the closeted bi guys running about also have asian gf and wives lol

If I see a white guy with an Asian girlfriend, I just assume that he is a closet case.

Bingo ^

Mitch and his Chinese spy of a wife both need to be in prison where old Mitch would be praying to get some of that con cock.

Well that certainly killed my wood. ^

R1 I wonder if his donors care that he used the GoFundMe money for that website.

How much did he raise?

^ about 5 inches.

^ 5.5 inches ya cunt

He's only raised $825 of his $3,250 goal, and the last donation was a month ago.

In response to Brandon whining about not being able to use his "stolen" Instagram account to make money (?), a suggestion was made:

[quote]How bout a regular job?

I want a Go Fuck Me website, where you get strangers to donate funds to fuck the porn star of your choice.

^^^^^ What part of NOT A PROSTATUTE did ya not get homo.

I wonder what Jeff will major in? Some of the majors offered at GCU include human services, entrepreneurship, and theatre arts, all of which apply to his talents. Our Jeff is sure to be the BMOOC (big man of online college)!

R278 Yeah, one of GCU's online degree programs sounds about right. On his GoFundMe page, he says he wants to major in "computer and applications development."

Let's see now. .. I imagine the plan is to enhance his knowledge of taking naked photos and video of himself and putting them on his COMPUTER for the potential DEVELOPMENT of various moneymaking APPLICATIONS.

Bless him

This decade’s biggest Male Porn star. The 10s were his.

When did he start selling underwear? $15 per item.

He might want to try eBay.

Jeff is majoring in self bondage.

R281 Lasik candidate.

It’s BRandon or Paddy

Paddy has a Go Fund Me Pot 'O Gold

R285 I assume that piece is meant as parody (e.g. what they wrote about "Cody Cumming" - their misspelling of his name and all the rest.)

How exactly does the Equifax breach result in a credit score of 120? I'm pretty sure my cats' credit histories would get them at least in the 300s.

Equifax is to blame because all of Jeff's problems are someone else's fault.

He really needs a manager. .. "Brandon Goes to College"sounds like the perfect set-up for a 12-part video series:

Brandon Nails His Admission Exam(iner)

Brandon's Matriculation Flip-Flop

Brandon's Dorm Room Fuck Fest

Brandon & the Pervy Professor (Special Guest Appearance by Colby Keller)

Brandon's T.A. Study Group

Brandon's Oral Report

Brandon's Frat Party Weekend - Parts 1 & 2

Brandon Cramming (Solo)

Brandon's Final Exam

Brandon Makes the Dean's List

Brandon Cody, Summa Cum Laude

[quote]Once again I find my self in need of a web developer designer, I have completed a. C panel and business hosting, I also have WordPress butt the site I want would need best on business hosting. I'm selling to pay for swimmer mentoring email me brandonsclosetlive@Yahoo.Com

One more, R290:

Brandon Goes to the Free Clinic (Again)

r291 good thing he wants to go into computer programming!

(but tell me more about this “swimmer mentoring”)

Isn't being able to type the correct keys pretty essential to making computer programs do what they're supposed to?

This is how we accidentally end up with SkyNet, isn't it?

I'm so confused by his barely literate scrawl. Does he want to pay someone to teach him to swim?

Nope , To teach him to fuck

Another company is going to get sued for holding Jeff back. Why won't they just let him be great?

He should take his case to Judge Judy. At least he'd get on TV.

Where is he getting the money to hire lawyers for his lawsuits?

He's not, R299.

[quote]Another company is going to get sued for holding Jeff back. Why won't they just let him be great?

Much like his grandiose "I'm going to COLLEGE" proclamation, this will never happen either.

He took whatever monies people were stupid enough to give him for "college" and launched that website. They should sue HIM for fraud.

Brandon had $75,000 to burn???

I have always been a CF man. I liked how everyone sucked dick and got fucked and the alpha males like Dawson and Austin were turned into complete whores. Brandon when he was fresh would have been so good on that site. It is located in Las Vegas. Hmmm....

I have always been a CF man. I liked how everyone sucked dick and got fucked and the alpha males like Dawson and Austin were turned into complete whores. Brandon when he was fresh would have been so good on that site. It is located in Las Vegas. Hmmm....

I think he is suggesting that he would have made 75k through his website had it been setup (or hosted? As always with Jeff, it is confusing) and that is lost earnings. At some point you just have to admire his confidence.

He says that he's "dropping his gay amateur videos" at the end of the month. I assume he means January.

How many does he have?

And since the photo on his "messahe to my fans" (sic) page at his website shows him in a past scene bottoming (for Chase at SC) is that something he'll be doing now?

Only vids Jeffie's produced are cell phone quality of him fukin his asian skank GF . Unenthusiastically of course.

r305 when he means gay videos he means the ones of him just jerking off. Which is ambiguous in itself because I'm pretty sure he was recording for female eyes even though they are not the ones seeing it. This guy is deluded let him go into irrelevance as the g4p that could have been more. But it's 2020 g4p is dead now.

ooh, free memberships for life if I help him with Wordpress and Cpanel!

Do you think the problem could be he dealt with the companies in writing and they simply didn't know what he wanted from them?

Man, this dude must be so fucked in the head.

Jeff's definitely on the spectrum and the tiny peen ain't helping.

Jeff's a triple threat: Can't top. Can't bottom. Can't suk. Yet he became a gay porn "star"? Oh I forgot he's a white boy.

Whada ya mean on the spectrum?

[quote]Life is finally calming down! And I can finally do the things I have been planning, very excited! If you water looking for online training you can text Me a time too so a Consulation! Just email Me (702) 763-9595 jeff@copewithfitness. Com

Jeff is trying to destroy a company that sells porn websites:

[quote]LIES ALL LIES THEY WILL STEAL FROM YOU THAN DENIE ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM BY THIS POS COMPANY HIT ME UP TIME TO BANK RUPT THEM

"BANK RUPT THEM"

"DENIE"

I'm so glad he's going to college-- his freshman comp teacher will finally force him to learn the wonders of SpellCheck.

[quote] If you water looking for online training you can text Me a time too so a Consulation!

I wonder what this was supposed to mean.

[quote] THIS COMPANY IS A SCAM, and the do horrible turn keys, I am actually in the process of getting…

It's like he speaks a different language.

NOT the language of a PROSTATUTE!

Please remember:

[quote]I'm not a whore.

Better a has been than a never was .

^^Not when it comes to porn.

Looking at the gif at r320 reminds me all over again why he is worth even our slightest attention. He is so muscular, and yet his face always looks like that of a puzzled child... he is just adorable. The rampant stupidity makes him oddly even cuter.

He’s not cute enough to excuse the typos either.

Dyed hair and beard at age 30/31...

[quote]The rampant stupidity makes him oddly even cuter.

You like em big and stupid.

^ Stupid yes. Big not so much.

He’s so my type

How much would you have to hate yourself to sign up for online fitness training with him? A real fitness trainer works out with you and checks your form. What will you get remotely from Brandon for his no doubt highly exaggerated fee? Some incomprehensible barely literate workout and diet plans, maaaaaaaybe a couple of phone calls, and perhaps a couple of snapchat videos of him doing the exercises....? I can respect people paying for actual porn but what is this?

r329 lots of leg lifts.

R330 Wasn't there some rich old guy who flew Brandon and his brother across the US to go to a football game with him? Not even to have sex with him but just to pretend to be his friends for the evening. I mean, that was really sad. That made me cringe.

R331, you realize that’s not rare, dude? It’s a huge thing among male aesthetics fans. They pay big bag 💴 just to have hot buff dudes in their presence.

Isn't that muscle worship when the guys pay to touch or take pictures? Paying someone, no matter how cute, just to hang out with you is just really sad to me.

Kiss my arse ^^^

I did. ^

Porn models might put out, but male fitness Models often do not

r331 I’d only be interested in hearing about his scene with Brodie.

Take me out to the ball game.

[quote] "If you WATER looking for online training you can text Me a time too so a CONSULATION!"

Brandon never fails to entertain. I can read his 'stream-of-consciousness' Ulysses-type ramblings all day long.

It's almost its own kind of Poetry. When reading Jeff's blank verse, I experience the same kind of oddly delightful mental confusion as I do when reading this classic of the genre:

" ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves / Did gyre and gimble in the wabe / All mimsy were the borogoves / And the mome raths outgrabe..."

^ Jefferwanky

My bae

^ Granny Langenderfer

I love his chill vibe

R343 mistakes the Whore’s inability to move and think at the same time to be “chill vibe”.

Stupid R343.

You can get a lifetime subscription to Brandon's Closet Live for only $100 per month. Or it's $13.50 per month which is half off. Or it's $16.67 per month for a lifetime membership. Or $11.87 per month for 6 months. Maybe you'd prefer to pay $10.00 per month for 12 months? How about $18.33 per month for a 3 month membership? Numbers (literally) mean nothing to our Jeff.

Whatever, it's legit. Sign up now before the price skyrockets! Where else are you going to see exclusive hot content like part 2 of Jeff fucking that bored Asian girl? Plus [quote]Summers cuming and it's time for some gay armature porn

So there's that to look forward to!

I'd love to get my hands on this clown's tax returns, if he ever bothered to file them.

Probably more lies per square inch than even Trump's.

R338 Nice flinching away there, Brandon.

R346 Singles who made less than $12,000 didn't have to file. (It's now $12,200 for 2019.)

I’m gonna send him something via Cashapp tomorrow for New Year’s gift

Trump University

[quote]Nice flinching away there, Brandon.

His eyes and lips say no, but his throbbing hardon says "eh, $20 is $20."

$13.50/mo Summers cuming and it's time for some gay armature porn

Jeff's out here shaking his cakes for coins and likes. Pancakes. Flatjacks.

R353 It's tough being a college boy.

With his small dick, he'll never be Big Man On Campus.

R355 He's well-set to pledge himself as a frat whore or water boy.

R354 especially when you're 40.

Please. He's far from 40. He was born October 13, 1989.

Wow, he looks older than 30.

Especially the back of his head.

[quote]HURRY THE SPECIAL ENDS IN 5 Days! Getting back in fighting shape .. Well you know what I mean lmao! Cum one cum all .... If you sub subscribe you will do just that! Hahaha got the new mac, testing it with my HDR camera on a free live show on Sunday! #brandoncody #brandonsclosetlive #bcl #specialpromo #seancodyboys #adultsonlyplease #sale #booty

Oh, time ran out for the "lived time subscription"!

I wood think he shood had grudated by now.

[quote] He was born October 13, 1989.

So he's a Libra.

[quote] Your Libra man is an expert communicator, always knowing the perfect thing to say in any situation to come off as diplomatic, tactful, and charismatic.

Lol, "expert communicator" - not in Jeff's case :).

[quote] Libra is one of two signs ruled by Venus, planet of love, pleasure, and relationships.

Well, that fits. I guess Venus is the planet of "pleasure" & erotic porn too.

R358 So he'll be fucked by guys 10 years younger than him instead of 20 years younger.

For a porn star-exhibitionist, his twitter feed is one of the most boring things I've ever seen: repetitive messages about supposed new subscribers and rebills with the same blurry photo. Who gives a fuck?

Jeff just got 4 terabytes of media restored and uploaded and it has everything. Jerk off scenes AND sex with women!! Why aren't you paying for this very high-quality content?

His new website is exquisite...where else can you buy a $50 copy of the May 2018 issue of Boner magazine?

He did a "solo bondage" video .. lol!

Don't you need a dom in the scene to make a bondage video work?

Otherwise, it's just jacking-off with some duct tape over your mouth.

If he thinks this is what fans want to see, then maybe he should contact kink.com, where he might actually be able to make a few bucks.

Plus, they're well-known as the last stop in porn careers.

Dear Lord, he misspelled the word "shows"!

R368 I'd like to see Jeff as the pass around bottom in a Treasure Island Media scene.

R368 Fuck yeah, with an almost shaved head and really whimpering and begging for it with some piss, DP and fisting thrown in for good measure.

Hot photo, r367...the beard is working!

At the very least, as a way to spice up these solos, he should think about investing in a butt machine. That might generate some interest.

It's finally all coming together! Jeff is starting to amass what is sure to be a top-tier stable of talent for his new studio. All they need to do is contact him!

School is *hic* really hard.

He should mantrickulate at a cummunity collage instud. They hardly charge much twoishon.

I don't doubt that school is really hard for him. Did you know that you have to find your way to different rooms for every class? And then the next day when you go back it's different people with a different teacher and they tell you you're in the wrong room and your class isn't meeting again until tomorrow! So confusing...

I think it's onwine collage progrum. Just pay and turn cumputer on.

Why he chose Grand Canyon University over Bob Jones University I will never know. Ol' Jeff would've fit right in at BJU!

R375 Did he say he's on Adderall?

If not, has he considered that as a potential solution?

Leave BRandon alone! I love this bruh!

Yeah, leave Brandon alone!

Jeff is debating whether or not to get a tattoo....I think he would look absolutely DIVINE with a nice face tattoo. Somewhere between Mike Tyson and Post Malone.

Not having any tattoos is one attractive thing that still sets him apart from the crowded field. He should keep it that way.

Definitely not that one on his pec.

Maaaaaaaaaybe something on his ribcage or side, on a guy with his body type those can look good.

Agreed, he will probably have that body type forever.

Watching OP's video, I would strongly advise he NOT waste any money on stupid tats and instead begin saving up for a Hair Club for Men membership. You never know when that awful hormone problem might start up again.

One of Brandon's Only Fans vids. He's into bondage?

R386 Since no-one will look good forever, get an appropriately-positioned tat and look good for the next 10-15 years

R388 He should have found something kinky to do with the vacuum cleaner in the background.

Is it bondage if you put the tape on yourself?

I couldn't stop laughing when he brought out the string. I get that rope isn't exactly commonplace, but come on, string?

He can afford a tattoo but not a length of rope from a hardware store?

What a bargain! For only $2555 (on sale from $2750) you can get all of the files on Jeff's hard drive. You add that low low price to his unique sales technique, and you have a can't miss opportunity!

[quote]Every photo and video professional amature and very personal IM SELLING ONLY 2 OF THESE AND INSIDE THE HD IS MY LOG IN TO MY ONE DRIVE WHERE ANY FUTURE WORK WILL BR PLACED FOR THE FIRST 2 PEOPLE TO TAKE ADVATAGE OF THIS,,,, BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY ... U WILL REGRET NOT BUYING THIS WHEN I PUY MY UNRECORDABLE, UNSHAREABLE GAY VIDEO! IF U DO SHARE IT! MY LAWYERS WILL SUE.... PLZ REALIZE THIS IS MY LEGACY AND DONT BATTLE A GUY WITH FREE LAWYERS LOL!

He's also offering free lifetime underwear....

[quote]order up to 1 pair of underwear every other week for the rest of your life!

Pairs cant exceed 50 bucks if they do you must pay the difference...

Is it his used underwear? Will Jeff go out and buy you a new pair of panties every other week like a personal shopper? It is confusing!

For $50 he should deliver them in person and take them off in front of you.

Honor roll student right there

Is Brandon attending Trump University?

College of Southern Nevada. Major: Self bondage.

Girl is sounding desperate, her hole must be starting to sag.

He should seriously consider beauty college.

Cosmetology is something he can take anywhere, and it probably wouldn't take him very long to build a client list.

I bet he'd make good tips as well.

Do young-ish straight guys do well as cosmetologists? My gut feeling is that's a profession that could implode if one is prone to impulsively sleeping with the pretty customers.

[quote]If you become a member and rebill (just like someone did just now) on my site brandonsclosetlive.com, then I will love you foreverrrrr...

Is he going to have a big gay spring break blowout live streaming on OF?

He's already lied about GAY videos at Christmas.

Just a sad grifter.

R404 I don't think he's on OF. He's atempping to build his own pratform called, "Brandon's Closet." One imagins that's one of his prablums.

R406 is oh so subtle in his trolling of Brandon.

You are part of DL's literary intelligentsia!

Someone send this golddigger to goodbyesville.

He misspells "collab" twice.

When is going to do gay videos again?

[quote]come see the full video and in ten days I’ll have my new videos! Also looking for legit calabs if u are on only fans and have a good following and or do porn let’s Caleb! Message me! Btw 30% off on Brandonsclosetlive

[quote] Also looking for legit calabs if u are on only fans and have a good following and or do porn let’s Caleb!

This literally made me laugh out loud!

He's only showing clips of his putrid heterosexual videos.

I thought he promised GAY scenes in the New Year.

250 or 350 is cheaper than in person sensations! Join today!

The only motivation I'm getting out of that post is to donate to Reading Is Fundamental.

The "sensations" error is almost funny-cute in a Freudian slip kinda way.

But he can use footage from that Sean Cody "Model Spotlight" video they did with him 4+ years ago?

[quote]Lol the quarantine is real lol what happens in quarantine in Vegas stays in quarantine in Vegas right? Let’s hope cause I’m not one to just sit alone in my room staring at ceilings hmmm message me for CwF home workout routines and meal plans on quarantine SPECIAL 200 bucks for 3 months 300 for VIP HURRY!

His body is great but he makes no sense when he talks (or types).

Wow, for just $200 he'll bring Corona right to your home.

[quote]Be safe wear a mask! :) but for real. Id any one has a home gym near Las Vegas I'll pay for access and clean before and after! Yah I got tons of body weight shit but I'm addicted to the pump damn it Save my life please! #cwf #COPEWITHFITNESS

So, he's in Las Vegas?

[quote]Man I miss the gym I never thought i wouldn’t have the choice to lift Jesus this is hell yah I understand how serious this is it but so is my gym therapy otherwise I don’t know how to COPE WITHOUT FITNESS tonight I’ll be live on camsoda.com just a college student trying to pay his bills..... that’s what they all say ...... If u want a home workout and a meal plan I’m running a special $50 a month and u will have full access to a customized workout and meal plan! If your interested go to the link in my bio! #copewithfitness #cw

Still with the "customized" workout and meal plan special?

R418 The move to Vegas was mentioned way back at the beginning of the thread within the original post and in other messages since then and happened around the end of last year.

Yes, but Brandon is always losing his homes, I wasn't sure if he'd actually stayed in Vegas all this time.

Would you let him shelter in YOUR place?

So his twitter now links to a standard webcam site (CamSoda) instead of his own Brandon's Closet venture? And he's also linking to an OnlyFans platform. Maybe he'll have better luck.

Did anyone watch his cam show last night?

I do wish whores wouldn't get ideas that they'll ever be anything other than a whore. It's so embarrassing. Don't they realize life is not PRETTY WOMAN?

Does the meal plan include recipes or is it just scoops of powder in the blender? Plus, I'm guessing, Adderall?

[quote] I do wish whores wouldn't get ideas that they'll ever be anything other than a whore. It's so embarrassing. Don't they realize life is not PRETTY WOMAN?

How often must I say it?

I AM NOT A PROSTATUTE!!!

Hope his quarantine ends quickly. Hate to be deprived of all 5 inches.

R427 Shut up, whore. You aren't going to get this 20 in my hand with that attitude.

R429, Read my lips.

As soon as he figures out that his only marketable asset is between his legs, not between his ears, he'll change his tune.

R430 Sorry, not used to seeing your mouth without a dick in it.

Gentlegays! Why are you not running over to the hot new site......camsoda (!?) to give Jeffers your hard earned coins? Here's what the fans have to say:

[quote] Did he kick us out of a show we paid for?

He should have stuck with pron studio work, because he appears to have no idea how to do this on his own.

What did it say at that cam site? I didn't see any comments.

R435 Some comments appear on the right side of the screen, that appear to be associated with "cdillobclari" which was the name of the link he gave from his twitter. While they're rather scant, a couple wanted him to play with his ass and use some toys, another complained about his camera needing adjustment, and someone asked if he kicked them out of a show they'd paid for. IOW, in that snapshot, no one seemed very satisfied with what was going on.

He's passing his self-by-date younger prettier whores are everywhere.

R437 Exactly. His commanding price will do down and he'll be reduced to rougher and rougher trade.

When will these guys learn?

lawdy, just do tim tales.

I'd prefer that he do Halfway House Boys... it's more on brand.

How so? They seem to specialize in ectomorphic twinks with bad ink in need of a haircut.

Jeff should think about returning to Burger King, where he'd already made manager after four years. The parent company seems to be pretty positive about a future in take-out and delivery, and it's really not that different from in-calls and out-calls.

"Sold my media?" What does that mean?

IS Brandon still in school?

Is he ever releasing the "gay sex videos"?

"Sold my media?" What does that mean?

IS Brandon still in school?

Is he ever releasing the "gay sex videos"?

He means he took 20 bucks to let some guy with a smartphone fuck him.

R445 I think it means he's selling his content at camsoda. Models can sign up there and post videos and set a price for members to watch them. He put that one up and it's listed @ "50 tokens."

This article explains what members pay for tokens. And other sites say content providers at camsoda makes 5 cents per token. So I guess for each person who buys and watches that video, he makes $2.50.

Does that translate to a lot of bucks in Brandon's virtual pockets?

He's not technically a PROSTATUTE, at least.

Does he qualify for the stimulus payment?

R437 You rang.

[quote] Does he qualify for the stimulus payment?

It's my understanding that even if he didn't make enough income last year to warrant filing federal taxes ($12,200), he can submit info to the IRS at this time to get into their system to receive the check.

Is incoherence an early sign of COVID-19 ?

Almost Shakespearean:

copewithfitness I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY AND PLEASE TAKE THIS PERSONAL. Don’t ask what’s wrong with me or if I’m ok I’m tucking glorious ask yourself this do u do u deserve to be able to breath the same air i breath? Fuck no! Lmao I’m playing! ..... or am i..... Come piss me off I need to let this rage and anger out so anyone who’s got something to say good or bad cum at me what u don’t like my gammer u don’t like I don’t use punctuations well I’m getting an A IN COLLEGE BITCH SIMO WHY DONT U SUCK ON MY HUSBAND SIZED SOFT ASS DICK! And if that doesn’t choke you gag and on it till u spit up blood motherfucker! #thankyou #thankyou #yourwelcome #cumatme #saysomething #mysharptongue #isaboutto #eatyouout 5h

His eloquence is only exceeded by the size of his penis.

Brandon Cody @Brandoncody · Who has a gym! That i can use I will give u free coaching, or what ever you want. Please help me help you! #copewithfitness #jeffcwf #nashville #sandiego #losangelas

I like that he called his dick "husband sized." That's...true.

The man can't even spell "Los Angeles".

I nominate "gammer" being added to the DL lexicon.

It's amazing that Brandon has contributed both "PROSTATUTE!" and "gammer" to the DL lexicon!

The Lexicon of Love!

[quote] I will give u free coaching, or what ever you want.

So he'd bottom for someone just to use their gym?

That's exactly what it means, R461!

His command of the English language is rivaled only by Miss Brendad Ickson's. They should collab on MILF pron while sheltering from the virious epicademic!

R463.

Did Sean Cody name "Brandon" after Brendad? .. How insightful of him!

And doesn't she need a houseboy? That would be a good fit. She could introduce him to the glitterati, or at least a few eldergays in her crowd.

The only way swallowing his dick is going to make someone spit up blood is if he coats it in Ebola.

Does he realize there's not much call for a dumb aging whore?

R467 And that he's blown his best window to make money already. Tick tock.

Nah, it's not too late R468. He could still make a ton of money dick dancing, stripping or bartending even, if he weren't such a mess in the head.

Jeff started as a bartender a TRIBE Nashville's biggest gay bar. He was being kept by the owner. Back when he was pretty.

Love him, but he should not go to college... what a waste of time and money. He should learn a manual labor skill.

MANual labor skill.

R471 Maybe construction would suit him.

This kind of makes me feel sorry for him. I don't recall ever feeling sorry for a "celebrity" before. He's probably damaged in some way but, then again, I tend to think that the vast majority of people who turn to porn do so because of their damage. I admire him for wanting to go to college but perhaps a cheap community college should be his choice or maybe a trade school. I'm glad I'm a nobody. It has to be easier to be a nobody when that is all you ever have been. How do you cope with being a nobody when you used to be a somebody?

If he is "bisexual," why doesn't he do man/man videos?

Gay men are his entire audience.

HE is the one not producing the content to get and keep subscribers.

Losng all my mass and selling my ASS

R475 Buysexual, more like

He has ANOTHER fucking email account? For the SAME thing???

[quote]Hey if your lookin for home workouts come sign up for half off a 3 month subscription to COPE WITH FITNESS just book your free consultation! And IF YOU HAVE A HOME GYM PLEASE EMAIL ME AT COACHCOPECWF@GMAIL.COM PLEASE! #copewithfitness #cope #jeffcope #homegym #lasvegas #cornafitness #needagym #helpmehelpyou

[quote] Jeff start as a bartender a TRIBE Nashville's biggest gay bar.

I think he's said that he started at Burger King where he worked four years.

[quote]I think he's said that he started at Burger King where he worked four years.

Did he graduate from Hamburger U. ?

[quote]I think he's said that he started at Burger King where he worked four years.

He should never have left.

What happened to Jeff's half-brother, whom he said last year was a trainer at his company, Cope with Fitness?

Think he works at a gay bar, too. Maybe the same one.

Oh...I see he's got a Finsta with an Onlyfans now...

r483 The wrong brother went into porn! Brandon is cute/hot but his brother is better!

Yea he's nice

Have they done JO videos together? That might drum up some business.

I'm not even sure they talk much.

r487 This is why God made the Peters twins, haha.

[quote] I'm not even sure they talk much.

Did they fall out? A couple of years ago, he indicated the brother was living with him in San Diego.

I thought his brother was with him in Vegas?

His brother still lives in Nashville. Jeff up and moved to California with seemingly little notice.

Links to the brother's SM, OF and other pics?

R493 The link to his OF is in at the top of his IG page. Looks like he goes by his middle name now, "Andrew", as well as using "Cope". But past references were to "Tyler" or "Ty" and a different surname.

Thank you!

DAMN! He's much better looking than Jeff!

He and Jeff do not follow each other.

He looks as gay as Jeff here.

[quote]I'm not even sure they talk much.

That's because words with more than two syllables frighten them, R488.

That's his finsta. He has at leastfour different IG account. OF, Work (Bar), Work (Training) and a regular personal one.

Here's his training site site.

Twitter linking to his training and OF page.

Must get good tips at work .. (video)

pvt IG: thedrinkslingerguy

Have he and Brandon ever done a butt comparison?

All the Cope boys are hung like hamsters.

They had a falling out because Andrew wasn't willing to bottom for him.

Will Tyler/Andrew bottom for anyone else, though, or is he just a tease?

R506 He just needs someone to treat him right and make it good for him (thick wad of cash).

Slap it!

Brandon is going Mad..Mad.. MAD!

Apparently he does not "get" the at HOME part of shelter at home.

Good grief! Has he no imagination? Jack LaLanne used to teach people how to work out at home with a simple chair! And many hot guys have put-up home workout videos sans equipment. Look at this cutie.

Over half million views.

Has Sam had sex with many, many men on camera?

R513 Probably not .. lol! .. But if TRAINER Jeff had some imagination, he'd produce quarantine workout videos like Sam and Richard for his webcam channel and wear a jock strap or even au natural.

The fact that Jeff actually has some (however small) degree of celebrity among gays should work in his favor, but he's not bright enough to harness it. Look at Remy. His appeal is likely far narrower than Jeff's, yet he easily pulled in over a thousand followers to his $12/mo Onlyfans in less than a day because he knew how to use his infamy and tease his, uh, talents. He created an OF on his own schedule, not anyone else's. People are intrigued by him and they want to fuck him. Jeff is still hot, but he has been flailing and looking desperate for years at this point. Unattractive.

At his height of fame, Brandon was the most popular gay porn star of his time, right?

Who rivaled him at the time? Landon Conrad? Ryan Rose? Derek Parker?

Certainly no other SC or CF porn model came close.

And yet Jeff could not springboard that incredible success to continued riches. And, no, he's not getting a degree or anything like that. He is grifting gay men as always, just barely scraping by.

Jeff is stupid and arrogant, and insulting to his fans!

Jeff we have a lot in common. I can help you rebrand. PM me mate.

Jeff wants you to know he is not a indoor fruit. He is ripe for the picking.

Jeff is a Trumpster?

Jeff votes?

It is a stretch to think that Jeff has the wherewithal to register to vote, much less show up on election day. He is definitely part of the majority of Americans that do not vote.

Also, this guy only thinks about himself or things related to himself. Politics are not part of the deal.

Jeff can read?

He's getting that flyaway balding hair like DL Fave, Stephen Dorff.

[quote]Hey anyone wanting to sign up for online training come book your free consultation click the link in my bio in the mean time I’ll be singing in the breeze of a 80 degree day going anywhere BUT HOME! Lmao got all you crazies out there this ones for you :) #copewithfitness #cornaliving

Wow, people are really trashing him!

Driving around Las Vegas without a care in the world, making fun of the gay crazies out there. But still wanting their $$ to support his free ride.

Oh look, he must have seen our interest in his brother last week, as he's doing some kind of 20% off promo related to him. .. Is Tyler-Andrew in on this or even know?

Anyway, I guess this proves he can sort of read.

He drives a right hand drive car in the US? Is that common?

Andrew-Tyler also promoted it on his Instagram.

Gotta love Brandon's warning: "HURRY BEFORE IT RUNS OUT OF TIME"

tru bro sex cumming up? brah

R527 Yes, the brother has a discount promotion, but is he cross-promoting Jeff's?

R520 dint thunk veted fer Killary. haha homos

[quote] He drives a right hand drive car in the US? Is that common?

No that's not common. He later followed up with another IG post and pic saying, "Trade da top back Camero for the topless wrangler," showing himself in red Jeep Wrangler. (Yes, he misspelled "Camaro" .. lol!)

My guess is he goes to car dealerships and asks to test drive cars. It would be just like a Vegas dealership to have something *flashy* like an imported, right-hand drive, convertible Camaro on its lot.

And somehow insurance paid for both cars? Jeff is living that sweet grifter life! He does pretty well for someone who offers so little in return.

Car dealers are "essential businesses" in Las Vegas?

Hazmat teams wipe down the dozens of cars being test-driven all day in Vegas?

R533 If a dealership also services-repairs cars, they are more than likely open, since auto repair has been classified as "essential" in Nevada. Same in California, and the dealership that I take my car to in SoCal is open and promoting a whole list of things that they've implemented in order to prevent the spread of COVID, and yes, they say that they are doing all kinds of sanitizing and ongoing cleaning. If desired, they say they'll even deliver cars to you in order to test drive at your home or work.

R531 Dimwit just reversed the photo.

"Andrew" is SO much hotter than Jeff!!!!!

Andrew's really spicing things up. Does he present hole at his Only Fans?

Bringing it all full circle, Jeff is back to asking for help with his studies. He can't apply for faffsa because he's 6 grand in the hole. But you'll help with that, right? You'll help him overcome the sabbatage?

Believe it or not he got an A- in English, and made the honor roll!

Even if he didn't make enough to file taxes last year, he should be eligible for the virus stimulus check. But since he moved, he might have to tell the government how to find him.

[quote]Believe it or not he got an A- in English, and made the honor roll!

Where? Trump University?

Grand Canyon University. Earn your degree by throwing money in a pit.

Brother flashing ass...

Sean Cody is using Brandon bottoming as its advertising on other porn sites.

Sean Cody is using Brandon bottoming as its advertising on other porn sites.

After passing by this thread and not really being interested, I watched Brandon's porn and I have to say...he's the most smug porn actor I've ever seen.

The brother seems more creative during these times of being furloughed due to COVID. He's promoting fantasies with Nurse Ty dressed in medical gear.

AndrewTyler is so much better looking than JeffBrandon.

I wonder if Jeff is jealous of his bro.

AndrewTyler is insanely hot!

TOTALLY WORTH IT! And no misspellings!

[quote]Quarantine special going on right now 50% off subscription ONLY $4 CLICK LINK MY BIO

I think he already went to college.

Usually I can suspend my disbelief when it comes to the white trashiness of your average porn star but Jeff and his lot lizard brother make it very tough to do that. They are both so oily!

R550 What does brother show at Only Fans?

For only $4, you get the SAME photos Andrew has on his Instagram, with a few more ass shots. No cock whatsoever.

Bonus Aaron Schock-level ass photo.

The 14 videos are also cock-free, just some ass shots.

Shaking ass video has no cock.

It was only $4 (which I'm NOT recurring) but what a waste.

Just like JeffBrandon. Grifter.

In a bonus video, Andrew tears open his briefs and goes all Aaron Schock for his fans:

He's waiting for you!

Oh, that's his jock strap. I thought it was ripped briefs, sorry.

"The gays will pay to see this!"

His cock appears to be Brandon-sized.

Tiny meat runs in the family.

Andrew on his OnlyFans:

[quote]Hey love do me a favor go and LIKE all of my photo’s. In return I will send you a special picture for you DM me “DONE” when do it.

That bottle of pills on the desk. What's Brandon's prescription for?

Considering that they are spilled all over the desk, I'm going to go with some kind of opioid.

Considering that they are spilled all over the desk, I'm going to go with some kind of opioid.

Brandon dyes his beard.

r567 If they're for penis enlargement, he needs to ask for a refund.

AndrewTyler has exposed himself to be as illiterate as BrandonJeff:

[quote]Hey Good afternoon! How are you? Heres a little appreciate for being my fan

Does leaving the price tag in his lace panties imply he's for sale?

Andrew has an extra $5 9-second stroke & cum video for sale on top of his OnlyFans monthly price.

^^^ Is that $1 per inch?

I think that's his credit card slot.

He's currently studying Fingering 101, but apparently, he doesn't have the requisite equipment fee to enroll in Ohmibod Basics 1.

Exactly what is brother referring to?

I'm sure someone was enough of a sucker to find out.

^^ We've all been waiting for him to wear a black lace thong.

Lucky bitches.

Andrew/Tyler has been back to work at the GAY BAR so he's been too busy for his OnlyFans.

In order to make up for that, he FINALLY posted his cock.

Looks nice!

I accept your thanks!

Joining imgur? No thank you.

Andrew is working at TRIBE tonight in the Lounge!

Go check him out!

Jeff worked at Tribe for years too,

R582 is it 5.5 inches of limpness like his bro's?

Brandon needs more funds to go to college in the Fall!!!!!

HELP!!!!!!

He should determine the volume of his hole and calculate what length, width, and depth of the cock it can take, with expansion and increases in measurement over time.

Jeffie needs to watch his GLOW. Like his teeth.

At least he spelled "pathetic" correctly.

Did he really send that racist tweet?

That one guy is trolling him relentlessly now.

If so, another reason to be done with him.

What racist tweet?

R592 Something supposedly sent from his phone. And the image of it is now being attached to replies in his twitter feed. One of the threads that this appears in is the one from him about a week ago where he's begging for someone to let him use their Netfilx. (At link.) Someone has also raised the Confederate flag issue that was already mentioned here months ago in R26 and R27, etc.

You didn't know how to directly link to this pic?

DRAGGED!!!!!

R594 Yes, I know how to directly link to pics. I do it all the time. But I preferred to not put up that pic with that word, so I gave the link to the entire thread instead, where both it as well as the responses to it are.

Twitter blocked racist whore's account yesterday but Jeffrina is up today.

So he goes and gets himself cancelled, and now Sean Cody and MEN are using him in their ads as a BOTTOM .. lol!

Let us kno when he's finely garaduated from collage into obscurrity.