If there was an app that let you build your perfect man, what would he come out looking like?

Hot guy but the man panties are a huge turnoff.

R1 Hah! I was thinking exactly the same thing.

Why some gays like for men to wear fem clothes?

Omfg who cares about his underwear?!

Couldn't you have found someone in masculine underwear? Boxers? Boxer-briefs? Even naked?

Wanna know what is scary about this site? How much immaturity there is coming from men in their 50s and older.

It’s underwear. A piece of clothing. They come off. It’s not that serious.

As for the actual topic, my guy would look like this dude, but I like super vanilla. Also, he would be conservative, Christian and kind to people.

Are these underwear better for you old crybaby cunts?

Like him:

R8 is all about the ass. What about his face? Personality? Do they not matter? Will he have 10 fingers and 10 toes?? Or is is just about the ass?

Fine, here’s the rest of him:

R10 likes his ethnic boys too

this

^^ Is he sufficiently white enough for you, R11?

This. Tall tall tall. Thick. Round ass. Thick thighs.

This is fun, OP. Thanks.

My guy would look like Dusty Lachowicz. Very tall, manageable body hair 😂

Personality: basically he’d be a very nice Mormon boy but with contemporary values and self-awareness. Agnostic re religion.

I’m INFP so he’d be ENFJ, or the ESFJ. Kind to everyone (including, especially, those who are weaker and can do nothing for him), very friendly. Halo effect. Everyone would love him. Outgoing leader but he’d save his most personal stuff for me.

Very passionate about protecting animals. Ⓥ👍💕 It guides his life. Strong empath, and others’ suffering motivates him to help (cf. despairing in the face of overwhelming odds like I sometimes do).

Knowledge: well-rounded Ivy League type (like me, but better).

Democratic, would vote whomever wins the nomination.

Mine would be Joel Embiid. He is breathtakingly handsome. 7 feet tall, proportionally perfect.

I'm not sure if there are pics/vids of a guy that correlates to my description, but if there is a gay physique model who matches this description, notify me please;

Tall, golden skin tone, beautiful colored eyes, full lips, slim nose, muscular proportionate body that is lightly hairy, round bubble butt, nice thighs, succulent uncut cock. Top if off with a chill and relaxed personality but is health-conscious and does not smoke, drink, or do drugs.

This guy is a great package deal.

Great, with the underwear on his head!

Very elegant and muscular with piercing eyes.

Covered but very handsome and appealing.

R20 is handsome, but the tattoos ruin everything especially a tattoo written in a different language to which I bet he has no connection.

R20 is perfect

Oh and NO tattoos

....

So, you'd build a porn star. How original...

R26 he’s not a porn star.

I think most have steroid looking bodies and ugly faces.

R27 That's a lot of str8 guys hehe

this italian stallion

Vanilla, Christian and conservative R6? You want him to fuck you then beat the sbit out of you, is that the fantasy?

Or are we talking more subtle kink? Attending conversion therapy camp together? Purity rings? Prayer circles with the Pences?

Rob Lowe in Youngblood

I think r6 is a woman.

I do have a variety of tastes but I must admit to loving this guy's body and face - though I'd have him grow out the chest hair.

Like this

or...

He looks a little like this... made a bit older, maybe a little less lean.... he's laid back, kind, affectionate, self assured, reliable and warm.

Hard to answer. But I would marry this.

But I would fuck THIS.

Slim, smooth, soft, pretty and somewhat effeminate. I dont like men with too many muscles. A bit androgynous is good! (Or maybe more than a bit actually). Any colour from road reflector white to coffee. Tall a plus but not vital. Needs to be extremely affectionate, delicate and gentle, loves cuddles. Kind, but also rational and takes no shit. At least moderately smart, has a job of some sort, I really dont give a shit about his social status or wealth or any of that providing he can get by without help. Definitely a non smoker/ drinker / drug user, and health-conscious without being crazy fanatical. Not tattooed, the guy in R39 s pic need not apply. Centrist or maybe a bit left or right leaning but not too far either way.

An interest in old classic cars, especially old American iron would be a bonus, but improbable in the kind of guy I like. But you never know, perhaps there is a queeny fem twink out there driving a hopped up old TransAm, Camaro, pickup truck or some big old land yacht

A blend of Ronan Farrow, Anderson Cooper, Timothee Chamalet (did I spell that good?), Shawn Mendes (but less butch), Troye Sivan and Zack MacLeod Pinsent (as per this thread below )

Of all the guys posted in this thread, R10 comes closest for me but hes a bit masc

Good thread OP, this is fun

[quote] Shawn Mendes (but less butch)

LOL, R40.

Another of my dream man

And another

Sam Hunt <3

I don't care for this guy, but my BF looks a lot like him (except no tattoos or bleached hair). Short and curvy and very sweet and affectionate.

R45 Does your boyfriend have that ass, too?

R46, Pretty much so. His body is a wonderland. Spooning cannot be overrated when your curled up around that.

Jon Bon Jovi looks in 1985 but the family man he is now.

This. Done.

He would come out looking like this. Chris Messina.

This robot, Cha Eunwoo.

Always sweet, always polite, always smiling. Always polished, always humble.

Animal rights, vegan, Democrat.

Oh also: always clean and nicely scented. Smooth and soft everywhere.

Only 1? It's ridiculous!

Well, light blue eyes, brunette, perhaps Sean O'Pry and Alain Delone mix. Fit but not steroid. With relevant dry sense of humor and Phd.

Of the top of my head maybe a youngish Rod Taylor.

Provided he were Christian, intelligent, compassionate, honest, loyal, steadfast and sweetly affectionate, I could love him the rest of my life. We'd be deeply devoted and keep each other laughing.

r56 wants a Christian?

R30 Is that Tony Soprano? He is my ideal body type. Chunky manly.

Most of you have awful taste.

OP's is hot.

I would build this guy. A real man, not some pretty boy in girl's panties.

I like Fratmen Ricky but I don’t know how to post pictures.

r61 him?

What is it with the Christian love here? You want someone who hates himself for being gay, and hates you even more?

Yeah, really perfect.

Marlon would do nicely, thx

r63 some of us are Christians

So we are noticing, r65. Are you also gay men?

I am a gay man, yes.

[quote]Christian, intelligent, compassionate, honest...

Those are mutually exclusive. Remove Christian and you might have a chance.

Thanks r15 I googled the guy he's indeed the perfect man . Nice promising package too.

How could you have fun with that guy in the sack? He'd be spending all the time trying to look at himself in the mirror.

Him:

Got a thing for big bushy-browed bitches! :D Ideally someone who looks like Monty Clift.

Monty Clift was beautiful

Or a Richard Chamberlain type.

I might be the only one on this site, maybe even the world lol but I'm not a fan of big full lips at all. I prefer a thinner top lip with a Cupid's Bow. Lee Pace to illustrate:

He'd look like me except enhanced just little everywhere.

I prefer thin lips, too. I don't think of them as thin, just normal.

r69, that whatever-you-call-it Dusty Lachowicz is wearing would be so nice if it didn't say PUMP! in that huge font. They could have created IDK a three-stripe logo design and have that go around the waistband. When did we gays become the tackiest people on earth?

^You're not the only one. Pencil-thin lips are quite alluring to me.

r77 normal? So naturally thick lips are not normal???

Colin Farrell at whatever age he was before his first pussy fuck.

Mine would be like this guy:

R8 and R45 speak my language!

Younghoon.

Not too urban looking? Does that mean not too black?

I’m saving this fabulous thread for later...

I think it means "hard-looking", R86.

Always, Jon Hamm.

A young Benjamin Mckenzie. I've had a crush on him since middle school.

Chris Evans

When I first saw this thread earlier, I was like, oh cool. This’ll be FUN! And then I avoided it. I avoided DL altogether because I didn’t want to read the answers others gave, and I didn’t know that this was causing me anxiety or why. It’s so weird. But I think the question touched me in a way that no other questions here, on DL, have, in quite a while. And it finally dawned on me, why I became anxious. It’s because for me, now, as who I am at this time, and at this moment, it’s the wrong question in that, it’s asking for me or whomever is reading and perhaps, answering it, to make the perfect mate for them, when maybe, an imperfect mate has already been made. Does that make sense?

I don’t want to fathom someone and “make” him. I am into learning about someone. Their interests, their likes, and dislikes. What they think about whatever, and how THEY are, not who I want them to be, or wish they were.

Thank Goodness there isn’t an app for “that”. People are worthy as who they presently are, and looks have so little to do with it, btw.

I’m no where near perfect, and I don’t want anyone who is, either.

Is that the answer you'll be giving the judges when you're competing for Miss America, R92?

Tom Everett Scott

Balthazar Getty

ME, assholes!

Someone tall - incredibly charismatic, open to debate without getting crazy - blue-eyed, kind, big arms, firm chest and an a$$ you could rest a drink on at a cocktail party. Big thighs and feet.

The one I've got: looked good in his uniform, looks good in jeans, looks good in a tux, looks good with nothing on at all.

And trusts my taste in clothes - I buy all of his - which is like gilding the lily.

ummmm I will think of this