I feel so dirty and just keep replaying the scene in my mind. We were on the train and he grabbed my ass. I turned around expecting to see a lecherous construction worker (hoping he was cute) but instead he stood there grabbing his dick looking at me like Corky from life goes on. It was truly one of the most disturbing experiences of my life. Has this sort of thing ever happened to you? Hopefully after I finish this bottle of wine I'll forget about it.
Groped by a Retard
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 9, 2019 5:35 PM |
Yuck.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 1, 2019 3:09 AM |
[quote]Has this sort of thing ever happened to you?
Yes, usually by a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 1, 2019 3:10 AM |
Was his name Alam?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 1, 2019 3:11 AM |
That’s hot. I’ve actually fantasized about having sex with a retard. I want to give them an experience they may never have again. Kind of like the girl that fucked Forest Gump. Except I want an even more retarded one than Forest Gump.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 1, 2019 3:13 AM |
Savor the moment whore.....
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 1, 2019 3:13 AM |
From what I heard, Downs Symdrome people are very horny.
I once had my ass slapped by one of them at a supermarket when I was looking at a shelf. But it wasn't a sexual thing - more like a "get out of the way" thing. But it was a bit upsetting because it was undignifying. He was a teenager and I think I was in my early 20s.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 1, 2019 3:13 AM |
Dat's da suck job!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 1, 2019 3:13 AM |
Is this the sequel to Touched By a Hobo?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 1, 2019 3:16 AM |
OP Life Goes On, honey
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 1, 2019 3:19 AM |
That's one of the best DL stories ever, R7.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 1, 2019 3:21 AM |
[quote] It was truly one of the most disturbing experiences of my life.
Sounds like you've had it tough, my dear.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 1, 2019 3:22 AM |
You should have told him, "Fank you".
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 1, 2019 3:24 AM |
OP Tell me about it, Corky was up in my vagina any chance he got
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 1, 2019 3:25 AM |
Did he hand you a note that read "I am sofa king we todd did"?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 1, 2019 3:32 AM |
Guess he was taking a chance on some likely action.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 1, 2019 3:38 AM |
Della Reese’s worst tv show
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 1, 2019 3:43 AM |
Judy was one of the most talented singers ever. She also had a lot of pain and struggle throughout her life. Despite that, she had a good heart, which is hard to encounter in Hollywood. At a time when gay people were oppressed beyond belief, they identified with her struggles and she theirs.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 1, 2019 3:49 AM |
"Groped By A Retard" is an excellent title for a Country and Western song.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 1, 2019 3:51 AM |
R17, did you drunkenly stumble into the wrong thread?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 1, 2019 3:55 AM |
I'm a retard, R19.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 1, 2019 3:56 AM |
If it's bad luck to have a retard in the house, it's probably worse to be groped by one in public.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 1, 2019 3:59 AM |
10/10 EST
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 1, 2019 4:04 AM |
It sounds more chic in French: "Tâté par un retard"
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 1, 2019 4:05 AM |
I cannot stop singing More Than A Feeling, with the new lyrics, Groped by a Retard..
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 1, 2019 7:42 AM |
I want Corky inside me. I want to see his face as he shoots his load in my ass.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 1, 2019 2:48 PM |
I found him cruising the mall restroom. He could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 1, 2019 3:15 PM |
Stop touching yourself in public, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 1, 2019 3:46 PM |
That’s a shame. ™
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 1, 2019 3:52 PM |
Amanda: "Why are you turning out the lights, Corky?"
Corky: "Womance!"
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 1, 2019 3:54 PM |
Every time a mongoloid gropes a man, an angel gets its wings!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 1, 2019 3:55 PM |
I want to lick every inch of that furry chest 😋
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 1, 2019 4:01 PM |
I have had two mentally disabled fuckbuds at two different times in my life in two different countries. Both were good fucks, super horny, big cocks, and very pleasant and joyful about it. They didn't manhandle me on public transport, however. That's fucked up.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 1, 2019 4:22 PM |
[quote]Hopefully after I finish this bottle of wine I'll forget about it.
Yes, you will, OP. Maybe break up an old chair for firewood, too. But the trauma will return again and again. If you don't get help now, you'll be a hopeless alcoholic with no furniture in no time.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 1, 2019 4:30 PM |
I’d totally fuck the retard from Breaking Bad.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 1, 2019 4:32 PM |
I had one for a little while that thankfully didnt really look retarded,just sorta asian though he wasnt hung like one. he had a short but very fat dick,like a damn fireplug.He used to come over and ring my apt door intercom and I can still hear his voice "This is Martin,I want to fuck,thank you" Id ring him up,he'd come in,get naked immediately,Id suck him for a minute though he was always rock hard when he stripped,then he'd roll me over,climb on,and happily pump away. Sadly he never lasted more than 5 minutes or so,but it was always fun.Last I heard of him he actually got married.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 1, 2019 5:14 PM |
You know,I re-read my story at R36 and I thought about how many "different" people I slept with over my life,and I realized I truly did not discriminate ! I slept with 2 guys that were missing a leg,3 that were missing an arm,a cerebral palsy sufferer that had a HUGE dick,a guy who had been burned over 90% of his body when he was a kid (his skin was rather funky but again,big old dick) ,not one but TWO blind guys,a guy who suffered from alopecia (amazing body with not one hair on it,before shaving was a thing) 2 deaf guys that were lovers,both adorable but I gotta be honest,the sounds they made were off putting. More than anything I realize what a big old whore I was !!! And would kill to be again .
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 1, 2019 5:27 PM |
Look at Mother Teresa up in here fucking all the unfuckables!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 1, 2019 5:45 PM |
R37 - I’m 46 so I’ve got a few more fuck years (with viagra.) you have inspired me to go fuck some special needs men this week. I’m actually gonna add to my profile “special needs men welcome.” It’s kinda hot! And the more fucked up, the better. (Missing limbs, blind,deaf, dumb, mentally retarded, etc.)
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 1, 2019 5:55 PM |
Hawt
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 1, 2019 5:59 PM |
Did you knock the MAGA hat off of his head OP?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 1, 2019 6:04 PM |
Velcome to my vorld.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 1, 2019 6:05 PM |
OP, hunny, this will scar you for the rest of your life. As time passes your memories of this will become even more vivid and eventually you will hardly get more than 2 hours sleep at night. YOU will lose your appetite and dwindle down from 400 lbs., to 280. YOU will avoid using mass transit for the rest of your life. You will be unable to work and become destitute. No one will want to be around you because eventually you will smell bad.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 1, 2019 6:09 PM |
R7 and R10. Anyone have a link to the original thread for dats da suck job? Looked. Can’t find.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 1, 2019 6:28 PM |
Not the original thread R44 but an explanation of the meme.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 1, 2019 6:45 PM |
I’m currently turning this into a mini-series as a spinoff to Touched By An Angel.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 1, 2019 6:48 PM |
So you're a stump fucker, are ya r39?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 1, 2019 6:52 PM |
Thx r45. Thank you
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 1, 2019 6:53 PM |
Until I read through the thread, I thought perhaps OP had bumped into an ex of mine. I was going to tell him, he wasn't 'retarded', just refused to accept that things were over, being told to leave me alone, to let me move on with someone new, to "Fuck off!", etc. My mistake. OP meant an actual retarded individual and not just someone acting emotionally retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 1, 2019 7:07 PM |
[quote] "Groped By A Retard" is an excellent title for a Country and Western song.
Or it could be a title for a weekly TV show starring Roma Downey!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 1, 2019 7:09 PM |
I choked on my coffee, OP, and thanks, R8, for finishing me off.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 1, 2019 7:12 PM |
Would it have killed you to fixded his cheeseburger OP?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 1, 2019 7:40 PM |
They hate to be called “retards.” Wouldn’t you? They have a “mental disability.”
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 1, 2019 7:45 PM |
R37, you're an equal opportunity whore, darlin'.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 1, 2019 7:48 PM |
[quote] They hate to be called “retards.” Wouldn’t you? They have a “mental disability.”
I prefer "mongoloid."
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 1, 2019 7:52 PM |
I look like an expensive lawsuit, so people just wouldn't dare.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 1, 2019 7:54 PM |
R37 That's not how you get a Humanitarian Award.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 1, 2019 8:04 PM |
I’m horrible - but I found the thread title funny enough to LoL when I read it. Not sure why it strikes me as funny when the n word does not. Maybe because I grew up with it being commonplace. Maybe the fact that the word retarded technically means slow to develop.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 1, 2019 9:45 PM |
Some guys have all the luck.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 1, 2019 9:51 PM |
Yeah R57,I bet that poor cerebral palsy guy would disagree with you when I rode that big old dick like a sit-n-spin ! He was VERY grateful !
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 2, 2019 12:07 AM |
Torn between two retards, feeling like a fool
Loving both of you is breaking all the rules
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 2, 2019 9:55 PM |
I saw the retard today on my way to work. He was lurking at the 711 by the train station. He was drinking a coke trying to look all innocent but we made eye contact and he flashed me a sinister smile. I felt a chill in my soul.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 2, 2019 10:03 PM |
I think you make a cute couple, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 2, 2019 10:05 PM |
Yes they do R63,but wich one looks retarded ?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 2, 2019 10:11 PM |
OP this is so romantic! I hope you keep us posted as your love story continues to blossom.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 2, 2019 10:34 PM |
I think OP is a retard as well, and is not admitting it.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 2, 2019 10:44 PM |
Honestly I’m like a magnet for the troubled and the broken because I make eye contact with strangers and am polite. I had a retarded neighbor a few years back who kept inviting me up to his place. In my current building a recovering junkie is always hitting on me.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 2, 2019 11:33 PM |
R67 Some people seem to have all the luck.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 2, 2019 11:42 PM |
Maybe he feels sorry for you and has lowered his standards so you won’t feel so lonely.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 3, 2019 12:41 AM |
An acquaintance of mine quit his job at Goldman as he ‘had enough money”. He then picked up a young boyfriend, a house on Hawaii, and a coke habit.
All that’s gone, now. He moved back to NYC. He met a mentally disabled guy in some park and had sex with him. The guy told and my acquaintance went to jail for statutory rape.
He’s out now, I understand.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 3, 2019 1:04 AM |
[quote] OP: Groped by a Retard
Oh, look, another Trump thread.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 3, 2019 1:18 AM |
[quote]He used to come over and ring my apt door intercom and I can still hear his voice "This is Martin,I want to fuck,thank you"
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. What would stop him from doing it when you have company over, though?
And how exactly did you and Martin start making this a routine?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 3, 2019 4:35 AM |
There was a young man who lived down the street from me. When I moved here, I saw him standing shirtless in his front yard. He was beautiful. Face, Hair, Body... all perfect. I drove by a few days later and he was outside his house again. I slowed down to admire him. It was then I saw that he yelling hello and waving to every car that passed by.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 3, 2019 9:07 AM |
All these hot retard anecdotes are eerily reminiscent of the Charlize Theron plotline on Arrested Development.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 3, 2019 11:21 AM |
Yes, I was felt up in a thrift store by a guy who was slow, I don’t know about retarded, but definitely slow. I was looking at something on a shelf, when he walked up to me and told me he liked my shoes. I said thanks, then he asked if he could have them, I said no, he asked why, I explained I was wearing them, he asked me if I would save them for him for later....this went on for about five minutes, I was humoring him. All of sudden his eyes got real big and he said “you’re hairy!” and reached down my shirt, rubbing my chest. I grabbed his hand, pushed him off and asked him go away. He left me alone after that, but he was waiting outside the store when I came out. He called out, “hey don’t forget to save your shoes for me!”
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 3, 2019 12:21 PM |
There was a very tall and thin guy who lived near me, when I grew up. He would stand on the corner and wave at cars that went by. If you waved back, he would get this horrendous look of shame on his face, blushing, and he would step back into the trees that surrounded his house.
I always think of the dashed hopes that parents always have for children after they are born, when they come to learn their child won’t be able to life an idealized life. My niece was normal at birth through age one, then developed a seizure disorder that turned her effectively into a vegetable, and then killed her at age ten in 2005. It practically killed her parents and still makes me nauseous to think about it.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 3, 2019 2:10 PM |
I told you before I'm not retarded
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 3, 2019 2:53 PM |
In high school I once walked into the locker room and saw a mentally challenged guy just wandering around stark naked. It stuck out because (a) normal guys in my gym class never did that, and (b) he was massively hung. I always felt weird for thinking it was sorta hot. He was completely uninhibited.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 3, 2019 3:01 PM |
R72 I met him while working at a convenience store in the neighborhood. The every first time I laid eyes on him I was riveted by his massive bulge so I started flirting before I caught on he was "special" . But since he seemed interested,and I was a cock pig I invited him over one night and it went from there.He always used to call before he came over,so I made sure I was alone when he did stop by. One time though a friend was over when he did it and thought it was hilarious! I do have to stress he didnt really look retarded,you wouldnt have known till he spoke. We fucked a few dozen times till I moved from that area.Always good for a quickie,Ole Martin!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 3, 2019 4:21 PM |
Well, this thread didn’t disappoint.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 3, 2019 7:40 PM |
r79 Did his cum taste any differently from the name brand?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 4, 2019 3:19 AM |
One of my neighbors was drunk and told a retarded man that he would give him $20 for a blowjob. When my neighbor didn't pay, he went to the police to try and get his $20.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 5, 2019 7:34 AM |
R82 Mon Dieu! Monsieur Retarde, Ne pas sucer le pénis avant de recevoir l'argent!!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 9, 2019 2:59 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 9, 2019 4:42 PM |
I attract madmen and small animals.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 9, 2019 5:35 PM |