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Groped by a Retard

I feel so dirty and just keep replaying the scene in my mind. We were on the train and he grabbed my ass. I turned around expecting to see a lecherous construction worker (hoping he was cute) but instead he stood there grabbing his dick looking at me like Corky from life goes on. It was truly one of the most disturbing experiences of my life. Has this sort of thing ever happened to you? Hopefully after I finish this bottle of wine I'll forget about it.

by Anonymousreply 85October 9, 2019 5:35 PM

Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 1October 1, 2019 3:09 AM

[quote]Has this sort of thing ever happened to you?

Yes, usually by a woman.

by Anonymousreply 2October 1, 2019 3:10 AM

Was his name Alam?

by Anonymousreply 3October 1, 2019 3:11 AM

That’s hot. I’ve actually fantasized about having sex with a retard. I want to give them an experience they may never have again. Kind of like the girl that fucked Forest Gump. Except I want an even more retarded one than Forest Gump.

by Anonymousreply 4October 1, 2019 3:13 AM

Savor the moment whore.....

by Anonymousreply 5October 1, 2019 3:13 AM

From what I heard, Downs Symdrome people are very horny.

I once had my ass slapped by one of them at a supermarket when I was looking at a shelf. But it wasn't a sexual thing - more like a "get out of the way" thing. But it was a bit upsetting because it was undignifying. He was a teenager and I think I was in my early 20s.

by Anonymousreply 6October 1, 2019 3:13 AM

Dat's da suck job!

by Anonymousreply 7October 1, 2019 3:13 AM

Is this the sequel to Touched By a Hobo?

by Anonymousreply 8October 1, 2019 3:16 AM

OP Life Goes On, honey

by Anonymousreply 9October 1, 2019 3:19 AM

That's one of the best DL stories ever, R7.

by Anonymousreply 10October 1, 2019 3:21 AM

[quote] It was truly one of the most disturbing experiences of my life.

Sounds like you've had it tough, my dear.

by Anonymousreply 11October 1, 2019 3:22 AM

You should have told him, "Fank you".

by Anonymousreply 12October 1, 2019 3:24 AM

OP Tell me about it, Corky was up in my vagina any chance he got

by Anonymousreply 13October 1, 2019 3:25 AM

Did he hand you a note that read "I am sofa king we todd did"?

by Anonymousreply 14October 1, 2019 3:32 AM

Guess he was taking a chance on some likely action.

by Anonymousreply 15October 1, 2019 3:38 AM

Della Reese’s worst tv show

by Anonymousreply 16October 1, 2019 3:43 AM

Judy was one of the most talented singers ever. She also had a lot of pain and struggle throughout her life. Despite that, she had a good heart, which is hard to encounter in Hollywood. At a time when gay people were oppressed beyond belief, they identified with her struggles and she theirs.

by Anonymousreply 17October 1, 2019 3:49 AM

"Groped By A Retard" is an excellent title for a Country and Western song.

by Anonymousreply 18October 1, 2019 3:51 AM

R17, did you drunkenly stumble into the wrong thread?

by Anonymousreply 19October 1, 2019 3:55 AM

I'm a retard, R19.

by Anonymousreply 20October 1, 2019 3:56 AM

If it's bad luck to have a retard in the house, it's probably worse to be groped by one in public.

by Anonymousreply 21October 1, 2019 3:59 AM

10/10 EST

by Anonymousreply 22October 1, 2019 4:04 AM

It sounds more chic in French: "Tâté par un retard"

by Anonymousreply 23October 1, 2019 4:05 AM

I cannot stop singing More Than A Feeling, with the new lyrics, Groped by a Retard..

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by Anonymousreply 24October 1, 2019 7:42 AM

I want Corky inside me. I want to see his face as he shoots his load in my ass.

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by Anonymousreply 25October 1, 2019 2:48 PM

I found him cruising the mall restroom. He could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!

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by Anonymousreply 26October 1, 2019 3:15 PM

Stop touching yourself in public, OP.

by Anonymousreply 27October 1, 2019 3:46 PM

That’s a shame. ™

by Anonymousreply 28October 1, 2019 3:52 PM

Amanda: "Why are you turning out the lights, Corky?"

Corky: "Womance!"

by Anonymousreply 29October 1, 2019 3:54 PM

Every time a mongoloid gropes a man, an angel gets its wings!

by Anonymousreply 30October 1, 2019 3:55 PM

I want to lick every inch of that furry chest 😋

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by Anonymousreply 31October 1, 2019 4:01 PM

He could “grope” me anytime!!

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by Anonymousreply 32October 1, 2019 4:20 PM

I have had two mentally disabled fuckbuds at two different times in my life in two different countries. Both were good fucks, super horny, big cocks, and very pleasant and joyful about it. They didn't manhandle me on public transport, however. That's fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 33October 1, 2019 4:22 PM

[quote]Hopefully after I finish this bottle of wine I'll forget about it.

Yes, you will, OP. Maybe break up an old chair for firewood, too. But the trauma will return again and again. If you don't get help now, you'll be a hopeless alcoholic with no furniture in no time.

by Anonymousreply 34October 1, 2019 4:30 PM

I’d totally fuck the retard from Breaking Bad.

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by Anonymousreply 35October 1, 2019 4:32 PM

I had one for a little while that thankfully didnt really look retarded,just sorta asian though he wasnt hung like one. he had a short but very fat dick,like a damn fireplug.He used to come over and ring my apt door intercom and I can still hear his voice "This is Martin,I want to fuck,thank you" Id ring him up,he'd come in,get naked immediately,Id suck him for a minute though he was always rock hard when he stripped,then he'd roll me over,climb on,and happily pump away. Sadly he never lasted more than 5 minutes or so,but it was always fun.Last I heard of him he actually got married.

by Anonymousreply 36October 1, 2019 5:14 PM

You know,I re-read my story at R36 and I thought about how many "different" people I slept with over my life,and I realized I truly did not discriminate ! I slept with 2 guys that were missing a leg,3 that were missing an arm,a cerebral palsy sufferer that had a HUGE dick,a guy who had been burned over 90% of his body when he was a kid (his skin was rather funky but again,big old dick) ,not one but TWO blind guys,a guy who suffered from alopecia (amazing body with not one hair on it,before shaving was a thing) 2 deaf guys that were lovers,both adorable but I gotta be honest,the sounds they made were off putting. More than anything I realize what a big old whore I was !!! And would kill to be again .

by Anonymousreply 37October 1, 2019 5:27 PM

Look at Mother Teresa up in here fucking all the unfuckables!

by Anonymousreply 38October 1, 2019 5:45 PM

R37 - I’m 46 so I’ve got a few more fuck years (with viagra.) you have inspired me to go fuck some special needs men this week. I’m actually gonna add to my profile “special needs men welcome.” It’s kinda hot! And the more fucked up, the better. (Missing limbs, blind,deaf, dumb, mentally retarded, etc.)

by Anonymousreply 39October 1, 2019 5:55 PM

Hawt

by Anonymousreply 40October 1, 2019 5:59 PM

Did you knock the MAGA hat off of his head OP?

by Anonymousreply 41October 1, 2019 6:04 PM

Velcome to my vorld.

by Anonymousreply 42October 1, 2019 6:05 PM

OP, hunny, this will scar you for the rest of your life. As time passes your memories of this will become even more vivid and eventually you will hardly get more than 2 hours sleep at night. YOU will lose your appetite and dwindle down from 400 lbs., to 280. YOU will avoid using mass transit for the rest of your life. You will be unable to work and become destitute. No one will want to be around you because eventually you will smell bad.

by Anonymousreply 43October 1, 2019 6:09 PM

R7 and R10. Anyone have a link to the original thread for dats da suck job? Looked. Can’t find.

by Anonymousreply 44October 1, 2019 6:28 PM

Not the original thread R44 but an explanation of the meme.

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by Anonymousreply 45October 1, 2019 6:45 PM

I’m currently turning this into a mini-series as a spinoff to Touched By An Angel.

by Anonymousreply 46October 1, 2019 6:48 PM

So you're a stump fucker, are ya r39?

by Anonymousreply 47October 1, 2019 6:52 PM

Thx r45. Thank you

by Anonymousreply 48October 1, 2019 6:53 PM

Until I read through the thread, I thought perhaps OP had bumped into an ex of mine. I was going to tell him, he wasn't 'retarded', just refused to accept that things were over, being told to leave me alone, to let me move on with someone new, to "Fuck off!", etc. My mistake. OP meant an actual retarded individual and not just someone acting emotionally retarded.

by Anonymousreply 49October 1, 2019 7:07 PM

[quote] "Groped By A Retard" is an excellent title for a Country and Western song.

Or it could be a title for a weekly TV show starring Roma Downey!

by Anonymousreply 50October 1, 2019 7:09 PM

I choked on my coffee, OP, and thanks, R8, for finishing me off.

by Anonymousreply 51October 1, 2019 7:12 PM

Would it have killed you to fixded his cheeseburger OP?

by Anonymousreply 52October 1, 2019 7:40 PM

They hate to be called “retards.” Wouldn’t you? They have a “mental disability.”

by Anonymousreply 53October 1, 2019 7:45 PM

R37, you're an equal opportunity whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 54October 1, 2019 7:48 PM

[quote] They hate to be called “retards.” Wouldn’t you? They have a “mental disability.”

I prefer "mongoloid."

by Anonymousreply 55October 1, 2019 7:52 PM

I look like an expensive lawsuit, so people just wouldn't dare.

by Anonymousreply 56October 1, 2019 7:54 PM

R37 That's not how you get a Humanitarian Award.

by Anonymousreply 57October 1, 2019 8:04 PM

I’m horrible - but I found the thread title funny enough to LoL when I read it. Not sure why it strikes me as funny when the n word does not. Maybe because I grew up with it being commonplace. Maybe the fact that the word retarded technically means slow to develop.

by Anonymousreply 58October 1, 2019 9:45 PM

Some guys have all the luck.

by Anonymousreply 59October 1, 2019 9:51 PM

Yeah R57,I bet that poor cerebral palsy guy would disagree with you when I rode that big old dick like a sit-n-spin ! He was VERY grateful !

by Anonymousreply 60October 2, 2019 12:07 AM

Torn between two retards, feeling like a fool

Loving both of you is breaking all the rules

by Anonymousreply 61October 2, 2019 9:55 PM

I saw the retard today on my way to work. He was lurking at the 711 by the train station. He was drinking a coke trying to look all innocent but we made eye contact and he flashed me a sinister smile. I felt a chill in my soul.

by Anonymousreply 62October 2, 2019 10:03 PM

I think you make a cute couple, OP.

by Anonymousreply 63October 2, 2019 10:05 PM

Yes they do R63,but wich one looks retarded ?

by Anonymousreply 64October 2, 2019 10:11 PM

OP this is so romantic! I hope you keep us posted as your love story continues to blossom.

by Anonymousreply 65October 2, 2019 10:34 PM

I think OP is a retard as well, and is not admitting it.

by Anonymousreply 66October 2, 2019 10:44 PM

Honestly I’m like a magnet for the troubled and the broken because I make eye contact with strangers and am polite. I had a retarded neighbor a few years back who kept inviting me up to his place. In my current building a recovering junkie is always hitting on me.

by Anonymousreply 67October 2, 2019 11:33 PM

R67 Some people seem to have all the luck.

by Anonymousreply 68October 2, 2019 11:42 PM

Maybe he feels sorry for you and has lowered his standards so you won’t feel so lonely.

by Anonymousreply 69October 3, 2019 12:41 AM

An acquaintance of mine quit his job at Goldman as he ‘had enough money”. He then picked up a young boyfriend, a house on Hawaii, and a coke habit.

All that’s gone, now. He moved back to NYC. He met a mentally disabled guy in some park and had sex with him. The guy told and my acquaintance went to jail for statutory rape.

He’s out now, I understand.

by Anonymousreply 70October 3, 2019 1:04 AM

[quote] OP: Groped by a Retard

Oh, look, another Trump thread.

by Anonymousreply 71October 3, 2019 1:18 AM

[quote]He used to come over and ring my apt door intercom and I can still hear his voice "This is Martin,I want to fuck,thank you"

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. What would stop him from doing it when you have company over, though?

And how exactly did you and Martin start making this a routine?

by Anonymousreply 72October 3, 2019 4:35 AM

There was a young man who lived down the street from me. When I moved here, I saw him standing shirtless in his front yard. He was beautiful. Face, Hair, Body... all perfect. I drove by a few days later and he was outside his house again. I slowed down to admire him. It was then I saw that he yelling hello and waving to every car that passed by.

by Anonymousreply 73October 3, 2019 9:07 AM

All these hot retard anecdotes are eerily reminiscent of the Charlize Theron plotline on Arrested Development.

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by Anonymousreply 74October 3, 2019 11:21 AM

Yes, I was felt up in a thrift store by a guy who was slow, I don’t know about retarded, but definitely slow. I was looking at something on a shelf, when he walked up to me and told me he liked my shoes. I said thanks, then he asked if he could have them, I said no, he asked why, I explained I was wearing them, he asked me if I would save them for him for later....this went on for about five minutes, I was humoring him. All of sudden his eyes got real big and he said “you’re hairy!” and reached down my shirt, rubbing my chest. I grabbed his hand, pushed him off and asked him go away. He left me alone after that, but he was waiting outside the store when I came out. He called out, “hey don’t forget to save your shoes for me!”

by Anonymousreply 75October 3, 2019 12:21 PM

There was a very tall and thin guy who lived near me, when I grew up. He would stand on the corner and wave at cars that went by. If you waved back, he would get this horrendous look of shame on his face, blushing, and he would step back into the trees that surrounded his house.

I always think of the dashed hopes that parents always have for children after they are born, when they come to learn their child won’t be able to life an idealized life. My niece was normal at birth through age one, then developed a seizure disorder that turned her effectively into a vegetable, and then killed her at age ten in 2005. It practically killed her parents and still makes me nauseous to think about it.

by Anonymousreply 76October 3, 2019 2:10 PM

I told you before I'm not retarded

by Anonymousreply 77October 3, 2019 2:53 PM

In high school I once walked into the locker room and saw a mentally challenged guy just wandering around stark naked. It stuck out because (a) normal guys in my gym class never did that, and (b) he was massively hung. I always felt weird for thinking it was sorta hot. He was completely uninhibited.

by Anonymousreply 78October 3, 2019 3:01 PM

R72 I met him while working at a convenience store in the neighborhood. The every first time I laid eyes on him I was riveted by his massive bulge so I started flirting before I caught on he was "special" . But since he seemed interested,and I was a cock pig I invited him over one night and it went from there.He always used to call before he came over,so I made sure I was alone when he did stop by. One time though a friend was over when he did it and thought it was hilarious! I do have to stress he didnt really look retarded,you wouldnt have known till he spoke. We fucked a few dozen times till I moved from that area.Always good for a quickie,Ole Martin!

by Anonymousreply 79October 3, 2019 4:21 PM

Well, this thread didn’t disappoint.

by Anonymousreply 80October 3, 2019 7:40 PM

r79 Did his cum taste any differently from the name brand?

by Anonymousreply 81October 4, 2019 3:19 AM

One of my neighbors was drunk and told a retarded man that he would give him $20 for a blowjob. When my neighbor didn't pay, he went to the police to try and get his $20.

by Anonymousreply 82October 5, 2019 7:34 AM

R82 Mon Dieu! Monsieur Retarde, Ne pas sucer le pénis avant de recevoir l'argent!!

by Anonymousreply 83October 9, 2019 2:59 AM
by Anonymousreply 84October 9, 2019 4:42 PM

I attract madmen and small animals.

by Anonymousreply 85October 9, 2019 5:35 PM
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