The "Dats da suck job!" meme on DL

Dats da first time I heard dis.

If I remember correctly, years ago someone told the story of hooking up with a young anonymous stranger only to realize afterwards the person was a bit on the mentally challenged/borderline retarded side. After getting blown, his hookup uttererd the phrase, "dat's da suck job!" to the horror of the DL poster.

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Heh. I was the original poster about that one, and the recipient of the BJ from the dude who I later realized was 'special'.

I had no idea it had become a meme...haven't seen much reference to it.

There was an actor who played a teacher on that series... God god, the man was a god in every way. Tall, built like a brick shithouse, handsome as fuck, athletic, dick like a lead pipe. Fuck, those were the days!

[quote] Heh. I was the original poster about that one, and the recipient of the BJ from the dude who I later realized was 'special'. I had no idea it had become a meme...haven't seen much reference to it.

R4, please retell or summarize it. I've seen it used here for a long time, and thought it was a general culture meme rather than a DL-specific one given that I've seen it so much.

R2 has it right.

I was out driving, and there was this tall thin guy with a baseball hat on standing in a cruisy area. I smiled at him, and he got in his car and followed me. He followed me into my apartment as well. I stood in my bedroom and he pulled my pants down and started giving me amazing head. He looked pretty good physically, and his face seemed normal, average.

He swallowed my cum, and I said "thanks that was amazing".

His eyes lit up and he looked at me and said the only words he ever said to me..."DAAAAT'S DA SUCK JOB!" It was then that I realized he wasn't normal at all...but somewhat 'special'. He left, and I died a little inside....then I thought it was funny.

R5, what show was that now?

How many of us here have had a similar experience? Where it's only after one of you has shot a load that it becomes apparent the other guy was a little slow? (Or maybe a lot.)

Mine was in Central Park, in the moonlit Ramble, by a big rock. God, he was legitimately retarded. Nice fat dick, though, and he gave great head. It was only when he spoke that I realized.

Thank you, Barney at R7.

LOL!

How could retarded people be gay? They can't even process the concept.

What are you talking about r12? Everybody has a sexual orientation.

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[quote]His eyes lit up and he looked at me and said the only words he ever said to me..."DAAAAT'S DA SUCK JOB!" It was then that I realized he wasn't normal at all...but somewhat 'special'. He left, and I died a little inside....then I thought it was funny.

I don’t suppose you have his number?

I've always imagined this is what I'd hear if I had sex with Brandon Cody.

How did someone with that kind of developmental disability?

I loved this meme and haven’t thought about it for years. So glad someone surfaced it. I just laughed at my desk

Years ago I used to ride the city bus to school and each day several young people with developmental disabilities would get on to go to work at one of the companies that employed people with special needs.

One day one of them, a guy in his 20s, sat next to me started talking to me and we chatted a bit.

He said he was tired because he'd been working a lot of hours and was happy the weekend was coming up.

I asked what he planned to do and he smiled, and lowered his hand and did a jerking off motion and said, "As much as I can until Monday!"

It was then that I realized every human being has a sexual need and the joy this guy had in looking forward to a weekend of jerking off was quite sweet.

It has to be expressed in all caps as per R7

Dat's troo

Can someone explain to me how a retarded person gets a drivers license?

Easy R23. Just as easily as a retarded man can become president. In America, virtually anything is possible.

Our freedoms make it possible!

Our freedoms make it possible!

I Googled "Dat's da suck job," thinking it was a cultural, well-known meme. It brought me to this thread and the original story...I'm laughing my ass off at 1am on Christmas morning! Gotta love DL for creating our own, well-known-only-to-us memes.

"Heh. I was the original poster about that one, and the recipient of the BJ from the dude who I later realized was 'special'."

Oh, thank God, I thought it was me.

I met my special guy at a well known cruising. Not only that, I know he took the Metro to get there.

Maybe we were on the train at the same time, who knows?

Great. Now we have a 2014 Troll.

Someone on DL used the meme on the Survivor thread when they had families visit and I think it was some nerdy contestant who had a girlfriend that galloped out and looked special needs.

I thought this was from Water Boy and spoken by Rob Schneider.

I sat opposite this gorgeous boy on the Tube in London, and he was dribbling. I was mesmerised. It was like a spaz porn movie. Prelubed persons are so fuckin beautiful.

The 2015 troll probably ran out of threads, R29.

In fairness, anytime is a good time to relive da suck job story. Thanks for bumping this thread!

It's a famous line from the pron Porking Corky.