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Best Trump Nickname of the Week Award: Orange Julius

Mentioned by Howard Stern resident impressionist Josh Robert Thompson as Bernie Sanders.

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by Anonymousreply 161Last Saturday at 10:38 AM

Traitor Tot.

I had to think about it for a few seconds but then I couldn't stop laughing after I got it.

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by Anonymousreply 209/29/2019

I love how OP assumes everyone reading his post thinks Trump is bad. He was elected over a horrible candidate, the economy's great, unemployment is at record with it.

by Anonymousreply 309/29/2019

Traitor Tot is Don Jr. The better nickname for Trump was Orange Foolius ( used many times on DL.)

by Anonymousreply 409/29/2019

Traitor says what, r3?

I can't hear you over the cacophony of crimes.

by Anonymousreply 509/29/2019

Julius as in Julius Caesar? Caesar might've been a cunt but he was still a true head of state and a legend. Trump is neither.

by Anonymousreply 609/29/2019

It's true — Julius Caesar was elected and beloved by the plebians. It's all the Roman Emperors who came AFTER him that gave them a bad name.

by Anonymousreply 709/29/2019

Hopefully Trump will meet an end like Julius Caesar-- then he would have something in common with him.

by Anonymousreply 809/29/2019

r3, every economic measure has indicated steady improvement since 2009, the first year Obama took office.

You deal with that.

Trump takes, but hasn't earned, the credit for the current economy, albeit all Presidents are blamed too much for a poor economy and are given too much credit for a good economy.

And Hillary would have been a superb President and nobody knows that better than Repugs, wich is why they've demonized her for 35 years, the same as they do with Speaker Pelosi.

In fact, if you want to know a skilled, tough, combat ready Democrat, look to who Repugs vilify.

by Anonymousreply 909/29/2019

" Julius" as in Julius LaRosa

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by Anonymousreply 1009/29/2019

Trump isn’t responsible for the good economy. His trade wars are disrupting it.

Why should we suffer Trump’s corruption and incompetence when we can have a good economy without him?

We don’t need that piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 1109/29/2019

Trump will take credit for the sun rising each day. He’s an egomaniac.

by Anonymousreply 1209/29/2019

I've always thought "Fuckface von Clownstick" is incredibly stupid. It makes no sense. Why "von"? Why "Clownstick"? "Fuckface" I get, but it's pretty generic.

I've always much preferred "Trumplethinskin" and "The Very Stable Genius."

by Anonymousreply 1309/29/2019

R11 Yes!

After he was elected I was pretty devastated. All I hoped for was that he kept us safe, and put some money in our pockets. Total fail. Thankfully, I invested well enough to weather these ego-driven economic shit storms instigated by Orangina-In-Chief. He must go.... Now.

by Anonymousreply 1409/29/2019

I prefer Brokeahontus

by Anonymousreply 1509/29/2019

Anytime I hear seemingly intelligent people using ‘witty’ portmanteaus for Trump it makes me cringe. This type of juvenile crap is the domain of the imbeciles that started the Tea Party and is a reliable sign of a low-information voter. Sarah Palin is a fan of classics such as ‘Obummer’ and ‘Killary’ if that shows what type of intelligence level is entertained by this.

Besides, ‘Twitler’ is by far and away the best.

by Anonymousreply 1609/29/2019

Twitler Kelly Conjob Massacre Mitch

by Anonymousreply 1709/29/2019

I don't see Hair Furor on here, nor do I see the epithet that supersedes it in greatness.

by Anonymousreply 1809/29/2019

Fuckface Von Clownstick is my favorite. But for the tv pundits, I like Toddler in Chief.

Or Captain Bonespurs.

by Anonymousreply 1909/29/2019

Humpty Trumpty wants a big wall...

by Anonymousreply 2009/29/2019

Pee Brain is my favorite.

by Anonymousreply 2109/29/2019

[quote]Hopefully Trump will meet an end like Julius Caesar

Et tu, Ivanka?

by Anonymousreply 2209/29/2019

Yes, I feel so safe with Donald Trump’s finger on the button and selling U.S. policy to foreign dictators and not cracking down on Russian voting system and e-mail hacks , R14. It’s a good thing Trump is alienating U.S. allies and starting trade wars with our enemies. It makes us safer, like provoking a war in Iraq so we don’t have to fight them here in America!

And nobody but multi-millionaires got more “money in their pockets” because of Trump. Everyone else’s wages and benefits are stagnant or declining.

Who do you think you’re fooling? Most DL isn’t enlisted in Donald Trump’s white trash army of suckers.

by Anonymousreply 2309/29/2019

I didn't see The Orange Shitgibbon on the list.

by Anonymousreply 2409/29/2019

I remembered shitgibbon, but I thought the others were funnier /more popular.

by Anonymousreply 2509/29/2019

You talking to me R23? Your post reads as if you think I’m a Trump supporter. I hope this was your attempt at sarcasm. I specifically wrote “total fail”, regarding Trump’s ability to keep us safe, and put money in our pockets.

Explain yourself.

r 14

by Anonymousreply 2609/29/2019

Yeah, I thought you were a Trump supporter.

by Anonymousreply 2709/29/2019

I love the shitgibbon one. It still makes me giggle. Who was it that called him that the first time? I don't remember.

by Anonymousreply 2809/29/2019

Agent Orange

by Anonymousreply 2909/29/2019

Yes, r25. I like that one.

by Anonymousreply 3009/30/2019

"Cheetolini' better not be winning the poll now. It is the LEAST CLEVER of all the candidates.

What taste-free nerd "on the spectrum" spammed the vote with that one while I was gone?

by Anonymousreply 3109/30/2019

Another vote here for Agent Orange

by Anonymousreply 3209/30/2019

Cheeto Mooseleeni

by Anonymousreply 3309/30/2019

Orange JUDAS is more like it. He's sold his soul and his country to the Devil (Putin) for personal gain.

by Anonymousreply 3409/30/2019

^ he has sold

by Anonymousreply 3509/30/2019

Now the results are returning to what they looked like yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 3609/30/2019

[quote] "Cheetolini' better not be winning the poll now. It is the LEAST CLEVER of all the candidates.

IMO, Cheetolini is clever in that it incorporates Cheetos (orange) with Mussolini (Italy's fascist dictator).

I also like Cheeto in Charge and Cheeto in Chief.

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by Anonymousreply 3709/30/2019

I always like Cadet Bone Spurs.

by Anonymousreply 3809/30/2019

I prefer Orange Flapheaded Cheetoh.

by Anonymousreply 3909/30/2019

I like Mango Mussolini, hopefully it will be prescient once this debacle has ended.

by Anonymousreply 4009/30/2019

Donny Fuckeruppa

by Anonymousreply 4109/30/2019

Hair Furor

by Anonymousreply 4209/30/2019

LOL yay

by Anonymousreply 4309/30/2019

R13, Fuckface von Clownstick is funny because instead of just laughing it off as a stupid joke, Trump got all offended by it.

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by Anonymousreply 4409/30/2019

Il Douche

Dolt 45

Benedict Donald

Forrest Trump

by Anonymousreply 4509/30/2019

Donny Two Scoops.

by Anonymousreply 4609/30/2019

It saddens me that no one on this thread understands the Orange Julius reference.

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by Anonymousreply 4709/30/2019

The Orange Idiot rolls off the tongue like so much secret sauce.

by Anonymousreply 4809/30/2019

I can’t believe “Cheetolini” is almost the winner in the poll. It’s the least clever or funny.

“Cheeto” doesn’t even sound like “Musso.”

by Anonymousreply 4910/01/2019

Yeah, Cheeto - keep it short... like his dick.

by Anonymousreply 5010/01/2019

Cheeto does have that double word play going for it... Cheeto, orange, cheat

by Anonymousreply 5110/01/2019

Dumb Corleone

by Anonymousreply 5210/01/2019

R47 I get it, and I'm not even American. I recall seeing and tasting those drinks at almost every shopping malI I went to visiting the US in the early-mid eighties. They reminded me of orange creamsicles. Are they completely a thing of the past? Supplanted by Jamba Juice? I haven't been in an American mall since 1998, though I live in the US now.

by Anonymousreply 5310/01/2019

General Deferment

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by Anonymousreply 5410/01/2019

R53 I thought they were a thing of the past, but when I googled them, it looks like I have one at my local mall!

by Anonymousreply 5510/01/2019

Cool R55. I rememberat the time they were good. I don't have DQ anywhere near me any longer: one franchise had opened in Bucktown in Chicago a few years ago and didn't last more than a season, but someone told me they made Orange Julius drinks. Perhaps not exactly the same, or possibly under licence.

by Anonymousreply 5610/01/2019

Con Corleone.

by Anonymousreply 5710/02/2019

Herr Gropenführer

by Anonymousreply 5810/02/2019

LOL @ r52

by Anonymousreply 5910/02/2019

We refer to him around here by his ancestral surname in the same manner as the old gaelic order: The Drumpf.

by Anonymousreply 6010/02/2019

Mr. Bigly

by Anonymousreply 6110/02/2019

The Short-Fingered Vulgarian

by Anonymousreply 6210/02/2019

What did the juice stand at the mall have to do with Julius, anyway?

by Anonymousreply 6310/03/2019

Founder Julius Freed:

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by Anonymousreply 6410/03/2019

Apparently, this thread has to be bumped because the Redundant Thread Copycat is using it.

by Anonymousreply 6510/16/2019

At least the Redundant Thread Thief isn't President.

by Anonymousreply 6610/16/2019

Someone on twitter called him Fat Nixon, i kinda liked it.

by Anonymousreply 6710/16/2019
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by Anonymousreply 6810/16/2019

Bump for the creepy, British alt-right troll spamming Datalounge with his right-wing propaganda today.

by Anonymousreply 6910/18/2019

Not to trash Julius Caesar, but he did declare himself "dictator for life" and refuse to step down the way Roman custom demanded. You can argue that makes him a sort of fascist symbol.

by Anonymousreply 7010/18/2019

Orange Foolius

by Anonymousreply 7110/18/2019

Who came up with Orangina?

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by Anonymousreply 7211/06/2019

Putin's Putain.

by Anonymousreply 7311/06/2019

Russian Hooker Piss Guzzler

by Anonymousreply 7411/13/2019

I vote all of them!

by Anonymousreply 7511/13/2019

Toupee Fiasco.

by Anonymousreply 7611/13/2019

Boris and Natasha are out in force tonight!!!

by Anonymousreply 7711/13/2019

I search him on twitter using “fat orange fuck”.

by Anonymousreply 7811/14/2019

My favorite is Creamsicle Caligula.

by Anonymousreply 7911/14/2019

Cadet Bone Spurs

by Anonymousreply 8011/14/2019

(Russian) Mafia Don.

Donnie Demento.

by Anonymousreply 8111/14/2019

Holy shit, the paid Russian farm trolls and right-wing propagandists are back in 2016 levels all over Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 8211/14/2019

Thanks for the non sequitur, R82.

by Anonymousreply 8311/14/2019

[R28], I believe 'shitgibbon' was first voiced by the astoundingly handsome, brilliant John Fugelsang.... But I think my vote goes to Donny Two Scoops.

by Anonymousreply 8411/14/2019

What is Donny Two Scoops about?

by Anonymousreply 8511/14/2019

It's a name Bill Maher gave him. Apparently at some dinner other guests were given one scoop of ice cream with their dessert while he got two.

by Anonymousreply 8611/14/2019

I hate him too but this thinking up unfunnny , stupid nicknames is so 3rd grade behaviour. I'm just tired of all the smug assholes who think they're so funny when they arent. Get back to me when you think of something truly witty. Tiresome. Use the energy to do something constructive instead of tittering in the back of the schoolroom like a bunch a grade schoolers.

by Anonymousreply 8711/14/2019

I bet [R87] is a bundle of fun at parties.....

by Anonymousreply 8811/14/2019

[quote] thinking up unfunnny , stupid nicknames is so 3rd grade behaviour.

Some of them are pretty clever. And using names to dispense well deserved ridicule to people in authority is a long established tactic of resistance.

by Anonymousreply 8911/14/2019

r87, show us the Official Pardon you issued to Donald Trump for

[quote]smug assholes who think they're so funny when they arent. Get back to me when you think of something truly witty. Tiresome. Use the energy to do something constructive instead of tittering in the back of the schoolroom like a bunch a grade schoolers.

If you can get Trump off Twitter, I'll leave your daily Nazi propaganda trolling on Datalounge unanswered.

Then go cry me a river to drain all the Southern swamp people and their representatives out of Washington when Trump's corruption flushes them Straight Down the Shitter in 2020. Susan Collins' shriveled cunt and Donald's Russian hooker piss-drenched fat rolls are going to need your tongue.

Lifelong Republican here.

by Anonymousreply 9011/15/2019

Fuck Donald Trump and the white trash army of suckers he rode in on.

by Anonymousreply 9112/18/2019

Just in time for the Obvious Right-Wing Racist Troll who's trying to steal Christmas!

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by Anonymousreply 9212/24/2019

Mafia Don.

by Anonymousreply 9312/24/2019

Nectarine Nero

by Anonymousreply 9412/24/2019

I am pleased to see "Trumplethinskin" catching up!

by Anonymousreply 9501/02/2020

I wuz robbed! I called him Orange Julius a couple of years ago (and doubt I was first).

I've moved on from "that fat fuck" which was an initial favorite. I usually call him the dumpster fire or the rolling dumpster fire or the big fat orange blob of treason and Obama-envy or just the traitor.

I voted for Fuckface von Clownstick because I love the classics.

by Anonymousreply 9601/02/2020

I’m partial to The Orange Menace.

by Anonymousreply 9701/02/2020

R49 - “ I can’t believe “Cheetolini” is almost the winner in the poll. It’s the least clever or funny. “Cheeto” doesn’t even sound like “Musso.”

Whaaa? Have you ever seen a Cheetos snack? They’re ORANGE. That’s the joke. Get it now? Cheetolini... It’s hysterical, that’s why it’s winning.

Why it has to sound like Musso is beyond me, and most likely, everyone else on here.

by Anonymousreply 9801/03/2020

We need to think up some good nicknames for all the professional troll farm employees spreading right-wing propaganda for Vlad on Datalounge right now, which happens to be daily business hours in Moscow.

by Anonymousreply 9901/22/2020

I always liked "Red Don" but it's been so long since people regularly called Russians "the reds" that it never really took off.

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by Anonymousreply 10104/15/2020

Read an article ages ago in which the writer referred to Trump as the "corned-beef dirigible," which I thought was pretty good. I believe "spray-tanned fart balloon" may have appeared in the same article.

by Anonymousreply 10204/15/2020

YAS, hunty!

by Anonymousreply 10304/15/2020

Tsar Orange

by Anonymousreply 10404/15/2020

Checkbook Graffiti Artist.

by Anonymousreply 10504/16/2020

His Corona.

by Anonymousreply 10604/16/2020

my go-to is PO(tu)S

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by Anonymousreply 10804/16/2020

-The Next Mrs. Vladimir Putin


-The Donald Dump

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by Anonymousreply 10904/16/2020

I don’t know about Trump, but DL has a Copycat Thread Thief starting a lamer poll tonight.

by Anonymousreply 11005/25/2020

What is your favorite nickname with DL losers who steal or ignore thread ideas that have already been done?

by Anonymousreply 11105/25/2020

The Try Hard is writing more laugh-free joke names for Trump.

by Anonymousreply 11205/25/2020

I love how "Other" is winning the poll in the copycat thread.

Because the OP's suggestions are so lame!

by Anonymousreply 11305/26/2020

I just answered this in the other thread about Trump's nicknames. My brother has been using Orange Julius for years. Did he start it?

by Anonymousreply 11405/26/2020

Trump is too stupid and irresponsible to have started a successful business decades ago that plays into his current position..

But Vladimir Putin may have started it.

by Anonymousreply 11505/26/2020

The Copycat Thread Thief is still trying hard!

by Anonymousreply 11605/28/2020

Bump for the basics who may fall prey to the copycat thread.

by Anonymousreply 11706/03/2020

Bunker Bitch

by Anonymousreply 11806/03/2020

Bunker Bitch!

by Anonymousreply 11906/04/2020

Bunker Boy might be more telling. It speaks more to a boy sent to do a man's work, and a stupid boy at that.

The Commander-In-Chief wasn't so commanding when he hid in his bunker, frightened for his safety.

Bunker Boy!

by Anonymousreply 12006/04/2020

BLOATUS aka The Glutton with the Button

by Anonymousreply 12106/04/2020

My regular twitter search is for "Fat Orange Fuck"

by Anonymousreply 12206/04/2020

Captain valtrex is my new favourite.

by Anonymousreply 12306/05/2020

Do any of the right-wing trolls and sock puppets flooding DL with propaganda today want to weight in?

by Anonymousreply 12406/17/2020

Spike Lee called him Agent Orange.

by Anonymousreply 12506/17/2020

Bunker Boy

by Anonymousreply 12606/17/2020

IMO Kim, who has out-played Trump on every count, said it best. The Dotard.

by Anonymousreply 12706/17/2020

Godtoddler?! Bitch, I hollered!!!

by Anonymousreply 12806/17/2020

Good one, r18.

by Anonymousreply 12906/27/2020

Spray Tanned Fart Balloon....that is hysterical.

Wasn't there one with an anus?

by Anonymousreply 13006/27/2020

Tweety Amin.

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by Anonymousreply 13206/27/2020

r130 "Orange Anus" is from 2016 - first used by Rosie O'Donnell.

by Anonymousreply 13306/27/2020

How about the 2015 Thread Bump Generator?

by Anonymousreply 13407/07/2020

Trumplethinskin is a combination of clever and apt because it's so true.

by Anonymousreply 13507/07/2020

I'm quite surprised Cheetolini has lasted this long.

In our poll and in-office.

by Anonymousreply 13607/07/2020

Bump so I can "Be Social Justice Warrior in the workplace."

by Anonymousreply 13707/09/2020

I like Orange Shit Stain or Twitler. Anything with the word traitor is good. Sadly being a sociopath they have no effect on him.

by Anonymousreply 13807/09/2020

My goodness, the right-wing trolls are out in force today!

I'm going with Tweety Amin.

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by Anonymousreply 14007/22/2020

I remain partial to Feral Orange Hog

by Anonymousreply 14107/22/2020

R3's comment has aged horribly! 😝😝 Trump the fat 🐷 is going down!

by Anonymousreply 14207/27/2020

Benedict Donald

by Anonymousreply 143Last Friday at 9:19 AM

Cheeto Benito

by Anonymousreply 144Last Friday at 9:19 AM

Creep Throat

by Anonymousreply 145Last Friday at 9:20 AM

Darth Hater

by Anonymousreply 146Last Friday at 9:20 AM

Donald Chump

by Anonymousreply 147Last Friday at 9:20 AM

Donnie Bratso

by Anonymousreply 148Last Friday at 9:20 AM

Genghis Can't

by Anonymousreply 149Last Friday at 9:21 AM

The Great White Dope

by Anonymousreply 150Last Friday at 9:21 AM

The Human Tanning Bed Warning Label

by Anonymousreply 151Last Friday at 9:22 AM

Little Lady Fingers

by Anonymousreply 152Last Friday at 9:22 AM

King Leer

by Anonymousreply 153Last Friday at 9:22 AM

The Lyin' King

by Anonymousreply 154Last Friday at 9:22 AM

President Gold Man Sucks

by Anonymousreply 155Last Friday at 9:23 AM

Prima Donald

by Anonymousreply 156Last Friday at 9:23 AM

Read it here: Mango Mussolini

Putin's Puppy or Putin's Puppet


The best is what Tammy Duckworth coined: "Cadet Bone Spurs"

by Anonymousreply 157Last Friday at 9:34 AM

If only these were made public in 2015!

by Anonymousreply 158Last Friday at 11:44 AM

I'm kind of partial to" The Botched Abortion." Works for me.

by Anonymousreply 159Last Friday at 11:48 AM

Dumb Corleone

by Anonymousreply 160Last Saturday at 10:38 AM

Phony Soprano

by Anonymousreply 161Last Saturday at 10:38 AM
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