Best Trump Nickname of the Week Award: Orange Julius

Traitor Tot.

I had to think about it for a few seconds but then I couldn't stop laughing after I got it.

LOL

I love how OP assumes everyone reading his post thinks Trump is bad. He was elected over a horrible candidate, the economy's great, unemployment is at record lows...deal with it.

Traitor Tot is Don Jr. The better nickname for Trump was Orange Foolius ( used many times on DL.)

Traitor says what, r3?

I can't hear you over the cacophony of crimes.

Julius as in Julius Caesar? Caesar might've been a cunt but he was still a true head of state and a legend. Trump is neither.

It's true — Julius Caesar was elected and beloved by the plebians. It's all the Roman Emperors who came AFTER him that gave them a bad name.

Hopefully Trump will meet an end like Julius Caesar-- then he would have something in common with him.

r3, every economic measure has indicated steady improvement since 2009, the first year Obama took office.

You deal with that.

Trump takes, but hasn't earned, the credit for the current economy, albeit all Presidents are blamed too much for a poor economy and are given too much credit for a good economy.

And Hillary would have been a superb President and nobody knows that better than Repugs, wich is why they've demonized her for 35 years, the same as they do with Speaker Pelosi.

In fact, if you want to know a skilled, tough, combat ready Democrat, look to who Repugs vilify.

" Julius" as in Julius LaRosa

Trump isn’t responsible for the good economy. His trade wars are disrupting it.

Why should we suffer Trump’s corruption and incompetence when we can have a good economy without him?

We don’t need that piece of shit.

Trump will take credit for the sun rising each day. He’s an egomaniac.

I've always thought "Fuckface von Clownstick" is incredibly stupid. It makes no sense. Why "von"? Why "Clownstick"? "Fuckface" I get, but it's pretty generic.

I've always much preferred "Trumplethinskin" and "The Very Stable Genius."

R11 Yes!

After he was elected I was pretty devastated. All I hoped for was that he kept us safe, and put some money in our pockets. Total fail. Thankfully, I invested well enough to weather these ego-driven economic shit storms instigated by Orangina-In-Chief. He must go.... Now.

I prefer Brokeahontus

Anytime I hear seemingly intelligent people using ‘witty’ portmanteaus for Trump it makes me cringe. This type of juvenile crap is the domain of the imbeciles that started the Tea Party and is a reliable sign of a low-information voter. Sarah Palin is a fan of classics such as ‘Obummer’ and ‘Killary’ if that shows what type of intelligence level is entertained by this.

Besides, ‘Twitler’ is by far and away the best.

Twitler Kelly Conjob Massacre Mitch

I don't see Hair Furor on here, nor do I see the epithet that supersedes it in greatness.

Fuckface Von Clownstick is my favorite. But for the tv pundits, I like Toddler in Chief.

Or Captain Bonespurs.

Humpty Trumpty wants a big wall...

Pee Brain is my favorite.

[quote]Hopefully Trump will meet an end like Julius Caesar

Et tu, Ivanka?

Yes, I feel so safe with Donald Trump’s finger on the button and selling U.S. policy to foreign dictators and not cracking down on Russian voting system and e-mail hacks , R14. It’s a good thing Trump is alienating U.S. allies and starting trade wars with our enemies. It makes us safer, like provoking a war in Iraq so we don’t have to fight them here in America!

And nobody but multi-millionaires got more “money in their pockets” because of Trump. Everyone else’s wages and benefits are stagnant or declining.

Who do you think you’re fooling? Most DL isn’t enlisted in Donald Trump’s white trash army of suckers.

I didn't see The Orange Shitgibbon on the list.

I remembered shitgibbon, but I thought the others were funnier /more popular.

You talking to me R23? Your post reads as if you think I’m a Trump supporter. I hope this was your attempt at sarcasm. I specifically wrote “total fail”, regarding Trump’s ability to keep us safe, and put money in our pockets.

Explain yourself.

r 14

Yeah, I thought you were a Trump supporter.

I love the shitgibbon one. It still makes me giggle. Who was it that called him that the first time? I don't remember.

Agent Orange

Yes, r25. I like that one.

"Cheetolini' better not be winning the poll now. It is the LEAST CLEVER of all the candidates.

What taste-free nerd "on the spectrum" spammed the vote with that one while I was gone?

Another vote here for Agent Orange

Cheeto Mooseleeni

Orange JUDAS is more like it. He's sold his soul and his country to the Devil (Putin) for personal gain.

^ he has sold

Now the results are returning to what they looked like yesterday.

[quote] "Cheetolini' better not be winning the poll now. It is the LEAST CLEVER of all the candidates.

IMO, Cheetolini is clever in that it incorporates Cheetos (orange) with Mussolini (Italy's fascist dictator).

I also like Cheeto in Charge and Cheeto in Chief.

I always like Cadet Bone Spurs.

I prefer Orange Flapheaded Cheetoh.

I like Mango Mussolini, hopefully it will be prescient once this debacle has ended.

Donny Fuckeruppa

Hair Furor

LOL yay

R13, Fuckface von Clownstick is funny because instead of just laughing it off as a stupid joke, Trump got all offended by it.

Il Douche

Dolt 45

Benedict Donald

Forrest Trump

Donny Two Scoops.

It saddens me that no one on this thread understands the Orange Julius reference.

The Orange Idiot rolls off the tongue like so much secret sauce.

I can’t believe “Cheetolini” is almost the winner in the poll. It’s the least clever or funny.

“Cheeto” doesn’t even sound like “Musso.”

Yeah, Cheeto - keep it short... like his dick.

Cheeto does have that double word play going for it... Cheeto, orange, cheat

Dumb Corleone

R47 I get it, and I'm not even American. I recall seeing and tasting those drinks at almost every shopping malI I went to visiting the US in the early-mid eighties. They reminded me of orange creamsicles. Are they completely a thing of the past? Supplanted by Jamba Juice? I haven't been in an American mall since 1998, though I live in the US now.

General Deferment

R53 I thought they were a thing of the past, but when I googled them, it looks like I have one at my local mall!

Cool R55. I rememberat the time they were good. I don't have DQ anywhere near me any longer: one franchise had opened in Bucktown in Chicago a few years ago and didn't last more than a season, but someone told me they made Orange Julius drinks. Perhaps not exactly the same, or possibly under licence.

Con Corleone.

Herr Gropenführer

LOL @ r52

We refer to him around here by his ancestral surname in the same manner as the old gaelic order: The Drumpf.

Mr. Bigly

The Short-Fingered Vulgarian

What did the juice stand at the mall have to do with Julius, anyway?

Founder Julius Freed:

Apparently, this thread has to be bumped because the Redundant Thread Copycat is using it.

At least the Redundant Thread Thief isn't President.

Someone on twitter called him Fat Nixon, i kinda liked it.

Bump for the creepy, British alt-right troll spamming Datalounge with his right-wing propaganda today.

Not to trash Julius Caesar, but he did declare himself "dictator for life" and refuse to step down the way Roman custom demanded. You can argue that makes him a sort of fascist symbol.

Orange Foolius

Who came up with Orangina?

Putin's Putain.

Russian Hooker Piss Guzzler

I vote all of them!

Toupee Fiasco.

Boris and Natasha are out in force tonight!!!

I search him on twitter using “fat orange fuck”.

My favorite is Creamsicle Caligula.

Cadet Bone Spurs

(Russian) Mafia Don.

Donnie Demento.

Holy shit, the paid Russian farm trolls and right-wing propagandists are back in 2016 levels all over Datalounge.

Thanks for the non sequitur, R82.

[R28], I believe 'shitgibbon' was first voiced by the astoundingly handsome, brilliant John Fugelsang.... But I think my vote goes to Donny Two Scoops.

What is Donny Two Scoops about?

It's a name Bill Maher gave him. Apparently at some dinner other guests were given one scoop of ice cream with their dessert while he got two.

I hate him too but this thinking up unfunnny , stupid nicknames is so 3rd grade behaviour. I'm just tired of all the smug assholes who think they're so funny when they arent. Get back to me when you think of something truly witty. Tiresome. Use the energy to do something constructive instead of tittering in the back of the schoolroom like a bunch a grade schoolers.

I bet [R87] is a bundle of fun at parties.....

[quote] thinking up unfunnny , stupid nicknames is so 3rd grade behaviour.

Some of them are pretty clever. And using names to dispense well deserved ridicule to people in authority is a long established tactic of resistance.

r87, show us the Official Pardon you issued to Donald Trump for

[quote]smug assholes who think they're so funny when they arent. Get back to me when you think of something truly witty. Tiresome. Use the energy to do something constructive instead of tittering in the back of the schoolroom like a bunch a grade schoolers.

If you can get Trump off Twitter, I'll leave your daily Nazi propaganda trolling on Datalounge unanswered.

Then go cry me a river to drain all the Southern swamp people and their representatives out of Washington when Trump's corruption flushes them Straight Down the Shitter in 2020. Susan Collins' shriveled cunt and Donald's Russian hooker piss-drenched fat rolls are going to need your tongue.

Lifelong Republican here.

Fuck Donald Trump and the white trash army of suckers he rode in on.

Just in time for the Obvious Right-Wing Racist Troll who's trying to steal Christmas!

Mafia Don.

Nectarine Nero

I am pleased to see "Trumplethinskin" catching up!

I wuz robbed! I called him Orange Julius a couple of years ago (and doubt I was first).

I've moved on from "that fat fuck" which was an initial favorite. I usually call him the dumpster fire or the rolling dumpster fire or the big fat orange blob of treason and Obama-envy or just the traitor.

I voted for Fuckface von Clownstick because I love the classics.

I’m partial to The Orange Menace.

R49 - “ I can’t believe “Cheetolini” is almost the winner in the poll. It’s the least clever or funny. “Cheeto” doesn’t even sound like “Musso.”

Whaaa? Have you ever seen a Cheetos snack? They’re ORANGE. That’s the joke. Get it now? Cheetolini... It’s hysterical, that’s why it’s winning.

Why it has to sound like Musso is beyond me, and most likely, everyone else on here.

We need to think up some good nicknames for all the professional troll farm employees spreading right-wing propaganda for Vlad on Datalounge right now, which happens to be daily business hours in Moscow.

I always liked "Red Don" but it's been so long since people regularly called Russians "the reds" that it never really took off.

COMBOVERVID-19

Read an article ages ago in which the writer referred to Trump as the "corned-beef dirigible," which I thought was pretty good. I believe "spray-tanned fart balloon" may have appeared in the same article.

YAS, hunty!

Tsar Orange

Checkbook Graffiti Artist.

His Corona.

my go-to is PO(tu)S

FAUXTUS.

-The Next Mrs. Vladimir Putin

-Pout-US

-The Donald Dump

I don’t know about Trump, but DL has a Copycat Thread Thief starting a lamer poll tonight.

What is your favorite nickname with DL losers who steal or ignore thread ideas that have already been done?

The Try Hard is writing more laugh-free joke names for Trump.

I love how "Other" is winning the poll in the copycat thread.

Because the OP's suggestions are so lame!

I just answered this in the other thread about Trump's nicknames. My brother has been using Orange Julius for years. Did he start it?

Trump is too stupid and irresponsible to have started a successful business decades ago that plays into his current position..

But Vladimir Putin may have started it.

The Copycat Thread Thief is still trying hard!

Bump for the basics who may fall prey to the copycat thread.

Bunker Bitch

Bunker Bitch!

Bunker Boy might be more telling. It speaks more to a boy sent to do a man's work, and a stupid boy at that.

The Commander-In-Chief wasn't so commanding when he hid in his bunker, frightened for his safety.

Bunker Boy!

BLOATUS aka The Glutton with the Button

My regular twitter search is for "Fat Orange Fuck"

Captain valtrex is my new favourite.

Do any of the right-wing trolls and sock puppets flooding DL with propaganda today want to weight in?

Spike Lee called him Agent Orange.

Bunker Boy

IMO Kim, who has out-played Trump on every count, said it best. The Dotard.

Godtoddler?! Bitch, I hollered!!!

Good one, r18.

Spray Tanned Fart Balloon....that is hysterical.

Wasn't there one with an anus?

Tweety Amin.

LOL

r130 "Orange Anus" is from 2016 - first used by Rosie O'Donnell.

How about the 2015 Thread Bump Generator?

Trumplethinskin is a combination of clever and apt because it's so true.

I'm quite surprised Cheetolini has lasted this long.

In our poll and in-office.

Bump so I can "Be Social Justice Warrior in the workplace."

I like Orange Shit Stain or Twitler. Anything with the word traitor is good. Sadly being a sociopath they have no effect on him.

My goodness, the right-wing trolls are out in force today!

I'm going with Tweety Amin.

Tre45on.

I remain partial to Feral Orange Hog

R3's comment has aged horribly! 😝😝 Trump the fat 🐷 is going down!

Benedict Donald

Cheeto Benito

Creep Throat

Darth Hater

Donald Chump

Donnie Bratso

Genghis Can't

The Great White Dope

The Human Tanning Bed Warning Label

Little Lady Fingers

King Leer

The Lyin' King

President Gold Man Sucks

Prima Donald

Read it here: Mango Mussolini

Putin's Puppy or Putin's Puppet

Cheeto-in-Chief

The best is what Tammy Duckworth coined: "Cadet Bone Spurs"

If only these were made public in 2015!

I'm kind of partial to" The Botched Abortion." Works for me.

Dumb Corleone

Phony Soprano

Gay Icon

Since today Boris is trying to make Nazi cunt Nikki Haley into a gay icon.

Today Boris is posting FAKE POLLING NEWS that Trump has a 91% chance of winning the electoral college.

I've been saying for 2 years that Trump's white trash army of suckers are going to be completely shocked when Trump loses because they don't report the facts on Fox.

We need some more dictator names -- Trump is going full coup-mode.

President Plump

Cheeto Christ Stupid Czar.

Bitter Orange Anus

Cadet Bone Spurs

Tangerine Twat

Don't forget to weigh-in on our quarterfinals, where we select the best treason-themed nicknames:

I’ve been using PO(tu)S for three years now.

Maybe not the best one, but I like it.

I prefer SCROTUS 😆😆

We have a little triggered, butt-hurt Boris copying my style today, so this thread needs a bump.

Vote for your best Trump nicknames about treason:

Wussolini

These are all from VEEP, no?

How about the toxic toupee? Grab em' by the puss caterpillar.....

the great gaspy

Read them on The Data Lounge:

Mango Mussolini

The Cheeto in Chief

Pee Pee Boy

Golden Showers

Cadet Bone Spurs (Thank you, Tammy Duckworth)

Angry Creamsicle

I saw someone say Fascist Cookie Monster to describe how he speaks.

Waiting for "The Deceased."

Ferretscalp Von Shitgibbon

Chair Breaker

Dildonald

Donnie Proud Boy

The Boychurian Candidate

Unreality King