Mentioned by Howard Stern resident impressionist Josh Robert Thompson as Bernie Sanders.
Best Trump Nickname of the Week Award: Orange Julius
|by Anonymous||reply 161||Last Saturday at 10:38 AM|
I had to think about it for a few seconds but then I couldn't stop laughing after I got it.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/29/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/29/2019|
I love how OP assumes everyone reading his post thinks Trump is bad. He was elected over a horrible candidate, the economy's great, unemployment is at record lows...deal with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/29/2019|
Traitor Tot is Don Jr. The better nickname for Trump was Orange Foolius ( used many times on DL.)
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/29/2019|
Traitor says what, r3?
I can't hear you over the cacophony of crimes.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/29/2019|
Julius as in Julius Caesar? Caesar might've been a cunt but he was still a true head of state and a legend. Trump is neither.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/29/2019|
It's true — Julius Caesar was elected and beloved by the plebians. It's all the Roman Emperors who came AFTER him that gave them a bad name.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/29/2019|
Hopefully Trump will meet an end like Julius Caesar-- then he would have something in common with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/29/2019|
r3, every economic measure has indicated steady improvement since 2009, the first year Obama took office.
You deal with that.
Trump takes, but hasn't earned, the credit for the current economy, albeit all Presidents are blamed too much for a poor economy and are given too much credit for a good economy.
And Hillary would have been a superb President and nobody knows that better than Repugs, wich is why they've demonized her for 35 years, the same as they do with Speaker Pelosi.
In fact, if you want to know a skilled, tough, combat ready Democrat, look to who Repugs vilify.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/29/2019|
" Julius" as in Julius LaRosa
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/29/2019|
Trump isn’t responsible for the good economy. His trade wars are disrupting it.
Why should we suffer Trump’s corruption and incompetence when we can have a good economy without him?
We don’t need that piece of shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/29/2019|
Trump will take credit for the sun rising each day. He’s an egomaniac.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/29/2019|
I've always thought "Fuckface von Clownstick" is incredibly stupid. It makes no sense. Why "von"? Why "Clownstick"? "Fuckface" I get, but it's pretty generic.
I've always much preferred "Trumplethinskin" and "The Very Stable Genius."
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/29/2019|
After he was elected I was pretty devastated. All I hoped for was that he kept us safe, and put some money in our pockets. Total fail. Thankfully, I invested well enough to weather these ego-driven economic shit storms instigated by Orangina-In-Chief. He must go.... Now.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/29/2019|
I prefer Brokeahontus
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/29/2019|
Anytime I hear seemingly intelligent people using ‘witty’ portmanteaus for Trump it makes me cringe. This type of juvenile crap is the domain of the imbeciles that started the Tea Party and is a reliable sign of a low-information voter. Sarah Palin is a fan of classics such as ‘Obummer’ and ‘Killary’ if that shows what type of intelligence level is entertained by this.
Besides, ‘Twitler’ is by far and away the best.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/29/2019|
Twitler Kelly Conjob Massacre Mitch
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/29/2019|
I don't see Hair Furor on here, nor do I see the epithet that supersedes it in greatness.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/29/2019|
Fuckface Von Clownstick is my favorite. But for the tv pundits, I like Toddler in Chief.
Or Captain Bonespurs.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/29/2019|
Humpty Trumpty wants a big wall...
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/29/2019|
Pee Brain is my favorite.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/29/2019|
[quote]Hopefully Trump will meet an end like Julius Caesar
Et tu, Ivanka?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/29/2019|
Yes, I feel so safe with Donald Trump’s finger on the button and selling U.S. policy to foreign dictators and not cracking down on Russian voting system and e-mail hacks , R14. It’s a good thing Trump is alienating U.S. allies and starting trade wars with our enemies. It makes us safer, like provoking a war in Iraq so we don’t have to fight them here in America!
And nobody but multi-millionaires got more “money in their pockets” because of Trump. Everyone else’s wages and benefits are stagnant or declining.
Who do you think you’re fooling? Most DL isn’t enlisted in Donald Trump’s white trash army of suckers.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/29/2019|
I didn't see The Orange Shitgibbon on the list.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/29/2019|
I remembered shitgibbon, but I thought the others were funnier /more popular.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/29/2019|
You talking to me R23? Your post reads as if you think I’m a Trump supporter. I hope this was your attempt at sarcasm. I specifically wrote “total fail”, regarding Trump’s ability to keep us safe, and put money in our pockets.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/29/2019|
Yeah, I thought you were a Trump supporter.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/29/2019|
I love the shitgibbon one. It still makes me giggle. Who was it that called him that the first time? I don't remember.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/29/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/29/2019|
Yes, r25. I like that one.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/30/2019|
"Cheetolini' better not be winning the poll now. It is the LEAST CLEVER of all the candidates.
What taste-free nerd "on the spectrum" spammed the vote with that one while I was gone?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/30/2019|
Another vote here for Agent Orange
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|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/30/2019|
Orange JUDAS is more like it. He's sold his soul and his country to the Devil (Putin) for personal gain.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/30/2019|
^ he has sold
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/30/2019|
Now the results are returning to what they looked like yesterday.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/30/2019|
[quote] "Cheetolini' better not be winning the poll now. It is the LEAST CLEVER of all the candidates.
IMO, Cheetolini is clever in that it incorporates Cheetos (orange) with Mussolini (Italy's fascist dictator).
I also like Cheeto in Charge and Cheeto in Chief.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/30/2019|
I always like Cadet Bone Spurs.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/30/2019|
I prefer Orange Flapheaded Cheetoh.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/30/2019|
I like Mango Mussolini, hopefully it will be prescient once this debacle has ended.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/30/2019|
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|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/30/2019|
R13, Fuckface von Clownstick is funny because instead of just laughing it off as a stupid joke, Trump got all offended by it.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/30/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/30/2019|
Donny Two Scoops.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/30/2019|
It saddens me that no one on this thread understands the Orange Julius reference.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/30/2019|
The Orange Idiot rolls off the tongue like so much secret sauce.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/30/2019|
I can’t believe “Cheetolini” is almost the winner in the poll. It’s the least clever or funny.
“Cheeto” doesn’t even sound like “Musso.”
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/01/2019|
Yeah, Cheeto - keep it short... like his dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/01/2019|
Cheeto does have that double word play going for it... Cheeto, orange, cheat
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/01/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/01/2019|
R47 I get it, and I'm not even American. I recall seeing and tasting those drinks at almost every shopping malI I went to visiting the US in the early-mid eighties. They reminded me of orange creamsicles. Are they completely a thing of the past? Supplanted by Jamba Juice? I haven't been in an American mall since 1998, though I live in the US now.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/01/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/01/2019|
R53 I thought they were a thing of the past, but when I googled them, it looks like I have one at my local mall!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/01/2019|
Cool R55. I rememberat the time they were good. I don't have DQ anywhere near me any longer: one franchise had opened in Bucktown in Chicago a few years ago and didn't last more than a season, but someone told me they made Orange Julius drinks. Perhaps not exactly the same, or possibly under licence.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/01/2019|
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|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/02/2019|
LOL @ r52
|by Anonymous||reply 59||10/02/2019|
We refer to him around here by his ancestral surname in the same manner as the old gaelic order: The Drumpf.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/02/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/02/2019|
The Short-Fingered Vulgarian
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/02/2019|
What did the juice stand at the mall have to do with Julius, anyway?
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/03/2019|
Founder Julius Freed:
|by Anonymous||reply 64||10/03/2019|
Apparently, this thread has to be bumped because the Redundant Thread Copycat is using it.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/16/2019|
At least the Redundant Thread Thief isn't President.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||10/16/2019|
Someone on twitter called him Fat Nixon, i kinda liked it.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||10/16/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/16/2019|
Bump for the creepy, British alt-right troll spamming Datalounge with his right-wing propaganda today.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||10/18/2019|
Not to trash Julius Caesar, but he did declare himself "dictator for life" and refuse to step down the way Roman custom demanded. You can argue that makes him a sort of fascist symbol.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||10/18/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 71||10/18/2019|
Who came up with Orangina?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||11/06/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 73||11/06/2019|
Russian Hooker Piss Guzzler
|by Anonymous||reply 74||11/13/2019|
I vote all of them!
|by Anonymous||reply 75||11/13/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 76||11/13/2019|
Boris and Natasha are out in force tonight!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||11/13/2019|
I search him on twitter using “fat orange fuck”.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||11/14/2019|
My favorite is Creamsicle Caligula.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||11/14/2019|
Cadet Bone Spurs
|by Anonymous||reply 80||11/14/2019|
(Russian) Mafia Don.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||11/14/2019|
Holy shit, the paid Russian farm trolls and right-wing propagandists are back in 2016 levels all over Datalounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||11/14/2019|
Thanks for the non sequitur, R82.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||11/14/2019|
[R28], I believe 'shitgibbon' was first voiced by the astoundingly handsome, brilliant John Fugelsang.... But I think my vote goes to Donny Two Scoops.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||11/14/2019|
What is Donny Two Scoops about?
|by Anonymous||reply 85||11/14/2019|
It's a name Bill Maher gave him. Apparently at some dinner other guests were given one scoop of ice cream with their dessert while he got two.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||11/14/2019|
I hate him too but this thinking up unfunnny , stupid nicknames is so 3rd grade behaviour. I'm just tired of all the smug assholes who think they're so funny when they arent. Get back to me when you think of something truly witty. Tiresome. Use the energy to do something constructive instead of tittering in the back of the schoolroom like a bunch a grade schoolers.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||11/14/2019|
I bet [R87] is a bundle of fun at parties.....
|by Anonymous||reply 88||11/14/2019|
[quote] thinking up unfunnny , stupid nicknames is so 3rd grade behaviour.
Some of them are pretty clever. And using names to dispense well deserved ridicule to people in authority is a long established tactic of resistance.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||11/14/2019|
r87, show us the Official Pardon you issued to Donald Trump for
[quote]smug assholes who think they're so funny when they arent. Get back to me when you think of something truly witty. Tiresome. Use the energy to do something constructive instead of tittering in the back of the schoolroom like a bunch a grade schoolers.
If you can get Trump off Twitter, I'll leave your daily Nazi propaganda trolling on Datalounge unanswered.
Then go cry me a river to drain all the Southern swamp people and their representatives out of Washington when Trump's corruption flushes them Straight Down the Shitter in 2020. Susan Collins' shriveled cunt and Donald's Russian hooker piss-drenched fat rolls are going to need your tongue.
Lifelong Republican here.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||11/15/2019|
Fuck Donald Trump and the white trash army of suckers he rode in on.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||12/18/2019|
Just in time for the Obvious Right-Wing Racist Troll who's trying to steal Christmas!
|by Anonymous||reply 92||12/24/2019|
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|by Anonymous||reply 94||12/24/2019|
I am pleased to see "Trumplethinskin" catching up!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||01/02/2020|
I wuz robbed! I called him Orange Julius a couple of years ago (and doubt I was first).
I've moved on from "that fat fuck" which was an initial favorite. I usually call him the dumpster fire or the rolling dumpster fire or the big fat orange blob of treason and Obama-envy or just the traitor.
I voted for Fuckface von Clownstick because I love the classics.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||01/02/2020|
I’m partial to The Orange Menace.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||01/02/2020|
R49 - “ I can’t believe “Cheetolini” is almost the winner in the poll. It’s the least clever or funny. “Cheeto” doesn’t even sound like “Musso.”
Whaaa? Have you ever seen a Cheetos snack? They’re ORANGE. That’s the joke. Get it now? Cheetolini... It’s hysterical, that’s why it’s winning.
Why it has to sound like Musso is beyond me, and most likely, everyone else on here.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||01/03/2020|
We need to think up some good nicknames for all the professional troll farm employees spreading right-wing propaganda for Vlad on Datalounge right now, which happens to be daily business hours in Moscow.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||01/22/2020|
I always liked "Red Don" but it's been so long since people regularly called Russians "the reds" that it never really took off.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||01/22/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 101||04/15/2020|
Read an article ages ago in which the writer referred to Trump as the "corned-beef dirigible," which I thought was pretty good. I believe "spray-tanned fart balloon" may have appeared in the same article.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||04/15/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 103||04/15/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 104||04/15/2020|
Checkbook Graffiti Artist.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||04/16/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 106||04/16/2020|
my go-to is PO(tu)S
|by Anonymous||reply 107||04/16/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 108||04/16/2020|
-The Next Mrs. Vladimir Putin
-The Donald Dump
|by Anonymous||reply 109||04/16/2020|
I don’t know about Trump, but DL has a Copycat Thread Thief starting a lamer poll tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||05/25/2020|
What is your favorite nickname with DL losers who steal or ignore thread ideas that have already been done?
|by Anonymous||reply 111||05/25/2020|
The Try Hard is writing more laugh-free joke names for Trump.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/25/2020|
I love how "Other" is winning the poll in the copycat thread.
Because the OP's suggestions are so lame!
|by Anonymous||reply 113||05/26/2020|
I just answered this in the other thread about Trump's nicknames. My brother has been using Orange Julius for years. Did he start it?
|by Anonymous||reply 114||05/26/2020|
Trump is too stupid and irresponsible to have started a successful business decades ago that plays into his current position..
But Vladimir Putin may have started it.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||05/26/2020|
The Copycat Thread Thief is still trying hard!
|by Anonymous||reply 116||05/28/2020|
Bump for the basics who may fall prey to the copycat thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||06/03/2020|
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|by Anonymous||reply 119||06/04/2020|
Bunker Boy might be more telling. It speaks more to a boy sent to do a man's work, and a stupid boy at that.
The Commander-In-Chief wasn't so commanding when he hid in his bunker, frightened for his safety.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||06/04/2020|
BLOATUS aka The Glutton with the Button
|by Anonymous||reply 121||06/04/2020|
My regular twitter search is for "Fat Orange Fuck"
|by Anonymous||reply 122||06/04/2020|
Captain valtrex is my new favourite.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||06/05/2020|
Do any of the right-wing trolls and sock puppets flooding DL with propaganda today want to weight in?
|by Anonymous||reply 124||06/17/2020|
Spike Lee called him Agent Orange.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||06/17/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 126||06/17/2020|
IMO Kim, who has out-played Trump on every count, said it best. The Dotard.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||06/17/2020|
Godtoddler?! Bitch, I hollered!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 128||06/17/2020|
Good one, r18.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||06/27/2020|
Spray Tanned Fart Balloon....that is hysterical.
Wasn't there one with an anus?
|by Anonymous||reply 130||06/27/2020|
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|by Anonymous||reply 132||06/27/2020|
r130 "Orange Anus" is from 2016 - first used by Rosie O'Donnell.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||06/27/2020|
How about the 2015 Thread Bump Generator?
|by Anonymous||reply 134||07/07/2020|
Trumplethinskin is a combination of clever and apt because it's so true.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||07/07/2020|
I'm quite surprised Cheetolini has lasted this long.
In our poll and in-office.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||07/07/2020|
Bump so I can "Be Social Justice Warrior in the workplace."
|by Anonymous||reply 137||07/09/2020|
I like Orange Shit Stain or Twitler. Anything with the word traitor is good. Sadly being a sociopath they have no effect on him.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||07/09/2020|
My goodness, the right-wing trolls are out in force today!
I'm going with Tweety Amin.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||07/22/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 140||07/22/2020|
I remain partial to Feral Orange Hog
|by Anonymous||reply 141||07/22/2020|
R3's comment has aged horribly! 😝😝 Trump the fat 🐷 is going down!
|by Anonymous||reply 142||07/27/2020|
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The Great White Dope
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The Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
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Little Lady Fingers
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The Lyin' King
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President Gold Man Sucks
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|by Anonymous||reply 156||Last Friday at 9:23 AM|
Read it here: Mango Mussolini
Putin's Puppy or Putin's Puppet
The best is what Tammy Duckworth coined: "Cadet Bone Spurs"
|by Anonymous||reply 157||Last Friday at 9:34 AM|
If only these were made public in 2015!
|by Anonymous||reply 158||Last Friday at 11:44 AM|
I'm kind of partial to" The Botched Abortion." Works for me.
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