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Behold the men of Mister Global in their skimpy national costumes

Beautiful men, lots of skin, and the pageantry of elaborate costumes. This seems right up our alley!

Sri Lanka - gorgeous man and beautiful costume. Same for Mexico and Panama. Mr. Japan is so flippin elegant and dashing. Mr. Haiti is gorgeous and appears to be hiding an amazing ass. Mr. D.R. has those bedroom eyes down and looks stunning. Mr. Korea looks just as dashing as Mr. Japan in another under-stated but elegant costume. Mr. Nigeria isn't very handsome, but I also love the elegant simplicity of his costume. Mr. Nepal is lovely, but he's wearing a parade float. Mr. Cuba? Oh, dear. Mr. USA? Come ooooon...

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by Anonymousreply 24September 30, 2019 1:40 AM
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by Anonymousreply 1September 29, 2019 6:16 PM

The outfits are gorgeous. The men not so much. I've had much better from most of these nationalities.

by Anonymousreply 2September 29, 2019 6:19 PM

Mr. USA looks like a moron wearing that costume.

by Anonymousreply 3September 29, 2019 6:19 PM

Mr USA got there on a short bus.

by Anonymousreply 4September 29, 2019 6:23 PM

Mr. USA just does not fit in with the others. Neither does Switzerland, who is just wearing his country's flag.

Some of them look very sexy in their costumes, and some look like idiots. I thought Sri Lanka, Panama, Dominican Republic, and Spain looked the hottest. Portugal is gorgeous, but he looks silly in that costume.

by Anonymousreply 5September 29, 2019 6:25 PM

I know he's brown, so putting him in a redneck getup could be considered problematic, but surely there are better workarounds than the Superman costume?

by Anonymousreply 6September 29, 2019 6:32 PM

R6, a well-fitted cowboy outfit, perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 7September 29, 2019 6:37 PM

r7 Ah, of course. I knew there was something blindingly obvious I was missing.

by Anonymousreply 8September 29, 2019 6:40 PM

Unless a Native American were representing the USA, in which case he could have perhaps worn something appropriate for his particular tribe.

by Anonymousreply 9September 29, 2019 6:42 PM

of course, someone had to find a problem with the Puerto Rican costume. Better to put the model in a NY Yankees jersey, shorts to his ankle, and a large 10 karat gold $ sign medallion on his neck.

by Anonymousreply 10September 29, 2019 6:43 PM

Mr. USA needs to wear something like this.

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by Anonymousreply 11September 29, 2019 6:43 PM

Jesus, those are beautiful photos.

by Anonymousreply 12September 29, 2019 6:46 PM

I always wondered what a Nigerian prince looked like.

by Anonymousreply 13September 29, 2019 6:47 PM

Mr USA should have been dressed as a cowboy. I bet DC sues their ass.

by Anonymousreply 14September 29, 2019 6:48 PM

we know, OP.

There's a robust thread at R1

by Anonymousreply 15September 29, 2019 6:48 PM

Chile is breathtaking. Egypt looks like a hot stoned college bro— very much my ideal. I want to suck South Africa’s Boer tits.

by Anonymousreply 16September 29, 2019 7:03 PM

At least majority of them have beautiful bodies. Some of them are handsome, some not.

by Anonymousreply 17September 29, 2019 7:08 PM

I can assure you that Spain is not wearing any national costume. That seems a modern interpretation of a bullfight costume

by Anonymousreply 18September 29, 2019 7:14 PM

USA should have been either

Marlboro Man

or

The Indian dancer from the Johnny Depp perfume advert

by Anonymousreply 19September 29, 2019 7:21 PM

I haven't looked at all of them, but the South African #8 is hot.

by Anonymousreply 20September 29, 2019 7:23 PM

Swedish guy didn't try.

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by Anonymousreply 21September 29, 2019 10:32 PM

Mr Sri Lanka needs to fuck me, NOW.

by Anonymousreply 22September 29, 2019 10:53 PM

Mr USA should have at least spent the extra $10 and worn one of those padded Superman costumes you can get from Party City.

by Anonymousreply 23September 30, 2019 1:08 AM

#14 Looks like your average Czech guy.

by Anonymousreply 24September 30, 2019 1:40 AM
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