Mark Ronson comes out as Sapiosexual

An abstract concept like intelligence is not a sexual organ, so the term doesn't make sense.

Homosexual - attracted to people with the same anatomy

Bisexual - attracted to people who have your anatomy or who have anatomy that you don't have (Bi for the two sexes)

Heterosexual - attracted to people with different anatomy so there is a "mix" of anatomy.

These all make sense.

You don't fuck an abstract concept.

So who's a handsome and super smart male celeb we could pair him up with? 🤔

Shapiosheckshual.

You don’t suck intelligence Mark. Get back to us when you admit to liking dick, otherwise you’re just vanilla hetero.

Yeah, suck on that big brain. Go on take my whole mind in your mouth, boy!

[quote]You don't fuck an abstract concept.

You most certainly can overlay concrete reality with a projection using the power of imagination, and derive sexual pleasure from it. It's similar to people who pretend their partners are other people during sex.

This is just as bad as Andrew Garfield’s gaybaiting.

Either admits you like the peen or get off the pot.

It means he likes smart women or, more accurately, women he has some sort of emotional/intellectual connection to.

This would seem to define a majority of straight men. (And gay men if you substitute "man" for "woman")

[quote]"The definition means intelligence first then attraction. I date men and women and identify as bisexual, and the thing that linked all people that I have dated has been their brains."

All the people I've dated have had brains, too -- maybe I'm a sapiosexual!

All his partners have been women. But now he’s “queer” cuz held sapiosexual.

I could vomit just listening to this

So...he likes to fuck with your mind?

He said he has dated males and females. It’s not a nebulous Andrew Garfield statement dudes

I do hear some people saying that the sexiest organ of the human body lies between our ears.

Oh my bro

I am also attracted to brains -- as long as they're attached to a big cock.

Dumb guys are the best in bed.

Also known as, "Pay attention to MEEEEEEEEE! I've stopped being relevant!"

💤💤💤💤💤

[Quote] Presenter Ben Shephard added: "So you are coming out as sapiosexual. Out and proud on Good Morning Britain."

Fuck you, Ben.

I'd rather date dumb and marry smart

I didn't know intelligence induces hard-ons.

I just thought he was gay. Never heard of a wife and rashida jones.

[Quote] I just thought he was gay.

Easy mistake. He's Jewish.

Everytime someone comes up with a weird name for their sexuality just means that they are gay. Bi,Tri, whatever you are gayer than Billy Porter and we all know it.

I’m Dinerosapien. I’m attracted to people with money.

There is something VERY sexy about this guy.

Present brain!

Well, not much of a field for that out there.

Nothing like a fail/safe attitude.

Link for that R12?

Or wishful thinking?

What r1 said. People are gay, straight, or bi. Within those categories, of course we all have personal tastes and preferences—I love gingers, I go for brains before looks, I'm a foot fetishist and consider feet first, I've got a thing for guys/gals who wear glasses, I come from a dysfunctional family and am drawn to castrating bitches/violent alcoholics who remind me of my mother or father, etc.

These things are not sexual orientations. They don't need their own special labels and don't require you to "come out" and bore others to death droning on and on about them as though people were clamoring to know every tedious detail of your history and personality.

R26 Maybe his soft jew face? Are you also into Josh and Jared Kushner? They have this look, too, and are just as fey.

I like 'em big and stupid. Is there a word for that?

I’m only attracted to beautiful people. Pulchritudosexual?

[quote]I like 'em big and stupid. Is there a word for that?

"Athletosexual."

I'm bagsofmoneyosexual.

I'm needysexypeoplesexual.

This is one of the most pretentious things I've ever heard.

Mark, darling....give me a fucking BREAK.

Do whatever or whoever you do, and just shut up about it.

Being attracted to someone for their intelligence, wit, intellect, prowess, power, quiet reserve, etc., etc., is nothing new. It doesn’t need a name. It’s been going on since the dawn of time.

Stop the nonsense. Sapiosexual is not a sexual orientation.

Like millions of other people, I've been pacing the floor for years, worrying and wondering about Mark Ronson's sexuality. And now, finally....sweet relief!!!!!

I guess I've been 'bi' sexual all these years because I loves me some biceps!

I knew he was queer when I saw him on SNL. Looks like a big-dicked bottom.

Agreed R26. & a resounding Right on R42!

He helped kill Amy Winehouse, passing her drugs.

He needs to put a bag over his head. Ugly as sin.

[quote]I like 'em big and stupid. Is there a word for that?

Gronkosaurus

Anyone know his handle on Grindr, so I can send him my pic???

Just another way to avoid stigma, discrimination , violence, rejection, coming to terms with your own insecurities, familial shame and self-hate. The not having any label allows one to have many labels.

Some other guest claimed to have dated both men and women, not Mark. He’s still chasing snatch; he just wants to seem woke.

Can’t wait to see what fat pig he dates next! Since he’s all about inner beauty now. Funny how his past “inner beauty” attractions have all been 20 year old yoga instructors.

Yeah, r48, I suspect a lot of the people insisting that everyone recognize their goofy, bespoke "sexual orientations" just can't abide being labeled as ordinary straight people.

Sapiosexual sounds like he is coming out as half lizard and man.

Fuck yeah! I love this dude.

I just hope hanging out in Michael Jackson's bed as a child didn't damage him.

He is very good looking in person and tall. Saw him while I was shopping in Soho. He was entering an apt building with 2 other people, a male and female.

He's handsome but as vanilla as, well, vanilla ice cream. Undoubtedly he said this to make himself look vaguely interesting for three seconds.

I think he’s a hot nerd. I get where he’s coming from. I can only deal with dumb and pretty for so long. However I am also shallow and need hotness too.

Someone introduce him to Sam Smith.

Or Nico Tortellini.

Who are his past girlfriends?

These gay people who do everything they can to avoid saying they're gay and who don't like labels sure have a lot of labels only to realize they're gay.

I love his music, don't know much about him personally. Cute though, and looks a lot younger than mid-40s.

Probably can't admit he's bi or gay and has to invent some other label, as others have said. Lots of that going around.

He isn't gay at all.

Ex-wife. Not unattractive nor a raving beauty.

Not a bombshell either.

Rather gawky, really.

Oh, please, just admit you like guys too. All of these new terms to define your sexuality. It comes across as pretentious and hypocritical.

*Mark Ronson comes out as Mentally Ill

Fixed.

Sapinsexual?

Y’all act as if you’re just hearing of the Sapiosexual identity movement. It’s been trending for years now and is popular on social Media.

R67

That doesn't make it any less ridiculous, r68.

He looked like Shawn Mendes' older brother this morning.

[quote]He said he has dated males and females.

Source?

R19 Ben really should STFU considering how he was queening out when he interviewed Madonna back in 2009. You can probably find the interview on YouTube.

So now we "come out" by stating our preferences? And give them special names?

Jeez. Nobody's just a bisexual anymore.

R62 she looks like a drag queen.

Anytime I come across someone on Scruff or Grindr who identifies as "sapiosexual" I immediately report them to the FBI. The smugness practically wafts off my phone's screen.

It's a British thing, like that fat twat on CBS late at night.

Mark Ronson is from New York, no?

Homosapiensexual?

Exhaustingsexual.

He's my dream man, and I would happily try to suck his brains out through his cock.

R79 he was born in London but moved to New York when he was 8 years old.

Utterly BS! Yes, I like them smart as well, but I wouldn't fuck the most brilliant human if there was a pussy attached. This is clearly another case of someone who loves a cock but has no balls to admit it.

i think it's more like someone who does not love cock but thinks identifying as straight is too boring and ordinary.

He looks fine AF in OP’s a photo!

I’m a laughing at my own typo. ^

He's attracted more to personality rather than physical, which I get. Looks are great but I just can't get past it if someone is not intelligent and a good sense of humor.

I am the opposite. I so attracted to the physical, I am often attracted to people widely considered “dumb.”

You like em big and stupid.

So if I show him my test scores will he suck my cock?

Mark is going to look like Leonard Cohen when gets old

Sapiosexual....this just means he is a nelly queen and a megabottom.

He’s hot as fuck and has always pinged at least bi. I’m fine with this.

R6 doesn't know what an abstract concept is.

A fantasy is not a concept.

Listen carefully and you’ll hear my eyes rolling.

[Quote] This is clearly another case of someone who loves a cock but has no balls to admit it.

No, it's not. He was promoting his album. And talking flippantly, as heteros are wont to do re coming out.

I wonder if his past wives & girlfriends pegged him.

Stop it bro

[quote]He's attracted more to personality rather than physical, which I get. Looks are great but I just can't get past it if someone is not intelligent and a good sense of humor.

Fine, but do you feel that you thus need a special label for your sexuality?

[quote]He's attracted more to personality rather than physical, which I get.

Virtually everyone gets it because this is a common social phenomenon, and not a sexual identity.

In other words, he is bisexual, and prefers intelligent people. I prefer intelligent people too, but that has nothing to do with my singular attraction to men.

I'm homosexual and prefer horse hung dudes with PhDs. _________sexual?

Sapiosexual. Oh Mark, It must be terrifying to 'come out' as "Someone who finds intelligence sexually attractive or arousing". Be brave, Mark! Be visible! For all the less privileged Sapios, still in the closet or bearding with idiots for fear of being disowned by their ordinary IQ family, sacked by their dumb boss, evicted by moronic landlords. Simply for loving who they love.

Mark the Sapiosexual- Seems opposites do attract.

What's it called when you like boozy dumb bitches?

[quote]I'm homosexual and prefer horse hung dudes with PhDs. _________sexual?

Run-of-the-mill homosexual.

Mark Ronson comes out as exhausting.

Mark, if you want people to care you have to come out as HIV positive.

.......

You might as well post a pic of him cuddling Graham Norton or Alan Carr...

Sounds like ABLEISM to me! Discrimination against the cognitively impaired.

Indeed, r111 , Mark needs to interrogate his sexual preferences and work on making his hole more inclusive. Of course I'm not saying he HAS to take dumb-bro cock up the clacker. I'm only saying if he refuses, he's a nazi bigot, personally responsible for thousands of idiots dying every day.

COGNITIVE VIOLENCE!!!!

So he only likes men?

- 1 billion billion billion/ 1

i want his dick.

I'm going to guess that, seeing how well Harry Styles did, he is just teasing gay guys to drive up interest and album sales.

The straight boys who tease gay guys – one broke my heart in college. Clearly they also do it late in life when they need a hit of attention.

I had a short relationship with a straight architect. Long conversations turned into a few drunken hookups, and eventually he ended up having sex with almost all my female friends.

His wife HATES me.

Mark Ronson is hot. That is all.

He never said anything about men. And Harry Styles said years ago that he was "pretty sure [he's] not [into men]."

Mark Ronson produced Amy Winehouse's Back To Black album, so he gets a free pass from me.

The shit these people come up with just to cover up the fact they like cock.

He co-produced it.

He did most of the mixing on it.

Mixing XYZ doesn't mean someone should get sole credit for production, dear.

He wrote the song Back To Black and produced six of the eleven songs, and mixed the other five. Remi certainly contributed too, but Ronson did most of the heavy lifting. They shared producer credit, though. Ronson was generous enough to give Gaga co-writer credit on Shallow, even though he did most of the writing.

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[Quote] He wrote the song Back To Black and produced six of the eleven songs, and mixed the other five. Remi certainly contributed too, but Ronson did most of the heavy lifting. They shared producer credit, though. Ronson was generous enough to give Gaga co-writer credit on Shallow, even though he did most of the writing.

I see what you did there: Throwing in at the end the apparent courtesy credit affored Gaga to imply that Salaam Remi's productions weren't really his either. Naughty.

Mark Ronson has now apologized for his comments.

So his defense is that he was too stupid to understand what the journo meant by "sapiosexual?"

I can just hear Joséphine de La Baume's eyes rolling back into her head upon hearing/reading this.

R129 It's the most heartening news of all for morons who have a crush on Mark Ronson.

BLOWHARD!!!

I like the new single Don't Leave Me Lonely with Yebba.

R134 Isn't yebba's voice hypnotizing?! She had me at "Tell me, baby what's on your heart" And when she goes off at the end of second verse!! ! Beautiful!

Which other songs do you like from the album? I have been listening to it a lot since its release.

This isn't from the new album, but Daffodils with Kevin Parker is probably by favorite Mark Ronson tune. Love it.

And I am also linking the fabulous disco remix of Don't Leave Me Lonely.

Far out. “I’m sapiosexual, I like brains”. You stupid cunt, this just means you aren’t shallow! Is that asexuality now? Fucking Hell, I weep for the future.

I think it's sad that some people are so outraged by people exploring new ways to define themselves.

They're the same type of person who freaks out about a typo.

I wonder what their mothers are like. They're turning into them.

I think I see a hint of hole.

R139 what’s tragic is people have to define themselves simply by who they’re attracted to. It’s tiresome. People are so much more than that.

Don't Leave Me Lonely is the BEST song i’ve heard in a while. YEBBA is everything the world needs right now. What a banger.

I wanna suck Mark's uncut cock so bad that my vag is so moist and fluffy!!!! Now I said it.

I'm tired of having my sexual orientation reduced to the level of a common cold.

[quote]r141 what’s tragic is people have to define themselves simply by who they’re attracted to. It’s tiresome. People are so much more than that.

Due to your bias, you're hearing what you want to hear. I've never heard anyone, and certainly not Mr. Ronson, state, "I am (fill in the blank) and that's all there is to me. Don't ask me about anything else because that's absolutely my whole story."

I've always been attracted to smart men and women, didn't know there was a word for it. I smell what he's cooking.

No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

They just released an acoustic version of "Don't leave me lonely" . Just when you think you couldn't be more in love with Yebba's voice!! 😍

Mr. Ronson, Miss Lange... I've never trusted the objectivity of someone invoking the honorific Mrs., Mr. or Miss. It says suck up.

Thank you, R1. The Balkanization of sexual identities may be one of the biggest fads of all time. And it is all crap!

Existentialism has run amok. Academic theories are now driving identity.

We are living through the most narcissistic age of all times.

Stop contemplating your navel. No wonder that filth got elected POTUS.