Ecosexual

I've heard of treehuggers but this is ridiculous.

Ecosexual: Another millennial who "doesn't like labels" trying to avoid saying he's gay.

I guess males with no testosterone who are also asexual could identify as this.

Sounds seedy to me.

Oh good. R1 is right.

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So now I have to compete with nature? Fuck that.

The Advocate is now doing more to mock gay people than Westboro Baptist. Disgusting.

So they're having sex with plants? So are we going to have to make it LGBTQAP? Or LGBTQAE?

Let's see - LGBT MNOP QRS UV XYZ ?

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This is such old news! We used to call them 'hop enthusiasts' and 'worshipers of the vine'.

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These guys must find mother earth hot as hell.

Could a pumpkin fucking be considered ecosexual, 'coz I heard pumpkin fucking is a thing.

[quote]The term has been around for much of the 21st century, although its definition can range from those who want to make environmental activism sexy and fun to those who derive sexual pleasure from interactions with nature. [quote]While ecosexuals may be gay, straight, or bisexual, cisgender or transgender, some are seeking an alliance with the LGBT movement.

Intersectionality run amok.

[quote]Sounds seedy to me.

Why am I the first to acknowledge this comment? How could the rest of you mow past this one?

I will not be denied!

Wanna root?

And I thought that I'd never miss the thread about the woman who married a train station!

Trees Presenting Knot Hole.

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The tree did not consent.

Are they forgetting about Otherkin?

Ecosexal trans?

Goodness sake, you won't find me rolling around in potting soil and fucking a knob on a spruce tree.

Sexual^ (spelling - opps)

Equalsexual?

Wanna root behind the bushes?

The stupidity never ends.

I wish some of these people would become "Electrical outlet-sexual".

Nope. Nothing new hear. I had witchy friends in the 80's who would make love to trees.

"Ecosexual" : brought to you by the Grammarly User Group

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I remember an episode of the old Will and Grace, where Will and Karen both like this guy, and he says he is a Pansexual, and Karen asks does that mean he's been humping her pans?(they were in her kitchen, at the time) I'm afraid that joke wouldn't work today because I'm sure there are now a small community of people wanting their sexual attraction to cookware to be acknowledged and affirmed.

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he'll do you dirt.

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I used to say I was an arborphile, based on my interest in planting and nurturing trees. I stopped when I realized the term means people who are aroused by trees.

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Just. No.

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What r23 said

= #TreeToo

R37, ha ha and LOL. You made me laugh my coffee out through my nose.

This information is both Interesting and validating. Maybe this is why I've always been attracted to pansies.

Are we officially post-language now? Nothing means anything anymore? Words are just amorphous shadows of concepts rather than concrete expressions?

Oooh, a link to The Advocate! How relevant and insightful!

Having sex out in nature all fine, having sex with nature no thanks.

O! My green sides...

Go on r47

Why is this idiotic magazine even mentioning gay or Bisexual in the headline? Trans is not a sexuality.

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I am willing to bet that every last motherfucker here has either fucked or been fucked by a tree.

"It'll take an ocean/Of Calamine lotion..."

Just make sure the flowers are in full bloom before fucking them. Otherwise you’d be a petalphile.

Your sexuality depends on the sexual organs of yourself and the people you choose to sleep with on a regular basis. It's a simple concept.