I'm that friend you haven't seen or heard from in ages, posting status updates as if you know who or what I'm talking about.
Ugh, cancer. đ˘
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 11, 2019 6:37 PM |
Iâm an Easy Jet passenger who is now on the Instagram page of some rude cunt Iâve never met. No one knows my name, but now Iâm famous, & I donât even know it! âšď¸
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 11, 2019 6:45 PM |
Iâm the fake Marilyn Monroe quote that, to paraphrase, is something like âIf you canât take me at my worst, you donât deserve me at my best.â
Itâs the neon sign of BPD.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 11, 2019 7:15 PM |
Not again.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 11, 2019 7:35 PM |
Why do these things keep happening to me? I'm done. I'm just done.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 11, 2019 7:37 PM |
R6, I'm the frau who responds with "what happened, girl? Whatever it is, they don't deserve you. You're awesome."
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 11, 2019 7:38 PM |
Iâm the frau who comments âPM me hon and weâll talk. love ya!â
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 11, 2019 7:51 PM |
Iâm the picture of a cute one legged dog, I bet I wonât even get one share.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 11, 2019 7:55 PM |
I'm the neighbour's dog. I am wondering why I was borrowed by humans next door to click pictures. It was so they could have more attention - even though they spelled my name wrong(it's percy with a "y" Becky!)
Yikes! R8 I do that sometimes.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 11, 2019 8:19 PM |
Now don't be silly R9 dogs always pump up likes and shares!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 11, 2019 8:20 PM |
I'm the person you're vaguebooking about, who is not on Facebook and not seeing your posts and couldn't give two shits about your grievances.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 11, 2019 9:10 PM |
Asking for prayers right now!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 11, 2019 9:26 PM |
I'm the friend texting screenshots to your ex, of all your passive aggressive posts him.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 11, 2019 11:59 PM |
Iâm thoughts and prayers, love and light.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 12, 2019 12:06 AM |
My earrings are something. . .
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 12, 2019 12:08 AM |
My caftans just isnât . .
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 12, 2019 12:08 AM |
always remember you never know what someone may be going through đ˘
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 12, 2019 12:18 AM |
I'm desperate for attention, trying to pretend I'm not.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 15, 2019 6:33 PM |
Iâm the frau who rolls her eyes about her cousin being all dramatic with cryptic posts. I just posted: âThere are givers and takers in this world. You can be both, and if you are, Iâm happy to give to you. But if all you do is take, I have to give you directions to the door. Sorry not sorry, just enforcing healthy boundaries for myself!â
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 15, 2019 7:11 PM |
So...Over...It.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 15, 2019 8:14 PM |
We got you, Todd. Stay strong.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 15, 2019 9:12 PM |
Why do I even try anymore! Ugh!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 16, 2019 1:11 AM |
To the person who new what they did and when you are in my sites dont even try to say your sorry cuz its gon way beyond tht now
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 16, 2019 1:33 AM |
They know who they are.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 16, 2019 1:33 AM |
(picture of ice cream)
Some days all you can do is eat all the feelings
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 17, 2019 2:06 AM |
I can't explain why right now, but: prayers UP.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 17, 2019 2:07 AM |
Sometimes you just have to let the negative people go. From now on Iâm living for ME.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 17, 2019 11:54 AM |
I'm taking a break from Vaguebook. Those who are my true friends will know how to contact me and not need a reminder of when my birthday is. I have no room for fake people or negativity anymore. There comes a point when you have to let it go. There will be another song for me and I will sing it. There will be another dream for me, someone will bring it.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 17, 2019 12:05 PM |
I am just so DONE!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 17, 2019 12:08 PM |
No one paid attention to my cryptic post the first time so I will have to click "Like" so it shows up again on people's feeds.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 17, 2019 12:12 PM |
Cleaning our my friends list. If you want to stay comment yes on this post.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 17, 2019 12:12 PM |
Is that something youâve actually seen R33?
Mind blowing.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 17, 2019 12:19 PM |
I'm the friend who has told you "Why don't you just leave him? You deserve better" 50 times. When cryptic status #51 comes around I just roll my eyes and scroll past it because I'm tired of repeating myself.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 17, 2019 12:20 PM |
R34, yes, but not so much now as I did when I first got on Facebook years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 17, 2019 12:21 PM |
I've seen that too about purging.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 17, 2019 12:26 PM |
I'm the cryptic quote shared immediately after my status that relates to whoever or whatever I was talking about before. Just in case I didn't drive the point home the first time.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 17, 2019 12:27 PM |
Ok, so THAT happened!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 17, 2019 12:30 PM |
Relationship status updated to single. All pictures of and with HIM deleted.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 17, 2019 12:43 PM |
I'm narcissism, which the vaguebooker ironically accuses EVERYONE ELSE of.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 17, 2019 12:43 PM |
I know this is a long post. But if you've read the whole post, please respond with a "hell, yeah." I want to see how many people click "share" without actually reading.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 17, 2019 2:24 PM |
I bet I won't even get one "like."
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 17, 2019 2:27 PM |
Most won't, but my real friends (and I think I know who you are) will share.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 17, 2019 2:36 PM |
When someone shows you who they are, believe them!!!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 17, 2019 3:33 PM |
Iâm sorry if this makes you feel guilty, but it is all your faults. Goodbye.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 17, 2019 3:43 PM |
You probably won't be hearing from me for a while.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 17, 2019 5:57 PM |
The Facebook purger is always my favorite. It's almost always someone you met through a friend of a friend or at a party 10 or 15 years ago that you quickly realize is a looney the more of their posts you see. Some big loss. I'm always tempted to respond "you can purge me. I'm sick of your shit anyway."
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 17, 2019 5:57 PM |
Something unexpected has happened and I canât pay this monthâs bills! Help! Link to gofundme
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 17, 2019 6:03 PM |
I am so depressed and in so much pain this may be the last you ever hear from me.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 17, 2019 6:07 PM |
Actual post from âDebbieâ
âThere really is very little loyalty anymore. Everyone is out for themselves no matter the cost! Sad and disgraceful.â
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 17, 2019 7:56 PM |
#FML
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 17, 2019 7:59 PM |
Another from âDebbieâ
So if this weekend wasnât horrific enough I just got the last bit of wind taken out of my sail! #itsnevergoodenough
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 17, 2019 7:59 PM |
Poor âDebbieâ
âWondering if people took accountability for their own actions instead of blaming others for their dysfunction what this world would actually be like! #ownyourownshitâ
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 17, 2019 8:01 PM |
oh âDebbieâ
âbroken hearts never heal when every day theyâre broken more and moreâ
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 17, 2019 8:03 PM |
I have sufficient.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 17, 2019 8:05 PM |
Youâll end up really disappointed if you think people will do for you as you do for them. After all, not everyone has your heart.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 17, 2019 8:10 PM |
I'm the pic of the plate and used silverware with tiny remnants of tonight's dinner splayed around the edges with the caption: "Delish! No one has the faintest idea of what I had or even where I ate this meal. My post has three likes from distant acquaintances.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 17, 2019 8:14 PM |
Third paragraph in, and here it is:
[quote]Now I'm watching the ones who will have the time to read this post until the end. This is a little test, just to see who reads, and who shares without reading.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 17, 2019 8:33 PM |
How much energy does it take to like someone's post? But so many of you can't even do that. Now I'm going to kill myself and it's all your fault. Also, I bet I won't even get one share.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 17, 2019 8:36 PM |
I'm your frauish acquaintance who needs to post constantly about the agonizing pain in which she lives every day.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 17, 2019 9:19 PM |
It just isnât worth it anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 17, 2019 9:33 PM |
My heart is broken.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 17, 2019 9:56 PM |
I post on Vaguebook because people depend on my posts and look forward to them as inspiration in their daily lives. But, everything I upload is vain and shallow, such as how I went through the long process of rebuilding my pool area, and, how involved I was in deciding the arrangement and location of the outdoor furniture and the chiminea.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 17, 2019 10:03 PM |
I'm the oblique Stevie Nicks lyrics quoted in hopes of getting someone/anyone to ask, "What's wrong, hon?"
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 17, 2019 10:08 PM |
I'm vaguely the threatening. "I could simmer down but I'm better at being angry and shit." Posted while on probation.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 17, 2019 10:12 PM |
Iâm the Vaguebookerâs co-workers, trying to figure out if todayâs angry post is about us
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 17, 2019 10:21 PM |
This little girl is suffering from stage 6 prostate cancer. 35% of you will just scroll. The rest one like=1 prayer.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 17, 2019 10:40 PM |
Type âAmenâ in the comments and watch what happens!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 17, 2019 11:19 PM |
âYouâve got this!â
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 17, 2019 11:37 PM |
I'm the drunken rantings of an Eldergay from the Deep South. I whine about my FRAGILE heart being broken again. I ask my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ to forgive my sins.
I ask "Why can't anyone love me for me?" in hopes of the Frauen telling me what a catch I am, if only I were straight, and how I am too good a catch to be worrying about the trash (that I'm attracted to).
I post a Bible verse which is nonsensical but gets the message crossed that I am SAVED despite my sick homosexuality which only makes me sad.
I get belligerent and post a lot of VAGUE threats with lots of curse words along with plenty of Jesuses before I pass out drunk at the keyboard.
In the morning, I rush to delete everything from the night before.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 17, 2019 11:46 PM |
The guy who got thousands of Facebook users to pray for the dog with the slice of ham on his face must be a DLer.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 18, 2019 12:19 AM |
Debbie and Todd need to get together!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 18, 2019 12:37 AM |
Debbie IS the female Todd, youâre right. By the way, those are real posts I pasted there. âDebbieâ (not real name but in that same genre) exists and if you follow her FB youâre in for a treat of drama.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 18, 2019 12:50 AM |
Like this if you've ever been dumped.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 18, 2019 12:51 AM |
I was friended by this fine lady in the Shenandoah Valley who is the personification of vaguebook, mainly because she doesnât know how to express herself in full sentences. She only posts after having a few highballs, In order to air some long standing grievances about various relatives. She will darkly allude to terrible consequences coming the way of her enemies, and then a few concerned fraus will urge her to sit tight and that they will PM ASAP. Itâs this big hillbilly soap opera going on year after year. I canât look away, itâs like a window into another world.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 18, 2019 1:06 AM |
One of my favorites are the fave Ellen pages with giveaways for cars, cash, houses, etc. If you like, share and comment, "done", one lucky commenter will win said prize.
I can't believe people are that fucking gullible.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 18, 2019 1:40 AM |
The only way to show you love Jesus is to share. Ignore if you love Satan.
I'm a 5 year old with the cancer and bet no one will pray for me.
I bet you won't like or share this picture of a baby with Down's.
You spend thousands every day on Starbucks and makeup! Support my small business!! #herbalifebossbabe!!!
Mommy needs vodka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mommy has a potty mouth!!!!!! Wine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R77, not only are they gullible, they post their whole fucking sob story in the comments. As if anyone cares you're a single mother with no arms or legs and this money/prize would be suuuch a blessing!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 18, 2019 2:22 AM |
We need a thread for Facebook cringe.
"My 1 month old just walked across the house to get my phone in order to take this picture of me posing and duckfacing!! She just loves to take pictures with my phone!!!!! #tinybutfierce
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 18, 2019 2:31 AM |
Some of you are NOT vaguing.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 18, 2019 5:28 AM |
I have this acquaintance who posts shit like "At the hospital AGAIN đŤ This kid is giving me grey hairs lol" and I would unfriend her but it's like a sick sociological experiment watching the fraus flock to her posts with comments like "Hugs to Billy. Mummy, get yourself a wine!"
Then, the frau OP will write "it's so gross, I can barely look at it [the injury]. Don't know whether I should post or not đ" And it's like fucking chum in the ocean, her fellow fraus come biting and she gets an extra swell of attention.
Once she posted about her "precious J" winning some student award, and I quote "gets her brians from her Mumma." Her brians. Dumb fucking frau.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 18, 2019 6:04 AM |
Iâm the schizophrenia under the surface causing these posts.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 18, 2019 6:37 AM |
A movie star, a president's sidepiece, a German and a baseball player.
A bisexual heartthrob, a bisexual heartthrob
on the cover of a magazine
a Hitchcock blonde, a sex symbol
picture of a beauty queen
3 incredible dancers on air
They had style, they had grace
a pin up girl gives good face
golden era female legends, we love you
ladies with an attitude, fellows that were in the mood
don't just stand there, lets get to it, strike a pose, there's noting to it
Vague
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 18, 2019 12:04 PM |
âDebbieâ
âI donât know why I even bother with some people. I am DONE!â
Comments include things like âyouâre real friends got your back, girlâ, âwe have to catch up soonâ, âyou ok???â, âyou GOT this!!!â etc
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 18, 2019 12:32 PM |
If you canât handle me at my worst then you sure as hell donât deserve me at my best!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 19, 2019 12:57 PM |
Forgiving someone doesnât mean their behavior was okay.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 19, 2019 7:27 PM |
Le sigh. Then the hashtage #vaguebooking just so we all know for sure.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 19, 2019 8:54 PM |
Oh, dear to my own typo! Should be hashtag.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 19, 2019 8:55 PM |
All I can say is Karma is a bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 20, 2019 3:43 AM |
âWorst day ever!!!!â
by Anonymous | reply 90 | September 20, 2019 12:51 PM |
âBye!!!â
by Anonymous | reply 91 | September 20, 2019 2:27 PM |
Don't like or share this, copy and paste it as your status.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 20, 2019 2:32 PM |
I'm the guy who posts this, everyone secretly lols while posting sympathetic comments.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | September 20, 2019 2:50 PM |
I AM the storm!
by Anonymous | reply 94 | September 20, 2019 3:42 PM |
Iâm the check-in at a hospital or other medical establishment, posted without comment or any additional context.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | September 20, 2019 3:50 PM |
Stay tuned for big news!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | September 20, 2019 3:55 PM |
Iâm R95, later reassuring everyone that Madysonn simply did an incorrect flip in her gymnastics class and landed on her ankle wrong. Ice and ibuprofen is all thatâs needed. âThis is why mommy drinks wine!!!â
by Anonymous | reply 97 | September 20, 2019 4:50 PM |
Blood is supposed to be thicker than water, but I found out today why that isnât true!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | September 20, 2019 5:37 PM |
No one can disappoint you like family. I need to learn that. Anyway â onward and UPWARD!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | September 21, 2019 8:35 PM |
Jennifer is heartbroken
by Anonymous | reply 100 | September 21, 2019 8:42 PM |
Please cut and paste the following and share with your friends. I don't know what will happen if you don't but if you're my friend, and I know who you are, then you will share as requested. Also, please let me know if you're coming to the BBQ Saturday. Please bring what you always bring. God only knows, right?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 21, 2019 8:45 PM |
The killing of our children in our schools must STOP NOW.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | September 21, 2019 8:51 PM |
Public Service Announcement: Please Please Please stop for school bus loading and unloading!! Kale-see was almost hit by a speeding car on her way to school this morning. I am mortified. Please everyone attend next weekâs city council meeting to let them her our voice!
by Anonymous | reply 103 | September 21, 2019 8:59 PM |
My brother Jonathon needs ALL your prayers right now.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | September 21, 2019 9:01 PM |
Life has no meaning đ˘
by Anonymous | reply 105 | September 21, 2019 9:09 PM |
âDebbieâ says:
âSometimes the best thing you can do for yourself is to let go.â
by Anonymous | reply 106 | September 21, 2019 10:28 PM |
Gay men are just so horrible! I truly am a unicorn!
by Anonymous | reply 107 | September 22, 2019 1:47 PM |
Can't get into it now, but: wish me luck!
by Anonymous | reply 108 | September 22, 2019 7:49 PM |
^^^ we got you girl! Letâs try to get together soon!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | September 22, 2019 7:56 PM |
Everytime I talk to you, I remember why I cut you out of my life
by Anonymous | reply 110 | September 22, 2019 9:07 PM |
My heart needs protecting....and Iâm the one thatâs going to do it!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | September 23, 2019 3:14 PM |
If anyone needs mental healthcare there are many resources out there. Please seek help.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | September 23, 2019 6:53 PM |
âDebbieâ is on a roll today. She needs to get a blog:
âIâd rather be friendly with people who are not the hero or the victim in every story they tell. I like people that admit theyâre human.â
by Anonymous | reply 113 | September 23, 2019 9:15 PM |
I saw a "great" vaguebook post today:
My circle is small. If you're in it, don't lose your spot by being a shady mother fucker.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | September 26, 2019 12:08 PM |
Disappointed but not surprised.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | September 26, 2019 12:53 PM |
Again life throws me a curveball đ¤
by Anonymous | reply 116 | September 26, 2019 1:40 PM |
âThereâs no dignity, loyalty, or class among some people!â
by Anonymous | reply 117 | September 26, 2019 4:36 PM |
I don't bother with Facebook much anymore. I'm 43 though and quite frankly the people in my life are my age or older and the boring sadness of their lives just highlights that in my own. Don't get me started on the kids. I take a hiatus from mid-August to early-September during back to school frenzy.
However, I am most perplexed by Facebook stalkers. You know, the ones that never post or never comment, but reveal here and now that they are on and see what you and everyone else posts.
I find these types have the most issues, most insecurities, and the most to hide.
So, the oversharers and vaguesharers are preferable in my opinion.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | September 26, 2019 4:44 PM |
I'm so unhappy with my life I post photos of other passengers on the train while traveling to my mundane job and then get fraus and vile queen's to destroy their appearance for the Lols. I'm never happy but post lots of photos of myself, glaring my teeth (like a smile but not) usually sat at a dining table.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | September 26, 2019 4:52 PM |
queen's
glaring my teeth
usually sat a dining table
OH, DEAR
by Anonymous | reply 120 | September 26, 2019 7:52 PM |
I'm the person you met once at a party 15 years ago who randomly keeps "waving" at you in Messenger, but never actually starts a conversation. If you have something to say, Diane, then say it.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | September 26, 2019 8:19 PM |
These are excellent examples of why I left social media.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | September 26, 2019 9:55 PM |
I wish I'd been proved wrong, but ...
by Anonymous | reply 123 | September 27, 2019 12:16 AM |
R121 is Kevin Spacey
by Anonymous | reply 124 | September 27, 2019 3:25 AM |
Over being nice and be there for people that donât really want me in there life.
Just want to feel like Iâm first to someone.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | September 27, 2019 4:25 PM |
Let them judge you. Let them gossip about you. Let them misunderstand you
Their opinion is not your problem. Keep shining like you do
by Anonymous | reply 126 | September 27, 2019 4:37 PM |
Sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone
by Anonymous | reply 127 | September 27, 2019 4:38 PM |
No matter what I will never change to make someone else happy. If you donât like the way I am, keep moving on.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | September 27, 2019 4:39 PM |
I don't have time for fake friends anymore. Either be real or be gone
by Anonymous | reply 129 | September 27, 2019 4:41 PM |
To blessed to be stressed.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | September 27, 2019 8:04 PM |
My destiny just revealed itself đ
by Anonymous | reply 131 | September 27, 2019 8:09 PM |
R131 you forgot to sign that
-Destiny
by Anonymous | reply 132 | September 27, 2019 9:54 PM |
Pissed!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | October 2, 2019 1:02 AM |
Alcohol is the worst! Help!!
by Anonymous | reply 134 | October 2, 2019 1:40 AM |
I'm the profile pic changed daily with the exact downward angle that shows enough hair, face and tits to make a near 50-year old look presentable. Responses are always one word and exclamated. Beautiful! Nice! Hot! Sexy!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | October 2, 2019 1:47 AM |
I'm the pic of the infant wrapped in tubes and gauze needing 1 like for some unclear reason and betting I will be ignored anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | October 2, 2019 2:15 AM |
It's funny how you bitches run around behind my back yet smile in my face. Sleep with one eye open!
by Anonymous | reply 137 | October 8, 2019 1:58 PM |
I'm the Christian who attends a charismatic Evangelical church and gets pumped from the sermons/laying on of hands/speaking in tongues. "All things are possible with the LORD!! LORD thank you for the AMAZING triumph and GOOD NEWS today that has CHANGED MY LIFE COMPLETELY! All will be revealed VERY SOON!"
(The first 5 times I read this kind of status, I thought it referred to a new job or promotion or lottery win. I waited to hear an update with the life-changing news. After a while, I realized it was just stunting for the pastor/other church members reading it.)
by Anonymous | reply 138 | October 8, 2019 2:57 PM |
I am the birthday boy or girl on everyones friends list who is shilling for money for yet another hopeless cause
by Anonymous | reply 140 | November 18, 2019 12:02 AM |
I am Mary G. I post my life as drama filled novellas that lose everyone after one sentence. No one pays any attention to me.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | November 18, 2019 12:04 AM |
Don't get me started on the birthday fundraisers R140. "Bitch, I wasn't going to buy you anything anyway."
by Anonymous | reply 142 | November 18, 2019 2:13 AM |
How selfish of you not want to save the the wild ponies in Zanzibar r142
by Anonymous | reply 143 | November 18, 2019 2:46 AM |
You know what Iâll never understand? How some people are completely unashamed to admit that they care only about foreign ponies while our beautiful American children are literally being MURDERED by airborne peanut dust. Why is that? Why have they no shame?
And no, this isnât about [italic]you.[/italic] Not everything is about [italic]you[/italic], okay??
by Anonymous | reply 144 | November 18, 2019 3:01 AM |
Itâs nice to see that everyone in this thread is having a grand time. No, really....I donât begrudge you your happiness at all even if it does feel like rock salt, razor blades, and battery acid being rubbed to the road rash that is my heart. Oh, my heart. Honestly, I wish you all the best.
Iâm leaving now. My phone, laptop, and iPad will all be turned off for the foreseeable future. DH, Dâaxxyn, and Kaiyleriegh-Olyvia have been ordered not to answer the door (Not that anyone would knock).
Iâm sorry that I wasnât good enough. Iâm so sorry. Goodbye.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | November 18, 2019 3:24 AM |
Truth: At the end of the day, I'd rather be excluded for who I include, than included for who I exclude.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | November 19, 2019 8:34 PM |
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
by Anonymous | reply 147 | November 19, 2019 8:51 PM |
And as Tuesday comes to a close, I sit silently with my glass of Turning Leaf and smile knowingly.
Please donât ask. Those who need to know, know.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | November 19, 2019 9:40 PM |
" : / My face when someone asks if I'm a real redhead."
by Anonymous | reply 149 | November 19, 2019 9:44 PM |
I'm the trumpster cheerleader! I LOVE trump.....I lost most of my 17 friends......
by Anonymous | reply 150 | November 19, 2019 10:53 PM |
Dont expect people who cant be honest with themselves to be truthful, hiding behind a fake smile causes them more pain than you.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | November 20, 2019 2:43 AM |
Maybe one day...
by Anonymous | reply 152 | November 20, 2019 7:53 AM |
I know who will share this picture of this poor abused dog and who won't.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | November 20, 2019 2:24 PM |
Spotted today:
"I stopped venting and started praying, because I don't need sympathy ... I NEED STRENGTH."
by Anonymous | reply 154 | December 3, 2019 3:59 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 155 | December 3, 2019 4:30 PM |
âTo anyone who has ever made me feel like my best wasnât good enough....fuck you!!!â
Meme with large middle finger
by Anonymous | reply 157 | December 3, 2019 4:35 PM |
This is for God to handle ... not me.
This is for God to handle ... not me.
This is for God to handle ... not me.
This is for God to handle ... not me. ...
by Anonymous | reply 158 | December 4, 2019 2:51 AM |
I'm Nick and I get to da point.
Vaguebooking's for pixies.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | May 26, 2020 1:46 AM |
If someone doesn't believe in you during your worst, then don't let them celebrate with you during your best.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | May 26, 2020 4:41 AM |
When you look at the world with new eyes, you see the world in whole different way. I'm glad to be doing what I'm doing, no matter what people say or think.
They are fighting their own Battle of blindness.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | May 26, 2020 4:45 AM |
This is the most honest truth. So many forget to be happy with the little things. Always trying be happy with the big things.
If you can be happy with nothing. Just imagine what true happiness is like.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | May 26, 2020 4:45 AM |
R161-163 come direct from a Todd-like individual in Florida
by Anonymous | reply 164 | May 26, 2020 4:45 AM |
Facebook is for senior citizens.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | May 26, 2020 5:14 AM |