Would You Fuck Jesus Christ?

So this is what Datalounge is about nowdays?

Wow. No wonder nobody posts anymore.

Posters like op have driven everyone away.

If it keeps the Fraus & Lipstick Alley escapees away...

So far 100% of Dataloungers would bust a nut in Jesus’s butt.

OP this is just unbelievably horrible! But if he were to send over a couple of rounds and he lived nearby, I might go for it.

Holman Hunt's Jesus is a totally HAWT photo-hippie.

He'd have to cut his hair and workout a little.

OP = Seth Rogen.

This is the exact shit that he writes for his stupid "Preacher" show.

And this is exactly why AMC CANCELLED "Preacher."

They just don't get it.

Proto-hippie.

I’ll see OP in hell — from heaven.

I don't know what kind of damaged people find this kind of "humor" to be funny.

It's bizarre.

Photo of Jesus at The Eagle in Jerusalem

Yes, OP.

There are rumors Jesus was gay, so why not?

I did hear he was hung!

Jesus Christ was ALLEGEDLY a pass-around Bottom for the Romans.

Uh no. His boyfriend Judas was known for snatching weaves.

Oh, ffs. Not being a believer is one thing, the blatant disrespect on display here is quite another. Grow up, OP.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

There have been some actual articles which have debated this.

By the time of his death in his early 30's, Jesus was still apparently unmarried. Which was very unusual for a male in those days. Almost all males were married in their late teens or early 20's.

R17, there is nothing disrespectful about OP speculating about Jesus being gay. Such debates have been done for years.

R17 Mary! And not that slut’s mother.

I did hear, "OH GAWD!" coming from the garden!

Yes, R19. Unthinkable for a Jewish male at that time not to be married and producing a family.

Perhaps Jesus was a transman. That would explain a lot.

When are you going to find a lovely little wife and settle down and give me grandchildren, instead of schlepping all over the desert with those twelve boys?

Were any of the disciples married? Maybe they were all gay?

Was Jesus gay? Probably

Paul Oestreicher, The Guardian

Jesus was pure, he had no sexuality

Yeah we've never seen this kind of thread before.

And this one never happened either. It's posters today who are dragging the site down.

Show me where the Bible says Jesus was unmarried...or that he was 30-ish...

Are you serious, R30?

His age at death is well-documented, as was is unmarried status.

His Israeli driver's license clearly shows he was 30, and also bisexual. They did things differently back then.

Would I fuck Trump? HELL NO!

[quote] His age at death is well-documented, as was is unmarried status.

Where?

lol, r23

No for the same reason I wouldn't have sex with Donald Duck, Superman or Pecos Bill.

I fucked him, He was a dud root. Talked a lot of shit, told me his father was god! As if! Skinny hipster type, power bottom.

R24 Peter was:

[quote] When Jesus entered Peter’s house, he saw his mother-in-law lying in bed with a fever; he touched her hand, and the fever left her, and she got up and began to serve him.

[quote]Perhaps Jesus was a transman.

Those were reverse-build demons in those days.