Well...
My neighbor's gardener is named Jesus and yes, I would fuck him from now til next Tuesday if I had the chance.
If you're referring to the late Mr. Christ, no, I wouldn't fuck him. He's been dead WAY too long for my liking.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 12, 2018 5:57 PM |
Remember, He was black.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 12, 2018 6:02 PM |
Not one of the hairless aryan looking blond ones with the hippie hairdos, but the historically accurate one pictured in R3 could make me rise to the occasion.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 12, 2018 6:23 PM |
Skin color doesn't matter if he's still ripped R2
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 12, 2018 7:01 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 12, 2018 7:04 PM |
Would and did.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 12, 2018 7:17 PM |
can you go any lower than this? just wondering.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 12, 2018 7:19 PM |
[quote] can you go any lower than this? just wondering.
Yeah, sex with Muhammad.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 12, 2018 7:22 PM |
R9 oh yeah!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 12, 2018 7:38 PM |
If he looked like OPs guy, Hell yes
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 12, 2018 7:40 PM |
You're as low as they come, OP.
The real question is would he F-U ?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 12, 2018 7:59 PM |
Jesus looked nothing like that for one he was brown
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 12, 2018 8:00 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 12, 2018 8:03 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 12, 2018 8:04 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 12, 2018 8:06 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 12, 2018 8:09 PM |
More naked Jesus please.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 12, 2018 8:18 PM |
Middle Eastern guys tend to be hugely hung, so yes.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 12, 2018 8:27 PM |
Has the lord presented?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 12, 2018 8:37 PM |
[quote]Yeah, sex with Muhammad.
Muhammad was an insatiable bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 12, 2018 8:46 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 12, 2018 8:48 PM |
Mary was impregnated by God. What did God look like? Man is in his image.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 12, 2018 8:48 PM |
Kim, honey, most scholars think Mary was impregnated by a Roman soldier.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 12, 2018 8:51 PM |
you'd fuck anything.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 12, 2018 8:54 PM |
[quote]most scholars think Mary was impregnated by a Roman soldier.
You're thinking of Mary Magdalene. That slut had more soldiers in her than the Trojan horse.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 12, 2018 8:55 PM |
Dear Lord in Heaven!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 12, 2018 8:59 PM |
OP, it's "How very dare you!" not "How fucking dare you"!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 12, 2018 9:03 PM |
Yes and the 12 apostles are welcome to join in for The Last Orgy.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 12, 2018 9:04 PM |
[quote]Yes and the 12 apostles are welcome to join in for The Last Orgy.
I'm bringing the Jell-O salad!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 12, 2018 9:53 PM |
Is there going to be a baked potato bar at the Last Day Orgy ?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 12, 2018 10:02 PM |
I couldn't find it, but I remember there being a picture of a nude guy (porn star?) fully erect on a cross that was pretty hot.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 12, 2018 11:09 PM |
[quote]Would you fuck Jesus?
I always assumed he was a top.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 12, 2018 11:12 PM |
#bottumzrool
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 12, 2018 11:14 PM |
If he looked like this (Jeffrey Hunter, a/k/a "I Was a Teenaged Jesus"), I sure would!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 13, 2018 12:49 AM |
r41 😂😂😂
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 13, 2018 1:30 AM |
I've already eaten the body of Christ many times, so yeah, I would.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 13, 2018 2:10 AM |
If title of this thread had been "Would you fuck Mohammed", it wouldn't have lasted 11 minutes let alone 11 hours.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 13, 2018 5:07 AM |
I just put a fatwa on you r47.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 13, 2018 5:21 AM |
Here’s another angle of that smokin Jesus at r39
Little peekaboo of the crotch area.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 13, 2018 5:25 AM |
American, land of freedom and equality. Except that some are more equal and free than others. See R50 for details.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 13, 2018 5:32 AM |
I have been on my knees for Jesus so many times that I wonder why you need to ask...
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 13, 2018 5:45 AM |
Blasphemous. All of you.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 13, 2018 6:23 AM |
Do I get three wishes if I do?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 13, 2018 6:37 AM |
Congratulations, OP. I can count on one hand the number of things in life (and Datalounge) that have truly offended me. This does the job. And yes, you can call me a frau. And no, I didn't examine/scroll through the rest of the posts here.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 13, 2018 9:51 AM |
Yay, R56! Mission accomplished!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 13, 2018 6:30 PM |
Weird, I’m sorta religious and I’m not offended. I kinda suspect Jesus was bi or gay, anyway. At least that’s what I like to think.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 13, 2018 6:52 PM |
It would closed instantly. Islam is the religion of choice for gays. It’s the violence and brutality against gays (and brown skin) that attracts gays.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 13, 2018 6:57 PM |
[quote]Blasphemous.
Thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 13, 2018 6:59 PM |
r56 Grow up.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 13, 2018 7:02 PM |
R54 has no idea how religion works. You have to be a believer first in order to to be blasphemous. Those outside the faith cannot be be blasphemous to something they don't believe in. It's pretty simple.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 14, 2018 9:38 AM |
I find it funny that the offended delicate flowers think they are “striking back” by posting Mohammed images.
Fuck all organized religion, especially those without a sense of humor (which includes both Xtians and Mussies).
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 14, 2018 9:47 AM |
[quote]Xtians and Mussies
Mussies??!!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 14, 2018 11:29 AM |
Yes and put a ring on it, his Dad is rich!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 14, 2018 11:33 AM |
laugh now, burn later.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 14, 2018 11:42 AM |
As long as it was the true Jesus: a nice rosy cheeked & wet-lipped blue eyed blond like the one in my local church. Not some scrawny little Darfur Orphan!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 14, 2018 11:59 AM |
[quote]laugh now, burn later.
Pontificate now, maggots will eat your flesh later.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 14, 2018 12:05 PM |
The kween who did this makeup should have gotten fired
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 14, 2018 12:06 PM |
The “fuck Mussies” part in R63 didn’t seem too confident. That pained him.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 14, 2018 1:22 PM |
Nop. Not my type.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 14, 2018 1:24 PM |
Yes I would. At least we know he was circumcised.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 14, 2018 4:11 PM |
It would be scary having sex with the Son of God, imagine the pressure to perform well
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 14, 2018 4:20 PM |
At least when having sex with him, screaming "oh, God, oh, God, oh GOD!" would sound appropriate, for once.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 14, 2018 4:26 PM |
As long as he doesn't get attached. You know the needy type, ucch, always needing to be re-assured that he's loved etc. And of course I would draw the line when he asks me to come home and meet his family.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 14, 2018 4:32 PM |
Never date a guy with a martyr complex.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 14, 2018 4:56 PM |
Who?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 14, 2018 5:12 PM |
As hot as he is, I would never fuck the gardener.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 17, 2018 8:12 PM |
Send him over to my house, then.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 17, 2018 11:25 PM |
No. He's too fucking religious. And he's mutilated.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 17, 2018 11:27 PM |
I wouldn't fuck Jesus with Muhammad's cock.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 17, 2018 11:27 PM |
For R66 (or is it R666?),
with a reminder that even phony Xtians need to capitalize properly.
But you're a woman, aren't you? Or the "only black man on the DL"?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 17, 2018 11:31 PM |
[quote]laugh now, burn later.
Just keep telling yourself that, bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 19, 2018 1:38 PM |
Disgusting
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 22, 2019 10:19 PM |
Any gay male who was raised Catholic fantasized about this at least once (no disrespect to Jesus)
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 22, 2019 10:35 PM |
Isn't this the premise to the Like a Prayer video?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 22, 2019 11:13 PM |