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How many eggs can you put up your butt?

My record is 7. And you ?

by Anonymousreply 11August 27, 2019 7:09 AM

DL has truly gone downhill. Is egg play a thing?

by Anonymousreply 1August 21, 2019 2:45 AM

Yep

by Anonymousreply 2August 21, 2019 8:05 AM

From an older thread.

[quote]How do you know if you have worms?

[quote]Hard boil a dozen eggs and buy eleven lemon cookies. Each day shove a hard boiled egg up your ass, wait a few minutes and shove a lemon cookie up your butt. On the twelfth day shove the last egg up your ass and when the worm comes out and says "Hey where's my lemon cookie" hit it on the head with a hammer.

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by Anonymousreply 3August 21, 2019 8:24 AM

What type of eggs are you talking about?

Swallow eggs?

by Anonymousreply 4August 21, 2019 9:22 AM

Ostrich?

by Anonymousreply 5August 21, 2019 9:29 AM

Three hard-boiled, seven fried, and nineteen scrambled.

by Anonymousreply 6August 21, 2019 9:38 AM

Eleven

by Anonymousreply 7August 27, 2019 6:52 AM
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by Anonymousreply 8August 27, 2019 7:03 AM

Amateur.

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by Anonymousreply 9August 27, 2019 7:05 AM

Twelve. Plus the carton.

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by Anonymousreply 10August 27, 2019 7:05 AM

Hey op, if you were also the op of the r3 quote than I officially love you. I still laugh at that post.

by Anonymousreply 11August 27, 2019 7:09 AM
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