Who are your favorite DL trolls?

I love the Darfur orphan. I wouldn't call him a troll, per se. He usually has good points when he appears.

Concerned Mom. Makes me chuckle without fail, although it's rare to encounter her these days. Used to be in almost every thread years ago.

Pat Ramsey.

The Life Is A Banquet troll

If he isn’t dead by now

Bill Taylor

That’s BILL TAYLOR to you

I miss Bill Taylor. Always delighted in reading his entries, even though they were in all caps. The journeys he took us on...

Mrs. Patty Ramsey of Boulder, CO.

I like Yvonne’s positivity and the reassuring photo that always accompanies the posts.

I like Yvonnes’s positivity.

^ Sorry for the double post. That seems to be happening a lot on DL lately.

Susan Richardson, TV's sweetheart!

I’m assuming R9 and R10 are the Yvonne troll . Yvonne is possibly my most hated troll. Never find it funny.

The Sum Ting Wrong troll

If only W&Ws were food.

I don't know if "Well I Never in All My Life" counts as a troll, but the video still makes me laugh.

No votes for Poo Shoes??

Or Erna?

Or Cheryl?

Stinkfish.

The Evening Punctuationist

Randolf

Whatever happened to John, the medical student or doctor. He was brilliant.

I wouldn't call him a troll but I guess maybe because he takes over threads enters: JANBOT Janbot makes me laugh with his passionate defense of Janet Jackson and stinging attacks on Madonna

Does Janbot still post? I don't go into as many Janet and Madonna threads as I used to.

[quote] Whatever happened to John, the medical student or doctor.

Nursing student more precisely.

SPAZZZZZZZ

The sheer persistence of the Gap playlist troll inspires me.

Chambo

The Dominion Wackiness Troll was a favorite. I never really [italic]got[/italic] the Tony Stewart troll, but I'd read anyway. Currently, I also kinda respect the Gap playlist troll.

Maybe not quite a troll but I always enjoy Chewy McNip’s pics and commentary. Though I haven’t seen him here in ages. Maybe we lost him to the upgrade ☹️

The Oh, Dears, are my dearest trolls, though I am also fond of the Linda Ronstadt, Scott De Freitas, and LittleMissSeattle trolls.

The harmless ones like the "womanly butt" troll and the scat fetish one (yuck) are fine really. The political, hate-spewing, Trump-loving, Dem-hating trolls are the ones that I BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK and BLOCK. I can't take those guys.

I hate all political trolls, whether alt-right or radical left. I so miss being able to block their threads.

Margaret DeLorca

I like the M. and G. troll(s). The competition between them makes me believe that M & G really think that way.

The Tiffani Theisen has a fat face troll. Long gone. The Justin Timberlake is short troll. Also long gone.

I 💌 Darfur O.

Was it 22and2hottobbelieved? I can't remember his name now but he was always amusing.

I also enjoy the nephew troll.

I also love Darfur Orphan. Poor kid is hungry, yet has internet access and can afford to pay the DL fee.

The blobfish troll. He's shy about posting, I guess, but when he does I pretty much die laughing. Link to the original post attached.

I hate my friend Julie.

Let Me Tell You About Deb Messing, where is that troll, anyway? I know he's still around.

The "Post Pictures of Gorgeous Gay Men" guy.

I rarely play his game, but the "Which of these guys is cutest?" troll's persistence is cute.

The unhinged mutilated vs. intact trolls.

Please r39, if I may have a moment of your valuable time.

1. I'm not a paying member @ DL, just a freeloader.

2. I have fifteen minutes internet access per week, courtesty of the generous Darfur Orphan Christian Community. We have two computers, manufactured in the late 80's, one for the staff, the other for the orphan population. I don't think we're too closely monitored, otherwise I probably wouldn't have permission to post here.

3. I would like to officially state for the record that I love my DL friends.

😘 Vaya Con Diós !

[quote] I rarely play his game, but the "Which of these guys is cutest?" troll's persistence is cute.

That’s the postimg troll.

The Gap Playlist Troll was always changing his story, then turned out to be a rightwinger with what honestly seems to be a personality disorder. Kind of disappointing.

Before this new iteration of DL where everyone technically has a username, the people we knew the names of or had identities tended to have really worrisome behavior sometimes, John especially.

The collective characters are the best, like Concerned Mom and Mrs Patsy Ramsey.

Darfur Orphan speaks Spanish? How improbable.

Oh god, that Stupid Goddamned Blobfish thread was gold.

I fell for one of the earliest 22and2hot2Bbelieved posts and am still ashamed all these years later.

R48 We are fortunate to have guest missionaries visit our humble orphanage on various occasions.

Father Hidalgo Ruiz taught me a few phrases in Spanish.

Father Dominico Corleone thought me how to swear in Italian ..... Va á Napoli, Bastárdo !

And Father Jean Paul Doucette taught me to be strong, fierce, and independent .... ✌️Je Súis Darfur O !

Sorry r49 my post at r51 was meant for you, Amigo !

LOVE: Mitzi's human, the Shit Brickhouse troll, BILL TAYLOR, Yvonne

HATE: M and G

Great in theory but usually poorly executed: Patty Ramsey, Darfur Orphan

A toast to both the Deb Messing and Blobfish trolls. I have that Blobfish thread permanently bookmarked for occasional revisits.

Who was the troll that was going nuts about some kind of animal on his property? I can't remember. I do remember he was coming up with all kinds of ways to off the critter. Somebody has to remember this.

I would like to officially state for the record!!! I don't believe in DL trolls, because I'm friendly.

High Point flavah

and

Sally Ross/Hearts not Diamonds

On Datalounge, "troll" does not mean the usual definition of "troll." It is instead a synonym for an enthusiast, a fan, or in the nouvelle langue d'internet, a "stan."

I'm r54. I kind of remember that the troll I'm looking for had a dock? I hope someone can remind me. Loved that thread.

Trolls and memes are the same thing on DL. Only here can a troll be celebrated, even lauded.

I like the Cheryl troll (which I think is collective). Also the Concerned Mom and Mrs. Patsy Ramsey collectives, often hilarious.

M. and G. are almost always good for a laugh. I think they are just a couple of old timers and they are often hilarious.

I like the Darfur Orphan troll, but not the tryhard version of him as evidenced above in "Darfur O." posts with the emoji.

And yes, I like Erna too. The words and opinions make me laugh, as well as the Cunt response to her name being mentioned.

Bronze Age Gay (though he's hardly a troll in the classic sense)

If you're out there Bronze Age Guy, please acknowledge your DLFans. You may have not posted often, but your posts were relevant and to the point, always with a touch of unique humor.

That's PatSy Ramsey, r53.

And everybody lay off that poor orphan kid. It's not like he's Barron Trump.

The eternally youthful Catherine Zeta-Jones.

The eternally ancient Olivia De Havilland.

As one of the first Mrs. PRoBC trolls, I do have an affinity for her. And child mortality.

This is r54 posting for the evening crowd. Hoping someone knows the thread I'm talking about.

He was deranged yet creative. C'mon, original DLers, help me out. I'm almost sure he was posting off of a dock, in Florida?

The guy that shot the iguana?

Mariah Carey problems of my own troll

I also kind of miss the "feets" troll

r67, YES! Daniel Boon. Thank you!

I really miss the ESTs. We haven't had a good one in a while.

r71 is my ungrateful niece.

Vive le Cary Leeds troll!

Friday afternoon drinkie-poos!

Christmas Moose troll and variants. I don't understand it, but it's still amusing.

A lot of the posters besides the OP are hilarious on the shot iguana thread at R67.

I just finished the entirety of the Daniel Boon/iguana thread, at r67. Damn I missed a good one. Are you still around, Daniel Boon?

Daniel Boon was AWESOME!

[quote]Let Me Tell You About Deb Messing, where is that troll, anyway? I know he's still around.

*raises hand* Present.

In my spare time, I'm also Vivi von Cuntington, doyenne-amanuensis of the New York Social Diary.

The Christmas Moose, Moosifer and the Monday Moo guy: perfection. All the same person, for sure.

He's a great writer. I click in just to read his posts and wish I could write like that.

Some may think I am him, I am not. Love you, Moose.

Those who favorited me can read my Gap Playlists Journey here:

R79, genuflecting right at you.

The iguana thread is a masterpiece.

I'm a long time fan, Vivi.

I miss Butchy. He was always fun.

[quote] The Christmas Moose, Moosifer and the Monday Moo guy: perfection. All the same person, for sure.

He’s also the Evening Punctuationist and Yankee Doodle. I have a very similar sense of humor as his, so I’m drawn to his threads even if I don’t know they’re his.

My favorite threads are when the OP posts some outrage and is hoping for a lot of people to co-sign his feelings and be on his side, but everyone turns on him instead. I don't know why they are so funny, but that seems to be a uniquely DL thing.

Ginny from Billing

I thought she died, R88?

We keep her on life-support, r89.

[quote] My favorite threads are when the OP posts some outrage and is hoping for a lot of people to co-sign his feelings and be on his side, but everyone turns on him instead. I don't know why they are so funny, but that seems to be a uniquely DL thing.

I'm pretty sure it's a human nature/internet thing. The hysterical overreaction is what makes it great on DL.

My least favorite recent troll: The Pete Buttigieg troll. I don't know if he's serious or just doing it as a goof, but, he's venturing into Libby/Jenna territory.

The Hon Troll and the one that goes off on rages about stuff it hopes happens to people.

If I'm a troll, where's my bridge? I need a place to live.

[quote] The harmless ones like the "womanly butt" troll and the scat fetish one (yuck) are fine really.

Scat seems harmful.

Ah, you guys! Big Moose smooches, to you, R21, R22, R75, R80, R86! The rest of you, not so much.

Which sash did you wear yesterday, Christmas Moose?

Tuesday we go to Chipotle for lunch, so I wore my guacamole colored sash. It works very nicely.

How about you?

What about that "uncle" with the HOT 17/18 yoa nephew who he needs constant help guiding through difficult life situations and throwing parties for? He was a hoot and a half!

R99, that was the Nephew Troll.

Hahaha! Thx R99. You are totally correct!

Do you all remember the poppin my pussy troll. She claim to have slept with over 300 guys including 10 guys at once.

R89 -

R90 is correct.

Ginny is always with us.

She's our Karen Ann Quinlan

😥 I miss Ginny.

We haven't had a decent DL Summer Picnic or Christmas Office Party since she went to the Great Beyond.

What was the name of her whore of a daughter who was caught screwing guys in the barn at a summer picnic?

I've always hated Ginny.

R99 r100 aka Uncle Bottom.

I thought Uncle Bottom was a different guy.

I like concerned lesbian chiming in here and there.

I don’t know whether I’d consider her a troll, but I love Della.

Smooches, Della!

Back at 'ya, r109!

Smoooches, Doll.

Will Smiths kids troll had me dying earlier today. Not sure if that's a regular thing...

I ❤️ the NYSD troll and his hilarious captions. He brings a lot of class to this dump.

I, too, enjoy the NYSD troll.

The Tasteful Friends troll, and the posters who can explain the approximately 10,000 things that are wrong with whatever house he finds. Love those threads.

Oh, dear. I thought Uncle Bottom was the same as the Nephew Troll. Both are darling at any rate.

So did I.

My favorite will always be David Ehrenstein, but he's gone now. May he RIP.

He's still alive, r117.

He's dead to (straight) me!

Anne L. Lingus, MD

Because you're never too old to laugh at the things you laughed at in sixth grade!

Those who came to praise those hideous trolls in this thread are those hideous trolls themselves. Deplorable.

[quote]the one that goes off on rages about stuff it hopes happens to people

I love him.

Shall we have a moment of love for our beloved Poll Troll? Especially in these unnerving times? He is our collective safe space in our political threads.

Also J'adore the NY Society troll. Every time theres' a new issue of that horrid magazine, you know what a special treat that thread will be!

Anne L. Lingus, MD is pretty hilarious, r120.

So is "Yellow Rivers" by I. P. Daley, R124

Middle School was a fucking blast!!!!

S T Inkfish

I miss John/PMBT.

ERNST IS MY FAV