Erections on screen in non-porn movies

Fassbender was certainly fluffed in SHAME.

Fassy

Vincent Gallo in Brown Bunny

Scorching hot Richard Tyson was hard in a scene right after a sex scene in TWO MOON JUNCTION. I think it was cut out of the theatrical release and some of the video releases because of the framing, but here it is.

Stephen Dorff in SHADOWBOXER.

Daniel Franzese....I had no idea he had such a big dick

Wait, is that INNOCENT LIES? Sorry, I haven't seen the movie, only a clip from "This Film Has Not Yet Been Rated."

That was a prosthetic r6.

Jude Law in Wilde.

And was that Law in Angels and Insects, just pulling out of the ingenue?

And, recently, the bf in Midsommar, who appears naked with a chubby, after ritual fucking one of the female extras.

If you watch closely, Harris Dickinson pops a boner during his "Beach Rat" sex scene.

That's not a full erection, r2. Just a semi.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

[quote] And was that Law in Angels and Insects, just pulling out of the ingenue?

That's clearly not Jude Law. That's Douglas Henshall, as identified in the original post.

[Quote] That's not a full erection, [R2]. Just a semi

No one said it was. But the term isn't "semi-flaccid", is it?

You could call a semi half a chub.....so let's agree that half an erection is fit-fat

The link to a pic in our old thread on Beach Rats doesn't work anymore, but if you have a copy of the movie use slow mo at 51:33. You can see Harris Dickinson has gotten engorged, and he is supposed to be straight!

Well, then let's crap most of the suggestions, then. The OP isn't fully erect, Neither is Dorff.

*let's scrap most of the suggestions

Just like DL to complain about a buffet of celebrity cock at their fingertips.

r3 is a full erection!!!

Pierre Perrier shows his erection in the french film American Translation

Pierre Perrier shows his erection in the french film American Translation

There was a brown skinned guy that showed a massive dick in some cable thing a year or so ago. Does anyone remember the name?

His name is Ray J R23. His dick birthed a dynasty.

Ha ha. No. That was more than a few years ago. This guy was an unknown actor (not brother of someone who was quite well known). I think his scene partner was a bottle blonde that has her own sex blog or something. Maybe she works as a dominatrix.

Eric Balfour in Lie With Me.

Here's the guy. And don't tell me that's a flaccid dick.

hahahahh... daniel franceze.. obviously a prosthetic. No one that fat has a big dick. hahahhha

Christopher Atkins in A Night in Heaven. Definitely hard.

Gerard Depardieu in The Last Woman (1976, La dernière femme, original title). He’s naked throughout this film, and erect in several scenes.

r27 Dude's dick is HUGE!

[Quote] Dude's dick is HUGE!

Some of the comments say that is was a prosthetic, but the dick is not in the same state of arousal at different stills...

There was an Israeli film some years back where a guy gets off a woman and goes into the kitchen to get a drink and he's got a rager.

[Quote] Were you using a prosthetic? Or was that really you?

[Quote] I do all my own stunts.

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[quote] Tumescence

One wishes for the Elias Koteas Troll to make a return appearance and mention any of his scenes.

Gerard!!!! Je suis a-tone-a!!!!

Depardieu was so hot. Now he can't even see his cock.

I wouldn't read too much into that scene with Harris Dickinson in Beach Rats, although it's hot and he has a great dick. He was like 19 when he did that part. When I was 19, I got an erection every time I took off my clothes. Just being naked was erotic.

I miss those days sometimes.

R27. Nice suckable foreskin on Sidd.

If that's Gerard Depardieu real dick @ R30, I think he can still be able to see it no matter how fat he gets.

Anyway, here's some glimpses of Mark Rylance in Intimacy:

It's a truly vile film, but the main character in "A Serbian Film" is shown with a full erection multiple times.

Also, Gaspar Noe's film "Love" shows a lot of erect cock, as well as real (not simulated) sex scenes, and even one moment in the film where one of the main characters jacks off at the camera and blows his load. Really boring movie though, otherwise - despite the fact that I'm a huge fan of his other films.

That Serbian Film looks disgusting . . .

James Ransone (from the upcoming It: Chapter 2) masturbates to ejaculation on camera in the movie Ken Park. DL isn't letting me link to the video but it's on Pornhub if you search his name

Gerard's cock in another scene from The Last Woman.

Gerard's son (now sadly deceased) also showed cock.

Is the guy in the OP post Mark Rylance?

No it’s Henshall.

Mark Patton popped wood while tussling with Robert Rusler in Nightmare 2. No one could blame him, really.

[quote] Is the guy in the OP post Mark Rylance?

No, Rose. Read the OP's text more carefully--it's clearly Kristin Scott-Thomas.

Here's the scene R43 is talking about

Does Andrew Rannells boner @ the Tony Awards broadcast count ?

Took a quick cap of the "Beach Rats" scene, hats off to the eagle eyed DLer who first noticed it in our old thread.

[quote]I wouldn't read too much into that scene with Harris Dickinson in Beach Rats, although it's hot and he has a great dick. He was like 19 when he did that part. When I was 19, I got an erection every time I took off my clothes. Just being naked was erotic.

I was just poking fun, I really don't read anything into it other than it's hot.

I seem to remember there being wood shown in the movie Equus. It was the scene in the barn when the dude and the girl strip down and start making out. It's brief but you can see it.

Well, that's a problem, R53, because the whole premise of the play is that he blinded the horses because he couldn't get it up.

That said, I saw a stage version where the same thing happened.

As every guy knows, you can't necessarily stop yourself from popping an erection.

Apparently, Peter Schaffer is one guy who doesn't know that, R55, or he wouldn't have made naked impotence the critical factor in a stage play that was to be repeated live thousands of times. Why nobody pointed out the problem during dramaturgy or rehearsals remains a mystery.

Did Daniel Radcliffe get any erections on stage?

If your onstage and it's not a nude scene, duct tape your dick to your leg under your trousers.

[quote]The link to a pic in our old thread on Beach Rats doesn't work anymore, but if you have a copy of the movie use slow mo at 51:33. You can see Harris Dickinson has gotten engorged, and he is supposed to be straight!

Man. How hard up are you?

Yes, OP, I remember seeing "Angels & Insects" with a friend, and when that moment occurred, we looked at each other, because wow, neither one of us had ever seen one of THOSE before in a mainstream movie.

In that movie Mark Rylance made, we get to watch him slip a condom over his erect penis. That film was so anti-erotic. What was it called? "Romance"? Ick. WHAT was he thinking about? He doesn't get grief for it, the way Chloe Sevigny does for her on-screen blowjob.

Jérémie Elkaïm plays with his dick until it gets semi-hard in Come Undone (Presque Rien)

The Portuguese film "O Fantasma" has hard dicks all over the place!

Also there was a UK made movie where a guy gets sucks to completion by a woman. I remember it from the old Horsey forum, but can't remember the movie or actor.

And of course, "Devil In The Flesh", an Italian movie where a guy gets head on camera.

R62 the film is 9 Songs and the man is Kieran O'Brien.

One of my go-tos.

Thanks R63!

In EdTV there’s a scene where Matthew McConaughey is shown waking up with morning wood. He’s in sweatpants so no actual nudity but I bought the DVD just for that scene

For R62/R64:

[quote]The Portuguese film "O Fantasma" has hard dicks all over the place!

Yup. And the handsome lead actor gets a blowjob in one scene.

Thanks R66. That is one lush cock!

Correct R67. Very hot scene indeed.

I have to say I’m impressed there are so many examples given how rare any onscreen male frontal nudity is.

[quote]The Portuguese film "O Fantasma" has hard dicks all over the place!

yep . . .

R51 wow. What the fuck? Did he do that on a date?

R70, that's the scene I referred to above.

R70 Is that a semi held upwards?

Did he blow?

[quote]No one that fat has a big dick

Care to put your mouth where your money is?

Shortbus is full of erections.

That movie may have had erections in the first 5 minutes but the remaining 90 minutes were tedious, depressing and only of interest to exogamous American lesbians.

The erections were sprinkled throughout the movie, thank you very much.

And yet the film was tedious and boring, nobody remembers.

Apparently you do!

R81 has stated her boundaries and is now declaring that any movie mentioned with erections must be cinematic treasures!!!

It's basic Moviemaking that a film or play leads up to a climax.

That lousy movie started with a climax and then bored us to death.

Speaking of boring and tedious.

Well, as we know... intelligent people do not get bored!

We are becoming tedious, R85, because we have exhausted the number of erections on screen.

NON-porn movies, R74.

Here's the video clip of the hot Ricardo Meneses getting a blowjob in 'O Fantasma':

R74 seemed to go over R84s head.

R88 that is.

[quote]It's basic Moviemaking that a film or play leads up to a climax. That lousy movie started with a climax and then bored us to death.

How much of an asshole do you have to be to post something like this and not say what movie you're referring to?

R92 the person was referring to the erection filled, Shortbus.

You mean the boring and tedious Shortbus r93.

We heard you, Peter.

Keep riding that Shortbus

Taxi Zum Klo, wow that was a shocking movie, I was a teen and I saw a waters sports scene for the first time!

Yeah, R97 but the movie was booooooring. And tedious!

What about all the erections in 'Under the Skin'.

William Petersen in To Live and Die in L.A.

Matt Riddlehoover in Watch Out

R97, if you're into piss scenes, you should check out hot French actor Louis Garrel in "Ma Mere".

Stranger by the Lake Nymphomaniac

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R104 We can't bump the non-existent.

Erections are rare in cinema. I can count them in one hand

“Hand”... you made a funny.

Check out the video clip of the hot Ricardo Meneses getting a blowjob in 'O Fantasma'.

I uploaded it at R89.

R107, I got a virus warning when I tried to download that clip. Did you fucking do that on purpose?

Of course not, R108.

I'm not aware of any virus.

Maybe I could upload it to a different free server if that one isn't working right.

Bill Paxton getting his cock sucked in " Taking Tiger Mountain "

Not a body double, by the way.

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Bill Paxton did a real sex scene, R110?

How do we know?

R110, why did you put "sucked" in quotes?

R113, he didn't. He put "Taking Tiger Mountain" in quotation marks.

It's mentioned by the director on the blu-ray, r112

Keller Wortham in "Now & Later".

That's an exceptional penis, r116.

The above mentioned Keller Wortham - with his hands on a guy

Too bad, in the movie, he chickened out of the threesome.

Deleted 69 scene from Now & Later.

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Well fuck!^

Trying again.

Keller Wortham's day job is being a nice Jewish medical doctor.

^^ and he's still doing Telenovela series ^^

^ He's pretty

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Last fifteen minutes of " Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny"

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OP has harmed our eyes with her photo of an erect tinymeat!

R127 But do we SEE anything?

Um if you watch that part of the movie, R130, you will.

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Here are some.

Twink sex in Ken Park.

Unfortunately with the woman and not with each other, R134. : (

R118. Damn.

Has the Elias Koteas Troll commented?

R118, the guy with Keller Wortham is Adrian Quinonez, an actor from Texas.

He's shown his cock on other shows. I think he did full frontal on 'Dante's Cove':

R138 Nice, but no erection...I’ll research.

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[quote] Has the Elias Koteas Troll commented?

Sadly he never seems to post any more. I miss the comments about Elias and his tumescence.

Keller Wortham should have stayed in medicine because he is a truly terrible actor.

I don't think he was hired for his acting ability, R143.

Well, whatever he was hired for it's not enough.

It looks like Bomer and Rannells both have erections at R51.

R146, the other person in that photo with Rannells at R51 is Christian Borle, not Matt Bomer. They look NOTHING alike.

There's a movie where the leads have actual sex in a gay sex club it was called Paris 5:59 aka Theo and Hugo but it's supposed to be a terrible movie.

R148, it’s actually a terrific film.

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R148 - a nice little gif would have been helpful . . .

^^ gif #2 ^^

Is this whose dong is getting sucked in r151 and r152? Il s'appelle François Nambot.

nice dong!

More titillating than porn.

r155 I find it dickillating rather than titillating.

Depends who you ask I guess R149.

So those guys starring in the film are porn stars, right because a legit actor would be committing career suicide having actual sex in a film.

R158, no, they’re real actors. Europeans don’t have the hang ups that Americans do.

About nudity maybe but actual sex? I checked their IMDB pages and they aren't exactly burning up the big screen.

William Petersen to live and die in la.

Gaspar Noe's Love on Netflix. Full of real sex and nudity. It's hetero sex, but the guy is hot and nude throughout with erections.

I tried watching Love but the guy looks bored even while having an orgasm and the girl looks like someone has a gun pointed at her just out of frame plus Noe doesn't like gay people.

I didn't see the guys from Nymphomaniac listed. The hot daddy that gets a BJ on the train and blows a load in her mouth.....I've cum a few times to that scene

Supposedly in Nymphomania except for the two black guys all the erections on the actors are either prosthetics or body doubles.

Wow. I know Shia was faked but that particular guy looked very real.

Shia chickened out.

50 Handjobs in movies/ tv shows...

When Gerard has his face between her legs is he saying "zuppa di mare" ?

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R40: I don’t know, have you seen Gerard’s few years old nude scene in Welcome to New York? I had to practically squint to find his cock.

Adding to the countless examples of boners in French cinema, Denis Lavant deffo has a hard-on in Holy Motors although that one probably doesn’t appeal to DL’s sensibilities. Also IICR, we get a glimpse of an erect Félix Maritaud in Sauvage. Somewhat tedious movie about a hustler but he’s lovely to look at.

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R171 Unimpressive.

Even worse if he fluffed before the scene. (You know must actors do.)

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Who is Fassbender’s fluffier?

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I remember renting the Peruvian film “Don’t Tell Anyone” in the early 2000s and there’s a sex scene with the bisexual protagonist in which he’s gets a full-on erection but alas the scene is with a woman. However, there are sex scenes with men but no hard-ons.

I checked - it doesn’t seem to be available online, but Amazon has it for sale.

Anchorman

Demon in This is the End either had a cannon in his pocket or was VERY happy to see Jonah Hill.

The main guy in "First Name: Carmen" (1983) completely whacks-off in the shower. Can't find a picture, though.

It's a vile film, but the lead actor is fully naked with a full on erection throughout most of the movie.

Jaime Kennedy went full frontal in Finding Bliss. He was semi hard in the scene.

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R182 what’s a vile film?

A Serbian Film R184

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