What happened to Bob Harper?

I hope that ghastly skin-paint washes off.

HA at the treasure trail he kept, he is groomed to the teeth yet trying to look tough.

Fuck if thats a mid life crisis I'm glad I havent had one. Those shitty tatts, pity too as he has a nice body

I used to find him attractive. Now he's kind of trashy.

small dick heavy kink bottom

No idea who this is.

A former PROJECT RUNWAY contestant?

Tattoos = issues

Didn't he have a heart attack? That often brings on a midlife crisis.

GAAACK!!!

He seems to be living the eldergay dream based on this commercial

He should date Andy Cohen or Anderson Cooper

Looked better with minimal tattoos

R6 former trainer on the biggest loser.

The biggest loser has finally been found!

r11 Bob was on WWHL and they alluded to why they never dated but it was clear- - both bottoms.

I like Bob but there is something very off-putting about him. I sense he goes to extremes. I feel like he's probably very reckless sexually and chemically. I know he is someone who promotes health but those tattoos and the heart attack are warning signs.

Looks more like a whole life crisis.

[quote] Is this some kind of midlife crisis?

I would say so. Especially the George Michael "Faith" era cross earring.

I can smell the meth from here.

Yes, used to be good looking prior those too many tats. Something went wrong or some problems came up.

He's a giant pain in the ass.

He might as well start doing porn.

I didn't realize that he's going to be 54 next month! He's waaaay past having a mid-life crisis.

You can only have so many nondescript, squiggly tatts on your torso before it just looks like you're wearing a ladies-fit paisley blouse.

As much as a pain in the ass he is - he was a saint compared to Jillian Michels.

[quote] What happened to Bob Harper?

She's fighting for the last seconds of relevance

He also dyed his hair blond in the most recent IG pic. Yet another desperate effort to seem young and hot.

What's he going to do in the next 15 years? How many people want a 55+ personal trainer - when there is a glut of personal trainers out there.

And he's waaayyy past mid-life crisis. I don't expect him to live to be 108.

Uh oh . No ... not another one.

Bite your tongue, r28!

Bob is an acclaimed Artist now, specializing in portraiture and and what he calls”street work.” It’s been whispered that he’s gifted with the ability to capture his subjects’ souls on film. Lord, it gives me goosebumps!

I’ve also heard that he’s the one who invented the iconic heart-hands-encircling-the-pregnant-bellybutton shot but that he never got credit for it. What a shame, but I suppose bad fortune is to be expected.

Before you jump all over me, let it be know that I hate the sin but LOVE the sinner! <3 < 3 <3

Good Lord he's pathetic.

Isn't it about time for him to settle down at his age? I fell a bit embarrassed for guys who are in their 50's trying to relive their 20's.

He seems like the type of bottom who leaves the door open, ass up in the air on the bed, ready to take loads.

Body is in better shape than 99.457% of men his age.

R30, lookit the pits on this fucker! Hope he didn't mess with his bush.

Stop with the friggin tattoos, all that hideous ink defacing the body, now on the hands and then on the fingers!! It's disgusting.

He looks methy

Let's ask his grandma, Thelma.

Is his betrothed a mechanic, or did the hand go up into the man?

I don't know what's worse — the tattoos, the matching Panthère engagement rings, or the filthy nails.

R39 I think there was this book once called The Homosexual Matrix that (speculated? I think it pretended to be science, but doubtful...) that there was a kind of homosexual mind/brain... it focused much more keenly on minute details. Disproportionate number of gay decorators or haircutters (small details) and, so it said, disproportionate number of gay brain surgeons.

The tats, the rings, the fingernails...

He's occasionally on Rachael's show all tatted up like some carnie worker giving health advice.

Most people get tattoos to give themselves the illusion of depth. Clearly he was never much to begin with.

[quote]groomed to the teeth yet trying to look tough.

Exactly.

Meth is a helluva drug.

He probably got enough fame off the show to live pretty comfortably. He can charge a lot of money to personally train people, and he probably gets a lot of endorsement deals, including that still-running commercial for heart attack medication.

On the last season of Biggest Loser, he actually served as the host of the show, while other people were bought in to be the trainers. I thought that was kind of weird. Maybe we wanted to go into a new direction with his career.

He hasn't had the success of his one-time co-trainer, Jillian Michaels, who seems to have built a fitness empire by putting her name and photo on every shitty product/service that wanted to parter with her.

r46 no Allison Sweenly left. They needed someone who was familiar to the audience. Bob was done being the mean gonna make em puke trainer. He was quite popular. When they did Australia the biggest loser, they got him to host it.

Bob’s take on Mapplethorpe...?

You just know Bob PNP'd with those two above.

What’s weird is that you would think a heart attack would move someone beyond mid-life crisis into acceptance of mortality and maturity. Still getting tattoos is a major red flag that it was drug related and that he hasn’t learned from the experience.

"He can charge people a lot of money to personally train people."

I'm not in the best of shape, but I'm not going to pay top dollar to a trainer who has undergone major heart surgery, especially somebody as young as he is.

I'm a hell of a lot older than him and I have yet to go under the knife for anything.

He's trying to look all wild and edgy but it doesn't translate into anything else about him except you know for sure he's one big power bottom.

Heart attack. It aged him in the same way Alton Brown aged when he developed heart problems. But Alton is a closeted freakshow fundie, which is why he looks so much worse than Harper.

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R54, did your test work out?

That heart attack a couple of years ago seems to have kicked off a midlife crisis for little Bob Harper. Hence the methy-tatts and general appearance of a 60yr old chem-sex addict.

I say if you have a near fatal heart attack do whatever you want. Life is too short to give a fuck about what random strangers think of you. As long as he isn’t hurting anybody else good for him.

Ugly rings

Is she off the coke and HGH post heart attack?

Odd that anyone who is thinking about living his best life after a heart attack prioritizes getting tattoos - but whatever

He got married last month.

Maybe he can join up with Terry Miller and pay some boys for chem-sex and film it.

To be fair, r60, he also spends a lot of time picking out the perfect earrings. It’s not like tattoos are his sole post-death priority.

That would be shallow.

His husband must have the dick of death because Bob stands for BIG OLE BOTTOM.

R64. You just say that to feed my fantasies. Thank you.

So many people on this thread have pegged this correctly - very methy behavior. Instead of trying to look younger, he should target his age own age group regarding fitness and health.

A lot of fitness people are mentally off-balance anyway. Meah - what do I know - maybe he's happy. Doesn't seem like it.

Bob’s mastery of shadow proves that he’s a serious artist. He is deep and coolAF.

[quote]Andrew, NYC 7-2017. God broke the mold when he made this man. Special. Kind. Compassionate. Not to mention coolAF. #leicamonochrom

Heart attack due to drug abuse

He’s definitely a druggy and will die from it soon.

Mid life catastrophe, more like.

[quote]He got married last month.

Yes, he did.

His tattoos are just ghastly!

Hopefully he will be dead soon 😊

Fatty^^^^

I hope Bob knows how much he is despised. Maybe we could start a “I hate Bob Harper” club. 🤔

I would never wish death on him. I like Bob. But he does seem to be reckless.

I don't think people hate him. They think he's a mess.

I think his way more fuckable looking in the Brllenta commercial.

Engaged:

Cutie:

Bob’s a well known “PnP” druggy. He arranges party and play events in 5 star hotels and pays the young attendees.

The all-over tattoos indicate a history of sexual abuse. The abuse victims get inked all over in order to "own" their skin and "take it back" from the abuser.

When I see someone tatted up like Bob, the first thing I assume is that they were diddled. Has Bob ever discussed this?

Hopefully his heart issues will take him out soon. He needs to be put out of his misery. A sexually abused drug addict that can’t recover is just sad.

When he showed up with his partner on Rachel Ray I noticed he's one of those persons that talks over people. I really hate that. Rachel Ray does that too. That show pops up because I'm too lazy to flip the channel.

With the newest Biggest Losers trainers

Meth is a helluva drug.

Poor Bob....he will end up a lonely old wrinkled drug addict and die alone. He had so much promise.

Poor Bob....he will end up a lonely old wrinkled drug addict and die alone. He had so much promise.

The love is strong on this thread!

People still watch The Biggest Loser? Why? He’s like the only original cast member left.

I'd wreck it. He's exactly what I like. PERFECT.

Straight out of Macho Moe.

He strikes me as someone who thinks foreplay is a fist elbow deep and it goes from there.

I have no idea who this douchenozzle is but he must be DL famous to deserve TWO posts within hours of each other!

His commercial for Rx heart attack medicine is literally playing non-stop. I guess that's what makes him top of mind for some.

Happy birthday Bob @bobharper:

55 - that is a rough 55 and he looks like he lost some weight.

Jesus Christ. Should we put in a claim for his stuff?

I'll take the dogs.

48, according to his husband @antonluke:

[quote]antonluke: Happiest 48th Annual Birthday @bobharper When we’re apart it’s like I’m living in a world with no music

48th [italic]annual[/italic] birthday, which sounds like some frauenscheiße wherein Bob stopped ageing when he met Anton.

How old his is husband? And do we know how they met?

Also can someone explain to me the George Michael dangly earring craze amongst the gays? I didn't get that memo and honestly trying to understand the trend.