Now and furr-ever?
But this one shall be better and cattier!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 18, 2019 10:18 PM |
Who the fuck is that? MICHAEL JACKSON???? No....too much nose.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 18, 2019 10:20 PM |
Them cats look like actors in tights.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 18, 2019 10:24 PM |
I think we should use this thread because OP’s photo drives home the horror of it all.
I am in disbelief. This will destroy careers.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 18, 2019 10:31 PM |
Hold me, they look scary and mental!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 18, 2019 10:36 PM |
TRAINWREEEEEEEECK
I’m so mean, but I can’t wait to see this bomb at the box office. What a cheesy production. You can practically see the $$$$ in the actors’ eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 18, 2019 10:57 PM |
That was mildly traumatic.
Didn't Tom Hooper learn anything from Les Mis?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 18, 2019 11:04 PM |
What do you suppose Betty Lynn thinks of this?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 18, 2019 11:24 PM |
I love it!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 18, 2019 11:26 PM |
FUR IS MURDER!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 18, 2019 11:30 PM |
Holy shit. This looks far worse than I ever imagined. God bless them. How did the proof of concept work they did lead them to the belief this would work?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 18, 2019 11:38 PM |
I bet half the people bitching on this thread will still pay money to see it
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 18, 2019 11:47 PM |
Nope shall download when it comes out with all the Oscar screeners
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 18, 2019 11:53 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 18, 2019 11:58 PM |
Poor Big Driis. From prime Bond contender to... this.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 18, 2019 11:58 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 19, 2019 12:02 AM |
I guess you just have to get on-board with it, like sci-fi, fantasy etc....
Ok, it looks hideous.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 19, 2019 12:02 AM |
Will there be shots of them pissing on things and shoving stuff off shelves?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 19, 2019 12:10 AM |
Sure, r19.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 19, 2019 12:18 AM |
I predict this Christmas everything the gays hold dear WILL BOMB!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 19, 2019 12:36 AM |
James Corden is in this.
Why does he keep getting cast in musical adaptations?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 19, 2019 1:24 AM |
Not only will I see this, but I know I'll cry. My BF will take me to see it, and roll his eyes in epic embarrassment.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 19, 2019 1:30 AM |
R29: MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 19, 2019 2:10 AM |
That must be the worst rendition of "Memories" I've ever heard.
This looks truly awful.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 19, 2019 2:55 AM |
JHud. Always so subtle.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 19, 2019 3:49 AM |
It’s gonna be a huge CULT film in time to come.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 19, 2019 8:44 AM |
I need to see this lol
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 19, 2019 8:56 AM |
I hope Taylor Swift licks her own butt.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 19, 2019 9:01 AM |
They CGI all the costumes and taking away the sexiness the live dancers had on stage but don't bother to give them "cat's eyes"?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 19, 2019 10:00 AM |
They are not so slowly preparing us for a time when actors will be obsolete. Yeah bitches and know they’re obsolete I mean seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 19, 2019 10:29 AM |
Cecilia Giménez for Best Makeup and Hairstyling
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 19, 2019 10:52 AM |
I can see several Razzie awards in this movie's future.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 19, 2019 11:17 AM |
Wasn't Old Deuteronomy always a fat black man ? I guess Judi Dench is the British Scarlett Johansson
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 19, 2019 11:37 AM |
It would look a thousand times better if the actors were just filmed wearing the frickin cat costumes.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 19, 2019 11:43 AM |
Much like Batman and Robin, it just boggles the mind that so many grown, accomplished, well-paid adults let this get so far.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 19, 2019 11:45 AM |
R32 I agree, that is a terrible version, no emotion just screaming
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 19, 2019 11:51 AM |
The creepy, too-large human faces with CGI fur and ears is probably something Tom Hooper insisted on. He has to have his ill-advised gimmick, convinced that it makes for "realism" and oblivious to the face that there are good reasons no one has done it like that before.
Also, he has a tin ear.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 19, 2019 11:52 AM |
But Tom Hooper isn't a director on the level of James Cameron who can just do whatever he wants. Surely someone had to approve this.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 19, 2019 11:54 AM |
Mishter Mishtopheleesh.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 19, 2019 11:56 AM |
The fact that the trailer was released as is makes it seem as if there was zero oversight.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 19, 2019 11:57 AM |
Maybe this is some sort of Producers type thing where they figure they can make money by releasing a flop.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 19, 2019 12:00 PM |
Who is in charge of Universal now, Donna Langley? Bitch needs to go.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 19, 2019 12:00 PM |
Wow. I watched the trailer earlier this morning, went to work and have come back to a shit storm.
I actually thought it looked really good. I might admit, that I almost shed a tear. Yes, an almost tear.
Is there something wrong with me?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 19, 2019 12:13 PM |
No, I don't think there's anything wrong with you. There's something alluring and strange about the whole thing. I'm certain they're still working on the CGI and it'll look much better in five months. I honestly think the film will surprise people. And it looks better than Tom Hooper's last two films. At least there's color.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 19, 2019 12:17 PM |
[quote]Is there something wrong with me?
If you are Japanese, no.
If you are not Japanese, yes.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 19, 2019 12:23 PM |
I usually like Jennifer Hudson but when she belts out Memory in the trailer, all I see is Effie in a cat suit. A bad one at that. She's got the same ugly cry face on as she did during AIATYING from Dreamgirls. I feel most embarrassed for her.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 19, 2019 12:29 PM |
Yeah Hudson's Memory doesn't do much for me either.
Though like Kentucky Fried Chicken it's only something I can bear once every year or two.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 19, 2019 12:40 PM |
I never will understand how this shitfest was ever the biggest thing in Broadway. It’s like a two and a half hour acid trip of awful music. Notice how throughout the entire two and a half minute trailer the ONLY song you hear is “Memory”? That’s because the rest of the two hours and twenty six minutes of the show are filled with songs nobody cares about. “Cats” was one of the first musicals I ever saw on Broadway. My parents took me in the early 90’s, and I can still see their faces sitting through the seemingly endless show like “what the fuck are we watching”?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 19, 2019 12:50 PM |
However horrible CATS is and was, it can't compete with the awfulness of STARLIGHT EXPRESS. I think the only way this show would have worked on film is by animation...or maybe claymation!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 19, 2019 12:56 PM |
I welcome the nightmares that will surely follow after watching this movie
Ian McKellen as a cat? sign me up
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 19, 2019 1:14 PM |
I saw a local production of Cats, and the song "Memories" was fucking amazing.
In this, it's nothing short of terrible. Painful even. Ugh.
No fucking way am I paying to see this train wreck .
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 19, 2019 2:51 PM |
I never could bring myself to see it, though I did manage to fast forward through the TV taping of the anniversary concert. It was as horrible as I imagined. However, as bored as I was of Memory within a couple of months of the show opening in NY, I did see Betty Buckley sing it at a benefit, very early in the run and was bowled over. She actually made me like that drivel...
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 19, 2019 3:09 PM |
It's almost 21/2 hours long? I watched the trailer and didn’t know those cat suits were CGI'd, I just thought they spent all the money on a big name cast and had to cut money somewhere, so they picked the costume budget. I've had trick or treaters come to the door in better homemade cat costumes. Edith Head is rolling in her grave.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 19, 2019 3:13 PM |
For as little as it mattered, why didn’t they just put them in furry leotards? All that money and that’s basically what they look like...actors in furry leotards with disturbingly misshapen heads. Why?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 19, 2019 3:27 PM |
So the white cat, Victoria, played by Francesca Hayward is heavily featured in the trailer making it look like the film is built around her. Is the film reworked from her point of view? And she is the one who gets the new song? But she's really a dancer?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 19, 2019 3:31 PM |
Imagine this being the last movie one is on before one passes. Hmm.
Poor Dame Judi....
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 19, 2019 3:32 PM |
The musical ran for a long time, but it was never beloved. In all the years of its run, I only met one person who loved it.
Why bother making a movie?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 19, 2019 3:54 PM |
That CGI makeup is creepy.
Like those people that like to fuck in animal costumes.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 19, 2019 4:43 PM |
Ninety seconds into the trailer I had already texted my psychiatrist and told her I needed to schedule an emergency session despite her strict "No screaming about movie trailers" rule. Whatever, Dr. Tuttle, just charge me extra.
How do I feel about the Cats trailer? How do you think I feel? Betrayed. Bewildered. I am trying to process. Dr. Tuttle says that I will experience the five stages of grief as I let go of my former life before I saw the Cats trailer. Let's go through them together.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 19, 2019 4:47 PM |
Personally, I blame that raving anti-Semite T.S. Eliot for the whole thing.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 19, 2019 4:52 PM |
That the studio is using that still of Jennifer Hudson at r68 as their main pic tells you they have no idea how freaky and off-putting this is.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 19, 2019 5:07 PM |
Why are the perspectives so off, the door, the bed is huge compared to the cats on it. it looks bizarre. Looks like a hairy "Land Of The Giants".
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 19, 2019 5:35 PM |
Even if they had used cheaply made cat puppets like Salem in the 90s Sabrina, it would have been better than this.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 19, 2019 5:37 PM |
I'm hoping this bombs, if only because if it turns out to be a hit we will have Dogs: The Musical by Christmas 2022, followed by a litany of animal musicals.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 19, 2019 6:40 PM |
I smell OSCAR!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 19, 2019 6:44 PM |
Why couldn't Hudson's character be a nice black Persian? She looks like a sewn-together patchwork of five dead cats.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 19, 2019 7:40 PM |
Found this frightening tidbit on Wikipedia:
In popular culture Madame Tussauds New York features a wax figure of Grizabella that sings "Memory".[55]
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 19, 2019 8:56 PM |
HORRIBLE version of Memory. The key change is awful -- it ruins the best song in the show.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 19, 2019 9:34 PM |
Fallen right into the Uncanny Valley and will never get out again. Might find cult status in a few years, though.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 19, 2019 9:39 PM |
Tracey Ullman would play Dane Judi urinating on the carpet and shitting in a giant sandbox.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 19, 2019 9:42 PM |
Steven Spielberg is the executive producer of this crap.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 19, 2019 9:46 PM |
I’m going to see it again and again.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 19, 2019 9:53 PM |
I'm telling you if my cat came home with red lipstick on I'd just be fuming.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 19, 2019 9:55 PM |
Spielberg bought the rights decades ago. He was going to make an animated movie. Only his credit remains.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 19, 2019 9:56 PM |
An animated film with the famous voices would have been less horrifying.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 19, 2019 9:58 PM |
That just may be the worst movie EVER made.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 20, 2019 2:13 AM |
Cat = DOG
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 20, 2019 2:50 AM |
You have to feel bad for the actors... they had no clue it would be this bad.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 20, 2019 2:54 AM |
R86 Surely they saw the show on stage?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 20, 2019 3:11 AM |
R87 you missed the point, which was about how bad they'd make them LOOK.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 20, 2019 3:38 AM |
R88 Honey, the look just as stupid, in the body suits and leg warmers, on stage, as they look here, with their fur and ass tales
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 20, 2019 3:43 AM |
I agree, who is gonna pay money to see this utter trash?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 20, 2019 3:45 AM |
Looks hideous.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 20, 2019 3:50 AM |
" ass tales "
Tales of my ass!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 20, 2019 4:29 AM |
It’s a GROWER.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 20, 2019 5:10 AM |
So all this cgi should make them Oscar ineligible right? There’s got to be some line between when a performance falls off into animation more than acting and this looks like it.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 20, 2019 5:49 AM |
[quote] So the white cat, Victoria, played by Francesca Hayward
So they turned an African-British ballerina into a WHITE cat?
They put ‘white-face’ on her? Isn’t that literal white-washing?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 20, 2019 8:10 AM |
And where are the Asians in this? They could have stuck a few asian minorities in there as Siamese cats.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 20, 2019 8:13 AM |
R96 The siamese number get cut in London
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 20, 2019 8:13 AM |
Is it true Memory was originally meant to be used in Sunset Boulevard?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 20, 2019 11:00 AM |
Jellicle cats! Testicle cats! Jellicle! Jellicle!
Flatulant cats! Hailballing cats! Jellicle Vaginal Abdominal cats!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 20, 2019 11:10 AM |
[quote]They could have stuck a few asian minorities in there as Siamese cats.
Been there, done that.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 20, 2019 11:16 AM |
I will probably see the movie as I have never seen the play/musical. However, I love the song Memory. Jennifer Hudson's version is bombastic, removing the melancholy, melodic timbre the song deserves. Mad TV would make a caricature parody of Jennifer, singing bombastic versions of Mary Had A Little Lamb, Twinkle Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and on and on.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 20, 2019 11:19 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 20, 2019 11:28 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 20, 2019 11:30 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 20, 2019 11:32 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 20, 2019 11:35 AM |
^^^lol! Keep going I want more!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 20, 2019 1:31 PM |
Wow, who knew that Hollywood has some furries in high places? That's the only way I could think of why this was greenlit andcast with so many high profile actors in the first place. Either this is some validation ploy for furries or another step in Hollywood mocking its own audience "you guys watch any crap, don't you? You peasants!".
[quote] Tracey Ullman would play Dane Judi urinating on the carpet and shitting in a giant sandbox.
While screaming: I'm a national treasure!
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 20, 2019 1:45 PM |
I work in the film industry as a makeup artist- when I saw the trailer with some of my crew (including costumes), we were all aghast at how it looks. It shows that you need proper makeup/hair/costumes instead of CGI'ing the whole dreck. They really could have gotten fun and creative with practical and maybe get noms for makeup/costumes/production design.
And JHud screeching, "Memories" didn't help.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 20, 2019 2:06 PM |
My prediction is that it will be an embarrassing bomb in the short-term and acquire cult status in the long term.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 20, 2019 2:09 PM |
Honestly, I think it'll do very well.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 20, 2019 3:41 PM |
It looks very unsettling in a deepfake kind of way.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 20, 2019 4:53 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 20, 2019 4:58 PM |
What do you need a fat girl in a catsuit for? When you've got me? Me! Sissy Boodles!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 20, 2019 5:22 PM |
2. So clearly this is a town for cats, created by cats—hence the Milk Bar. But what kind of milk are they drinking?
3. Cow milk? Do cows exist in this world? How would cats, which weigh eight to 10 pounds on average, be able to domesticate cows, which weigh—[Googles]—roughly 1,600 pounds? Or … uh … are they drinking cat milk?
4. If they’re drinking cat milk, why would they need a bar for that? Isn’t that kind of fucked up?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 20, 2019 6:34 PM |
I keep waiting for Alex and his droogs to show up at the milk bar. That and pretty much that alone would make me buy a ticket to this.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 20, 2019 7:03 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 20, 2019 8:17 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 20, 2019 8:21 PM |
"My prediction is that it will be an embarrassing bomb in the short-term and acquire cult status in the long term."
A really good trainwreck can be far more entertaining than a film that's good or good-ish… but this one is just fucking disturbing to look at!
I think I'm just going to keep an eye on the trainwreck in progress, and not see the actual film. Because, eew.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 20, 2019 10:56 PM |
For the thousandth time, the song is called "Memory," not "Memories."
Thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 20, 2019 11:10 PM |
Memories!
All alone in the moonlights!
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 20, 2019 11:19 PM |
I thought this was a joke but it's a real movie!
by Anonymous | reply 121 | July 21, 2019 12:27 AM |
Cats with human noses.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 21, 2019 12:31 AM |
They need to add prominent cat anuses on their butts.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 21, 2019 12:41 AM |
R115 it would be a real horrorshow.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | July 21, 2019 12:45 AM |
They will re-release it with subtitled lyrics as a sing-along "experience," as 'The Sound of Music' and 'Bohemian Rhapsody' producers/distributors have done. Costumes encouraged! Bring the kitties!
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 21, 2019 2:40 AM |
Can't wait for the fan edit where they add tits and asses.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 21, 2019 2:41 AM |
R125 ....I never miss a T.S. Eliot singalong
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 21, 2019 3:03 AM |
Did Ouisa and Flan get their roles as extras?
by Anonymous | reply 128 | July 21, 2019 4:51 AM |
I'm waiting to see Sir Ian in his cat CGI, just to twist the knife deeper.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | July 21, 2019 5:15 AM |
On Vicious Ian proposed to Derek (Jacoby) in a cat costume during a dance lesson.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | July 21, 2019 5:33 AM |
Thanks, r131, I don't mind it as much on him. I suppose because he's 200 years old anyway, or maybe he works it better but Hudson looks 10x worse, in my opinion.
Of course I do have the world's biggest soft spot for Sir Ian so there's that.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | July 21, 2019 7:08 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 133 | July 21, 2019 8:18 AM |
Jennifer Hudson makes it sounds like CATS! Screeching caterwauling by an ugly creature in the night.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | July 21, 2019 12:22 PM |
And I am telling' you, I'm not purring...
by Anonymous | reply 135 | July 21, 2019 12:22 PM |
I keep waiting for Titus Andromedon to strut through one of those scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | July 21, 2019 12:30 PM |
R132, regarding your big soft spot for Ian McKellan.
TMI !!!
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 21, 2019 12:59 PM |
I do think it's distracting that they don't have cat anuses. From some angles, that's really what you notice most.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | July 21, 2019 1:02 PM |
I had every intention of going to see this film. However, after seeing Hudson's cat face, looking hideously diseased, I won't go. I have enough nightmares.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | July 21, 2019 2:22 PM |
My cat stretches frequently and lifts her tail to present hole. Is that choreographed in the movie, too?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | July 21, 2019 8:44 PM |
"They need to add prominent cat anuses on their butts. "
And prominent cat scrotums on the men.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | July 21, 2019 10:51 PM |
^ Now that is something the whole family can enjoy!
by Anonymous | reply 143 | July 21, 2019 11:18 PM |
^^^ won’t that make the castrated cats feel inferior?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | July 21, 2019 11:34 PM |
And to think we could have had Barbra Streisand in Gypsy over this cat piss.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | July 21, 2019 11:39 PM |
^ tape of Glenn's "lost" audition.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | July 22, 2019 11:38 AM |
Why doesn't Derulo or idris have THAT costume, R142
by Anonymous | reply 148 | July 22, 2019 12:47 PM |
Is that Lady Gaga at r146?
by Anonymous | reply 149 | July 22, 2019 7:45 PM |
Can we agree that "Memories" Is ALW's best song? I think that song will be the real draw for the movie. People find it irresistible.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | July 22, 2019 9:44 PM |
Yes. The light the corners of my mind!
by Anonymous | reply 151 | July 23, 2019 1:42 AM |
R151, I always thought the lyric was "like the corners of my mind."
by Anonymous | reply 152 | July 23, 2019 4:10 PM |
R150 I dunno, maybe Love Changes Everything?
by Anonymous | reply 153 | July 23, 2019 9:28 PM |
R150 Tell Me On A Sunday
by Anonymous | reply 154 | July 23, 2019 9:32 PM |
I have never even heard of either of those songs, r153 and r154.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | July 25, 2019 10:22 PM |
...do you have pubic hair?
by Anonymous | reply 156 | July 25, 2019 10:28 PM |
It’s such a nice show to take grandma to.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | July 25, 2019 10:43 PM |
No thanks! You can tell this is going to be an ultra PC movie with SJW propaganda (i.e., making Old Deuteronomy female and Victoria the white cat played by a biracial woman in white face). If there are two things SJWs hate are whites and males!
by Anonymous | reply 158 | July 25, 2019 11:50 PM |
Oh fuck off right-wing bigoted moron at R158.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | July 26, 2019 3:20 AM |
They should have cast an older woman as Grizabella. it looks odd to have Ian McKellen and Judi Dench in the film who are actually old and then have Grizabella played by a young woman. (although I read on Broadway world Deuteronomy has already had his nine lives so that is why he isn't the one to get picked for a new life. I always wondered that. Pick yourself old cat!)
by Anonymous | reply 160 | July 26, 2019 3:28 AM |
So if someway in hell this does well, will Phantom be far behind?
by Anonymous | reply 161 | July 26, 2019 3:39 AM |
they already made a movie of Phantom
by Anonymous | reply 162 | July 26, 2019 3:46 AM |
Tell Me on a Sunday has a nice score, less bombastic than most of ALW. It's an obscure show since it's just one-woman/one-set.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | July 26, 2019 6:30 AM |
This one comment I read somewhere made me LOL: why’d they make JHud look like she’s allergic to cats.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | July 26, 2019 6:59 AM |
I wonder if Streisand was offered the movie. She could really sing that song pretty well back in the day.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | July 26, 2019 7:01 AM |
Babs would never do an 'ensemble' feature!
by Anonymous | reply 166 | July 30, 2019 5:12 AM |
Those costumes are horrific and will ruin the movie. I can't believe the studio approved this.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | July 30, 2019 5:52 AM |
They had to cut the scene of Jennifer Hudson taking a shit in a litter box to avoid an NC-17.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | July 30, 2019 6:41 AM |
R168 They also had to cut the endless ass licking.
Apparently Sir Ian took the direction very literally and Dame Judi was quite put out
by Anonymous | reply 169 | July 30, 2019 7:19 AM |
R167 I'm confused, are they costumes? Didn't they just wear body suits with sensors and the rest was added digitally? That's why I wondered at what point it becomes animation? They would do well to enter it as best animated feature, it would stand out as unique and might garner votes.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | July 30, 2019 4:19 PM |
Yes, it's odd. They're not really costumes; they're CGI.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | July 30, 2019 4:23 PM |
[quote]I wonder if Streisand was offered the movie. She could really sing that song pretty well back in the day.
Do you really think that Barbra would take a movie role that required her to be in a furry cat costume?
by Anonymous | reply 172 | July 30, 2019 4:33 PM |
What if it was a white costume?
by Anonymous | reply 173 | July 30, 2019 5:51 PM |
^^^ Only for black ballerinas.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | July 30, 2019 7:25 PM |
R168 sounds painful since they don't even have CGI assholes to shit.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | July 30, 2019 7:34 PM |
It's a mess and will become a cult legend. It is already.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | July 30, 2019 7:52 PM |
R176 I agree and I actually can't wait for December. I'm totally gonna watch it for shits and giggles. And to be weirded out.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | July 30, 2019 7:59 PM |
I will most definitely not be in a sober state when I do, R177, but will avoid hallucinogens for obvious reasons.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | July 30, 2019 8:11 PM |
It will be double-headered at repertory cinemas with 'The Apple.'
by Anonymous | reply 179 | July 30, 2019 8:39 PM |
This will make The Chorus Line movie look like a classic.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | July 30, 2019 10:59 PM |
R170, whatever they are, costumes or CGI, they're hideous. They're creepily sexual. I don't think that's the look they were going for. They best costumes/CGI are for the characters James Corden and Judy Dench play. They don't look like "cat"suits with fur on them.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | July 31, 2019 2:58 AM |
R181 I think that's because they seem to be the only "clothed" cats? Judy has a fur coat and James some kind of tux? The worst on the other hand is probably Rebel Wilson, since her weird furry boobs jiggle the most lmao
by Anonymous | reply 182 | July 31, 2019 4:55 AM |
Grabbing popcorn
by Anonymous | reply 183 | July 31, 2019 10:13 AM |
I agree, r182. Rebel Wilson looking so awful just about summarizes this entire awful production.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | July 31, 2019 3:18 PM |
The Cats trailer killed Hal Prince
by Anonymous | reply 186 | July 31, 2019 11:21 PM |
At first I laughed, R186, and then I thought about it. Probably did.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | August 1, 2019 1:20 PM |
CATSH!
by Anonymous | reply 188 | August 1, 2019 2:38 PM |
[quote]whatever they are, costumes or CGI, they're hideous. They're creepily sexual.
They are supposed to be sexy. The stage was full of beautiful dancer bodies in spandex. The CGI fail to be sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | August 3, 2019 12:55 AM |
So after the splash of the trailer, nothing? Shouldn’t this movie be building up momentum until Christmas Day? What about the new Oscar ready song, I thought it would be released by now? What is it, who is it by, is it a TSwift original? Have they just abandoned it because it’s so bad? So many questions, where is James Corden to explain it all?
by Anonymous | reply 190 | November 10, 2019 7:58 AM |
From the Broadway thread....
Rumor they are furiously redoing the CGI since the trailer was destroyed.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | November 10, 2019 9:14 AM |
I saw the very disturbing and strange and disorienting CATS! trailer this weekend. Really odd. I couldn't articulate afterwards. CATS! got my tongue.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | December 6, 2019 12:55 AM |