Does Ouisa Kittredge have a part?
that looks so fucking terrible
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 18, 2019 9:41 PM |
Actually, it looks like it just might work. Very interested.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 18, 2019 9:45 PM |
They made a Cats movie before Wicked?! WTF?!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 18, 2019 9:46 PM |
Yeah, I'm on the positive side of this. There's something visually addictive about it... like I can't stop watching the trailer. I think certain shots look terrible, and that Rebel Wilson moment was... awful, but I think they'll have time to touch up the CGI by December.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 18, 2019 9:47 PM |
Jennifer Hudson is one ugly pussy and can't sing Memories for shit. Should have been Judi Dench singing it.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 18, 2019 9:47 PM |
I didn’t enjoy J-Hud’s rendition of Memory. Is there really an audience for this? Isn’t Cats a punchline at this point?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 18, 2019 9:53 PM |
when does Starlight Express come out?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 18, 2019 9:53 PM |
Why must this be inflicted on us.
CATS is a majorly shitty show.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 18, 2019 10:11 PM |
They have two fat jokes, it's a hit!!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 18, 2019 10:15 PM |
The footage of Jennifer Hudson bellowing "TOUCH ME" looks like her face has been stuck on someone else's head.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 18, 2019 10:16 PM |
Kitty litter
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 18, 2019 10:16 PM |
The human-like bodies creep me the fuck out.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 18, 2019 10:19 PM |
R12 What is up with Rebel Wilsons titties??
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 18, 2019 10:24 PM |
Hudson went to Viola Davis' School for Snot Acting in hopes of getting that second Oscar.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 18, 2019 10:38 PM |
Oh God, it looks abysmal.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 18, 2019 10:49 PM |
I sniff OSCAR!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 18, 2019 10:50 PM |
This will be a record-setting box office bomb.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 18, 2019 10:58 PM |
That is some really dodgy CGI LOL!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 18, 2019 11:08 PM |
Stanky!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 19, 2019 12:13 AM |
Taylor Swift?!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 19, 2019 12:14 AM |
Judi Dench needs to fire her agent
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 19, 2019 1:09 AM |
rob delaney @robdelaney
The Judi Dench cat just took a shit in my “normal” cat’s litter box the size of a thanksgiving turkey! I’m calling the police
6:04 PM · Jul 18, 2019
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 19, 2019 1:26 AM |
Why would Judi Cat be wearing a fur coat?
Isn't that a little Jame Gumb of her?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 19, 2019 1:29 AM |
[quote]They made a Cats movie before Wicked?! WTF?!
Universal Pictures has set its “Wicked” movie for the Christmas season with a release date of Dec. 22, 2021.
Stephen Daldry will direct and Marc Platt will produce. The three-time Tony Award-winning stage musical was adapted from Gregory Maguire’s novel by Winnie Holzman and three-time Oscar-winning composer/lyricist Stephen Schwartz, who are also collaborating on the screenplay adaptation.
“Wicked” was produced on Broadway by Platt, Universal Stage Productions, the Araca Group, Jon B. Platt, and David Stone. The movie version will open five days after Fox launches its “Avatar 3” along with an untitled Disney live-action movie, and an untitled Warner Bros. animated feature.
The film adaptation of 2003’s “Wicked” is expected to include two new songs. Cast members have not yet been announced.
“Wicked” tells the story of the 1939 movie “The Wizard of Oz” and L. Frank Baum’s classic 1900 novel “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” from the perspective of the witches of Oz. It surpassed “A Chorus Line” last year to become the sixth-longest-running Broadway musical of all time, and has grossed $1.3 billion over the past 15 years.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 19, 2019 1:33 AM |
I presume Ariana Grande will play Elphaba. Maybe Dove Cameron as Glinda.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 19, 2019 1:34 AM |
Could Liza Minnelli play Madame Morrible in Wicked? That would be a full-circle moment considering that her mother played Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 19, 2019 1:41 AM |
Uh, seriously?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 19, 2019 1:41 AM |
CGI has no place in dance sequences. Dance's appeal lies in witnessing the virtuosity of real humans.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 19, 2019 1:45 AM |
WTF? Why are these creepy looking cats jumping around on giant sets?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 19, 2019 1:46 AM |
[quote]Why would Judi Cat be wearing a fur coat?
I guess most people won't get the "callback" casting of Judi Dench in this film. She was supposed to be the original Grizabella in the London production, but broke her knee during rehearsals and thus was replaced by Elaine Paige. I'm guessing Judi's fur coat is a nod to Griz's original costume.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 19, 2019 1:50 AM |
The British ballerina as the white kitten looks fantastic
JHud singing Memories is devoid of emotion.
Jhud's makeup/CGI combo is APPALLING. She looks like a Neanderthal.
As always, James Corden is insufferable.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 19, 2019 1:54 AM |
Have people started bitching yet about biracial ballerina Francesca Hayward wearing "whiteface" as Victoria?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 19, 2019 1:55 AM |
Cats is one of the worst musicals of all time.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 19, 2019 1:58 AM |
r26
I never knew Dolores Gray played Madame Morrible!?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 19, 2019 2:01 AM |
r33, this looks like it will be one of the worst movies of all time, so they did justice to the musical.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 19, 2019 2:02 AM |
I don't understand why cats wouldn't have fur on their face instead of a caucasian or black complexion in the first place. Everything about this is so weird and gross.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 19, 2019 2:03 AM |
Everyone looks like they’ve been run through some shitty, cat-themed face swap app.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 19, 2019 2:06 AM |
^ I understood this reference!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 19, 2019 2:12 AM |
I hope they CGI Rebel Wilson's big sloppy tits out.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 19, 2019 2:13 AM |
Of course they were going to make it into a movie. I enjoy the musical on stage, and never considered they would even attempt to translate it to film. I think I really want to see Idris Elba and Jason Derullo. Jason Derullo looks even sexier than usual in cat makeup.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 19, 2019 2:27 AM |
If they can turn actors into cats with CGI, then they can make Barbra Streisand a mother of young children in Gypsy.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 19, 2019 2:33 AM |
Andrew Lloyd Webber is the worst composer of his generation.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 19, 2019 2:37 AM |
Will they remake A Chorus Line?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 19, 2019 2:46 AM |
Why didn't they make JHud sing until she wasn't flat? Who decided on that fucking atrocious arrangement?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 19, 2019 2:53 AM |
[quote] “Wicked” movie for the Christmas season with a release date of Dec. 22, 2021.
And West Side Story - The Movie has a December 2020 release date. So movie musicals are no longer dead?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 19, 2019 2:53 AM |
:Who the HELL would want to see this thing?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 19, 2019 2:59 AM |
The people who saw TWO Mamma Mia movies.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 19, 2019 3:01 AM |
R48, I'm a middle-aged gay guy, and I will enjoy this. I know it's not great art, but are we really expecting to see that in 2019?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 19, 2019 3:02 AM |
The trailer scared the shit out of me. Creepy as hell. Not everything needs to be cgi'd.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 19, 2019 3:07 AM |
LOL
At this moment, this is the current description listed under the category of "Premise" on the film's wikipedia page:
[quote] Over the course of a single night, a tribe of cats called the Jellicles make what is known as "the Jellicle choice" and decide which cat will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and come back to a new life. Yes, this is really the synopsis.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 19, 2019 3:53 AM |
No one will ever come close to matching Streisand's version of Memory. ALW said it was perfection and could not be topped.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 19, 2019 4:02 AM |
Get her the FUCK out of this thread!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 19, 2019 4:03 AM |
I'm bringing kitty litter to throw at the screen.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 19, 2019 4:12 AM |
Horrible.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 19, 2019 4:14 AM |
I realize it's not a true indicator of quality or public interest, but the trailer has more dislikes than likes. That can't be a good sign? I still don't understand why they opted to prioritize this over Wicked, which was originally planned for this December.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 19, 2019 4:14 AM |
Is it too soon to put it to sleep?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 19, 2019 4:19 AM |
This pussy stinks.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 19, 2019 4:25 AM |
They should have found a part for Betty Buckley. Not Grizabella singing Memories, but something,
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 19, 2019 4:27 AM |
I assume we’re getting the rapping Rum Tum Tugger in lieu of the classic one. I loved Tyler Hanes in the role and enjoyed the pop version from the early eighties. I like the way the company introduces the Rug Tum Rapper before he raps shown in a recent bootleg. I am not sure I appreciate the change.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 19, 2019 4:29 AM |
The original...
Betty Buckley - Memory (1983 Tony Awards)
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 19, 2019 4:29 AM |
[quote]r55 I'm bringing kitty litter to throw at the screen.
Meow!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 19, 2019 4:30 AM |
Shawn Mendes better play Fiyero in Wicked.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 19, 2019 4:31 AM |
The original was Elaine Paige, not Betty Buckley.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 19, 2019 4:32 AM |
R65 The original was Judi Dench, not Elaine Paige
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 19, 2019 4:35 AM |
No, it wasn't. Dench had to bow out. She never faced and audience. Nor did ever sing "Memory", not even in a rehearsal room.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 19, 2019 4:41 AM |
*never faced an audience
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 19, 2019 4:41 AM |
R67 Still the original and first
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 19, 2019 4:45 AM |
Elaine Page appeared in the original London/West End production in 1981.
Betty Buckley appeared in the original Broadway/NYC production in 1982.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 19, 2019 4:53 AM |
[quote]r65 The original was Elaine Paige, not Betty Buckley.
We're in America.
You bring your Elaine Page over here, she's going in a detention center.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 19, 2019 4:55 AM |
R70 And Judi was the original Grizibella
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 19, 2019 4:58 AM |
Well, Judi is in the movie. Problem solved.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 19, 2019 4:59 AM |
R71. We are not in America. We are on the World Wide Web.
We're everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 19, 2019 5:00 AM |
I was lucky enough to get to see Cats on Broadway in 1984, with Terrence Mann. He kind of ruined all other Rum Tum Tuggers for me.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 19, 2019 5:05 AM |
Judi Dench
In 1981, Dench was due to play Grizabella in the original production of Cats, but was forced to pull out due to a torn Achilles tendon, leaving Elaine Paige to play the role.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 19, 2019 5:07 AM |
Tom Hooper is such an overrated director. Spielberg and Daldry will do lightyears better with WSS and Wicked.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 19, 2019 5:10 AM |
It is too bad Dench was never approached for the original...
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 19, 2019 5:11 AM |
I think it looks OK. Better than all that superhero shit that takes up so many cinema screens.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 19, 2019 5:14 AM |
The movie looks good.
I saw the Broadway version twice. The first time I thought it was mesmerizing, great, clever, fascinating. The second time I saw it I thought, "What the hell did I like about this stupid show?"
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 19, 2019 5:36 AM |
"Memories" is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 19, 2019 6:06 AM |
R64, Fiyero has to be black. He was black in the book. And all the SJWs will be pissed if he is white washed.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 19, 2019 6:07 AM |
Saw both the original London and Broadway versions--preferred the London version and Elaine Paige brought the house down, but Betty Buckley's was the more interesting, subtle (yeah, I know, we're talking "Cats")--she pulled the audience to her instead of letting it all hang out. She seemed much more broken and fragile as Grizabella and, thus, more affecting.
And both of them will be miles better than J. Hudson--didn't anybody manning the sound booth notice that she's flat on her big swoopy note in the trailer?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 19, 2019 6:10 AM |
Exactly R83 see R46.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 19, 2019 6:21 AM |
This is going to be a Razzie winner.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 19, 2019 7:22 AM |
Will they rework the script like what happened with the Hair adaptation?
Cats is similarly structured to Hair, but Hair is about hippies instead of cats.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 19, 2019 7:44 AM |
Their butts. hahahahaaa
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 19, 2019 7:58 AM |
This thing has one decent song in it, and Hudson sings it like she's auditioning for American Idol again. Given the movie is basically a cartoon, why not get Elaine Paige or Betty Buckley to do the part? They at least know how to sing the music.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 19, 2019 8:05 AM |
There are some stories that work far better on the stage than on film. This is one of them.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 19, 2019 8:08 AM |
......"Cats, it about cats, Hal"
'And we never spoke of it again"
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 19, 2019 8:13 AM |
This looks like stinkier shit than the stuff I cleaned out of my cat’s litter box.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 19, 2019 8:52 AM |
A CULT in the making.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 19, 2019 9:04 AM |
Looks like ALW is about to have his third shitty movie. Phantom is unwatchable and Evita is only bearable when gorgeous Antonio is onscreen. I have a fondness for the movie of Jesus Christ Superstar, even though it is SO 1970s at times. ALW wrote in his book that he disliked the JCS movie because he wasn’t asked to participate and he didn’t like what André Previn did to his music. I happen to like Previn’s work in the film, and director Norman Jewison did a nice job overall.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 19, 2019 9:59 AM |
Can't wait to see it
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 19, 2019 11:44 AM |
Jennifer Hudson's over-belting is unbearable.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 19, 2019 12:21 PM |
Move over, Hudson and let a real singer do her thing.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 19, 2019 12:31 PM |
Grizabello.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 19, 2019 12:35 PM |
R96 Haha, she didn't even let the score play out. Rude.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 19, 2019 12:37 PM |
Watching the clip of RumTum Tiger makes me wonder what the cast of the original production thought. It looks so laughable and odd and stupid. No one could have predicted that it would become a huge success. In rehearsals, I would have thought it would be a big huge flop.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 19, 2019 1:45 PM |
Missed opportunity here. Grizabella should have been Babs.
We have the vocal track she made when she was at the height of her immense vocal power. And now we have the aging woman, with her best days behind her, world weary and staring into her own personal oblivion. Her farewell to film combined with one of her greatest popular hits.
If they can fake cat hair, they can fake the singing - with the star's own singing - and create cinematic history.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 19, 2019 2:19 PM |
Oh for chrissakes, Mewsette was the original Grizabella!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 19, 2019 3:12 PM |
Of course, Judy Garland would have been the best Grizabella.
And she would have been the best Rose.
And the best Dolly.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 19, 2019 3:22 PM |
R103 is peak gay.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 19, 2019 3:53 PM |
You bet! If they CGI'd the cat hair, they just should have CGI'd Judy, too.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 19, 2019 3:56 PM |
No, r103, the other Judy would have been the best Dolly.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 19, 2019 3:59 PM |
Judy Canova? Judy Carne? What other Judy?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 19, 2019 4:05 PM |
Judge Judy?
Judy Collins?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 19, 2019 4:06 PM |
[quote]—best quote on this shit show
Close r90, but John Guare wins that title, from “6 Degrees...”
[quote]”Aeschylus did not invent theatre to have it end up a bunch of chorus kids wondering which of them will go to Kitty Kat heaven.”
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 19, 2019 4:28 PM |
Ad Week is running an interesting article titled: Cats Movie Trailer Unites the Internet Under One Shared Message: ‘WTF Did I Just Watch?’
I've tried to post a link, but DL isn't taking it.
All I have to say is, "Gurlina, you in danger!"
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 19, 2019 4:31 PM |
Hudson has an Oscar for a song performance. It's clear why she was cast as Grizabella...
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 19, 2019 4:37 PM |
They needed a STAR for Grizabella and Hudson is not a star. There's a reason why she never had a successful recording career. She's now a coach on The Voice.
I hope Marc Platt, who's producing Wicked, doesn't try to cast his son Ben as Fiyero. Didn't Ben play Fiyero on Broadway?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 19, 2019 4:46 PM |
No. His other son Jonah played Fiyero.
Watch Ben get cast as Boq.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 19, 2019 4:49 PM |
It's interesting how audiences are so fickle with anthropomorphic characters and will immediately accept some without question and vehemently disapprove of others. Comic book movies and Sci-fi films that pack theaters are filled with goofy looking, overly CGI'd human-creature hybrids, but add singing and dancing to the mix and it seems to be a bridge too far for some.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 19, 2019 4:55 PM |
It is true that Barbra Streisand sang "Memory" the best. Her version is beautifully understated. Everybody else I've heard singing it shrieks, wails, moan and carries on in hysterical fashion; they think they're "emoting", I guess. Judging from that trailer Jennifer Hudson is no exception. Her singing is wretchedly overblown.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 19, 2019 6:40 PM |
And not in a good way, r117.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 19, 2019 6:44 PM |
[quote]It's interesting how audiences are so fickle with anthropomorphic characters and will immediately accept some without question and vehemently disapprove of others. Comic book movies and Sci-fi films that pack theaters are filled with goofy looking, overly CGI'd human-creature hybrids, but add singing and dancing to the mix and it seems to be a bridge too far for some.
None of us has ever seen a Gungan or a Porg or a Hulk before. We accept what we see in those movies. But we’ve all seen cats and, um, these ain’t cats. They’re also not human. They’re too much of both and not enough of either.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 19, 2019 6:46 PM |
R82, Fiyero has always been white in the stage productions of Wicked. Pay attention
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 19, 2019 6:49 PM |
[quote]It is true that Barbra Streisand sang "Memory" the best. Her version is beautifully understated.
The problem with Babs' version is all those 1980s synthesizers. At the end when the music goes down the scales, they should have used a piano or a violin, not a synthesizer.
And Babs has trouble with the low notes. She really scrapes bottom on "Every streetlamp seems to beat a fatalistic warning" You can hear that she's going very carefully in that section because she's unsure of herself on those low notes. She should have called in Kay McClelland who has the most beautiful low notes of any female vocalist ever.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | July 19, 2019 6:57 PM |
[quote]Fiyero has always been white in the stage productions of Wicked. Pay attention
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 19, 2019 7:02 PM |
[quote]Fiyero has always been white in the stage productions of Wicked. Pay attention
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 19, 2019 7:03 PM |
[quote]Have people started bitching yet about biracial ballerina Francesca Hayward wearing "whiteface" as Victoria?
And it begins...
by Anonymous | reply 124 | July 19, 2019 7:36 PM |
Choreography by Andy "Hamilton" Blankenbuehler.
Must we Lin-Manuelify EVERY freaking musical?!
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 19, 2019 7:50 PM |
Andy choreographed the Cats revival as well.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 19, 2019 8:05 PM |
It's weird that we're not getting any news about In the Heights. Has it even started production?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 19, 2019 8:36 PM |
Yes, R127, it started production over a month ago and wraps at the end of August.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | July 19, 2019 9:01 PM |
[quote]r102 Oh for chrissakes, Mewsette was the original Grizabella!
[quote]r103 Of course, Judy Garland would have been the best Grizabella. And she would have been the best Rose. And the best Dolly.
Judy, Judy, Judy ... !!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | July 19, 2019 9:43 PM |
I am so tired of Judi Dench. Is she has overrated in the UK as she is here in the States?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | July 19, 2019 11:38 PM |
I wonder how she'd have got around that song in the UK version? She doesn't QUITE have the voice to sell that song.
Although, Betty B said in an interview that [italic]Memory[/italic] was a replacement song for one that didn't work. Maybe they put that song in when Janis Paige (or whatever her loser name is) replaced Dench, and they realized they had someone with more musical experience.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | July 19, 2019 11:46 PM |
From the way I understand it, Memory was not in the Musical when Dench was to be in it.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | July 19, 2019 11:54 PM |
[Quote] I wonder how she'd have got around that song in the UK version? She doesn't QUITE have the voice to sell that song.
The song was added for Elaine Paige. Dench would never have been given the song to sing.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | July 19, 2019 11:58 PM |
Glad to see no one else seems to like J. Hudson's "Memory." More than anything, it is what stuck out in the trailer the most. It is one of my favorite musical numbers of all time, and her version is the worst I have heard. And, I have seen amateur productions. I don't care for the look of the characters, either. But, I could put up with that if the singing was decent.
Hell, since it is mainly CGI, Susan Boyle would have been a better candidate for the role. After all Grizabella is supposed to be an older cat, looking back. Plus, Susan looks like someone who has probably spent enough time with cats that she knows how they behave, better than the others.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | July 19, 2019 11:58 PM |
The movie should have been animated, with celeb voices. Fat, furry cats dancing around wouldn't look as disquieting as the alien, lycra'd lynx/starved-ballerinas they came up with by going the human performer route.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | July 20, 2019 12:10 AM |
Oh for chrissakes, r132, I woulda given that number verve to spare!
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 20, 2019 12:16 AM |
I don't know what will be settled upon for the final cut, but Jennifer Hudson performed the song earlier this year at Cinema Con and she was terrific.
It was good to hear it from a different perspective. The woman has an astonishing sound. She's way too good for the cheezie song.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | July 20, 2019 12:25 AM |
Jennifer Hudson has no idea how to sing "the cheezie song", as evidenced from that appalling trailer. She does what almost everyone who sings it does: makes an overwrought mess of it.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | July 20, 2019 2:05 AM |
That was beautiful at r138. But in the trailer it wqs soulless.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | July 20, 2019 2:10 AM |
I’ll never forget the commercials for regional live performances of “Cats!”
One hefty fan gleefully bragged that she saw the musical FIVE times.
My dad shouted out, “That broad needs a hobby!”
Good times...
by Anonymous | reply 142 | July 20, 2019 3:37 AM |
[quote]My dad shouted out, “That broad needs a hobby!”
....or to get laid.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | July 20, 2019 4:27 AM |
Now *this* is Live Action at its most creative and daring.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | July 20, 2019 5:13 AM |
The lyrics to MEMORY are kind of contradictory. I’ve never understood “If you touch me, you’ll understand what happiness is,” because this beat up old broad hardly seems “happy”.
Or does she mean she’s a great fuck?
by Anonymous | reply 145 | July 20, 2019 5:36 AM |
I assume she means that whoever touches her will see how happy that makes her and will understand the emotion's true meaning.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | July 20, 2019 7:15 AM |
R100, the Rum Tum Tiger song was the best song for me when I watched Cats on Broadway as a teen. I can’t remember who the singer was (it was around Xmas 1998). But he stood out because he acted it with a raw sexual energy, like a force of nature.
It’s also a very accurate song. Cats are very obstinate and exasperatingly bipolar.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | July 20, 2019 11:19 AM |
[quote] Comic book movies and Sci-fi films that pack theaters are filled with goofy looking, overly CGI'd human-creature hybrids, but add singing and dancing to the mix and it seems to be a bridge too far for some.
Well, R116, CGI anthropomorphic creature Jar Jar Binks didn’t sing or dance - and audiences disliked him with a passion.
Whereas non-CGI Chewbacca just growled and behaved like a barely sentient silly brown bear - and he’s iconic with viewers.
Anthromorphised CGI creatures are better left to be villains (Thanos, Gollum, etc). Because overly CGI’d human-creature hybrids often come across as ugly and scary.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | July 20, 2019 11:35 AM |
*Anthropomorphised
by Anonymous | reply 149 | July 20, 2019 11:36 AM |
What is the deal with Barbra's music video for Memory? Did she throw a diva tantrum and refuse to record an actual proper 80s video for it?
It is stock footage of parties in the 30s with Barbra at the mike, wearing a scarf and winter hat like she is cold. I guess for her voice.
It is so beautiful how she sings it though. Very moving.
Memory is an amazing song. It seems to be about loss and fear but also about hope and acceptance.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | July 20, 2019 11:55 AM |
[quote]I can’t remember who the singer was (it was around Xmas 1998).
It was probably Stephen Bienskie.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | July 20, 2019 12:50 PM |
Thanks, R151. I love how DL’s sage Broadway patrons know all these fun, obscure details. Is there a video of him in the role? I tried to find a clip to check if he’s the one, but nothing on YouTube it seems.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | July 20, 2019 1:29 PM |
[quote] I didn’t enjoy J-Hud’s rendition of Memory. Is there really an audience for this? Isn’t Cats a punchline at this point?
Different strokes...
Jennifer Hudson's voice gives me chills. I am so ready for a big soulful voice to slay "Memory." I remembering buying the Barry Manilow 45 of "Memory" and I've heard every version of it since -- each one more vanilla than the last. I always wanted Aretha or Gladys to record it. I love Barbra's. I love what I've heard of J-Hud's so far.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | July 20, 2019 2:16 PM |
Why did they make Hudson so hideous looking, her head looks off too like they superimposed it on a different person.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | July 20, 2019 2:22 PM |
R71 snatched that wig. Elaine Page is persona non grata in this discussion.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | July 20, 2019 2:23 PM |
Yeah, J Huds face looks like they couldn't fit it all on the character so they just lopped off 3 inches on both sides.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | July 20, 2019 2:24 PM |
[quote] I am so ready for a big soulful voice to slay "Memory."
“Slay”? Are you Generation Y / Z, R153?
by Anonymous | reply 157 | July 20, 2019 2:29 PM |
@r157. No, Granny. Judy Garland was "slaying" too, you just didn't know it way back then.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | July 20, 2019 2:32 PM |
I remember seeing the commercials for the broadway show as a kid and always finding it creepy.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | July 20, 2019 3:12 PM |
Lol, Garland was “slaying” in the 40s / 50s, I wasn’t born in the inter-war period, veteran @ R158.
And I never saw it that widely used in literature or plays from that time. When did, say, Jack Kerouac ever use it?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | July 20, 2019 3:20 PM |
Come to think of it, when did Garland ever use it?
by Anonymous | reply 161 | July 20, 2019 3:23 PM |
Judging from the trailer Jennifer Hudson doesn't "slay" the song "Memory." She strangles it, stomps it, maims it, crushes it. The poor song is left mangled and choking on its own blood, battered to death.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | July 20, 2019 8:07 PM |
Your response is more over the top than her rendition. Calm your asses.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | July 20, 2019 8:29 PM |
[quote]r162 The poor song is left mangled and choking on its own blood, battered to death.
Well, really, it lived a lot longer than it deserved, so...
by Anonymous | reply 164 | July 20, 2019 9:11 PM |
[quote]r145 The lyrics to MEMORY are kind of contradictory. I’ve never understood “If you touch me, you’ll understand what happiness is,” because this beat up old broad hardly seems “happy”. Or does she mean she’s a great fuck?
[quote]r146 I assume she means that whoever touches her will see how happy that makes her and will understand the emotion's true meaning.
Okay - that makes a little more sense. It still seems like kind of round-about lyric, if that's what it's trying to say, tho. Her song says she remembers being happy, she remembers being beautiful in a beautiful life ... but none of that is tied to being touched at one time, or being with others, even.
I know I'm being really literal, but that song has never really "said" anything to me. The lyrics are kind of a blur.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | July 20, 2019 9:23 PM |
^^ sorry - she doesn't say she remembers a [italic]"beautiful life."[/italic] That's just Babs doing her usual FUCKERY with rewriting others' songs.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | July 20, 2019 9:28 PM |
Concept art for Spielberg's animated version. If only!
by Anonymous | reply 167 | July 20, 2019 9:59 PM |
It was a missed opportunity not casting Julie Newman as Grizabella. She is the original Catwoman. Only she can sing Memory the way it was intended.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | July 20, 2019 10:59 PM |
Eartha Kitt was my favorite Cat Woman. Did she ever record Memory? I can well imagine her voice cutting right through all the bombast in that silly song.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | July 20, 2019 11:11 PM |
Most people I know preferred Eartha Kitt to Julie Newman.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | July 20, 2019 11:31 PM |
oh dear
by Anonymous | reply 171 | July 20, 2019 11:33 PM |
Julie NEWMAR,you dumb clucks. By the way, she was the best Catwoman; long, sleek, gorgeous. Eartha Kitt looked like a caricature of a feline; Julie Newmar looked a lot more "cat-like."
by Anonymous | reply 172 | July 20, 2019 11:34 PM |
R172 Julie Newmar played the character like a character... Kitt played it like a caricature.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | July 21, 2019 12:08 AM |
They definitely should have animated it. Its main audience is going to be kids, who will be too scared to see those creepy human-cat hybrids.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | July 21, 2019 12:11 AM |
R175 Cause Batman was Shakespeare and needed reality
by Anonymous | reply 177 | July 21, 2019 12:15 AM |
I’m intrigued by the movie, but I won’t see it if it doesn’t include “Growltiger’s Last Stand.”
by Anonymous | reply 178 | July 21, 2019 12:15 AM |
I don't think any kids are going to want to see this. I don't think ANYBODY is going to want to see this, except out of morbid curiosity or because they have warm, fond memories of seeing "Cats" in a theater many years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | July 21, 2019 12:17 AM |
I suspect it'll do very well in China.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | July 21, 2019 12:19 AM |
Why, R180? Because it will remind them of their dinner?
by Anonymous | reply 181 | July 21, 2019 12:58 AM |
Did anyone say either, R177?
by Anonymous | reply 182 | July 21, 2019 1:03 AM |
r179 Taylor Swift has a pull just like how Beyonce is pulling Lion King numbers
by Anonymous | reply 183 | July 21, 2019 1:06 AM |
The Lion King doesn't look like it will give kids nightmares, there is a difference.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | July 21, 2019 1:46 AM |
R183, Beyonce has nothing to do with it. The movie would have been huge even if Shirley Hemphill had voiced Nala.
I had no idea that Amy Sedaris voices one of the characters in the movie.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | July 21, 2019 1:59 AM |
[quote]r167 Concept art for Spielberg's animated version. If only!
Oh, that looks so beautiful! I would actually go see that.
Real humans dancing around as cats in lycra has always been off-puttingly ridiculous. The whole show could only be worse if it were on roller skates ...
by Anonymous | reply 186 | July 21, 2019 2:38 AM |
Who is Amy Sedaris in it?
by Anonymous | reply 187 | July 21, 2019 2:45 AM |
R186 Actually, if they had gone with the original humans in lyrca 1980s look, and just made it a very stylized film, it would have looked less frightening than this CGI, mess.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | July 21, 2019 5:37 AM |
"Susan Boyle would have been a better candidate for the role. "
Oh, 135, thank god you're not a casting director. She's practically autistic and can't speak like a normal person, let alone act! And she has a face for radio.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | July 21, 2019 6:12 AM |
So, in other words, she’s perfect for CATS
by Anonymous | reply 190 | July 21, 2019 1:58 PM |
The twist is that Scarlett Johansson plays all the cats.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | July 21, 2019 2:17 PM |
As a rule, the dancers in the stage show had bangin' bods, clad in that clingy lycra shit.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | July 21, 2019 2:37 PM |
R189 As I said, it is mainly CGI so her face has nothing to do with it. Also, I find actual cats to act like autistic people so it would be a good fit.
Or, they could just go back to the old Hollywood practice of casting an actor in the role and having their singing dubbed by a better singer.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | July 21, 2019 4:29 PM |
CATS has been around a long long time. It opened when I was in college and being from New York it was hard to ignore its existence. I've never listened to the soundtrack but I did have many theater friends in college who sang the songs around me and of course Betty Buckley was on every show possible singing "Memory".
Most commenters around the interweb talking shit about this trailer with comments like:
[quote]I actually didn't think this looked so bad. Then again, I've always been a huge fan of horror movies...
[quote]Everybody was exited about all of the good movies planned for 2019, we didn't expect how many bad ones we would get.
[quote]"This Christmas, you will believe" Yes, I will believe that god has deserted us for good
[quote]Its a cat-astrophe in the making....I know I know....I'll see meow-n way out.
[quote]I must revoke my proclamation of yesterday that I would absolutely be seeing this. The trailer is a monstrosity, the original 1980s theater make-up was more feline and the dance moves shown in the trailer reflect absolutely nothing even remotely cat-like... its going to be an abomination.
I'll see this because I grew up with big colorful musicals that showcased incredible talent and creative movie making. From this trailer it looks like Hooper tried to bring us some of that. We don't get to see much real talent in any of the creative arts anymore so I'm rooting for this.
I wish the collective internet Cringe Culture would move on, and just let us enjoy the things we enjoy. We get it , Twitter et al. You're too cool for CATS.
Here's a link to a behind the scenes. Wish I'd had the opportunity to be on this crew.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | July 21, 2019 5:33 PM |
"I've never listened to the soundtrack ".....
by Anonymous | reply 195 | July 21, 2019 7:28 PM |
Beyoncé’s movie The Lion King is killing it at the Box Office
by Anonymous | reply 196 | July 21, 2019 7:36 PM |
R196 Oh fuck off cunt
by Anonymous | reply 197 | July 21, 2019 7:37 PM |
r195 Probably because all my thespian friends were singing the songs and I wasn't impressed.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | July 21, 2019 11:50 PM |
No, R198. No, that's not the answer.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | July 22, 2019 12:05 AM |
Since so much of it is CGI, maybe they can make a video game version of it where you can insert your favorite singer into any part. I would buy that!!
by Anonymous | reply 200 | July 22, 2019 12:19 AM |
Dorothy Squires IS Grizabella!
by Anonymous | reply 201 | July 22, 2019 12:20 AM |
To Wong Foo:
When they come in to eat, poison all those fucks who shut me out of CATS.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | July 22, 2019 12:22 AM |
I have MEMORY stuck in my head now.
It is unwelcome.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | July 22, 2019 12:36 AM |
[quote]R200 Since so much of it is CGI, maybe they can make a video game version of it where you can insert your favorite singer into any part. I would buy that!!
Or Maybe you can hunt the cats, and silence them?
by Anonymous | reply 204 | July 22, 2019 12:37 AM |
I thought this thread would be dedicated to the horror that is the Cats live action movie. Instead it has become a thread for elderqueens to bitch about "Memories".
by Anonymous | reply 205 | July 22, 2019 1:02 AM |
Oh, R201 !!
That would be something.
Something to see? Something to avoid?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | July 22, 2019 1:03 AM |
^^^ I think they just rubbed tuna fish on the screen.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | July 22, 2019 5:40 AM |
R194 Hate to break it to you but it isn't just twitter that is shitting on this trash, the entire internet and anyone with eyes and taste is.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | July 22, 2019 5:49 AM |
[quote]I wish the collective internet Cringe Culture would move on, and just let us enjoy the things we enjoy.
Maybe we enjoy hating on crappy art. Why are you trying to ruin our fun? Let us enjoy what we enjoy
by Anonymous | reply 211 | July 22, 2019 7:23 AM |
Terrence Mann was in Cats?! Didn't he play the scary bounty hunter in the Critters movies?
by Anonymous | reply 212 | July 22, 2019 9:18 AM |
R212 Oh honey, Terence is Broadway ROYALTY. And married to dance royalty.
And yes he was in all Critters flicks
by Anonymous | reply 213 | July 22, 2019 9:24 AM |
So bitches, looking at this, Mame ain't looking so bad after all?
by Anonymous | reply 214 | July 22, 2019 1:38 PM |
Who are the gays appearing in this CGI mess?
by Anonymous | reply 215 | July 22, 2019 1:43 PM |
The irony of the Cats trailer coming the same week of The Lion King. The public obviously wants lions and not kitty cats.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | July 22, 2019 1:45 PM |
R215 Only Sir Ian that I know of, but aren't there rumors about Corden and those weird rumblings about Swift from last month? Danny Collins who plays Mungojerrie seems to have potential as family, though what I see of his Facebook and no post IG has him prominently with a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | July 22, 2019 5:41 PM |
[quote]Who are the gays appearing in this CGI mess?
[quote][R215] Only Sir Ian that I know of,
AHEM!!!
by Anonymous | reply 218 | July 22, 2019 5:55 PM |
I guess I can't really judge oldsters Ian McKellen and Judi Dench for appearing in this trash. They only have so much time to keep raking in checks.
But god, it's depressing.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | July 22, 2019 11:42 PM |
Isn't the musical Cats depressing? I've never seen it but I thought it ended with the old lady cat dying.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | July 23, 2019 6:35 AM |
R220, she gets to ascend to the Heaviside Layer and get reborn into a new Jellicle life.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | July 23, 2019 7:20 AM |
Hopefully when she gets reborn in the movie, she gets the rest of her skull back.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | July 23, 2019 9:55 AM |
I've always thought the ascent to the Heavyside Layer was a bit cruel. Here you have this old, broken down, prostitute cat. She finally wins a trip to Heaven to be reborn. She gets on a tire and the ascent starts. Then about 2 minutes later, the tire stops and the poor broken down cat is asked to step off and drag her arthritic body up a long flight of stairs. It almost doesn't seem worth it.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | July 23, 2019 2:08 PM |
I've always thought it would be much more interesting if we could vote on the cat who goes to the Heavyside Layer. Doesn't Jenny Any Dots deserve a chance? Think of all the hard work she has put into life. She teaches the mice music, crocheting and tatting. She organized the cockroaches, creating a beetles tattoo. What has that old wornout drunkard Grizabella done but whine about how she was once beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | July 23, 2019 2:15 PM |
R224 So you want to turn Cats into the Mystery of Drood? Hell, lets put them on roller skates as well and Starlight Express them cats!
by Anonymous | reply 225 | July 23, 2019 2:24 PM |
Well it's obvious why Oprah's never played the role, r223.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | July 23, 2019 2:30 PM |
Why is there only room on the rising reincarnation tire for 1 cat? It's not like the others have to pay for them.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | July 23, 2019 4:15 PM |
^^^ Yes, it very similar in dimension to the flotsam in Titanic and while it might look like there is space for two bodies, be they cat or human, there just isn't. There's not a square inch to spare, hence only one get to take that ride.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | July 23, 2019 9:25 PM |
Cats are cunts, that is why only one cat goes,
They would knock each other off
by Anonymous | reply 229 | July 23, 2019 9:33 PM |
In case anyone was interested, "Jellicle" was a word TS Elliot invented to mock the way the upper crust Brits say "dear little cats." I learned that in ALW's memoir, which is surprisingly good, even if you don't like hm or his music.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | July 24, 2019 3:12 AM |
[quote]"Jellicle" was a word TS Elliot invented to mock the way the upper crust Brits say "dear little cats."
But, they don't sound anything alike (?)
by Anonymous | reply 231 | July 24, 2019 4:31 AM |
JHud will single-handedly put the last nail into this otherwise mediocre but once salvageable musical. She has the most important song in the musical, a song that requires sweetness, humility, vulnerability, pain, and she belts it out a la Merman - strident, flat, see how loud I can get. Just awful.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | July 24, 2019 7:07 AM |
I'm embarrassed for Dame Judi and Sir Ian that this pile of shit is all that Hollywood has to offer two such talents.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | July 24, 2019 7:25 AM |
Oh, they turned down other projects to do it. This one undoubtedly just paid the best.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | July 24, 2019 7:29 AM |
Don't be silly, r233! They got to meet ME!
by Anonymous | reply 235 | July 24, 2019 9:28 AM |
I don't get it either, r231.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | July 24, 2019 5:44 PM |
[quote] this old, broken down, prostitute cat.
I had no idea my cat was in this movie!
by Anonymous | reply 237 | July 24, 2019 5:46 PM |
This is probably old news, but I met an Englishperson today who knows some of the CAT DANCERS! This person said the cats were unhappy during filming.
I said Yes, it must have been a drag doing all the green screen work ... and they said it was more that the director was unbearable... and that’s why the first choreographer quit.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | July 24, 2019 7:34 PM |
I've only watched the trailer once but it looked like some of the cats were CGIed - as if they doubled or tripled up on one actor, a la the Tim Burton oompa loompas.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | July 24, 2019 7:54 PM |
It's like in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button when they are trying to make Brad Pitt young again. You can SEE the special effects struggling to compensate for him as he moves throughout the scene.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | July 24, 2019 8:13 PM |
Okay - this is probably old news to those who follow musical history .... BUT i met someone from England today who knows some of the CAT DANCERS! They say the cats were NOT happy during filming.
I said "Yes, I bet it was a drag doing all the work against a green screen." But they said the problem was the director. He's also why the original choreographer quit.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | July 24, 2019 9:09 PM |
^^ Okay, it's lame I posted that twice. GOD HELP ME, it didn't show up when I loaded the screen just now.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | July 24, 2019 9:13 PM |
I've noticed a lot of double posts lately. It's probably a good idea to wait - click on a another thread and then click back to the one with your new post.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | July 24, 2019 9:15 PM |
^^^ You can say that again…
by Anonymous | reply 244 | July 24, 2019 11:54 PM |
^^^ You can say that again…
by Anonymous | reply 245 | July 24, 2019 11:59 PM |
^^^ You can say that again…
by Anonymous | reply 246 | July 28, 2019 7:49 PM |
[quote]What has that old wornout drunkard Grizabella done but whine about how she was once beautiful.
LOL! I've wondered this, too. She also deserted the tribe for greener pastures and only returned after her beauty/youth/health were gone. That's why the other cats were initially reluctant to welcome her back for most of the show. But then she sings a sappy song and gets to be reborn?
Frankly, my pick would be Gus the Theatre Cat. He was also old and feeble but had spent his entire life entertaining people and bringing them joy. That should count for something.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | July 28, 2019 8:28 PM |
I predict that J.Hud will get an Oscar nod for Supporting Actress because she's black and singing an iconic song. She'll be their Anne Hathaway/Fantine.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | July 28, 2019 8:31 PM |
I don’t just sniff kitty litter, I sniff an OSCAR! Several of them!
by Anonymous | reply 249 | July 28, 2019 8:57 PM |
I never knew AnnE was black.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | July 28, 2019 10:32 PM |
[quote]I never knew AnnE was black.
She is. It's just that in Les Miserables, they knew there would be trouble if a black woman played *another* prostitute. So they whitefaced AnnE for the role to avoid conflict.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | July 28, 2019 10:37 PM |
The Hathaway/Fantine comparison was the 'singing an iconic song part' and having only one major scene. I now realize I worded it weirdly.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | July 28, 2019 10:41 PM |
R252 What’s weird is JHud basically did that and won the Oscar for Dream Girls and AnnE, if anything, repeated her mojo by doing the same. So yeah, it seems to be a done deal. What I want to know is who gets to sing the new song that can be a contender for the Oscar?
by Anonymous | reply 253 | July 28, 2019 10:49 PM |
[quote]What I want to know is who gets to sing the new song that can be a contender for the Oscar?
Well, it won't be me because my squinty eyed portrayal of end of life Judy Garland will sweep all the major awards.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | July 28, 2019 10:52 PM |
[Quote] The Hathaway/Fantine comparison was the 'singing an iconic song part' and having only one major scene. I now realize I worded it weirdly.
Poorly. You worded it poorly.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | July 28, 2019 11:01 PM |
[quote]r253 What’s weird is JHud basically did that ['singing an iconic song part' and having only one major scene] and won the Oscar for Dream Girls and AnnE, if anything, repeated her mojo by doing the same.
The character of Effie has multiple solos, duets, group numbers and scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | July 28, 2019 11:02 PM |
The Oscar got JHud the role of Grizabella. It can't be due to her non-existent movie career. I doubt she'll do the double.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | July 28, 2019 11:03 PM |
AnnE also got the award because she shaved all her hair off. Academy likes that kind of stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | July 29, 2019 12:36 AM |
[quote]What I want to know is who gets to sing the new song that can be a contender for the Oscar?
I’m assuming it’s that classically trained actress Taylor Swift. The role as written for the stage isn’t much of anything. I’m sure they wanted to beef up her role for the movie, thus the new song.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | July 29, 2019 12:43 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 260 | December 6, 2019 1:09 AM |
Someone's missing.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | December 6, 2019 1:12 AM |