I almost suffocated from rimming a guy last night

Everyone wants an ass eating thread suddenly

Your mother would be so proud.

Yes, definitely for him.

Too bad he didn't finish the job.

Death by rimming would be a first.

Attaboy

Pics or it didn't happen!

Did you have a near death experience, OP? Did you see a tunnel with light at the end of it?

OP, don’t do that position again. Not being able to breathe is not frivolous.

You can do other positions to rim

Cause of Death: Fat Ginger Rim Job

OP, you may have sustained some permanent brain damage from lack of oxygen.

You ninnies! All the OP had to do is bite the guy on the ass. That would have resolved it quickly.

OP=Kelly Osbourne

Never again, R9. It didn't occur to me how much stronger he was until I couldn't position him off of me. He definitely overpowered me.

Was he a great big fat person?

He wasn't fat, R15. Rugby build.

OP, was his hole musky?

He was clean but yes some lingering man musk, R17.

I can think of worse ways to die.

Reminds me of this.

Didn't you have a safe word?

I couldn't even speak a single word, it all came out muffled R21.

[quote]I can think of worse ways to die.

Yep at you would've died doing what you love, like so many other whores before you!

This a good time to smack the bottom on the ass for being naughty.

If he was too obese to push off, you should check for other head and neck injuries.

Maybe he is a necrophile and just wanted to have some fun but decided against it eventually, OP.

We all gotta go sometime...

OP, could you have been suffering a GRAND MAUL SEIZURE?!?!!

RIm chairs were on sale on Amazon Prime Day. You missed out.

You don't need no fancy Amazon Prime rim chairs. Just get a Walmart lawn chair, cut a hole out, and put your head on top of a bunch of pillows. Voila!

OP should sue!

[quote] Rugby build.

So fat with a tiny bit of muscle.

(I'm getting good at reading DL euphemisms)

Didn't it occur to you to punch him or even flail your legs or something to give him a sign that all was not right?

OP's death certificate would read cause of death: analingal asphyxiation.

If you gotta go, that's the way to go!

[quote]I tried moving him off of me but he just kept on there for almost a good minute.

You need to be more physically active then.

ASSphyxiation.

Nip his taint you moron.

He is not obese, R25.

Is the "rugby" guy the bottom OP?

Pro Tip: "Rugby" guys give awesome head because they're do orally fixated and since they're often embarrassed to take off their clothes and show off their "rugby" bodies you can just lie back and enjoy, even watch some porn.

Arrange to signal a "tap out" like they do in the MMA.

Next time, I’d carry a hat pin with me, OP.

R40 wins this thread.

(Though I suspect only a few of us will understand why.)

OP’s rimming education film

Please r42...elucidate

Please r42...elucidate

There's a word for this: assphyxiation.

Damn r36, I didn't see you before I posted.

There are more sordid ways to die.

Like grease fire?

That's how I killed my last boyfriend.

You don’t have a safe word? A handy Zippo lighter? A road flare? Seriously, before I let a ginger zeppelin sit on my face, I have a few agreed-to rules like

1. You will not suffocate me

2. You ass will not attempt to assimilate me like a freaky Borg

3. If I punch you in the balls, you get off my face

You have a couple of choices here.

- Rim chair

- Sling

- Hoist & Winch

- Make those boys ride cowgirls so you can tug on the horn when the boats been in dock too long

Why not share this with the ladies auxiliary?

Bite him next time, he’ll move off of you fast.

Now DAT’S a rim job!!

This thread is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

[quote] Did you see a tunnel with light at the end of it?

OP saw a dark tunnel, all right. I'm not so sure there was light at the end of it though.

OP saw the lunch at the end of the tunnel.

Hell yeah that's a red flag. He didn't care that you couldn't breathe?

Something tells me this isn't the first time he nearly suffocated someone with his buttcheeks.

Attack of the Ginger Butt Cheeks!!!

[quote] Something tells me this isn't the first time he nearly suffocated someone with his buttcheeks.

Maybe he's a serial killer?

The Rim Reaper.

Butt Still, He Persisted

[quote] so that I could get a gasp of air.

Mary!

r61 the word that makes it so funny is "Nevertheless"

That fat fuck could have had at least farted in your mouth so that your lungs could get some air.

Did your upper lip smell like meatloaf for a week?

You should have screamed, "GET OFF OF ME, YOU FAT SHIT!!!!"

No, R66, I do not think it a propitious moment to yell "SHIT." I mean, you just don't know what might happen after that.

Is this humblebragging or just being a stupid fat whore?

"Red flag," OP? I think your rimmer-ee is a "red fag"! HA!

You should have given him a Dirty Sanchez, after he got off of you.

OP was this close to being a subject on the latest Faces of Death.

I just did this!

OP, that's what you get for letting a chubby ginger use your face as a recliner.

OP, this has happened to me a few times when I've rimmed hot dudes. But I didn't care. I just lifted them up a bit, and breathed out the side, and then went straight back in with my mouth and tongue. I love it.

Not the most pleasant, but you can always blow.

"Area Man Suffocated While at a 'Rugby Match' With Sister's Husband"

i fuckin love to be smothered by man-ass. it's really a fetish of mine.

This is why we need better gay sex education

r78, you're no fun. I love to let a man straddle my face then plop his ass down on it.

R79 I’m not objecting to rimming per se, just to being suffocated whilst rimming

i'm not talking about rimming, r78, i'm talking about having a guy spread his ass cheeks and sitting on my face . i like the warmth and feeling of having my senses overwhelmed by man-ass.

I stopped eating ass because of the E. coli. Also, ass hair holds bacteria.

I'd rather be suffocated while rimming than ever use the word "whilst."

I ❤️ the warmth of a mans ass cave on my face!

You’ve been friends with benefits “for a while,” but in the next sentence you say you met him on scruff “some weeks back.” Which is it? You contradict yourself in the first 2 sentences.

Amateur.

OP's face is like a BarcaLounger

so technically you Scruffocated?

Dear Lord in Heaven!

ginger ass is a delicacy and not easy to score!

Here's the thing about rimming. Bottoms like to be sat on. Tops like a nicely presented hole.

This should be a reenactment on that 1000 Ways To Die show on Spike TV.

R83 I hope you die whilst in a grease fire, cunt

If you had died, what would have been on your i-Pod?

Air Supply

R94, Baby Got Back

R94, Baby Got Back

Your trick sounds like he's morbidly obese, op.

The male equivalent of Chrissy Metz.

[quote]If you had died, what would have been on your i-Pod?

Lookin' For Love In All the Wrong Places

He is not obese, R97. He has thighs of steel though.

Was the guy Adam Kinzinger: Facesitter?

This is just one case where you have to do the Pat Benatar pterodactyl dance and then walk away, OP.

I condole you.

R94 Pull Up To The Bumper

[quote]If you had died, what would have been on your i-Pod?

Back Door Man

That chubby ginger took OP's breath away!

OP's iPod:

The late quadriplegic cartoonist John Callahan did a cartoon about almost suffocating during a session of cunnilingus. The cartoon panels were captioned like this: "Having a good time (shows a big woman sitting on his face)", "Realizing I cannot breathe", "Jenny bears down, misinterpreting my struggle as passion", "Panicking at the thought of suffocating." The final panel is captioned "Release" and shows a newsboy holding up a newspaper with the headline "Local Quad Smothers In Cunnilingus Accident." John Callahan had a bizarre sense of humor. At any rate, I suppose it could be possible to be smothered while performing cunnilingus...or rimming. But I've never heard of anyone dying in that circumstance.

Cunning lingus

Oh, Colonel Angus!

"Do You Eat Ass?" by Princess Vitarah

Eeeeeek! If a naked woman sat down on my face, I'd die on the spot and be long dead before I had the chance to smother. What a terrible way to go.

lmao r109!

A woman sitting on my face is actual disgusting

What a way to go.

For R94

For R93

R114, lol!

Amateurs!

OP: check this link out: https://www.amazon.com/Mr-S-Leather-Deluxe-Rimming-Seat-Legs/dp/B004HN2NRO

OP's face is a rimseat.

Did he take a shit in your mouth, miss, and hit your nose, too?

Stealth scat thread

Freddy weighs in

[quote] If you had died, what would have been on your i-Pod?

TAINTed love, Soft Cell

OP - how's the rimming going? Hope you're still alive!

If you had died, what would have been on your i-Pod?

Live Through This by Hole

If you had died, what would have been on your i-Pod?

"Breath" by Alexi Murdoch

-77.5/10

r125=Kelly Osbourne

So then, is there a specific reason as to why you didn't just BITE the hell out of his ass to free yourself????

In other news, you dudes are nasty. HA! Haaaaaa!

Was the rimmee in question Andre Leon Talley?

Between the original post and r64, I can't see myself getting over my claustrophobia anytime soon...

Hoes too cheap to buy a rim seat....

What R132 said. A good rim seat solves all your problems.

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OP: why not get a Danny Thomas approved Rim Table?

Any more rimming horror stories?

Yes. Share your rimming stories here. It's important that we all know.

[quote]why you didn't just BITE the hell out of his ass to free yourself????

Because teeth and sex are like oil and water.

Do Pete and Chasten rim?

With a name like "Buttigieg" - what do YOU think, R139?

Life is like...

R139, I bet Mayor Pete enjoys a good rimjob after a long day on the campaign trail. Nothing wrong with that!

This thread is useless without...

I am still alive, R123, and I'm still rimming. No suffocations again yet.

Warm me up and breathe me

Be careful. This could have been you, OP.

[quote]When I told him that I couldn't breathe, he just gave a sheepish Oh Sorry.

Poor you.

The ‘sheepish’ part is adorable. Will you meet him again?

Under your asshole, I'm a very skinny lady!

I will meet him again this weekend, R148.

bump

i love rimming, but this thread makes me want to puke