Disgusting Captain Obvious Commercial

Agree, OP.

Nope.

Taking a dump in front of your partner is a sign of deep mutual trust.

The thought of the guy wiping his ass in front of his wife/girlfriend is completely repulsive.

I could never do it. NEVER.

Taking a (likely smelly) dump while she is having a bubble bath is the disgusting part.

Other than that, your LT partner usually knows that you fart.

Disgusting. His ass near her face.

Every Captain Obvious commercial is appalling. I cannot stand that character and mute the commercials everytime.

The husband is really cute.

At least he took a dump in the bowl and not in the tub. or her face.

[QUOTE]Taking a (likely smelly) dump while she is having a bubble bath is the disgusting part.

Maybe he used Poo Pourri.

r8 = Melania

Sorry, OP, I think the ad is funny as hell.

Gross.

I think this is the same actor, Brandon Moynihan.

I've tuned this commercial out of my brain (playing in the background) so many times & never noticed what is even happening. Wtf were they thinking?

What if he’s just peeing and sat down to avoid splashing?

R8 = Carrie Bradshaw, who hasn't drunk a drop of water in 12 hours.

The advertising industry is vile.

They have the skills and morals of pedophiles.

This is beautiful. I want the Love Toilet.

This commercial is just as shitty...

Do you think Pete and Chasten poop in front of each other?

SHRIEK!!!!!!

Well, clutch my pearls! Call the Church Lady, OP!

That ad went STRAIGHT DOWN THE SHITTER!

Anyone who willingly shits in front of another person, is a disgusting pig.

The only circumstance in which you would have no choice, is perhaps prison, and you share a cell and a toilet with another person or persons.

Otherwise, it's UNacceptable.

If you get very sick or very old I guarantee you will have to shit in front of another person.

The key word is WILLINGLY, R24.

Well, I never in all my life!

Yeah, gross. Who even does that? Wife needs to get a deadbolt for the door. No, what she really needs to do is dump the dumper. He's a disgusting, clueless aspie, who obviously can't provide (only one bathroom?), so he isn't worth keeping around for the money. He's not good looking. Punch and delete.

She looks Indian. He is an anti-social pig.

I think he misunderstood what aromatherapy is all about.

I love how r27 has the entire backstory filled out.

😂

The layout of the bathroom is unrealistic. The plumbing that feeds both the tub and the toilet would originate from the same wall.

Maybe it should have opened with her giving him a blumpkin.

Not sure they censor commercials?

R31 The layout is entirely possible, I have plumbing on all 4 walls in one of my bathrooms.

What about that one with the airline pilot taking shit?

What was he taking, r34? Was he stealing?

[quote]Not sure they censor commercials?

You’re not serious, are you?

Sorry R35 I meant he was taking a shit.(pooping)

Let's give the bathtub-adjacent pooper the benefit of the doubt. My guess is that he got hold of a bad Encherito® at Taco Bell and developed an urgent case of the flaming skeeters. The wife was already in the tub, but the husband realized that the Encherito® was about to make a sudden unscheduled reappearance, so he barged into the bathroom, flung himself onto the toilet seat, and divested himself of the offending Mexican treat, as well as who knows what other intestinal delights that are a byproduct of gracious suburban dining. Fortunately, no corn was involved.

[quote] My guess is that he got hold of a bad Encherito® at Taco Bell and developed an urgent case of the flaming skeeters. The wife was already in the tub, but the husband realized that the Encherito® was about to make a sudden unscheduled reappearance, so he barged into the bathroom, flung himself onto the toilet seat, and divested himself of the offending Mexican treat

Lucky her.

[quote][R31] The layout is entirely possible, I have plumbing on all 4 walls in one of my bathrooms.

R33, they're supposed to be in a hotel. Hotels generally aren't designed like that.

Houses, yes. Hotels, no.

[quote] My guess is that he got hold of a bad Encherito® at Taco Bell and developed an urgent case of the flaming skeeters. The wife was already in the tub, but the husband realized that the Encherito® was about to make a sudden unscheduled reappearance, so he barged into the bathroom, flung himself onto the toilet seat, and divested himself of the offending Mexican treat

LIES!

Taco Bell doesn't make Enchiritos anymore!

[quote]Taco Bell doesn't make Enchiritos anymore!

Actually they do. They're no longer on the menu at most locations, but you can still order them. At least throughout Southern California.

What is wrong with it? We've had naked people in our commercials. We don't give a shit about nudity. It's only Americans who are prudes.

[quote] What about that one with the airline pilot taking shit?

???

Oh, she means this one

[quote] What is wrong with it? We've had naked people in our commercials.

It's not about the nudity.

It's about the fact that he's taking a dump while his significant other is in the bathtub.

All I can think of are the smells she has to endure while he's crapping, followed by the inevitable wiping of his ass when he's all done.

That's what makes the commercial disgusting.

Thank you R45.

The commercial emphasises the lack of romance in their relationship, its supposed to be gross.

Oh my stars! I had to have a momentary thought about someone else's calls of nature and I am DEVASTATED!

Sorry -- but I have to mention a commercial I really like. It's just that I'm a bit mystified why I like it so much. It's the commercial that shows fathers playing catch with their daughters. I'm an old gay guy and I've never had daughters or even sisters or nieces or nothing... Yet I am completely touched by this commercial. I guess it's just nice to see the closeness and especially the fathers with their girls. It strikes me as being even more rare -- but again, what do I know?

I just know I get a little smile and a warm feeling when I view it.

FFS you prisspots, it's not real!

R3 I have. If I’m trusting a man to be inside of my ass, why can’t he see me pooping?

I haven’t watched a commercial in years

Maybe he uses ViPoo