Commercials You're Currently Hating - Summer Solstice Edition 2019

I can’t stand those Mayo Clinic commercials. I can’t believe they haven’t been talked about yet on here.

The commercial where they say constipation is all around us - you just need to know where to look for it. Why the fuck would anyone want to look for constipation?

I happen to love the Liberty bird, whatever it is. They know that, and will work it to death, no doubt.

I also love the “cold turkey “ commercials, all of them.

Not so fond of the colitis commercials.

The fucking drug companies and their ads for psoriatic arthritis, Crohn’s disease, diabetes, blood clots, heart failure, cancer and every other med under the sun. Each one is worse than the last. You never saw these until a few years ago and now they’re EVERYWHERE. Big Pharma is making billions.

I actually think the Mayo Clinic ads are very effective and well-done, especially the one with the young guy who screams in nature.

But yeah, that is weird how the woman drives her friend all that way and then just drops her off at the entrance to fend for herself. I half expect her to say, "Hey, if you should die in there, can I have your truck?"

I hate the toilet paper commercial touting "Down There Care."

R6, those bears can get pretty explicit and gross, for cartoon bears.

R6, In the new one, they wipe a peach, which is supposed to represent your ass, and then they show a dark residue on the tissue. Gross!

I swear, the ad guy who developed these commercials is a scat queen.

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE INTERNATIONAL FELLOWSHIP OF CHRISTIANS AND JEWS.

Whoever did this needs killin'. Poor Dolores!

The guy singing 'Diarrhea' sounds like he loves having it...

Is it this stupid commercial, [R6] [R8]?

R10 Whenever I hear that millennial-voiced twat start singing that song, I change the channel.

R12 Of course, the commercial features a bottom queen who's worried about whether her ass is clean.

Is she expecting the boyfriend's parents to inspect his butthole or something?

There's a commercial for opioid addiction running in CA that features some white girl in dreadlocks and roman sandals that tie up to her kneecaps walking along and texting a friend, telling them she thinks she may be addicted to opioids.

No shit, girl. Have you looked in the mirror lately?

I kind of like the Mazda commercials, but that song is going to get old fast.

R11 That's creepy as hell.

Speaking of twat singers and songs that get old fast, I hate the Infiniti commercial with that Swedish cunt who thinks he’s Woody Göthrie.

That fucking ghastly Gillette Venus ad with several homely fatbags and the one (bless her heart) with the horrid brown spotted skin that brought me fairly close to vomiting.

Gillette can get fucked with their fake-ass woke ads. First they aired their "toxic masculinity" shitshow, and now this gushing body positivity garbage.

Nothing beats that psoriasis commercial. It runs nonstop and I'm so grossed out that I have to turn away or fast forward it.

In the same vein, Dr. Pimple Popper commercials need to come with a ten-second warning. So gross and getting worse by the minute.

The travel site commercial with the owl, don't even know the name of the site because as soon as that damn owl goes "WHOOOOOO", I mute the sound.

Because the ad just won't go away, the perennially hated 1-877-Kars4Kids.

Any commercial featuring a young(ish) woman braying over a ukulele. Like this one:

Or, this one:

There's one I've only seen once or twice with a father laying on the living room floor playing airplane with a baby who proceeds to puke all over him.

TWO WORDS:

LIMO EMU

Make that:

LIMU EMU

Any of those metastatic breast cancer commercials with middle-aged ladies walking around small towns and living perfectly happy and normal lives, even though the cancer is eating them alive.

Okay, please forgive any political incorrectness... but there are millions of aspiring actors across the country. So why did Publix's advertising campaign pick the queeniest guy on the planet, one who takes Gayface to a new extreme (and maybe Horseface too) as the husband in this shoot? Had they made him married to a guy with children, sure. But did someone at a demographic meeting say "Let's target families where a woman caved and married her gay beat friend so she could have kids before her clock timed out."

I can not watch it without scoffing and it plays non-stop in the Southeast.

r29 -- that is hilarious! How did that guy get cast as a happy hetero hubby?

And their kid looks like Prince George!

AND the daughter of a completely different ethnicity altogether. That's one wacky family.

Even in that still, above, you want to caption it with "Come on in, stud, you can show me how you deliver." With porn Bam Chicka Bam Bam music playing.

R29 Come on, he wasn't that flaming.

R29 He must be the boyfriend of the commercial's director.

Don't mess with my discount!

The latest Tampax commercial where they inform women that they need different sized Tampons depending on the heaviness of their flow. A lovely thing to watch while you're eating.

Puhleez, they don't even show anything, R35.

This is still the worst.

Maria Ramirez gets a job at McDonald’s.

Those Hershey commercials where everyone is all kumbaya over s’mores...so multicultural, so fake.

R38 Maria! Maria!

So is the lead singer from Kars4Kids old enough to fuck yet? Seems like that ad has been playing for a very long time.

R38 The perfect ending for this commercial would be to show her running toward Tony as he yells, "Maria!", then hearing a gun shot and having him collapse in front of her.

"I CAN TASTE MY BEER!"

God I hate that commercial.

R5 They wanted an ad that would be "yay, women!" without being lesbo.

Every last fucking Liberty Mutual commercial.

The people they insure must be the dumbest dumb fucks to ever fucking sign an insurance policy.

EVERYONE only pays for what they sign up for. If you never read your policy, take that pen and shove it up your ass because you can't read,

Hate he lady with a pen, the asshole in witness protection who somehow uses an alias to get insurance, the fucking emu needs to have a fight with a shiny wood chipper, the custom idiot with the calves, HATE THEM.

that fucking ad (maybe Geico?) with the guy off-key karaoke of Backstreet Boys "I Want It That Way". His voice annoys me. I know he's purposely off-key but it hurts my ears

The commercial for Amazon where the Dad gives in to every whim his daughter imagines.

r46, that's the point of the commercial. Didn't you notice that EVERYBODY else in the commercial acts like they are being tortured by his singing? The lesbian looking woman on the bunk bed holding her hands over her ears; the guy who would rather leave and go out in the deadly snowstorm than listen to him any longer etc.

Frankly I don't understand why one of them doesn't just take an axe to his fucking karaoke machine.

The Senokot commercial with the annoying girl with the annoying voice whoops and hollers to the old farmer about regularity, complete with pom poms and noisemakers.

The Feed the Pig commercial with the guy chasing the giant pink pig weird and creepy, but thise guy chasing the pig is a cute little hottie.

The one with the "mysterious old blind man" in a Subaru. "Toss the GPS honey. We've got a blind guy.."

Hi! My name is Serena and I've parked here to have an orgasm in this Lincoln Navigator.

The hotels.com commercial set in the bathroom with Captain Obvious, the woman in the tub, and the guy sitting on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. So gross.

The "Go your own way" Onuro commercial. "COPD tells me to go this way, but I'll go my own way with Onuro". What does that even mean? And then there's the "oh oh oh Ozempic" commercial. Both of them like nails on a chalk board.

OP, R5, I like to think she dropped her friend at the entrance (or close enough to it) and went to go park the truck in a distant lot (explains the dramatic hug before parting). 😏

R55 But if she was just going to park the truck, would she really give her friend a dramatic hug? Wouldn't most people just say, "I'm gonna go park, then I'll meet you in the lobby?"

I can't remember giving any of my friends dramatic hugs when I've dropped them off in front of a place before I went searching for a parking spot. No, the bitch left her friend and drove away so she could make it to the lesbian softball game.

Jeremy Renner’s Jeep commercial where they actually use his songs. Wretched stuff.

R56, I guess I should have put some emphasis on "distant" (as well as how far from the entrance she drops her)! 😄

R55

Current Twizzlers commercial that shows a guy in the passenger seat of a car, staring out the window while chewing on a Twizzler and thinking, "There's just no easy answers...Am I too old to start skateboarding?"

Was the voiceover actor supposed to say, "There's just no easy answer" to the one question he asked himself, or are we to assume he meant, "There're [multiple, but] no easy answers" to that one question?

Did no one yell, "Cut! Grammar, people!" because it was a one-and-done 15-second spot?

[quote]There're

What fresh hell is this?

The contraction of "there are," R60, as "there's" is the contraction of "there is." Neither fresh nor hellish.

No, that’s fresh [italic]and[/italic] hellish. And also incorrect.

That one where stupid Ellen Burstyn learns what one does with laundry detergent.

OP, the woman is clearly in the American Southwest and so is driving to the Mayo Clinic in Phoenix (notice the deserts).

The big main (and original) Mayo Clinic is in Rochester, MN, and they have a sizeable airport there (it's now the third largest city in Minnesota). But they don't have deserts in Minnesota.

The Nugenix commercial with Frank Thomas, and the ditzy fraus fawning over him.

Damn straight I dropped her off and went to look for parking. I found a space in Mesa. While I was there, buying a tool belt at Lowe’s, I met Sister Purdy and the rest is history.

One U-Haul trip later while Lorranzo was at work and here I am — Ammon, Fynnley, Sariah, Lehi, Alma, Manti, Kaidynce, Dallin, Dall-Inna, Ardeth, Nevaeh, Zoram, Bountiful-Rae, and Frozenelssa’s new stepmom!

Judge me all you want but when I first met Kat she was real cute, almost like that old Kardashian but Native. Pretty soon it was all cold pizza rotting in boxes all over the floor, illness, whoopin’ and hollerin’, and that fucking lucky hat reeking of vinegar and wet dog.

Damn straight I parked in Mesa.

R66 wins the Mayo Clinic commercial ultimate plotline contest!

That mattress commercial where the couple next door sees their neighbor getting the mattress delivered and are jealous of the woman who bought it. The wife gives the woman an evil glare, then she and her husband follow the woman as she walks away like they're literally going to murder the woman on her front lawn just because she bought a mattress they want, too.

Jesus, lady, if you like the mattress so much, just order your own!

The commercial is creepy and makes no sense.

A contrary post maybe but major props to the McDonalds commercial expertly showing off the miseries of summer. My sentiments exactly.

The Buick commercials...how are we gonna fit in your mom’s Buick? Fuck you.

The Match commercial where Rebel Wilson whines and rolls around on her desk. Am I the only person who gags at the very sight of her?

Those stupid auto insurance commercials featuring the "motaur," the half man, half motorcycle. Creepy and stupid.

R71, I cannot stand Rebel....

This commercial begins with one of two men coming into the kitchen of a house with a bag of groceries. Another man is waiting in the kitchen for him and after the first guy puts the grocery bag down on the counter the second man starts to unpack it. He pulls out a few grocery items and then he pulls out a quart of milk. He then SLAPS his partner right across the face really hard and screams "I told you we ONLY drink SKIM milk in this house!, how could you be SO STUPID?!?" He leaves the other guy with a look of absolute shock and shame on his face.

He wasn't the only one shocked. The first time I saw this commercial I thought for sure I had stumbled on to an SNL skit or something. I'm not going to lie, my first instinct was actually to giggle when I first saw it because the slap and his anger was SO over the top and literally comes out of nowhere. It took me a few minutes to realize it wasn't a comedy skit, but a real attempt to show a same sex couple in a domestic abuse relationship.

I've seen it a number of times since then and although I think it has a good message (anybody can be in an abusive relationship, even a same sex couple), the acting is SO over the top that I still find it more comical than anything else.

And I so want the slapped guy to punch his abusive partner right the fuck back.

Hilarious. We've come a long way, baby. Love that the argument has to be over Skim Milk, no less.

I just saw one for E-Harmony where a rather persnickety guy gets everything perfect in his house and then announces it's time for a mate -- and a bunch of shots of available males pops up (maybe it is supposed to surprise us). Even worse is when they guy tries to give a steamy QasF "Come fuck me" look into the camera at the end. Cringe worthy stuff.

Any commercial with blacks, bi-racial couples, & faggots I don't like.

R76 Get back to work, President Trump.

The low-energy vocal fry stylings of some douche named "Mac Book" that Microsoft dug up to shill their Surface laptop.

I like him, r78.

I find him hot and that accent. *swoon*

Agreed. Is he Swedish? Know he's from Australia but not that accent.

Creeped out by the ugly animated cats in one commercial but LOVE the mouse hostess serving a DCON snack. "Judy?" Perfect.

On the Hate side, the latest Old People Cellular company with the guy cradling his coffee cup and his long face twitching in weird affected angles. So smug I want to knock his teeth out. Horrible actor.

The one for flavored water called Hint. I don't know what it is, it's completely irrational -- but the red headed woman or "Inventor" just bugs the crap out of me. She just seems so smug.

[quote]He pulls out a few grocery items and then he pulls out a quart of milk. He then SLAPS his partner right across the face really hard and screams "I told you we ONLY drink SKIM milk in this house!, how could you be SO STUPID?!?"

That sounds hilarious. Whoever wrote that has read many of our vicious face-slapping EST's.

Most of the Liberty commercials but especially the ones with the emu and the douche bag in a yellow shirt, that annoying Paris Hilton wannabe for the Hilton chain and all of the KFC crispy junk they present as food

I do like the emu though, R83.

Those Sheex sheet commercials. I hate that lesbian basketball player inventor of the sheets who says, "As an elite athlete..."

What the fuck is an "elite" athlete? Oh, and aren't you special, being an "elite" athlete, bitch? Fuck you and your Sheex!

All those diesel dykes in the new Mercedes commercial, in which they talk to the car's version of Siri or Alexa. God, I hate those cunts. Not because they're lesbians, but because they're so fucking rude.

R85 -

[quote]We all sweat a little bit when we sleep

And, doesn’t your body get COLDER when you sleep? Hence the need for cover?

We may sweat when we sleep, but only because it’s hot (like if you’re sleeping in Miami or Africa), not because it’s a bodily function.

The Buick commercials are literally the dumbest, but the worst is the one with the surfer chicks as they walk up to side by side cars with their boards. "Your Buick doesn't have a roof rack!" Uh, you rode their in your friends car parked RIGHT THERE, you dumb fucking twat.

I hate them as well, r89.

[quote]Uh, you rode their in your friends car parked RIGHT THERE, you dumb fucking twat.

Oh, dear!

Irony overload.

What about the parent bears who don't want to pick up the little boy bear's underpants because they think it has skid marks. Even though it's cartoon bears I still think it's gross.

When I first saw the one where the woman just drops off the sick woman like a pile of dirt I thought it was very weird. Are we supposed to assume she went to look for a parking spot!

Any notice the older guy with the goatee in the Zoresta (sp) commercial, walks out of the coffee shop, looks like he has a huge cock in his khakis.

R75, I thought that EHarmony had to be dragged kicking and screaming by the courts to provide a separate-but-equal gay ghetto dating service for us that never got advertised. Are you saying that they’ve integrated that to their main business and actually started paying to advertise the fact?

The commercial that's gotten under my skin lately is the one for The Walking Dead with that bald woman singsonging her way through every damn commercial break on AMC. When the subsequent one aired with a clip of Carol saying "she needs to die," I was yelling "right there with you, missy!" at my TV screen!

“Claire...it’s advanced cancer.”

"I'n LaDeia. And there's more to me than HIV. There's my career, my cause, and building my dream house."

WTF?

howl, I hate that one too. There are a few of those out there right now with beaming basketball players and gays making dinner (notice, they aren't playing basketball, oy) and, of course, LaDeia and her cake. Who knew HIV could be so fun?!!

I thought it was LaBia.

I thought it was Madea.

That Bathfitter commercial with the fat old cow lady lounging in the tub and calling out to her daughter, "Housekeeping! I'm gonna need more towels, honey."

I'd dunk her head under the bubbles and hold it there until she stopped moving.

Those Celebrity Cruise Commercials with the tiny woman running around the ship while Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit" plays.

Is Celebrity Cruises trying to tell us that you have to be strung out to enjoy being on one of their shitty ships?

The little stomping boy "dancing" with the older lady. Is he supposed to be cute?

The Bathfitter commercial in my area features a very hot bath fitter.

The best-worst commercial I've seen in a long time would have to be the one with the singing hoo-ha. TMI!!

they're still showing that freaking "she shed" commercial... :/

The Downy commercial with the kid being woken up by a thunderstorm and taking a smelly Downy blanket from the parents' bed.

As heard below, the "howsh howsh, baby" song easily outdoes University of Phoenix and Panera in the overwrought twee-voice category.

The ad for McDonald's showing a man trying to enjoy his bag of McD's meal, but every time he opens it, we see his Indian coworker in the next cubicle is staring in anticipation of the guy eating his food. The coworker says something along the lines of "I'm so pumped for us to enjoy that great McD grub!" That coworker looks so creepy.

^^^a man trying to open his bag containing a McD's meal,

Not a fan of the ad where the couple is hang gliding, or parasailing, or some such and he thinks to lock the car doors using the phone, and then promptly drops the phone into the ocean. The wife replies, "At least the doors are locked!" My first thought was that they won't be able to get into the car until they can get a new phone, which may not be that easy.

I don't get the dancing down the street or down the school hallway for no particular reason except, of course, it being in a commercial. The old man bopping merrily along on a street and the fat little kid, who is probably picked on daily for being a fat little kid, sing and dance "as if nobody is watching." The fat little kid scares me because he looks aggressively determined to be as offensive as possible.

Not cute or remotely believable. (Just like the real people (not actors) in the insidious Chevy commercials.)

Knix!

I want to burn the prints of the Buick commercial...cannot stand them, especially the music.

There's a recent one for Shoprite supermarkets which shows two kids dump a huge bag of flour on their kitchen floor, then laying down in it and making snow angels. It just bugs me to see kids doing things that create a big mess and, knowing kids, when it's time to clean it their mess, they will be bitching and moaning. I know - been around a few kids in my life.

Not to mention a waste of food, Like the woman who orders bananas from (I think Walmart) so her kid can stick them on his fingers and run around pretending to be a monster.

Lol, R113, you sound like my siblings and me. It's why we LOVED every Dr. Seuss book, except The Cat and the Hat. All that wanton destruction in the name of "God forbid those two children grow up to be priggish adults scared of a lil' bit o' fun!"

Despite the fact that the actor playing the kid is very hot, I can't stand the Comcast(?) ad where the boy climbs into his gf's bedroom and the father suddenly appears. Creepy as feck!

The one with that wrinkle-rid spray where the mother gets all outraged that the boy bringing her precious virginal angel home from prom is all mussed up. Calm down Mrs. White, she could have given him car head without wrinkling his shirt!

R116, I love that commercial. I’d love to take Steven’s flower. Surely he can’t really prefer the poon?

R117 Ugh! That commercial is the worst! Mom must think her daughter's a total whore if she sees a guy with a wrinkled shirt and automatically assumes her daughter's been getting fucked.

Loove that Steven kid too. Bet we'll see him again on some show. He's good in the role too. Best was the "GOTTA go to Ross" kid with his young floozy live-in girlfriend but can't find that one online anymore.

In the Ugh department: the guy who drops his red moist chicken wing on the floor and then it shows how dirty the floor got but because of Clorox, he can pick it up and - it is implied -- eat the dropped chicken wing. Complete with dust and crunch and little hairs, no doubt. Vomit.

Also if I see JJ Watt on some fishing barge cleaning a river or the baseball player helping the little brat with her jewelry stand one more time, I will puke. "What is the dream?" Has nothing to do with the company being advertised. A new trend (see the Sue basketball chick and the Jibber Jabber guys with her statue... what the fuck? Imagine that board meeting at the ad agency).

What ever happened to Kathie Lee and those Takle commercials?

She's gone. I'm wondering if they just realized it wasn't working.

She looked awful. Terrible hair, make-up and lighting.

They got rid of her pretty quickly.

I know I'm gonna go to hell for this, but those Shriner's Hospital commercials with the kids with various conditions and ailments are awful. The kids creep me out.

Born to be wiiiiild

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't enjoy the insurance company commercials featuring the character Mayhem? I've never found them funny and never thought the actor is interesting or attractive or clever. Now there are two new versions: in one, he's pretending to be a pet cat messing up the house -- in the other, he's pretending to be a pet dog riding in a car. He's not very good at it and the writing doesn't help.

That HORRIBLE Comcast ad with two black dudes, one of whom is a short, ugly, squatty little man wearing an oversized pair of pink-framed glasses.

"I see you got rid of that DEE-YUSH," says the first guy as he enters the house. He then proceeds to completely pick apart his friend throughout the rest of the ad. Toward the end of the commercial, the idiot wife says, "they even paid us $500 to buy out our old contract." Only there's a nanosecond of hesitation between the words "old" and "contract," and it boggles the mind why the producers of the commercial didn't just have her do it again. I fucking HATE that ad, and can only hope that Comcast goes out of business because of it. Unfortunately, I don't think that's going to happen.

I hate the commercial where the teenage guy climbs a trellis to sneak into his girlfriend's second floor bedroom. Just as the boy appears in the window, her dad opens the door and says in a snarky tone, "You must be...Steven's phone." Since when is it OK for a father to barge into a teenage girl's bedroom without knocking first? That's just controlling and creepy.

I mentioned the sneaky boy at Post 116 above recently. Creepy all around.

[quote]Since when is it OK for a father to barge into a teenage girl's bedroom without knocking first?

Assuming you made a typo and spellcheck changed “hymen” to “bedroom,” it’s ALWAYS appropriate!

The incessant drug commerciaks, especially Linzess and the new overplayed one, Sky Rizzi.

The dumb Limu Emu thing.

The one where Joe Namath is trying to sign elderstraights up for some medical thing.

[quote]The one where Joe Namath is trying to sign elderstraights up for some medical thing.

They seem to have stopped running that other one where he says "They told me that I wasn't getting everything that I deserved!"

He said it like a petulant two year old. It was obnoxious.

What self-respecting man wouldn't have left the bitch at the table? This is supposed to make the product more desirable?

They've started the Lexus Christmas commercials where a husband or wife buys a $50,000 car without telling the other.

[quote]I hate the commercial where the teenage guy climbs a trellis to sneak into his girlfriend's second floor bedroom. Just as the boy appears in the window, her dad opens the door and says in a snarky tone, "You must be...Steven's phone." Since when is it OK for a father to barge into a teenage girl's bedroom without knocking first? That's just controlling and creepy.

You're kidding right?

R132 And in one commercial, they make sure to use an African American couple. Because black people can have money, too!

The commercial with those blasted Hess trucks have started already.

R134

Two of my favorite commercials of all time have been car ads featuring black families. One was the Christmas ad of the young couple who kidnap the white car salesman to use the test drive to do all of their Christmas shopping, ending up at home, with him stunned in the backseat, and the wife opening the door asking, "Don't you want to meet my family?"

There was another interesting one with the black wife putting the car into a very tight parallel parking space in front of a house. The scene alternates to the front lawn of the house where (presumably the son) is riding around on a tractor mower, while his parents are amazed watching the woman parking the car in the very tight space.

Steven needs to stop climbing in girls’ windows and do gay porn.

[quote]I hate the commercial where the teenage guy climbs a trellis to sneak into his girlfriend's second floor bedroom. Just as the boy appears in the window, her dad opens the door and says in a snarky tone, "You must be...Steven's phone." Since when is it OK for a father to barge into a teenage girl's bedroom without knocking first? That's just controlling and creepy.

Did expect Daddy to slide some condoms under the door? What if Steven was a 45 year old mechanic coming to rape and sex traffic her?

R138 You're missing one of the cardinal rules of DL = the hot guy always wins.

Daddy needs to leave so Steven can poke me in the cooter!

Those stupid Progressive Motaur commercials.

Every Progressive commercial is dumb.

I hope Flo is getting coin for her commercials, because she'll never work as anything/anyone else.

R142, she has quite the acting resume:

I’m sick of the commercial with the depressed multiracial lady who sounds like Phoebe Buffay. It plays all the time and of course I’m never looking, always thinking it’s Phoebe.

The Liberty Mutual commercial with the ugly bitch ventriloquist with the sixhead singing "Liberty Liberty" in an annoying voice. I just want to strangle her with industrial strength pantyhose and stab her stupid puppet repeatedly.

Liberty Mutual again. That stupid commercial with the Fortune Telling machine? Genie and the fat black lady. In one of them he breaks his hand thru the supposed glass after she says she wants to shake his hand. If that isn't dumb enough, in the other one she asks him if she can help him in any way and he tells her maybe she could free him?!?

She then proceeds to push a button and the Fortune Telling Machine falls apart and the Genie rides away on a unicycle? She watches him leave with a shocked look on her face.

These commercials are not only highly irritating they are ENDLESSLY played on television in my area.

I hate Liberty Mutual.

In the new Shriners commercial with Mr. Cabacungan presiding over a top-secret meeting, it's rather disconcerting to hear him say "adowabew bwanket" in his deep man-voice. Of course Alec gets upstaged by that smug cunt Kaleb who gets to deliver all the best lines and make Alec cry a single drop of Visine which was applied off camera and allowed to roll when the camera rolled.

"Wow. That's... That's wight on, Kaweb."

Alec better watch his ass on steep ramps.

R147 I feel guilty for hating that creepy commercial so much.

When you start to feel guilty, R148, just remember that Kaleb made his fortune by aggressively pushing subprime mortgages on buyers he knew would be destroyed by his insatiable lust for money.

Rumor has it he entertained guests at his Meadow Lane champagne jamborees by silently rolling up behind the underage thong-clad waiters and stamping their pert asses with a big red "FORECLOSED" stamp.

Some say he didn't use ink, but rather the blood of his victims.

There are two Mint Mobile commercials right now that turn my stomach. One features people at a party sticking their fingers in dip and licking them. One woman even sticks her dip-covered fingers in a guy's mouth. The other one features a family drinking "chunky" milk.

They're both gross and off putting and senseless.

I think it's Comcast (Xfinity?) where the drill sargeant type woman is doing a "security inspection" of the clients' house, verifying that their devices are all compliant. At the end, she declares the grandfather clock an "unacceptable risk" trying to drag it out the door. Just NO!

The Pediacare commercial with the boy talking too fast about playing with his older brothers. Annoying as hell! Nobody thought to tell the kid to speak slower?

This song drives me insane at this point. I can't stand it!

[quote]Liberty Mutual again

As stated above, the advertising agency that Liberty Mutual uses, should be fired and then drummed out of business with no employees ever allowed to work in advertising again. ALL their commercials suck.

R153 You and me both, sister.

I find the Mayhem commercials charming/funny....the first thousand or so times.

And then they just get old.

That red headed millennial doofus who asks either Alexa or whoever to recommend a place to get a haircut and he walks down a newly gentrified area but he thinks he’s a total badass for being in former slum so he starts listening to the most “urban” song on his phone, some Timberlake wannabe doing his best Prince impersonation. Reminds me of those hipsters who renamed Silverlake and Los Feliz “the Eastside” of LA for street cred. Even Leo DiCaprio slipped up after winning his Oscar and didn’t even use the words “side” and “of” and just up and said I grew up in East LA ;) 🙄🙄🙄 -Also that kid playing checkers for gum with the old black guy while some poor mans Peter Gabriel serenades them is played way too much. Kind of sounds like if Peter Gabriel and that lady who said “I’d fallen and I can’t get up” had a 80 year old love child who sang while simultaneously breaking a hip. -On the fence on whether I love or loathe the commercial where the little girl Asian pirate sodomizes her father with a sword. Yeah paper towels will fix everything ;)

"SUNSET HEART HANDS!!!""

This commercial is back, and goddamn, that woman needs kicked in the face.

Her taco-bell-loving boyfriend needs to dump her shallow ass.

Chrissy Teigen's "Party". I'm not watching anything on nbc.com anymore, and am purposely not subscribing to Hulu as a result of nbc.com's forcing me to watch—or at least listen—to this POS hundreds of times this fall.

That fucking AWS commercial with the annoying little kid going, "How did they know that?" "How did they do that?" "How did they find us?"

I wanna put that kid in the nearest trash receptacle, then use AWS to come pick 'em up and take 'em to the nearest landfall.

The Hershey's ad with the 94 year old man handing out Hershey's bars to kids. Like that would happen in real life without the cops showing up to haul his old ass to jail.

That apple iPad commercial were the two demon seeds give grandpa a tablet show of his dead wife. They should end with a written statement saying that Grandpa killed himself later on that night with a shotgun blast to the mouth. No thanks to his two grand demons.

R162 That one is especially cringe-worthy.

R157 cant stand that pirate girl. He should of back handed her

The old black man being taken care of by his fat daughter serving him a cup of coffee. I have to turn the channel every time it comes on.

This is a tough one to describe, which I believe is for an internet provider?

Dorky guy with aviator glasses plays the guitar, singing some off-key ditty; there's a kid and godzilla-type monster on a sofa behind him.

No Darling, that was just another of your acid flashbacks.

I paid the price of living you

That one sucks no fault of the actor) but I love the blonde guy with glasses on the weight bench talking to the owl. Especially as he looks off in the distance at the "billboard". Hot man. Exactly my type.

I don't think I've seen that one, R169.

here ya' go,,, love this blonde guy.

This Progressive commercial, another in their series of their clients beginning to act like their parents. Whenever it gets to part where the woman asks the waitress "Sandra, are you in school?", the waitress replies "Yes, I'm in art school" and the woman responds with "Wow, have you th, ought about how you're going to make money?", I keep hoping the waitress will respond with something like "Probably working in a restaurant serving self-righteous bitches"

That fucking Kings Hawaiian Rolls commercial where the grandpa and the kid "race" to the roll in their fucking lazy boy chairs

Goddamn I fucking hate that commercial.

Any commercial where for some reason the Grandparents look about 5 times older than the dimpled grandchild. The people making these ads have no fucking idea how to cast these things.

^^"Any commercial where for some reason the Grandparents look about 5 times older than the dimpled grandchild."

You think that old guy looks 40? I can't tell if you're a delusional elder at or a Gen Z'er.

delusional eldergay*

Liberty Bibbidy...but the guy is hot (young Richard Gere action)

What’s the commercial that uses the theme song from THE GOLDEN GIRLS sung by the annoying hipster songstress with the godawful catch in her voice.....she seems to be everywhere!

"I used to have cancer..."

On the West Coast, there's a series of commercials for the Barnes Firm injury law firm that feature people saying, "I wasn't planning on having an accident that day..."

Well, of course not, you dumbshits. That's why they're called "accidents."

Who writes this crap?

R180 local injury law firm ads have to be some of the worst ads ever. There was one in my area just about a year or so featuring a middle-aged woman and whoever instructed her how to speak on camera should have been fired. " I was involved in a SERIOUS injury. And I was HURT. I was hurt... BAD. And I needed HELP". It was as if she was being held hostage and trying to communicate in secret code by loudly accentuating every other word.

R181 would of been better if a ISIS fighter was standing next to her with a sword

Along the same line as R180, there's an ad starting "I wasn't planning on this exact form of metastatic breast cancer..." Had she "planned on" another?

I like the “Accidents Will Happen” Heineken commercial....

That singing vajayjay commercial.

Any of the cloying, pandering ads that feature a service person coming home for the holidays.

Fox has a new reality show called "Flirty Dancing" in the works and it just looks like a ridiculous waste of time. Every time the commercial comes on, I shake my head at the uselessness of it.

Basically, the show is trying to be The Bachelor but with dance moves. The premise is that two people with dance training will learn a choreographed dance set with a passive partner, but then they will get paired with a second dancer who learned the same dance, The intention is to see if when the fixed up pair dances together, whether sparks will fly and will this lead to a romantic pairing, This sound almost as desperate as the upcoming show that has teams building shit out of Legos.

[quote] He should of back handed her

Oh, dear!

[quote] would of been better if a ISIS fighter was standing

Oh, DEAR!

Poor r109 doesn’t get how that whole thing works.

The Wayfair Christmas commercial is more loathsome than usual.

The Chantax cold turkey ones. The fucking turkey has thumbs.

Was Barnes the one that broke up with Celino and their phone number was almost entirely all 0s? (Like 1(800)000-0000) Than Celino left and so did the 0s so Barnes had to change the number but kept the firm while Celino kept custody of the zeros 😝 Very noble of Barnes ;)

[quote]Was Barnes the one that broke up with Celino and their phone number was almost entirely all 0s? (Like 1(800)000-0000) Than Celino left and so did the 0s so Barnes had to change the number but kept the firm while Celino kept custody of the zeros 😝 Very noble of Barnes ;)

The original Celino & Barnes number was 1-800-888-8888.

"The Barnes Firm" is 1-800-8 million (800-800-0000).

Plenty of 8's and 0's to go around!

What about the Jimmy Dean sausage commercials? The guy has been DEAD for 10 years and they still use his voice. Oh yeah, that get's me wanting some sausage...

It's WELL-SEASONED!

Kit Kat Duos Mint and Dark Chocolate:

"The Kih-ka you love... New Kih-ka duos mint and dark chocklih... Have a break. Have a Kih-ka."

Those damn Kim Crawford wine commercials. Especially the one with the woman in her workout clothes buying a bottle and some sunglasses, while some other woman in the grocery store stares at her in astonishment. I like to think that the other woman is judging her for buying a bottle of wine at 8 in the morning.

I absolutely loathe the Capital One Cafe dude

I absolutely loathe the Capital One Cafe dude

"I'm a woman. Blah blah blah--but sometimes I sweat. I bleed. I pee."

🤢🤤😝🙊

The Chevy commercials with people (NOT ACTORS!!) whose only comments concern the appearance of the cars. None of their comments have anything to do with the engineering. It's like the Little Caesar's commercials that were more about SPEED than taste; you can pick up a pizza immediately but never mind how it tastes.

The new Tide commercial where the overweight blonde woman holds up a piece of clothing with a stain on it and says, "It looks like cheese and smells like barf."

Classy!

The Downy Unstoppables commercial with a weird square headed lady. She comes across as creepy and sinister.

The first time I saw that commercial R177 I thought for a second that was soap himbo Robert Scott Wilson. Then I realized that the eyebrows weren't tweezed/waxed enough be RSW.

awwww, I like they cast a lesbian type in that ad and the actress does a great job. Better than some standard housewife.

The Unstoppables lady creeps me the fuck out when she's sniffing the towel and rubbing her ass against the sink.

I like the Unstoppables lady. It's refreshing to see a woman who doesn't look like she came off a factory assembly line in a commercial.

r201, and they make a point of saying they are real people and unscripted blah blah blah but fail to mention that these "real people" sign a contract before filming that mentions that they get paid real money if something they say makes the final cut (and a small appearance fee if they don't). Hence the vapid, "wow it's so pretty" type comments.

I like the Honey Oats lady for the same reason. She's wearing her little hair net thing and laughing about smelling like Honey Oats.

^^ I was responding to R207 comment. I LOVE the Honey Oats lady!

r96, I came here to reference La'Deia and her very exciting life, with birthday cake, book club ("Heroes On Film"), and new house (paid for by her salary as a "marketing manager").

My husband noted her cake doesn't have her name on it, so they probably only named her post-filming.

And the "real people" on those Chevy ads all responded to an LA casting call, [R201]. They’re actually "real dumb unemployed actors."

I'd love to be in one of those Chevy commercials. "I've been driving Chevys for 25 years. Who cares if it looks cute and trendy? It'll be outdated and look like a piece of crap by the time its engine wears out!"

R212, that explains why so many of them are quite attractive -- unlike what's found in my town full of actual Real People who don't look like much of anything.

The Unstoppable commercial with the dykey woman sniffing her dirty clothes to wear again

Are you sure that Cellino & Barnes broke up R193? They still run the commercial in my area -- I'm watching one now, and both lawyers are in it and the phone number is the same as it's always been: 1-800-888-8888.

[quote]Are you sure that Cellino & Barnes broke up [R193]? They still run the commercial in my area -- I'm watching one now, and both lawyers are in it and the phone number is the same as it's always been: 1-800-888-8888.

Quite sure—at least in the LA area. About a year ago, the commercial started featuring the same jingle, but with the words, "The Barnes Firm, injury attorneys, call 1-800-eight million." Weird they're still Cellino & Barnes elsewhere. I wonder if something…[italic]happened[/italic]…to Mr. Cellino—and if Mr. Barnes had anything to do with it. He's probably just wanting pat of the country to THINK Mr. Cellino is still alive.

There's another Shriners Hospital ad running in my area and it looks like they may be phasing out that last little kid (name?) who was taking over Alec's position. The latest child they're focusing on is an Asian boy, with a thick head of dark hair -- he may be the next up and comer poster boy for the facility. He's cute (no homo/pedo), speaks to the camera from his wheelchair; he has all of his limbs, so there's no shock factor like some of the other, more visibly challenged kids. Good spokesperson material.

Wonder if they'll ever make a girl the star of their commercial or will that pull the pedos out of the woodwork.

Those fucking Peloton ads. Ugh. What a pussy machine. Why don't ride a REAL bike and get out in the REAL world like a REAL man!

R218 I stopped paying attention early on, with the kid with the lisp. His face looked a hundred years old and he broke my heart. Did it make me donate money? Nope.

[quote] He's cute (no homo/pedo),

You really thought that was necessary?

Not really R221, but I thought about it and figured that if I complimented the new Asian boys looks, some joker would come in and accuse me of being attracted to kids. So...

Very local for NY: There's an ad for a big sale on fur coats taking place in some Staten Island facility. The ad shows various women strolling through aisles, checking out all styles of fur coats. The racial makeup of the customers is mixed. Then comes the part I hate, when the camera focuses on a big AA guy, who looks like an ex-football player, trying on fur jackets. OMG, this is so grimy. Yeah, show a black man in a pimp mink coat... don't show any white guys admiring himself in a sable jacket.

I cannot stand the commercials narrated by Ellen. Her voice is as aggravating as her act.

The ads for some new unfunny sitcom coming to Fox later this month, starring the stagnant Jason Biggs from "American Pie". The latest commercial has the parents sitting the tween daughter down with the statement "we have to talk about sex", and the daughter responds with "what do you want to know?". The laugh track goes berserk at that. I vomit.

Skyrizi, with that stupid song:

"Things are geh-in clear-uh!"

I assumed that we were being bombarded by the St Jude and Shriners Hosp ads in Dec. because they wanted people to choose them for year-end tax deductible donations to charities. But they're still here! Are they going to go on every month?

The little bitch at the dinner table who after her mother explains to her that she won't be leaving the table until she eats all her food, retorts with "Fine, we can stay here ALL NIGHT!"

If she were my kid i would have slammed her into next week for such fresh talk back.

R228 YES, all the bratty kids in commercials. They know they're safe in today's culture but I'd still lock them in the basement for a day.

The cheesy lawyers hooking up with local sports teams. Ugh. It makes me hate the team.

"Fine, we can stay here ALL NIGHT!" Then, to add insult to injury, they misuse Enya music in the worst way possible. From 9/11 to soothing a brat. We've come a long way, eh.

In Atlanta, we had a long standing anchorwoman named Monica Kaufman who was the first AA to anchor long ago. Cool enough and nice she got tributes when she retired. But now she is shilling for one of those godawful ambulance chasing law firms, reading badly off a monitor about how involved they are in the community, etc. Every time I see it, I find myself yelling, involuntarily, "What a whore!"

Hate the use of the song White Rabbit for the cruise ship commercial. What is the relationship between getting stoned and cruising?

r233, "White Rabbit" is ostensibly about Alice in Wonderland and the girl/woman in the commercial is dressed up to look like her.

But I agree with you, it reminds me of drugs and tripping more than anything else.

There's a creepy ad for Folgers coffee - a woman goes into her bathroom in her robe, ready to join her husband in the running shower for some hijinks. As she starts to remove the robe, the shower curtain opens to reveal her soapy naked father-in-law. Basically, her FIL is visiting and got into the bathroom before the hubby. The woman recoils in horror as a bunch of strangers pop up all around her and start to pour her a cup of bracing, hot Folgers. The woman seeing her FIL naked is a mess, then the bathroom full of strangers singing the Folgers jingle in front of naked dad and a shocked woman. Who approved this? NOTE: The ad I saw didn't end with all those people in the kitchen like the clip below - they gathered in the bathroom.

r235, They appear to be parodies of the old Folgers commercials from years ago. Down to them reusing the same jingle from years ago as well, "The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup."

Who at the ad agency thought that this was a good idea is beyond me.

Well I like it, R235. We need more commercials for stuff besides drugs and insurance.

If I had to watch that, a big Pharm ad like Skyrizi, an insurance commercial like Limu Emu or that mesothelioma guy and his wife, I'd gladly watch the Folgers commercial. I want to see commercials for Triscuits and shit like that again.

Why does USAA insurance advertise its product as if it were available to everyone? They only insure military personnel and their families but their TV commercials don't make that clear -- they used to imply it but I don't see that lately. Seems like a waste of their ad money to pitch the product to people who don't qualify to buy it.

It’s possible some who are eligible wouldn’t know otherwise.

Me, for example. My father was a Marine and passed away 30 years ago. I would be eligible due to his service. Had I not saw the commercial, though, I wouldn’t know that.

Chevy now is using "real kids" (not actors) in maybe even dumber commercials and I never really noticed how unattractive and just plain terrible the Chevy spokesman is in these travesties. They should have used a real people spokesman, I guess.

Also that blonde female half of the former "can you hear me now?" ad man just may be the most irritating female on my TV right now.

That new Downy commercial with that lady “singer” who sounds like she’s swallowing barb wire. Seriously? Like I know that raspy voiced lady indie, twee Cat Power/Feist/Fiona Apple like sounding rasp is big in commercials and for whatever reason appeals to millennials but bitch sounds like she got throat cancer just to sound trendy 🙄🙄🙄🙄

There' s a new anti-smoking ad running in my area that makes me grit my teeth. This one has a tween girl sitting with her mom and dad in a hospital room. Dad is wearing an oxygen mask and listens while the kid tells how much fun she had during a family outing and watching her uncle wipe out while trying to catch a ball. The girl's last sentence is... "it was so funny, you should have been there!", then we watch as the dad struggles to breathe. I get the message - if dad didn't smoke, he could have been with his wife and child. What I hate is the girls singsong voice as she tells her father about the fun he missed - it is annoying and she goes on a bit too long,

Those new anti-smoking commercials are just laughable. There is one that plays here in LA, teens loosing their shit in deranged nic fits cause they can't smoke. Since when does nicotine do that? I mean they have these kids acting like they are smoking crack.

[quote] teens loosing their shit

Oh, dear!

R242, that commercial plays constantly and I despise it. I was going to bring it up but figured it’s a regional thing and no one would recognize it.

[quote]teens loosing their shit

Maybe smoking gives them the diarrheas.

Ewwwww.

This may be local - an ad that encourages parents to read/talk/sing to their infant/toddler/child to help in their development. The ad has Jennifer Garner, Lena Headey and a third woman, who looks vaguely familiar, singing Old McDonald and reading passages from a book. The message is that verbal interaction with your kid is beneficial. However, these three singing acapella and grates on my ears.

Shingles can be WHAAAAAT?

What's the point of the Old Spice shay butter body wash for men ad with the guy from "blackish?" The whole ad seems pointless and stupid. They're fighting over soap?

That commercial for an Alexa type product where the guy tells it, “play my smooth jazz playlist.” And it doesn’t, so he repeats it louder. By the end he’s screaming at it “SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYLIST!!”

I find the yelling so obnoxious. I don’t even know what the product is, but I think Leslie Jones is the narrator.

"You make good choices." I want to smack that snotty little brat in the Raisin Bran commercial into next week

I’ve hated this fug, over-the hill, grovel voiced, hipster- douche in these TD Ameritrade commercials FOREVER!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Sorry, link.

Still hating the self-satisfied woman who uses cocoa butter, peanut butter, and shea butter on her skin.

This one. Hate everything about it

[quote]"You make good choices." I want to smack that snotty little brat in the Raisin Bran commercial into next week

"I tried, but your mother insisted she wasn't taking Plan-B."

[quote]The Downy Unstoppables commercial with a weird square headed lady.

That's Amy Sedaris with prosthetic makeup. No joke.

I've been watching the Ken Burns Country Music documentary on PBS, streaming, so I can't fast forward through this one that streams at the beginning of each episode. They've gone to great extremes to side-step any Southern toxic masculinity. Disabled guy? check. Punk country girl? check. Sweet young fey boy? check. Riverboat eunuch? Yup. Strange-haired black lesbian? got it. Mixed-race, gentle-faced straw-hat guy in John Lennon glasses? check.

Someone who looks like Johnny Cash or Merle Haggard? No way!

There's a commercial I see on Roku about a talking pit bull up for adoption and whenever the voice says, "don't be afraid of my muscles, 'cause the biggest one is my heart...that's right, I said it!". I hate that commercial.

That’s not Amy Sedaris in prosthetics, r258, it’s an actress named Ren Kennedy.

I hate the current Ocean Spray commercials because I miss the two cranberry farmers, especially the younger guy.

"Accident or injury, call Jacob Emrani, call Jacob."

It's a local SoCal lawyer ad. It's on TV day and night. The amount of money he's laying out for these ads has to be jaw-dropping. His online reviews are brutal. The people that work for him hate him. His clients hate him. He's specializes in Uber and Lyft accidents. There must be a wad of easy money for trolling this sector.

Been trying to post here for the last couple of hours so I totally forgot who’s advertising but these 4 slacker friends are in some beat up car and things are so bad for them instead of a turn signal this Asian guy with a Mary Tyler Moore hairbob does the sound affects of the signal ala the guy from Police Academy.

Also can’t stand this one advertising the PetSmart app where the mom is scheduling an appointment and the stereotype eye rolling, bratty, snarky teenage daughter uses he phone to beat the mom to the punch and schedule it through the app. Like wow! The teenage kid knows so much about technology she gets things done faster than the mom?? Wow! Who would have known the daughter knows more about getting things done through her phone than her mom?......in 2020!!!!! This commercial wouldn’t have even worked in 1999. It’s like ultimate “no shit Sherlock” commercial of our time.

Popeye's with some obese, black woman in a car saying she's feeling things as she eats a chicken sandwich. She's probably feeling a sharp pain up her left arm.

The one where the little girl asks, “am I cute?” Or maybe , “am I adorable?”

No, you’re not.

It might be for care.com or something like that. I think it’s the little girl’s squeaky voice that irritates me the most. High pitched voices like hers get on my nerves.

R265, I was going to list that one, too.

Why would they do that?It's obnoxious.

Hate this commercial. Hate these crackers.

You don’t even have dimples, kid.

Hate all voiceovers with women who have vocal fry. Hate them!

"Claire, you have advanced cancer."

What makes it even worse is that the actress seems to be in one out of every ten commercials made, and she has one of the most annoying faces I've ever seen. Here she is with the same sour expression, sitting across the desk from a different doctor.

Rexulti face:

Cancer face:

[quote] Popeye's with some obese, black woman in a car saying she's feeling things as she eats a chicken sandwich. She's probably feeling a sharp pain up her left arm.

I’ve been known to scream at the TV, “It’s your left ventricle slamming shut you fat whore!”

Has anybody seen that eyeglass commercial with that dude freaking out for no reason? Who thought that this was a good idea?

R241, you don't get the worst of it in the commercial.

I challenge you to sit through a live performance -- watching, not just listening. You too, R269.

Why does drinking Hint Watermelon water make a person talk like a belobbering Marlee Matlin performing in a community theater production of The Miracle Worker? It sets me on edge every time.

^Beslobbering.

Those Hilton commercials with Anna kendricks. The tag line she delivers with that snotty fry makes want to scream!

In the one where she's talking to the little boys' soccer team, they've changed the last line from "Now let's go lose that soccer game!" to "Now let's go find your coach!", as she walks off dragging a net full of soccer balls that breaks and trails the balls all over the floor behind her.

I thought the first closing line was kind of funny but the new one isn't, or even interesting. Why did they change it?

R278 It's likely some social justice warriors were offended by the mere suggestion that kids could be called losers.

There's a Kaboom commercial where a woman imagines what happens when she sprays Kaboom in her bathroom and the commercial cuts to this giant mop-like thing dancing around. It's creepy and looks like a combination of Cousin It, Swamp Thing, and Snuffleupagus.

The travel app commercial featuring the Viola Davis lookalike and her mixed race family. While the rest of them go about their lives, she just stands there looking at them, then playing on her phone trying to book a vacation.

At the end of the commercial, she's in the tub taking a bubble bath, still playing on her phone. Bitch, get out of the tub and do some work like the rest of your family!

Yeah, R281 -- but the soundtrack is Clarence Frogman Henry singing "I Don't Know Why I Love You But I Do" and there's a really sweet dog at the end.

R281 Sweet dog, annoying commercial.

I don't know what it's advertising but it features a little girl asking annoying questions like "How did they know I wanted sprinkles on top?" and "How did you find this place?", all in a high-pitched squeaky voice. Even someone who loves kids (which I do not) would find that voice painful to hear -- no?

Those Celebrity Cruise commercials that feature the Jefferson Airplane song White Rabbit also known as Go Ask Alice. Love the song but what idiot came up with the idea of a song about a bad acid trip as the theme song for a cruise trip? Aren't cruises bad enough without making people think of acid trips?

The majority of TV commercials are unadulterated shit, there are way more commercials that make me want to never ever buy their product than buy it.

R284 - Yes! I totally agree. You are not alone. I loathe that kid, with her squeaky, baby-talk vocals.

R284 and R287...especially the part where she screams at the movers from her bedroom window, "How did you find our house?"

With a MAP, you stupid little cunt!

R285, it's truth in advertising/a warning to watch out for roofies if you go on a gay cruise. Also, don't lick any sweat off the tweakers on the dance floor!

THIS skanky looking kook. Not the bird, but the skanky, greasy, pervy-looking guy. Kill it with fire!

On the other hand, THIS is a Liberty Mutual commercial I could watch till I drop. He’s hot.

R290

R96 LaDeia has succumbed to her HIV, and she has been replaced by Alphonso.

Alphonso is a flaming queen with a pile of Rastafarian hair atop his tiny head. Like LaDeia, there's more to Alphonso than his HIV, to. There's his career, his cause, but unlike LaDeai and her dream home, Alphonso cares about his CHORUS.

Alphonso's career is so cool, because they let him wear his dreds to work AND he gets to bring his dog. Plus, he gets along really well with his straight male co-worker. They giggle together and pet the dog.

He also has a chubby fag hag with whom he completed a charity walk. But best of all, Alphonso got an AWARD for something and he put on a trendy suit for it.

I love you, r292!

I love that Alphonso and his hair and his friend wear t-shirts for their big charity walk -- that say, yes, "CHARITY WALK." Couldn't get more specific, huh. These commercials leave me aghast.

P.S. According to her obit, LaDeia did not succumb to HIV but, instead, to too much cake. While reading "Heroes on Film" for her three person book club.

I am in full blown lust with Mr. Jones from the Spectrum commercials. I’d pay his phone bill!

The Myrtle Beach commercial where the annoying singer whines, ‘let go and unwind, on myrtle beach tiiiiiiiiiime’

It starts at 18 seconds in here.

There’s a few different commercials, but they all use this song, and it’s played all the freaking time. Instant mute from me.

Just saw one that I didn't hate, but I found a little shocking - Dove is advertising a new body wash. It has women of all shapes and sizes and basically says to love/take care of your skin. The "shocking" thing is the shot of an older woman who opens her robe and we see a totally flat chest, no breasts/nipples. She obviously has had a mastectomy and I guess using Dove will help her to take care of that skin too.

I wonder if this ad will set off the uptight moms out there who will see the "topless" woman as sexual and say it will scar their child if they see it. They should use this to teach about the horrors of cancer, yeah.

I want to know if Progressive has seen an increase in customers, because those commercials are fucking annoying and not because they themselves are necessarily annoying, but they've bought way too much adtime. Familiarity breeds contempt. It's too much.

R298 that’s a MTF trans!!

Sadly the Maytag Man is straight. Has a female partner and kid.

Dominos doing a Risky Business homage? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄What year is it?

I think the guy is hot, though, r302, so I like that one.

R302, when I saw it, I knew it would end up in this thread. Such a dumb commercial. The guy isn't hot enough to justify the stupidity of the commercial, R303

You’re probably right, r304.

But as dumb as I am I’m always looking to get a glimpse of his bulge no matter how many times I see it.

I hate the animated toilet paper ads with the bear family talking cute about wiping their large, fur-covered butts.

Have you ever seen how shit dries on an animal’s fur?

That is just so wring.

R306, but look how proud he is of no skidmarks!

The one with the kazoos in the college classroom. If I were that professor, I'd give all of them Fs.

I’d like to throw them a couple of Fs myself, if ya know what I’m sayin.

Hated it then, still hate it . . .

Really, Richard? I rather doubt I'm even close to being hip enough for your ship--and turntables in each cabin? I'll stick with Princess, and by the way, please bring me a bucket of Coronas . . .

Amazon's Echo must not be selling well because the latest tv spots that show how awful things were in the past befor Alexa showed up are cringeworthy and reek of desperation.

Why are there so many commercials featuring bratty children in which the parents/adults are presumably told to give in and give the little brats what they want in order to placate them? There's one for Kraft with a child running around the house, not wanting to eat dinner with the tagline being something like "Just give them Mac and Cheese". Then I saw another one today for Ore-Ida with a child refusing to eat their vegetables in which the parents substituted the veggies for French fries. Where's Joan Crawford when you need her?

I just noticed with the Domino's commercial that the delivery guy is Curtis Armstrong.

Booger!

I have come to hate the song “I don’t know why I love you but I do.“ And I don’t even know what product is being hawked.

R316, see R281

R317 It's just hateable from every angle.

R316, that song is being sung by the immortal Clarence "Frogman" Henry! No hating allowed!

R319 When you hear it over and over and over again in an inane commercial in which it doesn't even fit or make sense, it becomes very easy to hate the song.

I appreciate the old songs and singers, R319, but R320 has it right.

The legendary dream/jangle pop band House of Love does a sensational version of I Don’t Know Why I Love You. Would have liked it if they used that version instead,

The new "Fox Nation" commercial. It couldn't be more stereotypical of what "patriotism" looks like to a FOX viewer: Blonde in a short dress getting her hair "did" so she can bring them the latest news in scary brown/black/yellow people, an eagle, a white guy in a cowboy hate telling everyone "Fox Nation is from the 'good folks' over at FOX News" as footage of Mt. Rushmore, Bill Clinton with the word "Scandalous" (I presume it's a show exclusively featuring Democrat scandals...'cause they ain't pure an' god fearin' like them Reeepublicans" oh, and that cunt Lara Logan:

Vomit-inducing. BTW, they have comments turned off. I think we all know why:

r323, that's Democrat-IC not Democrat.

I want the obnoxious yelling family in the King's Hawiaan commercial to be the victims of a home invasion.

Cant stand west coast university loud rap type music Nothing but yelling its lyrics

On the other hand, love the tall cute boy in the Safe Auto commercial with the slut girlfriend who likes open relationships. He's adorable and doesn't milk it.

"Hello, Ahm Jimmy Dean, and Ah wishdt Ah could tell you how Ah feel about a mornin' lack this...but Ahm dead. You need somethin' to kinda warm the whole body up an' git it goin'...Ah wishdt Ah could feel warm agin. Ah wishdt Ah could git mah body up and goin'...but Ahm dead. An' so, so cold. FUCK YOU, Tyson Foods!"

If you want everybody to know your name, just order the right amount of pizza and as soon a you walk in the door, the staff behind the counter will stop what they are doing and scream out your name.

What a great promotion! Apparently, they hired that old asshole CEO of Papa John's to run their advertisement campaign. It is that stupid.

Now we got Carl’s/Hardee’s fried wheel of cheese burger verses whatever thar abortion of a “sandwich” is which the donuts replacing the bun and the huge piece of fried chicken in between. Guess they don’t want us to give up gluttony this lent. Just an artery and a few years from eating this shit. I’m a big guy who roles my eyes at the gay’s salad and kale obsession and all but even I know this is beyond ridiculous.

Which one of you bitches thought up this commercial?

Creepy Audrey marching like a robot, Jardiance.

God I hate to to do this it's where I live, the most deplorable of the deplorastans in Shreveport Louisiana, but it might set me free from the pain of it all. Kind of like facing your demons. Local commercials are not something that anyone from outside the cult should ever have to see. Notice the monkey lady on the right when the hands go up.

Oops I mean on the left!!! No fucking edit button.

I hate those "bad skin" commercials like the ones with Cyndi Lauper. But I have to admit I like the one for Otezla that features the guy with the dadbod who jumps in the pool wearing a duckfloat. The camera just lingers over this guy's body.

Cricket

HIYEEEEEE

That Facebook commercial in that class room with that Howard Stern looking lady busting out that duck whistle or whatever the hell it is and it goes into some huge production. Can’t believe Facebook is still around. Would have thought someone would have thought of some better, more improved social networking site but I guess they’ve gotten so big they can just buy anyone out ala Disney. Oh well 😔 Maybe some day.

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The agency that created that kazoo Facebook ad should have their office burned to the ground, along with all the people in it.

I had never seen that kazoo ad and just looked it up. Wow, that was awful and R337 made me laugh with the Howard Stern ref, but I say that the professor also looke dlike Stern, but a fat version of him

that stupid Cricket commercial with those weird green gumdrop looking things (you’d think their mascots would be actual crickets 🤷🏻‍♂️) going “HIYEE!!!!!HIYEE!!!!!HIYEE!!!!!” like those damn neighbors from Small Wonder. Waiting for Vickie the robot to bust out with auto tune to sing the theme song or whatever.

R341, see R336.

Yeah I noticed afterwards but there’s no edit button so I can’t do anything now. But what’s weirder are the cricket adds they air for the WWE events especially one with Charlotte Flair where one is shaped like a penis and dressed in a Flair robe. More like a greenis or looking like a smega Smorgasbord.

The Facebook commercial with Chris Rock running up the Rocky stairs in Philadelphia. I cringe when Sylvester Stallone shows up with his melted plastic face. Did he not see how his mother fucked up her mug with bad surgery?

Some car commercial (Mazda?) where a woman (an AOC look alike) is abducted by Brie Larson, who then proceeds to drive like a lunatic and grins with her tiny little teeth. OMYGAAAA she's so edgy!

I know Stallone has facial paralysis in the mix complicating things, but was his plastic surgeon a big Ivan Drago fan?

Who is the hot bear in that Liberty Mutual commercial. He is the camera man being drawn by the caricature artist. He’s holding a sandwich and wearing a long billed ball cap. Woof.

R344 you should see Sylvester's mother, yikes!

Ozympic or however it's spelled. The one with the guy toting his guitars to a school. It uses O-O-O It's Magic as background music. It is one of the longest commercials out there. You can make a sandwich and take a crap while it's on.

R349 What really bugs the hell out of me with these prescription drug commercials is that they're always filmed in slow motion. So we have to endure the characters sipping coffee slowly, walking to the dress shop slowly, smiling with friends slowly, making dinner slowly. As if these commercials aren't annoying enough already.

Because the target audience is usually old people and they prefer a calming, slow-paced lifestyle. So the ads are geared to them for the most part.

BS, R351! I'm young ,there's more to me than HIV, and I move in slow motion! Haven't you seen my charity walk?!

Oh, I forgot about that one. I hate that one, R352!! That one annoys me so much!

R349 Ozympic - Everything is annoying: the music, the guy and his guitars; does he own a music store? does he make guitars? does he contribute them to high schools? Who the hell cares, it's just to eat time while the drug name is flashed on the screen every 10 seconds. And I still don't remember how it's spelled!

I just googled and there are tons of people who are annoyed by the drug ads, There are tons of links about slow motion drug ads.

There's even an urban dictionary entry:

"Pharmamotion: A specific type of slow motion used in prescription medication commercials to show how much happier people are once they start taking said drug. Side affects[sic] include boredom, changing the channel, and/or an irrational fear of having whatever disease the drug treats."

It's funny I won't pay for cable tv. Not when I get 60+ channels with a simple antenna. But I've sat there for 15-20 minutes flipping through channels. And there's fuck all but commercials and advertisements. And it's the same with cable for that matter. And the cable you're paying an exorbitant amount for that.

I just get the net connection which is it's own exorbitant cost - but more useful. And I block ads on the net. Because I hate them - they're stupid, vapid, and insult my intelligence. Plus some sites are so ad laden you have to do something. If you're running Chrome one add on I can strongly recommend is ScriptSafe. That blots out a lot of the shit. AdBlock+ however some sites can detect it now. But that former ScriptSafe - that blots out the ads anyway. Completely blocks java, javascript, python, etc. scripts.

What about the Otezla commercial with the guy with the dadbod jumping into the pool. I have to admit I have jerked off to this guy many times.

There’s a new one out there for a feminine product that starts with this girl saying I’m a Firestarter! I started having 90s house music nostalgia flashbacks. Than is gets so annoying that you seriously want to “smack this bitch up!”

R357 apparently he was on Naked and Afraid not long ago

OMG there's a new commercial for some Crohn's disease medicine, and I had to stop and rewatch to make sure I wasn't crazy:

It involves a young black woman who keeps missing out on fun activities with her friends because of her chronic diarrhea. INCLUDING shopping, as she's happily trying on a kiki red pantsuit, then suddenly runs to the restroom. WEARING THE OUTFIT SHE'S TRYING ON!!!

Hated the Ellen Degeneres / Portia DiRossi Alexa commercials. The really short ones that played b/f a YouTube video.

Ellen is sitting down in the house, waiting for Portia, so they can go out. Portia is scrambling around, like the little woman, with her purse. Ellen yells out, impatiently: "Bay-BEE!" Ugh.

[quote] [R357] apparently he was on Naked and Afraid not long ago

Yes, he was. His name is Steve Hansen.

How could he have been on Naked and Afraid? he doesn't have any ugly, unsightly tattoos all over his body.

The lady who says that she hesitated to get a hearing aid "because of my short hair", which didn't cover her ears. How shallow does one have to be in order to stay deaf instead of wearing a hearing aid that's visible? And she's not even pretty enough to be vain!

There's a new ad for that constipation med that goes:

"Constipation happens to everyone. It happens to people. It happens to dogs. It happens to aliens."

Aliens? Really? Does that mean we really do have aliens at Area 51 and we're testing them for constipation?

Holy fuck. Who writes this drivel and how much are they getting paid? Because if I can show up to work and sleepwalk and get a check for it, then that's the job I want.

[QUOTE]"Constipation happens to everyone. It happens to people. It happens to dogs. It happens to aliens."

[quote]Aliens? Really? Does that mean we really do have aliens at Area 51 and we're testing them for constipation?

I think they're talking about aliens primarily from Latin America. By the time a lot of these aliens get to the US, many are severely constipated, having existed on a diet of tortillas, cactus, bugs, dirt,and other things not conducive to good bowel habits. Once these bunged-up aliens get hold of whatever miracle cure is being advertised, they will once again be shitting like the muddy waters of the Rio Grande.

This commercial for NYU Langone. Who told this guy he could sing??????

There's a Geico commercial that shows a couple in their apartment and we see that their upstairs neighbors is a family that constantly clog dances. That family is very creepy looking, like out of some Amish horror story.

It's probably the constant repetition that makes it worse but the ad for Greenlight, the debit card for kids. It's not enough that the smug-faced asshole of a dad makes you want to punch him, it's that the little gayling gets $10 as his allowance and is forced to put $4 into savings, and then goes and buys the mom a gift from Tiffany's. So that would have been at a minimum a couple of years of earnings. "Uh-huh."

Also, in that Charmin commercial with the bears looking at the underwear on the floor? They're both standing there naked, as is the kid, so why would any of them be worrying about dirty underwear?

I hate that one too, r368. It I lived below a family that did that, I'd murder them in their sleep and make it look like that dad did it.

It’s probably been mentioned already, but I fucking hate the JG Wentworth ad with the “young” guy living with his mom?? He’s at least the same age or older than the mom, and his baby talk affect makes me want to punch him in the Adam’s apple.

Like NYers don't have enough to put up with right now, they've hired that annoying garbage heap Cardi B to do PSA's about the 2020 census. She gets onscreen in her plastic wig and long ugly fingernails to remind us to give out our info to benefit our communities. She overdoes the Hispanic Dominican accent while making many unnecessary hand gestures. She is just so hate-worthy.

There's a commercial for Boost Mobile that shows a family who are depressed because they have run out of data. After the announcer tells them about how much data they will get with Boost, they start fighting in the living room to get back onto their devices, to play games, text, shop, etc. At one point, the teen son kicks his father in the ribs and sends him crashing through a glass door.

I hate that they show people so attached to their stupid phones that they're ready to beat on each other over them, hypnotized by a piece of plastic and circuits.

Anything with Give a Little Bit by Supertramp 🙄🙄🙄 it’s so overplayed I’m surprised one of those hipster raspy voiced female millennial singer-songwriters hasn’t made a slowed down version like they do every song.

Anything with Give a Little Bit by Supertramp 🙄🙄🙄 it’s so overplayed I’m surprised one of those hipster raspy voiced female millennial singer-songwriters hasn’t made a slowed down version like they do every song.

The Cardi B census commercials, cannot stand her voice or those fingernails

I want to beat the My Pillow guy with a baseball bat.

Facebook has some gawdawful new coronavirus ad, where some gender indeterminate British voice narrates as a montage of virus-related images (people in masks, people crying, people looking desperate) flash before us.

The ad is supposed to show everyone how Facebook is helping us all connect and stay sane throughout this pandemic, but it's actually just a self-serving corporate PR piece taking advantage of a catastrophe.

It's gross and brazenly tone deaf.

The constant repeat of the Domino's franchisees begging to have people come work for them.

Chase never felt sorry for himself and we never wanted him to! That's great, Chase, but you make me feel sorry for myself every time I have to hear your sad/inspiring story over and over and over again....

I am curious about how the flu causes a child to lose his limbs?

I'm so used to seeing feminine hygiene commercials that show a pad using a blue fluid to show how absorbent they are. Today I saw an ad where they used blood-red liquid on their product to demonstrate its protection, It was just a little weird and off-putting to see "blood" on a pad. It's natural and we're adults but so many years of seeing a not-from-a-human color has shook me a little to see a red stained pad.

That annoying Prep up Descovy commercial. I want to kick my TV every time I see this commercial telling people to take unnecessary drugs that will fuck your liver just so they could have bare sex, lets be real, that's all this is all about.

DL’ers, some who cares needs to start an appropriately dated version of this thread. Those awful Descovy commercials didn’t start until 2020. As did anything Coronavirus-related.

Y’all can hate me if you want but I thought we conducted ourselves, and our agenda here, with a certain attention to detail.

I don't hate you, R383, but I must say that you don't seem to know where you are.

Can we discuss infomercials here too? I was flipping channels and the guide said "Learn to cook with Shaq". Shaq, as in the ex NBA guy? I stop to see and it's one of those bootleg shopping channels called ShopHQ and here is Shaq in some kitchen with cookware in front of him, with his name stenciled on the front. He's dressed like big goon in a giant Hawaiian shirt as he's doing his best to introduce his "18-in-1 Smart IQ Induction Cooking station", which is just a big skillet laying on top of an induction burner for $89.00.

He's trying to be the George Foreman of the 21st century, I guess. I hate this on principle -- who would believe old goofy Shaq could invent this product?

R385 here - when I first saw the cable guide, I thought that it was a 30 minute infomercial selling Shaq merchandise. As I finished typing my rant and I hit POST, I realized it's a shopping channel. My bad.

FYI: Shaq is also selling a disinfecting knife holder and seasoned salmon fillets. Yeesh, man.

R384 you may be right. I’ve these past 8ish months I’ve come to think of DL as a place where we have people like R385 (acting on bad information, but completely willing to self-identify) and others that pay attention to incongruities like posting bad 2020 commercials in a thread clearly labeled “2019.”

So please shut your unbleached hole, hide your ugly mutilated dick and Fuck off already. I know exactly where I am.

That Plexiderm commercial only cause the lady at 2:01👇👇👇👇👇freaks me the hell out. I swear to God she looks so much like Spuds McKenzie 😆

"Nothing is everything"

"I feel nothing in a different way"

Drug commercial but I still don't know if that bitch is singing about skin issues or depression.

The little girl flooding the bathroom while pretending to shriek at some rowers. Her parents for some reason think this is adorable. They are clearly highly medicated.

The Haribo candy commercial. The grown up business executives mouthing their lines with kids voices. It is so stupid.

Then I’m gonna flyyyyy it into my mouth...

"Step up. Prep up."

Look at us! We're having unprotected sex! Jealous?

That fucking My Pillow asshole has an autobiography that he's shilling on TV.

The idiot actually says, "I've wrote..."

Talented writers everywhere who can't get published are currently slitting their wrists.

FUCKING ENDLESS 'MEDICARE ADVANTAGE PLAN' BLABBERY TELEVISION ADS. ALL.THE. TIME.

That Sonic commercial with Sufjan Stevens playing in the back. That kid in the back seat who sounds like a nervous goose with a terrible cold. There’s a new one with the same kid. He’s more obnoxious in this but he at least isn’t as bird sounding nasally as the first commercial.

Looks like a bastardized Jonathan Lipnicky with baby Drew Carey’s appetite, glasses and obnoxious mannerisms.

For some reason, this one really bugs me. Outdated lingo and trademarking a phrase that is so 2016. Really?

R397 God, that IS annoying.

The new female Mikey sucks. I'd rather see orginal Mikey's 50 plus year old ass than this terrible imposter.

Kraft macaroni and cheese with the Enya song, good grief. Did Enya take part in the decision to sell? Was the money that good?

Any of the constant barrage of leaky bladder ads. And no, I don't think having a leaky bladder makes you extra brave.

r88, you forget that women start having hot flashes as soon as mid 40's. And every man I've ever slept with are thermonuclear temp sleepers, even in wintertime.

I'm really over the current crop of commercials that show families in isolation doing really cool and quirky things. Pandemics are fun, everybody!

Some shit cat food commercial where some shit kid with ZERO ability to emote is heard saying "mom, I fell."

My partner and I have a TIVO at our summer quarantine home in the woods... no commercials

Didn’t realize this Public Storage commercial was three years old but this is the first time I’m seeing it. Wonder if the band got signed. They don’t look as thrashy punk as they sound. Reminds me of the Rodney Bingenheimer days of KROQ and his love for the grrl groups.

Any and all commercials which use an ultra slowed down version of songs in order to produce melancholia. One of the latest uses a version of Fatboy Slim's Praise You.

Wow, could Amy Poehler BE any funnier than in her commercials for Xfinity? I mean, she is a comic genius right up there with Conan and Will Ferrell.

HA!, R408.

Or, as the kids say: LOL!

This one is just fucking weird.

Just saw one for a product called Tushy - a bidet that connects to your existing toilet. The ad starts with a tween boy sitting on the toilet with his pants down and a wad of TP in his hand. He goes on to explain that paper just smears poop, and other countries are ahead of us because they know that bidets are better at cleaning. It was a bit of a shock seeing a 9-10 year old kid on the toilet - especially a kid who speaks maturely, not talking in babyish toilet speak.

The rest of the ad shows the kid demonstrating how archaic wiping is on a doll, then shows his mother installing the Tushy in their home.

God, I positively loathe the apple phone commercial.

That song drives me crazy.

It’s annoying as all fuck.

What song?

Any commercial where a parent is playing with their kid with orgasmic smiles on their face. There's one now where a father sitting on the floor in front of a coffee table and pulls blue slime out of a baggie. Ugh. Had a perfectly normal childhood and never remember having either parent "play" with me. I had friends and toys.

[quote]r35 The latest Tampax commercial where they inform women that they need different sized Tampons depending on the heaviness of their flow.

I doubt women need to be told this...

In my day, we had commercials that taught you how to HOLD YOUR MAN!

[italic][bold]"Don't you want to have a good shape? / He wants you with a good shape!"

This one, probably the most disgusting commercial ever made. Sorta.

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There's an extra irritating commercial for Panda Express where some waif-voiced pixie coos "You're Just too Good to be True" in Chinese while images of shitty Panda Express food roll across the screen. I want to throw a brick at my TV when it comes on.

I still want to punch Lily from AT&T and her stupid fucking googly eyed friends.

All Coronavirus related commercials.

Charmin has upped the cringe factor in their commercials with the cartoon bears. The latest one shows the bears sitting and rubbing their butts against the chair in a very gross manner. The voice-over says something about "Is your present TP not getting you clean enough and causing you some itchiness. You will not have that problem if you use Charmin". Do not want to think about some bear scratching his nasty butthole.

Another thing - these Charmin ads always have the male bear having itchy butt or skidmarked underwear. Do the female bears not get butt problems? I suspect that they know that women mostly buy the TP and they don't want to show them looking nasty... gotta keep the buyers happy.

I think the Charmin ads use the male bears as the problematic ones because they can just focus on the butt. If they bring females into the equation they will have to delve into the fact that women use the product to wipe TWO areas and that may take the product into a realm that could be seen as erotic... in the minds of really immature people.

It could also lead to bear-centric female hygiene product commercials. Which would lead to even more problems. "Periods are NOT just for female bears!"

There's a Gas-X commercial that features a talking limousine seat that prattles on about how it knows a thing or two about gas as people sit on it.

So gross.

Today's TV ads would make Barnum ("a sucker born every minute") and Mencken ("no one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public") blush.

The ridiculous Daily Harvest ones where people get a heaping overflow cup of fruit and vegetables that you blend into a huge smoothy.

Sorry..not finished, this is what you actually get with Daily Harvest

Looks like couples, young and old, now do laundry together. They scour the house and car for piles of dirty clothes and towels and bury their noses in the pile to check for stank and find it because they then pull away and show us stank face. Not shown is the couple actually doing the laundry as a couple. We don't see them standing side by side, discussing the pros and cons of the detergent they are using this time, as the laundry goes round and round in the washer and dryer.

But they then sit together and sort and fold the clean clothes and towels, making cute comments about their grown children who moved back home with their kids now that times are tough. But, the couples are happy and smiling so I guess those Tide Pods did the trick.

"Oh, I see you've met Synthia"

The rabid HOA nazi

I just saw the ad for the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars. This new iteration has Tyra Banks as the host and she appears in the commercial in some horrible outfit and stupid hair (a tacky braid that is so long it hits the floor), posing and eyeing the camera like she's still on the runway. Tyra needs to wake up - the model days are behind her and she needs to stop the delusion.

There’s two Spectrum commercials where they show two guys taking about internet or something.

One of the guys is sitting in the couch and the other one is manic because he drank too much coffee. He goes on and on and decides to make sandwiches for the other guy.

The other commercial shows them outside and the guy is spastic again.

Are they supposed to be a couple? I can’t really tell.

"Mom, are you OK to play?"

"Am I Ok to.....am I ok to play? Are you fucking kidding me? Not only am I OK to play, but I made costumes for us, even the fucking dog! Am I Ok to play? Listen up little princess Missy, you better learn how to read the room better instead of asking me stupid fucking questions..OK?"