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Microsoft scoured the globe for this bland, white bread, dork with low-energy, mumbly, vocal fry voice and zero charisma, to be the spokesman for their Surface laptop.
The only qualification for the job apparently, was to bear the actual name "Mac Book," and it shows.
I wonder how bad the other guys named "Mac Book" were, for this guy to win the spot.
How much are they paying him?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 17, 2019 2:51 PM |
He's from Australia, sure it's not just his accent?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 15, 2019 11:12 PM |
Apple invented ALL the user-friendly features that the other brands copied.
This ad is unpleasantly glib.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 15, 2019 11:38 PM |
R3, Found the Crapple Fanboy and no Apple did not ALL the user friendly features. What a joke.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 16, 2019 12:36 AM |
He should do a commercial naked.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 16, 2019 12:38 AM |
^ I was thinking if we muted his vocal fry, it might be worthwhile to see him nude. I have a sixth sense that he has a nice penis.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 16, 2019 12:41 AM |
[quote] He's from Australia, sure it's not just his accent?
I love the Aussie accent. It's his lazy, mumbly vocal fry, I hate.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 16, 2019 5:21 PM |
He's cute!
Looks like he'd be great on ChaosMen or Sean Cody.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 16, 2019 5:26 PM |
I wonder of there were any female "Mackenzie Books" that Microsoft bypassed for this ad. Ditto for black guys.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 17, 2019 4:14 AM |
He kind of looks like he could be Nicholas Hoult's less attractive but still fuckable brother.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 17, 2019 5:48 AM |
He is like me but without the charm, charisma, talent and everything else
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 17, 2019 9:53 AM |
He looks like that pretty, boy-loving, student-preacher from Illinois.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 17, 2019 10:25 AM |
He's very generic and hairless looking. I agree with the "low energy". It's also funny to hear guys that you can tell are forcing their voice low so they don't end up sounding like kermit the frog.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 17, 2019 11:57 AM |
That vocal croaking is annoying as hell.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 17, 2019 12:07 PM |
Should have hired Douglas Watson from beyond the grave.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 17, 2019 12:11 PM |
r11
Ben is going bald, but no one was a better spokesman than him
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 17, 2019 2:51 PM |
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