Lindsey Graham's Office Couch

With Barr

It's hardly Downton Abbey-worthy.

Gorsuch was hosted.

Very S. Carolina-esque

Covered in a nacreous layer of permacum from all the gentleman callers.

One just assumes he had a pre-hearing rehearsal with Kavanaugh on that couch.

doesn't look very comfortable

R1 - Barr is totally muffling a fart into that cushion & Lady Linds, will Febreze the fuck out of it as soon as he leaves.

That may be the least appetizing set of facts to be printed on DL in a long time, r8.

Color chosen to hide cum stains.

R8. "Muffling" a fart. Loooool. Thx. Needed that laugh

What's he got all those throw pillows for? So he can prop his old fat ass up without much effort when Mitch is down there licking his taint?

I think that would be considered "turtlingus".

^ WW. The image of McConnell gumming his taint w his non chin. Lol

"turtlingus" lol. Learned a new word.

Leave it to DL. ww r13.

Lindsey went to the University of South Carolina. That's garnet and black colors

However, Graham is from Central, South Carolina, a small community a few miles from Clemson University. Clemson's colors are orange and black

He'll associate with whomever is winning at the time. Lindsey is that way

What an eventful day. I get called every nasty name in the book and told to go fuck myself on one political thread and get 2 W&Ws on another. LOL

orange & purple (not black)

I like her home one.

r4 is correct.

Ivanka has sat there. She must have brought her daughter to see Lindsey.

Could one faint on that couch?

The back rest doesn’t look comfortable. Too many damn pillows.

Meh.

Yellow is Lindsey's color. The brown leaves pattern render the crisp, autumn flare of coziness.

The old one had similar pillows.

I can't stop thinking about Ms Lindsey's Joy Hole.

Ms Lindsey has had his face buried deep in those pillows numerous times.

Lindz would have that sofa and pillows professionally cleaned regularly. Probably cleaning the furniture is a perk of the job paid by taxpayers. But maybe Lindz isn't so anxious to have it cleaned after memorable moments.

The colour makes it look filthy in all photos. Perhaps it is filthy. Doesn't it look dingy?

The pattern hides heel scuff marks and skid marks well. I wince thinking about what the other side of the cushions look like.

How much cooch has been on that couch?

It looks better than he does. Not saying much...

Well, if Kellyanne has been on it, feet tucked behind her ass, and rendering to all observers spreaded beaver shots; Lindsey would not like that at all. Lindsey would meet Kellyanne somewhere else.

"If only that couch could talk?"

Talk? How about the smell? No amount Febreeze and Miss Lindsey's walking petunias can mask the smell of the nacreous layer of permacum that acts as the Scotchguard on that couch.

Lindz would have perfumed sprays for her eloquent fabrics.

Her fabrics can talk?

Visiting menz must feel comfortable.

I think I left skid marks

Barr fart molecules on it. Phew......

Meh, needs more pillows.

Forgot to sign in as My Pillow guy.

Pillows for her home?

A spot to relax after a round of golf.

The perfect pillow...

The couch looks very gay to me. (Sorry, was I not supposed to say that?)

OP, Lindsey posted about this in another thread. Please do a search before starting duplicate threads.

Lovely sofa, so autumn bliss. Like late October in the Appalachian foothills.

Typical furniture from any Capitol Hill office. It's all recycled from previous Senate offices. Just reupholstered. Pattern looks as if he tried to get as close to the South Carolina Palmetto tree as possible. The Persian(?) carpet visible in the picture with Princess Plastic looks nice.

More interesting are the histories the desks in the Senate chamber. For instance, Ted Kennedy had the desk used by his brother when they were Senators. I wonder if Elizabeth Warren now has this desk as senior senator from MA. The senior senator from Mississippi had Jefferson Davis' desk. Do they carry on this tradition in the Woke era?

S. C. send this lying queen packing in 2020.

Some strong menz will be needed to move that couch out if LG loses. The next occupant will not have the same taste in decor. And people like Barr have sat on it. Ewww.

It appears that a pillow biter likes her pillows...

Firm enough for the buttocks not to sink deep. Softness for comfort in multiple positioning.

If you search between the cushions, you’ll find shattered strings of clutch pearls, gentleman caller casting couch numbers, packets of minty chaw and a worn photo of John McCain.

The couch fabric is removable and zips together as a off-the-shoulder evening gown.

Soft as a dove, I've seen so much love,

From the nearby window, I hear the rain, the sound gently washes away any pain;

Butts, faces, knees. and cocks, buried into my softness, why no throw cover I often ask?

but I am resigned to accepting the task.

My soft pillows retain their pride,

despite the roughness from each ride.

The men I have seen increase by the day,

and they do much more than just lay.

The sperm, drool, pee, and rouge,

has never made me a scrooge,

For I know I serve an amazing lady,

so I accept my nickname, known as Katie.

After each gentleman visitor, Manny sprays me with Febreze,

and wipes me down with spectacular ease.

I've heard my owner's secrets, and seen her lust,

yet my seams have never bust.

R57 brilliant!

That couch has seen more facials than even my mother-in-law.

Wouldn't want to be there when someone runs a black light over that thing. Ewwww!!!

The old one from 2010 that Elana Kagan once set on. Couch has no pillows and appears sagging.

That poem was gorgeous

[quote]appears sagging.

Not unlike the Senatrice's moobs.

What my old friend had to do to get that lofty job makes me cringe.