Tasteful Friends

That may be the coolest house I've ever seen.

Couldn't they have picked two presenters who weren't so Calidoucheyfied? And who the fuck puts bottled water in a walk in FREEZER?

That dame sounds like a Kardashian and looks so uncomfortable in that ridiculously tight outfit that she can't even walk properly.

What only 7 bars? Suede, leather covers in the master closet and it has that must have coffee bar. It's all about the 260 degree views. The 6 car elevator is plus. Bring your big ego after all you deserve it.

I agree with R2. Was turned off by the two people who presented the home. They are better suited to sell your recently departed grandma's home where she lived for 70 years. And agree with R3, looks like 10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound bag. (Doesn't she have a full length mirror at home.)

As for the home, quite frankly, I'd never live there. I can't believe I'm writing these words, but it is too big. Just like a guy's cock, big is not always better. Plus, the home is in California. Yuck! Also, too much glass everywhere that needs to be cleaned. I don't want to walk into a house that smells of Windex.

Are you a maid R5? People who can afford a house like that don't concern themselves with cleaning a place like that themselves. Most people dream of living in California, especially those with money. It's great if you are rich.

Realtors in LA are different from NYC. It's still the domain of frumpy house wives and washed up used car salesmen. All the model types are in jobs that can get them around people who can offer them gigs like waiters or retail. Produces and directors have to eat you know.

Thanks R5, R2 and R3 are the same person, and I am he. LOL

She has a Kardashian body and I don’t like it. Sorry- no sale.

Home for the soulless

I don't want to be in that house when the next "big one" hits California.

I don't get it-the ma ster bedroom has a bulletproof glass door but then there is a wall of sliding glass windows looking onto a deck?

I just think - it’s all going to be dated in a few years. And that’s a lot of square footage to “update” every few years. No.

Not worth a penny over $76 million, and that’s assuming you can actually see the ocean which is not at all apparent from the video.

It’s not a walk-in freezer. He’s an idiot. It’s a walk-in refrigerator.

Kinda cool, but not very homey.

No one is going to pay that. The house looks like a bad hotel.

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That guy is a fuckin' idiot.

Nine bedrooms and 15 bathrooms? A theatre and an infinity pool? Sheeee-it. I'd make that a private spa resort B&B and charge high rollers $10,000 per night.

Hated it!!...

For $88M I'd require at least a few acres of flat land. That's not too much to ask and it's available. Views are great but a helicopter view of Los Angeles doesn't really appeal to me. The wood gym equipment was pretty cool.

His and her toilets in the powder room. Oh, dear.

They should not be described as “his and her”. They should be described “party facilities”

Beautiful location, hideous tacky house, although the car elevator is quite a good design. I can think of any number of houses I've seen on here and elsewhere that I could buy for far less and far prefer.

I'd rather spend the money to pick up a house like the one below and drop it in that location, and add anything useful like the car elevator

Not as hideous as I'd expected it to be, if the house was cut down to about 1/5th of it size and most of the ostentatious toys were removed, it'd be a tasteful, livable mansion.

But the espresso machine in the dressing room stays. Every dressing room ought to have one.

[quote]I don't get it-the ma ster bedroom has a bulletproof glass door but then there is a wall of sliding glass windows looking onto a deck?

Yeah, I didn't get that either. Unless there is a secret safe room within.

I think that woman is pregnant and trying to hide it with that terrible outfit.

The view is not of downtown LA its Century City. Lies!

They will be lucky if they get 50 million for that. The location is nice but not the best I have ever seen in the neighborhood. And the house itself is not really architectural interesting, and that's coming from someone who loves really modern architecture. It's very programmatically driven to support amenities and features with little though to its overall design or appearance.

While interesting to see all of the technology and luxury finishes, it's not exactly worthy of Architectural Digest, is it? Both realtors have horrible grammar, and I'm not even a grammar nazi.

[quote]it's not exactly worthy of Architectural Digest

Architectural Digest is a crap magazine for decorator queens and house fraus. I worked in the architectural field for number of years and trust me when I say not a single architect gay or straight would be caught dead with that trash in their house.

It's the equivalent of saying the Kardashians are a good example to aspire to because of their money.