They're famous on Datalounge, but you have no idea who they are--nor do you really care to know

Poo Shoes

Luke Evans. I do not recognize him even though he's supposedly an actor.

Noah Centineo.

The transgender Karen White and Dana Rivers are both becoming peculiar DL obsessions.

James Charles and Logan Paul were not known to DL and only found notoriety after their controversies went mainstream.

OP seems very angry. Have you not experienced any paradigm-shifting moments lately, OP? I had one just this morning when I went out to get my mail. You see, I realized that I was getting my mail for the first time as a truly free human being, unbeholden to the shackles of partnership to my former lover, Nurse Ted. A friend of mine said to me, "The pond is the first step in knowing your TRUE inner postman" and I pondered those words as I worked out to Sheena Easton whilst pedaling away during my one day of cardio... But, then, you can read all about it, and much, much more, in my latest Instagram picture, which shows me shirtless and holding a watermelon, but you can see my mailbox in the background I think #chesthair #deepthoughts #gay #doctor #bearded #sexy #platypus

Colton the Lizard

Miles Heizer [sp?]

Kevin Sessums

Connor Jessup

Hey, what about ME and my myriad lifetime soulmates du jour??

Logan Paul is legitimately famous with the under 20 set.

Ben Barnes.

OPs who've got bupkes for thread topics so create the same negative topics for listless wanking.

Sheena Easton

R6 and R8 are obviously eldergays.

And Noah Centineo is every teen girl obssession right now

The fact that you don't know some people doesn't mean they are not famous, it means you don't know them (and in some cases it means that you don't know a thing about who is popular right now

[quote]you don't know a thing about who is popular right now

Well isn't that a fate worse than death.

Dr Joke

R14 correct. I'm 51.

What's that horrible porn guy from Indiana?

I wonder if Hair Puff isn’t secretly a little bit disappointed that all the DL threads are gone, so he can’t post any further noble screeds about how much he’s suffered from bullying, mean haters etc.

"And Noah Centineo is every teen girl obssession right now"

Your point would be????

Why are we supposed to know who teen girls are obsessed with???

Every fucking body on Sean Cody and every gay pron site. Not only are you expected to know their names and "body of work," if you don't know their real names, their place of birth, DOB, and where they graduated high school/grade school, DL pron queens will look at you as if you have 5 heads.

But seriously though, who are Tommy & Gio? Or that Longman (sp?) reporter?

[quote]And Noah Centineo is every teen girl obssession right now

Why? They really want to eat his shit-encrusted hole he fingered in those jerkoff videos or something?

The teen girls I know are busy (1) asking why they didn't choose a cuter actor for Aladdin and (2) lusting after Timothee Chalamet. In other words, they are not too different from the queens here.

R23: He is hot, if you are a teen girl, that's all that matters. And of course he does those rom coms on Netflix

R23 Gio Benitez and his husband.

r23, then who is Gio Benitez???

Tommy's Instagram posts are vacuous but he got dethroned by Dr. Jake for a very good reason. Dr. Jake seems to believe the bullshit he writes is "helping others" combined with his latest shirtless butt pic and is a perfect example of an extremely shallow person thinking he's Deep. Whereas Tommy is shallow, his posts are very very bland and boring and meaningless, whereas Dr. Jakes' are all about Dr. Jake and how he Grew and Learned and Broke Paradigms from eating a small ice cream sundae instead of his usual macros.

The DataLounge helped increase my own fame!

Have YOU been profiled in the digital pages of THE NEW YORKER???

r29 it wasn't a real profile unless it showed you standing in a messy room holding your cat.

I watch Westworld so I know who Ben Barnes is.

[quote] lusting after Timothee Chalamet.

I don't understand the idea of lusting after someone who doesn't look like they have the ability to grow a man-sized penis.

[quote] I don't understand the idea of lusting after someone who doesn't look like they have the ability to grow a man-sized penis.

I pointed out to them that he looks like a girl (I am a woman-- it is not as weird a conversation as it might seem). They also like some actor from Criminal Minds, which they watch all the damn time.

Lil Bo Peep and all those other "Lil"s running around.

Countless "aesthetics" Instahoes.

He looks like a child.

This is Logan Paul. You're welcome OP

I block these threads as fast as they come up.

The 100 porn star threads. I've recognized one name ever

[quote]The 100 porn star threads. I've recognized one name ever

Brandon?

[quote] This is Logan Paul. You're welcome OP

That tells me nothing about who he is or why he's famous.

R40 Clearly you can see from the picture why he's famous

No, it absolutely does not. Men with sculpted abs and biceps are all over the place here. Some of them are movie stars, some of them are minor Tv actors, some of them are porn performers, some of them are Insta-hoes. There are even men with better bodies than his who are not posted here.

Muriel

Addis Miller

r33 that's why they like him. He's attractive, but non-threatening.

It's also why a lot of young girls like NHL hockey players. They have big asses & thighs, but they don't look intimidatingly roided out and hairy like NFLers, or freakishly tall like ballers. They also have good hair.

Shawn Mendes

R45 seems to be missing a key factor in his analysis.

r47 that's hide nor hair.

Kevin Sessums.

What about notorious scammer and drug addict Kevin Sessums aka DL’s Muriel.

The sexy teacher who either lost his hair or got a new haircut.

The shrink with big teeth who explains to the rest of us what it’s like to be pretty.

Todd of Vaguebook, the semi-employed car salesman who put his "slay" bed for sale on Facebook and constantly complains about never getting the respect he deserves.

BILL TAYLOR.

Richard Madden.

I watch Punisher, so I know who Ben Barnes is.

R30 lmao

Bonnie Franklin

Richard Madden

The Wrigleyville Cum Dump, of course.

R15 the fact that I don't know someone means he doesn't DESERVE to be famous.

^^^and that goes for R14 too!

I still have no idea who Vivian Vance is.

You mean this Logan Paul, R36?

Logan Paul, again.

The man is a 24-year-old, prematurely balding butterface. There are plenty of Instahos with bodies that are just as good or better. They also have great faces.

REALLY?

Who cares what silly teen girls obsess over? It's not like they're known for good taste or solid judgment.

It's their immature mentality that made Canadian trailer park trash Justin Bieber famous. He doesn't even have a fraction of the talent of someone like Bruno Mars. But he was a sexually non-threatening pretty boy/teen lesbian clone, so the girls lapped it up.

Didn't Logan fairly recently manage to tear off one of his balls, doing some stunt?

Did you catch anything from yourself?

I agree about all these except Ben Barnes. I was smitten with him in West World and Dorian Grey

"Brandon" or any of the sean cody models that I'm assuming appeal to lonely bottoms.

[quote] I still have no idea who Vivian Vance is.

We'll be sending someone around to confiscate your complementary toaster oven shortly.

[quote] Who cares what silly teen girls obsess over?

"Silly teen girls" = 50-something DataLoungers

Why are people obsessed with the Richard Maddon and some Flynn guy? They ain't gay. Why do we care about chalamet? Logan Paul however is a God and should be worshipped.

R71 Teen girls have always been silly . I have several nieces and cousins as proof. I’m also 34.

Try again, Generation Z.

The "Well, I never in all my life!" lady.

Gio & Tommy for sure. I don't even know where they live or how old they are. I have no pressing desire to find out either.

Cheryl

[quote] Erna

Cunt!

Sally Struthers.

99% of the "celebs" mentioned in the celebs- who- out- themselves- with- their- IG- activities -thread.

These three.

How quickly we forget ..........

America's Sweetheart, the one whose photo always gets spammed here...her real name escapes me

yuzuru hanyu

Miss. Peanut, the emotional support dog.

Whoever today's basic instaho is.

Soap Opera people.

Where’s the Mariah Carey “I don’t know her” gif when you need it?

The other Brandon

Umpy

R84, Miss Peanut is a Therapy Dog not some common emotional support animal ... as if.

Terry Miller aka Mrs Dan Savage

That actress sitting in a 1980s Toyota.

Funny, I saw Terry Miller at a Trader Joe's and my first thought was it was Aaron Schock. He was dressed like Aaron in the famous picture: plaid shirt, brightly-solid colored pants, white belt... I stared, he thought it was because he's hot, and I quickly picked up my salad mix and walked away. I should have said, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

R45, 99% of teen girls don't care about hockey players, most couldn't even name one

Dylan Geick

Mary. Who is she?

Poor DL own Kevin Sessums , what happened to her?

Kevin Sessums is a small town cunt!

Cunty bigot Kevin Sessums is out of the Rehab facility and has a New Instagram account.

R90, that pug is not Miss Peanut. This yellow lab is Miss Peanut.

Cheryl

The most recent thread about Ben Barnes (Part 10) only has about 250 replies, but already 13k views. That's so crazy to me. That's more than Flynn and Madden got when their photos first came out. So what's going on there?

Fat dog.

dont know what happened there

Is one of these people that "hot preacher" whose wife was murdered or something? I though that was a true crime story at first, but I think I finally figured out it's just fangurling.

Chris Burrous

Watch out Kevin Sessums aka Muriel will delete this thread. 😂