♫ I CAN SEE YOUR SPIRIT IN THE SKY
WHEN NORTHERN LIGHTS ARE DANCING
HE-LÅ E LOI-LA
ČAJET DAN ČUOVGGA ♫
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♫ I CAN SEE YOUR SPIRIT IN THE SKY
WHEN NORTHERN LIGHTS ARE DANCING
HE-LÅ E LOI-LA
ČAJET DAN ČUOVGGA ♫
by Anonymous | reply 602 | May 18, 2019 10:55 PM |
Thank you
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 18, 2019 7:48 PM |
“Tell Them” or whatever the fuck it’s called is a good song and that bitch can SANG.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 18, 2019 7:48 PM |
r3 It's clearly engineered to tug on people's heartstrings AND it's a good song with a badass singer. That's pretty fucking rare.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 18, 2019 7:51 PM |
Assi totally fucked up that bit with the Czech boys.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 18, 2019 7:51 PM |
R3 Don't you find it a bit sleep-inducing?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 18, 2019 7:52 PM |
Swedish song-totally derivative. Sounds like a million other songs. Dude wrote that thing at lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 18, 2019 7:52 PM |
r5 Blessed be those who don't mute those green room bits out of cringe, for they shall inherit the earth. Or something.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 18, 2019 7:53 PM |
Sweden might be on top 3
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 18, 2019 7:53 PM |
The Swedish guy should stop working out because his muscles are making his head look really small and disproportionate. He's starting to look like one of those shrunken head zika babies.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 18, 2019 7:53 PM |
No, R5, I think it’s compelling. Didn’t like the self-conscious projections. And the singer is fabulous. Best vocals by far.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 18, 2019 7:53 PM |
r6 Oh yeah, it's totally boring and I'll never listen to it again after this.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 18, 2019 7:53 PM |
If he ends up in the top 3 with the juries we'll all know that thing is fixed, because apparently he didn't sound his best at the jury show last night.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 18, 2019 7:54 PM |
This is pretty meh, and they are going to flop on televote
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 18, 2019 7:55 PM |
Swedish dude was second last year at the national competition. I don't hate this song.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 18, 2019 7:55 PM |
Oh God, Zombicouple.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 18, 2019 7:56 PM |
I like Slovenia, weird but beautiful, I like her voice
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 18, 2019 7:56 PM |
LOL at R16 thats pretty fitting!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 18, 2019 7:57 PM |
The truth is i like their song
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 18, 2019 7:57 PM |
Repetitive hipster trash that I need to have on mute. Hearing shit in my own language on Eurovision is like nails on a chalkboard for me.
One hour later and we're ten songs in.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 18, 2019 7:57 PM |
Love the guy.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 18, 2019 7:59 PM |
the definition of anti Eurovision song!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 18, 2019 7:59 PM |
R20 Are you also triggered by the sound of Serbo-Croatian?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 18, 2019 7:59 PM |
r6 You said sleepy?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 18, 2019 7:59 PM |
Slovenian boy looks like Robbie off EastEnders if he had been cute.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 18, 2019 7:59 PM |
R22 Is that a good or a bad thing?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 18, 2019 7:59 PM |
Cyprus next, omg!
r23 No, that's fine because they're so different.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 18, 2019 8:00 PM |
This is a bedtime song....
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 18, 2019 8:00 PM |
Tamta is not my cup of tea
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 18, 2019 8:00 PM |
The song is catchy, but her vocals are far from good
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 18, 2019 8:00 PM |
I'm glad they got rid of Tamta's wet hair look. She just looked greasy in the semi final.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 18, 2019 8:01 PM |
KYLIE!!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 18, 2019 8:01 PM |
I thought Madonna would be later on.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 18, 2019 8:01 PM |
r29 I love the sheer THIRST of her.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 18, 2019 8:01 PM |
[quote] The song is catchy, but her vocals are far from good
This is still the best she's sounded in the last two weeks (though that's not saying much).
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 18, 2019 8:02 PM |
Those roots are tragic-or are they trendy?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 18, 2019 8:02 PM |
r36 Definitely on trend.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 18, 2019 8:03 PM |
Toothy bisexual next! Possible winner?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 18, 2019 8:03 PM |
R32 Now that you mentioned Kylie, her baby sis tweeted this in support of Kate Miller Heidke:
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 18, 2019 8:04 PM |
The Netherlands! Will it win after over 40 years?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 18, 2019 8:04 PM |
Netherlands now. Its a good song and it will probably win - but isn't it a bit boring??
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 18, 2019 8:04 PM |
Eww, creepy Duncan.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 18, 2019 8:05 PM |
I love these stage changing videos. But they didn't have anything complicated to do in this one - all they had to do was to hang up Duncan's IKEA lamp.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 18, 2019 8:05 PM |
Mahmood will win easy
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 18, 2019 8:05 PM |
He wobbled on that one note but the public won't notice it.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 18, 2019 8:05 PM |
AT last someone who sings in tune. For me the best song by far
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 18, 2019 8:05 PM |
I think I've finally solved that "Is Duncan cute or not" dilemma: the answer would be a big NO! He's not ugly or anything but he looks super creepy each time he stares into the camera. One of the biggest complaints about his rehearsals was that he doesn't connect with the camera enough but I think that performance would actually work better without those unsettling stares of his. Not big fan of his buck teeth either.
But I wouldn't mind if we head to Holland next year. I think cloggies would put together a great show, with their quirky sense of humour and gay-friendliness. And Arcade would definitely be a much more deserving winner than that abomination last year was.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 18, 2019 8:06 PM |
Not bad, but not a winner.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 18, 2019 8:07 PM |
I think that the Eurovision Song Contest may be heading to Sydney, Australia next year.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 18, 2019 8:08 PM |
His voice was cracking in parts. He needs vocal rest, stat.
r51 No, that would be against the rules even if she won.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 18, 2019 8:08 PM |
Greece has the most beautiful staging this year. It's like watching a Vogue fashion spread in motion.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 18, 2019 8:08 PM |
R50 In that case the winner is still to come because he was miles better than any of the ones who came before
R51 Australia's song is crap. And she even said that London will host if she wins which means UK is going to give her a big fat zero
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 18, 2019 8:09 PM |
This one, Greece, is my boyfriends favorite. We will vote Greece and Azerbaijan here.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 18, 2019 8:09 PM |
R51 No it would be hosted in EBU country
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 18, 2019 8:09 PM |
Does the Greek singer have a cold or is it just her voice?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 18, 2019 8:09 PM |
i'm liking greece
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 18, 2019 8:10 PM |
Greece's vocals are an acquired taste. She just sounds pitchy to me all the time even though I understand it's just a singing style.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 18, 2019 8:10 PM |
R52 We'd better get ready to welcome Eurovision to London then, on Australia's behalf.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 18, 2019 8:10 PM |
Rumor is it will be in Berlin if Australia wins.
The Netherlands’ song was boring. Not a winner in my book. I’d even rate North Macedonia’s over it.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 18, 2019 8:11 PM |
*cancels holiday to Mykonos*
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 18, 2019 8:11 PM |
R61 Now that is interesting!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 18, 2019 8:11 PM |
If Australia won the Eurovision would probably be held in Paris, just to annoy the Brits.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 18, 2019 8:11 PM |
Shalom Israel!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 18, 2019 8:12 PM |
Oh gods, the suicide song next.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 18, 2019 8:12 PM |
the israeli is a hunk
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 18, 2019 8:13 PM |
R64 Earls Court to the Gare de Nord is only 3 hours, so Paris wouldn't worry the Aussies!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 18, 2019 8:13 PM |
I want Kobi's babies all over my face!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 18, 2019 8:13 PM |
Australia is not going to win. I doubt it'll be that high on juries and the televote will not be in their favour
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 18, 2019 8:14 PM |
They styled him perfectly for his body shape today, FINALLY.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 18, 2019 8:14 PM |
My ears!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 18, 2019 8:15 PM |
This song is so dour, you guys.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 18, 2019 8:15 PM |
I hope the EBU changes those rules about having a maximum of six people on stage soon and raises it to at least seven. It just looks ugly and very asymmetrical when the singer is joined by all five backvocalists (like Kobi was just now) and he has three standing on one and the other two on the other side. It would look much better and pleasing to the eye with having three people on each side.
I know, I sound like an aspie right now.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 18, 2019 8:16 PM |
you're terrible, Israel. take your meds.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 18, 2019 8:16 PM |
Ok you can leave the stage now
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 18, 2019 8:16 PM |
The fabulous trio! Oh, how I adore them.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 18, 2019 8:16 PM |
He had better cried because he knows he went totally flat on his big note at the end.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 18, 2019 8:17 PM |
Norge! Next hunk on stage
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 18, 2019 8:17 PM |
Norway's entry has nipped out to do Eurovision on National Service Weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 18, 2019 8:17 PM |
r74 Yeah, I'm seeing people elsewhere not liking the choir.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 18, 2019 8:18 PM |
He's going to be bald by 30.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 18, 2019 8:18 PM |
r82 They usually do. Jews have notoriously bad hair genes.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 18, 2019 8:19 PM |
Correction. They're all going to be bald by 30, even her.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 18, 2019 8:19 PM |
Last year it was decided that if Australia win, the show would be in Berlin. This year I don't know if the arrangement is kept.
Horrible song from Norway.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 18, 2019 8:19 PM |
If there is God we'll be heading to Oslo next year! That was AMAZING! And I loved how the entire arena sang along with them.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 18, 2019 8:20 PM |
at least Norway is a banger
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 18, 2019 8:20 PM |
The Norwegian entrant was the ethnic minority entry
Next up, the Brexit entry.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 18, 2019 8:20 PM |
[quote]Horrible song from Norway.
r85 Watch it win,
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 18, 2019 8:20 PM |
I LOVED Norway. Their joy was infectious.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 18, 2019 8:21 PM |
UK one of big five usually on bottom five
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 18, 2019 8:21 PM |
They like their food in Hartlepool don't they?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 18, 2019 8:21 PM |
Potato face from the UK-nul pointd.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 18, 2019 8:21 PM |
Adel-o!!!
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 18, 2019 8:21 PM |
Is the Norgie with us already or is he still throwing up in the bathroom?
I'd love to know what he thought of their performance.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 18, 2019 8:21 PM |
He’s pitchy already.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 18, 2019 8:22 PM |
UK usually on the bottom. Period.
We love that Europe hates us.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 18, 2019 8:22 PM |
nothing and none is bigger than you, UK guy
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 18, 2019 8:22 PM |
Nope.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 18, 2019 8:22 PM |
I wonder if Madge realizes how ancient she's going to look tonight, with most Eurovision contestants this year being so young. She's going to look like an old harpy that's come to feast on the blood of all those kids.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 18, 2019 8:22 PM |
Say what you want but he looks great today, even with those awful pants
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 18, 2019 8:22 PM |
R98 Haha!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 18, 2019 8:23 PM |
for R587 (i think) from previous thread...here is Valentina's airbnb house
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 18, 2019 8:23 PM |
Primark Rick Astley
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 18, 2019 8:23 PM |
He’s singing very badly.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 18, 2019 8:23 PM |
Too fat.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 18, 2019 8:23 PM |
r97 Stop sending shit songs then! Although SuRie was amazing.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 18, 2019 8:23 PM |
I have a soft spot for the knock-kneed Brit but that was such a boring performance. Whoever said it looked like something out of a 2007 episode of The X-Factor was totally right.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 18, 2019 8:23 PM |
And he looks like shit.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 18, 2019 8:23 PM |
I didn't want to see his ring if fire there.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 18, 2019 8:23 PM |
Bigger Than Me. He's singing about a house.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 18, 2019 8:24 PM |
Song was written by the Swedish guy.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 18, 2019 8:24 PM |
Love you, R103. I think I just found my summer vacation destination. Hope it's not totally booked yet.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 18, 2019 8:24 PM |
R107 Shit songs are our gift to Europe!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 18, 2019 8:24 PM |
He should have laid off the Greggs Cornish pastys.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 18, 2019 8:24 PM |
R105 and even with that it was one of the best vocal perfornances.
Frankly, apart of Duncan who was great not even Sergey brought his A game today
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 18, 2019 8:25 PM |
Will Russia interfere with the voting this year?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 18, 2019 8:25 PM |
I disagree, R116, there have been several better vocals already.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 18, 2019 8:26 PM |
Hard sex club coming up
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 18, 2019 8:27 PM |
I wonder how many orgies there will be in Tel Aviv tonight?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 18, 2019 8:27 PM |
the crazy san marino guy is a dentist! LOL
by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 18, 2019 8:27 PM |
Yeah, Duncan was pretty shaky tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | May 18, 2019 8:27 PM |
Time to pee.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | May 18, 2019 8:27 PM |
Holy crap, I'm reading reviews of Valentina's house right now and you actually get to meet her majesty if you stay there:
[quote] Valentina is a very dear host. The conversations are very interesting and fun. the space is beautiful and different! I recommend :)
I'm totally booking this tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | May 18, 2019 8:28 PM |
Grindr is going to to crash tonight in Tel Aviv.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | May 18, 2019 8:28 PM |
i admit the san marino daddy is quite hot. and he's turkish. mhhhh
by Anonymous | reply 126 | May 18, 2019 8:28 PM |
Iceland....I’m ready!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | May 18, 2019 8:28 PM |
Looking for Runar and Dr J@ke dancing away in the audience to this one
by Anonymous | reply 128 | May 18, 2019 8:29 PM |
R118: Like who
by Anonymous | reply 129 | May 18, 2019 8:29 PM |
R120 ESC party is longer than one night, so are orgies, there must be hundreds. But hopefully they have fun and lots of sex!
by Anonymous | reply 130 | May 18, 2019 8:29 PM |
Did anyone advertise their song this year on Grindr like Israel did last year?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | May 18, 2019 8:30 PM |
Voting for Iceland, idgf
by Anonymous | reply 132 | May 18, 2019 8:30 PM |
I really like this Iceland tune, reminds me vaguely of early depeche mode and marlin Manson. its just the chorus that doesn't really work well but I love the vibe and performance.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | May 18, 2019 8:30 PM |
Well the Icelandic crew can go straight on to an orgy with having to change tonight
by Anonymous | reply 134 | May 18, 2019 8:30 PM |
*without
by Anonymous | reply 135 | May 18, 2019 8:31 PM |
R134 Aren't those guys (the singers) both straight?
by Anonymous | reply 136 | May 18, 2019 8:31 PM |
r136 They are, and both with kids already, I think.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | May 18, 2019 8:32 PM |
Blond twink San Marino dancer is booked for several-some in which he gets plowed by Victor Crone while the Tel Aviv velvet mafia circle jerks.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | May 18, 2019 8:32 PM |
Estonia song writer and performer is actually Swedish.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | May 18, 2019 8:33 PM |
The handsome Estonian singer has dimples for days.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | May 18, 2019 8:33 PM |
I liked the San Marinoese blond dancer.
*Books holiday to the oldest Republic in the world*
by Anonymous | reply 141 | May 18, 2019 8:33 PM |
Michael Lucas making a two-month supply of videos for his OnlyFans account just on this one night.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | May 18, 2019 8:33 PM |
R140 He is British adopted to Sweden.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | May 18, 2019 8:34 PM |
I think the San Marino dancer is actually German. His name is Johan Seil.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | May 18, 2019 8:34 PM |
"A storm like THIS, can break a man like THIS."
Songwriter of this song is the laziest rhymist in history.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | May 18, 2019 8:34 PM |
What does black handkerchief in right pocket mean?
Is that fister or fister?
by Anonymous | reply 146 | May 18, 2019 8:34 PM |
Iceland song is very similar to a Devo song from recent times...lawsuit pending?
by Anonymous | reply 147 | May 18, 2019 8:35 PM |
I am Victor’s birth father and will claim him as my own soon.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | May 18, 2019 8:35 PM |
r143 Wait, so he has the exact same origin story as Lundvik, the Swedish singer?
by Anonymous | reply 149 | May 18, 2019 8:35 PM |
R148 Are you the one he inherited his wonky eye from?
by Anonymous | reply 150 | May 18, 2019 8:36 PM |
Will Brexit mean those two have to go back to the UK?
by Anonymous | reply 151 | May 18, 2019 8:36 PM |
R149 Maybe I confused those two. But Estonian guy is Swedish
by Anonymous | reply 152 | May 18, 2019 8:36 PM |
R146: S&M submissive
by Anonymous | reply 153 | May 18, 2019 8:36 PM |
R150, no, but he did inherit my eminently lickable feets.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | May 18, 2019 8:37 PM |
Can I have the Belarus dancers washed and scrubbed and brought to my room please?
by Anonymous | reply 155 | May 18, 2019 8:37 PM |
Can the person who found Valentina's house on Airbnb also track down the Belarus' dancers insta accounts for me? Thanks in advance.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | May 18, 2019 8:37 PM |
r152 Yeah, they're both Swedish but Crone is ethnically a Swede and Lundvik was adopted.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | May 18, 2019 8:38 PM |
Those Brelarus dancers may get free night and take a part on several orgies
by Anonymous | reply 158 | May 18, 2019 8:38 PM |
R156 Back off bitch.
I saw them first! x
by Anonymous | reply 159 | May 18, 2019 8:39 PM |
Insta handles of everyone taking part should appear on screen.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | May 18, 2019 8:39 PM |
Dancing shoes on for the land of fire!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | May 18, 2019 8:40 PM |
During one of the rehearsals a funny thing happened with those lasers of Chingiz - they accidentally started to scan his crotch, not his heart area. It's frustrating the rehearsal footage is never leaked because it must be so entertaining to watch.
Another rehearsal mishap I'd love to see is Eleni's from last year. During the first rehearsal those CGI wings of fire were misplaced and it looked like they came out of her butt. The entire press center burst out laughing.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | May 18, 2019 8:40 PM |
Truer words never typed, R160.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | May 18, 2019 8:40 PM |
Azerbaijan is not my favorite but the guy is hot and he knows it
by Anonymous | reply 164 | May 18, 2019 8:40 PM |
Azerbaijan is a fucker to spell!
by Anonymous | reply 165 | May 18, 2019 8:41 PM |
The UK guy just looks so desperately unattractive with all these young hotties before and after.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | May 18, 2019 8:41 PM |
Azerbaijan guy must throw one mean fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | May 18, 2019 8:42 PM |
They only do well because of all those tiny countries no one has heard of vote for them.
Except Armenia of course.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | May 18, 2019 8:42 PM |
This will be top 5 for sure
by Anonymous | reply 169 | May 18, 2019 8:42 PM |
Azerbrijan's good, some old school vibes
by Anonymous | reply 170 | May 18, 2019 8:42 PM |
Jon Lundvik is Swedish and represents Sweden. He also wrote the song "Bigger Than Us" for the contest that represents the UK in the Eurovision festival.
Victor Fritz-Crone, also known as Vic Heart, is a Swedish singer and guitarist. He will represent Estonia in the Eurovision Song Contest 2019 in Tel Aviv with the song "Storm".
One of my favorites now, Azerbaijan - song also written by a Swede.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | May 18, 2019 8:42 PM |
I love that mugham part of Azeri song but it doesn't really fit a cheap dance song like this a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | May 18, 2019 8:43 PM |
La France!
Only in it to remind Europe that English isn't the only language.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | May 18, 2019 8:43 PM |
Is she wearing a niqab?
by Anonymous | reply 174 | May 18, 2019 8:44 PM |
r171 So many Swedes with their fingers in this Eurovision pie.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | May 18, 2019 8:44 PM |
Not a big fan of France. Even if I manage to forget about that manipulative staging or his average vocals the fact that his song is really dull remains. It's hard to believe it was written by Madame Monsieur because MM's song last year was a pure masterpiece and light years ahead of this one. Looks like they lost their touch somewhere in between.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | May 18, 2019 8:44 PM |
France? Non.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | May 18, 2019 8:45 PM |
Quelle surprise!
Singing en francais!
by Anonymous | reply 178 | May 18, 2019 8:45 PM |
I don't know what's worse, the song or his wig
by Anonymous | reply 179 | May 18, 2019 8:45 PM |
The dancer is a big girl!
Too many frites for her!
by Anonymous | reply 180 | May 18, 2019 8:45 PM |
Oh God, Crissy Metz is probably in floods of tears now.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | May 18, 2019 8:45 PM |
Parents naming their son "Çingiz ". Silly wanna be mongols.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | May 18, 2019 8:45 PM |
fucking showflakes! FUCK YOU SJW!!!
by Anonymous | reply 183 | May 18, 2019 8:46 PM |
I'm catching up now. The Czech boys were fun.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | May 18, 2019 8:46 PM |
r178 I think 60% of the lyrics have to be in French, per their internal rules.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | May 18, 2019 8:46 PM |
That Asian bitch is playing an assassin in Bond 25, right?
by Anonymous | reply 186 | May 18, 2019 8:46 PM |
Is it Trans?
by Anonymous | reply 187 | May 18, 2019 8:46 PM |
I don't get that "They told me I couldn't dance because I'm deaf" part. Why would deafness have anything to do with person's dancing abilities?
by Anonymous | reply 188 | May 18, 2019 8:46 PM |
Those brows!
by Anonymous | reply 189 | May 18, 2019 8:47 PM |
Hated the French song.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | May 18, 2019 8:47 PM |
r187 No, just a gay guy in a wig.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | May 18, 2019 8:47 PM |
R184 I'm having the Czech boys and the Belarus dancers brought to my room later.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | May 18, 2019 8:48 PM |
MAHMOOD!
by Anonymous | reply 193 | May 18, 2019 8:48 PM |
Seeing that burning money behind Mahmood is triggering me, because it reminds of that money I lost betting on Jurij fucking Veklenko.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | May 18, 2019 8:48 PM |
I know, R194, I saw that Anne Ditchburn film in the 1970s.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | May 18, 2019 8:49 PM |
What is it with the pics of refugees and meaningless slogans this year?
by Anonymous | reply 197 | May 18, 2019 8:49 PM |
What is he wearing?
by Anonymous | reply 198 | May 18, 2019 8:49 PM |
Anne Ditchburn film was Slow Dancing in the Big City, where she played a deaf dancer.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | May 18, 2019 8:50 PM |
R197 That's supposed to be baby Mahmood in the background (it's taken from his music video).
by Anonymous | reply 200 | May 18, 2019 8:50 PM |
He’s a magnetic performer.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | May 18, 2019 8:51 PM |
Are we heading to Roma next year?
by Anonymous | reply 202 | May 18, 2019 8:51 PM |
his voice was not in top form
by Anonymous | reply 203 | May 18, 2019 8:51 PM |
I don’t think Italy’s is the winner.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | May 18, 2019 8:52 PM |
Mahmood delivered when it mattered the most - that was a great performance! There really is something about him that makes it impossible to take your eyes off him. Still not a fan of his dancers but they didn't look that bad.
If anything other than Italy, Iceland or Norway wins tonight I'll be super disappointed. Sorry Duncan, you're overrated!
by Anonymous | reply 205 | May 18, 2019 8:53 PM |
Is that the Japanese suicide forest behind the Serbian performer?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | May 18, 2019 8:53 PM |
Italy's is the best song on a technical level but it's just not a stage song at the end of the day.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | May 18, 2019 8:54 PM |
Mahmood has beautiful face lovely eyes and smile
by Anonymous | reply 208 | May 18, 2019 8:54 PM |
I think Norway deserves it so far-a true showstopper.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | May 18, 2019 8:54 PM |
I was really hoping Nevena's smoke machine would cause mayhem today as well. At least that would make that boring performance fun to watch.
Just like Duncan was boring to watch right after Norway in the semi-finals, Nevena felt dull as a dishwater right after La Mahmood.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | May 18, 2019 8:55 PM |
R209 is the Norwegian troll
by Anonymous | reply 211 | May 18, 2019 8:55 PM |
I was feeling a distinct lack of power ballads.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | May 18, 2019 8:55 PM |
Allez Suisse!
by Anonymous | reply 213 | May 18, 2019 8:55 PM |
Zurich, Geneve or Bern next year?
by Anonymous | reply 214 | May 18, 2019 8:56 PM |
Will always be grateful to R39 several threads ago for introducing me to SVT app-the transmission is perfect mirrored on my Apple TV here in NYC. The commentators are total Chatty Kathys, though.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | May 18, 2019 8:56 PM |
Hänni! Enters and gays are sceaming
by Anonymous | reply 216 | May 18, 2019 8:56 PM |
Schweitzer!
by Anonymous | reply 217 | May 18, 2019 8:57 PM |
Swiss boy is Shawn Mendes to UK boy’s Sam Smith
by Anonymous | reply 218 | May 18, 2019 8:58 PM |
Switzerland sucks. Italy or Iceland to win!!!
by Anonymous | reply 219 | May 18, 2019 8:58 PM |
Well, he got me.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | May 18, 2019 8:58 PM |
He is selling it to the audience
by Anonymous | reply 221 | May 18, 2019 8:58 PM |
*books Easyjet flight to Zurich next may £575 rtn*
by Anonymous | reply 222 | May 18, 2019 8:58 PM |
R211 Since when do we have a Norwegian troll? I know we have a Liv Ullmann and a "Song of Norway" troll but I never heard of that one before.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | May 18, 2019 8:59 PM |
G'day!
by Anonymous | reply 224 | May 18, 2019 8:59 PM |
I think Australia won't do as well as some people predict (at least not on the televote). I think in the semi-finals people were too busy admiring that crazy performance to pay any attention to the song but now that the "wow" effect has worn off most people will realize the song isn't all that. I actually don't mind the composition that much but it does totally fall apart in the last minute (after she hits that high note) and it turns into (as someone above already mentioned) into a series of random noises and he-he-he sounds.
Spain will probably also flop majestically. Spain often has these super fun songs that have everyone tapping their feet and shaking their butts to but in the end no one actually bothers to vote for them. The same thing happened to poor Suzi from Portugal a few years ago - "Quero Ser Tua" became like an unofficial anthem of the 2014 Eurovision and the entire Kobenhavn was whistling that tune but in the end she didn't even make the finals.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | May 18, 2019 9:00 PM |
He’s a good performer.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | May 18, 2019 9:00 PM |
R215 Im also watching Swedish tv live and my boyfriend is Swedish so he translates some of the chit chat. The stage design and choreography of this Switzerland performance was made by a swede. they talk a lot about this sort of things apparently.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | May 18, 2019 9:00 PM |
New York has lost Lady Liberty for a bit
by Anonymous | reply 228 | May 18, 2019 9:00 PM |
r215 You're welcome. I was reading just today about its app and the ability to cast the stream to your TV but didn't know if you were still around.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | May 18, 2019 9:00 PM |
I am only the Marion Cotillard Troll. No country’s troll. I just happen to love Norway’s performance.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | May 18, 2019 9:01 PM |
Australia be cray cray
by Anonymous | reply 231 | May 18, 2019 9:01 PM |
Spectacular presentation though, regardless of song.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | May 18, 2019 9:02 PM |
Very Baz Luhrman.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | May 18, 2019 9:02 PM |
I want to know who created the staging for Australia?
by Anonymous | reply 234 | May 18, 2019 9:02 PM |
Learned just today that Kate also has a male backing vocalist. Seems so obvious now.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | May 18, 2019 9:02 PM |
R232 Agree
by Anonymous | reply 236 | May 18, 2019 9:03 PM |
I think the Australian male backing vocalist was a bit too loud today.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | May 18, 2019 9:03 PM |
R234 They were from Poland
by Anonymous | reply 238 | May 18, 2019 9:03 PM |
That male back-up singer was too overpowering.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | May 18, 2019 9:03 PM |
[quote][R211] Since when do we have a Norwegian troll? I know we have a Liv Ullmann and a "Song of Norway" troll but I never heard of that one before.
He's famous on the International Weather Threads.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | May 18, 2019 9:03 PM |
I admit I love Spain’s song
by Anonymous | reply 241 | May 18, 2019 9:04 PM |
^ and the singer
by Anonymous | reply 242 | May 18, 2019 9:04 PM |
This has been staged courtesy of the old Celebrity Squares set.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | May 18, 2019 9:04 PM |
r241 It's a proper fucking banger!
by Anonymous | reply 244 | May 18, 2019 9:05 PM |
Rusty Lee will pop out of the middle square in a minute.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | May 18, 2019 9:05 PM |
It’s very Bye Bye Birdie.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | May 18, 2019 9:05 PM |
Well, last year's Dress was hard to match but Australia delivered.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | May 18, 2019 9:05 PM |
More info on the crazy Spanish puppet – his name is Paco and according to the guy who created the staging he's supposed to symbolize "the pressure to conform to society's standards".
by Anonymous | reply 248 | May 18, 2019 9:05 PM |
Who the fuck is Rusty Lee? Or did you mean Ruta Lee?
by Anonymous | reply 249 | May 18, 2019 9:06 PM |
Guess which song will be played to death at Circuit Festival in Barcelona this year!
by Anonymous | reply 250 | May 18, 2019 9:06 PM |
Spaniards as always looking like the most virile of all the contestants.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | May 18, 2019 9:07 PM |
This lead singer is cute and so much energy!
by Anonymous | reply 252 | May 18, 2019 9:07 PM |
Swiss kid is way more fuckable.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | May 18, 2019 9:07 PM |
The old cunt next?
by Anonymous | reply 255 | May 18, 2019 9:08 PM |
Madge on next.
Time to put the kettle on whilst she's on.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | May 18, 2019 9:08 PM |
NOOOOOOOO, it's over!!! Early post-Eurovision depression signs are already kicking in with me.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | May 18, 2019 9:08 PM |
Rusty Lee is British, Celebrity Squares was UK version of the original Hollywood Squares.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | May 18, 2019 9:09 PM |
R256 I read somwhere she will lip sync I mean sing, three songs. I hope she will do just one
by Anonymous | reply 259 | May 18, 2019 9:10 PM |
Thank you 258
by Anonymous | reply 260 | May 18, 2019 9:10 PM |
r257 I can't believe it's basically over as well!
by Anonymous | reply 261 | May 18, 2019 9:10 PM |
R259 yes I click the link in Hebrew and listened to the audio
by Anonymous | reply 262 | May 18, 2019 9:11 PM |
Better switch the HD option on your TVs off before Madge hits the stage!
by Anonymous | reply 263 | May 18, 2019 9:11 PM |
I want Norway to win this-and I am NOT the Norway troll.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | May 18, 2019 9:12 PM |
Damn, KeiiNO even have the best recap clip.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | May 18, 2019 9:12 PM |
R264 Are you the Lillyhammer troll instead?
by Anonymous | reply 266 | May 18, 2019 9:13 PM |
I loved Australia-I just don’t think the entry should be in competition with the rest.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | May 18, 2019 9:14 PM |
i always forget why Australia is allowed to compete.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | May 18, 2019 9:15 PM |
R267 Should they be in the AsiaPacVision Contest?
by Anonymous | reply 269 | May 18, 2019 9:16 PM |
Because Aussies just love Eurovision so much. Which is a very bad reason to have allowed them to participate.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | May 18, 2019 9:16 PM |
Want to see something cringey? Here's video of the Croatian delegation driving back to their hotel on a bus after failing to qualify on Thursday night, trying just a little too hard to look happy.
Of course Jacques Houdek takes up two seats.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | May 18, 2019 9:17 PM |
Conchita!
by Anonymous | reply 272 | May 18, 2019 9:17 PM |
Why is Mans pronounced “Moss”? Swedish is weird.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | May 18, 2019 9:18 PM |
Isn't Conchita suffering from HIV? It's sad to still hear about things like this in 2019.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | May 18, 2019 9:18 PM |
r273 Because it's Måns, not Mans.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | May 18, 2019 9:18 PM |
where's the fuck is madonna?
by Anonymous | reply 276 | May 18, 2019 9:19 PM |
r271 Link doesn't work and I want to see it!
by Anonymous | reply 277 | May 18, 2019 9:19 PM |
what the fuck is going on now?
by Anonymous | reply 278 | May 18, 2019 9:19 PM |
Måns is just so hot!
by Anonymous | reply 279 | May 18, 2019 9:19 PM |
My top 3: Switzerland, Australia and North Macedonia.
What’s with the A Chorus Line-type piano vamping with this segment?
by Anonymous | reply 280 | May 18, 2019 9:20 PM |
r278 They're covering each other's songs.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | May 18, 2019 9:20 PM |
They're making sure that she stays in the deep freeze as long as possible.
She'll melt if brought out too early!
by Anonymous | reply 282 | May 18, 2019 9:20 PM |
R273 because its written with a Swedish letter å that is pronounced like an o: Måns
by Anonymous | reply 283 | May 18, 2019 9:20 PM |
She'll be on when we get to Lys Assi
by Anonymous | reply 284 | May 18, 2019 9:21 PM |
I want that Swedish jizz shooting down my throat so badly.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | May 18, 2019 9:21 PM |
r276 Are you complaining?
by Anonymous | reply 286 | May 18, 2019 9:21 PM |
Aye aye aye aye
by Anonymous | reply 287 | May 18, 2019 9:21 PM |
Can I order 2 of the blonde dancer please?
by Anonymous | reply 288 | May 18, 2019 9:22 PM |
All those young people having fun and relaxed. Not easy place for old cunt like Madonna who takes herself very seriously
by Anonymous | reply 289 | May 18, 2019 9:22 PM |
R277 It's on Jacques Houdek's FB page.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | May 18, 2019 9:23 PM |
It's been a freak show the last 15 minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | May 18, 2019 9:23 PM |
Madonna is disguised as Verka
by Anonymous | reply 292 | May 18, 2019 9:24 PM |
This segment is NOT working. It must have looked better on paper.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | May 18, 2019 9:24 PM |
This is like 1985 on acid.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | May 18, 2019 9:24 PM |
total LOCURA
by Anonymous | reply 295 | May 18, 2019 9:24 PM |
I realized the other day on the orange carpet that Verka Serduchka still doesn't speak a word of English.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | May 18, 2019 9:25 PM |
I think is fun! Verka is ESC
by Anonymous | reply 297 | May 18, 2019 9:25 PM |
R294 LOLOL!!!
by Anonymous | reply 298 | May 18, 2019 9:25 PM |
Best interval entertainment since Riverdance.
Shame to spoil it with Madge.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | May 18, 2019 9:25 PM |
I remember this 1979 Israeli win. It was a hit in England.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | May 18, 2019 9:26 PM |
Now this IS music! Oh the memories from childhood!
by Anonymous | reply 301 | May 18, 2019 9:26 PM |
is that Marlo Thomas??
by Anonymous | reply 302 | May 18, 2019 9:26 PM |
Hallelujah!
Catchy, NON?
by Anonymous | reply 303 | May 18, 2019 9:26 PM |
There's something about Mans' nose that has always bothered me. It's shaped almost like a beak.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | May 18, 2019 9:26 PM |
Brilliant!
by Anonymous | reply 305 | May 18, 2019 9:27 PM |
Further proof that sometimes the UK’s musical taste for kitsch is way out there.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | May 18, 2019 9:27 PM |
That was pretty decent, actually.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | May 18, 2019 9:27 PM |
Doesn't Madge usually leave her audience waiting for hours at her concerts? Maybe she'll pull the same thing tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | May 18, 2019 9:28 PM |
Fingers crossed Madge is cancelled!
by Anonymous | reply 309 | May 18, 2019 9:28 PM |
That was a lovely segment...enjoyed it!
by Anonymous | reply 310 | May 18, 2019 9:29 PM |
It was the first time Israel won....or even came close to winning.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | May 18, 2019 9:29 PM |
yes, this segment had some ups and downs but overall good and the last bit was just great. also transported me to childhood memories
by Anonymous | reply 312 | May 18, 2019 9:29 PM |
I hope Madge falls down on her ass like she did at the BRIT awards. She has new implants in there so it should be a soft landing for her.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | May 18, 2019 9:30 PM |
My Top 3 (amended) are:
Norway
Switzerland
Northern Macedonia
by Anonymous | reply 314 | May 18, 2019 9:30 PM |
Who's WW-ing every post. Gurl, you is crazy!
by Anonymous | reply 315 | May 18, 2019 9:31 PM |
France sticks out so much, omg. I feel so bad for him already.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | May 18, 2019 9:32 PM |
Loving the RuPaul reference!
by Anonymous | reply 317 | May 18, 2019 9:32 PM |
I guess those two are TV celebs in Israel.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | May 18, 2019 9:32 PM |
My top is:
1. Italy
1. Norway
3. Malta
4. Greece
5. Spain
But I have a bad feeling that buck-toothed cloggie is going to win.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | May 18, 2019 9:33 PM |
Uh oh, sounds like the wicked witch is on her way
by Anonymous | reply 320 | May 18, 2019 9:33 PM |
r317 I missed it, what was it?!
by Anonymous | reply 321 | May 18, 2019 9:33 PM |
What the fuck is the point of Madonna turning up. How is it relevant?
by Anonymous | reply 322 | May 18, 2019 9:33 PM |
She's plugging her album!
by Anonymous | reply 323 | May 18, 2019 9:34 PM |
What is she wearing??
by Anonymous | reply 324 | May 18, 2019 9:34 PM |
every time i see Bar Refaeli i cant' help remebering her tragic Fappening pics
by Anonymous | reply 325 | May 18, 2019 9:34 PM |
In Spain the sms vote is expenssive, i want Duncan to win but he must do it without my vote
by Anonymous | reply 326 | May 18, 2019 9:34 PM |
Is Madge still practicing Kabalah?
by Anonymous | reply 327 | May 18, 2019 9:34 PM |
It's the Pirates of the Caribbean meets Granny look
by Anonymous | reply 328 | May 18, 2019 9:35 PM |
r327 No, gurl, that was three or four albums ago.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | May 18, 2019 9:35 PM |
NOT TOO CLOSE, CAMERA MAN!
by Anonymous | reply 330 | May 18, 2019 9:35 PM |
cant this bitch crack a smile??
by Anonymous | reply 331 | May 18, 2019 9:35 PM |
Tamta in the back looking at her future self.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | May 18, 2019 9:35 PM |
Jack Black meets Heidi
by Anonymous | reply 333 | May 18, 2019 9:35 PM |
At least her new album was mentioned
by Anonymous | reply 334 | May 18, 2019 9:35 PM |
LOL at Madge's speech about having a dream. So patronizing. Bitch, most of these people you're addressing are already huge stars in their countries.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | May 18, 2019 9:36 PM |
R330 I was thinking the same!
by Anonymous | reply 336 | May 18, 2019 9:36 PM |
The BBC has switched to SD for that segment
by Anonymous | reply 337 | May 18, 2019 9:37 PM |
Why is Madonna always so much fun to hatewatch? You just want to embrace and smack the living daylights out of her at the same time.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | May 18, 2019 9:38 PM |
when is she singing???
by Anonymous | reply 339 | May 18, 2019 9:38 PM |
Madonna's speech was so lame. And ending with the audience chanting "Music makes the people come together - yeah!" She used to be relevant. And now she's just pathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | May 18, 2019 9:38 PM |
How weird. Madonna isn’t singing after the interview.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | May 18, 2019 9:38 PM |
Is Madge attempting a Sandy Duncan as Swiss Miss look?
by Anonymous | reply 342 | May 18, 2019 9:38 PM |
Time to turn the volume RIGHT DOWN.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | May 18, 2019 9:39 PM |
I hate that “music brings people together” platitude bullshit. Like, ENOUGH with that.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | May 18, 2019 9:39 PM |
Are pantaloons making a comeback?
by Anonymous | reply 345 | May 18, 2019 9:40 PM |
This is AWFUL!!!
by Anonymous | reply 346 | May 18, 2019 9:40 PM |
Madge is desperate to shift some units of her latest flop.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | May 18, 2019 9:40 PM |
r344 Well, doesn't it? Isn't this thread exactly the proof of that? It's just like sports in that regard.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | May 18, 2019 9:41 PM |
If Madonna is getting to sing 3 songs and then votes this will be the longest ESC final ever. Move to votes already. Madonna got her spotlight.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | May 18, 2019 9:41 PM |
How much drugs has this lad had?
by Anonymous | reply 350 | May 18, 2019 9:41 PM |
Look at the absolute state of this American douche!
by Anonymous | reply 351 | May 18, 2019 9:42 PM |
I hope the late Doris Day left Madonna her collection of vaseline-smeared camera lenses in her will. God know Madge could use them.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | May 18, 2019 9:42 PM |
[quote][R344] Well, doesn't it? Isn't this thread exactly the proof of that? It's just like sports in that regard.
This is about MUSIC? It's about watching a freak show.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | May 18, 2019 9:42 PM |
It's weird hearing American on Eurovision.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | May 18, 2019 9:42 PM |
Why is this non-entity getting interviewed during the biggest singing event in the world?
by Anonymous | reply 355 | May 18, 2019 9:43 PM |
Madge and this American guy are so ridiculous, they obviously dont give a shit while the huge arena is exploding with enthusiasm
by Anonymous | reply 356 | May 18, 2019 9:43 PM |
The mentalist again haha.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | May 18, 2019 9:43 PM |
and now a medium. what a shit show this is
by Anonymous | reply 358 | May 18, 2019 9:43 PM |
The Israelis used to talk a British English - now they talk like Americans.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | May 18, 2019 9:44 PM |
American has been to the Western Wall.
Bahahaha!
by Anonymous | reply 360 | May 18, 2019 9:44 PM |
Another fucking magic trick?!
by Anonymous | reply 361 | May 18, 2019 9:44 PM |
Is Madge coming on next?
I need a brew soon!
by Anonymous | reply 362 | May 18, 2019 9:45 PM |
There's another almost hour of this!
by Anonymous | reply 363 | May 18, 2019 9:46 PM |
[quote]When your post-apocalyptic future self appears to warn you of impending disaster
by Anonymous | reply 364 | May 18, 2019 9:46 PM |
I want to punch that American guy in the face HARD.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | May 18, 2019 9:46 PM |
OK...
by Anonymous | reply 366 | May 18, 2019 9:46 PM |
Painful interviews are the most consistent part of Eurovision.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | May 18, 2019 9:46 PM |
Netta-the millennial Carmen Miranda.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | May 18, 2019 9:47 PM |
I do wa' I wanna!
by Anonymous | reply 369 | May 18, 2019 9:47 PM |
I never thought I'd say this, but seeing Netta right after Madge feels almost like a relief.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | May 18, 2019 9:47 PM |
I thought it was Madonna
by Anonymous | reply 371 | May 18, 2019 9:47 PM |
Netta singing “Like a Virgin” would have been fabulous.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | May 18, 2019 9:48 PM |
My ears are hurting.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | May 18, 2019 9:48 PM |
At one point this song plagiarizes that “New York” song which was on Sex & the City.
by Anonymous | reply 374 | May 18, 2019 9:49 PM |
Graham Norton just said something funny - "I'm not sure I want to hear a Netta ALBUM!"
by Anonymous | reply 375 | May 18, 2019 9:50 PM |
Why does the voting take so long?
by Anonymous | reply 376 | May 18, 2019 9:50 PM |
Netta just dissed lesbians. She just wanna banana.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | May 18, 2019 9:50 PM |
The Czech song in the clip completely misrepresents what that song actually sounds like.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | May 18, 2019 9:51 PM |
The EBU has got to pay for this nonsense somehow R376
by Anonymous | reply 379 | May 18, 2019 9:51 PM |
Albania bitch looks like Judge Jeanine’s porno star daughter.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | May 18, 2019 9:51 PM |
R376 I am sure everyone who wanted to use their 20 votes has had more than enough time to do so.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | May 18, 2019 9:51 PM |
Funny, I saw a documentary earlier and it said 1 in 4 people in Tel Aviv is gay. This is believe after seeing this.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | May 18, 2019 9:52 PM |
San Marino's Say Na Na NA is better than Nana Banana.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | May 18, 2019 9:52 PM |
It's all gay men and very fat women.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | May 18, 2019 9:54 PM |
and fag hags.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | May 18, 2019 9:54 PM |
THe Swiss guy is a homophobic little cunt
by Anonymous | reply 386 | May 18, 2019 9:54 PM |
r386 Really? Why?
by Anonymous | reply 387 | May 18, 2019 9:55 PM |
Proof, R386?
by Anonymous | reply 388 | May 18, 2019 9:55 PM |
The National Grid have been planning for this moment for months, as 25 million UK households put the kettle on, as Madge comes on.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | May 18, 2019 9:55 PM |
I can’t be bothered to vote
by Anonymous | reply 390 | May 18, 2019 9:56 PM |
"The Queen herself" LOL
by Anonymous | reply 391 | May 18, 2019 9:56 PM |
Stairs are involved.
Standby by for action ladies!
by Anonymous | reply 392 | May 18, 2019 9:57 PM |
Well, this is like the Oscars for euro gays so of course there would be homos left and right in the arena.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | May 18, 2019 9:57 PM |
OMG
by Anonymous | reply 394 | May 18, 2019 9:57 PM |
Will there be a Joey Stefano hologram in this?
by Anonymous | reply 395 | May 18, 2019 9:57 PM |
French R?
by Anonymous | reply 396 | May 18, 2019 9:57 PM |
Cameraman got the message to zoom out!
by Anonymous | reply 397 | May 18, 2019 9:58 PM |
Bum notes already. Bitch could never sing. Just good taste in songs.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | May 18, 2019 9:58 PM |
Like a prayer
by Anonymous | reply 399 | May 18, 2019 9:58 PM |
madonna and the monks
by Anonymous | reply 400 | May 18, 2019 9:58 PM |
she isn't lip synching it sounds
by Anonymous | reply 401 | May 18, 2019 9:58 PM |
Stairs and a cape.
This will not end well.
by Anonymous | reply 402 | May 18, 2019 9:58 PM |
R387 R388 Swiss guy was a german tv and was seriously homophobic
by Anonymous | reply 403 | May 18, 2019 9:59 PM |
Holy shit, I can't believe she's singing this live. Why would you do this to yourself, Madge?! She's got some ovaries, that's for sure.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | May 18, 2019 9:59 PM |
Out of tune.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | May 18, 2019 9:59 PM |
Thirty years on and she still can’t find the notes.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | May 18, 2019 9:59 PM |
OMG, she’s murdering that song.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | May 18, 2019 9:59 PM |
Where's the Stannah chair lift when you need one!
by Anonymous | reply 408 | May 18, 2019 9:59 PM |
lol she's as bad as the other performers
by Anonymous | reply 409 | May 18, 2019 9:59 PM |
She can’t hold notes plus flat plus weird r here and their.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | May 18, 2019 10:00 PM |
Are they paying her ? Millions ?
by Anonymous | reply 411 | May 18, 2019 10:00 PM |
This is hilarious. Like granny trying to sing.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | May 18, 2019 10:00 PM |
She's out of breath. SOmeone call ambulance.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | May 18, 2019 10:00 PM |
[quote]OMG, she’s murdering that song.
This is a "song"?
by Anonymous | reply 414 | May 18, 2019 10:01 PM |
She sounds so off pitch...yikes!
by Anonymous | reply 415 | May 18, 2019 10:01 PM |
Is she going to do the Sugar Plum Fairy next?
by Anonymous | reply 416 | May 18, 2019 10:01 PM |
The melody is not her friend.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | May 18, 2019 10:01 PM |
Everyone's a Fruit and Nutcase!
by Anonymous | reply 418 | May 18, 2019 10:01 PM |
She’s 60, give her a break
by Anonymous | reply 419 | May 18, 2019 10:01 PM |
It's a ROCK OPERA!
by Anonymous | reply 420 | May 18, 2019 10:02 PM |
This is just sad.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | May 18, 2019 10:02 PM |
She changed to liy sync?
by Anonymous | reply 422 | May 18, 2019 10:02 PM |
She’s blown Avenue B papis better than that.
by Anonymous | reply 423 | May 18, 2019 10:02 PM |
this is quite ghastly and i'm a fan of hers
by Anonymous | reply 424 | May 18, 2019 10:02 PM |
Oh dear.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | May 18, 2019 10:02 PM |
[quote]She’s 60, give her a break
She's had more than her fair share of breaks.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | May 18, 2019 10:02 PM |
Does she need assistance getting down those stairs?
by Anonymous | reply 427 | May 18, 2019 10:02 PM |
This is fantastically shit in the way only Euroivison can be.
by Anonymous | reply 428 | May 18, 2019 10:03 PM |
Who’s this fucking obnoxious guy?
by Anonymous | reply 429 | May 18, 2019 10:03 PM |
This bit is very Michael Jackson.
by Anonymous | reply 430 | May 18, 2019 10:03 PM |
This can't be live!
by Anonymous | reply 431 | May 18, 2019 10:03 PM |
No reaction from the audience. This song is sooooo bad.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | May 18, 2019 10:04 PM |
How many 60yo you know perform like that ?
by Anonymous | reply 433 | May 18, 2019 10:04 PM |
Look how stunned the audience is - and they’ve seen things.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | May 18, 2019 10:04 PM |
This is more Kander & Ebb than Jackson.
by Anonymous | reply 435 | May 18, 2019 10:04 PM |
@TerribleMaps
European countries that still have not won the Eurovision Song Contest
by Anonymous | reply 436 | May 18, 2019 10:04 PM |
Madonna, you're a mediocre piece of shit. YOU'RE FLAT, YOU SUCK! YOU'RE A DISGRACE. HOW DARE YOU?
by Anonymous | reply 437 | May 18, 2019 10:04 PM |
The next time an American makes fun of the singing or the songs in general at the Eurovision, we now have this very much American clip to respond with. I'm quite speechless.
by Anonymous | reply 438 | May 18, 2019 10:04 PM |
I like the reggae beat
by Anonymous | reply 439 | May 18, 2019 10:05 PM |
FALL, MADONNA, FALL!
by Anonymous | reply 440 | May 18, 2019 10:05 PM |
Most 60 year olds have more dignity R433
by Anonymous | reply 441 | May 18, 2019 10:05 PM |
who's the black guy? he's atrociously bad, like they pushed someone on the stage at the last minute
by Anonymous | reply 442 | May 18, 2019 10:05 PM |
This song is autotuned to the gods!
by Anonymous | reply 443 | May 18, 2019 10:05 PM |
R403: If that was true we'll know it from the very beginning. Mans spend a lot of time apologizing for some homophobic comment, and one of these years german entries quit after his homophobic comments resurfaced.
There's no way Luca Hanni is a prominent homophobe and we don't know it
by Anonymous | reply 444 | May 18, 2019 10:05 PM |
0 point. My ear's bleeding from auto-tune.
by Anonymous | reply 445 | May 18, 2019 10:05 PM |
The audience was silent
by Anonymous | reply 446 | May 18, 2019 10:05 PM |
Graham Norton "That's a MUTED response, I'd say".
by Anonymous | reply 447 | May 18, 2019 10:05 PM |
Is this section finally over? Did this help Madonna to sell one more cd or concert ticket?
by Anonymous | reply 448 | May 18, 2019 10:06 PM |
Written by a cliche generator.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | May 18, 2019 10:06 PM |
Quevo is the rapper on the stage.
by Anonymous | reply 450 | May 18, 2019 10:06 PM |
I liked Madge.
by Anonymous | reply 451 | May 18, 2019 10:07 PM |
Where’s Maluma ?
by Anonymous | reply 452 | May 18, 2019 10:07 PM |
Tel Aviv plug.
by Anonymous | reply 453 | May 18, 2019 10:08 PM |
I want to punch Quevo in the face HARD.
by Anonymous | reply 454 | May 18, 2019 10:08 PM |
Has anyone been ? Worth going ?
by Anonymous | reply 455 | May 18, 2019 10:09 PM |
Gal's face is so beat, she looks CG.
by Anonymous | reply 456 | May 18, 2019 10:09 PM |
in 3 minutes you can be blown up by a bomb in Tel Aviv
by Anonymous | reply 457 | May 18, 2019 10:09 PM |
Who is she ?
by Anonymous | reply 458 | May 18, 2019 10:09 PM |
She's gone round the fucking twist. She's off her nut. She's let her mind. It's the only reasonable explanation .
by Anonymous | reply 459 | May 18, 2019 10:09 PM |
Tel Aviv-Like Rio but without carjacking.
by Anonymous | reply 460 | May 18, 2019 10:09 PM |
Here we go, globetrotting around European capitals.
by Anonymous | reply 461 | May 18, 2019 10:09 PM |
That's Wonder Woman.
by Anonymous | reply 462 | May 18, 2019 10:10 PM |
The gay presenter's okay looking for a 39 year old bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 463 | May 18, 2019 10:10 PM |
Juries first
by Anonymous | reply 464 | May 18, 2019 10:11 PM |
We had a winner. I go cry now.
by Anonymous | reply 465 | May 18, 2019 10:11 PM |
R463, he’s cute but his Spanish husband Albert Escola is GORGEOUS.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | May 18, 2019 10:11 PM |
I guess this is the gayest night of the year.
by Anonymous | reply 467 | May 18, 2019 10:11 PM |
They're gonna make 41 phone calls for the results. We'll be here until Tuesday
by Anonymous | reply 468 | May 18, 2019 10:11 PM |
Did Assi just greet her with "Good night"?
by Anonymous | reply 469 | May 18, 2019 10:12 PM |
Azerbaijan brought a member of a family
by Anonymous | reply 470 | May 18, 2019 10:12 PM |
12 for Italy here
by Anonymous | reply 471 | May 18, 2019 10:13 PM |
I like Ben in Malta. A LOT.
by Anonymous | reply 472 | May 18, 2019 10:13 PM |
Cyprus 12 for Greece and Greece give Cyprus 12
Let's get that out of the way
by Anonymous | reply 473 | May 18, 2019 10:14 PM |
San Marino votes for Italy.
Quelke surprise!
by Anonymous | reply 474 | May 18, 2019 10:15 PM |
Madonna wasn't even the scariest creature we've seen tonight. That would be the guy who gave us the points from Azerbaijan.
by Anonymous | reply 475 | May 18, 2019 10:16 PM |
whatever happens I just hope its not russia that wins
by Anonymous | reply 476 | May 18, 2019 10:16 PM |
UK - ZERO
LOL
by Anonymous | reply 477 | May 18, 2019 10:16 PM |
UK doing better than I expected
by Anonymous | reply 478 | May 18, 2019 10:16 PM |
Omg, can a producer please whisper to Assi that "good night" is not how you greet people in English in the evening. Otherwise, he'll just keep repeating this until the end.
by Anonymous | reply 479 | May 18, 2019 10:16 PM |
Google maps should help with the votes...stick to the borders.
by Anonymous | reply 480 | May 18, 2019 10:17 PM |
Oh my, Polish guy is living this!
by Anonymous | reply 481 | May 18, 2019 10:17 PM |
R472 Unfortunately Ben Camille in Malta is Straight (as straight as any Maltese guy anyhow) and married.
by Anonymous | reply 482 | May 18, 2019 10:17 PM |
Of course the homophobic Poland has a flaming queen deliver their results.
by Anonymous | reply 483 | May 18, 2019 10:18 PM |
R470 It's even in his name: Faiq Agayev
by Anonymous | reply 484 | May 18, 2019 10:18 PM |
Cutie Ryback!
by Anonymous | reply 485 | May 18, 2019 10:18 PM |
Alexander Rybak's got even gayer.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | May 18, 2019 10:18 PM |
I take back what I said about the Norway troll.
Thank you Norway for the 2 points!
by Anonymous | reply 487 | May 18, 2019 10:19 PM |
[quote]Unfortunately Ben Camille in Malta is Straight (as straight as any Maltese guy anyhow) and married.
Trust me to find the only straight guy of the whole evening.
by Anonymous | reply 488 | May 18, 2019 10:20 PM |
Austria = gay
by Anonymous | reply 489 | May 18, 2019 10:20 PM |
Cutie Austrian. Surely family.
by Anonymous | reply 490 | May 18, 2019 10:20 PM |
I'm not liking that russia is getting so many points
by Anonymous | reply 491 | May 18, 2019 10:21 PM |
North Macedonia! Wow!
by Anonymous | reply 492 | May 18, 2019 10:22 PM |
North Macedonia?
Really UK?
by Anonymous | reply 493 | May 18, 2019 10:22 PM |
No f-bombs from the Austrian guy tonight. If he dropped one they would probably introduce a 30-second broadcast delay next year (like the one they have at the Oscars).
by Anonymous | reply 494 | May 18, 2019 10:22 PM |
Look at her tats!
by Anonymous | reply 495 | May 18, 2019 10:22 PM |
How did the UK get 2 votes?
by Anonymous | reply 496 | May 18, 2019 10:23 PM |
Albanian guy has a BDF.
by Anonymous | reply 497 | May 18, 2019 10:23 PM |
That wouldn't be an issue in Europe, R494.
by Anonymous | reply 498 | May 18, 2019 10:23 PM |
R496 It was the Norwegian Troll that organised those 2 for us
by Anonymous | reply 499 | May 18, 2019 10:23 PM |
Kein Punkt für uns. :)
by Anonymous | reply 500 | May 18, 2019 10:23 PM |
Hungary guy is cute.
by Anonymous | reply 501 | May 18, 2019 10:24 PM |
They like a Gregg's in Hungary
by Anonymous | reply 502 | May 18, 2019 10:24 PM |
Israel = ZERO.
Pretty funny.
by Anonymous | reply 503 | May 18, 2019 10:24 PM |
No.
by Anonymous | reply 505 | May 18, 2019 10:25 PM |
This voting is happening too fast. You can't even process what's going on.
by Anonymous | reply 506 | May 18, 2019 10:25 PM |
I prefer Ben from Malta.
by Anonymous | reply 507 | May 18, 2019 10:26 PM |
Israel FINALLY.
by Anonymous | reply 508 | May 18, 2019 10:26 PM |
Are those Christmas lights blinking on the streets of Minsk?
by Anonymous | reply 509 | May 18, 2019 10:26 PM |
r506 It has to. We're only halfway there as it is.
by Anonymous | reply 510 | May 18, 2019 10:26 PM |
What?? Belarus jury didn’t give one point to Russia.
by Anonymous | reply 511 | May 18, 2019 10:26 PM |
Ireland hate the UK
Belarus giving us 5 from outside the EU
Armenia we love you!
by Anonymous | reply 512 | May 18, 2019 10:26 PM |
Hate the Armenian guy. Couldn't stand his overrated song back in 2014.
by Anonymous | reply 513 | May 18, 2019 10:26 PM |
Zika baby from Sweden has the jury vote in the bag, doesn't he?
by Anonymous | reply 514 | May 18, 2019 10:27 PM |
r511 It was an aggregate result as they were banned from taking part today.
by Anonymous | reply 515 | May 18, 2019 10:27 PM |
I miss the drawn out voting process in the old days
by Anonymous | reply 516 | May 18, 2019 10:27 PM |
I do too. R516
by Anonymous | reply 517 | May 18, 2019 10:29 PM |
People booing those 12 points to Greece from Cyprus.
by Anonymous | reply 518 | May 18, 2019 10:29 PM |
Who gave Israel 12 points again?
by Anonymous | reply 519 | May 18, 2019 10:29 PM |
r519 Albania, I think?
by Anonymous | reply 520 | May 18, 2019 10:30 PM |
R519 Bielorusse
by Anonymous | reply 521 | May 18, 2019 10:30 PM |
Be prepared for the kitsch and the noise when they announce the winner.
by Anonymous | reply 522 | May 18, 2019 10:30 PM |
R519 Belarus, no points to Russia.lol
by Anonymous | reply 523 | May 18, 2019 10:30 PM |
The Swedish singer is African American?
by Anonymous | reply 524 | May 18, 2019 10:31 PM |
R523 That IS a shock.
Putin will be on the phone to Minsk now!
by Anonymous | reply 525 | May 18, 2019 10:31 PM |
No, it was Belarus. Which is the only country that voted for Spain too. Fuck you Portugal
by Anonymous | reply 526 | May 18, 2019 10:31 PM |
The former Soviet republics hate Russia.
by Anonymous | reply 527 | May 18, 2019 10:32 PM |
What’s an aggregate result r515
by Anonymous | reply 528 | May 18, 2019 10:32 PM |
r525 As has been mentioned, those WEREN'T the results from the Belarus jury because they were banned from taking part today as they leaked the points from Tuesday.
by Anonymous | reply 529 | May 18, 2019 10:32 PM |
The Swedish singer has a 100% American accent, not a hint of Swedish.
I knew Northern Macedonia would do well.
by Anonymous | reply 530 | May 18, 2019 10:33 PM |
this is not only the gayest eurovision ever, it's the gayest THING ever. I look in the mirror every morning and see less gayness.
by Anonymous | reply 531 | May 18, 2019 10:33 PM |
Do those Russkies always have to be so dramatic?
by Anonymous | reply 532 | May 18, 2019 10:33 PM |
Russia milking it
by Anonymous | reply 533 | May 18, 2019 10:33 PM |
Russkies are such show-offs.
by Anonymous | reply 534 | May 18, 2019 10:33 PM |
No surprise there. Azeri singer was actually born in Moscow.
by Anonymous | reply 535 | May 18, 2019 10:34 PM |
The Reeperbahn is busy tonight
by Anonymous | reply 536 | May 18, 2019 10:34 PM |
R524, Why would an American be representing Sweden? You know there are black people living in Sweden? Unless he has duel citizenship...
by Anonymous | reply 537 | May 18, 2019 10:34 PM |
[quote]The Belarusian jury voting has been revealed in an interview contravening Eurovision Song Contest rules. In order to be compliant with the ESC voting regulations, the EBU has taken action and has dismissed the Belarusian jury from the Grand Final on Saturday.
[quote]An aggregated result approved by the auditors will be used in order to determine to whom the Belarusian votes will be allocated.
by Anonymous | reply 538 | May 18, 2019 10:34 PM |
Germany always gives points from crowded festival
by Anonymous | reply 539 | May 18, 2019 10:34 PM |
David in Belgium is straight!
by Anonymous | reply 540 | May 18, 2019 10:35 PM |
Going to Hamburg in September-can’t wait.
by Anonymous | reply 541 | May 18, 2019 10:35 PM |
~It's a tight race. Exciting.
by Anonymous | reply 542 | May 18, 2019 10:35 PM |
R488 Never say never with a Maltese guy! Even if they are married to a woman.
Ben Camille hosts The X Factor Malta.
by Anonymous | reply 543 | May 18, 2019 10:36 PM |
He’s family
by Anonymous | reply 544 | May 18, 2019 10:36 PM |
Erik Saade, another Swedish cutie
by Anonymous | reply 545 | May 18, 2019 10:36 PM |
That Saade guy has aged quite a bit since we've last seen him.
by Anonymous | reply 546 | May 18, 2019 10:36 PM |
Swedish guy is a cute bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 547 | May 18, 2019 10:36 PM |
Oh, how handsome is the Swedish guy?
by Anonymous | reply 548 | May 18, 2019 10:36 PM |
Hi Eric cutie
by Anonymous | reply 549 | May 18, 2019 10:36 PM |
*cancels weekend in Zagreb*
by Anonymous | reply 550 | May 18, 2019 10:36 PM |
Croatian Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
by Anonymous | reply 551 | May 18, 2019 10:37 PM |
Why do so many countries have ugly old fraus giving their votes? Don't they know who the target audience for this show is? We want to see young male flesh!
by Anonymous | reply 552 | May 18, 2019 10:37 PM |
Oh hello Lithuania!
by Anonymous | reply 553 | May 18, 2019 10:37 PM |
Holland is rising. Tight
by Anonymous | reply 554 | May 18, 2019 10:38 PM |
I didn't like the Macedonian dirge but it's nice to see such a tiny country doing so well with the juries. Of course they'll flop on the televote hard.
by Anonymous | reply 555 | May 18, 2019 10:39 PM |
Another BDF, this time from Georgia.
by Anonymous | reply 556 | May 18, 2019 10:39 PM |
Holland is done. The jury lead is not high enough to compensate expected low points from the televote.
by Anonymous | reply 557 | May 18, 2019 10:40 PM |
Cyprus 12 here from greece
by Anonymous | reply 558 | May 18, 2019 10:40 PM |
It's embarrassing for Israel...2nd to last.
by Anonymous | reply 559 | May 18, 2019 10:41 PM |
R559 It's become a tradition for host countries to do badly - like Portugal last year or Austria in 2015 (which actually got the infamous nul points).
by Anonymous | reply 560 | May 18, 2019 10:42 PM |
Don’t forget to start part 4
by Anonymous | reply 561 | May 18, 2019 10:42 PM |
Graham Norton is so shady...
by Anonymous | reply 562 | May 18, 2019 10:43 PM |
I think Sweden will win.
by Anonymous | reply 563 | May 18, 2019 10:43 PM |
Yeah, host countries usually bomb in these votes.
by Anonymous | reply 564 | May 18, 2019 10:43 PM |
R562 What's he saying?
by Anonymous | reply 565 | May 18, 2019 10:43 PM |
Is that Paris?
by Anonymous | reply 566 | May 18, 2019 10:43 PM |
The beautiful Eiffel
by Anonymous | reply 567 | May 18, 2019 10:44 PM |
Are you getting Graham Norton in the USA?
by Anonymous | reply 568 | May 18, 2019 10:44 PM |
I was expecting the Notre Damn
by Anonymous | reply 569 | May 18, 2019 10:44 PM |
There've been bottoms everywhere tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 570 | May 18, 2019 10:44 PM |
You could land a helicopter on the Finnish guy's forehead.
by Anonymous | reply 571 | May 18, 2019 10:44 PM |
Finnish guy is family
by Anonymous | reply 572 | May 18, 2019 10:45 PM |
R568 He snogged me in Heaven years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 573 | May 18, 2019 10:45 PM |
Toothy Tile is going to win this shit, isn't he?
I can't believe Sweden is doing so well.
by Anonymous | reply 574 | May 18, 2019 10:45 PM |
Howard Stern?!
by Anonymous | reply 575 | May 18, 2019 10:46 PM |
[quote]There've been bottoms everywhere tonight.
Is it usually like this?
by Anonymous | reply 576 | May 18, 2019 10:47 PM |
r575 You actually had me going there for a couple of seconds!
by Anonymous | reply 577 | May 18, 2019 10:48 PM |
It's bottom heavy.
by Anonymous | reply 578 | May 18, 2019 10:48 PM |
Does Sweden have any nuclear power plants? I wish them a nice little meltdown right now.
by Anonymous | reply 579 | May 18, 2019 10:48 PM |
More voting!
by Anonymous | reply 580 | May 18, 2019 10:48 PM |
Pretty much R576. Tel Aviv's five tops will be in demand.
by Anonymous | reply 581 | May 18, 2019 10:48 PM |
Jon Ola Sand looks a bit worn out this year. Those Hatari guys have really sucked the life out of him with their stunts.
by Anonymous | reply 582 | May 18, 2019 10:50 PM |
Televotes. Might be very tight run.
by Anonymous | reply 583 | May 18, 2019 10:50 PM |
remember that the televote can change this results completely. not sure yet for anyone on the top now.
by Anonymous | reply 584 | May 18, 2019 10:50 PM |
Pray for Mahmood!
by Anonymous | reply 585 | May 18, 2019 10:51 PM |
Poor Miki. He deserved to do better.
by Anonymous | reply 586 | May 18, 2019 10:51 PM |
r585 the self loathing closet case? Stuff him
by Anonymous | reply 587 | May 18, 2019 10:51 PM |
UK 3 pts.
by Anonymous | reply 588 | May 18, 2019 10:51 PM |
UK HUMILIATED.
by Anonymous | reply 589 | May 18, 2019 10:52 PM |
0 for Germany lol
by Anonymous | reply 590 | May 18, 2019 10:52 PM |
Germany 0. That’s something.
by Anonymous | reply 591 | May 18, 2019 10:52 PM |
NULL PUNKTE
by Anonymous | reply 592 | May 18, 2019 10:53 PM |
We get that Europe hates us!
More votes for the Brexit party on Thursday
by Anonymous | reply 593 | May 18, 2019 10:53 PM |
WOW! NORWAY!
by Anonymous | reply 594 | May 18, 2019 10:53 PM |
wow Norway
by Anonymous | reply 595 | May 18, 2019 10:54 PM |
YAAAAS, happy KeiiNO got so much love.
by Anonymous | reply 596 | May 18, 2019 10:54 PM |
Yikes...Germany and the UK.
by Anonymous | reply 597 | May 18, 2019 10:54 PM |
Wow!
Norway troll been busy!
by Anonymous | reply 598 | May 18, 2019 10:54 PM |
Graham Norton is not happy...
by Anonymous | reply 600 | May 18, 2019 10:55 PM |
Palestinian flag is out!
by Anonymous | reply 601 | May 18, 2019 10:55 PM |
Muriel, close down this thread!
by Anonymous | reply 602 | May 18, 2019 10:55 PM |
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