Do women have to keep their cunts clean at all times for fucking?

OP is the biggest cunt in any city she goes to, you tell us.

Ask your mother.

Assuming it's a serious question OP, yes the vagina is always clean, barring some kind of infection which obviously treatment is needed for. But as infections are not the usual state of affairs it is by nature sex-ready. This is because it has no purpose other than for PIV sex or for birthing babies. It is not connected to the bladder so urine doesn't pass through it nor, of course, is it connected to the bowel.

Those douches or whatever they sell in shops are not necessary and, according to medical opinion, may be harmful. Obviously a person will want to be clean as in showered for sex, and may even want to shower just before sex, but that vagina itself needs no special attention.

^ 'the' vagina itself obviously.

Thank you R3! I did not know any of that!

OP, in healthy women, it is pretty much self-cleaning.

No worries R5.

Yes a lady architect like me is ready to fuck at a moment's notice. It is all part of the job.

According to Goop, you must steam those things regularly and stick gemstones up them.

What about the front hole on a trans woman. What if her husband comes home from the office and she hasn't dilated her gash. Will it bleed and does it always smell like feces?

I am gay and never have sex. I mean never have sex with my boyfriend unless he has thoroughly cleaned his parts with Hydrogen Peroxide.

yeah Goop is wrong R9 - not only is that not necessary, it can increase your risk of infection. Vaginas are self-regulating.

Never had any complaints about MY glorious Squirrel!

As a gay, one time I let myself be convinced to accompany a man home from a classy fern bar. But when we arrived at his home, he just took off his pants and boxers and presented his penis to me. As IF I was expected to go near it. And I could SMELL the dried urine, and I looked and I could see a yellow spot on his boxers. Naturally I did what every gay man would do, insisted he put on his trousers and call me a taxi!

R10 there is no such thing as a “trans woman”. We’re talking about vaginas here. Not mutilated male genitals. This is about real women and their gashes. Please don’t bring the trans in on this. Can’t we just have one post that is not defiled by them please.

What about butt hole? Do they get washed before sex. I’ve actually wondered this while eating pussy but I never asked.

No. Straight men are gross and will overlook just about anything when horny.

As gays, we have heard that some of our unsanitary risk taking brothers have received fudge on their weiners. That's why you call us "fudge packers". Well, only the very dirty people are THAT. And once we know which ones do that, they are no longer invited to Candlelight Suppers. Politely tolerated at church of course.

I'm really against the anti-woman and anti-gay face of current trans activism, but this discussion has made me feel sympathy for the minority of trans-identified males who do have that surgery. It is such an extreme thing to do to yourself, so destructive to the original self, however you look at it. I can't imagine that there is much sexual pleasure after all that either? female pleasure from vaginal sex is mainly from stimulating the clitoris directly or the internal parts of the clitoris - the 'crura' or legs that go around the vagina, which cause the orgasms that are otherwise known as 'vaginal orgasms'.

I can see that a fake vagina, basically a hole for the penis, can bring pleasure to whoever is penetrating it but I cna't really so how it is set up to bring pleasure to the person themselves - it's empty socket surely?

Most women believe their cunts are self cleaning.

OP, they just use their woombas.

And there we are R19. I was waiting for the 'stinky'/fish/unclean comments to show up. I'm sure you're just the start. Please congratulate yourself on your dazzling originality.

R18 I’m warning you for the last fucking time. Knock it off.

OP, like all modern ovens, the vagina is self-cleaning.

As gays, we can commiserate with you ladies. As our holes are NEVER fresh for our gay lovers, either. Sex really is as dirty as the devil made it.

You're warning me R22? That's a strangely threatening and a weird thing to say tbh. Not sure what you intend to do, or what you mean by 'last fucking time' because i don't believe we've interacted before. If we had I imagine I would have blocked you. If you don't like what I say then ignore me, it's very easy.

I was actually expressing sympathy. You may not like it but that is your issue. Don't 'warn' me, that's creepy and redundant.

[quote]keep their cunts clean

You can't achieve the impossible. Better to wait until it dries up after menopause when there's less opportunity for mold.

But vaginas are fresh R24, although I commiserate with you having to put all that work in. Genuinely, it must be such a hassle to have to worry about all of that.

R25 I have you on ignore so I couldn’t read your stupid response. Now shut up.

So why did you respond to it R28? I'm blocking you too. I mean actually blocking you so I won't see your silly posts or respond to them. I hope you take my advice and stop pseudo-threatening people on anonymous message boards, it really is creepy.

Mould R26? hahaha oh bless you. Is this some fantasy world you live in. Why all the hatred for women?

Greetings DLers. Mother Pence and I have a cordial relationship with Mayor Pete and his friend. My faith tells me how I should conduct my life and Mayor Pete's faith does something like that too, he says. We are doing this outreach so you can see that I am not against homosexsicles. Mother Pense suggested we give our tips for intimate freshness and sanitation. Lysol, available at your nearest superstore!

Fudge packer

Gay men should have a mandatory bisexual phase afterhigh school. Like a draft.

NOT EVERY WOMAN HAS A CUNT!!!

Meh, I would imagine if you went 2 or more days without washing it it would start to smell. It's a moist, wet, dark opening which is a breeding ground for bacteria. But it definitely seems more convenient than anal

The vulva needs washing just like any part of the body - ie the outside parts, but not the vagina itself R35. The difference between giving a quick wash to the exterior of your bottom and actually prepping for anal sex. But then you wouldn't have sex of any kind if you hadn't showered for a couple of days I would imagine? the vulva needs washing like your armpits need washing, no more than that.

I heard you can pop in a Mentos for freshness.

Yeah R36 you can say that but one of my friends broke a up with this chick because she would not douche. She believed that she should only wash and wouldn’t use douche. He actually broke an engagement with her because they couldn’t agree on this. I mean I would at least rinse my cunt out with water every couple of days. I just can’t imagine not. Or at least sliding a couple of soapy fingers in with perfect 70s almond shaped nails.

R3 that's because nature MEANT for it to be used carnally. Unlike certain other bodily orifices.

What is PIV sex R3?

What happens after a guy cums in there? Then do you douche? How does it all get out?

R40 I'm guessing Penis In Vagina.

They have to be washed daily or they get “ripe”

But I've explained upthread R38 that douching is not only unnecessary but can be harmful according to the advice of medical professionals, causing more risk of infection - just google it.

There are three possibilities to your friend's situation - either he had a very unrealistic idea of what a women's body is meant to smell like, especially when aroused - we don't have as pungent an odour as men either way but obviously we don't smell like perfume either, the body isn't meant to. Or his fiance had a medical issue that may require treatment that she wasn't getting. Or possibly she wasn't cleaning/washing the external area properly? you armpits would smell if you didn't wash them wouldn't they?

Telling her she should douche was really silly, for her health if nothing else.

Are you talking about the vulva or the vagina R43? Because yeah we need to wash the external parts of course.

Btw R43 - I've been giving out most of the info. on this thread and I definitely 'own one' too, or rather, it is a part of me.

And a lovely one I'm sure t'is!

It's my understanding that a woman must first unzip her vagina and release the squirrels. Then, after a thorough cleaning with a power washer and a good lubing with bear grease she will be prepared to receive a wiener.

R46 are you a lesbian? Because if you are that would explain why you are so against douching. No offense, we just know that lesbians are probably into a more natural woman fragrance.

naturally clean.

if i’m gonna fuck unexpectedly i’ll excuse myself and quickly wash my pussy at the sink, tub/ shower sounds too obvious i’ll use hand soap if need be.

One time at the bath house I had a bottle of hand sanitizer sitting next to the bottle of lube. The guy used the sanitizer bottle instead of the lube and put that on his condomed dick. He then proceeded to fuck me until the burning became too great. I literally couldn’t eat or walk for a week. But it did seem to rejuvenate everything. I don’t know how gals ever did it with Lysol.

I take a bath every morning. But even if I skip a day, my vagina never smells bad. In fact, if anything, it smells …. appetizing.

[quote]I heard you can pop in a Mentos for freshness.

Eww, all the foam that would spew out.

Vagina’s don’t require anything beyond a daily bath/shower. Many straight guys prefer it at the end of the day, or even unwashed second day because they are OBSESSED with the scent (and, no, it doesn’t smell like fish). The scent gives straight guys an instant boner.

R3 sounds like a butch lesbian with a VERY dirty vagina.

Of COURSE a woman has to keep it clean. Feminine hygiene products are a necessity, and yes, Lysol used to make some. A woman should always keep herself clean and presentable for a man.

R56 thank you!!! I knew that was a lezzie! Thank you for speaking up. I just can’t imagine any man not wanting a fresh cunt nor can I imagine a real woman not wanting to keep her cunt as fresh as possible for her man.

R55 I don’t believe you. I’m pretty sure you’re a lezzie too. I’ve never heard a straight guy say he liked the smell of undouched pussy.

A healthy functioning vagina has a natural acidic pH. Around 4 or 5. This acidity and the natural floral and fauna present in the vagina keep it clean and help retard bad bacteria. There is really no reason to douche regularly to keep things "clean."

The vulva, the outside part, needs to be washed. The clitoral hood, much like a foreskin on a penis, can have smegma. Also, the labia majora and minora can get cheesy as well.

The vagina is really self-regulating and perhaps the only time it would not be be ready for sex would be during a woman's period. That is really up to a woman's preferance though and her partner's.

They just got to brush the vag's teeth first.

So it's all clean and balanced, but what happens when a guy cums in there? Is there another setting on the self-cleaning system for this?

Women of today neglect hygiene and have no interest in making themselves look presentable. They don’t wash themselves or wear even basic foundation garments. Most don’t even wear brassieres anymore!

“Self-cleaning” vaginas. My word! Never heard such nonsense in my life. This is the “all-natural” crowd that doesn’t believe in modern medicine and science.

R55 when Napoleon was on his way home from a military campaign, he'd send a messenger to Josephine, with instructions for her not to wash.

If any sperm won, it made it through the cervix. Otherwise, much like having a period, gravity flushes things out and the balance adjusts.

R61, it really wouldn't make evoluntionary sense to have the vagina in a constant dirty, infected state. How would the human species continue to propagate if that was the case?

R58 fascinating. I wonder how this would work for transwomen.

No such thing

For the inquisitive...

R55, yes, and she smelled fresh as a daisy when he arrived two weeks later.

R57, your closeted “straight” friends don’t count. Also, I can’t imagine a reason an actual straight guy would ever tell a gay man how much he loves the smell of pussy.

R57 has been reading Penthouse again.

My sisters always used a combination of baking soda and vinegar douche.

All bathrooms in private houses should have bidets. That way, we can all, male and female alike, make sure our dank and sweaty bits are washed, front and back, before engaging in sex - or any other time we want to feel fresh as a daisy without have to shower from head to toe. (There's a reason they're usually next to the toilet.)

Every day my friend always uses Tilex Mold and Mildew Remover spray wash on hers. Just pop out of the shower, spray on the Tilex and you're good to go.

Vulva. Is what girls have down below.

Vulva, when shes naked it will show.

All girls have a vulva, so no matter what you've heard,

Remember that vulva, is the proper word.

There would be much less confusion about topics like this if our idiot society hadn't decided to refer to women's parts collectively as their 'vagina.' There have been times I have quit reading or listening to an otherwise clever or funny woman because she started telling a story about her vagina when she was actually talking about her vulva. It sticks in my craw. Which may be part of my vagina, kind of a vestigial thing like an appendix. Stupid things can stick up in there and cause a nagging pain.

Yep, things can get stuck up there but it's never wise to insert wild animals. Or pets. Maybe the nether end of a snake but not a rattler. Well, maybe a rattler if it's been de-fanged. Kind of like a living vibrator.

Vaginas, which is to say the inside tube bit, self-wash. It's like the way your eyes self-wash with tears.

Oh please, I don't believe this self-cleaning thing one bit.They're smelly Sometimes you even catch the smell just from someone walking by.

R78, if you read the thread, the smell you speak of is from unwashed vulva. Not the vagina. The smelly person needs a shower, they do not need to douche. Unless they speak only French, in which case you should suggest une douche, because that is a shower.

[quote]the vagina is always clean,

You must be joking. I realize there's caustic secretions and all, but

The smell, honey.

The smell.

R79, oh please, enough with the excuses. They smell.

Well-raised women do. A quick wash of the pussy and asshole. Same for men. Whole, uncut men usually do a quick rinse. Cut men should rinse with a super mild soap as well, dick and taint and asshole. It’s common decency.

^^^^Often it's too quick a rinse...

At a minimum, DL requires all vaginas to go through a powerwash.

Thought that women don't need to douche and their vaginas self clean bc they have glands in there which constantly produce discharge (more when they're aroused right before sex) that runs out of it. If you're young and healthy, the discharge is white and neutral. Older women often have yellow or greenish discharge. I guess this is what people refer to when they say they can "smell" a vagina or talk about natural scent. Also after menopause there is no longer much discharge and the vagina "dries up". So of course women have to clean (not douche) themselves before sex bc who wants to stick his dick in a sticky, smelly hole? Or lick a vagina with green discharge?

This whole thread is inappropriate and evidence of the invasion.

I agree, r86, but every time I explain that women don't belong on DL, they swoop down like banshees to try to screech me away.

R86 What invasion? It's a GAY board and females can be gay too and obviously have vaginas. I'm sure they are equally disgusted when we talk about sucking an uncut dick covered in smegma or cleaning the shit out of our holes before a guy can stick his dick in it. Bodies and sex are nasty. Male or female. Deal with it.

Female apologist @ R88 : I can't remember a time, ever, when I've been in an elevator, or in a car, or in a store, or office, or at a movie, or mall, or just passing some guy on the street, and smelled his dick, or ass.

Can't say the same for females.

[quote]females can be gay

They can be lesbian. That's the term.

We don’t want to hear from the lezzies though. We want to hear from the straight women. It’s about they’re cunt hygiene.

What’s the best way to eat out?

[quote]We want to hear from the straight women

No, we don't. How many times, and in how many different ways, must this be stated?

[quote]According to Goop, you must steam those things regularly and stick gemstones up them.

Don't forget the jade egg, R9.

But seriously, Gwynnie can choke on one.

Agree with the person upthread who say a lot of the confusion on this board is to do with the conflation of vulva or vagina. Also some men being deliberately and strangely unpleasant, and seeming to take each other's advice over real women - 'I knew she was lezzie! she likes natural smell'....what? you idiots? To whoever said that I'm certain the person whose 'information' you were responding to was a man - women don't tend to write nonsense like 'a woman must keep herself presentable for her man'. I also think he's the man who has a strange fixation on bras and girdles etc., he was going on about them in another thread. Very odd. I think you're just two old men clucking at each other about what you think 'feminine hygiene' is, based on third hand knowledge.

How many times has it been stated that douches are unnecessary and harmful? and that washing the vulva is important but washing internally not? Some men on this thread are so confused and ignorant even though the information has been laid out very carefully. If you don't want that information don't click on the thread. Such foolishness.

Goop left out that you could just get an a-steam instead. There's nothing better than a rejuvenated sphincter.

[quote]a lot of the confusion on this board is to do with the conflation of vulva or vagina

No.

This has nothing to do with it.

Oh hush R97. I'm assuming you're a man? why would you think you know more about women's bodies than we do? such foolishness and ignorance. By the laws of probability you're also a gay man. Run along now dear.

I'd rather you waddle along, Petunia. This is Datalounge, not mumsnet.

If a woman uses douche it upsets the natural ph and can cause a yeast infection. Soap and water, Costco baby wipes, a shower all clean male and female genitalia.

R99, no lovely, this particular thread is about the female body. If you don't like it then you can take it up with the OP, a gay man who seemed to really appreciate the information that has been given. You are just making yourself look ignorant and foolish here, how embarrassing.

I always freshen down there before the menz come calling.

[quote]does the woman stop and run in the bathroom to douche her gash first

Yes, you seem like a curious and well-meaning poster and not at all like one of the junior high kids who show up here on the weekends to troll because you have no friends and even your family doesn't want to hang around you.

[quote]she would not douche. She believed that she should only wash and wouldn’t use douche. He actually broke an engagement with her because they couldn’t agree on this. I mean I would at least rinse my cunt out with water every couple of days. I just can’t imagine not.

If any of this ridiculous story were true, she'd have shown him the literally thousands of articles and studies showing douching is bad for women.

You, on the other hand? I absolutely 100% believe you douche every other day.

It wouldn't be the same at all for transwomen R65. The vagina is an organ which is why it is self-regulating, what transwoman who have the operation have is essentially a hole that needs dilating and cleaning. It is a facsimile of a vagina but doens't function like one.

R104 In my view ignorance is not not knowing something, it's being told something by someone who is in the best position to know and then telling them they're wrong. This thread started out quite well then got infested by men clucking at each other about things they are clearly so ignorant about but won't listen to woman about on principle. Because the best source for information on a women's body is another man right? Bless them.

[quote]This whole thread is inappropriate and evidence of the invasion.

When did Datalounge become a home for all the goddamned wimps in the world? You people whine 24/7 about the most ridiculous, banal things.

Yet curiously you never seem to cry your big salty tittybaby tears when the Trumpsters and homophobic trolls start spamming the place. We had a thread the other day with 200 or so posts, over 100 of which were from a troll who kept posting about f*ggots, k*kes and n*ggers, and while we had several people rightly angry about the lack of moderation, not a single sobbing Mary said a thing about an inappropriate invasion.

You were too busy trembling in your high-waisted dad jeans and 15-year-old stretched-out A&F tees about the mere presence of women to care, I guess.

R6 the question was about a vagina not an oven for crissakes and to give the answer

if you haven't showered at the least use the bathroom to do a little water scrub to get rid of pee and pee smell if you are a real woman who does not shave all her pussy hair off.....

And again we need to point out the difference between the vulva and the vagina for the benefit of R108. Please try to keep up, this has been covered many times.

I have no idea how the various and sundry, including our enlightened OP use the term "cunt", but the vagina (an internal structure) and the vulva (an external structure. NOTE: Sometimes the vuvla is described as including the vagina, but that will just confuse everyone here, I'm sure) are not one in the same.

Women don't "wash" their vagina, unless they douche. Douching is not necessary, although some women seem to be manipulated into thinking it is, probably by a man.

The vulva should be washed with soap and water during a normal shower routine. Women who either don't wash it in the shower, or don't shower or bathe regularly, will indeed, be "ripe".

A vagina (and correspondingly the vulva) may have a foul odor when infection is present.

A healthy vagina has no odor. A dirty vulva does.

And just like men, a sweaty women will smell like sweat everywhere she sweats. If that's your thing, go for it, otherwise, shower before sex.

[quote]I can't remember a time, ever, when I've been in an elevator, or in a car, or in a store, or office, or at a movie, or mall, or just passing some guy on the street, and smelled his dick, or ass.

So you've never worked around construction workers. Newsflash: that isn't paint that you're smelling, it's their balls/thighs.

OP opened with a trolling statement and many of you idiots fell for it.

R107 nobody's trembling, nobody's afraid, it's just that women don't belong here. It doesn't mean that they don't show up. It just means that they [italic]shouldn't[/italic].

Dream on, r111.

Just fuck off R113. No one cares about your opinion. It's a gay board and it clearly doesn't say anywhere that only men can post or are welcome here.

R85 I have never heard of ANYONE, least of all older ladies, having a green discharge unless they are infected with an STD.

Don't worry R116, R85 knows nothing about women's bodies but probably heard that third hand from another man who heard it from another man who briefly saw a woman naked once. So it's basically gospel to him now.

And yes I agree, green discharge always means an infection, whichever part of the body we're talking about.

Yay men pretending to be experts on pussy, and what straight men want in pussy is hilarious.

"I’ve never heard a straight guy say he liked the smell of undouched pussy."

Men pay women for unwashed panties. Porn mags have had scratch & sniff pics. Of course, they couldn't replicate the scent of pussy, which caused tons of angry complaint mail.

*Gay

I want to thank all the real women who answered to this. I never knew that urine DID NOT come from the vagina. I also never knew about the anatomy of the vulva and vagina.

My friend did indeed cancel the engagement because the fiancée wouldn’t douche. I guess he was just used to bitches that douched.

It seems to me it’s a personal preference to the woman as to whether she wants to clean her cunt and how often. I just let a feminine lesbian friend read this thread and she said she would always excuse herself to make sure she had at least splashed her gash even if she had taken a shower. She said she would never “just have sex” without making sure she was at her freshest.

I’m grateful for her sharing her opinion and experience even though because she’s a lezzie she’s not considered a real woman. I’m sure that there are a couple of really butch dykes and/or goddesses who have VERY dirty unkempt cunts.

Women are made to bear the children of men. Therefore, it is extremely important that women keep themselves in an attractive, presentable manner at all times. We can argue about this all day , but the fact is, a normal, straight woman will only want to please a man. If they don’t, then they are lezzies or psychos.

Lezzies, please feel free to educate us fags on anatomy but know that we don’t find your info on douching or lack thereof to be a valid part of this thread.

Again, thank you all real straight women.

I have to say some of the comments did just seem to vibrate with jealousy, because why have that much hate if there isn't an underlying reason? I mean if I'm not attracted to a group of people I just ignore them, it's nothing to me if other people are attracted to them, but there are a group of posters here who will fixate on women's bodies and then talk about how repulsive they apparently are, and, tellingly, how repulsive they apparently are to straight men.

Under normal circumstances I wouldn't have assumed that any gay man was jealous of women but seeing some of the things posted on DL has opened my eyes as that must be the underlying mechanism. Not that those posters would admit it of course because they hate feels better to them.

Also, just some more info, on discharge per se. When a woman is "wet" or sexually aroused, this "discharge" is not smelly nor is it any color. It's a clear liquid produced by the Bartholin glands outside the entrance to the vagina. It's basically natural KY jelly.

Also, there may be other occasional sticky discharge for a woman during her monthly cycle. This is natural during her ovulation cycle and is not green or yellow. Usually it's white and stringy, but not overly smelly or cause for concern.

As other posters have said, green and highly smelly discharge is not good and means there is something out of whack.

Your comment started out well R20 but then it took a massive nose-dive at paragraph 5. I think you should have just cut off after paragraph 4, it felt like two different people wrote it.

R122 I assume you are a lezbine? R121 I don’t think anyone is going to be jealous of vulvas and vaginas. Your description of stringy white discharge stuff is more than enough to let me know I don’t ever want to eat pussy.

Thread has been moved to here.

https://www.datalounge.com/thread/23785133-do-women-have-to-keep-their-cunts-clean-at-all-times-for-fucking-

Who are you talking to R1124? You're conflating the responses of two separate poster and two separate comments. I'm R121, and yes it is obvious to me that some posters are motivated by jealousy. You are welcome to disagree but there is clearly some psychological mechanism at work that prompts them to deliberately come onto threads about the female body and talk about how disgusted they are and how disgusted straight men are. Like I said it never occurred to me before coming to DL but I see it very clearly in some comments.

I would be willing to bet that an unwashed vagina smells very similar to unwashed men's parts-

I'll admit, I do feel a bit jealous, or perhaps envious is the more correct term, of the amount of straight dick thrown at women, even the ugly or fat women get a lot of straight dick thrown at them.

There. I said it. I know I'm not the only one.

Straight guys don't care, OP. Can you imagine what they smell back there when they are performing doggy?

A straight woman can just walk out and lay down on the sidewalk with her legs spread and any man will fuck her. That is very lucky. The fags are very picky.

I'm a woman, R124. I just want to educate correctly. The vagina is being unfairly stigmatized. If any woman, lesbian, straight, or bisexual, goes through elaborate douching routines, I think it stems from this societal stimga.

However, I think all woman agree, keeping the external parts of their genitalia clean, i.e. the vulva, is important. A dirty vulva will be ripe, but it matters not what a woman's orientation is. Some women, like men, have better hygiene habits than others.

*stigma.

R124 You're too funny mate. "Stringy white discharge" does not remind you of something else that regularly comes out of a man's body? Try to think hard and come up with a different name. Haha.

From what I heard discharge is quite common (yellow or white) and does not happen only occasionally or if you have an infection. It rinses the vagina and keeps it wet. Lots of women use pads for it every day.

R133 okay that’s a little more than we needed to know but women definitely need to douche. This proves it. Men’s cum is not string. It’s like Ivory dishwashing liquid.

Every body is different, but wearing pads all the time is ridiculous. Whatever normal ovulation discharge there is, it's usually a tiny amount and it's probably more stretchy than stringy. Stringy was not the best word choice. It hardly needs a pad. It just is what it is. If some women freak out about it, it's on them.

Being the bearer of children requires a bit of planning and coordination and a woman's body does what it needs to do to prepare for that. Have at it at the link, if you want more info, but you seem to think a vagina is full of crazy crap that makes it unclean. This really isn't the case.

R135 so you are saying that you like to eat unwashed pussy, is that correct?

R135 so you are saying that you like to eat unwashed pussy, is that correct?

They are so clean you can eat right off of the vagina floor.

Move the thread! You can't talk to me like that!

fucking loon here, folks

R131 do you eat pussy? Are you a lesbian? Do you have Birkenstock’s on? Is your hair long and gray? Finally, do you trim or shave your box?

R134 I think everyone here knows what cum looks like. The discussion here is just so ridiculous. Discharge from a woman's body is disgusting - "discharge"/ cum from a man is hot. But I think this is normal in a lot of gay circles. I have gay friends who really enjoy the company of women and have close relationships with them. Other gay friends avoid women like the plaque and don't want anything to do with them or even hang out with them. It's like females don't even exist and everything about them is disgusting.

Never heard from any straight friends that their girlfriends douched before sex or they thought it was necessary. Normal shower or cleaning yourself before sex should be enough. Same goes for gay men. If you have normal and regular bowel movements, showering and basic cleaning should be enough (especially if you've been with your partner for years, you probably have seen and smelled it all anyway).

Old thread about such. Already has been discussed.

[quote]I would be willing to bet that an unwashed vagina smells very similar to unwashed men's parts-

You'd lose.

Really, OP? You said, "Women are made to bear the children of men. Therefore, it is extremely important that women keep themselves in an attractive, presentable manner at all times. We can argue about this all day , but the fact is, a normal, straight woman will only want to please a man. If they don’t, then they are lezzies or psychos."

You are nuts. Women bear children that are half from themselves and half from a man. Women contribute the ova, without sperm is useless. All straight women do not want to simply please a man. Many are perfectly happy to live without a man or woman as a sex partner. Not everyone's cup of tea but it happens.

You sound like, if you were straight, you'd want a woman like this. Always ready to pop out a new one. Gross

Vaginas are so inherently clean that healthy babies regularly arrive out of them.

There was a really old thread on DL I once stumbled across in an (admittedly weird) google search about how women clean out the vagina - especially after a guy cums in it. Some of the replies are hysterically funny.

[quote] it really wouldn't make evoluntionary sense to have the vagina in a constant dirty, infected state. How would the human species continue to propagate if that was the case?

Unfortunately, Mary Trump is no longer alive so we can't ask her.

The vagina is prone to various infections. There is a reason Shampoos for the cooch are popular products.

The average Vagina also carries shirt particles which is also attributed to the high rate of men's throat/mouth cancer. Eating pussy is actually lethal in the long run.

shit particles*

R145 and the baby comes out filthy and you have to give it a bath you dumbass.

R150 that's not filth, it's natural protection from a wet environment, YOU are the dumbass here.

It's getting harder to parse out the actual questions and infromation wanted in this thread versus the inherent misogyny.

On a microbiotic level, humans are dirty. We have creatures in our eyebrows and our noses. We have skin bacteria, armpit bacteria, gut bacteria, vaginal bacteria, etc. Probably a bunch of shit particles on our hands as well. Look at that new study on how gross men's beards are.

A vagina will keep itself clean and naturally function without additon of any chemicals or douches. Clean is a relative term, as humans evolved in a microcosm of other organisms and our bodies utilized bacteria to help with natural functioning. This good bacteria can be stripped away and bad bacteria can overgrow, hence causing infections and smells.

If people want to continue to think that vaginas/vulvas are gross, that's their prerogative. However, it perperuates old harmful stereotypes and is an uninformed opinion.

R152 please go and enjoy some granola.

R152 we can all smell your stanky pussy from here. Yuck.

[quote]A vagina will keep itself clean and naturally function without additon of any chemical

Uh no. The vagina is host to many bacteria and fecal matter.

fecal matter? what planet are you on R155? The vagina is an internal organ that is attached only to the cervix and the uterus, not to the bladder and, unlike the anus, not to the bowel. Are you even aware of what a woman is?

Anal sex involves the possibility of fecal matter, not vaginal sex since that is literally what it's there for, it's not hooked up to anything else.

Every woman knows to wipe from front to back to keep the shirts out of their vaginas, you dumb asses.

Double-stupidity points for R155 since he seems to be conflating the vagina with the vulva AND doesn't even know that women wipe their arses in a hygienic way. Makes you wonder how he wipes, sounds very unhygienic to me, spreading shit all over himself it sounds like.

holy cow. DLers are amazingly uninformed.

1. It is true: women do not pee through their vaginas, no do the have fecak matter stuck in there. 2. Normal vaginas do have discharge (not every day), and most women do NOT wear pads except during their periods if they even do use pads. Seems to be a grandma thing to do, to wear pads. Most women prefer tampons. 3. Vaginas do NOT stink. You can not smell a woman's vagina as she walks past, except perhaps in cases of extremely poor hygiene. 4. Men on the other hand, especially as they get older, smell pretty awful. Their balls for some reason, smell gross. Their penises are not a pleasure to taste or smell. So if we are going to talk about "gashes" or "slashes" or other insulting terms for female genitalia, and if we are going to describe them as smelly and gross, then perhaps equal time can be given to straight men's hygiene, which to be honest deteriorates as they age.

If you are a LESBIAN and you are commenting on this thread -PLEASE STOP IT NOW AND DIE! GO AWAY NOW!! LESBIANS ARE NOT REAL WOMEN AND ANY INFORMATION HERE CONTRIBUTED BY LESBIANS IS NULL AND VOID!!

I REPEAT: LESBIANS ARE NOT NOT NOT REAL WOMEN! UNLESS THEY ARE REALLY FEMININE.

ALL BUTCH WOMEN WITH UNKEMPT BUSHES SHOULD LEAVE THE THREAD NOW.

REPEAT: ALL LESBIANS MUST EXIT THE THREAD NOW. ONLY GAY MEN AND FEMININE LEZZIES WITH FULL FACE MAKEUP, WHO WEAR DRESSES AND HEELS ARE ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE THREAD.

Thank you

R156 is not a real woman. This is a bull dyke with a hairy pussy.

R159 sounds normal. Thank you for telling the truth and not spreading the bull dyke agenda.

R160, honestly dear I'm worried about you know, you seem to have real issues. You too R161......

They don't that is why 90% of them reek of tuna.

OP is a DG.. (a dirty gurl)

It’s HPV that causes cancer, not “shit particles.” Otherwise everybody would have rectal cancer, colon cancer, etc.

Douching a vagina is about as necessary as douching an unclogged nostril.

R166 sez who?

LMAO there is nothing funnier than a bunch of queens talking about snatch!!

R168 that is so misogynistic. We are trying to be respectful of women here and make this a safe place for all. Using the term snatch is derogatory to women and their cunts. Please do not continue with this type of behavior.

Don’t be disrespecting nobody’s clam!

R155 How ironic to see a gay man going on about 'shit particles' in the vagina, projecting much? I mean I get why anal sex feels good for you men what with the prostate and all but I notice that with all these bizarre lies and abuse about the vagina what no woman has actually pointed out is that anal sex is in fact, objectively speaking, gross. The chance of 'shit particles' is high, indeed the anus is a 'host' to shit particles as that's what comes out of it, and that the risk of unpleasant odours is much higher even after douching the anus. I mean you do you and all, but please stop projecting. The vagina is literally made for this, that is why no extra effort is needed.

Just about every woman on this thread R167, have you read any of the thread at all?

R172 we haven’t had any women really tell us anything. Just some bull dyke that will eat anything.

So much hatred inside you R173, so much hated. Is it to make up for all that straight dick you're not getting inside you what with not having a vagina?

R174 hon take your strap on and your dirty cunt and go eat an unwashed vagina and vulva

Hit a bit of a nerve did I R175? I'm sorry that you're so unhappy.

R121 it's pussy envy. That's why guys talk about douching, when it's really an enema. Women don't have to clean that orifice in the way that bottom guys do. Cuz it was made for fucking, unlike ass.

I know R177, so much jealousy and projection in this thread. All the fake-negative things that are being said about vaginas are actually only true for anuses. Maybe they also feel some kind of disgust for their own bodies, or at least the parts that are penetrated, that they're projecting onto us.

It's okay guys, just douche away and let men fuck you, it's not your fault that it's not a vagina.

Or I should say 'enema away' as per R177's point. I get it now, I hadn't even noticed that those men who were being so creepy about the vagina were trying to normalise their own enema-ing for what they, maybe deep down, feel is a transgressive act. Possibly also with a bit of internalised homophobia shaping the self-disgust. I mean I'd feel sorry for all of you, I really would, but you've been so so creepy and ignorant and misogynistic that you clearly don't deserve it, but at least not I completely understand where this is coming from.

Cue the creepy-ones with a chorus of 'no we aren't you lezzie dyke with a stinky snatch' lol. Thus proving my point. Of you go....

Trump is an enema of the people.

R177 I owe you an apology. It was wrong of me to negate feminine wisdom. Thank you for your contributions to the thread. I feel like I never would have learned so much if it hadn’t been for the lezzies on this thread. You are right, I am so jealous of your vagina. You are also a great and real woman.

[quote]We are trying to be respectful of women here and make this a safe place for all. Using the term snatch is derogatory to women and their cunts. Please do not continue with this type of behavior.

Fuck off, gash. Straight women and their nasty ax wounds aren't welcome here.

Go the fuck away, cunts.

And fuck off for trying to dictate how women should be treated here, if you don't like it go back to iVillage.

R181 thank you!

R177 (aka NYC guy)

So many opinions, so little information.

Any OB/GYN or L&D nurse will tell you that the vagina has healthy flora, cleans itself, and it generally a safe place to be. It's why babies can be born through the passage. Your poophole is not a loophole. It's filthy. If bacteria from the poophole migrates (via unhygenic practice) to the vag, the vag will get sick and develop infectious symptoms. Same goes for the urethra.

I love gay men, but I wouldn't ask a gay forum for advice on vaginal health.

Straight guys will pull out a woman’s tampon and put their dick in a menstruated hole.

R182 didn't get enough attention from his mommy as a baby.

I think all of you are fucking nuts. The women here don’t know how good butt sex feels. That’s why all straight men prefer it. Even with women men prefer butt sex.

Courtney's correct (assuming the fellow is actually straight). Of course, menstrual blood (aka endometrial lining) is just dead cells. Unless the woman has HIV or C Hepatitis there's nothing there. It's not like there's E. coli raging about such as in the colon. Why, it's so filthy in there that one could catch diseases having sex that way! ;)

I don't know about that r187, my brother's wife does anal with him, and he says it's nice once in a while but that "pussy is life." I don't get it either, but whatever.

R189 he won’t admit to it because he is afraid to appear gay if he says he likes it.

The worst thing about the cooch is that people born from it are imbued with original sin, stemming from Eve's transgression.

R191 even the Jews?

A kick in the cuntbone to anyone who insists on using any form of the word "conflate".

We all know your outer lips from your inner lips from your fuckhole from your peehole from your clit from your taint from your asshole.

And we're sick of it😀. Sod off to some online hen party and leave us be.

And it's not misogyny. Gay guys just don't want to see anything else about your Special Magic Secret Pussies.

Most of the valid info on this thread comes, I believe, from one remarkably patient woman.

R190 can't you read? He did say he liked it. Damn, you're stupid.

God Stevie, aka r193, stand back and stop being such a wide winged CUNT. You’re really taking your silver spoon and digging your grave when you go at people like that.

Stevie, pay attention to R196!

R195 why don’t you shut you filthy mouth? I did read dumbass. You didn’t. Straight men can’t admit to a gay that they like anal sex better than vaginal because the gay guy will then try to come on to the straight guy. The gay will take it as the straight is coming on to him. So the straight guy can’t admit just how much better he likes it. They will just say yeah it’s okay.

Some men - gay or straight, but usually straight - will fuck anything: vaginas, anuses, glory holes, ostomy sites, apple pies, flying rolling doughnuts... the list is as endless as the possibility of holes. Isn't it why we love them? There's something so optimistic about that level of creativity.

R196 at least get your lyrics right if you're trying to make people think you're clever.

Digging my own grave? I'll piss all over yours before I see that happen.

Love,

The Cunt

R199 Add rolled up pillows/blankets and fruit.

R198 = mind reader, in particular when it comes to straight men

R198 you shut your toothless halitosis filled mouth, you fucking incel, droopy moobed, hump nosed, lipless, flat-assed, manless imbecile. He didn't have to say he'd done it or liked it at all, and he's my brother you fucking moron. He's not worried about me jumping his bones. That shit flys in your inbred family, not mine.

*flies

I'm tired.

As an eldergay I can tell where all this vagina hating is coming from. All these gay men saying ignorant things about vaginas? It goes back to their adolescence. Their best buddy, the boy next door, their BFF, their first crush, the boy they might have "played" with totally ignored them, became indifferent or no longer wanted to "play" once THAT girl caught the object of their affections' eye. As a gayling I think a lot of us hate on girls because of this. Fortunately, most of us get past it with the obvious exception of the "stinkfish" fish, smelly cunt crowd still trying to placate their inner child by hating on women and vaginas. Let it go, boys! He just wasn't that into you and your misogyny needs douched out of your brain. It is almost like this thread was created just to cause conflict and ill will between gays and lesbians/straight women.

[quote]It is almost like this thread was created just to cause conflict and ill will between gays and lesbians/straight women.

Of course it was.

He said pussy is better and he is right. I am bi, and I would much rather fuck a woman than a man, sorry. Anal feels weird and just not as good. THIS is why bi men always end up with women.

I think men who prefer it are weird, sadistic, or closeted. I knew one "straight" guy who liked it because he said it was like fucking a virgin every time. He supposedly had a micropenis, so maybe the only way he could feel anything.

And of course it is better not to have to lube up and then get shit on your dick, both are gross. Eating pussy can be gross sometimes if the woman doesn't clean herself properly because it can get lint and stuff in there, but most women prefer to shower before sex anyway, so usually not a problem.

R207 'bout to be murdered by the dl queens.

R204 I should think so, after that tirade!

R205 shit your mouth old dyke.

Thanks R205. It seems like some of the men here have real anger issues, it's a pity they let their anger fester like that. To think they probably appears quite normal to people around them and then they have this rage just below the surface that is aimed at women. Honestly, with some of the bile on this thread, I feel like they wouldn't necessarily even be safe to be around. the sort of guys who just snap and hurt someone (a woman obviously, target of their malignant rage).

R199 I agree with you depending on the age of the man.

[quote]fecal matter? what planet are you on [R155]?

No idiot, we have had countless threads and articles about this. The average vagina carries fecal matter.

I honestly don't know why I'm bothering to reply R213 but it's the anus that has fecal matter not the vagina. Men need to have enemas, women don't need to douche. I can't put it any more simply than that.

Why do men feel the need to so consistently argue about things they don't have a fucking clue about? I don't think you have any idea how a woman's body work R213, which would be fine if you didn't feel the need to argue with women about it. Male arrogance and ignorance never fails to amaze me.

R213, no they don't Mary. You can tell because that's how yeast infections happen. By their nature, infections are events out of the ordinary - hence the discomfort, itching, and need for antifungals. IF it were normal for fecal matter to be in the vagina, it wouldn't cause infections.

Vaginas are so healthy that the most helpless humans can pass safely through them into the world. Babies come from vaginas. Shit comes from anuses. This really isn't complicated, it's very basic anatomy.

Honestly R216, I think R213 is so confused and also bound up in his own strange hatred of women and their sexual parts. It would be funny to ask him to draw a diagram of women's internal and external anatomy and see what he comes up with. I'm not even entirely sure what he thinks he's referring to when he talks about 'the vagina'. It's pretty admirable in a way just how willing he is to over-ride his own ignorance and to run with it.

Remember the guy who was arrested for having sex with picnic table? Was he gay or straight or bi? What kind of person is attracted to a picnic table? He must have been gay because tables are flat as a board with no breasts.

The table below must be a virgin because it displays no gaping hole, typically used for insertion of of an umbrella pole.

The sheer amount of stupidity on the part of men in this thread would be hilarious if it wasn’t imbued with such misogyny. Any woman, or any man who has been near a real vagina, understands that most of this thread is bold face lies. I’m a 35 year old woman and I’ve never had an infection, funky discharge, or a putrid smell. Even when those things do occur in some women, it’s extraordinarily rare and no different from physical afflictions that can also affect men’s genitalia.

R218 did the table press charges?

R220, no, they got married and had three kids, I mean, three pieces of patio furniture.

The daughter's a whore at R221. Just look at her sitting there spread-eagled.

And R221's son is clearly a bottom.

Yes, #223, clearly. And the other son is obviously a top. A carefree bi top.

[quote]I’m a 35 year old woman and I’ve never had ............a putrid smell.

It has been my unfortunate experience that women can't discern when their own pussies stink. Also, working around large groups of women, it has been my amusing experience that other women will trash stinky women behind their backs.

[quote] Even when those things do occur in some women, it’s extraordinarily rare

No. Not extraordinarily rare. Otherwise there wouldn't be a 224 post long thread about it on a gay forum.

It's not misogyny. Gay men are just sick of having that soggy taco shoved in their faces at every turn.

R224, he's my favorite. I can't even tell what he's for, but he's obviously the most fun.

I've managed to live my entire life without having ever noticed the lingering scent of a putrid pussy in my immediate vicinity except for one time only. A lady friend confessed that she had gonorrhea. She sat maybe 3 feet from me and I did indeed get a nauseating sniff of her rank diseased nether-regions.

Also, I must add, she had just started treatment. I assume she recovered her former health as well as a fresh scent.

Gonorrhea is rather known for its smell. That's actually a good thing - many STDs go unnoticed and therefore untreated. The Clap is identifiable. The nose knows.

Ans there's that misogyny again R225. Honestly I had no idea how much some gay men hate women until I came here. Kind of wish I still didn't know. They put so much energy and effort into it, how sad for them.

You just won't get that gay men are sick of hearing about your pussies.

You say "misogyny", I say "honesty".

Except you clicked on a thread in which a gay man specifically asked for information in order to tell us that and then joined the conversation. Yes, so uninterested.......From what I've seen on this thread, a certain number of gay men are not only misogynistic about women's bodies they're a bit fixated on them, like obsessive hatred. Weird.

I originally came here to tell you to scram. I stayed because you didn't leave. You're like a woman in a gay bar who won't take the hint that guys didn't want her coming through the door in the first place.

Haha, you came onto a thread that you had zero interest in to tell the people in that thread to leave. Riiiiiight. Yep, we believe you......Also, pretending for a second that were true, what did you think was going to happen? that all the women here who were responding to a question from the OP would say 'oh yeah sorry R233' and leave? And again, if it were true, why did you get involved in the conversation by telling us all how much you hate women's bodies?

Oh dear R233, you just have a little bit of a misogynistic fixation don't you? it's okay, you're not alone, seems like there's a lot of that on this thread. Now why don't you scram, theere's a dear.

R230, I think the word "cunt" in the title was a tipoff to what some of the responses would be...

Also R233 why on earth would you think that a gay bar is just for men? so strange the you're not aware of the existence of lesbians and bi women.

Maybe R235, to be honest in my country cunt isn't considered to be misogynistic in quite the same way it is the US, it's a term I quite like in fact. I gave OP a pass for it at the time as the question at least was I think genuine.

There just seems to be a whole swamp of misogyny, obsession with women's genitals, homophobia against lesbians and strange lies in this thread. I kind of wish I never knew that some gay men hate women so very much. Never mind, I wouldn't want to live in their minds, they seem quite unhappy.

I originally came to DL because i was googling a gossipy topic one day, and all the hits were DL threads. So i decided to look into this DL thing . Years have gone by, and i have often enjoyed it. I come back every few weeks just to see what's going on, though never stay for long because I am a straight woman and don't like feeling so unwelcome.

So to the other straight women here surprised by the misogyny, I'd say it is one of the absolute defining characteristics of this board. Gay men cannot stand women, gay or straight. They hate them. Know that when you come here and do not attempt cordial conversation. It marks you as a vulnerable newbie. Instead either grow a thick skin (and take it), or oppose it, but resign yourself to losing the fight. It is always a shock to women to realize how deep the hatred runs, i get that, but honestly, just shut up. Anything else just riles them, and here they feel it is their right to shit all over women in the most horrific ways. And let's be honest, here it IS their right.

But the disturbing thing that should not be tolerated is this kind of comment: "has been my unfortunate experience that women can't discern when their own pussies stink. Also, working around large groups of women, it has been my amusing experience that other women will trash stinky women behind their backs."

This is a lie, and is designed to fall into a manipulation designed to make the women here insecure about each other, and to fill them with self-loathing. Women do not go around commenting on stinky vaginas. I have spent my life around many more women than any DL denizen, and i have never once heard anything even remotely like this. So learn to recognize the trashtalk from the fun gossip but never take DL to heart. They will use that trust against you.

DLers are pretty much mean girls.

One should have gotten a clue that this would be an outrageous, silly, disrespectful thread simply based on the title.

Sure, some gay men hate women, many straight men do, too. Many, if not most, gay men do love and appreciate the women they know like moms, aunts, sisters, friends etc, and also women they don't know in entertainment and the news.

It's the abstract frau or cunt, sometimes found in reality, that are the topics of ridicule. I don't hate women at all but I confess I enjoy the stupid humor these threads inspire. Also, such talk is generally taboo and there can be a delicious naughtiness sometimes in being a boorish ass.

I have never once seen a DLer say, "But wait! My (mother, aunts, sisters, friends) are wonderful people and not at all cuntish!" No, R239, DLers, perhaps because it is delicious fun, will throw any and every woman they know under the bus before they would ever stir to rally in defense of any woman. That's just the way it is here.

And of course there are straight men with serious misogyny issues, and we women know all too well how dangerous they can be. But they have no bearing on DL's views. DL is all about gay men and the (often straight) men they lust after, but never ever about women, except to condescend or malign.

Just sayin' them's the rules. Can't stand the heat in this kitchen, ladies? Get out.

R238.

Especially ironic, really, when they are discussing our genitalia, of which they have zero, ZERO knowledge.

R240, I agree with you in part but I know gay men who adore the women in their lives. I've also seen DLers extol their virtues. They might throw everyone else under the but not loved ones.

So if you open the labias all the way and expose the vagine, it doesn’t smell like a wet dark breeding ground for bacteria?

It smells like the sweet breath of babies, hon.

R243, i agree that gay men are capable not only of loving the women in their lives, but also of treating them kindly, even gallantly. In real life. Or even online in other forums.

However, never ever on DL.

Woops. r242, not R243. My apologies, R243. I am sure you are still reeling.

r245

R246 Not to be an annoying stickler but I have seen some woman love on DL, mostly in threads about dead parents. Otherwise, I totally agree about real life.

I am not, however, offended by the ridiculousness that goes on at DL about women. Much of it is silly and funny and not to be taken seriously.

I think a lot of gay men would have a better relationship with women if women stop demanding that we eat them out. As a child my mother used to force me to eat her out as an after school snack several times a week.

Every time I am with a woman whether she is a lesbian or a normal woman, invariably, after a certain amount of time, she will ask me to eat her sweet cunt. It gets a little old.

[quote]Also, working around large groups of women, it has been my amusing experience that other women will trash stinky women behind their backs.

[quote]This is a lie,

No. It's not.

[quote]Women do not go around commenting on stinky vaginas.

Yes. They do.

[quote]I have spent my life around many more women than any DL denizen

You are basing that on absolutely nothing.

[quote]here they feel it is their right to shit all over women in the most horrific ways.

Please. Drama much? Just recognize that gay men aren't enchanted by you and aren't enslaved to your pussies, are tired of you hanging around. You're no more or less welcome or derided than a penis in a lesbian separatist group.

Bump

Oh hush R249, just stop it now.

This just in from another thread:

[quote]As a gay man, I rarely live with women. I've been staying at hostels lately and have had a few female roommates. The experience is horrific. I never realized how strong the smell of vagina can be. Vagina can fill an entire room. I'm also not used to seeing blood smeared all over my toilet seat. How do straight men deal with this?

Additionally, from the same thread:

[quote]Those of us who have worked in a small office filled with 90 percent women can confirm.

Given the choice between fish and shit, I take fish every time.

Or most of the time.

BLOOD ON THE TOILET SEAT!!!! Ewwwwww!

Piss all around the toilet, disgusting smells, filth everywhere...…= typical men's room. (The bathroom at work is unisex). Women know how to behave in a public restroom. Men do not.

Women do not leave blood on toilet seats. Please.

R255. Women’s personal bathrooms at home are the worst. There is always hair all over the place tons of dirty towels, makeup and other stuff all over the place. And yes, there is blood on the toilet seat. Especially now that there are all these free bleeders.

I don't believe that R252. I am a woman so have been using women's facilities all my life (not just when I stayed at a hostel one time) and I have never ever seen blood smeared on a toilet seat. More projecting - accusing women of having filthy toilets when it's men that do that. How gullible you are to have believed that man in the other thread.

R257 but what about the free bleeders?

R255 you are correct. It’s all true you said it.

Menstrual blood comes in many varieties and yes it can be smeared on a toilet seat.

Men pee on the toilet seat to he mean! And if they have diabetes, the pee is like syrup so try sitting on syrup at 3:00 AM.

Well anything CAN be smeared on a toilet seat R260 but most things aren't, including period blood. Also, not what you mean by 'many varieties'? it's the lining of a uterus not fancy wine.

R262 It can be light red barely visible on up to blood clots heavy enough to tip a scale.

I know, I'm a woman R263, - those aren't different varieties but different levels of viscosity. But I didn't see what that had to do with whether it was on the seat.

R264 please tell me about free bleeders.

[R210] I'm a gay male, not a lesbian. Sorry you are still hating on women because your straight crush back in high school wasn't into you and got himself a girlfriend. You're just an angry little boy that never got over it and want to make nasty remarks about women and their vaginas. BTW, if it wasn't for a vagina, you wouldn't be here. Possibly in your case though, a crow shit you on a fence and the sun hatched you!

Other than the burning and the discharge, I feel fine.

R240 this here old fart puts on Ignore anyone who use "f**h" tao refer to women.

Wow. Datalounge has devolved into discussion about the color and consistency of menstrual blood clots and what they look like when smeared on the toilet seat. FF this entire nasty thread. Some of you are simply vile.

There's absolutely no reason to bring female-oriented discussion to DL at all, but people keep insisting that women belong in gay spaces, and it always turns out badly.

R270, do you not see the difference between women "intruding" into gay male discussions and women replying to aggressive insults of the basest kind? This thread has devolved as it has because DLers enjoy ridiculous adolescent behavior, not because women are being pushy or domineering.

That

is where you're wrong.

Do gay men have to keep their assholes clean at all times for fucking? If they're open to all comers, yes.

Why do gay guys care about pussies?

Because we are tired of the women doing this to us! Leaving this on the toilet seat!! We wonder what physically causes them to do this.

R275, a woman didn't do that.

The hell if she didn’t !!!

R271 just put the schmuck on Ignore. I did, evidently, at some point.

Why hasn’t anyone answered this?

Ask r278 , he seems to think he's gotbit all figured out.

R270 a gay man started this thread, not a woman.

I grew up with two sisters and had various female roommates in college, R281. Never saw blood on a toilet seat, either. That's something one would remember.

Maybe whomever saw the supposed bloody toilet seat, cleans gas station or truck stop restrooms for a living, or otherwise frequents locales where people with mental illness are often found?

Imagine if men's cunts bled every month, you know it would be a bloodbath in most of their houses.

Menstrual blood is messy. Yes, keep the cunt clean soap and water.

This thread is so VULGAR!!!!

It makes me want to faint.

MARY!!!!!!

Girls, use the soap and water on the regular, nothing more. If you must douche, do it with warm water and nothing else. Don't you bitches watch commercials on poor people telly? The douche making people are the same folks who made the shower to shower death powder for cervical cancer.....

trust your bodies, but keep those areas clear and clean. Don't get me started on a discussion about clitty litter, either.

Faggots smell like stinky poo.

Time for a shower when your pants stink.

Could we please get this thread started again?